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Cherry was sitting around at home, flipping through her TV to see various different channels as she looked a little bored and uninspired on what to do.

Cleo yawned and stretched before lying down on the floor in front of Cherry's feet.

"Yeah, I'm bored too, Cleo," Cherry said to her kitten. "Seems like there's nothing good on TV and I'm having one of the worst cases of writer's block. Why can't an adventure happen whenever I want it to?" she then groaned slightly.

"Heya!" Lionel said as he slid down the banister, and landed on the couch nearby. "No fun being bored alone, am I right?"

"You got that right," Cherry smirked to him a little. "I wanted to do something creative, but sadly I'm suffering from a block and there's nothing even good on TV right now."

"Well, maybe we could see if there's any missions or something." suggested Lionel.

"I haven't heard of any, but if you'd like to, we could try." Cherry shrugged.

Cleo then hopped up in Cherry's lap, making the perky goth grunt as the kitten came to see Lionel up close.

"Ah... Looks like someone missed you..." Cherry said before she picked up her kitten to let her take a closer look at Lionel.

"Aw, I missed you too, Cleo," Lionel gushed as he playfully booped the kitten's tiny nose. "I could use some adorable-ness to take my mind off an otherwise dull day."

Cleo purred a bit as she rubbed up against Lionel.

"Maybe she should come with us," Cherry suggested. "I think she might be a little bored too... Like comic strip cat bored."

"Sure! There's always room for one more!" Lionel crowed as he placed the kitten on top of his head.

Cleo clutched, though not with her claws luckily.

"All right, let's see what we can find out." Cherry said before leading Lionel into the linen closet to go through a certain doorway.

After the door was shut, thunder and lightning flashed behind them and there appeared to be a room with several file cabinets. However, when Cherry and Lionel got there with Cleo, they saw a certain other duo that was already there before them.

"There's gotta be something for us to do with Goku, right?" Atticus asked Mo. "I let Cherry come with me to Bulma's birthday party."

"Surely... If not there, then I guess Hope Island." Mo shrugged.

"I guess we're not alone." Cherry murmured to Lionel once she saw the other couple there while Patch was looking through an open cabinet.

"Apparently not." Lionel said, while Furrball and Two-Tone climbed onto his shoulders.

"Oh, hey, guys." Atticus said.

"Hey," Cherry replied. "What're you guys doing here?"

"Looking for something to do," Atticus said with a small shrug. "I was almost about to consider going to visit Timmy Turner since Vicky's not his babysitter anymore."

"Hmm... Sure, why not?" Lionel responded. "That could at least be interesting."

"Well... I guess since there's nothing for us here, we could do that." Patch said as he poked his head out of the cabinet.

"Not even gonna hang out with Robyn, Tom, and Jerry?" Cherry asked the young Dalmatian.

"Nope," Patch shook his head. "They're going on a family vacation. While I feel like there would be an adventure there, I could always see them another time." he then added since was apart of their team after all.

"All right then," Cherry said. "Off we go to Timmy Turner's house!"

"Let's go!" Atticus added, suddenly feeling and sounding pumped out of excitement.

"Then... Allons-y!" Lionel exclaimed as they all poofed away, in a cloud of smoke.

"Right... Allons-y." Cherry smirked to herself about the little joke.

Once they were gone, they appeared to miss an important file that mentioned something about "Eliminators and Darkness", but there would be more information on that later.

Soon, the atmosphere seemed to be in a dark city as Timmy was dressed in a certain way with a certain girl beside him, known as Annabelle Greening dressed the same way: black coat, long pants, shoes, and sunglasses.

"We're the ones." Timmy said before he did amazing stunts with Annabelle.

As they did that, Mr. Crocker appeared to come out, dressed like some sort of agent (Mr. Smith) before glaring. "They're the ones." he then said, following the kids before starting to shoot at them.

Laser blasts shot around as Timmy and Annabelle ran away together, jumping from roof-to-roof before being surrounded by Mr. Crocker times three.

"There's no escaping, Mr. Turner and Miss Greening." Mr. Crocker grinned darkly as two other clones came beside his sides.

"There's no escaping, Mr. Turner and Miss Greening." The first clone repeated.

"I already said that!" The second clone glared.

"No, I said that!" The main Mr. Crocker glared back before they all smiled suddenly.

"Are we gorgeous or what?" The first clone beamed with his copies.

"There's no escaping the world's most gorgeous army, Mr. Turner and Miss Greening." The three Crockers soon said together.

Soon, Timmy and Annabelle hopped up in the air together against the three clones before the area began to spin around three times with one of the most known jokes from The Matrix that was parodied a lot in the early 2000's.

"Uh, we're still spinning!" Timmy called out.

Soon, the spinning stopped as Timmy and Annabelle grinned together and flew down the roof and landed on top of what looked like a clown car.

"We just did!" Timmy smirked once he and Annabelle landed and got away from the Crocker clones. "Nobody defeats Teo: master of the martial arts. Ha Ha! Hoo Hoo!" he then did karate poses.

"And I'm right with ya, Lady X!" Annabelle added as she did karate poses with Timmy as a cloud of smoke soon came into the scene after they did that.

The adventure team soon came into the scene and looked around curiously.

"What is this, Cherry's Adventures in The Matrix?" Cherry asked as she looked around. "I thought we were going to see Timmy!"

"We are!" Atticus replied before he looked around too. "Though... This doesn't look like Timmy's neighborhood."

"Oh... I think I get what he's doing," Lionel noted. "Timmy must be doing some sort of movie-related wish."

"Seems familiar," Atticus remarked. "I think my sister went through something like that when she and Amber first met Timmy."

"Should we get involved?" Patch wondered.

"Probably," Cherry shrugged. "Maybe this will make people shut up about a 'Cherry's Adventures in The Matrix' or whatever."

"Personally, I never could get into those movies; I didn't really care apart from some scenes." Lionel shrugged as they joined the run-through.

"Yeah, same here," Cherry replied. "I saw it once and it was good to see where some references came from, but then I couldn't say 'Yeah, I totally wanna watch that again someday'."

Atticus and Mo then ran off first as Patch followed them, prompting Cherry and Lionel to follow suit.

As they ran, they were being monitored by a certain trio of fairies.

"All right, Timmy!" Cosmo cheered. "You may always be chosen last at school for kickball or as lab partner."

"But in your Trilogy wishes, you and your girlfriend are always The Chosen Ones." Wanda added.

"She's/I'm not my/his girlfriend!" Timmy and Annabelle retorted while blushing.

"Uh-huh," Lionel rolled his eyes. "Anyways, you're doing great, kids. Keep it up!"

Timmy and Annabelle still looked shyly at each other before smirking with a strong determination within them.

"So, good to see ya, Cosmo and Wanda." Mo said to the fairy couple.

"And don't forget about me!" A voice said before a poof cloud appeared and in came a redheaded man with rather wild hair and a bow-tie with a gray jacket, matching pants, and purplish undershirt, as well as a green bow-tie.

"Ah, right, Murray too," Atticus nodded. "Can't forget about Murray."

"Uh... Okay," Lionel nodded."But you guys had better get a move on."

"All right!" Cosmo beamed. "Let's have some fun!"

"Aye-Aye!" Wanda nodded in agreement.

Soon, a Chinese restaurant was shown as three teenagers who were beside it were shown before they dashed away suddenly.

"Who were they?" Annabelle wondered.

"No clue." Timmy shrugged before he cartwheeled with her over to the Chinese restaurant instantly.

The Crocker clones soon found them before multiplying suddenly and began to surround the two average kids who no one understood. They then brought out their laser guns instantly and grinned menacingly at their targets.

"Watch this." Timmy smirked at Atticus.

"Alright. Alright, we're watching." Atticus chuckled and looked over.

Timmy nodded before smirking at the clones in front of him and Annabelle. "Hey, you guys look hungry. You want sweet-and-sour pork or... KAPOW?!" he then asked before he did an awesome spin kick and a force from his fists blasted the Crockers out of frame.

"No, thanks. we're allergic to MSG." The Crocker clones replied before they were suddenly blasted away and crashed into another building across the street.

Timmy and Annabelle seemed to be victorious until soon, the Crocker clones rose right back up and they multiplied even more and soon there were at least 20 that began to chase after Timmy and Annabelle right away.

"Timmy, get the ring!" exclaimed Wanda, from the control room. "Get the ring!"

"Yeah! Get the ring!" Patch added before looking curious. "What ring?"

"Payphone?" Cherry guessed with a shrug.

In the area, a payphone rang as the Crocker agents closed in.

Timmy and Annabelle soon rushed into the phone booth to answer the phone, both panicking at their current situation.

"Get us a new Trilogy wish!" Timmy said on the phone.

"This one's not fun anymore." Annabelle added.

"What? We're totally fun!" The Crocker clones replied before they brought out sharp pieces of paper in the shapes of the letter F to of course represent failure. "'Cuz fun starts with 'F'!" they then added before throwing Fs at Timmy and Annabelle before they were poofed away and the Fs soon against the phone booth just as the kids left.

The kids then reappeared and made it over to a brand new location that looked very fantasy-based.

"Cool. We're in Middle Earth." Timmy realized.

"Let's hope it doesn't take nine hours to get through this one!" Furrball commented.

"Yeah, I have better ways to spend my time, thank you," Two-Tone added with a slight scoff. "Like watching Baroness von Hellman reveal her newest fashion with a collaboration from Lars or Jean-Pierre Le Pelt."

"Even if those people were with Cruella de Vil?" Patch asked his sister.

"Sometimes it's hard to be fans of someone when they cause controversy, but it shows who's the real fan or not." Two-Tone shrugged before hopping down beside him on the ground.

"Middle Earth, huh?" Cherry noted. "Add that to the list of places I never thought I'd end up in."

"Here ya go, 'Chosen One,'" said Wanda as she handed Timmy something. "One ring to rule them all!"

Timmy glanced at the object in his grasp. "This is a teething ring." he pointed out.

"Oh sorry, Poof's teething!" Wanda replied, sheepish.

"I've noticed." Timmy said as he held up his arm, revealing Poof gnawing on it along the length.

Annabelle giggled, finding that to be a little cute.

"Not funny." Timmy complained.

"Sorry, Timmy, I couldn't help it." Annabelle told him with a small smile.

"I got it!" Murray said before he poofed up a ring and gave it to Timmy. "One ring to rule--"

"This is an onion ring!" Timmy complained once he took the ring.

"Oh, that's mine!" Cosmo said before pouncing over and tackling down his godson before rubbing the onion ring against his face before eating it. "Precious... And delicious~"

"Figures," Cherry rolled her eyes. "What's going on with you guys?"

"Oh, I know I've got that freaky ring somewhere," Wanda said as she looked around for the ring before she found it on her finger. "Oh, here it is!" she then said before she flicked the golden ring of power to Timmy who then caught it and they poofed away from where they stood and they were suddenly walking along a steep mountain side among wind and rain. "Only The Chosen Ones can take this ring and drop it into the fire of Dark Mount Gloom." she then informed both Timmy and Annabelle and then she took a big bite out of the mountain.

"What? Are you telling me this mountain is chocolate?" asked Timmy.

"DARK Chocolate!" Wanda clarified. "What? Can't I have some fun on these wishes?"

"Let's just climb already." Lionel rolled his eyes.

"Ugh... Dark chocolate." Cherry grimaced slightly.

"To each their own." Wanda shrugged about Cherry's reaction to dark chocolate.

They soon continued to climb before making it to the end and found the molten lava that the ring would be thrown in as Timmy and Annabelle would be the only ones able to do it. The storm grew very intense with lightning flashing all around and the wind howling and blowing so hard that they nearly flew back. Soon, the wind did blow them back and they all grabbed onto something to prevent being blown away into the sky.

"Guys, THROW THE RING IN THE LAVA!" Murray called out to Timmy and Annabelle.

Timmy and Annabelle soon hopped down from where they grabbed and brought out the ring and nodded to each other. Timmy held onto the glowing ring and soon walked with Annabelle to the ledge and dropped the ring into the bubbling lava down below. Once they did that, the dramatic music stopped, the clouds broke away, and it was a nice, sunny day.

"Wow. That was anti-climactic." Cosmo remarked.

"That was quick." Mo added.

"You said it, Mo," Timmy agreed before looking at his and Annabelle's fairy godparents. "How 'bout we have a little bit more 'action' in my next Chosen One Mega Action Trilogy Wish?" he then suggested out of annoyance.

"You got it!" Wanda replied as she waved their wand and they soon poofed away from the scene and were sent to a certain wizard school, even though that was a lot more than a trilogy.

"Whoo-hooo. I'm Chosen-One-Magic Wizard-Boy: Timmy Totter, playing poofer-scoop!" Timmy exclaimed, as Poof darted by, in the form of a Golden Snitch.

Cosmo flew by on his own broom. "Timmy Totter? I prefer Tater Totters!" he grinned, revealing a platter full of tater tots, before he crashed into a castle tower.

"Didn't this movie series have more than a trilogy?" asked Lionel.

"Dude, you have NO idea..." Cherry replied. "One of the final movies even had a two-parter."

"Eh, I'll just wing it." Timmy shrugged.

"Oh, you've got to try this pretzel broomstick!" Wanda suggested as she flew by and then bit down on her broomstick.

"Pretzel broomstick?" Cherry asked.

"Yes! Would you like to try one?" Wanda smiled.

"...Maybe later?" Cherry shrugged bashfully.

"Ugh... That does it," Timmy groaned. "I'm not making any more wishes before breakfast."

"At least not after 10:30 since breakfast wishes are against Da Rules." Annabelle memorized.

"Don't you start that," Timmy replied before getting zapped. "YAUGH!"

"What was that?" Atticus asked out of concern.

"Um, guys, look!" Mo soon pointed out in concern.

"Oh, no!" Wanda panicked as Vicky soon came up behind them, but she looked very different and even a rather disgusting version of Harry Potter's greatest enemy. "It's the ultimate bad, nasty wizard, Moldywart."

"It's not moldy, but it is indeed a wart." Vicky retorted.

"I think Arthur used that parody. Moldywart." Cherry remarked.

"Better than Nigel Planter's version." Lionel commented as Moldywart cackled, forming a massive energy ball.

"That's true." Cherry agreed before trying to dodge Moldywart's power and wrath.

Moldywart continued to shoot dark magic left and right while Timmy and Annabelle did their best to not get hit as they were The Chosen Ones. They soon hid behind a stand for now with their broomsticks before Cosmo and Murray poofed over to them.

"Timmy, before you and your girlfriend get destroyed, can one of you wish me up some ketchup for the tots?" Cosmo then asked.

Moldywart then suddenly zapped through the building and poked her head in through the hole in a Jack Nicholson fashion "Here's Moldy!"

The kids and the fairies then screamed before darting away from the villain as quickly as possible.

"TURNER! GREENING! STOP!" A familiar booming voice soon yelled out as it was soon shown to be Jorgen von Strangle as he rode by on his own wand and soon shot Moldywart with magic, sending her away right away.

"Cool, Jorgen got rid of Moldywart, and now We can scoop the Poof!" Timmy beamed.

"There has to be a better way to phrase that." Annabelle commented as that sounded dirty.

"Wait, if Jorgen here, then something must be wrong." Attcus spoke up.

Jorgen used his wand and zapped away Cosmo, Wanda, Murray, and Poof in an instant as well!

"Aaaand I'm starting to think you ain't just whistling dixie, pal!" Lionel responded.

"What's going on?" Atticus wondered.

"Whatever it is, I don't like where it's going so far." Patch said nervously.

"Hey, what gives?!" Timmy ranted to Jorgen. "Playin' a game here!"

"Jorgen, what do you think you're doing?" Atticus asked the toughest fairy in the universe as he crossed his arms.

"The fun times are over. This is not a game. Remain the shadows. Do not speak your name!" Jorgen soon recited before he hiked up his hood.

"Uh, you're freaking us out here, dude." Timmy pointed out.

Jorgen then sent away Timmy and the others before sending them falling through the clouds and out of the Harry Potter wish, sending them all straight to Dimmsdale and they soon crashed and landed on the front yard suddenly.

"Ugh..." Annabelle groaned, rubbing the back of her head before she looked around and noticed something. "Oh! We're back at your house, Timmy." she then stated.

"You're right, Annabelle! A trilogy wish with a twist ending," Timmy remarked once he and Annabelle sat up in the front yard. "I'll wish up another sequel after school: The Chosen Ones 4: Jorgen's a Jerk." he then suggested.

"Nice title." Patch smirked in response.

"Alright, then let's get you downstairs," said Atticus. "The sooner we get you to school, the better."

"Good call. I'm getting hungry." Timmy nodded.

"Let's do it then." Atticus said with a small smile.

"Cosmo? Wanda? Poof?" Timmy then called out for his fairies.

"Murray?" Annabelle added before shrugging.

"Well, then, guess we'll meet up with them later," Timmy said before they went to go to the kitchen of his house. "Hey, Dad, Mom. Can I get some cereal? Something crunchy that's bad for me? Preferably with a toy with the box?" he then requested.

"Mind if we have something too?" Annabelle asked. "I'm pretty hungry too."

The Turner parents appeared to be more confused than usual.

"Honey, why is a buck-toothed street urchin wearing a pink hat calling us 'Mom' and 'Dad', and also, why are there other kids here and asking for food?" Mr. Turner soon asked his wife.

"Um, 'cuz I'm your son?" Timmy replied out of confusion.

"Okay, I know you two are hardly Parents of the Year, but surely you know your son when you see him... Probably?" Cherry replied.

"But we don't have a son," replied Mrs. Turner. "We decided against having children so we could have more money, less responsibility and weekends free!"

"Yeah!" Mr. Turner agreed as he displayed an ad in the newspaper. "Having kids would only tie us down and prevent us from doing fun things like going to this weekend's big M.A.R.F. Festival!"

"The what now?" Atticus asked, scratching his head.

"Come again?" Mo added.

Timmy soon took a look at the ad and read it aloud to see what The "M.A.R.F Festival" was all about. "The Middle-Aged Rock Festival?"

Mr. and Mrs. Turner then slid over suddenly, wearing very old-fashioned and out-of-style clothes before playing air guitar together. "'Cuz you're never too old to rock and roll!" they then announced together before they both suddenly broke their backs. "Ow! My back!"

"Maybe we are too old," Mr. Turner said before calling out. "To the heating pads!"

"Grab a muffin, and let yourself and your friends out, street urchin." Mrs. Turner added before she limped away with her husband.

"Street Urchin? M.A.R.F Festival?" Timmy asked, before shrugging. "Eh... I've had weirder mornings," He reached for a muffin...only to find it was the Magic Muffin [From 'Abra-Catastrophe', remember, kids?]! "Noooo, not that one." he then said as he reached for a different muffin.

Lionel took the first muffin as they left the room.

Cherry then took the rest of the muffins before biting into one as she joined the others outside of the Turner household. "Your parents aren't the sharpest crayons in the box, but something is very wrong." she then muffled.

"Could be worse." Timmy shrugged off.

"We'll get you guys to school," Atticus then said. "I'll call your dad and brother, Annabelle."

"Thanks, Atticus." Annabelle replied.

They soon walked off and came into Dimmsdale Elementary.

"Cosmo? Wanda?" Timmy wondered, passing by seemingly random kids who looked lost too: a girl in an orange dress with matching shoes and eyes with blonde hair in a ponytail, a very cynical goth girl who almost looked like a very young Sam Manson, and a couple of rather cowardly looking boys, one with glasses and a bit nerdy and one who looked afraid of everything in a striped shirt. "Where the heck are they?"

"Not to mention Murray." Annabelle added about her own fairy godfather.

"Better yet, I wonder who those guys were?" noted Mo.

"Probably not important." Cherry shrugged before having another muffin.

Patch rolled his eyes slightly as Cherry was eating nearly all of the muffins. Timmy and Annabelle soon got ready to go inside the classroom together.

"Well, if we have to face the education system without magic, we better be prepared." Timmy suggested to Annabelle.

"Uh, okay." Annabelle replied with a nod.

Atticus soon came over to the kids to see what was going on with them as the youngest kids went into the classroom. "Excuse me, is there something wrong?" he then asked them.

"Well, if you must know-" The blonde girl spoke up in a slightly snotty voice.

"No! We can't tell those big kids what's going on!" The nervous boy with glasses told her as a reminder. "That might make what happened even worse!"

"What happened?" Atticus asked, as Timmy went into the classroom, clad in a hockey mask and pads.

Annabelle rolled her eyes at Timmy slightly as they came into the classroom together.

"We can't tell you!" The nervous boy with glasses replied fearfully.

"Try us." Atticus challenged.

"Ugh, I'm just gonna get this over with," The blonde girl rolled her eyes before she decided to flat out say it. "The thing is-"

"Don't, Sally!" The boy cried out, looking very scared with the boy in the striped shirt.

The blonde girl, named Sally, just ignored his pleas as the goth girl decided to cover both of the boys' mouths with her hands. "Thank you, Molly," she then told the goth girl before looking over. "The thing is... We lost something very important to all of us."

"That's terrible," Atticus replied. "What exactly did you lose?"

"We lost-" Sally began.

The cowardly boy with glasses cried out and panicked as the goth girl tried to silence him to keep him from interrupting anymore.

"Shut it!" Sally told him sternly as she narrowed her eyes at him, raising her fist in the air before she looked back at Atticus and the others before she took a deep breath and finally said it. "We all lost... Our fairy godparents."

"Huh... I guess you guys aren't the only ones in that boat." Atticus noted.

"Wait," Cherry muffled before swallowing. "Did you say you lost your fairy godparents?"

"What are you, an echo?" Molly scoffed and rolled her visible eye at the perky goth, clearly being more dark and cynical compared to her despite being much younger.

"Watch it, Missy," Cherry retorted. "You don't know what I'm capable of."

"You guys! We're not supposed to tell!" The glasses-wearing boy cried out.

"Too late. Weird Goth Girl just did." Sally scoffed and put her hands on her hips at him.

"Well, uh, I don't mind that my fairy godfather is taken away from me." The boy in the striped shirt spoke up bashfully.

"Can we get some names, at least?" Lionel asked. "Maybe there's a reason that fairies have been vanishing all over the globe."

The glasses-wearing boy still looked very scared to death about the secret being out like that.

"Believe me," Atticus said with a small smile. "You can trust us."

"Very well," The blonde girl shrugged. "My name is Sally."

"Molly." The young gothling nearly sneered once she said her name as she tossed a baseball up and down in her hand.

"W-W-W-Winston." The boy in the striped shirt replied, a bit nervous, but probably not as much as the other boy.

"A-And I'm D-Dwight." The boy in glasses then concluded.

"Okay, nice to meet you all," Lionel replied. "If you stick with us, I'm sure we'll be able to find out what's going on."

The four kids then looked around before going to join the older kids and Dalmatian puppy.

Meanwhile, Timmy and Annabelle soon made it into the classroom with Timmy's protection while Crocker wrote vocabulary words on the board of "Words that started with F" and about 85% of them included the word "fairy".

"Hey, guys! Where are our seats?" Annabelle asked as she came inside with Timmy as the classroom seemed to be full and their desks seemed to be gone.

Wow! A couple of new kids who don't know we're not cool!" Chester beamed.

"What are you talking about? I know you're not cool. And it's us," Timmy replied before he took off his mask. "Hellooo."

However, the students didn't seem to recognize Timmy or Annabelle at all.

"I'm AJ the class genius, new kids!" AJ spoke up. "You can share my seat. I'll stand!"

"This isn't funny, you guys," Annabelle complained. "We're not--"

"NEW KIDS! Don't you know these kids aren't cool? AJ!" Crocker scolded before he pulled out a massive megaphone and shouted at the bald genius boy in school. "'F' for standing!"

The force then suddenly blew AJ out of frame as he then crashed.

"Man, I love megaphones," Crocker approved before he looked at his other students. "Okay, class, today's assignment is to think of clever ways to destroy the New Kids' self-esteem."

"But we're not new kids," Timmy retorted. "Look, I've even done the homework you assigned on The Big Dipper." he then pulled out a paper to give to his crazy teacher.

"Hmm... An over-achieving suck-up. I like it," Crocker replied as he took the paper before calling into the bullhorn again. "But F!"

The force of Crocker's megaphone then smacked Timmy into the wall next to AJ as Annabelle winced for him.

"That's how we roll in the 5th grade," Crocker then continued. "And everyone knows there's no such thing as the Big Dipper!

"What? That's impossible!" Annabelle replied. "The Big Dipper has to exist!"

"Where'd you move here from? 'Dumbsville'?" AJ then teased which the other students laugh.

Annabelle looked down and felt discouraged as Timmy looked a little sad for her before he spoke up for himself.

"I've lived here my whole life! What's wrong with you guys?" Timmy replied before he came up to Chester and AJ. "I'm your best friend!" he then came over to Francis. "You beat me up every day!" he then came over to Trixie next. "And I was in love with you since Kindergarten!"

There was then dead silence after that.

"...Awkward." Crocker muttered into his megaphone then.

"First my parents, now you guys? What's wrong with everyone? Look at me! I'm Timmy!" Timmy soon ranted before he took the megaphone away from Crocker and shouted right into it. "TIMMY TURNER!"

Outside of the classroom, Cherry and her friends began to wonder what to do next until suddenly, there was a huge BLAM!

"What was that blam?!" Cherry then asked in concern.

From the massive hole blown in the side of the classroom, in walked a scary-looking robot. "Eliminate Timmy Turner." it droned in a mechanical voice.

"Question asked, question answered." Mo responded.

"What is that?!" Cherry called out.

"Looks like something I once saw from a dream." Atticus remarked.

"Same here." Patch added.

"Uh, what the heck is that?" Timmy soon asked about the killer robot.

"Wow! Another new kid!" Chester suddenly cheered.

The robot then began firing, shooting deadly laser blasts right at Timmy who luckily dodged it along with Chester, but it left a giant hole in the wall.

"Who shoots deadly lasers!" Chester then continued in a panic.

"Okay, class, new assignment..." Crocker told his students and began to write on the board as quickly as he could. "Run... For... Your... Darn this chalk... LIFE! AAAGH!" he then concluded as he finished writing before running out of the classroom in a panic with the other students, running through a hole.

"Nobody knows who I am, my fairies are missing, the Big Dipper's gone, and a huge robot is trying to waste me!" Timmy exclaimed, as he hid under a desk, which was lifted away by the robot.

"ELIMINATE TIMMY TURNER." The robot said.

"It's official: this is the weirdest morning EVER!" Timmy said as he ran through the hole in the wall.

"Timmy, what's going on?!" Annabelle cried out.

"That's what I wanna know!" Timmy told her as he took her hand and ran with her.

"Make a break for it!" Patch called out to the others. "We'll come up with a plan later!"

"Don't gotta tell us twice!" Atticus added.

They then came out of the school doors and into the bike parking lot for students as they looked for a fast way away from campus. However, instead of bikes, for some reason, there was a giant snail, an old man with a rickshaw, and a hover scooter that obviously belonged to AJ.

"No... No... Thank you, AJ." Timmy said before he took the scooter and decided to use that as his getaway ride.

The robot burst out of the school roof and his red targeting eyes zoomed in on Timmy and Annabelle escaping. Across his eyes, the words "TARGET LOCATED" flashed, and he turned into a flying vehicle before rocketing off after the kids. "TIMMY TURNER," The robot droned. "ELIMINATE TIMMY TURNER."

"I really don't like this." Cherry said, concerned about Timmy and Annabelle.

"Oh, no." Patch frowned.

"We gotta do something." Atticus said hopefully.

"I'll help you." A voice said from behind them.

The group looked behind them to find a familiar figure before they would go to the person for their help as the kids continued to escape from the robot who was hellbent on destroying the average kid wearing pink that no one understood.

Timmy and Annabelle continued to fly away together.

"We gotta find Cosmo, Murray, and Wanda and wish that robo-dork away!" Timmy told Annabelle.

"That really sounds easier said than done, Timmy." Annabelle replied.

They soon saw something coming up further ahead that would at least help for now. The robot head flew past a billboard for the upcoming M.A.R.F celebration and there were two people in the crowd picture that stood out once the robot head continued to fly, looking for its primary target.

"That was close." Timmy said before hopping out with Annabelle, taking her hand to help her down gently.

"Good thing this billboard was here." Annabelle replied.

But then, a huge hand grabbed the kids and yanked them into an alley. As Timmy and Annabelle got to their feet, a massive shadow loomed over them.

"Don't eliminate me!" Timmy yelped. "I'm not..."

"TIMMY TURNER!" boomed Jorgen, as he emerged from the shadows.

"Jorgen! Man, are we glad to see you!" Annabelle commented. "And to see somebody who knows us!"

Jorgen pointed his wand at Timmy's head, and then it transformed into a scary giant blaster.

"And now I'm not so glad." Timmy stated.

"DUCK!" shouted Jorgen.

Timmy and Annabelle dove for cover as Jorgen shot a laser blast over their heads at the robot, who was suddenly behind them in the alley. KA-BLAM! The shot made contact, and the robot was knocked back into the wall with a CRASH!

"What is that thing?!" yelled Timmy.

"I told you not to say your name, like I sorta just did," replied Jorgen. "They have REALLY good hearing!"

"I think I do remember hearing that earlier..." Cherry said, almost thoughtfully.

The Head Eliminator soon opened his mouth to blow Timmy inside.

"And a really big mouth!" Timmy cried out as they were blowing around. "Ah! HELP!"

"This can't be how it ends!" Mo cried out as she held onto Atticus.

"I'm sure something good will come out of this somehow!" Atticus replied as he held onto her.

"Hang on!" Jorgen told Timmy and Annabelle as he held onto them to prevent them from being sucked away.

There was then suddenly dramatic music being heard before a radio was shown.

"You're listening to K.R.E.P: Creepy music for those creepy alley cliffhangers." The radio said.

"I hate this station," Jorgen glared, letting go of the kids by accident as he turned off the radio. "Oops." he then said once he saw what he did.

Timmy and Annabelle cried out as they held onto each other as The Eliminator tried to suck them up.

"Guys, hang on!" Jorgen soon called out.

"TO WHAT?!" The others cried out.

"Good point!" Jorgen then said.

"Lionel, do your 5th-dimensional powers have anything to help us out?" Cherry asked Lionel nervously.

"As a matter of fact... YES!" Lionel exclaimed as he reached into his pockets, and pulled out a lasso! "Hang on, amigos!" he bellowed as he threw the rope to the kids.

Luckily, it landed around their waists, and Lionel was able to pull them out of the Eliminator's reach without much problem.

"It's really dark in there!" Patch cried out.

"What is that thing anyway?" Cherry asked.

"I'm sure that Jorgen will tell us." Atticus guessed hopefully.

After a bit of a tug-of-war, the others soon made it out with Lionel's help.

"Now we shut that pie hole with a manhole!" Jorgen said before he threw the manhole cover on the ground before throwing it to the Eliminator, sending it smacking right into the wall behind it.

The Eliminator soon juped off from the wall and still looked determined to carry on its mission. "Destroy Timmy Turner." it then spoke aggressively.

"Although I sympathize with your sentiments, I cannot allow that to happen at this time!" Jorgen retorted before he then took out his giant wand and poofed up a motorcycle. "Hop on my hog and hold me tight!" he then told the others as he also magicked up helmets for their journey.

Lionel tilted his head at him, then looked at the camera. "...Must be a Bobsheaux~!" he exclaimed, grinning.

"Okay, that came out wrong; just get on this motorcycle and brace yourself to move very quickly!" Jorgen boomed.

Timmy hopped onto the bike, and the others piled onto it and the bike took off. The Eliminator transformed into its flight mode, and took off in hot pursuit.

"That thing is relentless!" Atticus complained.

"No kidding!" Patch added.

Chapter Text

Meanwhile, at the Turner residence, Mr. and Mrs. Turner were loading their things up in their hippie van to get ready for the music festival they had told Timmy and the others about. As they did that, the group, Jorgen, and The Eliminator robot sped off down the road together just in front of the Turner household.

"There goes that street urchin and his friends," Mrs. Turner noted. "Ooh. They're living on the edge."

"Not as edgy as we're gonna be cruising in the M.A.R.F. Machine on our way to the M.A.R.F. Festival," Mr. Turner told his wife. "Now to make sure we have enough goodies to keep road trip rockin'," he then said before taking out a couple of suitcases and opening them up to show several pill bottles. "Stuff for my stomach, stuff for my back, stuff for my throat, and the nasal spray for my deviated septum." he then took out the bottle of spray before sticking it up his nose suddenly.

"Let's party!" Mrs. Turner cheered.

The two soon did air guitars together again before they suddenly broke their backs again. "Our backs!" they then cried out.

"Hey, fellow M.A.R.s," Crocker said, coming by as he dressed like a hippie to join them. "I'm going to The Middle-Aged Rock Festival too, and I could use a ride."

"Look, pal. Gas, glasses, or aspirin. Nobody rides for free." Mr. Turner told him.

"Let's M.A.R.F.!" Crocker replied as he took out those things.

Soon, they got into the van and drove away to the festival only to drive right back home as Mrs. Turner ran outside the van first.

"Middle-aged bladder. Potty break!" Mrs. Turner cried out on the way.

"Right behind you!" Crocker and Mr. Turner added as they followed her out of the van.

Meanwhile...

Jorgen weaved through the streets, narrowly avoiding cars, as the robot continued its pursuit into a mall parking lot.

"He's gaining on us!" Timmy shouted. "Oh, and by the way... WHO IS HE?!"

"There will be time for explanations when you are safe!" Jorgen retorted.

"Can't you tell us now?!" Patch asked.

"NO!" Jorgen told him as they sped off together.

The Eliminator's blasts went off around Timmy and the others.

"So I take it this is a bad time?" Timmy guessed.

"Most likely." Annabelle replied.

They soon headed straight for a Dimmadome Department Store Wall.

"Jorgen, you're going too fast!" Atticus warned. "Slow down!"

Jorgen simply hit the gas and KA-BLAM! The motorcycle vanished just before it hit the wall leaving a trail of flaming skid marks (like in Back to the Future).

The unlucky Eliminator then crashed into the wall of the store. Then, in a pile of smoldering bricks, The Eliminator climbed out of the rubble. Patrons were a bit shocked, especially a group of six teenagers who were there. The Eliminator looked at a clothes rack, then took a tough leather jacket and sunglasses from a mannequin. He walked toward the giant hole in the wall. A terrified perfume girl stood there until she sprayed the robot. The Eliminator then grabbed a pink feather boa off a rack walked out the hole into a parking lot as a vortex opened in his mouth as two other Eliminators emerged who then saluted him as their head leader.

