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Saguru: It just occured to me that I never told you I was already long into the process of adopting Kenta when you moved in with me. He did show up out of nowhere from your point of view.
Saguru: Had been working on it since he was first orphaned but I was a minor at the time so was a bit tricky to get started.
Kaito: ....
Saguru: oh right the Nightmare case was a big source of trauma for you, sorry for reminding you.
Kaito: No, no. Not that.
Kaito: What time do you think it is in Japan right now.
Saguru: oops
Kaito: I need my beauty sleep
Saguru: But you're already beautiful enough
Kaito: 😳
Kaito: Saga!!!!
Kaito: I fed your fish today. I promptly left the room after but I managed to stay in the finny thing room long enough to feed them. They're still freaky but a little less when they're someone's pets.
Saguru: This is a huge milestone and I only wish I was there to see it happen.
Kaito: how are things going anyways.
Saguru: Well the villa needs a lot of work. And of course I need to be here to supervise everything.
Saguru: The person I hired for the interior design tried to suggest smart electronics
Kaito: Fire them
Kenta: Dad can I fight the tou-san look-alike.
Kenta: He claims his name is Kudo Shinichi but isn't that guy dead.
Saguru: Yes. I started that trend myself, I should know.
Kenta: Something about a pill and finally finding a cure
Kenta: He asked me if I was you but shrunk. I think this guy is nuts
Saguru: One moment, I gotta get something trending again.
Kaito: hdhjkd
Kaito: Hattori just messaged me
Kaito: I know I'm the most petty ass bitch in the world myself but I admire your dedication to messing with Kudo
Saguru: It gives me life.
Snek: Kaito why is your husband on television right now
Kaito: Snake?? Mister "I haven't messaged in a week"
Snek: I've been busy
Snek: So what did he do
Kaito: your guess is as good as mine he's supposed to be in France getting our new home set up there.
Kaito: Love of my life.
Kaito: dearest
Kaito: Bruh
Kaito: What happend
Saguru: :)