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1. All that Glitters is an Egomaniac’s Christmas Tree by TheFisherKitty

   Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   06 Feb 2022

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Leonard "Bones" McCoy/Spock
   • Leonard "Bones" McCoy
   • Spock (Star Trek)
   • James T. Kirk
   • Christmas
   • Christmas Fluff
   • Christmas Smut
   • Christmas Tree
   • Grinch References
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • Friends to Lovers
   • Cabin Fic
   • Vacation
   • Jim Kirk’s Secret Sex Cabin
   • Jim Kirk’s Alien Dildo Collection
   • Author Is Not Religious
   • Story Is Not Religious
   • Swearing
   • Blasphemy
   • Blasphemous Swearing
   • Romantic Comedy
   • Fluff and Angst
   • Religious Irreverence|Secular Christmas
   • Drinking
   • Intoxication
   • Posted at the wrong time of year
   • holiday crack
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Introspection
   • Overthinking
   • referenced canon character death
   • Porn With Plot
   • Porn with Feelings
   • Hypothermia
   • There Was Only One Bed
   • Trope Fic

   Summary

   Jim Kirk’s holiday is going to suck. That doesn’t mean it has to suck for his two best friends who are finally kinda sorta almost friends with each other. Too bad neither of them wants anything to do with Christmas cheer.

   OR

   The one where Jim gives Bones and Spock a not at all suspicious shore leave in a cabin for Christmas.

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   English

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