"They got away." The Head Eliminator told the other two.

"You smell good." The first Eliminator stated.

"That fragrance captures your essence." The second Eliminator added.

"And we need to capture and eliminate Timmy Turner." The Head Eliminator commanded.

"You should lose the boa though." The first Eliminator suggested.

"Too much? Right," The Head Eliminator replied before tossing the boa onto the ground. "Now, get The Chosen One." he then added.

The Eliminators soon transformed into flying vehicles and KAZOOMED out of frame.

Meanwhile, Jorgen took the others to Fairy World and soon ended up on the rainbow bridge before they skidded to a halt and soon found that Fairy World appeared deserted with not one fairy around.

"Whew! That was a close one." Jorgen said as he got off of the bike.

"I think I speak for everyone when I say WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON!!!" Cherry exclaimed as Timmy grabbed Jorgen's wand and pointed it at his face.

"What's going on? How come you're the only one that knows me, and where're Cosmo and Wanda? WHERE'RE ALL THE FAIRIES?" The bucktoothed boy shouted. "I want answers!"

Jorgen reached out, and like it was drawn in by The Force, the Big Wand floated back into his grasp.

"Darn!" Timmy snapped.

"Now hang on to me again. We have a long road ahead of us," instructed Jorgen. "But know one thing: all the fairies are safe and hidden where the enemy cannot find them."

"You turned them into gumballs and hid them in a gumball machine, didn't you?" asked Lionel dryly.

"Oh, don't be absurd, inter-dimensional non-fairy boy," Jorgen replied before rolling his eyes at the idea of turning the other fairies into gumballs and hiding them in a gumball machine. "I thought of a waaaay better idea than that."

"Gumballs?" Atticus and Patch asked Lionel.

"I've heard of worse ideas." Cherry remarked.

"So then, where are the fairies in the universe?" Mo asked the universe's toughest fairy.

Meanwhile, far away from Dimmsdale, there was a whining and crying redheaded girl wearing a party hat with a pizza in front of her with birthday candles sticking out of it who was at a cheesy, rip-off, kids' entertainment place known as Suck E. Cheese with a slogan added of "When You Can't Afford Pizza Planet or Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. "WAAAAH! My kitty run away! I want a new pet! I do! I do! I DO!"

"This is so not worth double allowance," A purple-haired girl scoffed and rolled her eyes before she put a bag of quarters on the table in front of the crying girl who was known as Elmyra Duff and beside her was a brown-haired boy who resembled her, wearing a blanket around his shoulders like a superhero cape. "Here, kid. Go crazy at the arcade."

"Oh, boy! I'm gonna get a Captain Man action figure for my prize!" The boy said before he took some of the quarters and dashed off as he went to the arcade right away.

Elmyra continued to cry however about losing Furrball before she walked off with the quarters, going to the arcade after her twin brother who looked excited. Meanwhile, as they did that, there was a Claw Machine shown that had several colorful stuffed animals who seemed to have tiny floating crowns above their heads with tiny fairy wings which could only mean one thing.

"Ah! Where are we?" Wanda cried out. "Last thing I remember is Jorgen pulling us out of Timmy's trilogy wish!"

"And the last thing I remember is you saying 'The last thing you remember was Jorgen pulling us out of Timmy's trilogy wish'!" Cosmo replied. "Though there was something about the kids not being able to say Timmy's name..." he then added, sounding wise and mature briefly like when he and Wanda first became Timmy's fairies.

A little purple stuffed animal's toys then eyes opened. "Poof!"

"Gasp! We're in a claw machine!" Cupid realized. "And we're stuffed toys!"

"I hope we're not filled with sugary candy!" The Tooth Fairy cried out.

"Every fairy in Fairy World must be in here!" Murray guessed.

"I'm more of a fireball than a fluffball," Juandissimo spoke up. "At least we're not at the bottom like Binky." he then added.

"Hi, guys..." Binky's voice said.

"Well, I don't know WHY Jorgen put us in here, but we're getting out!" Wanda declared, as she tried to reach around for her wand, but she couldn't grab it. "Oh, no! Our wands are gone!" she exclaimed.

"And our fingers are gone!" Cosmo added.

"But at least we're safe." The Tooth Fairy said. 

Suddenly, Elmyra approached the claw machine, her arrival being a sign of utter doom for the toys trapped inside.

"Not safe!" Murray blurted.

"Ooooohh! Look at the rainbow-colored Fuzzy Heads with floaty crowny things!" Elmyra beamed at the fairies who were stuffed animals right now, much like The Care Bears. "I'ma love 'em and hug 'em forever!" she then put in her first quarter to activate The Claw Machine. "Don't worry, Fuzzies! Mama Elmyra will save each and every one of you!"

Once the quarter was inserted, she began to work the machine and surprisingly enough, she was shown to be very good at it and soon already won one and took it out instantly.

"Oh, no! She got Binky!" The other fairies panicked as the unlucky fairy was being sent to the big smothering cuddle in the sky.

"I don't wanna be a stuffed pet!" Binky cried out before he actually cried out in pain as Elmyra hugged him tightly that his stitching nearly ripped to show his stuffing.

"Aaagh! The horror!" The fairies panicked instantly.

"Don't worry, Cuddly Wuddly... Mama Elmyra will give you more friends to play with!" Elmyra then said before pulling out a fistful of quarters.

"Aaagh! The quarters!" The fairies cried out in even more fear and horror.

MEANWHILE...

Deep in the jungle, Jorgen swung through the trees like Tarzan, while Timmy and the others held onto his back for dear life.

"Don't let go!" called Jorgen.

Then, he hiked up a treacherous peak, fighting the wind as the kids continued hanging on. And then, through a blazing desert.

A few minutes later, Timmy and Jorgen exited a porta-potty, with Timmy still hanging on.

"You could've let go that time." noted Jorgen.

"Mm, could have, but didn't." Lionel shrugged.

"Too lazy to do anything else right now." Cherry added.

Soon, a handful of two hollow reeds were swimming through the water. Then later, they were right back in Fairy World on Jorgen's motorcycle, covered in mud and dirt.

"We're back where we started?" Patch asked before glaring. "Then what was the point of leaving in the first place?!"

"You've got to be kidding me." Jorgen said once he saw where they were.

"What are we looking for anyway?" Annabelle asked.

"The 'Cave of Destiny'," Jorgen said as he showed the group an ancient map of Fairy World. "It's where all your questions will be answered."

"How about this cave?" Cherry asked as she pointed to a mountain she stood next to.

Jorgen looked flustered then. "I can't believe I missed that." he then said.

"I can't believe a lot of things, but let's just get this over with." Cherry replied.

"Hang on tight!" Atticus said before he decided to carry Jorgen this time due to his infamous god-like strength.

And soon, the others came into The Cave of Destiny as the entrance was pitch black. Jorgen then clapped a couple of times like he was using a Clapper and torches suddenly lit up in the cave as bats flew around before screeching to Cherry.

"Sorry," Cherry told the bats. "On a quest and sorry if we scared ya. As you were."

The bats then continued to fly off after seeing her as rats scattered on the ground and skeletons were lying everywhere.

"The Cave of Destiny is creepy," Timmy grimaced. "But Cherry probably likes it."

Cherry glared, feeling slightly offended.

"Oh, these are just from last year's Halloween party," Jorgen replied. "I don't remember much from it. Good party."

"Okay, where were we? Oh, yeah," Timmy rhetorically asked before he thought about it and then yelled so loud that his voice echoed. "WHAT'S GOING ON?!"

"Maybe these pretty pictures will help. Or as we call it on Fairy World, The Cave Prophecy." Jorgen suggested in an ominous voice.

"The cave prophecy?" The others asked.

"No. You're not saying it right," Jorgen said before repeating himself as the words echoed. "Go with the echo: 'The Caaaaaave Prophecy'!" he then held his wand closer to the wall to show crude drawings of warrior fairies, but looking buff and strong. "In ancient fairy times, a fairy's main job was to fight, not frolic! They constantly battled a mysterious enemy called The Darkness and its Agents of Destruction: The Eliminators. And they were victorious only when they combined all of their fairy powers and neutralized the Darkness with its natural enemy: light. But our ancient ancestors feared that this mysterious foe would come back. So they sent millions of our strongest soldiers into the void of space to illuminate it so that, should The Darkness ever return, we would have a shield of protection... Not unlike today's underarm deodorants."

"Amazing!" Timmy's eyes widened in excitement. "Do you have any popcorn?"

Jorgen then walked over to a concession stand in the cave, going behind the counter, then got popcorn for anyone else who wanted some as he shared the story with them. "Small, medium, or large?" he then asked.

"Surprise me!" Timmy replied.

"We'll take some too." Annabelle said, referring to herself and the others.

Jorgen then gave them the popcorn, though Cherry took cookie dough bites with hers to mix in with her popcorn like she usually did at the movies.

"So the stars in space are really fairy warriors watching out for The Darkness?" Atticus asked, sharing with Mo and Patch.

"Yes," Jorgen nodded. "They are our first warning system and last night our deepest outpost, 'The Big Dipper Brigade' just disappeared."

"The Big Dipper!" Timmy realized. "That's why Crocker said it didn't exist!"

"Yes. I had to wipe away all memory of its existence so people wouldn't freak out!" Jorgen nodded.

"Wonder if Dipper Pines goes by the name Mason now then?" Cherry commented.

"Could be?" Patch shrugged.

"So this is great, but how does this affect me?" Timmy asked.

"I'm not finished..." Jorgen said before showing the wall to show more of the story. "Our ancestors then hid an all-powerful magic wand that could destroy The Darkness should it ever return. And to protect the 'one wand' from falling into the wrong hands they decided that only a 'Chosen One' could possess it and unlock its true powers with the help of unlikely allies."

"Cool." Atticus said.

"Where would that be?" Mo then asked.

"No one knows, but it's said that this cryptic message reveals its location. So far, no one has been able to solve this ancient riddle." Jorgen replied before showing a wall to show the riddle in question.

Cherry stepped over and adjusted her glasses. "'The Wand is hidden in a rock and sealed with a Kiss'!"

"What does that mean?" Lionel then asked.

"You tell me because The 'Chosen One' is him!" Jorgen said before pointing to the bucktoothed boy. "TIMMY TURNER!!!!"

Timmy then suddenly spit out his popcorn. "WHAT?!" he then asked in shock.

"Yes! Check it out: pink hat, big teeth, initials T. T," Jorgan pointed out to show a hero in the picture. "And I'm not the only one who knows it!"

"Now are you sure this is Timmy and you're not just mistaking him for someone greater and more epic?" Atticus asked.

"Don't question me when I'm telling stories!" Jorgen glared at him.

"Yeah, yeah." Lionel rolled his eyes.

"Interesting story though." Cherry noted to Jorgen.

"If Timmy is The Chosen One, then who are his unlikely allies?" Annabelle soon asked. "The group we are now?"

"Yes, but there are indeed others, Turner just might not remember them right away." Jorgen nodded.

"Sure," Lionel responded. "Totally not contrived at all."

"Plus there's these." Jorgen then said before showing footprints from The Eliminators.

"That doesn't look foreboding at all." Cherry replied cynically.

"The Eliminators were here? They know I'm the 'Chosen One'? And you just said my name out loud?!" Timmy soon asked Jorgen rapidly.

"Oh, crud. And it echoed a bit too, didn't it?" Jorgen replied anxiously.

"Just a smidge." Mo stated in deadpan.

KA-BLAM!!! The Lead Eliminator (wearing a black leather jacket and sunglasses) soon burst through the cave wall. "Eliminate Timmy Turner!" he then commanded.

"Man, that thing looks terrifying." Timmy commented.

"But they smell great," Jorgen noted. "And we have them outnumbered."

BAM! BAM!! BAM!!! BAM!!! Four more Eliminators burst into the cave.

"Had. We had them outnumbered!" Lionel commented.

The Eliminators all opened their mouths and started generating their vortexes to suck everyone in.

"Augh! Make it stop!" Atticus called out.

"Get us outta here!!!" Timmy told the tough fairy.

Jorgen then whistled his motorcycle roared into the scene. The others and Jorgen soon hopped on and take off out of the cave as the Eliminators morphed into hovercrafts and follow. Jorgen and the group then sped along the streets of Fairy World as the Eliminators followed, shooting lasers as they hovered.

"You must find The Great White Wand and use it to destroy The Darkness!" Jorgen told the group. "That is why the Eliminators want to stop you! And my job is to protect you as you solve the riddle that will reveal its location."

Several more Eliminators soon landed in front of them.

"So start protecting!!!" Timmy cried out then.

Jorgen swerved the bike away and headed down another street! The Eliminators morphed into vehicles and followed!

"We can't hide forever," Annabelle told Timmy. "We need a plan."

"Well, if you got one, I'd love to hear it!" Timmy replied.

Just as they were outracing the other Eliminators, three more showed up in front of them, and their mouths opened up into those creepy mini-black-holes.

"Hang on while I poof us out of here!" declared Jorgen before he pulled out his wand and held it above his head! Suddenly... WHA-PANG!!! It hit a street sign that read: "WATCH FOR LOW SIGNS." The wand was ripped from his hands.

"The ironic thing is; I put that sign up!" Jorgen remarked.

Cherry just snorted and rolled her eyes slightly as that happened.

"Oh, come on!" Atticus complained.

"Luckily we have people like Atticus, Mo, and Patch on our side." Timmy suddenly said.

However, a couple of Eliminators appeared and began to suck the three up instantly.

"No! Stop!" Timmy cried out as he tried to help Atticus, Mo, and Patch out.

"Be careful, Timmy!" Atticus warned as he tried to fight out with Mo and Patch, though it seemed to be very difficult.

Lionel, Annabelle, and Cherry came behind Timmy and tried to help them get the other three free, though it seemed to be too late and the only thing that came out was Patch's rope collar.

"Aw, crumbs," Lionel fumed as he fished the collar back. "They're gone!"

"NO!" Timmy cried out.

"Aw, dang..." Cherry said, her face looking a bit pale and grave. "...They gave their lives for us... In a really graphic and sorta grim way... That was kinda cool."

"We'll get them back," Annabelle said. "At least I hope so."

Soon, they rode away from The Eliminators and crashed into a warehouse and crashed into some boxes. Everyone went flying and landed behind the boxes just as the robots arrived as Cherry clutched Patch's rope collar, feeling a little lost and alone without Atticus, Mo, or Patch before she narrowed her eyes in slight determination. They hid behind the boxes, being safe... For now at least.

"Listen, as The Chosen One, I choose not to be The Chosen One," Timmy spoke up. "I've never been chosen for anything! Not kickball! Not lab partner! Why? Because I'm a bad choice."

"Try living my life, kid." Cherry scoffed a bit.

"The cave prophecy does not lie," Jorgen replied. "Don't worry, I have a plan."

"Thank goodness," Annabelle sighed in relief. "So what's your plan, Jorgen?" she then asked hopefully.

"If it's Turner they want, it's Turner they'll get." Jorgen replied.

"I hate that plan." Timmy said, feeling he had been thrown under a metaphorical bus.

However, Jorgen lifted up his pant leg and grabbed a mini-wand strapped to his ankle. He waved it and POOF! He was a replica of Timmy!

"Plan's getting better." Timmy then said hopefully.

"Good luck Timmy Turner," Jorgen said to the boy. "You and your older friends were a pain in my butt, but... Well, that's all I got. Good luck."

"Wait! Where are you going?" Cherry asked.

"For you all to go on, The Darkness must believe you have been eliminated," Jorgen replied. "Remember the wand is hidden in a rock! Sealed with a Kiss!" he then stepped out from behind the boxes with his hands up in surrender.

The Lead Eliminator opened his mouth, releasing the black hole which sucks in loose warehouse debris and Jorgen/Timmy!

"AAAGGHHH!!" Jorgen screamed and he was soon gone as The Lead Eliminator also sucked in almost all of the other Eliminators into its vortex.

"Finally, we have the Chosen One." The Lead Eliminator told the other two with him.

"Can we stay? We saw some cool shops on Main Street," The first Eliminator spoke up. "Including Pete's Unusual Pets."

"That's in Valley View with that kid Chris and his pet bird Terry," The second Eliminator told him before facing The Lead Eliminator. "Besides, no one said you were the boss of us and--"

The Lead Eliminator just sucked them in suddenly, disappearing into its own black hole closing the vortex, leaving nothing. It was now eerily calm.

"Hello? Jorgen?" Timmy called as he came out from behind the boxes before leaving the warehouse into Fairy World Main Street. "Hello? Jorgen? Anybody? I can't stop The Darkness by myself! How do I find the wand? How do I get back to Earth? WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DOOOOOOOOO?!" he then suddenly looked up at the sky and saw millions of stars as he suddenly remembered something. "Wait a minute. All those stars are fairy warriors ready to stop the Darkness! Yahoo! I'm not alone!!"

However, as he said that, every star in the sky suddenly vanished.

"AAAAAGH!!!!" Timmy then suddenly screamed in horror.

"Don't worry, Timmy," Annabelle said. "Jorgen said we'd also get unlikely allies to help us out on this adventure, so you still aren't alone."

"You have us." Cherry replied.

"And us." Another voice added.

"Now's not the time for impressions." Cherry told Lionel.

"But I didn't say anything." Lionel replied.

"He didn't... But I did." The blonde girl with orange eyes from earlier soon said.

"Oh, you guys are still here?" Lionel asked as he turned towards those other kids. "Kinda forgot until now."

"Yes... We're here." Sally replied.

"Uh... Do I know you guys?" Timmy asked.

"Yes, but you probably don't remember." Sally said.

"Obviously." Timmy rolled his eyes slightly.

"You met us at The Zappy awards," Sally replied, referring to herself and the boy in the striped shirt named Winston. "With our fairy godparents: Stanley and Jorgen."

"I really don't mind being away from him though!" Winston said nervously as he twitched.

"Oh, yeah... You were that girl who was bribed with money when Billy Crystalball asked you why you liked your fairy godfather." Timmy said then as the other two kids then joined behind.

"Yeah... You sounded different too," Sally then said to him suspiciously. "You sounded more like a boy back then. What happened, you go through reverse puberty?" she then teased.

"Let's not go into details about that." Lionel said, looking a bit wistful.

"Uh-huh. Sure." Sally then said.

"And you were Jorgen's godchild." Timmy then said to Winston.

"Y-Yeah," Winston nodded. "I-I-I don't mind being away from him l-l-long honestly."

"Of course you don't." Cherry replied dryly, though not in a mean way as she could see this boy was quite fearful and anxious.

"I'm Molly and that's Dwight," The goth girl soon said to Timmy. "We met at that Wishing Well place when we overworked our godparents and had to do stuff like scrub toilets and face our biggest fears without magic."

"And you remind me of a very young Sam Manson." Cherry then said to the goth girl.

"W-W-Who's she?" Dwight asked as he saw Annabelle. "Y-Y-Your girlfriend?"

Annabelle blushed at that question.

"Don't worry about it," Timmy replied. "But okay, even though I'm The Chosen One, I suppose you guys can help."

"Good call," Lionel responded. "But we should get out of here BEFORE THE DARKNESS COMPLETELY SWALLOWS US WHOLE!!"

"Think... What do we do now?" Cherry pondered as she tapped her foot.

"I wish I knew." Annabelle said with a pout.

"Okay, don't panic, Turner. You're The Chosen One with other fairy godkids and your older friends, but the one you look up to the most was taken with his girlfriend and dog," Timmy began to tell himself. "All you have to do is get back to Earth, get the dumb wand, and defeat 'The Darkness', whatever that is."

Then suddenly, KWOOSH! The giant spinning black vortex that was The Darkness arrived over Fairy World!

"Found it." Molly snarked while Winston and Dwight looked scared to death.

"AHHHHH!" Timmy panicked instantly. "How do we get back to Earth?!"

"Uh, hey?" Sally spoke up before she pointed to Jorgen's motorcycle. "Can't we all just use that?"

"Does anyone here know how to ride a motorcycle?" asked Lionel.

"I might know a thing or two." Cherry said.

"...Really?" Lionel asked as he looked at her.

"I've seen the movie Wild Hogs, plus I once had a biker girl stay at my house once." Cherry replied simply.

"Really?" Timmy asked. "You never mentioned that before."

"Don't worry about it," Cherry replied. "You guys wanna stand around in the middle of Fairy World forever or do you wanna get out of here?"

"Let's just book it, and hang on tight!" Lionel replied. "That way nobody falls off the motorcycle and it vanishes into a portal, leaving us stranded!"

Cherry soon got comfortable and gripped the handlebars. The remaining fairy godkids including Timmy and Annabelle soon joined her and they went to ride through the portal before they would be stuck in Fairy World with no way of ever getting back home.

"Stand back, Darkness! 'Cuz here comes The Chosen One!" Cherry announced before she then gunned the throttle to shoot the bike forward with them on it. "Let's rock and ride!"

"Rock and ride?" Annabelle asked.

"Eh. I heard it somewhere." Cherry shrugged before they took off out of Fairy World.

Meanwhile, rather than Dimmsdale, we are shown a place known as Brightburg which was pretty much the Shelbyville to Dimmsdale's Springfield as a moving truck was ready to go as a family got ready to move away with a pair of archaeologists and their daughter.

"Are we all set, Clark?" The woman asked her husband.

"Sure are, Connie!" The man smiled at his wife. "The Carmichaels are going to Dimmsdale!"

"And don't forget me!" The blonde girl piped up as she hopped over between her parents. "Your perfect daughter, Chloe!"

However, before they could get going, the bike crashed into their moving van and crashed against the family instantly before they could do anything else.

"Sweet, we made it!" grinned Lionel as he hopped off the bike. "And nothing of value was lost!"

"I-I-I think we hit someone." Dwight said out of concern.

"It was probably no one important," Cherry said before looking around. "...This isn't Dimmsdale."

"This is Brightburg," Timmy recognized. "It used to be the best place to live as said by Chet Ubetcha on TV."

"Well, either way, we might as well get settled and plan for our next move." Cherry advised.

"Indeed!" nodded Lionel. "So let's get moving, and review the clues to the location of this 'White Wand'."

The group soon hopped down together as Timmy grabbed Annabelle by the hand and ran with her.

The girl known as Chloe poked out from under the moving van crash with her parents. "I'm... Still... Okay... I won't quit... Chloe Mother Theresa Neil Armstrong Carmichael doesn't even know the meaning of the word--" she then tried to proclaim.

Then suddenly, Jorgen's motorcycle wobbled after the group got off of it and landed right on top of her and she appeared to be knocked out cold shortly after.

"There's no way I can locate this wand on my own. We gotta find Cosmo and Wanda." Timmy said as they dashed away together.

"And Murray!" Annabelle added.

"Right." Timmy nodded at her.

"And Irving!" Dwight piped up.

"Swizzle!" Molly added.

"I-I-I'm okay if we don't find Jorgen again!" Winston piped up.

"WHERE ARE YOU COSMO AND WANDA?!" Timmy then cried out.

"AND MURRAY!" Annabelle added.

"Whatever!" Timmy replied.

"Relax, guys, we'll find your fairies!" Cherry told them. "That's what I do on my adventures, I help people who need it!"

"Might as well get back to Dimmsdale first," said Lionel, opening up a doorway. "Maybe there's another clue back there."

"Where did that door come from?" Sally asked.

"Let's just say Lionel is not who he appears to be sometimes." Cherry hinted before she decided to go through the door first.

Lionel ushered the others through, before he closed the door behind himself and zipped up the entrance. Luckily, no one seemed to see that and they were soon suddenly right back in good old Dimmsdale.

"We can't find this wand on our own," Annabelle frowned. "I hope that Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, and Murray are okay."

"Me too, Annabelle," Timmy nodded. "I just hope that they're in a safe place and far out of harm."

Dwight, Sally, Winston, and Molly also looked concerned for their own fairy godparents.

But then, meanwhile, as we know from earlier back in Suck E. Cheese, Elmyra was still hugging Binky good and tight as he started to rip and the stuffing began to seep out as he screamed and she simply ignored his screaming as the other fairies watched in horror.

"She's still hugging Binky!" Cosmo cried out.

"...This one's broken," Elmyra said before tossing Binky on the floor suddenly beside the large pile of other stuffed animals she bought from The Claw Machine. "Let's get you a new friend~"

Binky soon opened his eyes and weakly limped over to the others on the table, looking like he was on the verge of a very slow and painful stuffed animal death. "It was horrible in there! Good thing we're stuffed, otherwise I'd probably be dead now!" he then told the others.

The other fairies then screamed as Elmyra looked over to her stuffed animal pile on the table.

"Ooooohhh!~" Elmyra beamed as she surveyed the others before picking up Wanda. "A pretty pink Cuddly Wuddly!"

"Wanda! NOOOOOOOO!!!!" yelled Cosmo as he pulled himself out of the pile and flung himself into Elmyra's grip, knocking Wanda free.

"Cosmo! My hero!" exclaimed Wanda, as Elmyra began squeezing the stuffing out of Cosmo's body. Let me put it to you this way: if he were flesh, there would be the sound of bones breaking.

"Wanda, I feel terrible for your loss," said Juandissimo, having all the tact of a wrecking ball. "Wanna go out?"

"Is this really appropriate?" Murray complained.

"Mind your own business, Spellementary School drop-out!" Juandissimo retorted.

Poof, made a tough face and then rolled into Juandissimo like a cue ball, knocking him all over the table.

"Nice shot, sweetie, and look!" Wanda beamed to her son before looking over at Cosmo.

Cosmo put up with Elmyra squeezing him until he began to hug her back as he was able to move around even without magic almost as though toys could be sentient without anyone ever noticing or realizing it if they were human. Elmyra cried out as she began to get a taste of her own karmic medicine as Cosmo squeezed her like a boa constrictor with a rodent before tossing her away and making her hit the wall behind her.

"Anyone up for a joy ride to freedom?!" Cosmo soon asked before he helped Wanda and Poof up before dashing out of the kids' casino to freedom before they rode away in a toy car owned by Malibu Stacy that was left there.

"Cosmo! You saved us!" Wanda cheered.

"Well, of course I did! I'm not an idiot!" Cosmo reassured. "Hold on to your stuffed butts, baby!" he then added with a slight Jurassic Park reference before they rode away in the doll car and out the kids' casino door to freedom.

"Quick! Everyone! Get payback to that little monster!" Juandissimo soon proclaimed.

And soon, the stuffed fairy animals lunged out and jumped onto Elmyra and began to beat her up and use as payback for nearly endangering them despite being toys and she soon found herself terrified of stuffed animals now and ran away, crying rather obnoxiously.

"Thank goodness we're safe from that bow-haired menace." Murray commented.

"You said it," Wanda nodded before looking at her husband before seeing a sign that said "Dimmsdale: 120 miles". "Drive towards Dimmsdale! We have to make sure Timmy and Annabelle aren't in any trouble."

"You got it, Wanda!" Cosmo nodded as he drove them far away from the place they ended up in.

"A bunch of toys come to life to save the day for human kids in need." Murray remarked.

"Sounds like quite the story." Wanda added.

"Yeah! A Toy Story!" Cosmo piped up.

"We already did that one!" Sonic Thunder Saiyan Turtle remarked before switching focus back to Timmy and the others.

"The Chosen One was in the city," monologued Timmy as a bus arrived behind him. "But he knew, with the help of his friends, if he could find his fairies, he could solve the ancient riddle and locate the--GAH!"

The doors flew open, slamming Timmy against the bus.

The others winced slightly as that looked like it hurt pretty bad.

"Timmy, are you all right?" Annabelle asked in concern.

"I-I'm okay..." Timmy replied weakly as he was nearly flattened like a pancake. "That could've been worse."

A tour guide then hopped off of the bus with a group behind him. "Okay, follow me to see 'The Kiss', Shcmodin's most famous sculpture, here at the Dimmsdale Art Museum!" he then told the group as they went right for the museum as the doors closed.

"'The Kiss'?" The others repeated.

"Wait a second..." Timmy said thoughtfully before looking up to see a huge banner for the artifact that the tour guide had talked about. "The White Wand is 'hidden in the rock and sealed with a kiss'!" he then memorized what Jorgen told them earlier. "I don't need Cosmo and Wanda, the wand is in that statue! This looks like a job for The Chosen One!" he then proclaimed before ripping off his shirt to expose his chest before he covered himself up a bit quickly. "Oops, I don't have a Chosen One costume."

"Here, we better get you some new clothes," Cherry suggested before looking up to see a store that was there. "Well, that's convenient."

"Good thing I brought my wallet!" Lionel exclaimed as he drew it out. "C'mon, guys!"

"All right, one quick change of clothes, and then we go straight for that museum!" Cherry then said.

"Oh, cool, I love the Mall," Sally grinned before looking at Molly. "Maybe you could use some color, Miss Doom & Gloom."

Molly narrowed her visible eye before they stepped inside to get Timmy some new clothes before going to continue their mission.

LATER AT THE DIMMSDALE ART MUSEUM...

"Considered priceless, the statue is 500 years old," The tour guide began to tell the tourists in his group. "More than a work of art, it's a work of magic!"

A tourist then went to touch it only for the tour guide to slap his hand away.

"Okay, there's what we need... I think," Cherry told the others from away. "Now for a way to get what we need swiftly and quietly without getting caught..."

"What's goin' on? How's tricks?" asked Timmy as he pushed his way through the crowd of people, with a greek catapult. He pulled the lever, and fired a rock at the statue, completely destroying it.

"SUFFERING STATUES!!!" screamed the tour guide, as Cherry, Lionel, and Annabelle face-palmed.

Timmy ran over to inspect the ruins of the statue. "Don't panic! I'm The Chosen One. I'm saving your lives!" he exclaimed.

"You're a statue smasher!" said the guide as he pulled a lever. "SECURITY!"

"I have a bad feeling about this." Annabelle commented.

"I have bad feelings around everything especially harpoons!" Dwight replied in a panicked voice.

"Where's the wand?" Sally asked as she looked around.

"THERE'S NO WAND!" Timmy cried out.

Soon, the security guards made it over. "Freeze Statue Smasher!" one demanded sternly.

"And that's when The Chosen One and his adventure allies decided to RUN AND GRAB A DISGUISE!" Timmy said before crying out and taking off running.

As he ran, the tour group soon grabbed Ancient Weapons and chased after him!!

"TIMMY!" Cherry called in concern before they went after the boy.

As the group ran away, they looked around, wondering what to do before Timmy ran past a Mona Lisa painting and then decided to peel off the face of the painting to use as a disguise before he kept running for the front door. The group then wondered what to do next as the cops suddenly rushed over and approached them before seeing Timmy first.

"Freeze!" One cop called out, surrounding the group before approaching them. "And tell us, mysterious lady, have you seen this evil perpetrator?" he then asked, taking out a Wanted Poster of Timmy which had the words: "WANTED: STATUE SMASHER".

"Um, no. I, uh, feel pretty." Timmy said innocently.

"And how about you folks?" The cop then asked the big group beside Timmy.

"I think I'm gonna try something I once learned from avid cartoon viewing when I was younger." Cherry told the others, though mostly Lionel.

"By all means, go for it." Lionel responded.

Cherry nodded before walking over. "Hmm... Statue Smasher..." she then said to the cops before she pointed at her highly pronounced, though not as much as Timmy's, front teeth. "Did he have giant teeth like this?"

"Yeah!" The cops replied eagerly as Timmy looked nervous.

"What is she doing?!" Annabelle gasped.

"Shh. Let's see where she's going with this." Timmy quietly told Annabelle.

"And does he wear a silly pink hat that was made for a little girl like this?" Cherry then asked before randomly taking out Timmy's trademark hat.

"Yeah, yeah!" The cops then said.

"And does he have a high voice that sounds like a girl sometimes and says 'What could possibly go wrong'?" Cherry then added, doing her best to imitate Timmy's voice.

"YEAH!" The cops then replied eagerly.

"Nope!" Cherry then shrugged, taking a cue from Bugs Bunny. "Never heard of him."

The cops then groaned in defeat before they decided to leave.

"Well, you have a nice day then... Emo girl," The first cop then said, looking up and down at Cherry. "You and your friends and the one with the Renaissance smile have a nice day now... Move out, boys!" he then called out to the others before they walked away to leave the group alone.

"That was HILARIOUS!" chuckled Lionel.

"I was hoping to impress you with that!" Cherry replied even if she didn't exactly smile, but she still sounded excited.

"Well, you succeeded," Lionel responded. "So let's book it!"

"All right then," Cherry nodded. "And awaaaay we go!"

And so, they dashed off to continue their task/adventure while they still had the time.

Timmy then tossed the Wanted Poster away as they continued to dash. The poster then landed on the sidewalk before suddenly, a large leather boot stepped next to it and a metal hand picked it up.

It was none other than The Lead Eliminator with other several Eliminators. "The Chosen One and his allies are here. We were fooled. Find them." he then stated.

"And we will," One Eliminator replied. "Right after we hit this sweet pink shirt shop."

The Lead Eliminator then turned to them slowly.

"Oh, you're the only one who gets to wear cool Earth clothes?" The second one retorted.

"Hurry up." The Lead Eliminator then told them in an irritated robotic voice.

They then based through the storefront which was followed by the sounds of screams.

Chapter Text

Later at the Turner household, Timmy ran up to his family's mailbox with the others behind him, especially Annabelle. "I know Jorgen erased everyone's memory of Timmy Turner, but let's just hope he didn't erase... The Timmy Cave!" he then pulled the flag on the mailbox, tipping it backwards to reveal a hole in the ground as a pole rose from underneath the hole.

"Timmy Cave? Don't think I've seen that before." Cherry remarked.

"Based on The Birdcage from Blackbird and Sparrow: The Animated Series!" Timmy nodded. "...Though I swear that Blackbird got a bit too dark and edgy for his own good in Blackbird Beyond when he found out he had a long-lost son and parted ways from old partners like Sparrow and Ravenette."

"Boy, does this sound familiar now." Cherry smirked before they followed Timmy down to his eponymous lair.

"Either way." Lionel shrugged as Timmy landed in a chair, which triggered a pizza slice and soda to rise on a tray next to him.

"Oh, sure. Leave us out of pizza." Annabelle teased.

