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"Chat"
~RedPaladin has added BlackPaladin, BluePaladin, GreenPaladin, YellowPaladin, Princess, Advisor, BladeLeader, BladeLeader2, Doctor, Spy, MomSpy, BigBro, and TwinSis to the chat~
RedPaladin: Hi, everyone!
BluePaladin: Who is everyone?
GreenPaladin: Isn't it obvious?
BluePaladin: If it was, I wouldn't have asked
BluePaladin: This is annoying
*BluePaladin changed their name to Sharpshooter*
Sharpshooter: Ah. Much better
BigBro: How is that better?
GreenPaladin: Regris!
BigBro: Pidge!
RedPaladin: I regret introducing you guys
*GreenPaladin changed BigBro's name to TechBuddy*
TechBuddy: This is good
RedPaladin: Come on, guys. Stop lurking
TwinSis: What is lurking?
YellowPaladin: It's when you are signed in but don't say anything
TwinSis: Makes sense :)
BlackPaladin: Who taught you about emojis?
TwinSis: Keith did. He showed Regris and Thace too.
Spy: Indeed he did.
RedPaladin: It was nothing :)
Spy: Hang on
*Spy changed RedPaladin's name to LittleBlade*
LittleBlade: How is this any better?
MomSpy: I think it fits
LittleBlade: Mo-om!
LittleBlade: I made this chat for everyone. @Princess, @Advisor, @BladeLeader, @BladeLeader2, @Doctor
Princess: How did you do that?
LittleBlade: Do what?
Princess: My data pad made a strange noise
LittleBlade: Oh, it's because I at-ed you.
BladeLeader: Please do not that again, kit
BladeLeader2: Agreed
Sharpshooter: Oh no. Your screen names are almost identical. We need to fix that.
*LittleBlade changed BladeLeader's name to Van*
*LittleBlade changed BladeLeader2's name to Tok*
Van: Kit
LittleBlade: You're welcome :D
Princess: I have never seen this side of you, Keith
Doctor: He is like this at headquarters
Spy: Except on missions
MomSpy: Which is something he should have never had to go on
Tok: We never knew he was a kit until after the trials
LittleBlade: I didn't know my age was such a big deal. I mean I am the second eldest of the Paladins
Van: What?!
Doctor: What are the Paladins' ages?
LittleBlade: 18
Sharpshooter: 17
YellowPaladin: 17
GreenPaladin: 15
BlackPaladin: 25
*Sharpshooter changed YellowPaladin's name to SpaceGordonRamsey*
SpaceGordonRamsey: Lance, why?
Sharpshooter: You can be quite vocal in the kitchen, dude
Doctor: Can we get back to the issue? The saviors of the universe are mere kits!
BlackPaladin: I am an adult
MomSpy: On Earth, but we are in space. I have an urge to tuck you all into a nest and keep you safe
LittleBlade: As cozy as that sounds, it won't help.
MomSpy: Why not?
Advisor: The lions are picky about their Paladins.
MomSpy: That may be true, but it is no reason to treat them like soldiers
Doctor: Agreed. The kits need some downtime
LittleBlade: I shouldn't have made this chat :(
TwinSis: It's okay, Keith. At least we're all getting along
LittleBlade: There is that. I don't think I could live if my team and my pack didn't get along.
MomSpy: Don't say that, kit!
LittleBlade: I didn't mean *literally*
MomSpy: Good
MomSpy: Now, is there anyone on your team that you like?
LittleBlade: Nope. Not having this conversation
Fin