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"Chat Room"
Cinn Roll: What's this stuff in the little white bowl in the fridge?
KKogane: Don't touch that!
RIP Rover: Why not? Is it explosive?
ShiroGONE: Keith, what have I told you about making explosives?
KKogane: Uh, not to do it indoors?
KKogane: And no, Pidge, it's not explosive
KKogane: It's just a mixture of condiments
Sharpshooter: Which ones?
KKogane: Doesn't matter. Just don't touch
~ShiroGONE to KKogane~
ShiroGONE: Why are you being secretive?
KKogane: I just don't want the team making fun of me for liking Sriracha Mayo
ShiroGONE: Why would they?
KKogane: Lance knows I'm from the south, if he finds out about me liking spicy foods, I am done for
ShiroGONE: Why don't you just admit that you like him?
KKogane: How'd you know?
KKogane: Wait. I mean
KKogane: Damn
ShiroGONE: Lol
~Sharpshooter to Cinn Roll~
Sharpshooter: I'm going to taste Keith's mix
Cinn Roll: He said not to touch it
Sharpshooter: He's not the boss of me
Sharpshooter: Uh, it's so spicy. I need milk! He needs better taste buds
Cinn Roll: Why don't you admit that you like him? You've had a crush on him since the Garrison
Sharpshooter: I regret telling you
~Main Chat~
Sharpshooter: Hey, Shiro! I'm gonna change your name.
ShiroGONE: To what?
*Sharpshooter changed ShiroGONE's name to Space Dad*
Space Dad: Why?
RIP Rover: Cuz you ARE Space Dad
RIP Rover: And if we are changing names, I got Lance
Sharpshooter: What?
*RIP Rover changed Sharpshooter's name to Pining for Keith*
Pining for Keith: PIDGE!
Space Dad: Lol
*Space Dad changed KKogane's name to Klance*
Klance: Shiro, why?
Space Dad: Because you two need to admit your feelings for each other
Pining for Keith: Uh, Shiro, are you having concentration issues again?
Space Dad: No
Klance: You haven't been sleeping much, have you?
Space Dad: No. I haven't, little bro.
*RIP Rover changed Space Dad's name to Brogane1*
Klance: Lance and I have admitted our feelings to each other already
*Klance changed their name to Brogane2*
RIP Rover: Why didn't you tell anyone?
Pining for Keith: Because our emo Paladin wanted it to be a secret
Brogane2: You know you love me
Pining for Keith: Yeah. I do
Brogane1: If that's the case...
*Brogane1 changed Pining for Keith's name to Lance McClain-Kogane*
*Lance McClain-Kogane changed their name to Lance Kogane-McClain*
Lance Kogane-McClain: Much better
*Cinn Roll changes Brogane2's name to Keith Kogane-McClain*
Keith Kogane-McClain: Why is my last name first?
Lance Kogane-McClain: Cuz it sounds better?
Keith Kogane-McClain: Why wouldn't it be just McClain?
Lance Kogane-McClain: Because I want your heritage to be included, not forgotten
Fin