"The next time we go down here, you can have some too." Timmy smirked at her.

"Hmph." Annabelle smirked back a little.

"So what do we do now, Timbucktooth?" Molly then asked Timmy rather impatiently.

"Relax, I know just what to do," Timmy said as he got straight to work. "I knew the Fairy Snacking Tracking device would pay off someday!" he then hit buttons of "SEARCH," "LOCATE" and "COSMO AND WANDA".

The computer then did its thing and a grid of The United States then came up as pink and green blips appeared over the state of Nevada.

"Las Vegas? Okay, not a problem because I have the inviso-cycle!" Timmy then said before hitting a button and opening a trapdoor as a motorcycle was heard and he reached for the item he had mentioned, but didn't feel anything. "Where is it?" he then wondered.

The others simply looked unimpressed, especially Molly and Sally.

"All right. Time for Plan B." Cherry then suggested.

"Okay, looks like I'm going with the NORMAL CYCLE!" Timmy exclaimed. He pressed another button and a sleek, shiny ninja bike arrived. "Time to Rock and Road!" he then smirked as he climbed on board. "And this time, I'm gonna hang on tight!"

"Please do!" Cherry told him.

Soon, everyone began to join Timmy as they still had a lot more to go on this adventure.

"Ah, ah, ah," Annabelle tutted at Timmy before she put a helmet on his head. "Safety first, Timmy."

"Sorry, Annabelle." Timmy then said.

Sally and Molly snickered at that a bit before they came to join him along with Cherry, Lionel, Winston, and Dwight so that they could find their missing fairies and friends in danger as the bike took off on a ramp.

"Atticus, Mo, Patch, I don't know where you are, but I'm going to find you," Cherry promised herself. "Just stay strong."

The mailbox raised up, and the motorcycle flew through the air... And crashed into a MERF mobile. 

"Well, that was just fabulous." Cherry grunted.

"Well, well, just the group MERF's looking for." One agent said as he approached Timmy and the others, surrounding them instantly.

Then suddenly, the group was in an interrogation room and prison bars slammed over their faces as the two agents stood across from Timmy and the others.

"You're in a lot of trouble, people," The first agent told the group. "Because according to our records, you have no records. You don't exist."

"And that's why you're at the Military Extraterrestrial Research Facility," The second agent added. "M.E.R.F. for short."

"Seriously?" Cherry deadpanned at the acronym.

"Yes, seriously," The first agent nodded. "You're all aliens from the future sent back to change the course of history, aren't you? So what are you after? The President, an ebola strain, Tom Cruise, the 1998 Super Bowl with that awkward beer commercial where one wacky college professor from Ohio tried to talk about big women from the planet Venus?"

"We're not aliens!" The others retorted.

"Although I'm not sure about him." Winston said as he looked over at Lionel.

"Not the point!" Lionel remarked, covering Winston's mouth.

The agents showed surveillance pictures of Timmy being chased earlier on AJ's hovercraft by the Lead Eliminator.

"Well, these pictures of you on a hovercraft being chased through Dimmsdale by a shape-shifting man-bot suggest otherwise!" said the first agent, before showing pictures of the Eliminators outside the pink shirt shop. "And these photos were taken an hour ago!"

"Wait. The Eliminators are back?!" exclaimed Timmy, incredulous.

"If I were you I'd surrender now, and let us start dissecting you!" remarked the second agent.

"Yeah, not happening," remarked Lionel dryly. "I'm nobody's science project!"

"We. Are. Not. ALIENS!" Timmy snapped.

"And unless we find a magic wand hidden in a rock and sealed with a kiss, those guys and a giant star destroying black hole are gonna destroy us!" Cherry added.

"Do you think this is a joke?" The second agent scoffed. "Do you think we're idiots?"

Sally paused as she glanced at the two agents. "...Well~" she then started.

The first agent soon pulled out a Men in Black-like laser blaster and slammed it on the table. "Well, I got news for you. They don't give high-tech neural stun rays to idiots. he then informed as Cherry eyed the technology rather curiously.

The second agent then slammed down some more Hi-tech Weapons down. "Or laser blasters able to cut concrete walls five feet thick?" he then added.

And then the first agent threw down some car keys. "And you sure don't get a super-spy car with a trunk full of spy stuff unless you know what you're doing!" he then scowled.

"So we ask again; WHO ARE YOU?!" The second agent demanded.

"Timmy, get those blasters," Cherry told the boy. "They'll help us get out of here."

"You think so?" Timmy asked. "I mean, that was pretty informative. How do you know spy gadgets work?"

"Just trust me, kid!" Cherry urged him.

Timmy looked at her before nodding and then grabbed the neural stun blaster and fired right at the two agents.

"Gah!/Goik!" The agents cried out and were soon suddenly motionless.

"How'd you know that would work, Cherry?" Timmy soon asked the perky goth.

"Trust me, I know these things," Cherry replied. "Now cut a hole in the wall and let's get out of here." she then suggested for him to do next.

Timmy nodded as he grabbed the laser blaster and calmly cut a hole in the thick concrete wall for their escape.

"And don't think it hasn't been a little slice of heaven... 'Cuz it hasn't!" Lionel added as he exited the room.

"I hope they don't take the car!" grunted the first agent.

"We took the car...!" exclaimed Lionel as he drove the spy car past the hole in the wall.

"See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya!" Cherry added.

"Now to find Cosmo, Wanda, Murray, Irving, Swizzle, and Stanley by linking this computer to the Timmy Cave Super Computer." Timmy then said to his fellow fairy godkids as he punched into the keyboard.

"You do that," Cherry replied. "Let's just hope it works."

DING!

"It does!" Annabelle said thankfully.

The dashboard then showed a digital road map. Pink, green, purple, and other colored dots lit up over Vegas, telling them all one thing.

"Targets located over outskirts of Las Vegas." The computer soon told Timmy a lot like Dexter McPherson's computer would tell him something of importance.

"Whoo-hoo!" The kids then cheered hopefully.

"Now to get our fairies and get away from The Eliminators!" Molly then said, sounding excited for once.

"You heard the computer, go down to Vegas." Cherry told Lionel.

"Aye-Aye!" Lionel nodded before speeding down that way.

Meanwhile, a waitress named Dottie was placing water glasses down next to a booth and spoke to three patrons who were obscured by their menus in the place known as Suck E. Cheese. "What'll it be, fellas?" she then asked.

The menus then came down to reveal the three Eliminators with a couple in pink T-Shirts.

"Do you have any uranium?" The Lead Eliminator then asked the waitress.

"Uh... No." Dottie replied.

"We'll have the chicken fingers." One Eliminator then told the waitress.

Dottie then wrote that down before leaving.

"You guys look stupid." The Lead Eliminator scoffed at the others.

"That's because you're stupid." The second Eliminator retorted.

"What?" The Lead Eliminator replied.

Soon, Elmyra was shown, running up to the table, looking very traumatized. "DON'T PLAY WITH THE CUDDLY WUDDLIES! They scream when you love and hug 'em! AND THEY'RE ALIVE! ALIVE!" she then screamed and ran away, presumably to never be seen again before she was running straight into a mental hospital.

As she took off, the Eliminators then picked up their water glasses, opened their vortex mouths, and sucked the water, plus everyone else in Suck E. Cheese, including Elmyra's family such as her whiny teenage sister, her parents, baby brother, and twin brother and the vortexes then stopped as the waitress came out with the chicken fingers.

Dottie then saw the destruction and ran out, screaming, dropping the chicken fingers on the table. "I knew I shoulda stayed at the diner in Roswell!" she then yelled out in a panic.

"Next time use a straw." The Lead Eliminator soon told the others once they were alone in the kid casino.

Hanging on the wall was a TV, and a newscast came on, with Timmy's picture on it.

"This is Chet Ubetcha on the Convenient News Network! The statue smasher is on the loose and last seen heading towards Las Vegas!" exclaimed the diminutive reporter. "But just like all the stars being gone from the sky, the government assures us we have nothing to worry about."

"Let's go to Las Vegas." declared the Lead Eliminator, as he and his cronies shifted into their flight modes and took off. 

Then, after a few seconds, they came back and grabbed their chicken fingers.

MEANWHILE, IN BARSTOW CALIFORNIA...

Cherry stared out the window rather blankly as it looked like Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck were hitchhiking together as the other cars just passed them by.

"So, Timmy, any word on the fairies?" Annabelle then asked.

"We have to be near them by now, right?" Annabelle added.

"According to this, Cosmo and Wanda and the others are right in front of us!" Timmy explained.

"They are?" Winston asked before looking around. "But where?! I don't see--"

Suddenly, a Malibu Stacy toy car was riding in the air and then smacking right into the windshield with a bunch of colorful stuffed animals.

"Augh! Care Bear Ambush!" Cherry soon yelled out from the stuffed animal attack.

The car then shot off the road before spinning to a stop.

"Timmy!" Cosmo and Wanda exclaimed.

"Annabelle!" Murray beamed.

"Poof-poof!" Poof chimed in.

The other fairies did the same for their respective godchildren, but I don't want to waste everyone's time by going through all of that.

"I missed you so much!" Timmy exclaimed, before he and the other kids noticed something. "Wait, you're stuffed animals?"

"Yeah... That's an odd choice," Cherry replied. "Though I guess it's better than gumballs or something kinda stupid like that."

Chomp! Suddenly Poof took a bite of Timmy's finger.

"And Poof's still teething!" Timmy then cried out before Annabelle took Poof off of Timmy.

"Jorgen said he had to protect you, but this is what he came up with?" Cherry then asked the fairies.

"Protect us?" Stanley asked. "From what?"

"We're not sure if this is gonna make sense, but The Darkness is back." Sally then told her fairy godfather.

The fairies all then suddenly panicked. "THE DARKNESS IS BACK!"

"Yes!" Molly added. "And you've got to help us find an ancient white wand because Timmy is The Chosen One." she then added.

The fairies looked at each other before bursting out laughing, especially Swizzle as she was as dark and cynical as her fairy goddaughter.

"And WHAT is so funny?" Molly then glared defensively.

"HAHAHA!" Wanda replied with even more laughter. "Okay, the Darkness I can buy, but Timmy as The Chosen One?

"Hey, so far I've been an awesome Chosen One." Timmy retorted to his fairy godparents.

"Yeah, he hasn't needed too much help from us either." Cherry added, referring to herself and Lionel as they were adventurers.

"And I suppose you want us to believe that the Eliminators are chasing Timmy, too!" Cosmo then added.

"Yes, but they can't find me as long as you don't say my name." Timmy replied.

"Y'mean TIMMY TURNER?" Murray then asked, though his voice echoed with the boy's name.

"MURRAY!" Annabelle complained to her fairy godfather.

Suddenly, the Eliminators landed behind the group.

"I should have seen that coming." Timmy said flatly.

"Eliminate the Chosen One." The Lead Eliminator then told the others with him.

"Okay, we believe you now." The fairies then told the kids out of defeat.

"Not what do we do?!" Dwight panicked.

"Take it easy, buddy," Winston said as bravely as he could, as a kid could be for having Jorgen von Strangle for a fairy godparent. "It's time to stop being scared of every little thing and fight back, even if it might be risky!" he then suggested.

"He's got the spirit," Lionel responded. "Now grab something from the car, and let's blast these gearheads back to last Wednesday!"

"So let's do it!" Winston proclaimed.

"I've never seen this side of ya," Sally remarked. "It's kinda attractive."

Winston looked away bashfully and rubbed his arm, looking away from the spoiled blonde girl.

"Can't you guys use your magic?" Annabelle asked the fairies.

"We don't have our wands as stuffed animals," Murray replied. "I think you should listen to Lionel and check the car."

"Okay," Annabelle said before hugging him. "I'm so glad that you're okay though."

"Aw, you never had anything to worry about, kiddo," Murray smiled at his fairy goddaughter before grinning. "Now go kick some Darkness butt."

"Right!" Annabelle nodded before she dashed off to go and help the others in the car.

Timmy then looked at the control on his key chain. Three buttons were marked as "LOCK. UNLOCK. DESTROY." Timmy then pushed "DESTROY" and the car transformed into a huge PLASMA GUN! "Yeah, that'll work." he then said before firing a gooey, tar-like plasma at the Eliminators.

The plasma stuck to their arms, legs, and bodies, making them resemble gooey, tar-covered snowmen.

"Nice shootin', Tex." Cherry told Timmy.

"Not bad for an average kid who no one understands, huh?" Timmy smirked proudly of himself.

"Just don't get an ego as big as those teeth." Cherry teased.

"Hmph." Timmy rolled his eyes in response.

"And now to help you guys get back to fairy form." Cherry then said to Irving, Swizzle, Stanley, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, and Murray.

"That might be difficult without their wands and they're now 'Care Fairies'." Timmy replied.

"I'm sure we'll think of something eventually." Annabelle said hopefully.

"Well... Maybe I could try something." Lionel replied.

"You think you could do something then?" Cherry asked as she looked back at him, wondering what he would do.

"I could just turn them back to normal fairies," Lionel suggested as he channeled the magical energy. "It'd be a little more convenient than having them as stuffed toys."

"Oh... Right..." Cherry said before looking sheepish. "Still, better than what we thought... Gumballs."

"Yeah... Then we'd be chewed than hugged to death by that redheaded kid from Acme Acres." Wanda replied before grimacing.

"Acme Acres?" Cherry asked until she thought of who would fit that bill of who they had encountered. "Let's just say you guys were lucky to be stuffed and not actual animals like the pets she would usually find that not even The Warner Brothers and The Warner Sister could avoid and get rid of."

"Yeah. Anyways..." Lionel said as he waggled his fingers and tapped each of the fairies on their heads, which changed them each... Into humans.

"How come we're humans?" asked Wanda.

"It's the best I could muster up, but getting your wands back should make sure everything is fully fixed," Lionel responded. "Plus, if I solved the problem so suddenly, this adventure would get an influx of comments calling me a Gary/Marty Stu, and so forth."

The other kids just looked wide-eyed and jaw-dropped.

"You get used to this sort of thing," Cherry told them as she closed their jaws. "Believe me... I know I did. Good job though, Lionel."

Lionel nodded in response.

There! Back to normal... Sorta." Timmy then noted.

"All right then, let's hit the road!" Cosmo called out as Wanda held onto Poof.

Timmy then pushed a button on the big plasma gun, and it transformed into a motorcycle. Timmy then hopped on the bike as he let Annabelle ride close behind him. The other fairy godkids then partnered up with their respective fairy godparents so that they could continue their brand-new adventure.

"Okay, let's go find that wand!" Cherry soon said.

Timmy then revved the engine and ZOOM! The bike suddenly off without them, making them all fall on the ground.

"You stink at riding motorcycles!" Swizzle ranted.

"Well, why don't you try it sometime?!" Annabelle retorted.

"Easy to criticize, but let's see you actually do the task!" Lionel retorted.

Suddenly, the gang was surrounded by six M.E.R.F. agents with hover-jets. The Agents climbed out, drew out their MEN IN BLACK-type weapons, and pointed them at Timmy and the group.

"And now you've got bigger problems!" Murray commented.

"Freeze, Statue-Smashing Spy Car Thief!" bellowed one agent.

Just then, the area began to rumble; as everyone looked upward, a tremendous, swirling black hole began to loom over the desert.

"And even bigger problems!" Timmy added.

"This adventure just keeps getting better and better." Molly scoffed and rolled her visible eye.

The Darkness loomed in the sky as this looked like the end of the story for our adventurers.

"Timmy Turner, we're placing you under arrest by order of M.E.R.F!" The first agent called out.

"Not to be confused with M.A.R.F., which we have tickets to tonight!" The second agent added.

"Uh, yeah, that's good and all, but do you guys not see the giant swirling portal of death?" Annabelle soon asked.

"Yeah!" Dwight added. "Don't you want to do something to stop it?"

"Call a General!

Call the President!

"Call my daddy!" Sally soon added as she was rather spoiled and crossed her arms. "He's richer than Daddy Morbucks, Remy Buxaplenty, Willard Tipton, and so on!"

"Can't. They're all going to M.A.R.F.," The second agent retorted. "It's gonna be awesome..."

"We're gonna rock out to Crosby, Stills, Ashes, and Neil Not-Young..." The first agent began to list.

"Backman Turner Overthehill and the MARFiest band in the world" The second agent added before gesturing to a nearby billboard. "KISS!"

The billboard was then showing The "M.A.R.F. FESTIVAL! Featuring KISS!" as Gene Simmons was holding a white, star-shaped guitar. This made the others go wide-eyed as they suddenly something as we snap out for that Hitchcock effect.

"SEALED WITH A KISS!" Timmy soon said as he remembered what Jorgen told them. "The White Wand is a guitar at the M.A.R.F. Festival starring KISS!"

"We gotta get that guitar, so you can stop the Darkness!!" Wanda then told Timmy.

All of the Agents then set their blasters to stun and take aim.

"You're not going anywhere." The second agent glared.

"Any last words before you're freeze blasted and dissected?" The first agent added.

"Yes, just wanna know if you guys are afraid of the dark." Cherry said with a smirk as she seemed to have something planned.

"I don't get your young hip lingo, but..." The agent said as he cocked his blaster. "READY... AIM..."

"Cherry, what are you doing?!" Annabelle asked.

"Yeah! What's going on?" Timmy asked.

"Just trust me!" Cherry replied urgently. "FIRE!"

Everyone else held onto each other in fear and concern as the agents soon fired, preparing for the worst as they weren't sure was going to happen right now as Cherry soon appeared to be taking off her glasses. Cherry's eyes soon glowed white suddenly before some sort of black aura emerged from behind the perky goth and something dropped down to protect the kids, human-turned fairies, and Lionel from the shooting and the background turned purple, almost like something out of an adventure with the Teen Titans before the blackness engulfed Cherry and she soon shot dark balls right toward the agents, making their ammo bounce off of her darkness and into the sky before shooing down at the agents, causing all of them to freeze themselves in their own crossfire. Cherry then floated back down as her eyes glowed before they stopped and she put her glasses back on and soon, all of the darkness had melted away all around them.

Timmy then opened his eyes to see what had happened and looked surprised as the blasters were on the ground and the agents were frozen suddenly and they all looked a little scared after the blackness had gone away. "Like I said before, don't mess with The Chosen One." he then said with a victorious smirk.

Or a girl who has a way with shadows somehow!" Cosmo then added about Cherry's strange new ability.

"What... Was... THAT?!" Lionel asked, bewildered.

"It's a long story," Cherry replied mysteriously before shifting her eyes around. "I'll tell you more when you're ready~"

"Oookay, but I'll hold you to that." Lionel told her, as the gang jumped into a hover jet.

"Now to hit autopilot and get this hunk of MERF to MARF!" Timmy declared.

"Atomic batteries to power, turbines to speed!" Lionel exclaimed as he was flipping some switches.

"Wait! Where's Poof?" asked Wanda.

"Gaahhhh!" Timmy exclaimed as he held up his arm. Poof was gumming on it.

"We gotta get that kid a teething ring after we stop The Darkness." Wanda sighed.

"What happened to his old one?" Annabelle then asked.

"Don't ask." Wanda sighed and shook her head in response.

Timmy then pressed the AutoPilot button on a hover jet as it was then gone with a WHOOSH! The flames shot out, baking, hardening the goop, and imprisoning the Eliminators. It was all good there for a short time as the goopy shells began to crumble. KA-BLAM!! The Eliminators were then able to break free.

"Eliminate The Chosen One!" The Lead Eliminator announced once freed.

The other Eliminators soon turned into jets and took off.

Meanwhile, in space on the moon, The Darkness moved closer to Earth and engulfed the Moon. Later at The Rock Hard Arena, people were getting ready for the night of their lives for tonight's festival. The Hover Jet then landed right in front of the arena as everyone jumped out and ran to the entrance.

"All right, we go in and see KISS and get out," Cherry soon suggested to the others. "How hard can it be?" she then added, knowing that would just lead to something hard coming along further down the road, but that they would hopefully find a way to solve the problem so that they could progress further after this.

"I really wish you wouldn't say words like that," Lionel remarked. "But then again, with Atticus M.I.A., I guess somebody's gotta pick up the slack."

"He just never learns." Cherry sighed and shook her head.

Lionel nodded before they decided to move on before anything else could or would happen.

An usher was shown to be working the turnstile as Timmy and the group ran over.

"I have to get into this festival," Timmy urged the usher. "It's a long story, but I'm The Chosen One."

"And we're his helpers." Cherry added.

"No one gets in without a ticket or a backstage pass." The usher retorted.

"Oh, really? Okay, here's our backstage pass." Timmy replied before pulling out a Merf Blaster, setting it to plasma blast, and firing it at the wall, leaving a smoldering hole.

"Enjoy the show." The usher then said after a beat.

"Nice shot." Cherry smirked at Timmy on the way inside.

"Thanks!" Timmy smiled as he and the others continued on their way inside.

The people in the Rock Hard Vegas arena began to cheer and go crazy as flames appeared on the stage which only meant one thing.

"Give it up for KISS!" The announcer soon told the crowd.

Kiss soon came on stage and launched into a rocking song as the crowd went nuts for the rock 'n roll group.

Kiss launches into a rocking song. The CROWD GOES NUTS!

"Are you too old to rock and roll?!" Gene Simmons called out into the mic.

"Nooooo!" The crowd called back before suddenly, everybody's backs snapped instantly. "AAAUGH! OUR BACKS!" they then cried out.

At the doors, they swung open, just as Timmy, the other godkids, their fairies, along with Cherry and Lione arrived with a backlit hero glow around them.

On stage, Ace Frehley could be seen playing a very familiar looking guitar.

"There's the White Wand!" Timmy pointed out.

"Good eye, Timmy." Annabelle nodded.

"But how are you going to get onto the stage to get it?" Wanda asked.

"How about this stuff?" Dwight pointed out to the concession stand.

"This is no time for snacks!" Cherry told the boy before looking over and then grimaced. "Ugh... Never mind the snacks."

The concession stand was filled with antacids, heat wraps/ice packs, and official "M.E.R.dise!"

"Shpingo!" Timmy then said once he got an idea from that.

"Hopefully there's enough for everybody or at least enough for most of us to use." Winston replied.

"Eww... I'm not touching that stuff!" Sally complained.

"Well, you don't have to help or you don't have much of a choice!" Winston retorted.

AND SO...

As Ace Frehley was rocking out, Timmy, in a "MISSION IMPOSSIBLE"-style rappelling harness, looked down.

"Wow, this place is rockin'!" said Cosmo.

"Yeah, but it ain't cuz of KISS!" Lionel replied.

High above the stadium, the Darkness broke through the clouds, crackling with lightning. The wind howled, and the ground shook! ...Not to mention, the Eliminators were getting closer.

"Just grab the other end of the line, and lower me down," explained Timmy as he watched the band play on. "I'll snag the white wand, and you pull me back up!"

"Sounds easier said than done, but we have no other options right now." Cherry said to the pink hatted boy.

Timmy then clipped the wire to his vest, jumped off the catwalk, and came on the stage as KISS rocked out while Cosmo and Murray tried to hold onto the line. Timmy then landed on the head of Ace Frehley driving him (but not the guitar) onto the stage as Timmy now held the guitar/wand, though both grunted.

"I thought you were holding the line!" Wanda scolded Cosmo and Murray.

"Sorry! My hands slipped!" Murray replied.

"Morons." Swizzle rolled her eyes, being as snarky as her goddaughter Molly.

Gene Simmons then stepped to the mic and addressed the crowd. "Now, let's hear a guitar solo!" he then called out to his fans.

Suddenly, a spotlight shined down on Timmy who was like a deer caught in headlights. The song then came to a sudden stop as the crowd reacted in shock.

"Who the heck is that?" Gene then asked as he looked at the pink-hatted boy.

"Would you believe I'm The Chosen One?" Timmy replied nervously to the rock 'n roll band.

"THE CHOSEN ONE?!" KISS cried out together before they snapped into warrior poses and their instruments transformed into Gene's bass became a laser blaster, Paul's guitar became a battle axe, and Peter's bass drum became a cannon! They all then began to aim at Timmy.

"So you don't believe." Timmy then muttered in defeat.

"Whoa... KISS are ultimate Rock 'n Roll warriors," Cherry remarked. "...Though I guess it's better than them being from an alternate universe away from Earth or something."

"That just seemed too ridiculous, even for Scooby-Doo," Lionel nodded.

"We are the Galactic Guardians of the White Wand!" boomed Gene Simmons.

"I thought you were KISS?" asked Timmy.

"That's our day job," responded Paul Stanley. "We've protected the White Wand for centuries."

Cherry and Lionel shared glances with each other before looking back at the rock 'n roll band oddly.

"Centuries? Wow, you guys are older than you look." Timmy remarked.

"Why do you think we wear the make-up?" Paul Stanley defended.

"Makes you look like emo clowns." Sally rolled her eyes.

"Watch it, Princess Blondie." Molly glared and raised her fist aggressively.

Sally flinched before stepping back away from the aggressive goth girl.

"And we knew that, someday, either an agent of the Darkness or a Chosen savior with adventure allies would come to claim it," Gene Simmons then added as everyone else soon came to join Timmy along with the fairies. "If you're The Chosen One, you must prove it, and you might want to hurry."

Back in space, The Darkness soon began to engulf the Earth.

"Okay, okay! How does he prove it?" Dwight soon asked, trying to be brave.

"Bequeath to us the chosen Harkness, and this ax is yours to light the darkness." Gene Simmons replied, speaking in riddles a bit.

Timmy soon looked very confused. "What the HECK DOES THAT MEAN?" he then asked out of confusion.

"Call this a shot in the dark, Timmy, but I think you have to prove yourself worthy somehow like Harry Potter, Frodo, Neo, or anyone else you wished about in your trilogy wish before this whole adventure started." Annebelle suggested.

"We made it!" exclaimed Cosmo as he, Wanda, and Murray faceplanted as they leapt down from the catwalk.

"Timmy! They can't give you the wand until you recite the "Chosen One Creed" or say some ancient code or something!" Wanda exclaimed.

"But I don't KNOW any code!" Timmy replied. "All I know is I was erased from everyone's memories; I barely escaped being destroyed by the eliminators, figured out an impossible KISS riddle, got chased by MERF to get to MARF, only to have you tell me I need a secret code which I don't have because I'm PLAIN OL' TIMMY TURNER!"

Suddenly, the three Eliminators burst into the stadium.

"I said my name out loud, didn't I?" asked Timmy.

"Yeah, you really did." Lionel said.

"ELIMINATE-THE-CHOSEN-ONE." bellowed the Lead Eliminator. He fired a laser blast from his arm that missed Timmy, but destroyed an amplifier. 

So the three Eliminators marched down the aisle, shoving concertgoers out of the way.

"Okay, we believe you; The White Wand is yours." said Gene as he threw Timmy the White Wand.

"Anybody ever tell you you sound like that Rock Zilla guy?" asked Lionel.

"...Once or twice, yes." Gene Simmons shrugged.

"Finally! Now what do I do with this?" asked Timmy.

"...You're kidding, right?" replied Paul Stanley.

"Care to elaborate?" Cherry asked the musician.

"Allow us to help demonstrate." Gene Simmons said to the perky goth.

"Yes. Please do." Cherry nodded at him.

The Eliminators' arms then transformed into cool weapons and aimed right at Timmy and the others.

"Show's over, Chosen One." The Lead Eliminator threatened.

"The show is never over!" Gene Simmons glared out of determination. "Time to rock and roll!"

Suddenly, KISS leaped between Timmy, the group, and The Eliminators. Paul then shot a magic beam from his guitar and shorted out Eliminator who then fell. Another Eliminator then shot laser blasts at the stage, but Peter Criss threw two drum cymbals which cut him in half, making him short out suddenly. The Lead Eliminator's hand then transformed into a large ring-like plasma weapon with glowing energy balls. He then fired it disintegrated all of Kiss's weapons.

"Okay, all our weapons are bye-bye." Paul Stanley said weakly.

"Great." Molly groaned and rolled her visible eye while Dwight was on the floor in a fetal position, sucking his thumb.

"There's still one more weapon," Annabelle said before she looked at the fairy baby innocently. "Poof! Look! A teething ring!"

Poof soon looked over and saw the big ring weapon on the Lead Eliminator. His eyes went wide as he drooled, then zoomed to it like a piranha and munched instantly.

"Get it off! Get it off!" The Lead Eliminator soon cried out, shaking his arm with such force which caused the ring to fly off and land on the stage.

Poof then took the ring and gnawed on it happily.

"Great thinking, Annabelle." Timmy said to the girl.

"Thanks, Timmy." Annabelle replied, blushing a little at his praise.

"And now it's time for you to be 'Eliminated'." Gene Simmons grinned before blowing a fire stream at the Lead Eliminator, melting him and the others instantly into a metallic puddle.

"That's what I call bad breath!" Cosmo remarked with a laugh.

Suddenly, the puddle reformed into even more Eliminators.

"Dang it." The other godkids complained at that.

"Okay, note to self: melting Eliminators makes more Eliminators!" Gene Simmons then said to himself.

The Eliminators' arms then turned into blasters and started firing at our heroes, causing them to dive behind the large speakers.

"You're not very good guardians." Timmy said to the rock 'n roll band.

"Well, you're not the greatest Chosen One either, bub." Gene Simmons retorted.

The Eliminators were almost at the stage and were still blasting.

"Eliminate The Chosen One and his allies." The Lead Eliminator told the others.

"All right, Lionel, call this a hunch... But I think we can either wait for extra help or we can actually do something to help Timmy." Cherry soon said to the boy beside her.

"And we'll help too." Winston said as bravely as he could.

"Well, looks like someone grew a spine since we first met him," Cherry replied. "Last time I checked, you were afraid of your own shadow."

"Well, I think that needs to change," Winston remarked. "Just believe me, you'd be afraid of your own shadow too if you had Jorgen von Strangle as your fairy godparent."

"Yeah, that's actually a very solid point." Lionel nodded in agreement.

"And you guys too," Cherry then told the other godkids. "Throw at them everything you got!"

"Help out?" Annabelle asked nervously. "I... I..."

"You can do it, Annabelle," Murray told his goddaughter. "Remember our adventure together."

Annabelle looked back at her fairy godfather before she then nodded as she tried to stay brave. Molly, Sally, and Winston soon got ready while Dwight very hesitantly did the same as he looked a lot more afraid than Winston once was.

"Adventure/Alpha Brigade with who we have here, ATTACK!" Cherry soon proclaimed like a brave and noble leader.

And soon, everybody attacked The Eliminator with everything they had while Annabelle seemed to be given her own fairy magic somehow to help out Timmy.

"This isn't going to keep them at bay for long, we gotta do SOMETHING!" Timmy exclaimed. "An army isn't gonna just fall from the sky and help us!"

"We're all working together," Cherry said thoughtfully. "There must be something else we can do."

"Yes, but what?" Annabelle added. "Especially since Atticus, Mo, and Patch can't help us out right now. We're all alone!"

Cherry soon looked around, trying to find a solution as things were getting really intense right now.

Then suddenly, something arrived, as though it was cued by Timmy's exclamation and Annabelle's worry.

"That's what you think, Chosen One and adventure allies!" A familiar voice proclaimed.

Everyone then looked up and over and saw various other colorful stuffed animals like what Cosmo, Wanda, Murray, and Poof had soon arrived after leaving the Suck E. Cheese's place they were once trapped in.

"It's the other fairies!" Cosmo called out.

"With cute faces and huggable animal appearances!" Murray added.

"Cuddle Buddy Brigade, ATTACK!!" Juandissimo proclaimed as he led the charge of the other fairy godparents.

Soon, the stuffed animal fairies all leaped up in the air and zoomed toward the Eliminators, ambushing them and tackling them down to the floor as the Eliminators then struggled before falling as they were stopped by The Stuffed Animal Army.

"You did it. You stopped the Eliminators!" exclaimed Timmy.

Suddenly, the roof was suddenly torn off of the stadium. The Darkness had arrived, and the wind howled as it crackled with energy.

"But not The Darkness!" added Annabelle.

"We don't have enough stuffing to stop that." noted Juandissimo.

"Augh! Great!" Sally groaned out of frustration. "Now what do we do?"

"Give up?" Dwight whimpered.

"We are not giving up," Molly narrowed her visible eye. "We're getting through this."

"But how, I wonder?" Winston then pondered thoughtfully.

"Light the Darkness, Timmy," Gene Simmons soon advised the pink-hatted boy. "You're The Chosen One! This is what you were chosen for!"

"But I don't know how to play guitar!" Timmy replied.

"Don't play it. Feel it." Gene Simmons then suggested.

Peter Criss soon started playing a slow drum beat.

"Faster tempo! We don't have a lot of time here!" Paul Stanley soon called out to Peter.

Peter Criss then sped up as best as he could! The other guys joined in on guitar as the beat started to build!

"All right, people!" Cherry called out to the crowd to keep them busy. "We're gonna rock 'n roll all night and party every day!"

The audience, still paralyzed from back pain, shook their arms with the beat.

"Oh, great," scoffed a guy in the crowd. "A song from the 'new' album."

"Philistine." Cherry rolled her eyes.

The other godkids who had teamed up with Timmy and Annabelle soon tried to help out too in their own way, even if Dwight wasn't the best, but he eventually picked up while Winston decided to be brave and strong instead of cowardly and weak due to having Jorgen as a fairy godparent. Timmy soon had music filling his soul. Suddenly, his hand started glowing, and he played a lead.

"Timmy, are you okay?" Annabelle asked the boy.

"I... I feel it!" Timmy told her before he soon wound up like Pete Townsend and BRAKAM! He soon played a power chord! BLAM! Magical glowing sound waves then ripped up and out of the stadium into the heart of the Darkness!

On the Darkness, it let out an ASTRO-SCREAM, recoiled for a moment, then advanced again!

"Look out, Annabelle!" Murray cried out to his fairy godchild in concern.

"Keep rocking, Chosen One!" Cosmo and Wanda then called out to their godchild.

Timmy kept on playing and soon did an Eddie Van Halen screaming lick up the neck of the guitar.

"Awesome work, Timmy!" Winston grinned.

"Thanks!" Timmy replied before he soon ended the lick with a high-pitched note and illuminated the instrument.

The note built and built in feedbacked suspense until... KAPOW!! It sent another explosive beam of light out of the top of the guitar and straight into the center of the black hole that exploded!

The Darkness screeched in pain and soon, the mists and clouds inside form a pained face?

"Ooh, that's gotta hurt." Paul Stanley winced.

"It feels pain?" Cherry asked in surprise.

"Feels pains; speaks English. Who cares?" Gene Simmons replied. "One more blast will eliminate the Darkness!

Timmy then looked over and aimed at the Darkness. "Go away and never come back or we will blast you. Go. Away."

The other godkids then looked like they were ready to fight back if they needed to, even Dwight.

"You're talking to it?" Gene Simmons then replied to Timmy. "Talking to it doesn't work!"

"Or does it?" Cherry replied.

Surprisingly, The Darkness began to recede, before it upchucked Mo, Patch, and Atticus onto the stage. Cherry stepped back and cringed slightly.

"Ugh... That was dark..." Atticus groaned.

"Tell me about it." Patch added.

"At least we're alive." Mo remarked.

"Atticus, Mo, Patch! You're all back!" Cherry said out of relief and sounded excited before she changed her mood to cover herself up a little. "Uh... I mean... Hey, Atticus. Your head take up too much space in the darkness?"

"You care about us," Atticus smirked. "Good to see you again too, Cherry."

"At least drop the facadé for a little while, wouldja?" Lionel asked. "I mean, we did  legitimately think they were dead for a while."

"Alright. Alright," Atticus replied. "Just give me a hand up, wouldja Lionel?" he then suggested.

"Sure, dude," Lionel responded as he helped Atticus up. "Willkommen zurück, man." (German for "Welcome Back")

"Ah... Danke..." Atticus replied, speaking in his own German with a chuckle.

"What exactly happened to you guys?" Cherry asked as she knelt down to give Patch his collar back.

"Well, like what you saw happen to us," Mo replied. "We tried to fight The Darkness, but it fought us back and was a lot more difficult than we imagined, even with our combined magic."

"It was just really difficult getting out." Patch added.

"You didn't see Sombra though, right?" Cherry asked. "I'm only asking because of this Darkness and he's one of our greatest adventure enemies."

"No, no Sombra," Atticus reassured. "Besides, we took care of him a long time ago."

"Oh, good, I was worried we'd have to deal with that cliché again." Lionel responded.

"Think nothing of it." Atticus replied with a reassuring nod.

"I just know one thing," Mo spoke up. "It's so good to be around familiar faces again."

"I'll say." Patch nodded as he agreed with the tomboy.

"Well, as things wrap up nicely around here, I sure hope that Fairy World can be properly restored too." Cherry then said to the others.

As the Darkness receded, it regurgitated Fairy World, and Jorgen with it!

"He did it!" Jorgen exclaimed. "And MAN, was it dark in there!!"

Soon, the dust settled and everyone soon got up before Molly reunited with Swizzle, Sally reunited with Stanley, and Dwight reunited with Irving while Winston was perfectly fine with not reuniting with Jorgen, though Annabelle and Murray reunited as did Timmy with Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof. KISS soon got up with them before they looked up into the distant sky to see a small white light retract into a starburst... Then disappear. Some fans could be shown peeking up from their seats.

"Awesome light show." A guy in the crowd with black and white rock 'n roll make-up and long green hair grinned at his wife who had long and curly pink hair, resembling a hippie.

The night sky was silent and empty with no stars. At least so far.

"Is it over?" Cosmo asked out of concern.

Suddenly, the sky illuminated with millions of twinkling stars! KA-BLING!!!

"It's so beautiful." Annabelle whispered as she stood beside Timmy under the stars.

Timmy smiled at her as he nodded, agreeing. "Now, it's over," he then said before playing a little lick on the white wand guitar. "So you guys are actually fairy warriors?" he then asked KISS.

"We prefer the term: 'Magical Order of Rocking Fairies'." Paul Stanley clarified.

"So M.O.R.F... Got it," Cherry then said. "They're really stretching it with the acronyms in this adventure." she then remarked.

"If anything, they only change one initial," Lionel responded. "It's not that big of a change."

"Potato tomato." Cherry shrugged.

Soon, Timmy's parents and Mr. Crocker finally arrived at the stadium.

"Hurray! We finally made it to... 'MARF'?" Crocker noted.

"But we're too late." Mrs. Turner pouted.

"And it looks like they really blew the lid off the place too." Mr. Turner added.

"Where are the bathrooms?" Crocker then asked.

"The Darkness is gone, but you didn't Eliminate it. Why?" Gene Simmons soon asked Timmy.

"Because I'm The Chosen One, not an Eliminator," Timmy replied rather maturely. "And I don't think it's coming back for a long, long time."

"We should like, party." Paul Stanley soon suggested.

"I see nothing wrong with that, aside from chilling out after yet another big and epic adventure for my books," Cherry replied. "Especially since our little group is back together."

"Totally excellent, dudes!" Lionel exclaimed. "COWABUNGA!!"

And so, that was what they did as the adventure came to an end as they moved the party to Fairy World.

KISS was playing a rocking song to a festival crowd of festive fairies. Banners celebrated: "Thank you Chosen One and adventure allies!" Timmy was then seen in a skybox with Jorgen, Wanda, Cosmo, Murray, Annabelle, Poof, and the rest of the group while the other godkids were with their respective fairy godparents.

"You did it, Timmy." Wanda smiled.

"Yeah! You found The White Wand and stopped the Darkness." Annabelle added.

Poof then hugged his godbrother out of excitement.

"But how did you get your Mom, Dad, and Crocker the best seats at the concert?" Cosmo asked as those three and the MERF agents were shown to be rocking out.

"'Cuz he's The Chosen One, and I owe him one," Jorgen spoke up. "He saved my butt, but I'm erasing all their memory of Fairy World when the show's over."

"I like being The Chosen One." Timmy approved.

"Guess we'll be seeing a series of Timmy's Adventures pretty soon." Atticus remarked.

"Don't joke." Cherry smirked and rolled her eyes at that.

"Now there's an idea!" smiled Patch.

"Aw, boy." Cherry rolled her eyes playfully as they continued to hang out.

"So, you think you're gonna add this to your adventure scrapbook?" Mo asked Cherry.

"Yeah, I suppose so," Cherry replied. "I guess if this adventure is over and all."

Suddenly, a lightning bolt struck the stage! When the smoke clears, there stood a brawny warrior with dark hair, and big teeth wearing a ripped, pink shirt and a pink bandana. "AT LAST!" he bellowed. "I, TURBO THUNDER, THE CHOSEN ONE, HAVE COMPLETED MY TRAINING, AND HAVE ARRIVED TO OBTAIN THE WHITE WAND, AND TO LIGHT THE DARKNESS!" He spotted the white wand in Timmy's hand. "And there it is! From titanium teeth and pits of wonder, sing White Wand with Turbo Thunder!" he then declared, sticking his hand out and drawing the White Wand to his grip, like a Jedi Knight. "STAND DOWN, EVIL SPACE HOLE OF DESTRUCTION!!"

"Turbo Thunder?" Atticus and Patch asked out of confusion.

"Never heard of him." Mo shrugged in response.

Turbo Thunder soon looked around in confusion. "Where's the big scary space hole? There's supposed to be a big scary space hole. AM I LATE?" he then ranted.

"Sorry sir, but you kinda are," Annabelle said to the warrior. "There seems to be a misunderstanding."

Timmy's mouth was wide open in shock before he turned to Jorgen. "Are you telling me, he's The Chosen One? This whole time, it wasn't me?" He then asked.

"What? You saw the cave drawing, too!" Jorgen reminded. "Pink hat. Buck teeth. T. T.? I'm not perfect, okay?"

"The adventure is far from over, isn't it?" Cherry guessed.

"Maybe, maybe not." Jorgen replied.

"Well, the cave drawing also had a defined chin," Lionel added. "Half-wit."

"No matter what, you'll always be our chosen one." Wanda said as she, Poof, and Cosmo hugged Timmy.

"Aww..." Mo smiled at the sweet family-like moment between Timmy and his fairy godparents and fairy godbrother.

"It looks like a happy ending for everybody, but this is only The Big Beginning," A narrator's voice was soon heard. "Very soon, it'll be time for The Exciting Middle Part, already in progress!"

The group then looked around in confusion.

"We have a narrator now?" Patch asked.

"Sometimes, I guess?" Cherry shrugged.

Turbo Thunder was then blown back by a speaker as Annabelle giggled a little to that.

"But for now, things are pretty much okay!" The narrator finished.

"Wait a minute, your voice sounds familiar," Cherry raised a suspicious eyebrow as she spoke again. "Aren't you the narrator from Sheep in the Big City?"

"What? No! That's totally not me at all!" The narrator replied.

"Narrator...?" Cherry prompted before crossing her arms.

"However, meanwhile in space!" The narrator suddenly said so that he wouldn't have to answer Cherry's question right now.

"Coward." Cherry rolled her eyes before the scene suddenly changed.

Meanwhile in space, through the stars, The Big Dipper could be shown and the stars in the constellation could be shown, but they were actually the star ends of traditional fairy godparent wands that belonged to the fairy soldiers who looked a lot like Jorgen.

One fairy soldier, in particular, was big and tuff like the others who was talking on the radio then. "This is Big Dipper Brigade. We are clear in the night sky, no signs of the Darkness or those weirdoes from Moron Mountain. What is--" he then spoke before he saw something else suddenly which caused him to panic. "OH, NO!"

The Big Dipper was shown all its entirety, and then suddenly... BLINK! It was gone, then we fade out as dramatic music escalated.

"Looks like Cherry and her friends have their hands full once again in the next adventure, but worry not, fair readers, the story will continue very soon in Part 2!" The narrator proclaimed dramatically in a rather cartoonish over the top sort of fashion, a lot like the narrator from the often-overlooked Cartoon Network series: Sheep in the Big City. "In The Exciting Middle Part!"

"Wishology Part 2: The Exciting Middle Part." A second voice echoed as a caption appeared.

"Try not to miss it," Lionel added. "It'll be written eventually!"

"Wonder how long it'll be until we do Part 2?" Patch wondered.

Luckily, it didn't take a whole lot of time as there was suddenly a scene change and time skip in the storyline to get on with the next plotline already.

Chapter Text

One day in Fairy World, the fairies were calmly going about in the streets... But then suddenly! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! Three Eliminators soon arrived at the peaceful scene.

"The Eliminators are back!" Cupid shouted out to his fellow fairies.

The fairies all screamed and soon got away from the killer robot creatures.

"Eliminate Timmy Turner." The Eliminators stated aggressively.

Timmy soon arrived in the scene, holding onto The White Wand guitar in hand and was ready for action. "Don't you mean The Chosen One?" he then taunted before he did an epic guitar riff on The White Wand.

The Eliminator's hands transformed into arm cannons and they flew over and landed in front of Timmy. They aimed the arm-cannons and powered up.

Timmy then spun the guitar around his neck, caught it, and strummed a power chord.

The guitar blasted a ray of light that disintegrated them, but as they disappeared, they reveal The Lead Eliminator with his bigger form with a leather jacket and sunglasses. "You cannot stop the Darkness." he stated aggressively before opening his mouth and sucking in Timmy suddenly.

"Ahhhh!" Timmy screamed as he was pulled inside and the mouth then closed with him in it.

"The Chosen One is eliminated." The Lead Eliminator stated. Suddenly, he began begins to tremble and crack followed by the sound of a power chord and lights shined out from inside The Lead Eliminator as it exploded and revealed Timmy in a power stance, holding the white wand.

"And you cannot stop THE CHOSEN ONE." Timmy proclaimed before playing a little lick.

Soon, the words "YOU WIN" flashed across the screen as the score points tallied up to (11,501) and a gold star appeared on the screen with "Rank: Chosen One."

"And that's how you play: The Chosen One Video Game!" Timmy soon announced as he turned from the monitor, holding The White Wand Controller, similar to that of Guitar Hero as it was all just a game and he was playing for his new fans.

"Well, that was quick." Patch commented.

"Right?" asked Lionel. "Who'd have guessed this whole Chosen One Mania would grip Fairy World so suddenly?"

"I guess that's just fads for ya," Cherry replied before looking over. "Hey, Dimples. Hey, Amber."

"Hi, guys." Darla and Amber said as they walked by.

"Getting in on the hype of your cousin and new friend, huh?" Cherry asked.

"Yeah! Sure sounds interesting." Darla nodded.

"I just hope Timmy tries to stay humble and not let all of this go to his head," Amber added. "Sorry we missed the last adventure though."

"It's Timmy," Lionel responded dryly. "With him, asking for humility is a bit too much."

"Yeah, I know, I just often try to look on the bright side of things," Amber replied with a shrug. "I was willing to try to befriend and give Ivy de Vil a chance after all when she went to my aunt's farm with her aunt."

"You didn't know she was the very essence of packaged evil," Lionel shrugged. "It could've happened to anybody."

"Fair point." Amber replied before looking over and waving.

Timmy then saw Amber and waved back at her.

"I hear when you play this game you feel like you're The Chosen One." The first fairy game geek said to his friend as they played Timmy's video game.

"Don't call my house anymore 'cuz I'm gonna play this game 'til I DIE!" The second fairy game geek replied, looking hypnotized and drooly as he played the game with his friend.

"Chosen One! Chosen One! Chosen One!" The fans in line then cheered as the others met up with Timmy, including his fairy family.

"Amber, Darla, Annabelle, isn't this awesome?" Timmy grinned at his cousin and girl friends. "Thousands of fans cheering for me. As they should."

"It's quite an experience, yes." Darla replied as she would know all about that.

"They love you, Timmy!" said Wanda. "You defeated The Darkness and saved Fairy World!"

"You're like a movie action hero!" Cosmo added. "Except you don't have rugged good looks, tight glutes, a trophy wife who loves you for your money, as opposed to your first wife who supported your failing career and loved you when you had nothing, and you don't have cool catchphrases!"

"Hey, my glutes are very tight!" Timmy protested, poking one of his buttocks. His hand sank into the flab. "...Sorta. And I do need a cool action phrase, like 'Don't touch my cheese', or 'Hungry? How about a filet o' fist?'"

"...Yeah, let's work on those." Wanda advised.

"I think I'd take the second one over the first one." Cherry replied.

"I'll take that as a compliment as you're usually dark and depressing." Timmy said to her.

Cherry blinked before she bore her teeth to do a big Disney Princess-like grin for a few seconds, then went back to a stoic frown.

"Chosen One! Chosen One! Chosen One!" The fairies continued to cheer for Timmy as he ate up all of the attention with much glee and gusto.

However, a pink lightning bolt hit the stage, prompting Amber to look over at her best friend, but Darla shook her head as she wasn't responsible for that.

"Do not cheer for Timmy Turner! I am the true Chosen One!" Turbo Thunder proclaimed once he arrived on the scene.

"Oh, no." Timmy groaned.

"Here we go again." Annabelle added as she rolled her eyes.

"For it was I, Turbo Thunder, who trained himself for many years to harness the power of light in order to defeat the Darkness!" Turbo Thunder continued to the fairies. "And I would have, too, if I wasn't late. Stupid daylight savings!" he then complained. "Spring forward, fall back! Come on!"

"Wow." Atticus, Mo, and Patch said together, unimpressed.

"You know the saying, you snooze, you lose," Lionel rolled his eyes.

"...you stink!" shouted one fairy.

"You won't think I stink when the Darkness returns, and I save you with my mighty Thunder-Pits!" Turbo Thunder retorted.

As he dramatically lifted his arms, a gust of wind began to blow. Suddenly, a kinetic ball of magical lightning formed out of his armpits, then between his raised hands.

"Oh, that's real attractive..." Wanda scoffed.

Seconds later, Turbo Thunder was beaned with a barrage of tomatoes.

"YOUR THUNDER-PITS STINK!" shouted the same fairy.

Soon after, Timmy wiped away some tomato juice as he was at a signing table. A fairy fan arrived with his Game Wand controller.

"Hi, I'm Spunky," he said. "Will you sign my white wand controller, Chosen One?"

"'To Spunky'," Timmy said as he wrote. "'Keep rocking, signed the Chosen One, your hero who stopped the Darkness and you love 'cuz he's so coo-ell'."

As Timmy handed back the wand, Wanda poofed in wearing a headset. "Sorry to interrupt, your Modest One," she said. "But we're late for your White Wand statue dedication."

"What?!" Timmy exclaimed. "I can't leave my fans who totally love the Cho--"

POOF! They were gone in a flash.

Soon, they arrived at Fairy Town Hall which had the sound of thunderous applause. Timmy then waved at the crowd since he was their ultimate hero.

Jorgen was standing next to a covered statue as a crowd and TV cameras were gathered as everybody soon appeared to the scene that Wanda had told Timmy about. "...And that's why we dedicate to Timmy Turner this Chosen One Statue of him holding the real white wand that stopped the Darkness! And... If we have time, some other, but probably not as impressive statues of the others who helped him on his journey." he then added before pulling the tarp off the statue that was of Timmy holding the real White Wand Guitar.

"Chosen One! Chosen One!" The fans cheered.

"Hmm... Not really sure if that captures my heroic essence." Timmy remarked about the statue.

Murray then flicked the marble glutes of the statue. "Yeah, the glutes on this baby are way too tight." he then noted.

"Come on, Gluteus Maximus. It's time to hit the talk-show circuit." Wanda soon told Timmy.

"What? And leave thousands of screaming fans who love the Cho--" Timmy replied in the same way only for...

POOF! Suddenly, there was a TV Talk Show Studio shown with the host, Billy Crystalball at his desk, with Timmy in a guest chair, sitting there and dressed cool with some shades.

"We are back with everyone's favorite soft-gluted superhero, The Chosen One," Billy soon told his audience before looking at his young guest. "Tell us, Big C, are you scared the Darkness might come back and try to, oh, I don't know, destroy you and your friends?" he then asked.

"Well if the Darkness does come back it better come hungry." Timmy replied.

"Why's that?" Billy wondered.

"'Cuz I plan on serving it up some Filet of Fist!" Timmy then quipped before holding up his fists as they suddenly lit with fire.

"I still don't mind that catchphrase, but where did the fire come from?" Cherry asked. "Timmy's not Prince Zuko."

"Oh, he wished them up while Wanda was in the can." Cosmo replied.

"Very classy, Cosmo." Annabelle rolled her eyes slightly.

By this point, Timmy had worked the fairy crowd into a frenzy. "That's why The Darkness is NEVER comin' back!" he exclaimed, pumping his fists in the air. "Whoop! Whoop!"

Atticus began to twinge slightly.

"Doooon't. Saaaaay. Anything." Cherry told him.

"I'm not." Atticus replied.

"Let's try to keep it that way, Superboy." Cherry nodded firmly.

Atticus nodded in return as they continued to bond with Timmy.

Soon, a movie trailer was being shown that looked like a hotter and sexier version of Timmy and Annabelle's adventure with The White Wand with two very attractive fairy actors as the two kids and the one for Timmy even had his own buck teeth.

"He was just a normal gorgeous Earth boy with tight glutes who saved Fairy World with his fists of fury and she was his very misunderstood, but very loyal and kind, supportive lady love," An announcer's voice soon said, sounding very dark and dramatic, but nothing could live up to the late, great Don LaFontaine. "Shimmer Fairybunker is Timmy Turner in 'The Chosen One: Ninja'! Featuring Drew Fairymore as the helpless and clingy girlfriend who gets in trouble every five minutes, Annabelle Greening!"

In the trailer, Shimmer, with a mustache, was surrounded by Eliminators. He suddenly ripped off his clothes to reveal... He was a ninja! Of course, the trailer was being viewed on a plasma-screen TV, in the Chosen One suite of the Fairymont Hotel... And what a sweet suite! Timmy was watching it from an in-floor hot tub.

"Cool! Fairywood adapted Timmy and Annabelle's life story for the big screen!" Murray soon cheered.

"But when did you become a ninja?" Wanda asked her godson as she fed her actual son with a bottle.

"I might have tweaked the script a little." Timmy replied.

"Is your actor having a big romantic action kiss with a Trixie Tang look-alike?" Cherry soon asked.

"Ah, I got over Trixie Tang a long time ago," Timmy shrugged. "That wasn't my idea."

"So you do care about Annabelle..." Cherry then smirked.

"What?! I didn't say that!" Timmy cried out as Cherry chuckled in a stilted way since she was a goth. "Stop laughing, Cherry!" he then complained.

Poof soon zoomed out of Wanda's arms and floated five inches from the TV. He soon began to love Ninja action. Shimmer was then kissing a Trixie look-alike then spun her away to fight Ninjas as Drew began to look jealous and pouty in the background. Chop! Crack! Chop!

"Hungry? How about a filet of fist?!" Shimmer soon asked the ninjas as Timmy mouthed the words along with him before the actor was then kicking the crap out of the Eliminators.

Poof was soon watching at close range and made ninja moves, repeating the action.

Wanda then poofed over to her infant son. "Poof shouldn't be watching this! The violence could negatively influence him." she then scolded.

"Relax, that's just a myth." Cosmo reassured.

"And then Poof suddenly acts like a baby ninja in 3, 2, 1." Atticus then cued.

"STOP. DOING. THAT." Cherry seethed, hissing through her clenched teeth.

"Sorry." Atticus replied.

"I don't think you are sometimes." Cherry rolled her eyes in response.

And soon, Poof was doing as Atticus predicted, though it was a bit cute and funny since he was a round baby, but then suddenly, he kicked Wanda into Cosmo before they both fell into the hot tub because of that, splashing about.

"Are you guys okay?" Annabelle asked Cosmo and Wanda.

"We're okay!" The couple replied.

"Aw, they're fine." Murray said with a smile at Annabelle.

Annabelle smiled back in response.

Timmy then decided to make a call on the house phone. "Yeah, this is The Chosen One in the chosen one suite. Can I get four strawberry shakes, six double cheese pizzas, extra towels, and... Anyone else want something?" he then requested and listed before asking the others in the room.

Cosmo popped up as a green rubber ducky. "Nine pounds of cocktail weenies!" he exclaimed.

"Make the pizzas stuffed crust!" Lionel responded.

"...And nine pounds of cocktail weenies," Timmy added. "Also, the pizzas are stuffed crust."

And as he hung up... POOF! Four pink milkshakes, a stack of stuffed crust pizzas, and a huge pile of cocktail weenies then arrived as well as a waiter who had a bill.

Timmy then signed the bill before the waiter POOFed away and he then sipped one of the milkshakes. Mo picked up a pizza slice before frowning as she saw pepperoni before Atticus used his own magic to turn it into a vegetarian pizza so that she would enjoy it.

"Don't touch my weenies!" Cosmo soon called out before looking inspired. "Hey, that can be my catchphrase!"

"I think you might wanna rethink that a little." Cherry suggested.

"Timmy, don't you think it's time to wrap up the 'Chosen One' thing and, oh, I don't know, get back to Earth and school and be good ol' regular Timmy Turner again?" Wanda soon suggested. "Molly, Sally, Dwight, and Winston have already gone back to their old and normal lives with THEIR fairy godparents."

"Yeah... No." Timmy then said.

As Cosmo conjured up a bib and some forks, Poof spin-kicked him aside and looked to the sides...before spitting up, and then resuming his vigil.

"That's it; no more action movies for Poof!" Wanda exclaimed, before she got kicked away.

Timmy just sipped his shake. "Why would I wanna go home when I can do THIS?" he asked before picking up the phone. "Yeah, this is the Chosen One; can I have a giant pile of wrapped presents sent up to the Chosen One suite? And don't tell me what's in them, surprise me!"

POOF! A giant pile of wrapped presents then arrived after the phone was hung up.

Timmy then signed the bill then opened a present.

"What is it?" Annabelle asked the boy.

"Roller skates? Well, I did say surprise me." Timmy shrugged after he saw what he got.

"But I bet your parents are worried sick about you!" Wanda replied.

"Also probably Annabelle's brother and father." Murray then added as Wanda had a point.

"Yes, definitely, Murray," Wanda nodded before facing her husband. "Aren't they Cosmo?" she then asked.

Cosmo soon ate his weenies, but no one could hear a word he said when he replied to his wife. "Glarbar-glubglub-chobble-munch..."

"What's that Cosmo? We should poof Timmy and the others back home before he wishes us not to?" Wanda then replied quickly before she waved her wand suddenly. "Okay!"

POOF! They were soon back into the Turner residence.

"That was sooo uncool," Timmy glared at his fairy godmother before he saw his cousin. "Hey, Amber."

"Hey." Amber replied as she put her hand up in greeting.

"I can see how that excuse would work for Annabelle's family," Lionel commented. "But Timmy's parents? Worried about him? Don't you think you're reaching a bit?"

"Oh, come on. How bad could they be?" Atticus replied. "They aren't so bad when I first met them."

"How about that adventure when Timmy wished to be on TV?" Cherry reminded.

"Well, yeah, that was bad, but they can't be so bad right now, right?" Atticus then said.

Cherry scoffed and rolled her eyes as she could very easily see where this would be going.

"Weenies! Where for art thou weenies?" Cosmo soon cried out.

Poof then kicked him across the room, making some cool Ninja poses, and spun up out of frame like in Crouching Tiger.

"Oh, Timmy! Are you home?" Mr. Turner soon called out from outside.

"See! I told you your parents missed you and are worried sick." Wanda then told her godson.

"Okay, maybe you're right." Timmy replied then.

Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof then POOFed into the fishbowl as Timmy's parents burst into his room wearing ski outfits.

"Hey, sweetie, your father and I just got back from our amazing ski trip and we were wondering..." Mrs. Turner greeted and began to say.

"Did we forget to bring you?" Mr. Turner added as he asked.

Timmy, Cherry, and Lionel then shot Wanda and Atticus a look who smiled sheepishly in response.

"Yeah, but it's okay. I'm the Chosen One with adventurers as my new babysitters." Timmy then told his parents.

"Great!" Mr. and Mrs. Turner then cheered as they ripped away ski wear to reveal tropical sun outfits while Mrs. Turner appeared to wear her red scarf across her head.

"'Cuz now it's time to pack for our tropical vacation!" Mrs. Turner then cheered.

"And this time we promise not to forget you and Amber can come along this time!" Mr. Turner added.

Timmy's parents then suddenly dashed away to get ready for their next trip as the fairies then poofed back to normal.

"Ooh, a vacation with your parents," Wanda smiled hopefully. "A perfect opportunity to re-connect with your parents and Earth."

"3... 2... 1." Timmy then suddenly cued.

Suddenly, the front door was heard slamming and the car suddenly zoomed away.

"First, now you know how annoying it is when you do it, but I doubt that," Lionel responded. "And second, your faith in others is both inspiring and pathetic. Sometimes your hope is wasted on the hope-less."

"Well, I just try to look on the bright side of things, there's nothing wrong with that." Atticus defended.

"And they wonder why I'm so deadpan and on the darker side of things." Cherry rolled her eyes slightly.

"So, Amber, why aren't you home?" Mo soon asked the redheaded girl.

"My parents aren't home and I have this very weird feeling," Amber explained. "I asked Darla to check her house too just in case anything strange was going on."

"Well, Timmy's parents are super-neglectful," Lionel shrugged. "And they only get away with it because apparently Dimmsdale doesn't believe in Child Services..."

"Alright. Alright." Atticus then said.

"Timmy was right, you were wrong, and I want my weenies back." Cosmo soon said simply.

"And I want all the other stuff!" Timmy added.

"Fine." Wanda groaned a bit before she then poofed up the stack of weenies, pizza, presents, and milkshakes.

Cosmo then grabbed a weenie and ate it like an Eliminator. "Must eliminate weenie... GAH!" he then said before suddenly being knocked out of the way, hitting the wall and then the ground.

Crouching, Poof then spun and landed in the scene.

"...Did anyone else see that?" Cherry asked about how Cosmo ate his food the way he did.

"Yeah," Lionel asked. "Why?"

"That just seemed... Strange." Cherry said.

"You mean how Cosmo just ate like that?" Atticus replied before shrugging. "I wouldn't worry about it."

"Yeah, Cherry. You're probably just shaken up because of what we all had to go through before." Mo added.

"Could be," Lionel shrugged. "Perhaps it's alluding to something."

Cherry still looked a bit unsure about what was going on right now.

"And now it's time to get back to Fairy World," Timmy soon said before he suddenly grew intense. "I'm an action hero, Wanda. If there's a cry for help, The Chosen One must heed that call." he then stated like an adult.

"But the Darkness hasn't come back, and nobody is crying for help!" Wanda retorted.

"Timmy Turner! Like, HELP!" A surfer dude voice soon called out.

"Wrong again, woman." Cosmo then teased his wife.

"Quick! To my gelatinous space friend whose call I must heed!" Timmy then suddenly proclaimed heroically.

"Uh... Who?" Atticus then asked.

"Oh, that's right. You guys never met Mark Chang," Timmy then said. "Well, that's about to change."

"So... Maybe some explanation?" asked Cherry.

"Alright, alright," Timmy said as he guided the others downstairs. "A year-and-a-half-ago, Chester, AJ, and I were watching an episode of 'Crash Nebula', and then after it ended, we decided to play Crash Nebula, but we needed an alien to be our bad guy, so Cosmo and Wanda poofed one up."

"You couldn't just make one up?" Lionel asked.

"We aren't exactly creative," admitted Wanda. "That's sorta the kid's department."

"Turns out, the alien they poofed up is Mark Chang, this dude from a planet called Yugopotamia," Timmy continued. "And his parents weren't too happy about their son getting taken, but before I could wish him back, he saw Vicky yelling at us, and got a huge crush on her."

"Anything else?" Atticus then asked.

"That pretty much sums it up," Timmy replied. "There's another thing with him having an evil and beautiful princess who wants to marry him to unite their planets to team up and destroy the Earth, but that's about it."

"Yikes." Atticus winced about the part where the two alien races would team up and destroy the Earth.

"Now then... As we were!" Timmy then proclaimed.

And then, they went outside to meet a cephalopod-like alien with an exposed brain who was in the Turner's yard.

"Timmy Turner! My planet was, like, attacked by metal robot dudes and eaten by a big swirly thing of death!" The alien cried out, talking like a totally radical surfer dude, sounding very panicked and urgent.

"So the Darkness is back?" Timmy asked. "Well, I hope it wants a big filet of--" And then the weight of Mark's words hit him. "THE DARKNESS IS BACK! Ahhhh!" he screamed, before he dived into a knothole in a tree.

"Spoken like a true action hero." Wanda commented sarcastically.

"Oh, for sure." Cherry added, just as sardonic.

Mark then began to pull Timmy out of the tree with two tentacles. "But you are like 'The Chosen One' and these guys have been on a lot of adventures with and without you and you must help me fight."

"Heh, heh, technically I'm not the Chosen One," Timmy replied with a sheepish smile. "Although they call me the Chosen One, it's actually incorrect."

"Wait a second! How did YOU know Timmy was The Chosen One and how do you know about our adventures?" Cherry asked the alien suspiciously. "No one ever told you those things!"

"Cherry's right! ...And you're holding me kinda tight." Timmy added as he struggled.

"Because I must ELIMINATE TIMMY TURNER AND CHERRY BUTLER AND HER FRIENDS!" Mark replied before opening his mouth suddenly and it became a swirling black portal.

Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof then grabbed onto the bed.

"It's an Eliminator!" Cosmo and Wanda instantly panicked.

"Seriously?! These guys again?!" Cherry complained before she looked at the fourth wall. "But then again, I probably should've anticipated this."

"Well, the narrator did say that was only part one," Lionel admitted. "But it's not your fault. Let's send these phonies to the junk pile!"

"All right then," Cherry said before calling out. "Let's go!"

"I've got magic this time!" Timmy then exclaimed. "I wish the Mark Eliminator was gone!"

Cosmo and Wanda held out their wands only for... SNAP! Two tentacles grabbed the wands and pulled them away!

"And the Eliminator has more arms this time." Timmy then groaned.

"It's okay, Timmy! You got our help too!" Atticus reassured as he took a brave stance as always.

"Yeah!" Mo agreed. "So I say we go full Car Compactor on him!"

"Let's do this thing!" Cherry proclaimed.

Soon, everybody in the group assumed their positions to help out.

Timmy was soon sucked into the Eliminator's mouth right away, panicking his fairy godparents instantly.

"Timmy! Noooooo!" The fairies cried out.

"There's nothing we can do!" Cosmo replied.

"Not if we can help it!" Atticus replied before lifting up the Eliminator like it was weightless before he began to toss it around in his hands to shake out Timmy.

Mo then squeezed and strangled the Eliminator with her vines from the ground to help out.

"Whoa! Look out, guys!" Cherry warned the two.

Atticus and Mo looked over, then tossed the Eliminator a few miles away from them and an escape pod then smashed into the scene and crushed the Eliminator instantly as the tentacle holding Timmy went flying.

"Whoa... Was that from outer space?" Patch asked.

"I think so, yeah." Cherry nodded.

"Gah!" Timmy yelped as he went flying and the tentacle holding him soon shorted out and transformed into an Eliminator arm.

The escape pod then opened to reveal Mark Chang. "Yo. Earth buds! What's up?" The alien greeted them once he arrived on the planet.

"The Darkness is back." Timmy stated out of exasperation, holding up the arm of the Eliminator.

As Mark disembarked from his ship, Cosmo screamed in shock. "Ah! It's another Mark Eliminator!" he cried.

Poof reached into his onesie, pulled out his diaper, and threw it at Mark like a shuriken. The gelatinous tentacled alien opened his mouth, and swallowed the diaper whole.

"Oooh, diaper delight!" Mark beamed. "Thanks, li'l purple dude!"

"No vortex mouth...eats dirty diapers..." Timmy noted. "...yup, it's the real Mark."

At that point, Mark grabbed Timmy with love and gusto. "Timmy Turner! O, greatest warrior in the universe, you must help me defeat the metal warriors and swirling evil that has destroyed my entire plan-net!" he bellowed.

Underneath Mark's pod, the Eliminator's feet curled up (like The Wicked Witch), leaving a strange pink-colored device in its place. 

Wanda picked it up. "And they stole your fakeifiers!" she exclaimed.

Mark suddenly dropped Timmy, and grabbed the device before putting it onto his waistband like a belt buckle." A new fakeifier! With wi-fi!" he grinned.

"Uh... Congratulations?" Cherry replied.

"Did he just eat--" Mo began to ask.

"Yes, but we're not talking about it," Patch interrupted. "I've seen worse to be honest with you and not just my brother Rolly."

"Let's just say Yugopotamians are the opposite when it comes to what's good and bad." Timmy told the others.

"Good to know." Atticus nodded.

Mark soon spun the fakeifer and turned into a bear, then Tina Turner, and then finally, into a teen heartthrob. "Cool, I'm Justin Jake Ashton! Earth teen dream with three first names." he then remarked proudly.

Timmy pulled the fakeifier off Mark, and inspected it.

"So that's how the Eliminator was able to disguise himself...!" Lionel exclaimed.

"But why would The Darkness destroy Yugopotamia and not the rest of the universe?" inquired Wanda.

"Maybe it doesn't want to destroy the universe, just Timmy," Cosmo spoke up. "I mean if I tried to eat the universe and a squishy-butted boy stopped me, I'd want to take him out before I tried again. Right?"

"Uh..." Atticus blinked with wide eyes.

"Did Cosmo just figure this whole thing out?" Wanda asked, sounding very stunned.

"THE DARKNESS WANTS TO TAKE ME OUT!" Timmy then suddenly cried out. "I mean, this looks like a job for THE CHOSEN ONE!

"Yes! I knew you'd, like, help me, Timmy Turner!" Mark grinned hopefully.

"Not me. Turbo Thunder. There's no way I'm fighting the Darkness again." Timmy corrected.

"But Timmy... Don't you like being The Chosen One?" Patch asked.

"Don't get me wrong, I like getting all the stuff that comes with being The Chosen One," Timmy replied. "Just not the part where I have to be The Chosen One and fight the Darkness! How do you guys handle these bad guys and adventures all the time anyway?!"

"We didn't choose the adventure life, the adventure life chose us." Cherry replied.

"Is that your new action phrase? 'Cuz it's kinda long." Cosmo piped up.

"Look. We just find Turbo Thunder; he fires his 'thunder-bolts' at the Darkness; the darkness goes bye-bye and I live happily ever after in Dimmsdale and plan my future with Annabelle!" Timmy soon planned out.

The others hid a slight smirk as they looked at Timmy since he talked about Annabelle.

"Uh... I meant I'm gonna marry Trixie Tang!" Timmy then covered up.

"Timmy, it's okay to get over some crushes, it just shows you're growing up," Cherry replied. "Besides, Annabelle's better for you than Trixie."

"Except for maybe that one time we turned Timmy into a girl so that he could figure out what to get for her birthday and found out her big secret that no one else knows about, not even the other popular kids!" Cosmo then added.

"Yeah, but do you really expect them to follow up on that?" Lionel replied.

"I guess that makes sense." Cosmo replied.

"So what do we do now?" Atticus asked Timmy.

"First up, we find Turbo Thunder." Timmy stated.

"He's probably still in Fairy World no doubt." Patch suggested.

"Then we'll look there." Timmy replied.

POOF! They were gone into Fairy World to look for the supposed true Chosen One.

Chapter Text

In downtown Fairy World, Turbo was holding a sign that read "The Darkness is Coming!" and he looked a little beatdown like those crazy people on the streets who talk about the end of the world being near. "The Darkness is coming back!" he told the fairies in warning.

Stanley and Sally soon passed by and Stanley dropped a quarter in a cup next to the strange warrior man.

"Thanks. And you'll all be sorry you rejected the true Chosen One, Turbo Thunder!" Turbo then said to that.

Then suddenly, Jorgen arrived at the scene. "I'm only sorry I didn't ban you from Fairy World sooner." he then said.

"What?! I'm Turbo Thunder," Turbo panicked. "You can't ban me from--"

POOF! He was gone and in another POOF! Timmy and the others had arrived.

"Hey, you just missed me banning Turbo Blunder from Fairy World!" Jorgen then said to the group.

"Did you just say you BANNED TURBO THUNDER?!" shouted Timmy. "Where is he?"

"Who knows, who cares?" Jorgen retorted. "He kept ranting that 'The Darkness was coming back!' ...What a laugh."

"The Darkness is coming back." The kids responded.

"Oooooh!" Jorgen replied.

"So now what?" Patch asked.

"I'm sure you two remember where to go." Jorgen then said, though faced Cherry and Lionel.

"Cave of Destiny?" Cherry guessed.

"Cave of Destiny." Jorgen nodded.

And so, they left to go for The Cave of Destiny as Jorgen had suggested. The group was then studying the cave prophecy. The last image they saw was the drawing from earlier which was of Timmy holding The White Wand.

"What are you saying that I missed a hidden part of the cave prophecy?" Jorgen replied. "Turner, I have the eyes of an eagle, the speed of a puma, and the wisdom of a great horned owl..."

"Apparently not in this case." Cherry snarked.

Timmy brushed his hand over the cave wall, revealing the start of a second series of drawings.

"'Part 2: How to Find The Second Wand'?" Lionel read the title above.

"Okay, maybe it's the eyes of a mole and the wisdom of a clothes hamper, but I still have the strength of a lion," said Jorgen. "Stand back!" He poofed up a magic scrub brush and squeegee that washed the dust off the wall, revealing another prophecy story.

Fireballs could be shown hitting a certain alien planet.

"Okay... Anybody have any ideas of what this could mean?" Cherry asked flatly.

"Yo! That's, like, Yugopotamia getting attacked!" Mark spoke up.

Timmy was at the end of the prophecy with another drawing: the Chosen One stood above a dark blue planet, but this time he was holding a second wand in a crystal scabbard which told the boy one thing. "THERE'S A SECOND WAND?!" he then cried out.

"Poof-Poof!" Poof piped up as he studied a picture of a red ninja on the wall.

"The Red Ninja!" Jorgen gasped at the picture. "As a young boy I heard about the legend of an all-powerful red destroyer, but it looks like it's more than a legend."

Poof looked over and then of course mimicked the drawing and gave it the evil eye.

"No, Poof. You're not taking on The Red Ninja," Wanda chided her son. "Timmy and the others are."

"No, I'm not." Timmy retorted quickly.

On the other end of the drawing, it showed the Eliminators surrounding fairies with a broken rainbow overhead.

"Check it out!" Cosmo laughed. "This cave picture looks like the Eliminators taking over Fairy World! ...Wait, that's not funny."

"No, it's not." Cherry told the green-haired fairy rather bluntly.

MEANWHILE...

Cupid and Juandissimo were shown to be outside of a cafe, hanging out together.

It was unusually busy on the street full of fairies.

"Ugh. This is solid," Cupid complained as he was trying to cut through a heart-shaped piece of chocolate like a steak, but failed quite terribly. "I said I wanted the caramel-filled chocolate heart."

"Why don't you have a salad for once?" Juandissimo retorted. "Caramel makes you irritable."

"No, what makes me irritable is how busy it is in downtown today," Cupid scoffed before looking around the various other fairies. "What's with all the fairies?"

Suddenly... CLICK! 3/4's of the fairies turned into Eliminators which only meant one thing.

"Those aren't fairies. They are Eliminators!" Juandissimo realized in horror. "But they are shiny and I look fantastic on their chests." he then quickly complimented.

WHOOSH! The Eliminators' swirly mouths opened and they started sucking as the fairies soon had terrified faces.

"Aaaaugh!" The fairies screamed and panicked as they were in danger once more.

Back in The Cave of Destiny, Jorgen suddenly had a gut feeling.

"Anyone else feel that something terrible, strange, or both could be going on in Fairy World without our notice?" Atticus soon asked the others.

"I don't know about that, Wiccan boy, but I just felt a disturbance in the fairy force," Jorgen replied. "Like a thousand fairies cried out in agony. We must quickly decipher part two of the prophecy, find the wand and stop The Darkness. Again." he then suggested.

Below the drawing of Timmy holding the wand was something written in a cryptic language.

"But the message looks like it was written by a complete moron!" Wanda exclaimed.

"Stand back. I speak complete moron!" Cosmo told her. " 'Blabbity, blah-blah, give Cosmo nine pounds of cocktail weenies'!"

"It does not say that!" Wanda retorted.

"YES, IT DOOOOOES~!" Cosmo said, mystically.

Mark pushed past Cosmo and took a look. "Uh, it says 'The second wand lies on the dark side of The Blue Moon'." he translated.

"It's written in Yugopotamian?" Timmy asked, incredulously.

"Shyeah! Which is kinda freakin' me out, 'cuz why would my native tongue be scribbled on a cave wall in FREAKY FLOATY RAINBOW LAND?!" exclaimed Mark.

"That is a very good question." Atticus remarked.

"Indeed," Patch added. "It seems more confusing than the language they use in Equestria." Patch added.

"You're freaked?" Jorgen replied to the alien teen. "I think my mole vision saw those stalagmites move."

Suddenly, the stalagmites turned into three Eliminators, including the leader. "ELIMINATE TIMMY TURNER AND CHERRY BUTLER." they then spoke darkly before sucking the wands out of Cosmo, Jorgen, Poof, and Wanda's hands instantly.

"Ahh! Our wands!" Jorgen soon cried out.

"Oh, come on! They're gonna take their wands?" Patch complained and then asked.

"And why do they want Cherry too?" Mo added.

One of the Eliminators then shot a certain net from its hand blasters, taking the fairies with it.

"Ahhh! Butterfly nets!" Cosmo and Wanda cried out.

"Ahhhh! Hold me, Turner!" Mark then cried out before jumping into Timmy's arms suddenly.

"You have no power now, Chosen One and Cherry Butler. And I will finally eliminate you both." The Lead Eliminator demanded before his arm transformed into a massive arm blaster.

"Oh, doesn't she?" Atticus replied very matter-of-factly, before seeing Lionel was gone.

"Oil-gram for one E. Liminator, first name, Lead?" Lionel asked, dressed like a porter, holding a box while standing at the cave entrance. "Oil-gram for Lead E. Liminator?"

"What is he doing?" Atticus asked.

"Shh! Let him work." Cherry hissed and shushed quietly.

Atticus glanced over at his best friend before looking back as Lionel kept saying what he was saying, trying to get attention.

"Oil-gram for Lead E. Liminator? Oil-gram for Lead E. Liminator?" Lionel continued until The Lead Eliminator turned around.

"What is this?" The Lead Eliminator demanded while turning around.

"Sign, please." Lionel said, holding out a clipboard.

The Lead Eliminator looked at the other two Eliminators and soon turned one arm into a pen and signed the clipboard to get the "oil-gram".

Lionel took the clipboard back. "Thank you." he responded, before he strolled out of the cave entrance, plugging his ears on the way out.

"Open it, open it!" said the second Eliminator, eager. 

The Lead Eliminator opened the box, and... KA-BOOM!!!

As a thick cloud of smoke surrounded them, Lionel poofed back over to the group. "Applause later!" he said, grabbing them. "Escape NOW!" And he shoved them through a portal in the cavern wall.

The others cried out as they were suddenly shoved in and were luckily out of any further danger. At least for right now.

"Ha! The Chosen One got away! You lose!" Jorgen taunted the Eliminators. "Well, you don't lose, but you don't win either."

"Put them with the others, then find and ELIMINATE TIMMY TURNER AND CHERRY BUTLER!" declared The Lead Eliminator.

"Wait... 'Others'?" asked Wanda, confused.

Meanwhile, a maximum-security island in Fairy World was shown with the sign that read: "Abracatraz." All the fairies in Fairy World were stuffed in a butterfly net cell and even Murray, Swizzle, Irving, and Stanley were taken, but those who weren't too crazy about seeing their godchildren appear in this adventure crossover don't have to worry because they had their fill in this adventure story. Juandissimo and Cupid could be shown to be peeking through the netting.

"You cannot keep all of Fairy World locked up, and love always conquers over Darkness!" Cupid soon proclaimed.

"And my sexiness can never be contained. See!" Juandissimo added before ripping off his shirt.

An Eliminator soon hit a button and steel doors slammed down around the fairy cell.

"It's so dark! We can't conquer this!" Cupid soon cried out.

"Okay, who just touched my nipple?!" Juadissimo added.

"I gotta get out of here!" Murray said as he tried to find a way out. "Annabelle needs me!"

Meanwhile, in the next cell, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, and Jorgen were shown to be thrown in next with the toughest fairy in the universe shackled and chained up as not even he could escape from those unless he tried hard enough.

"What are we going to do?" Wanda soon panicked. "We're locked in Abracatraz, Fairy World's maximum-security prison."

"And who knows what happened to Timmy and the others?!" Cosmo added as he decided to comfort his wife instead of saying something brainless. "I hope it wasn't eaten by that cave prophecy!"

"I'll tell you what we are going to do. We are going to break out of this cell, get our wands back, and help Timmy Turner crush The Darkness along with Cherry and the others who are allowed to know his secret," Jorgen replied. "Now stand back for I also have the strength of a lion!" he then said before going into a macho chain-breaking pose before flexing and then suddenly giving up. "Did I say a lion? Perhaps it's more like a medium-sized cat thing like a lynx or a snow leopard." he then added out of defeat.

MEANWHILE, ON EARTH...

Timmy and the others materialized from the wall, but in Timmy's bedroom.

"Okay, now you can commend me on my gag." Lionel responded.

"Well, uh, Lionel, I gotta say, that was really something else." Atticus soon remarked.

"I'm sure Bugs Bunny would be proud." Cherry added.

"I know he would." Patch nodded.

"Never would've thought of that." Mo then said.

"Cool, we're wall vomit!" Mark grinned. "Now, WHAT'S GOING ON?!"

"Okay, chill... Uh... Alien guy..." Cherry said.

"Prince Mark." Mark reminded her.

"Whatever," Cherry said before moving on. "We have a lot going on for ourselves and that includes being with Timmy due to this crazy trilogy wish."

"The Darkness is trying to destroy me and Cherry too for some reason, so I have to find the second wand to destroy The Darkness," Timmy explained. "And oh, yeah, you're our new sidekick." he then added.

"Yeaaaahhhh... No. It's the Chosen Uno, not the Chosen Duo," Mark replied as he decided to step away. "So, you go out and battle the sucky-bots and the 'not- Chosen-One or destined adventurer', that's me, will stay here and nosh on these tiny tubes of spicy flesh." he then added before he suddenly munched on some weenies.

"Oh, that is no way to talk!" Cherry glared suddenly.

"Yeah! May we remind you that you lost your entire planet to that thing and you read the prophecy?!" Timmy added. "Now, are you a man or a mouse?"

Mark then suddenly turned his fakeifier and became a mouse. "Like, Squeak?" he then shrugged in his new form.

"Wow." Atticus, Mo, and Patch said, unimpressed.

"Bah!" Lionel scoffed. "Be off with you, then! We've no time to keep an eye on sniveling cowards!"

"The Darkness may have taken my fairies, but I have the wisdom of a really smart animal, and the speed of a really fast animal!" Timmy declared. "And I will not be fooled by their surprise attacks!"

"Oh, Timmy!" called the Turners. "We have a surprise for you~!"

"I sadly don't trust this." Cherry remarked before she pinched Atticus's lips shut with one hand and covered Patch's muzzle with the other before they could say anything.

Atticus and Patch both muffled suddenly before Cherry smirked with narrowed eyes, almost looking dangerously cynical.

"Cool!" Timmy suddenly said before dashing away to see his parents.

"Timmy, don't!" Cherry then cried out in slight concern for the boy.

But of course, he ignored her and kept going along his way downstairs to find his parents in their tropical gear. "Surprise?! What's my surprise? Boy want surprise!!!" he then gushed out of anticipation.

"Here it is..." Mr. Turner began to say.

"ELIMINATE TIMMY TURNER." Mr. and Mrs. Turner suddenly said before opening their mouths and revealed themselves to be Eliminators!

Timmy then suddenly panicked and had a bit of a meltdown in reaction.

Mouse Mark soon dashed and skid into frame. "Back off nasty sucky-bots!" he then proclaimed before looking down, seeing he wouldn't be as much of a threat as a mere mouse. "Oh, wait, hold that thought."

The fakeifier then changed and transformed Mark into a certain singer who shared Timmy's name.

"No, no, not Tina..." Mark said before changing again.

The others started to come downstairs as Mark transformed himself and Cherry then had a bit of a satisfied smirk on her face, seeing the truth about Timmy's parents.

"Better. Sucky-Bots say hello to the Chang-aroo!" Mark then said as he turned into a giant pro-wrestling kangaroo. He then kicked the Eliminators off-screen, knocking them away with great power and force. "Now say goodbye!" he then added before shoving Timmy in his pouch and hopping away as Annabelle was shown to be outside and looking worried instead of back home like she said she would be.

"So much for 'I won't be fooled by their surprise attacks'..." Lionel commented dryly.

"He's a kid, but still..." Cherry added.

Mark soon slammed the door behind him after helping out Timmy.

"Thanks for saving me, buddy." Timmy said to his alien friend.

"Hey, it's what sidekicks do." Mark replied before transforming back to normal.

"And I will not get fooled again or believe what anyone says." Timmy then reassured.

A certain girl soon arrived in the front yard as Annabelle looked a little sad. "Hi, Timmy. I thought I would just stop over and make out with you." The girl then said and it was soon shown to be Trixie Tang of all people.

The others then looked over at Timmy.

"...Over her!" Timmy said before looking over. "...Annabelle? I thought she went home." he then remarked.

"Maybe you should go and check on her?" Cherry suggested. "Besides, it's not like I'm gonna fall for any distractions since these guys wanna Eliminate me too for whatever reason."

Suddenly, a familiar scream was heard.

"...Big brother senses tingling..." Atticus suddenly said. "Sounds like Darla."

"Wait, how do we know that's not a trap?" Lionel asked.

"I guess we don't." Cherry said thoughtfully.

Atticus took out a giant baseball bat and soon went to follow after the cry for help. Cherry rolled her eyes slightly before Timmy ignored Trixie before looking around.

"Annabelle? What're you doing here?" Timmy asked his friend. "I thought you went home to your dad and brother."

"They're gone... And I have no idea where they went." Annabelle pouted sadly.

"Okay, we've gotta keep on guard." Patch responded.

"C'mon, we'll go take a look around." Atticus told Annabelle.

"Thanks." Annabelle said.

Cherry glanced at Annabelle, picking her up, and even opening her mouth to check on her, then shrugged and set the girl back down on the ground.

"Uh, what was that about?" Annabelle asked Cherry.

"Sorry, I just wanted to make sure that you were you." Cherry replied.

"I mean, Trixie over there is so obviously an Eliminator." Lionel nodded.

"Is that that girl you have a crush on?" Annabelle asked Timmy.

"Actually, I'm trying to get over her even if I've wanted to kiss her since Kindergarten," Timmy explained before he was suddenly grabbed by the popular girl of Dimmsdale Elementary School suddenly. "Yah!"

"Kiss me... YOU FOOL!" Trixie demanded, puckering her lips until they turned into a vacuum mouth.

"Yeah! See?! I told you!" Cherry suddenly exclaimed.

Mark then saved Timmy from being sucked into the vortex with his tentacle.

"Good... Now let's move on..." Cherry said.

"Please, I still need help!" Darla's voice called out. "Atticus, help! It's so scary!"

Atticus looked around before groaning and he went over to go and help Darla since he was her big brother now.

"...Stop. Don't. Come back." Cherry said dryly in a Willy Wonka fashion.

"Okay, how could that not be a trap?" Lionel asked the others.

"Come on, we better go and help him before he gets himself killed." Cherry suggested.

"Read ya loud n' clear." Lionel nodded as he followed Cherry and the others.

Cherry and the others soon scattered about, though hiding behind and further away from Atticus.

"Darla, I'm right here," Atticus said, coming to his crying younger sister who was on the sidewalk on her knees and in tears. "What do you need me to do?"

"Simple... It's Dimple." Darla replied before looking up with a blank-eyed stare and evil grin until her mouth became a swirling vortex of horror.

"AAAUGH!" Atticus cried out. "Cherry, you were right!"

"Hit her with your baseball bat!" Cherry told him.

"But I can't hit girls!" Atticus reminded her.

"It's just a mindless Eliminator! Besides, attacking enemy lines is unisex!" Cherry retorted with a bit of a glare.

"So make with the hitting, bucko!" Lionel shouted. "Whoa... That is some case of deja vu..."

Atticus looked over at the Eliminator that resembled his little sister and soon struck it out right away with the baseball bat.

"See? That wasn't so bad, now was it!" Cherry remarked.

"That was hard..." Atticus said as he put his hand to his face. "I never wanna hurt Darla. She's a good kid."

"Oh, for the love of..." Cherry rolled her eyes before she looked back at him. "Look, we just gotta be extra careful right now. This adventure already seems more hectic than the last one with those sucky robots. No pun intended."

"Yeah, it's not like you actually hurt your sister," Mo added. "Just don't worry about it, all right?"

"...Well, okay," Atticus said, trying to keep it together. "I guess you guys are right."

"Of course I'm right, I'm a woman," Cherry smirked a bit boastfully at first. "Now let's move on before anything else happens."

"Eliminate Cherry Butler and Timmy Turner." The Eliminators demanded as they soon began to surround the group.

Annabelle then hid behind Timmy in concern, looking rather nervous.

"Okay, wisdom of a smart-animal-boy, what do we do now?" Mark soon asked his human frenemy.

Timmy then took off running for his life, grabbing Annabelle's hand on the way, leaving Mark behind.

"Run?! That's your great plan?" Mark complained as he and the others began to go after Timmy and Annabelle, catching up with them.

"I don't have the creativity of a really creative animal yet!" Timmy defended. "Isn't Cherry supposed to be the creative one anyway?!"

"Well, until we find something that can fend off the Eliminators before we find Wand #2, we may as well make do with what we've got," Lionel shrugged. "Besides, we couldn't risk them figuring me out if I used some of my own magical abilities to try and send them packing. If they DID, then there wouldn't be any hope of stopping them."

"I guess that's a good point." Atticus remarked.

"Right," nodded Lionel. "And that's why I'm gonna rely on my skills mostly."

"Good on you, Lionel," Cherry approved. "Maybe that would be a good call for the most part for all of us."

"Let's just hope Sabrina doesn't get involved if that's the case." Atticus said to himself.

The Eliminators soon fired fireballs, but luckily just narrowly missed the group, including Mark and Timmy.

Ahead in the street, Chester and AJ rose from a manhole.

"Timmy! Robotic aliens have taken over Dimmsdale!" Chester cried out.

"Jump in if you want to live!" AJ added.

"Trust them. They live in a sewer." Mark advised.

"That's a stupid reason to trust somebody." Lionel remarked, but the group made their way into the depths.

"You trust The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles." Cherry retorted with a playful smirk.

"Yes, but NOT JUST BECAUSE THEY LIVE IN A SEWER." retorted Lionel.

Cherry just had a rather impish smirk on her face.

Soon, they made it in the sewers with Chester and AJ who were Timmy's best friends.

"Sewer dwellers! Thank you for getting us out of that mess and into this one." Mark said to the two humans.

"So what should we do now?" Patch wondered.

"And now we must--" Chester began to say until he and AJ opened their mouths and they were shown to be Eliminators too. "ELIMINATE TIMMY TURNER." he then said with AJ.

"I can't believe the sewer dudes turned on us." Mark soon said.

"Why didn't I see that coming?" Cherry groaned and face-palmed herself.

"Or me," Atticus added. "Especially since I wanna be a detective when I grow up."

"Less whining, more escaping!" Lionel informed them. "You can beat yourselves up later!"

"Let's go!" Mo soon cried out.

"What now, sidekick boy?" Timmy soon asked his alien friend.

"Lucky for you I have the extremities of a squid and the knowledge of a sanitation employee." Mark said before slapping Timmy and Annabelle on his back before his legs suddenly spun like propellers and WHOOSH! The water kick-back sent the Chester and AJ

Eliminators backward and Mark took off through the sewers as Timmy rode him like a jet-ski.

"Hey! Wait for us!" Atticus called out before looking over. "Looks like we're going swimming, guys." he then told the rest of the group.

"In sewage?" Lionel asked dryly.

"You got a better idea?" Atticus retorted.

"Ugh... Fine!" Lionel replied. "I just don't want anyone gettimg sick from it."

"We'll clean it up later." Atticus said.

"You better hope so, Fudo." Lionel grumbled quietly.

Soon, they all jumped into the sewage disgustingly enough as Atticus began to swim like a mermaid, or rather, merboy.

Eventually, they made it out and landed back in Timmy's front yard.

"Ugh!" Cherry groaned. "I take back what I complained about the Ninja Turtles living in the sewers."

Atticus soon walked over to the garden hose and turned it on before spraying himself and the others with the water to wash away the repulsive sewage. Lionel shook himself off like a dog and began coating himself in multiple soaps before washing himself off, leaving his body glistening... And then he began scrubbing Cherry gently.

"Hey, hey! Now! Watch those hands." Cherry reminded Lionel, glaring a bit, though she was sure that he wouldn't try anything funny.

"Of course!" Lionel replied, steering his hands away from any private spots. "I'll just focus on your hair!"

"Well, all right," Cherry said before shrugging. "You ever think about what it'd be like if I had short hair?" she then pondered.

"You wanna cut your hair, Cherry?" Atticus soon asked.

"I didn't say that, I was just thinking out loud," Cherry replied. "It would probably be interesting to think about if I had short hair."

"If done correctly, then it would accentuate your already-obvious natural beauty while adding a bit of boyish flair." Lionel said as he finished up scrubbing her hair.

"I wouldn't call myself beautiful." Cherry shrugged, looking a little bashful in response to that.

"Well, I would~" Lionel beamed as he was now drying her hair with a fluffy towel. "But you probably already knew that!"

"Yeah... You would..." Cherry admitted before she looked around herself. "I think we got it all."

Atticus walked over and checked on his best friend before giving her two thumbs up.

"Thanks, Detective." Cherry smirked at him.

"Sure thing!" smiled Atticus warmly, giving a wink.

Cherry rolled her eyes in response as she and the others got adjusted to their new surroundings.

"Worst sidekick ever." Timmy ranted at his alien best friend.

"I won't argue that." Mark replied.

"Run?" Timmy then guessed.

"Big time." Mark nodded.

Timmy and Mark then dashed inside the house along with Annabelle and the others trailing behind.

Soon, they were in Timmy's bedroom, still full of all of the stuff he had wished for before with cocktail weenies, presents, roller-skates, and stuffed crust pizza.

"Wait, I have another plan!" Mark then announced before turning into a mouse and running into a hole in the room.

"What about us?" Timmy asked then.

"I don't think all of you guys will it in the hole." Mark replied.

"Seriously?!" Atticus and Mo complained.

"Oh, come on, Mark!" Annabelle frowned. "Don't be like that."

Suddenly, the wall of Timmy's bedroom ripped away, revealing the five Eliminators.

"Dead end, Timmy Turner." said one of them.

"Key word: 'end'." added the second one.

"Shouldn't the key word be 'dead'?" inquired the first Eliminator.

Suddenly The Lead Eliminator flew in and hovered in front of the other Eliminators. "Yes... It should," he declared, as the Eliminators joined hands and started forming a giant portal. "Enter the Darkness, Timmy Turner. You have no fairies, you have no weapons, and you have no options."

"You're forgetting one thing!" Mo soon called out.

The Eliminators soon looked over at Cherry and her friends, though Cherry began to look a little embarrassed.

"He still has us! His friends and allies for the path of good!" Mo then announced as she and the others stood bravely and heroically.

"And good always wins over evil no matter what happens!" Atticus added.

"That's right and evil will always lose!" Patch added.

"Guys, just fight already, okay?" Cherry groaned slightly. "You don't have to always announce that to our antagonists."

"Can I help too?" Annabelle spoke up.

"Yes, you can, just don't humiliate me, okay?" Cherry replied.

"I won't." Annabelle reassured.

"Anyway... TAKE THIS!" Cherry called out as she opened one of Timmy's surprise presents. "A boombox?! I was hoping that was gonna be a turbo blaster or something."

"Yeah, me too," Timmy agreed. "Oh, well; let's hope it really goes boom!" he then said before throwing the boombox in the vortex. The vortex then shorted out, and for a second we saw the metallic Eliminators appear again then they reformed the portal.

"Dudes. I don't think it likes the funk." Mark commented as he looked on.

Lionel grabbed up the roller skates. "Then let's see if he can rock-n-rollerskate!" he declared, as he spun his arm and hurled the skates in.

That just made the bad 'bots even MORE unstable; the Lead Eliminator sparked, short-circuited, and its voice sped-up and slowed-down. "Stop Timmy Turn--elimina--ch-chosen...eliminate--!" he twitched and sputtered.

"Now... Let's see how he likes my weenies!" Timmy smirked proudly. "Not the catchphrase I was going for, but... WHIP THE WEENIES!"

Mark, Timmy, and the others each grabbed a few fistfuls of weenies, and threw them at the portal.

"Elimina---Stop---Weenie---Timmy---" sputtered the Lead Eliminator, before... KAPOW!

The Eliminators exploded, scattering pieces across the front yard.

"You see That, Darkness?!" Timmy declared. "Now, I'm gonna go get the wand on the dark side of the blue moon, and I'M COMING AFTER YOU!"

"And where is this blue moon?" inquired Mark.

"...I HAVE NO IDEA!" exclaimed Timmy.

"Blue Moon... That sounds really important to me somehow..." Cherry said to herself thoughtfully.

"Maybe it's an intergalactic thing?" Atticus guessed with a shrug.

"Dunno, but it sounds huge." Cherry replied.

Later on Timmy's front yard, smoldering bot-bodies were scattered all over the place as the group arrived and surveyed the carnage.

"Eliminators down; The Darkness to go. And although I have no idea how we crushed those dudes with roller skates and weenies, it's OFF TO YOUR SPACE SHIP TO GET THE SECOND WAND!" Timmy noted and then called out suddenly to Mark.

"Yes, so please if you don't mind, we'd like some help." Patch soon said to the alien.

"Sewer squid powers activate!" Mark then proclaimed.

"Back into the sewers?" Cherry asked.

"Looks like it." Mo nodded at the perky goth.

"I sure hope everyone is okay." Annabelle said during the escape.

"I'm sure everyone will be fine until we see them again," Atticus said before frowning. "Darla must be feeling so scared right now though. Let's hope she can at least defend herself or call her special friends for help." he then said thoughtfully.

Meanwhile, The Eliminators rolled behind the real counterparts of Timmy's parents, Chester, AJ, Trixie, and even Darla and Amber as well as Annabelle's father and brother down a jail cell hallway with their arm blasters drawn in case they would try anything.

"Where are we again?" Mrs. Turner asked.

"The last thing I remember is we were eating cocktail weenies on the beach and we got sucked into the face of a man who looked like me." Mr. Turner replied.

"Hey, I was sucked into the face of a dude who looked like me!" Chester said, understanding what he meant by that.

"I was on my way to get help from Serena and the others until I was sucked up by what looked like me, but they totally messed up my nose and made me look like some kinda pig girl." Darla added.

"And I guess I don't need to say what happened to me when I was with Lucky, Rolly, Cadpig, and Spot." Amber spoke up.

"I surmise we've been abducted by an alien super-race that can shape-shift into any form they want." AJ stated logically.

"Either that or that was a baaaaad batch of cocktail weenies we ate." Mr. Turner suggested.

"The kid's right. We're aliens." An Eliminator spoke up, passing by a wanted poster of aliens known as The Nerdlucks who had been missing since 1996.

"Aliens, right," Trixie scoffed doubtfully. "What are you going to show us next? Fairies?"

"Ah-ha! There's not a batch of weenies in the world bad enough to get me to believe that." Mr. Turner laughed at that.

A cell door soon opened and they were shoved in the same cell as a certain group floating in fairy form.

"Hi, everybody!" Murray greeted in a Dr. Nick Rivera fashion.

"Bad, baaaad weenies!" Mr. Turner cried out suddenly before he then fainted along with his wife, Chester, and Trixie from the fairy shock.

"But I didn't eat any weenies." AJ said before fainting along with them.

"Awesome! A fainting party!" Cosmo cheered before then suddenly fainting.

Outside of the cell, two Eliminators stood together.

"I like the funny green dude." One said to the other.

"And I like our new roller feet and the funk." The second added.

The Eliminators soon roller boogie away.

"Uh, GET US OUT OF HERE!" Wanda soon cried out.

"Fear not Wanda, for if I know Timmy Turner and Cherry Butler, right now they're fearlessly hurtling through the universe with the speed of a space cheetah on their way to obtaining the second wand and saving us all." Jorgen reassured with the most confidence he could muster.

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MEANWHILE, AT THE DIMMSDALE DUMP...

"WHERE'S YOUR SPACESHIP?!" Timmy shouted, as he and the others were standing at a nearby crater where Mark's spaceship usually resided.

"Oh, right. I left it on Yugopotamia, which is, of course, gonzo," explained Mark. "But the good news is, I have no idea where this Blue Moon is that we seek! Wait, bad news - I meant to say the bad news is I have no idea where the blue moon is!"

"Okay, so we have no ship," said Timmy. "We have no idea where the Blue Moon is, and there's no one to help us because The Darkness has captured all my friends and loved ones!"

"Uh, like, is there anyone who hates you that can help us?" Mark queried.

"Uh-oh... I sense we're heading for an 'enemy mine' situation." Lionel spoke up.

"I don't know why you would say that, Lionel..." Timmy smirked darkly. "But it just might be crazy enough to work~"

"Oh, boy..." Cherry rolled her eyes slightly.

MEANWHILE...

"Yes! After 32 years of searching, 13 nervous breakdowns, and 4,000 cocktail weenies, today is the day my atomic magic-seeking magno-scope will finally locate the legendary Fairy World." A certain, crazy, fairy-obsessed schoolteacher grinned as he stood next to a huge telescope outside of his house before pushing a button.

The huge telescope soon shot a pulse into the sky and back inside, a computer screen at a command center beeped to tell him something.

"Fairy World not detected." The computer soon reported.

"Curses!" Crocker cried out in defeat before turning around to see Timmy, Mark, and the others standing there. "GAH! I didn't steal anything--" he then cried out as Mark used his tentacles to force open his mouth. "I mean OW! OW! OW!"

"Well? Anything?" Cherry asked Mark.

"Bad news, he's not a black-hole sucky dude. I mean good news!" Mark soon replied.

"Great." Atticus said.

"What's going on?! How did you smuggle this squid past Mother?" Crocker demanded before glaring. "This better be good."

"Long story short, I'm being hunted by a big black hole in space and I need you to help me find a mystical and magical Dark Blue Moon." Timmy explained.

"Tell me you have fairies and we have a deal." Crocker challenged.

"I have fairies." Timmy bluntly said, though decided to spare Annabelle.

"NO USE IN DENYING IT! And--" Crocker snapped until he realized what was said. "Oh. Man, that was anti-climactic, but I am a man of my word."

"Timmy, are you sure using Mr. Crocker for help is a good idea?" Annabelle asked.

"He has what we need, so yes," Timmy nodded. "Don't worry. I'll make it up to you later."

"Pretty sure this guy was sent to a mental hospital last time... But he probably escaped." Cherry said to seemingly no one.

"Most likely," Lionel commented.

Crocker adjusted his telescope; an image appeared on his big screen, and it showed a fuzzy image of a blue moon. "On my many failed attempts to find Fairy World, I did find this Blue Moon in the Vegon system," he explained. "It gives off a large magic reading, but I detected no life on the planet."

The image magnified... It was still blurry, but there was a star-shaped crater, like the one from the cave's wall!

"The Star Crater! That's it!" Atticus exclaimed.

"Yeah, blah blah blah," Crocker rolled his eyes. "Now, SHOW ME THE FAIRIES!"

"Oh, you want to see them, too?" asked Timmy. "Well, that's gonna cost you extra."

"What? What do you want? Name your price!" Crocker replied. "How about A's for life, no matter HOW bad your projects stink?"

"We need to get to that moon; fast!" Timmy responded.

"Behold, the CROCKER ROCKET!" exclaimed Crocker, as a missile silo opened up in the middle of the Crocker Cave and a huge rocket emerged from the ground.

"Dude, aren't you a teacher?" asked Mark. "How do you afford this stuff?"

"Oh, well, remember the funds that went missing for the new school science wing and the teen center that would keep the troubled youths off the streets and turn them into productive members of society?" Crocker asked.

"Yeah." nodded Timmy.

"You're looking at 'em!" Crocker declared proudly.

"Wow." Atticus simply said.

"And this will get us to the Blue Moon of Vegon?" Annabelle asked.

"Does this answer your question?!" Crocker replied as he hit a remote control and suddenly, the rocket took off without them. "We probably should have been on that." he then noted.

"Ya think?" Cherry deadpanned.

"Ahhhh! What are we gonna do now?!" Mark panicked suddenly. "I need to save my planet and I can't pull a spaceship out of my pants!"

"Calm down. We know where the second wand is and I can get us a spaceship," Timmy told his alien best friend. "All I need is a high-speed internet connection, a laptop, and a whoopee cushion." he then listed.

Mark then suddenly pulled out these three items out of his pants. "Shpingo!" he said before they all gave him ad odd look. "What? I said I couldn't pull a spaceship out of my pants. Now who wants cocktail weenies?" he then defended before asking.

"No! No! No! No!" The others then cried out.

"You gonna do a video prank for one of your enemies who has a spaceship?" Cherry asked.

"Yep." Timmy nodded.

"Then you need something extra," Cherry said before calling out, trying to sound a little sexy. "Lionel, I need you~"

"...You're gonna do the voice?" Timmy asked her.

"No, but I happen to know a man of a thousand voices." Cherry replied before winking.

In an instant, Lionel materialized [a la the Star Trek teleporter effect]. "What would you ask of me?" he asked, taking a small bow.

Timmy and Annabelle blinked at that before they then looked at each other before looking back.

"What does this guy sound like?" Cherry asked Timmy.

"He's Dark Laser from those sci-fi movies with a dark, intergalactic empire." Timmy explained.

"So he probably has a voice like Kevin Michael Richardson," Cherry guessed before facing Lionel. "Can you do a voice like that?"

"Oui, démon de mes rêves!" Lionel said as he took out a knob to adjust his voice. "And now, to turn it doooown~" He cranked the knob to the left, deepening his voice until it was at the proper level. "How's THIS?" he asked, his voice now sufficiently deepened.

Cherry then looked over at the pink-hatted boy.

"That should work nicely," Timmy said, sounding impressed with Lionel's very unique talent. "All right, so here's what we do..." he then started to tell them his next part of the plan after Cherry covered that part.

Meanwhile, in a place known as The Death Ball, laughter could be heard coming from within.

"What's so funny?" Dark Laser demanded as he approached his Dark Troopers as they were laughing at what looked like a viral video.

"Eh-hem, um, you wouldn't find it funny, sir." A Trooper replied nervously.

"What do you mean? I'm Dark Laser!" The space villain retorted. "I've got a great sense of humor and--LEAPING LIGHTYEARS!" he then cried out once he saw what they were seeing which was the viral video of him saying something on repeat with a silly dance and fart noises.

"I'm Fart Blazer! I'm Fart Blazer! Pull my finger. I'm Fart Blazer." The video said on a loop.

"What the--? That's not me," Dark Laser glared. "I'm discreet with my flatulence!" he then looked down to a toy dog that could flip in the air every so often. "Right, Flipsie? Who posted these lies?" he then asked the toy dog.

On the screen at the bottom it read: POSTED BY TIMMY TURNER.

"Turner." Dark Laser then glared once he saw where the video came from.

Back on the Turner lawn, everyone else waited while Timmy looked at his laptop and began to close it.

"Okay, now it's appropriate." Cherry told Atticus.

Atticus nodded as he soon said what he usually said at this point of a story. "And in 3... 2... 1." he soon cued.

WHAM! Dark Laser's Death Pod then landed on the lawn as the space villain jumped out with his light stick ablaze. "Timmy Turner, this time you've gone too far! I told you about my irritable bowel in confidence." he then called out sternly.

Soon, a few kids rode by on bikes, seeing the space villain, and recognized him instantly.

"It's 'Fart Blazer' from TooYube!" A bike teen called out before he and the others suddenly laughed.

Dark Laser then held up his hand and used the force to CRASH their bikes.

"Yeah, yeah, we'll talk about it on the way to the Vegon system." Timmy said, shoving the space villain into the pod instantly.

"Hey, easy. Watch it!" Dark Laser warned. "We are not done with this conversation."

"Wait... Dark Laser?" Patch spoke up. "Isn't it supposed to be Darth--"

Cherry then suddenly covered his muzzle before he could finish that question and looked into the fourth wall. "Copyright infringement~" she then said in a warning tone of voice.

"Ain't you ever heard of 'Lawyer-Friendly Parodies'?" added Lionel. "Besides, The Mouse owns those guys now, and we need to be as friendly with HIS lawyers as we can get!"

"...Fair point." Patch said after a moment.

"That Mouse is really getting out of control nowadays." Cherry muttered as she crossed her arms in slight annoyance.

Mark soon turned to Timmy. "But Timmy Turner, do you think this Timmy-hating army is large enough to take on the Darkness?!" he then asked cautiously.

"No. We're missing one secret violent ingredient." Timmy said before holding up a cash register and suddenly rung it up.

KA-CHING!

Vicky then suddenly arrived like a panting and salivating dog. "Money! Money-money. Money-MONEY!" she then gushed out of eagerness.

"Get the cash machine, Vicky! Get it! Get it, girl!" Timmy told his old babysitter before throwing it into the Death Pod to lure the evil teenage girl inside.

Vicky then suddenly chased after it like a dog with a ball which just made Patch roll his eyes.

"The bodaciously evil Vicky. Nice~" Mark grinned eagerly, appearing to have a crush on Vicky.

Jackson then suddenly walked over.

"Hello, Devil Boy," Cherry glared with her hands on her hips. "What do YOU want?"

"You know the drill, self-hating Butt Monkey: wherever Vicky goes, I go." Jackson glared back.

"Whatever, just get on the ship." Lionel responded.

"Gladly." Jackson nodded before he stomped aboard next after Vicky.

The others watched him go inside before they then sighed in the exhaustion of having Jackson along for the ride too.

Timmy, Mark, and the others arrived in the seating area.

"What's going on?" Vicky asked as she held the empty cash register. "There's no money in this and why are we in an evil space pod?"

"Alien Robots have kidnapped my friends and family and maybe even Atticus's little sister, and an evil wall of Darkness will devour the universe unless my enemies, that's you guys, help us get a mystical second wand to stop it." Cherry informed.

"Why should we help you?" Jackson glared.

Cherry then looked over at Timmy.

"I'll give you 20 bucks. You can see my fairies. And you can destroy me when this is over. And Jackson, you can do whatever you do to Cherry and her friends after all of this too." Timmy soon told the others joining them on this adventure.

"DEAL!" The guys agreed.

"I'll set the coordinates for the Vegon system," Dark Laser replied before mumbling slightly. "Yes, I'm going to destroy The Darkness then destroy Timmy Turner hub-blub-blub." he then added.

"Blast off!" Timmy soon called out in an almost Jimmy Neutron-like fashion.

And soon, the ship took off as a song began to play that Cherry decided to sing along to that no one else knew the words to.

"First stage, you really blew my mind, Next stage, I reached but could not find, Blast off, exploding love, Cast off, to the stars above, no relativity in my galaxy, Lift off for love, Baby hold onto me, Escape velocity, Lift off for love, Hey, yeah, Lift off for love, Lift off for love, BLAST OFF~" Cherry soon sang to the beat that came from nowhere.

"Care to make this a duet?" Lionel inquired.

"Depends, do you know the words?" Cherry replied.

"I'll give it a shot," Lionel responded before he cleared his throat. "Trap door! First scam, You slipped away from me; Next scam, You're not where you should be! Mmmm... Now, now, now; Trap Door! Trap door! Hopped in for awhile! Back door, (trap door)! Missed you by a mile~!"

Atticus and Patch looked at each other who just shrugged during Cherry and Lionel's little moment together.

"You look at me and laugh, I oughta saw you in half!~" Cherry soon sang.

"Trap door!~" Lionel added in a cartoony voice.

"Rip-off of love, Rip-off of love, Rip-off of love~" The two soon sang together.

"Ain't no mystery, It's just trickery~" Cherry sang. "Rip-off of love, Rip-off of love, oh oh oh, Rip-off of love~"

"Trapdoor!~" The two then concluded together as the music soon ended.

The others applauded at that.

"I've heard worse." commented Crocker.

"What was that random singing about anyway?" Atticus asked.

"You randomly sing all the time, not to mention when we visit Disney Princes and Princesses, so I don't ask questions about you, you don't ask questions about me." Cherry replied mysteriously.

"...Well, okay." Atticus blinked in response.

They continued to fly off, unaware that they were being followed.

It was quiet as Timmy, Cherry, and their rag-tag team of heroes sat and waited with Dark Laser in the cockpit.

Mark soon sat next to Vicky before yawning and was soon trying to do the old arm around the girl routine with his tentacle. "Oh, I'm sooo tired from this long space travel and--"

"Don't even think about it." Vicky said without looking.

"Right." Mark then said, backing off suddenly.

"Try that again and I'm making sushi out of you." Jackson added.

"And I'm hungry from this long space travel." Timmy soon said.

"Me too," Annabelle added. "Are there snacks on this flight?"

"I serve death, not snacks, but there's a great cantina coming up on Frigidarium." Dark Laser replied.

"Frigidarium? That's the coldest non-magical sector in the galaxy," Crocker noted. "And we don't have heat-regulating dark suits like you."

"We could probably work something out about that." Annabelle suggested.

Dark Laser opened a closet full of supplies before he pulled out some white blankets, a bleeping trash can with wheels, red fuzzy earmuffs, and a brown fur coat. "Hang on. I've got blankets, a thermal refuse barrel, some earmuffs and my ex-wife's fur coat." he said.

"I call the fur coat!" Crocker called.

"Anything else?" Cherry asked.

"Well, I have these colorful sweaters, but they don't really go with the theme that we're going for." Dark Laser replied.

The others looked among each other before shrugging as they bundled up before going out into the cold planet, but they would luckily be warm right now.

The planet looked like a giant snowman as The Death Pod entered the frame and headed toward it. The door swung open and Timmy, Cherry, and their groups entered the cantina full of freaky space aliens (they look exactly like the cast from Star Wars). Timmy with a white blanket wrapped around him looked like Luke. Vicky with earmuffs and blanket looked like Leia. Crocker's fur coat looks like Chewbacca. Dark Laser was obviously Darth Vader. Mark was stuffed in a bleeping wheeled barrel as R2-D2. Jackson was finally known as Maul, sounding scarier than he already did. Soon, everyone in the cantina turned to look and the music stopped.

"This thermal barrel is, like, on the fritz." Mark complained during the bleeping.

Crocker then cleared his throat, sounding like Chewbacca. "RAAAAAARRERRR. And my sinuses are acting up." he then added.

"This seems weirdly familiar." Timmy remarked as Annabelle was dressed like the one known as Ahsoka Tano.

"Hey, where are Cherry and the others?" Annabelle soon asked.

Soon, Cherry and the others were beamed in Star Trek style, wearing their colorful sweaters with Cherry in yellow while everyone else wore blue, though there was a pair of bobcat twins with them, dressed in red sweaters.

"Captain's Log... Date as of this writing: 262202. We arrived on the cold and winter planet to get some food and settle into the world while making sci-fi references due to this story's theme being trilogy while my group and I make our own reference," Cherry's voice soon narrated in a stilted and dramatic fashion. "For my landing party, I have chosen Atticus Fudo and Mo Brown: good friends when they aren't annoying and don't listen to me and my needs. Patch Pongo, now going by Fudo, as the team mascot due to wanting to stand out among his 98 brothers and sisters. Lionel Schwartz: trusted collaborator and a lot more in real life than he thinks even if there were 'autistic differences' behind the scenes for a while. And Terri and Terry Bobcat from the Bubsy video game series. Controversial additions and not necessary to the plot at all and wearing red sweaters, Terri and Terry's sole purpose for being included is to be killed upon arrival for a joke and for the rest of us to get on with the damn story."

Cherry was shown to be looking at her watch before she tapped her foot before taking out a laser blaster. "Ah, to hell with it," she then said before she suddenly shot Terri and Terry into smoldering piles of ash to get it over with as the two yelled out before instantly dying. "Now let's get this story moving forward." she then told the others.

"Okay, let us go forth and investigate!" Lionel replied.

"Right." Atticus nodded as they soon walked along together into the canteen as the band played the same song over and over, but it was a very catchy and fun tune to listen to at least.

"I'll get us a table." Dark Laser said before walking up to a table, using the force which caused five aliens to suddenly fly out of the table.

"Nice." Timmy remarked, impressed.

"A bit extreme, but kinda cool." Annabelle added.

Mark's barrel continued to blip and bleep. "Man, this thing won't shut up." he then grumbled out of annoyance.

"Pass me the menu," Vicky complained as she tried to get a menu, but couldn't reach it, then suddenly grabbed Timmy by his collar. "Help me, twerp, you're my only hope!"

Jackson then decided to give Vicky a menu anyway as he looked very annoyed by all of this. "I'm surrounded by nerds." he then rolled his eyes at the Star Wars references.

"RRRAAAEEERR. I think I'm allergic to this coat. RRRAAAE-EEREERR." Crocker soon said.

A spacey waiter then arrived at the table.

"What are your specials today?" Cherry asked the waiter.

"We have a lovely Chosen One soup." The waiter replied.

"Oooh, what's in it?" Timmy asked out of interest.

"Youuuuuuuu." The waiter said before suddenly transforming into the Lead Eliminator!

All of the aliens in the cantina transformed into Eliminators, telling them all one thing.

"IT'S A TRAP!" Cherry soon called out.

"And we walked right into it!" Lionel added.

"Oh, this is just great." Cherry grunted sarcastically as she rolled her eyes.

"What do we do?!" Annabelle panicked.

"Don't worry, Annabelle," Timmy said as he took her hand suddenly. "I won't let anything happen to you."

Annabelle blushed in response since he took her hand like that and even put her other hand over her heart suddenly.

"Get The Chosen One and Cherry Butler." The Lead Eliminator demanded.

"Get The Chosen One and Cherry Butler!" The other Eliminators chanted before drawing their arm cannons and quickly fired at will and they appeared to be being hit by weenies of all things.

"Weenies? Are you kidding me?" Patch asked with a groan and face-paw. "They blasted us with weenies?"

"This battle is going to be easier than I thought. Catch!" Dark Laser remarked before tossing light sticks to the others who needed them, though Atticus brought out one of his trusted weapons which was The Sword of Harmony from Equestria.

Crocker then brought out his Fairy Freezer and fired it up.

"Hey! What do we use weapons?" Jackson soon called out as he stood with Vicky.

"Here, use the forks." Dark Laser said, giving Jackson and Vicky a couple of forks.

Cherry rolled her eyes a bit at that very obvious pun.

"Time to eliminate The Eliminators!" Atticus declared.

"Let's make like a Wrecking Crew!" Lionel added as he drew out some nunchucks and spun them around.

"Let's go!" Mo called out.

And soon, everybody lunged out to kick some Eliminator butt together.

"Okay, now I know I've seen this somewhere before." Timmy remarked.

"Um, are those roller skate feet?" Mo soon asked once she saw something odd about The Eliminators.

"Yep, and check this out." The Lead Eliminator replied before pressing the boombox on his chest which played happy music that caused Cherry a great deal of nausea.

"Oooh, great if we were fighting at a birthday party." Dark Laser noted sarcastically.

"You got a better idea?" Cherry asked.

Dark Laser soon hit a button on his chest so that it would play epic battle music. "Now that's battle music!" he then proclaimed before laughing evilly.

"SPLIT UP!" Timmy soon called out to the others.

"I think I might need to pull out my personal big guns." Cherry soon said a bit mysteriously.

"Sure, but can ya do it BEFORE we get sucked up?" Lionel asked as he pulled her behind an upturned table.

"No worries..." Cherry replied.

"Are you gonna do a magic spell?" Atticus asked as he used his sword against some Eliminators.

"I don't need a spell... I have a spear!" Cherry said.

"Oh, okay," Atticus said before doing a double-take. "Wait, what?" he then asked.

"NRAAAAAUGH!" Cherry soon yelled out as she brought out a spear from seemingly nowhere. "It's time to use one of my new special talents in a different adventure without you guys."

"Oh, yeah! This is from the Undertale adventure, yeah?" Lionel asked. "I gotcha!"

"Yes... Now let's cue the music." Cherry grinned.

Soon, the music known as "Spear of Justice" began to play.

"YAAAAUGH!" Cherry yelled out as she jumped out from under the table with her spear and began to help take down some Eliminators.

"Oh, come on!" Vicky complained. "How come SHE gets a spear and we get lousy forks?!"

"Deal with it, sister!" Cherry taunted as she fought with her spear.

"I think it's time you all 'chill out' with my FAIRY FREEZER!" declared Crocker, as he got out a freeze ray. He aimed, but the Lead Eliminator opened his vortex mouth and sucked the freezer out of Crocker's hand. He swallowed it, glowed, re-booted and then his hand suddenly transformed into a fairy freezer. "Did I say my Fairy Freezer?" asked Crocker. "I meant your Fairy Freezer, which looks fabulous on you and---" He was immediately cut off by getting zapped by his Fairy Freezer and being frozen in carbonite.

Suddenly WHACK! The Lead Eliminator's arm freezer was cut off.

Dark Laser landed next to frozen Crocker wielding his light stick. "Ha! You are no match for the powers of my light stick." he then taunted their enemies.

However, suddenly, Dark Laser's light stick was sucked into the mouth of Lead Eliminator who then formed a light stick on his hand.

"I mean your light stick, which also looks fabulous on you." Dark Laser soon said nervously.

The Lead Eliminator soon held up his broken fist and CLICK! The Freezer arm was re-attached and he soon froze Dark Laser. Vicky and Jackson then landed on top of the frozen Dark Laser and Crocker, both fanning out two handfuls of forks.

"May the forks be with--Gah!" Jackson called out before he and Vicky soon got hit next.

Jackson and Vicky were soon frozen together. Atticus fought with his sword, Mo with her vines, and Patch with his Puppy Power before they were all instantly frozen and they were taken next like they had in the previous adventure. Three Eliminators then arrived and sucked the frozen army into their vortex mouths.

"GUYS!" Cherry soon cried out to her friends.

"Man, another shot for those guys getting nabbed... AGAIN!" Lionel commented. "These boltheads just keep on grabbing weapons and powers and crap!"

"These guys are unlike anything I've ever faced before," Cherry said with a bit of a grim frown. "It was bad enough they were after Timmy and now they gotta go after my friends too."

"Well, they don't have all of us," Lionel responded. "We just have to stay together."

"Hey... Cool trick with how you sucked up a fairy freezer and a light stick and then your arms became fairy freezers and light sticks, and---AAHHHHH!" Timmy said, before he dropped his light stick and made a dive for it, hiding behind the bar.

"I told you we needed a bigger army!" said Mark.

"What can I say? You were right!" Timmy responded.

"Say you have a plan on how to crush the robo-freaks!" Mark told him. 

All he received was silence. 

"You're not SAYING ANYTHING!"

Cherry looked at Lionel before nodding as she tried to stay strong.

WHOOSH! A light stick soon ripped the bar in half, causing it to fall suddenly.

"Get the Chosen One and Cherry Butler." The Lead Eliminator demanded.

"Exactly. 'Get The Chosen One', but The Chosen One is not here. I'm 'Timmy Turner', you want 'Turbo Thunder'," Timmy soon said to the evil robot. "Me Timmy, not Turbo."

"And I know that you want me too, I don't know what you want from me, but... I'm willing to go through with it..." Cherry added before she gulped before nodding as she tried to look brave. "So whaddya say we all shake hands and call this thing a big mix up and we'll go back to Earth and forget the whole thing, okay? Okay." she then suggested.

"I agree with Cherry." Timmy added.

And soon, the two took The Lead Eliminator's hands, shaking both of them.

Then suddenly, The Lead Eliminator began to shake and spark. "Get the Chosen... Get... Does not compute. Warm. Does not compu..." it then started to short out, sending an electrical pulse that shut down all the other Eliminators.

They all collapsed, fell to the ground, and sparked sporadically.

"What in the...?" Cherry blinked.

"Dude! You did have a plan!" Mark grinned as he popped up out of happiness. "You used your Chosen One death grip!"

"All we did was shake his hand and be nice." Timmy replied.

"And it was my idea." Cherry added.

"And that works tooooo because you are soooo The Chosen One!" Mark replied.

"Maybe I am..." said Timmy. "I know before I said I wasn't...but maybe, I really am."

Soon after the cantina door burst open, and Timmy left with Mark and the others.

"Yes! I am the Chosen One!" Timmy bellowed.

Suddenly, the Darkness appeared in the sky, getting very close!

"...Is what I would say, if I was, but I'm not!" Timmy finished. "NOT the Chosen One!"

The Darkness immediately began eating the planet... And sucked up Dark Laser's Death Pod.

"It's eating the planet!" shouted Lionel. "What th' heck does that thing want?!"

A whispy, spacey noise came out of The Darkness. "...Timmmmyturneerrrrr...." it bellowed.

Timmy jumped into Mark's arms. "Hold me!" he exclaimed. "Any last words, ol' buddy?"

"Actually, just one comes to mind," said Mark. "Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!"

"We're dead, Tim." Lionel added, slipping in a Star Trek reference.

"That's a pretty good one." Cherry said.

"Thanks." Lionel nodded.

WHOOSH! Suddenly a pink streak flew in and took them away from their current situation.

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Suddenly, Cherry, Timmy, Lionel, and Mark plopped down on a mysterious planet onto some sort of barren pink landscape.

"Ahhhhhhhhh--OOF!" The four called out before grunting and groaning as they landed.

A mysterious figure soon stood in front of them after they had made it over.

"It's you!" Timmy gasped with wide eyes.

"He's the one who saved us? Him?!" Cherry added before looking over. "Turbo Thunder?!"

"Ladies and gentlemen, BRENDAN FRASER!" Lionel exclaimed as he gestured to Turbo Thunder.

"...Sup?" Cherry asked Turbo Thunder.

"Of course I saved you. I'm Turbo Thunder! I save everything from The Darkness and I know all," Turbo Thunder replied. "So where's that second wand?"

"Oh, now I get it. You saved us, so we'd tell you where the wand is?" Mark remarked.

"Hey, that's still 'saving'. And I would have gotten to The Cave of Destiny to find out for myself, but I was a little biz-zay." Turbo Thunder replied.

"Busy doing what?" Cherry asked. "Making a better use of your celebrity cameo than what SpongeBob is infamous for?"

Actually, I was... Building THUNDER WORLD!" Turbo Thunder told her, showing a thunder wonderland that looked like a mix of Las Vegas and a kids' theme park.

There were pink palm trees, purple streams, and two T-shaped hotels and even T-shaped kiosks that rose from the ground and were filled with Thunder dolls, T-Shirts, toys, and bobble-heads.

"Where tourists will come and celebrate me and my victory over the Darkness!" Turbo Thunder then continued. "And spend a ton of cash on official Thunder-wear and souvenirs!" he then tossed a bobble-head to Timmy, Mark, Cherry, and Lionel. "Oh, and that's $40 worth of bobble-heads I just gave you FOR FREE. Now what did the 'cave prophecy' say about the second wand?" he then asked. "'The wand is hidden in the rock and sealed with my butt?' And what is the Darkness after anyway? Right?" he then added mockingly.

"Timmmmyyy.... Tuuuurrrerrr...." bellowed the Darkness.

Turbo grabbed Timmy, terrified. "Tell me where the second wand is so I can crush the Darkness, become a big hero and have my grand opening!" he exclaimed.

The winds grew heavier, as the Darkness was getting closer.

"If I tell you where the wand is, then you have to take me and my sidekick and friends with you!" Timmy said.

"Yes, of course; we will defeat the Darkness together as a team!" replied Turbo Thunder. "Hurry! IT'S EATING THUNDER WORLD!"

"The wand is on the dark side of the blue moon in the Vegon system!" exclaimed Timmy. "There's a star crater there and--"

"Laters!" called Turbo Thunder, dropping Timmy and clapping twice. 

From the ground, a Thunder Jet emerged, and Turbo Thunder leapt inside.

"You said we'd do this together!" yelled Timmy.

"Yeah, I turbo-lied." responded Turbo Thunder, casually.

"But you need our help!" remarked Lionel. "There will be galactic protectors guarding the wand, and the Eliminators will be back!"

"And I am the Chosen One," replied Turbo Thunder. "As in... I go it alone, and you are going in that!"

"YOU FOUR-FLUSHING FLUNKY!" shouted Lionel angrily.

"Gee, thanks! Thanks for that!" Cherry glared in annoyance.

"NOOOOOOO!" Timmy soon cried out as Turbo Thunder soon escaped.

The Darkness then ate Thunder World and suddenly zoomed away.

Meanwhile, on the dark side of The Blue Moon, The Thunder-Jet shot toward it, coming out of a light-speed portal.

"I turbo made it to The Blue Moon of Vegon. And there is the wand!" Turbo Thunder proclaimed to himself, finding the glowing wand, about the size of a parking meter, sticking out of a rocky ridge before running toward it. "Now to pluck the wand from its rocky sheath and it won't budge! Why won't it budge? BUDGE FOR THE CHOSEN ONE!" he then tried to pull the wand out, but it wouldn't budge.

Back on the jet, Mark soon dropped from the bottom and landed on the ground, having stuck himself on the ship before spitting out Timmy as Cherry and Lionel got themselves out in their own way.

"Don't ever do that again." Timmy warned the alien prince with a glare.

"Oh, you mean save your life?" Mark retorted.

Cherry snickered as she was unable to help it at Timmy's little misfortune.

"A little reality-bending chi power was all we needed!" Lionel smiled. "But it was all worth it to see Turbo Blunder blow his chance!"

"It sounds to me like he had it comin'," Cherry remarked. "Especially with the way he treated all of us and not just Timmy."

Turbo, meanwhile, continued to struggle with the wand. "Out of the rock, ya stupid wand!" he grunted angrily. "Oooh, ooh, it's moving!"

Suddenly, the wand rose up from the ground, held by a giant rock hand attached to an equally-giant arm! As Turbo Thunder fell, the mountain continued to rise up from the ground to reveal a 60-foot-tall rock guardian! Timmy and the others hid under the jet and watched for themselves.

"That's the protector of the wand!" Timmy exclaimed.

"Phew," said Mark. "I thought it was a giant scary rock beast."

"He can be both." Lionel responded.

"From rainbow bridges to outer suns, this wand belongs only to the Chosen One." boomed the Stone Guardian.

"Well I'm the Chosen One, Bub, and I need that wand, pronto!" Turbo Thunder remarked.

"Before this wand, you can possess; you must first pass the chosen test." The Stone Guardian told Turbo Thunder firmly.

"A test? I don't have time for tests! So how's this?" Turbo Thunder retorted. "Perish rock warrior in the mighty spew of my thunder clap!" he then called out before he clapped and formed a lightning ball over his head.

The Stone Guardian then pinched his finger and flicked Turbo Thunder (like a bug) over the horizon.

"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!" Turbo Thunder soon screamed out as he was deemed unworthy.

"I don't think he's the Chosen One." Mark remarked.

"Chose Bum probably." Cherry added.

The Stone Guardian then turned after hearing both Mark and Cherry. "Who goes there?!" he then demanded, slapping the Thunder-Jet away to reveal Timmy, Mark, Cherry, and Lionel.

"...Heeeeeyyy." Timmy greeted, sounding a bit scared.

"Please don't hurt me for no reason." Cherry said nervously.

"Before this wand, you can possess; you must first pass the chosen test." The Stone Guardian soon told Timmy.

"Well... Go ahead, Timmy," Cherry told the boy. "He's talking to you."

Timmy took a deep breath and sighed. "Look... I don't want to fight you," he explained. "But we need that wand to light the Darkness and save my friends and my sidekick's planet. Please. I need your help."

"The Chosen One never attacks unless attacked, and always trusts before mistrusting," said the Rock Guardian. "It is you."

"Whoa..." Cherry whispered before looking over. "Timmy, you did it! You actually did it!" she then said, sounding genuinely happy for the boy.

"Cool! I really am the Chosen One." Timmy smiled and reached out to grab the needed wand.

Suddenly WHOOSH! The Stone Guardian was sucked away and the wand fell to the ground. Above them was a swirling vortex of The Darkness floating in the sky as the wind blew very hard, even able to suck up The Stone Guardian and the wand was suddenly picked up by a very undesirable person who faced them tauntingly.

"Looking for this?" The Lead Eliminator asked before laughing darkly.

"Oh, snap." Cherry muttered in dismay.

"No magic wand can stop us, Chosen One," sneered the Lead Eliminator as he aimed the Second Wand. "We'll just keep coming in greater numbers than before. It's over. We have your wand," And as he spoke, the Darkness loomed ever-closer. "And it's time you finally met the Darkness."

"How about... No?" Cherry spoke up. "I rather like the option of no."

"SILENCE!" The Lead Eliminator boomed at her, causing her to flinch and crouch slightly.

Soon, over a dozen Eliminators landed behind Timmy and Cherry suddenly, surrounding them. This looked very bad as the Eliminators drew blasters, but they had magic wands sticking out of them.

"Think again, robot-punk." One Eliminator spoke up suddenly.

Soon, the Eliminators all morphed into Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Timmy's parents, Chester, AJ, Trixie, Vicky, Crocker, Dark Laser, Jackson, Atticus, Mo, Annabelle, Patch, Darla, Annabelle, Amber, Annabelle's father and brother (Oliver and Charlie), and Jorgen!

"Duck, Timmy!" Mr. Turner called out.

"But don't get your pants dirty!" Mrs. Turner added.

Timmy and Cherry then ducked down together as Jorgen's army shot a magical blast at The Lead Eliminator's army and PZZZZAP! They were gone! The second wand then fell down on the ground.

"Cosmo? Wanda? MOM AND DAD?!" Timmy beamed at his family. "You saved us!"

"You bet we did! Up high, C-Dawg!" Mr. Turner replied before he then high-fived with Cosmo.

"We did it together!" Cosmo added. "By the way, nice voice! I used to sound like that in my glory days." he then sighed to himself.

"And Annabelle, Darla, Amber, Trixie, Chester, and AJ?" Timmy then asked, seeing his fellow humans.

"To think all this time there was a heroic and magical side of you I never knew." Trixie smiled.

"You want a pony, right?" Timmy guessed cynically.

"Unicorn." Trixie clarified.

Timmy then snapped his fingers. Wanda then poofed up a unicorn under Trixie to grant her personal wish.

"Timmy, I'm so glad you're okay." Annabelle said as she went over to hug the boy.

Timmy blushed under her hug before smiling. "Hey, no biggy. I had a little help too." he then said before winking at Cherry and Lionel who were reuniting with Atticus, Mo, and Patch.

"And we were glad to help out!" Lionel gave a thumbs-up.

"Does this mean it's all over?" Darla asked.

"I think it's a little far from it, Darla," Amber replied. "I just know deep down something else is coming."

Darla bit her lip and looked around nervously. Atticus was just about to say something, only for the wind to return and it was blowing a lot stronger than it had been before.

"W-What's going on?" Charlie asked as he reunited with his younger sister Annabelle.

"Possibly a planet quake?" Oliver, Annabelle's father, wondered as he hugged his younger daughter.

"I don't mean to interrupt a hasty wrap-up, but there's a WHIRLPOOL OF DEATH COMING FOR US!" Chester soon warned as he pointed to The Darkness that was getting closer.

"Stand back. For this looks like a job for the Chosen One." Timmy soon said as he picked up the second wand, but struggled at first.

"Here, let me help you with that," Cherry said as she helped Timmy hold onto the wand. "Now stand back and say goodbye to the Darkness... FOREVER!" she then proclaimed.

Soon, Cherry and Timmy shoved the wand together into the crystal scabbard. Suddenly, the wand and scabbard both glowed, but nothing else happened.

"...Okay, that wasn't as cool as I thought it'd be." Cherry said out of defeat.

"Again, very anti-climatic." Crocker remarked.

"No kidding." Jackson added.

"This isn't right. It should be shooting a magic laser that blasts back The Darkness or something, but it's not shooting the laser!" Jorgen spoke up.

"And we're about to be Darkness din-din, man!" Mark added out of urgency.

As the Darkness got closer, the wind kicked up. Clinging to each other, AJ, Chester, Trixie, Mr. and Mrs. Turner got sucked upward, Mark grabbed them with his tentacles, but he got sucked upwards as well. Jorgen grabbed Mark, and he drove his wand like a stake into the ground. Atticus gripped the wand with one hand, while he helped Jorgen clutch the human ladder with his other.

"Turner! Say the word, and I will wish us all out of here!" Jorgen bellowed.

"But no matter where I go, the Darkness will follow me!" Timmy replied.

"I can't hold on much longer!" Mrs. Turner called.

"What does it want?" cried Mr. Turner.

"....Timmmmyyy.. Tuuuurrrerrr...." bellowed the Darkness.

"I think it wants... ME." Timmy replied.

"As if it constantly bellowing 'TIMMY TURNER' every time it shows up wasn't clue enough?" Lionel commented dryly.

"Also my name too on occasion which I think means I should commit the ultimate sacrifice." Cherry said suddenly.

"Cherry, what are you saying?" Darla asked out of concern.

"I think I should help Timmy bring down The Darkness and save all of you," Cherry said. "No one ever said a life of adventures would be easy."

"Cherry, no!" Darla soon cried out as Timmy and Cherry both climbed up the human ladder.

"We've got to stop the Darkness before it takes you all." Timmy told the others who called out to him and Cherry.

"Timmy!" Annabelle soon cried out as she blushed a bit. "I've had a crush on you ever since we first met! I always have! I've been wanting to tell you for a long time between all of the adventures we had been through together."

"I was hoping you'd say that, Annabelle," Timmy said as he took her hands suddenly and looked her deep into her hazel eyes. "Because I have always had a crush on you too and it's because of you that I got over my crush on Trixie. No offense, Trixie." he then looked down to the most popular girl of his school.

Trixie looked a little bit bothered by that, but was mostly in suspense of what was going on right now.

"I like you too, Annabelle... I'll miss you, but at least this way, I know you'll be safe." Timmy soon told Annabelle before giving her a big trilogy kiss as the music swelled while hearts popped around the two of them as she then sweetly kissed him back, having a deep passionate moment together.

"Oh, Timmy~" Annabelle whispered and blushed after the kiss.

"I always wanted to do that," Timmy smiled before he looked back at The Darkness and glared. "You want us, Darkness! You got us." he then challenged, referring to himself and Cherry.

Cherry soon bowed her gravely and closed her eyes. "Do your worst." she then quietly challenged The Darkness, sacrificing herself along with Timmy.

"Nooooo!" Lionel exclaimed as the two were swallowed up by the massive vortex, which immediately flew away, and everything was calm.

"They... They saved us all..." Trixie blinked, bewildered.

"I'LL NEVER CALL HIM A TWERP AGAIN!!" Vicky bawled, her eyes teary.

"There, there, Vicky; let me hold you, and comfort you, and make out..." Mark started, before Vicky elbowed him in the gut, making him double over.

"The Chosen Ones saved us, and now we must save them!" Jorgen declared as he poofed up a spaceship.

"That's big," noted Dark Laser. "You sure that you can fly it?"

"Does this answer your question?" Jorgen asked before poofing up a remote and pressing it, making the ship take off into space.

"Not unless the question was, 'Are you an incompetent stooge with a small lump of hamburger between your ears'!" Lionel spat grimly.

"Eh, we probably should have been on that." Mr. Turner advised.

"Darn it!" Jorgen complained at his failure.

"Oh, Timmy..." Annabelle frowned.

Amber and Darla frowned at Annabelle's sides and the three of them soon shared a group hug. Annabelle sniffled, appreciating their help and comfort.

"I never got to ask him how my hair looks." Trixie frowned about Timmy.

"I think your hair looks perfect." Charlie spoke up.

Trixie looked at him before looking away and blushing before he smiled too and blushed a little himself as something seemed to spark between the two of them.

"Guys?" Patch spoke up. "I think Atticus is broken."

Atticus looked mentally and emotionally broken that Cherry sacrificed herself like that and he suddenly went deep in thought about the adventures they had together, beginning from when they first met, to that time with Cinderella, and a lot more after that.

"Somehow... Someway, we will get them back," Lionel decided firmly. "I'll stake my life on it."

Sweeping John Williams-style music began playing as the camera zoomed further and further out into space, before the Darkness completely covered the screen.

(The End... Of Part 2!)

Chapter Text

Our story for the third and final part of the Wishology adventure starts at Cherry's house where the titular perky goth was shown to be sound asleep, but was tossing and turning a bit in her slumber.

"Chosen... Thunder... Weenies... DARKNESS!" Cherry grunted before she suddenly woke up and gasped, panting as she felt a cold sweat as she looked around.

Atticus, Mo, Darla, Amber, Annabelle, Lionel, and Patch were soon shown to be standing there.

"G-Guys...?" Cherry asked. "What? ...What's going on?"

"Hi, Cherry!" Darla beamed and smiled. "We were wondering when you'd wake up. You were out of it for a while."

"I just had the craziest dream..." Cherry said as she held her head.

"Well, if you wanna talk about it, then I'm all ears," Lionel responded. "Not literally, though."

"It was crazy," Cherry said softly as Atticus brought out a glass of water. "We were in Dimmsdale and visiting Timmy... He wanted to be in a trilogy wish... A wishology, I guess you could call it... And there were these robots from The Darkness who wanted to get him and they even wanted me too."

"Oh, well, he and you are just fine," Atticus said, holding out the glass of water, allowing Cherry to take it and drink from it suddenly. "We can go still see him though if you want. That was really brave of you to sacrifice yourself to The Darkness to help him out too."

"Yeah... That's usually something you'd do," Cherry said after her drink. "How long was I out?"

"About a week," Patch replied. "Which for me felt like 14 days."

"All right... I guess I'll get dressed and we'll go see Timmy together." Cherry suggested as she sat up in her bed.

"Solid!" Lionel replied. "We'll wait outside."

"Please." Cherry replied with a nod.

Soon, the group left the room and waited for Cherry to get ready.

"There's something weird going on around here," Cherry said as she looked around. "Why do I feel like this day is going too perfect so far?" she then looked down, seeing a random gold coin before she shrugged and decided to pocket it. "Eh... At least I'll be ready for Saint Patrick's Day."

Eventually, Cherry was dressed and ready to go.

"All right, guys," Cherry soon said. "Off we go to the Turner residence."

"Alrighty!" Lionel declared. "Ready when you are!"

"Aren't you gonna portal us over?" Cherry asked.

"I, eh, thought I'd let someone else take a whack at it." Lionel responded.

Cherry narrowed her eyes. "...Well, all right." she then said with a shrug.

Soon, a random portal appeared.

"All right, here's our ride," Patch said. "Let's hope Timmy's having fun too."

"I'm sure he is." Atticus nodded.

Soon, they all went into the portal and suddenly disappeared.

Meanwhile, Timmy was in bed, having a similar start to the day as Cherry. "Chosen... Thunder... Weenies... DARKNESS!" he then called out with a snort and a jolt just as his fairies poofed in.

"Look Cosmo, Timmy's okay!" Wanda called out.

"Let's celebrate!" Cosmo cheered, waving his magic wand.

POOF! A party was wished up with loud speakers thumping around, a disco ball shining, President Abe Lincoln being there as well as Cherry and the others suddenly, along with pink elephants and teen pop sensation: Britney Britney. Wanda soon covered Poof's ears due to the sudden loudness.

"TOO BUMPIN'?!" Cosmo shouted before he then poofed the party away, though the other guests were still there.

"Looks like Timmy's in the same boat as I am today so far." Cherry remarked upon their arrival.

"Cosmo, Wanda, Poof! I just had an awesome dream!" exclaimed Timmy. "I was on some blue moon with my friends, parents, and you guys, and I kissed Annabelle and jumped into the Darkness. And I kissed Annabelle! Weird, but good dream."

"That wasn't a dream, Timmy," replied Wanda. "You and Cherry did jump into the Darkness and defeated it once and for all!"

"Cherry and I defeated the Darkness?" asked Timmy. "But I don't remember anything after kissing Annabelle. I did kiss Annabelle, didn't I?"

"I'll say!" nodded Cosmo. "A big, squishy one! It was kinda gross."

"Then you jumped into the Darkness, and your Chosen One powers caused it to explode!" Lionel finished. "...at least, that's my take on the situation."

"Or maybe it was your body odor!" replied Cosmo. "Here, I'll show you!" he then sniffed Timmy's pits and then exploded into pieces.

Cherry rolled her eyes slightly before cracking a small smirk as that got a nose laugh out of her.

Either way, you're a hero, Timmy, and so is Cherry!" Wanda reassured. "Jorgen and Drell erased everyone's memory, and the universe is back to normal."

"Drell?" Cherry asked suddenly with her hands on her hips. "I thought he was on vacation with the Spellmans in The Hocus Poconos Mountains?"

"Well, yes, we placed an emergency contact call so we wouldn't disturb his vacation too much." Wanda covered up.

"Well, I guess that makes sense." Cherry said with a shrug then.

"And that's how I want it. 'Normal'," Timmy soon said. "No more magic. No more super action double danger super wishes."

"Haha! I get it! A little Chosen One humor. Good one," Cosmo laughed before he looked curious. "But seriously; what is your next super action wish, king of your own ape island?!"

"Wait, what?" Cherry and the others suddenly asked.

POOF! Timmy's room was now a jungle filled with apes, but unfortunately, not as friendly as Kala or Terk. A couple of apes then suddenly pummeled Cherry and Timmy into the younger boy's bed.

"Too bumpin'?" Cosmo asked nervously.

"What was your first guess...?" Cherry grunted as she grabbed him by the neck and pulled herself free.

"I'm serious!" declared Timmy. "Guys, after this whole adventure all I want is a typical normal day. Where evil robots don't try and eliminate me when someone shouts 'TIMMY TURNER'!" He then suddenly leapt under the bed and peeked out... But luckily, there were no Eliminators.

"Your wish is our command!" Wanda declared, as Timmy jumped out from under the bed.

"I wish I had the most normal day ever!" Timmy then declared.

Cosmo and Wanda raised their wands, and a poof cloud labeled "NORMAL" in uninteresting font later, Timmy burst into the kitchen.

"Normal is so overrated." Cherry said to Timmy.

"Not if you've been an adventurous Chosen One like me." Timmy retorted.

"Try having my adventures." Cherry countered.

Timmy gave her a glance and soon went into the kitchen after that. "Now I'm looking forward to a nice normal breakfast from my Mom." he then said, ready to eat.

Mrs. Turner then turned from the stove, looking horrifyingly tired. "Ahhhle-larg-glog..." she then garbled out.

"Ahhhh!" Timmy screamed at the sight of his mother as Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof appeared as salt and pepper shakers as well as napkin holders as Mrs. Turner shuffled to the microwave.

Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof, as salt/pepper/napkin holders, all react.

"That's what Aunt Susan always looks in the morning, Timmy." Amber reminded her cousin.

"Yes, I believe it was something like an automatic 7:00 AM 'Maternal Make-Over Wish' wish." Darla added.

"Yes, because Timmy's mom is not a morning person." Wanda nodded.

"Slarbar, blobbin..." Mrs. Turner babbled as she placed a steaming pile of God Knows What on the table.

Cosmo even smelled the dish and suddenly exploded.

"Want some eggs and sausage, Sweetie?" Wanda offered to her fairy godson. "Just say the word."

"Nope. I can do this. I love my 'normal' day," Timmy reassured as he scooped up some of the bile and ate it. "Mmm... Normal." he then said through gritted teeth.

"Good luck with that," Cherry smirked. "I think I'll have sunny side up eggs with runny yolk eggs, or as I like to call them 'dippy' with plain white toast and if possible, a side of fried potatoes."

Lionel soon brought out a plate of exactly that along with a side of bacon.

"Inter-dimensional powers?" Cherry guessed. "You even gave me bacon too."

"You could say that," Lionel nodded. "And they can be yours as long as you just wake up."

"What was that last part?" Cherry asked suspiciously.

"And they can be yours as long as you take them right now without hesitation." Lionel repeated himself.

Cherry looked suspicious before she shrugged and took the plate to eat it up. "Mm... Now this is tasty." she then smirked playfully at Timmy as she ate her breakfast.

Timmy took a spoonful of the horrific dreck and shoved it into his mouth, before visibly cringing. "Mmm...normal..." he gagged.

"Oh, Timmy!" called Mr. Turner as he barged into the kitchen, waving 2 golden tickets in the air. "Guess what?! I just got two golden tickets for the Father/Son Crimson Chin convention!"

"And here I thought he was goin' to Willy Wonka's factory," Lionel said dryly.

"Awesome!" Timmy exclaimed, before he realized something. "Wait a minute, this is normal Dad, right?" he asked Wanda.

"Buuuuuut, you have school today, so your Mom and I are going to have a blast without you!" Mr. Turner said, before he saw how nauseating his wife looked, and let off a high-pitched shriek. "Meanwhile, you'll need somebody to watch you until the bus gets here!"

"We'll do it!" Cherry spoke up before looking at Atticus. "Right?"

"Well, if Timmy wants a normal day..." Atticus said before shrugging.

Cherry narrowed her eyes a bit suspiciously. "But you're Timmy's new babysitter after you got Vicky fired." she then recollected.

"I shouldn't meddle or change any original plans." Atticus then said.

"What is going on around here?" Cherry asked herself.

Soon, Vicky was at the door just as Timmy's parents left. "Ready to play dodge ball, Twerp?! I couldn't find a ball, so we'll play with these flesh-eating wolverines!" she then taunted before laughing and holding out two wolverines.

"Ooh, that's gonna hurt." Cherry winced suddenly.

Moments later in school, Timmy was a scarred, chewed-up mess with two wolverines still stuck to his butt and upper arm. The other kids were pointing and laughing at his painful humiliation. Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof appeared in Timmy's locker as a book, a ruler, and a purple baseball.

"Had enough 'normal'?" Cherry asked the boy.

"Nope. I'm loving it! 'Cuz nurturing two wolverines on my body and getting laughed at at school is still better than battling The Darkness," Timmy reassured before closing his locker to see one very angry bully. "Francis... Hey." he then greeted nervously.

KAPOW! Timmy was punched away and CRASHED! into a locker next to Trixie.

"Trixie, heeeeyy," Timmy smiled innocently at his former crush. "Any chance we could be friends after I shared a sweet lip-lock with another girl on a Blue Moon in space?"

"Help! Police!" Trixie cried out and ran away.

"That would be a no." Timmy said only to bump into Francis who then punched him, landing him into Crocker's class.

WHAM! Timmy landed in a chair, locking on his arms and ankles.

"Turner! I've completed my online tattoo diploma!" Crocker laughed mockingly as he held a drill. "Now I can give you F's that only LASER SURGERY CAN REMOVE! Ah-hahahaha!!!"

Later in the school cafeteria, Timmy sat with Darla, Amber, and Annabelle with "F's" tattooed all over him, and wolverines still

growling and attached and Timmy's lunch had Cosmo as jell-o, Poof as a cookie, and Wanda as milk while Annabelle had a blue lunchbox.

"Ahem?" Wanda soon cleared her throat to her godson.

"No... Still loving my non-Darkness-filled normal day." Timmy reassured only for Francis to suddenly punch him yet again.

Cherry and the others sat under a tree in the schoolyard as Timmy was punched and sent flying up there while Cosmo and Wanda arrived in their squirrel forms.

"I GIVE UP!" Timmy finally cried out. "Forget normal. I was wrong."

"Waaay wrong?" Cherry asked.

"Waaay wrong!" Timmy replied.

"Super wrong?" Cherry then asked.

"Super wrong!" Timmy replied.

"You're always wrong?" Cherry grinned.

"I'm always--" Timmy began to say before glancing at Cherry. "Hey! Not always."

Cherry just had an impish smirk in response.

"Hmph," Timmy rolled his eyes before cueing Cosmo and Wanda. "I wanna start this day over. I don't want the most normal day ever. I wish I had the BEST day ever!"

"Now that's more like it!" Wanda declared, as she and Cosmo lifted their wands...

And then we rewound back through the entire day, zipping at hyperspeed back to Timmy in his bed. "Darkness... Francis... F-tats... GAH!!" he exclaimed, shooting awake, before seeing a water slide in his bedroom! "Water slide! Cooool~!"

"Welcome, Timmy, to your best day ever!" declared Wanda.

"I don't think you'll ever want to leave it!" Cosmo exclaimed, before he briefly seemed to skip like a scratched record. "L-L-Leave it!"

"Did anyone else see that?" Cherry asked, though no one seemed to answer her question.

"Whoo-hooo!" Timmy cheered.

Seconds later, the water slide ended in the kitchen, flinging Timmy into the air and into his chair. Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof then poofed up as hair dryers and blew Timmy dry.

"Good morning, best son ever!" Mrs. Turner greeted as she turned around, looking absolutely gorgeous as she leaned in, giving her son Timmy-shaped waffles, eggs, bacon, a milkshake, and cupcakes. "And here's the best breakfast ever!"

POOF! Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof were the cupcakes.

"Oh, Timmy like!" Timmy beamed in excitement.

BOOM! The door went open and in came Timmy's dad with two golden tickets. "Oh, Timmy! I've got two tickets to the Father/Son Crimson Chin convention!" he then announced.

"And...?" Timmy said, expecting more.

"And why go to the convention when you can have the convention come to you?!" Mr. Turner soon added, pulling out a remote and pressing it.

Suddenly, the kitchen became a comic book convention with Chin comics and goodies galore.

"Awesome! This is the best day ever!" Timmy cheered.

BAM! The door was kicked open by Vicky and she was holding two wolverines. "Not for long, 'cuz it's time to play wolverine ball!" she then grinned, whipping her wolverines at Timmy, but a trampoline raised in front of Vicky, boinging the wolverines back at her, knocking her right out the door. "Ahhh! Flesh-eating Wolverines hurt!" she then cried out.

"I take it back," Cherry noted. "I like this day... It's a hard day's day." she then said with a bit of an admittingly lame joke.

Crickets chirped over the sounds of her friends.

"Typical." Cherry muttered since no one laughed at her joke.

"EVERYBODY LAUGH!" Atticus soon called out which then made them all laugh.

"Okay... It wasn't that funny." Cherry said to the others.

Soon, Timmy was strolling through the hallway while the kids waved and slapped fives with him, until he ran into Francis.

"Francis... Heyyyy!" Timmy smiled as he waved nervously.

Right as the pale-skinned bully wound up to punch Timmy... Tweeeeeeee... WHA-PING! ...A 2-ton safe dropped right through the ceiling and crushed him!

"I think it's a safe bet that Francis won't be bothering you anymore!" Lionel quipped.

"Not a bad wish, Timmy," Cherry remarked. "Although I have the strangest feeling that something is different... Something is off... Like my old friend Alex Russo usually says 'Everything is not what it seems'."

"I don't know who that is." Timmy replied.

"Alex Russo is a teenage--" Cherry began.

"I don't care! Just enjoy the great day, Cherry!" Timmy said before smiling. "You'd be a lot happier and better with your life if you just smiled a little more."

"Hmm..." Cherry paused and narrowed her eyes suspiciously. "I don't know, I just feel like I can't fully relax and enjoy this experience." she then looked over as Atticus used his magic to bring out Cherry's favorite things and food to help cheer her up.

"Hey, Cherry! Why don't you have some boneless wings or seafood?" Mo suggested. "It's very good and tasty!"

"...Aren't you a vegetarian?" Cherry asked.

"Not for me, for you!" Mo replied. "We're all here for you, Cherry!"

"...Well, okay." Cherry shrugged as she soon decided to try to enjoy Timmy's wish of the best day ever.

Just then, Annabelle arrived with a wide smile. "Hi, Timmy!" she beamed. "My family moved to town, so now we can be together!" She hugged Timmy, who smiled back.

A little while later, Crocker finished tattooing the same picture of Timmy on Annabelle's arm. "Now get outta here, you kooky love birds, before something falls from the sky and hits me!" he beamed.

As if on cue... WHAM! Francis dropped the sky and clobbered Crocker. Timmy grinned down at his fairy pencils in his pocket.

"Wait... There's more!" Wanda replied.

WHAM! In an instant, a crate full of 'Imported Wolverines' fell right near Crocker and Francis before it broke open, revealing (what else?) some snarling, ferocious-looking wolverines.

"Wolverines! And they want to eat my flesh! GAHHHHH!" shrieked Crocker, before he and Francis ran for their lives with the wolverines in hot pursuit.

SEVERAL MINUTES LATER...

Two lines of elephants parted like the Red Sea, to reveal Timmy and Annabelle, both dressed in white formal wear, standing on a podium which rose into the air; Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, and Murray, as doves, fluttered overhead.

"And now, the best day ever needs the best KISS ever!" Annabelle smiled.

"I think--!" Timmy started, before smoke rose from his head and he babbled nonsensically.

As the two of them puckered up, they leaned in and got ready to kiss... But, just before their lips could meet, five Eliminators crashed the party, riding on hover-choppers!

Animals ran for cover to get away from the chaos.

"I knew it!" Cherry glared. "I knew this all was too good to be true!"

Her friends also glared, though mostly at her as opposed to the chaos and their eyes even glowed red.

"Uh, guys? I never wished for ELIMINATORS and I'm pretty sure Annabelle didn't either!" Timmy said to his fairies.

"But Timmy. Neither did we!" Wanda replied as she, Cosmo, Poof, and Murray poofed back to normal.

The Eliminators soon pulled out their blasters and aimed.

"Get The Chosen One and Cherry Butler." One Eliminator demanded.

"Crashing our party? Who do you think you are, Maleficent?" Cherry scoffed before she ad Timmy both grabbed wolverines and both Jedi flipped in front of the dark intruders.

"That's right, I'm The Chosen One, who is in the middle of his best day ever and already defeated the mighty Darkness twice and I'll do it again." Timmy challenged.

"Timmy Turner, you did not defeat The Darkness..." The Eliminator began to say before taking off his helmet to reveal that he was actually Jorgen! "You and Cherry are IN The Darkness!"

The other two Eliminators then took off their helmets, revealing fairy and friendly familiar faces.

"Hi, Timmy!/Poof!" Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof greeted as Poof popped up behind his mother, being in a backpack.

"That's what's going on here..." Cherry realized. "None of you all are really here."

"We're right with you, all you need to do is wake up." Lionel told her.

"Stop saying that!" Cherry glared. "I'm not even asleep! I need to go outside!"

"But you are outside, Cherry." Lionel replied.

"What...?" Cherry asked.

"See for yourself~" Lionel said, bringing out a random mirror that would feel in place in a world like Wonderland to show that she and Timmy were indeed asleep and in some sort of other room together in the outside world.

"W-Why that's us... We are asleep..." Cherry realized. "This is just an illusion after we got swallowed up by The Darkness."

"That is correct, Cherry Butler," Jorgen said off her reply. "This is all an illusion designed to keep you distracted so you won't fulfill your Chosen One and adventurer duties and destroy The Darkness once and for all!"

"Don't believe them... D-D-Don't believe them, Timmy...!" The other Wanda said, seeming to short out a bit.

Jorgen, Cosmo, and Wanda blasted the Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof doves with a magic blast, which made them turn into Eliminators.

"No... It's not true," denied Timmy. "We've been in Dimmsdale having the best day ever. And I was about to kiss Annabelle!"

Suddenly the scene began to short out. Timmy looked around and saw Annabelle morph into... The LEAD ELIMINATOR!!

"Oh, I'm really glad I didn't kiss Annabelle!" shuddered Timmy.

"Glad we're all on the same page," said the fourth Eliminator on the bike, who pulled his helmet off to reveal Lionel. "Now TIME TO GO!"

"Lionel?! That's really you?" Cherry asked.

"We'll talk about it later!" Lionel replied, taking both Cherry and Lionel onto his bike to get them away from here. "It's GO TIME!"

And soon, WHOOSH! Cherry, Lionel, and Timmy rode away and escaped as more and more Eliminators began to appear out of Francis and the other schoolchildren.

"The Chosen One and Cherry Butler must not escape." The Eliminators spoke before transforming into hover-crafts and pursued away.

Timmy, Jorgen, Lionel, and Cherry were soon speeding through the streets. The world around them suddenly flickered and the Dimmsdale background went away and became a dark red pulsating vortex.

"What's going on?" Timmy asked.

"Where are we?!" Cherry added.

"You and Cherry both have been taken to the heart of The Darkness, and we're getting you out!" Jorgen replied. He revved the bike and everyone zoomed upwards, into the sky as the red background gradually turned pitch-black.

In seconds, the group of Eliminators suddenly caught up with them!

"Timmy Turner and Cherry Butler must stay...!" declared the Lead Eliminator.

As they got closer to the exit, it was clear that it was shrinking rapidly.

"Hurry up! The portal is closing...!" Cosmo exclaimed.

The Eliminators all morphed their arms into weapons, and were bearing down on the group.

"Hang on to your chosen butt as I hit warp speed!" Jorgen exclaimed. "But only because these guys couldn't afford 'Ludicrous Speed'!"

"Helmets on: it's time to rock..." Lionel began as he and the others hit the button labeled 'WARP SPEED'. "...And RIDE!!"

The last part of his sentence echoed, as the hover-bikes shot through a tiny hole in the Darkness. Cherry and Timmy both looked and felt nervous before they soon began to brace themselves for impact. The Darkness soon opened again after they left and The Lead Eliminator exited with his minions and a mysterious cloaked figure. The Lead Eliminator soon stopped and saw a flickering trail of Timmy and everyone else's flickering trail that noted their escape.

"Get Timmy Turner." The Darkness demanded in a haunting, whispery voice.

"Why? So you can keep him close to your heart and expose your one weakness?" The Lead Eliminator scoffed.

"Do not question your creator." The mysterious cloaked figure retorted.

"The Chosen One is not to be played with," The Lead Eliminator defended. "He is to be eliminated or he will destroy us all. And if you won't destroy him, I will."

"Return to me now. Do as I say." The Darkness snarled before trying to suck The Lead Eliminator right back.

"You are being foolish. I will not return! You cannot make me!" The Lead Eliminator glared as he formed mega blasters on his arms and blasted at The Darkness, causing the black hole too soon screech and react to the pain. "Timmy Turner must be eliminated!"

"Then you have outlived your usefulness to this mission." The mysterious cloaked figure soon said, shooting The Lead Eliminator with a plasma blast and KAPOW!

The Lead Eliminator was blasted into a million sparkling pieces that floated off into space!

"Timmy Turner is not to be Eliminated." The Darkness warned the other Eliminators.

"And neither is Cherry Butler," The mysterious cloaked figure added. "I want HER alive most of all."

"No, no, we're cool." One Eliminator reassured.

"Totally clear." A second added.

"Search every planet in the galaxy and find Timmy Turner." The Darkness soon demanded sternly.

"And Cherry Butler!" The mysterious cloaked figure added.

"Find Timmy Turner and Cherry Butler./Find Timmy Turner and Cherry Butler./Find Timmy Turner and Cherry Butler..." The dozens of Eliminators chanted as they began to soar our and scatter into space after The Darkness opened wider to release them.

Chapter Text

PA-ZHOOM! Timmy and the others arrived through a portal, back in the REAL Dimmsdale. As Timmy hopped off, everyone's faces were stretched-out from the warp speed.

"I wish our faces were normal!" Timmy declared.

With a sudden POOF!, everyone's faces were back to normal.

"So... We never destroyed the Darkness; we were inside it living a fantasy." Timmy said.

"Yep." nodded Wanda.

"And now that we're out, it's probably going to come back to get us." added Cherry.

"I'd put money on that!" Cosmo responded, before turning to Wanda. "Can I borrow some money?"

"And we're off to the Timmy-Cave, where my army is assembled and ready to battle the Darkness!" declared Timmy.

"Shpingo!" exclaimed Jorgen, who pulled on the nearby mailbox, and they all plunged down a steep slide.

"And awaaaaay we go!" Cherry soon called out.

They soon made it into The Timmy Cave to see the rest of Timmy's pals manning The War Room: Chester, AJ, Trixie, Dark Laser, Vicky, Mark, Timmy's parents, Crocker, and finally, Cherry's friends/adventure allies. "Welcome back, Timmy and Cherry!" they soon called out.

"Thanks for saving us, dude." Chester smiled.

"We stand beside you in your quest to defeat The Darkness," Dark Laser added. "Isn't that right, Flipsie?"

The dog flipping toy then did a flip in response.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO?!" Dark Laser then glared at his favorite companion.

"Timmy! I hope you don't mind, but I decided to see someone else." Trixie soon said as she rode by on her unicorn with Charlie beside her.

"Eh, that's okay," Timmy said before looking over at Annabelle and blushing. "Uh... Hey, Annabelle." he then greeted softly.

"Hi, Timmy..." Annabelle smiled before she also blushed.

The two then glanced at each other shyly before Timmy then puckered his lips, approaching Aabelle suddenly.

"Timmy!" Mr. Turner suddenly called out, picking up his son and taking his kiss.

"There's nothing wrong with giving your dad a man smooch, and we're glad to see you're safe, Chosen Son!" Mrs. Turner smiled before hugging and holding her son.

"Mom, If you could gimme a second..." Timmy said before he got out of the hug, then wet to kiss Trixie only for Mark to step in.

SMOOCH!

"Ohai, Mark." Cherry said to the alien prince.

"Nice man-smooch, but dude we have a lot of work to do," Mark soon told Timmy. "Like you must help me get my planet back!"

"And help us free Fairy World from the Eliminators and oh, yeah, stop The Darkness!" Jorgen added.

"And who knows what might happen to Greendale with those Eliminators wanting you too?" Atticus piped up.

"Cherry, we know you just got back from a pretty big rest, but--" Darla began to say as she walked over with Amber beside her.

"That's all right, Dimples. I'm ready for this," Cherry cut her off, sounding determined. "This is going to be the final ending for Timmy, Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof, and their series... Of events."

"That's what I'm talkin' about and that's what we're gonna do," Timmy added before calling upon his smart friend. "Together. AJ, status report."

AJ was staring at a monitor which projected an image of Earth from space. "No sign of the Darkness in our galaxy yet; just a harmless meteor shower." he replied as he saw a few meteors streaking through the sky.

"Good," nodded Timmy. "This will give us time to prepare, because nothing is going to stop us from stopping the Darkness!"

"Nothing's gonna stop us now." Darla added with a nod.

"Well said, Dimples," Cherry said. "Good to have you along for the ride."

Darla smiled, feeling excited and glad to be apart of this plan.

"I sure hope that the fairies in Fairy World will be okay," Annabelle said softly. "I'd hate if anything happened to Murray."

"Don't worry, kiddo. You won't lose me." Murray reassured as he put his arm around his godchild warmly.

Annabelle smiled at him softly.

Timmy soon marched through the war room like a leader. "Okay, as Chosen One I'm open to all ideas on how to stop the Darkness. But first..." he soon said before zipping right to Annabelle, then closed his eyes, going in for a kiss.

"No time for that," Murray said, preventing a kiss between Timmy and Annabelle. "You have a job to do."

"Okay. I'm gonna put getting that kiss on hold for a while," Timmy groused, but decided to just deal with it. "Now, we have to focus, get tough and get on our battle cry." he then suggested.

"Goochy-goochy-gooo~..." Nearly everyone else in the room suddenly said.

"Not the best cry, guys." Timmy told the others.

"I think they're kinda busy right now." Murray said to Timmy.

As Timmy looked over, his group was watching Poof smile in his crib.

"Oh, Timmy, Poof just woke up from his nap smiling!" Wanda gushed.

"Ah, is there anything more joyous than the sweet semi-circle located right below a child's nose?" asked Crocker, which is shocking because I didn't know Crocker could understand true joy.

"If I was babysitting that kid, I would never sic flesh-eating wolverines on it~!" Vicky cooed, which I have to declare "bullshit" on.

"Guys, we have to defeat the large spinning portal of death!" Timmy insisted.

"ONE MORE MINUTE!" Jorgen boomed, before he turned back towards Poof and 'awwwed' at the fairy baby again some more.

Lionel checked his pocket watch for a few seconds. "Honestly, you gotta cut out the self-sacrifice stuff; one a'these days, we ain't gonna be able to take it anymore. We're not as hardy as we seem, y'know," he told Cherry. "I was taking it pretty badly, but Atticus was taking it worse."

"It was a lot more exhausting than I thought it would be..." Cherry remarked.

Jackson soon looked down at Poof. "...My heart is as black as the hair on one side of my head... But not even I can resist how cute this little guy is," he then said before gushing before he cleared his throat. "Ahem... I have limits and standards... I have a little sister back home... Who I usually decide to disassociate myself from. You know what I mean?" he then asked Atticus.

Atticus stepped back with a glare, shaking his head as he put his arm around Darla protectively.

"That kid's smile is even cuter than Flipsie!" Dark Laser soon said.

Flipsie then suddenly flipped over that.

"He is too," Dark Laser then told his prized dog toy. "Look at that smile!"

AJ jumped in the command chair and soon, there were shown to be the locations of the first two wands. A Timmy Statue was holding the first white wand, and the second wand was standing lonely on the Blue Moon of Vegon.

"Any updates?" Cherry asked AJ.

"Okay if you recall, the white wand blasted The Darkness with white fire but it came back, and the second wand just puffed a big wind and did nothing..." AJ soon collected.

"And...?" Timmy prompted.

"That's all we got." Jorgen soon concluded.

"Then how are we supposed to beat the darkness?!" exclaimed Timmy.

"Easy, Timmy; because this time we're going to stay right by your side..." started Wanda, as she became Timmy's hat.

"...So you always have magic with you to help stop the Darkness!" Cosmo finished as he turned into a green backpack, with Poof inside as a pinwheel.

Suddenly, with a CRASH! The Lead Eliminator crashed down into the Timmy-Cave. "But it is I who will destroy the Darkness, after I finally destroy you and your pathetic army, Timmy Turner!" he declared.

"Wait... Did he just say HE was gonna defeat The Darkness?" Atticus asked.

"I guess so." Patch replied with a shrug.

"Think again, metal mouth!" Jorgen glared as he raised his wand up suddenly.

"No, Jorgen, don't because--" Timmy began to warn.

The Lead Eliminator then used his vortex mouth and sucked up the wand.

"They capture any weapon used against them..." Timmy then continued, sounding bummed out because his worst fears were realized.

Suddenly the Lead Eliminator's hands transformed into wands.

"And use it against us." Timmy soon concluded.

"Even with your new power, I am not afraid of you." Jorgen soon challenged The Lead Eliminator.

POOF! The Lead Eliminator then poofed a giant ICBM Missile onto Jorgen's back.

"Okay, maybe a little afraid." Jorgen then said before he suddenly blasted off and was gone.

"Oh, this is bad 'cuz he's bad and now he has fairy powers, and this is not going to end well." Crocker soon warned the others.

Darla looked down at her Moon Staff and soon put it on the floor and kicked it behind her back with her hands together before she whistled innocently so that The Lead Eliminator wouldn't take that either.

"Yep," nodded Lionel as he quickly whipped up a few phony magic wands for himself. "Just in case..."

The Lead Eliminator magic-blasted most of Timmy's army, and in a flash, Mom, Dad, Vicky, Crocker, Dark Laser, Chester, AJ, and Trixie were gone!

"Your army is eliminated," smirked the Lead Eliminator as he aimed his wand-arms at the group. "That just leaves you, Cherry Butler, and the Darkness on my "things to Eliminate" list."

"I wish I was outta here!" Timmy exclaimed.

"Yoooou got it!" Lionel declared as he waved the 'wand' for effect and POOF! The group was gone!

"Man, those kids are hard to destroy!" The Lead Eliminator groused, before glancing down at his wand-arms. "But, let's see what ELSE these babies can do. I wish I had a Timmy Turner Tracker."

As the L.E. burst from the now-empty Timmy-Cave, his arms turned into metal detectors. "Destroy Timmy Turner... And Cherry Butler." he grinned [or would have, if his face could emote], as he stomped off down the road, his tracker-arms beeping all the way.

Soon, POOF! Everyone else arrived at The Mall, for the time being, scaring away six teenagers known as Jonesy, Wyatt, Jude, Jen, Nikki, and Caitlin who were hanging out there since they were always there.

"We're at the mall?" Timmy asked.

"Well, you didn't say where you wanted to go, and who doesn't love the mall?" Cosmo replied. "There's slacks, snacks, The TV Shack."

In the window of "TV Shack", there was footage of the Lead Eliminator walking through town (think Terminator), destroying it and blasting cars out of the way.

"This is Chet Ubetcha saying a magic alien space robot is attacking Dimmsdale!" The local newscaster began to tell the viewers at home. "And even though the world is in a panic..."

Suddenly, there was a quick cut to people screaming in a panic with the chyron reading: "World in a panic!"

"Ahhhh! We're in a panic!" The six teenagers cried out before there was a quick cut back to Chet.

"The Military Extraterrestrial Research facility assures us it's nothing to worry about." Chet soon continued.

The MERF agents who sounded like Kronk were then shown.

"There's nothing to be worried about," The first agent spoke up. "The robot is just a..."

"Street sweeper." The second agent added.

However, people behind them were running and screaming as The Lead Eliminator walked by, blasting cars away.

"Ooh, good one." The first agent noted.

"Yes, it's a new 'hi-tech' street sweeper, but MERF is quickly assembling a task force to come up with better lies. Bye." The second agent added.

And soon, the two agents suddenly dashed away.

"Well, whatever that thing is... This is Chet Ubetcha saying if you're near the mall, get ready to be street sweeped to your doom!" Chet then concluded his broadcast.

"Oh, sugar honey iced tea..." Cherry complained.

"...Did he say 'mall'?" asked Timmy.

PZZZAP! In an instant, the mall vanished, leaving Timmy feeling exposed as the Lead Eliminator landed.

"Guess who wished up a Timmy Turner Tracker?" he sneered as he held his metal detector arms, which beeped rapidly before they turned back into hands. "I love having magic."

"Yeah; but I defeated you once before, and I'll defeat you again with my mighty Chosen One handshake of death!" Timmy declared, before he jumped up and shook his hand. Nothing. He shook it again. "I'm shaking your hand... It's the handshake of death... And you're not exploding... WHY NO YOU GO BOOM?!"

"I don't like where this is going." Cherry said, sounding glum as usual.

"Why do you have to be so negative about everything?" Timmy asked.

"It's just how I look at life," Cherry shrugged. "Especially in the life that's been handed to me for the past... Feels like an eternity."

The Eliminator then flung Timmy off... SPLAT! Timmy landed hard on the ground, knocking off Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof who transformed into their normal selves when they hit the floor.

"That may have worked when I was controlled by The Darkness, but now I control myself. With even more awesome power!" The Lead Eliminator mocked before his hands transformed into wands, aiming them right at Cherry and Timmy.

"That's it! You hurt my baby, my wife, and my godchild, and most importantly me!" Cosmo soon yelled and glared, being badass for once in his life. "You have awakened a giant, my friend! So face my awesome powers!"

POOF! Cosmo was soon poofed into a 20 foot bright green Godzilla.

"I can wish myself into Cos-zilla! Or... Taste the destructive might of the mighty Cosmo-Bot!" Cosmo soon continued angrily before he smashed down The Lead Eliminator, crushing him like a tin can, except for the two wand hands sticking up.

"Is it me, or is that kinda hot?" Wanda commented.

"No comment." Cherry and the others replied.

"And two wands? That's nothing! The mighty Cosmo-bot can wish up a million wands!" Cosmo then told The Lead Eliminator and was covered in wands. "And you make one mall disappear. Ha! I can make a million wands disappear!" he then added, suddenly killing his very hardcore moment.

POOF! All the wands were gone, including Wanda and Murray's wands, unless someone had a back-up plan.

"Wow, that could be my biggest screw-up ever." Cosmo then said as he shrunk back to normal.

"And I thought I did dumb stuff sometimes." Murray remarked.

Wanda then suddenly smashed Cosmo like a tin can. "WE DON'T HAVE ANY MAGIC!" she then scolded.

"Anybody got a Plan B?" Cherry asked her friends. "I don't care what meddling goes on, just HELP! That was awesome until Cosmo had to go and be himself!"

"Heh-heh-heh.... Okay then!" Lionel declared confidently. "Well, now! Looks like it's my turn!"

"I know I've said this before, and frankly I'm getting tired of saying it, but..." said L.E. "FINALLY, I will eliminate the Chosen One!" But before either side had a chance to attack... KA-POW! The Lead Eliminator was blasted backward, and crashed into a building. "...Unbelievable," he groused.

As Timmy and the others looked back, they saw that down the road was MERF, with a complete mobile army arsenal behind them: tons of Rockets, Mobile Missile Trucks, Tanks, etc.

"Okay, alien street-sweeper thing!" bellowed the second agent through a megaphone. "Taste the destructive might of MERF!"

"Ready, Aim..." started the first agent, before Timmy and Lionel ran up.

"Stop!" They yelled.

"Well, well; if it isn't Timmy Turner and his friends," said Agent #2. "Okay, now stand back. We have to destroy this thing."

As they talked, the Lead Eliminator shook off the rubble and stood tall.

"But if you blast him, he'll just absorb the weapons and use them against you!" exclaimed Lionel.

"You're saying that thing is a sentient being that converts any negative stimuli it encounters into its own destructive conscription?" asked Agent #1.

"Basically!" Lionel replied.

"What do you know? You're just a bunch'a stupid kids!" Agent #2 scoffed. "We're totally cool top-secret agents with a totally cool escape probe in case this goes horribly wrong!" he held up the keys to the Escape Probe, which was parked nearby.

"But it won't, 'cuz we're gonna launch every weapon, missile, and kitchen sink we've built since 1952 and blast it back to wherever it came from!" Agent #1 declared.

With the mobile defense trucks, missiles rose into position; soldiers with rocket launchers took aim, and a giant kitchen sink emerged from a plumbing truck.

"Wha...?" Atticus trailed off, bewildered.

"They did mention a kitchen sink," replied Lionel casually. "If those dopes fail, then it's on them."

"We call it 'Operation: Blow That Thing Up'," said Agent #2 as he started eating popcorn. "It's gonna be awesome!"

"So a Michael Bay movie..." Lionel rolled his eyes. "Faaaan-tastic."

"Just what we needed." Cherry groaned as she rubbed her head a bit wearily.

"Sirs, listen to reason!" Amber begged and pleaded. "We're telling you, you can't fire.

The second agent soon began to eat popcorn.

"Fire!" The first agent said, pressing a button, sending the bombs and missiles to fly at the Lead Eliminator as they ignored the warnings. It was a blitz!

The Lead Eliminator then opened his mouth wide and sucked in all the weapons, before beginning to shake and electric sparks flew inside of him.

"Okay, here comes the blowy-uppy part." The first agent noted.

Cherry shook her head as she looked a little sick to her stomach. The Lead Eliminator then swallowed the weapons and began to morph and grow into a gigantic DESTRUCTONATOR! Missile legs, truck parts for arms and tanks for feet, etc. He had grown like a big ol' Transformer at 50 ft tall. The two agents looked up in dismay as the second agent dropped his popcorn.

"We told you so." Cherry rolled her eyes, she began to look disheveled, sickly, and even rather pale for her usual skin tone.

"Come this way, Cherry," Timmy said to the perky goth before looking at her. "Say, you don't look so good. Are you feeling okay?"

"I'm fine..." Cherry said, even though she began to look like a ghost of her former self. "Just lead me to whatever your plan is."

Timmy looked concerned before he soon led her over to an escape while the two agents were distracted by their own stupid plan.

"Huh. Those guys were right." The second agent remarked.

"We should probably get to the Escape Probe... And where are the keys?" The first agent agreed before wondering.

They turned around, and saw that Timmy and the others were already inside the MERF escape probe. Timmy smiled and waved smugly, as Lionel smirked darkly.

"We took the probe," he said darkly.

The two agents pounded on the door, frantic. "NO FAIR! NO FAIR!" they screamed.

Lionel cracked his neck as he buckled everyone in, while Timmy sat in the pilot seat.

"Timmy, what are you doing?" Wanda asked.

Outside, the Lead Eliminator's hands transformed into beeping Timmy Trackers, and he turned toward the probe, spotting Timmy with his Terminator-like eyesight. "Turner..." he growled, before he began taking gigantic steps towards the escape probe. The trackers' beeps got quicker and louder as he got closer.

"I call this 'Operation: Save Our Butts'!" Timmy exclaimed.

"I like this plan; I'm excited to be a part of it!" Lionel beamed as Timmy hit the launch button; the escape probe blasted off, zipping between the Lead Eliminator's legs before rocketing into space.

The Timmy Tracker's beeping slowed, until it had completely stopped.

"HA! The Chosen One has fled your world, allowing it to become my world!" The Lead Eliminator smirked evilly. He formed his wand hands, raised them up, & then jammed them into the ground. Suddenly, out of the ground erupted a massive wave of shiny liquid metal! It spread out in a circle, turning the street and trees into shiny metal.

"Okay, time for 'Operation: Run'!" screamed Agent #1. All the agents and soldiers ran for their lives, but the metal wave caught up to them and roboticized them all!

"We are at your command, oh great street sweeper of doom." said Robo-Agent #2.

The Lead Eliminator smirked evilly. "Call me... The DESTRUCTONATOR!" he boomed.

Soon, the metal virus began to spread, even to the Turner house and we are soon shown Hawaii. Soon, we are soon shown Hawaii where two certain Eliminators were relaxing on the beach before they saw a giant metal wave coming right toward them.

"I hear Fairy World is nice this time o' year." The first Eliminator said to the other.

"Let's go." The second Eliminator replied.

WHOOSH! They then took off and the metal wave splashed down, turning the beach into metal as a certain young girl in a red dress was running with her blue pet who looked rather alien if you know what I mean.

Finally, Jorgen landed from his rocket excursion just missing the metal wave so was not turned into a robot. "That is what I call heavy metal. And where are you, Chosen One?!" he then remarked before crying out of concern.

Eventually, in outer space, the metal finished covering the Earth, turning it into a Lead Eliminator world (and even his face appeared on the planet).

Meanwhile, in another random part of Earth as the linen closet door opened up to show Drell, Hilda, Zelda, and Sabrina as they stepped out of the closet.

"Sure was convenient that we had to go to The Other Realm suddenly to find out about Sabrina's twin sister she and her friends never knew about because of story reasons and couldn't include them because of other story reasons." Hilda commented.

"You said it," Zelda nodded. "It was a great adventure that no outsiders got to see unless they're familiar with certain TV sitcoms back in the 1990's."

"Hey, aunties? You ever notice we haven't really done anything all week besides go to The Other Realm on vacation?" Sabrina asked as she stepped out of the closet first before her aunts and step-uncle joined her.

"Oh, Sabrina. You know we had to go away for a couple of weeks which is enough time in The Mortal Realm for one weekend and still have time to get ready for school on Monday." Zelda replied.

"Uh... Did some redecorating happen while we were gone?" Hilda asked, looking around.

They soon found that their home and nearly everything else and anyone else outside in the neighborhood was solid metal.

Drell blinked before he suddenly grabbed Hilda, Zelda, and Sabrina in his arms before disappearing back into the linen closet with them, shutting it behind them. "Time for another vacation!" he then called out before the door closed at his final word.

"Nooooooo!!!" Timmy exclaimed as he saw the Earth engulfed in a metallic coating.

"Timmy, there's no going back..." said Wanda.

"And there's no going forward!" Cosmo added. "Oh wait, yes there is. But we don't have wands!"

Poof gave Timmy a hug and a smile.

"Don't worry, there's still magic left in the universe!" the pink-hatted boy exclaimed.

"You mean the magic of a warm friendly smile?" asked Wanda.

"Eh, no. Operation "Get the wand on the Blue Moon of Vegon" is underway!" Timmy corrected.

"Also, I still have my magic!" Lionel added.

"And Poof has a very magical smile." Annabelle smiled sweetly at the family baby.

"Why is Cosmo and Wanda's baby purple and round?" Murray randomly asked, but no one answered him.

"Go, guys... Use your powers... I have no other better ideas anyway..." Cherry soon said, sounding very weary and winded.

"Cherry, you look a little zonked out," Atticus suggested. "Maybe you should lie down."

"But... I wanna help... This is... My adventure after all..." Cherry replied, getting more and more sluggish by the minute.

"We can handle it right now, Cherry," Mo said with a small smile. "Like Lionel said, he still has his magic."

"Aye, and there's at least enough to share with ya!" Lionel replied. "We just gotta find Vegon, and maybe, just MAYBE, things will start looking up."

"And here I thought... Atticus was the Pollyana..." Cherry grunted.

"Well, he's positive, you're negative... I feel like I'm the middle," said Lionel. "Don't get me wrong, I know a bad sitch when I see one; but now that we're away from the Eliminators, I can use my powers to get us there faster!" With a gesture, he magicked up two more sets of jet boosters, which pushed the ship further along.

Some random music began to play as everything grew dark and a spotlight shined down on Cherry before she got up and looked a little energetic for a musical metaphor while everyone else looked a little oblivious to her sudden obligatory musical number. "Who?, Who?, Who?, Who? Who?, Who?, Who?, Who? Who... Am I?~" she then started to sing before she had an easel, painting a question mark. "Who am I?~" she then added, painting a photorealistic portrait of someone who resembled her outside of the internet. "I just can't remember, Who am I?, I just can't recall~" she then added, showing a 10-year-old girl who looked like herself too, if a bit more unlucky and unfortunate than her own life. "Who am I to sing this somber song?, When you've got other worlds of story, there's something wrong, Who am I?, Please tell me, Who am I?, Do you know me? My name could be PerkyGoth14, or it could be Cindy, I just can't recognize myself, I don't know if I'm ready, Who am I?, I have a right to know, Who am I? Am I friend or foe?~" she then started to paint other characters from various adventures and other universes with the words "Perkyverse Prime", "Mangaverse", "Toonyverse", and even "Justiceverse". I" have so many adventures, It makes it hard to tell, I don't know what my first name is, but several characters and so-called friends tell, Who am I?, Who am I?, Who am I?, Who am I?, Who am I?~"

Suddenly, Cherry's phone began to ring before she hit the answer button.

"Hello-o-o?~" Cherry answered in a musical voice.

"Hello. To whom am I speaking?" The caller asked on the other line.

"I... Don't... Kno-o-ow~..." Cherry answered in song as everything faded to black suddenly.

The song then ended as everything went back to normal as Cherry went back to lie down and get a little rest until they would make it to The Blue Moon.

Chapter Text

Meanwhile, on a frozen planet. BOOM! BOOM! Two Eliminators landed as their scanners blipped and beeped.

"No sign of Timmy Turner on the Iced Planet of Hoth." One Eliminator said on a wrist-com.

Deep in outer space, The Darkness spun in the voice of space. "Where are you, Timmy and Cherry?" the dark voice demanded.

"Cherry's bound to show up sooner or later... She can't go on without my say so after all." The mysterious cloak figure added rather darkly.

Back on The Blue Moon, there was a CRASH! as The MERF Probe crashed. The door then plopped open as our heroes rolled out, dazed and confused.

"Great landing, Tex." Wanda snarked.

"Hey, I'm The Chosen One, not a pilot!" Timmy retorted.

"But look! Magic~" Cosmo pointed out.

"Oh, good... It's still there!" Annabelle smiled.

The Second Wand was shown to be still stuck in the crystal scabbard.

"And so's that!" Patch added, showing a flag on the other moon that had the banner of "THE AIR BUDDIES WERE HERE".

Cherry and Lionel shared an eye roll at the mention of Air Bud's puppies a bit before they moved on.

"And here's the plan: we're gonna grab that wand, head back to Earth, use its magic to crush the Destructonator, and then show The Darkness the way to the lightness." Timmy soon pitched to the others.

"The plan won't work..." A voice out of the shadows of a ridge soon replied, showing a figure who had been a bit beaten down by the elements. "That's not what that wand is for."

"Turbo Thunder!" exclaimed everyone in unison. (Hey, at least we didn't have them all say his name one at a time, right?)

"And if you want to know its true purpose, we must work together." said the desolate would-be hero.

But Timmy wasn't having it. "Well, for-get it! You had your chance and you left us on Thunder World to get sucked up by the Darkness!" he retorted. "So stand back; I'm taking this puppy with me!" he then grabbed the shaft of the wand and pulled as hard as he could. "It won't budge."

"It's not supposed to budge; it's supposed to light our way." replied Turbo Thunder as he removed Timmy's hand from the wand. "Being on this moon with nobody to talk to but that rock over there," he said, gesturing to a rock, with a smiley face drawn on it [think Wilson the volleyball from "Castaway"]. "...Gave me time to think about humility, honor, lunch and how that stupid wand works; and I realize it doesn't work for me."

"What's with the two T's?" Annabelle soon asked once she saw the T's that Turbo Thunder got.

However, the two "T's" sunk slightly into the ground, causing it to rumble.

"Don't question; just smile." Turbo Thunder told her.

Soon, the dark side of the moon began to rotate and was now on the light side and the moon then started to turn and the glowing beginnings of a sunrise began to appear on the rocky horizon.

"The sun is rising!" Wanda cried out. "The dark side of the moon is becoming light!"

"I hope that's a good thing." Mo remarked as the light got brighter on all of their faces, but especially Timmy's.

Suddenly, on the horizon, a bright ray of sunlight burst through a crevasse in the rock and a beam shined off of Timmy's buck teeth and back at the wand. Suddenly the Star Crater then lowered like a platform elevator (the wand, meanwhile, remained outside like a big flag pole).

"Ahh, we're moving!" Cosmo noticed.

"Once again, I hope this is a good thing!" Mo soon repeated herself.

Timmy stood next to Turbo Thunder who then put his hand on the boy's shoulder as a yellow glow came over him. The crater then lowered into an Oz-type wonderland with fairy wand fields, lush forests, vines, and a training dome. Birds were flying and streams were gurgling.

"Oh, it's a very good thing," Mo soon smiled at the spread of nature. "It's a natural paradise just like Hope Island."

Turbo Thunder then pointed Timmy and the others toward a rock wall, it was a wall not unlike the cave prophecy. It even had some vines on it, showing a cave drawing of The Chosen one along with other people surrounding him, all standing in the middle of a triangle formation of three wands: The first Guitar wand, the second Blue Wand, and now a crystal-like wand.

"We have to find another wand!" Timmy realized once he saw what this meant.

"There's another wand?!" Cherry soon asked. "...I guess this IS a trilogy after all." she then shrugged.

"If you turn this into one of your stories, are you going to do Part 1, Part 2, and Part 3?" Patch asked.

"I... Don't think so," Cherry replied before she looked a bit weary again at the mention of stories. "I might, but I feel like it'd be best if they were all in one story, but we'll see... What happens after this... Adventure ends."

"Why not just showcase them as one story to save time?" Lionel asked. "Then that way, you won't have to worry about coming up with three separate descriptions!"

"That checks out," Cherry replied before looking over at Turbo Thunder. "ow then, you were saying?" 

"Yes, there is another wand," said Turbo Thunder. "And you have to find it, because seeing your teeth opened the cave, I realize now that I have been replaced as the chosen one."

"But get a load of this!" Lionel exclaimed, revealing the expansive field of magic wands, scattered about like dandelions. "So much for no more magic!"

"Whoa..." The others oohed and awed in surprise.

"We're magical again!" Cosmo beamed. "I have awesome powers again. Stand back!" And then, with an explosive POOF ! He poofed up something which was an ice cream sandwich.

"An ice cream sandwich?" The others asked.

"Yeah, you want one?" Cosmo asked as he grabbed and began to eat his dessert.

"Gimme that." Wanda glared, grabbing the wand from Cosmo and POOF! She poofed away all the ivy from the wall revealing something mystic new scribbled on the wall.

"It's the final prophecy." Turbo Thunder pointed out.

"What does it say?" Patch wondered.

"'To end the dark with the power thrice; the last wand lies inside Earth's ice'." Timmy read aloud.

"Thrice... That's such a Downton Abbey word." Cherry remarked.

"The Ice Wand completes the magic triad, and when combined with the White Fire Wand on Fairy World and the Wind Wand here on Vegon, it will emit a gazillion mega-ton burst of magic that will destroy The Darkness, ridding it from the universe forever." Turbo Thunder informed.

"Great, but how do we find a wand 'in the ice', when the Earth is covered in metal?!" Timmy soon asked.

"Because I'm going to train you and your friends, Timmy, then we will head back to Earth, and--" Turbo Thunder began to explain as there was another drawing of Turbo Thunder along with Timmy and the others until he realized what the boy suddenly said. "Wait. What do you mean the Earth is covered in metal? It doesn't show that here. Do you see metal Earth on the wall?!" he then suddenly panicked.

Suddenly, the cave prophecy glowed and burned with the image of the Destructonator/Earth with his face on it.

"The Prophecy changes!" Timmy soon cried out as a cloaked figure was shown with a giant eraser, looking like they were wiping Cherry's friends out of existence.

"And that creeper in the cloak wants to literally rub us out!" Darla cried out as she saw that.

"Looks that way. So we must change," Turbo Thunder said before taking a deep inhale. "'Operation: Train Timmy and the others to defeat the Robot Dude then Melt the Metal of Earth, So We Can Find the Ice Wand to LIGHT THE DARKNESS" is underway! WHO'S WITH ME?!" he then called out after saying the rather long operation name.

"We are!" Cherry and her friends replied.

"And if it means saving the universe, I, Cosmo, will eat every ice cream sandwich in the world to find the final wand." Cosmo soon said before poofing up a ton of ice cream sandwiches before unwrapping one.

"It says the wand is hidden in 'ice' not ice cream sandwich." Wanda reminded her husband.

"Yes, it does. Seeeeee, it changed..." Cosmo replied innocently, though it was clear those extra words were added in by him.

"You just wrote that, but at least you spelled it right." Wanda then said.

Cosmo was then shown to be caught chalk-handed. "Okay, busted, but I'll never give up my ice cream sandwiches!" he then retorted before diving into a pile of ice cream sandwiches. "...Besides, I was gonna share with you~"

"Aww... Cosmo, you've changed somehow for the better." Wanda soon said with hearts in her eyes.

Cosmo grinned before they went into the ice cream pile together before hearts suddenly filled the air which could only mean one thing.

"Okay... Moving on," Annabelle said before looking over. "What more can you tell us about this Chosen One business?"

"I'm glad you asked," Turbo Thunder said before putting his arm around Timmy as he began to tell them a story. "I can see why you were mistaken for me as the Chosen One, Timmy. You and I have a lot in common. My world, like yours, was destroyed by the Darkness."

"Are you about to have a flashback?" Atticus soon spoke up.

"Yes, I am." Turbo Thunder nodded.

"Mind if I try to see if I can use my flashback powers to show for everyone else to see? I have that sorta talent, ya see." Atticus soon added.

"Well... Okay, you can try." Turbo Thunder replied.

"But no interrupting the flashback and teleporting into it somehow and changing the flashback." Cherry soon spoke up.

"Why not?" Atticus asked her.

"Because that would render the current story as pointless and it would just give people yet another excuse to call you a Gary Stu," Cherry explained. "How do you think people would feel if you prevented Krypton from getting destroyed or if me and Lionel saved Thomas and Martha Wayne from getting gunned down?" she then retorted.

"Exactly." Lionel nodded as the ripples filled the screen. "Sometimes bad things have to happen for good things to occur in the long-run... Case in point, Batman Beyond and the events leading up to it. Luckily, there are alternate timelines, but I digress."

Wonderworld was soon shown and it appeared to be like a great big Earth meets Fairy World type world.

"I was just a boy loving life on my home planet of WonderWorld." TurboThunder began to narrate.

People were floating, running, and frolicking as the young hero was shown with his parents in the park.

"It was a magical place full of wonders not unlike your Fairy World," Turbo Thunder continued as his father lit the picnic candle with a small thunder pit. "We had powers, some strong, some not so strong. It was a peaceful life, until the day... The Darkness arrived."

"What is that?" Father Thunder wondered. "It's dark and scary."

"It must want to eat us!" Mother Thunder cried out in worry.

Suddenly bombs and missiles from the side of the screen shot up toward The Darkness. Kaboom! Kapow! Kawow!

"Thank goodness our wondrous planet is blasting the snot out of it." Father Thunder said to his family.

"But it didn't work. Soon The Eliminators arrived and took the only love I knew," Turbo Thunder continued to narrate as his younger self hid behind a tree only to see his parents get sucked into the Eliminator's vortex mouths. "Noooooo!" he then cried out.

The Darkness then started eating WonderWorld, causing the ground to start shaking. Soon, the planet began to break apart like Superman's home planet and like WordGirl's similar home planet, Lexicon.

"The force of The Darkness swallowing my planet caused it to break apart, hurtling me through space," Turbo Thunder continued to narrate as his young self did as he was saying. "Then I landed on a deserted pink planet where I swore I would train myself, perfect my wonder-powers..."

WHAM! A young Turbo Thunder flipped in the air and chopped down a tree. KAPOW! He then released small thunder pits and smashed a rock. WHOOSH! He swung on vines and swooped out of frame, but this time he landed as the man he was today.

"And get my revenge on The Darkness." Turbo Thunder soon continued, concluding the story and clapped his hands together like a thunder clap.

Back in the main story, the others began to look mesmerized by the story so far.

"Impressive..." Darla remarked as she stood with Amber and Annabelle.

"Indeed." Amber said while Annabelle nodded in agreement.

"And when you seized nature's sonic powers, you dubbed yourself Turbo Thunder." Atticus soon guessed.

"Hang on. I'm not done." Turbo Thunder glared.

"Sorry. Please continue." Cherry said as she decided to cover Atticus's mouth.

In the flashback, the yet-to-be-named warrior seized a flier falling from the sky. "Then I received an invitation to a "Chosen One Competition" in a land called Fairy World," he explained, as he looked upon the flyer: in 'American Idol' style-font it says, 'Chosen One Wanted'.

A little while later, outside a theater, the yet-to-be-named warrior waited in a huge line of would-be buff and not-so-buff heroes. At a table, the Four Elders sat like the American Idol judges.

On the stage was a giant ogre, who pulled out a bow & arrow, while Elder #1 had an apple on his head. The ogre fired his arrow, and hit Elder #2 (sitting next to Elder #1) right in the chest.

"Next...!" groaned Elder #2.

After him, a centaur did a tap dance, and gave a big finish, complete with jazz hands.

"Next!" declared Elder #1.

Finally, up came our hero. He seemed nervous but channeled his thunder pits and shot them, causing the theatre to explode in a hail of rubble! The Four Elders' hands popped up from the rubble, each giving a thumbs-up.

"It was THERE that I became Turbo Thunder," explained Turbo Thunder. "The Elders wanted me to have a cool actiony name. I couldn't be a chosen one with a stupid name like 'Pippy Dinglefitz', or something."

"Yeah, that's how marketing works," Lionel nodded. "You oughta see some of the crappy ideas Bob Kane came up with for Batman's first costume!"

"Then I perched myself on the highest peak of ThunderWorld and waited for the Darkness to return, so I could seek my revenge!" declared Turbo Thunder, as he remembered waiting atop that peak. "And I waited... And waited..."

"And then you fell asleep and missed your calling." Timmy interrupted.

"You would have too, if you sat on the highest peak on ThunderWorld for 12 eons," Turbo Thunder retorted as he awakned from his reminiscing. "Do you know how long an eon is?"

"Probably sounds like 12 Math classes at once with a dash of History lectures." Cherry guessed.

"Alright, we--Or... Uh... I'm sorry." Timmy said to Turbo Thunder.

"But I have accepted my fate as the former Chosen One who slept through his destiny, and as the new Chosen One, you must now accept yours," Turbo Thunder replied as he faced the boy in question. "For Timmy Turner, I am--"

"Whoa, you're not going to tell me that you're my father, are you?" Timmy suddenly asked in concern.

"No! No. I am going to help you!" Turbo Thunder countered as he pulled a lever on the wall. "I will make you stronger, faster and so powerful that you will be able to crush the metal robot dude, and then crush The Darkness."

"Look out, Robo Dork and Darkness; it's time you met Turbo Timmy," Timmy grinned out of determination before he ripped off his shirt before looking quickly embarrassed. "I can't believe I did that again. I wish I had some clothes." he then whispered to Wanda.

"No. You wish you had Turbo Clothes." Turbo Thunder disagreed before he pulled out his old Turbo Thunder suit from when he was a kid and soon slapped it on Timmy.

"And since Timmy is our friend too, it'll be our honor and duty to help out as well." Annabelle vowed.

"Well, he's my cousin, but the same principles apply." Amber piped up.

"It'll be good to have extra help while we have it," Turbo Thunder nodded. "Now, let's get to work."

MEANWHILE, BACK ON EARTH...

Things had gotten bad, and they were gradually getting worse.

The Destructonator had his newly roboticized slaves working on gathering all of the weapons they could find. "I said GET TO WORK!" he barked.

Meanwhile, the two robo-agents were shown to be directing traffic, starting with a couple of trucks. "Yes, O Great Destructonator." they then obeyed loyally.

"I want my ultimate secret Darkness destroying weapon finished!" The Destructonator continued.

Suddenly Jorgen arrived at the scene, making himself into a mock robot (garbage can body, dryer vent arms, foil on his head etc.), and acting as a spy. "Bede-bede-I am a robot just like you. What is our assignment?" he then spoke to the two robo-agents.

"We are turning the Earth into the Destructonator's surprise weapon." An agent spoke.

"I love being a robot, beedee beedee, and what is the surprise?" Jorgen then said.

WHAM! The Destructonator arrived and picked Jorgen up! "Oh, just an Earth filled with 20 million gigatons of explosives that destroy The Darkness." he then informed.

"Explosives will not destroy The Darkness, it will only use the new weapons against you." Jorgen countered.

"Not when the explosives detonate in the heart of The Darkness," The Destructonator retorted. "It's one true weak spot."

"But the Darkness will never let any weapons enter its heart." Jorgen then said.

"No, but it will let Timmy Turner!" The Destructonator retorted before laughing creepily, but a bit awkwardly as well since he was a robot. "A-ha-ha-ah..."

"And soon, it'll be my time to rub out Cherry Butler," The mysterious cloaked figure soon said, bringing out a giant eraser for a literal metaphor. "Literally! It's time to put an end to these silly and pointless adventures once and for all."

"You can't destroy Cherry and her friends either!" Jorgen then said. "If we lose them, we'll all lose each other, and this will have all been for nothing!"

"That's exactly what I'm counting on," The mysterious cloaked figure replied. "She may be able to help Timmy Turner conquer The Darkness with her friends, but what will it even prove by inserting herself into the adventure? I know what I'm doing and no one will stop me because I'm in control now!"

MEANWHILE, BACK ON VEGON...

Deep within a jungle, Timmy, Turbo Thunder, and their friends were swinging from vine to vine.

"Come on, Timmy. You can do it!" declared Turbo, as Timmy did a flip and caught another vine. "The Destructonator will be quick. You need to be quicker."

Timmy swung... And slammed right into a tree!

Shortly, Turbo Thunder rolled giant boulders down a hill. "He will be fast, and you need to be faster!" he declared.

Cherry and Atticus dodged a few giant boulders (like Mario in a Wii game) but then... WHAMMO! They got nailed. Of course, Atticus being who he is, it didn't even phase him, but you all know how that is.

Soon after, Lionel struggled while climbing up a rock wall without using his powers; Turbo Thunder was at the top holding the other end. "His will is strong, yours must be --" he started, before seeing Poof smiling nearby while being swung around in a vine swing by Wanda. T.T. got distracted, and let go of the rope. "Oh, look at that smile~!"

While Turbo Thunder was making smiley faces at the cute Poof, Lionel immediately plummeted like a rock into the ground.

"I could look at that smile all day~!" gushed Turbo Thunder.

"I know; it's like nothing else in the world matters!" Wanda chimed in.

"Where's Lionel?" Cosmo asked

The boy in question laid at the bottom of the ridge, face-first on the ground and muttering expletives into the dirt.

"Uh... You okay, Lionel?" Cherry asked as she looked over.

"I hope he's okay." Atticus said nervously.

"Ooh, sorry there, buddy," Turbo Thunder said to Lionel. "I kinda got distracted by that smile."

"Whatever..." Lionel grumbled as he re-inflated his face.

Shortly afterwards, the group was outside of the escape probe.

"Now, finally the Destructonator will be forceful; you need more force!" Turbo Thunder instructed.

Timmy tried to go Jedi-mode on the probe, but it didn't even budge. Annabelle frowned and tilted her head.

"No! No! Like this! Come on." Turbo Thunder told Timmy before closing his eyes and holding out his hands.

The ship was soon raised and even fixed up into being perfect.

"Cool." Atticus smiled.

"Well, I can't do that stuff!" Timmy glared at his new mentor. "I don't have 'special' powers like you. I'm just a normal Earth boy.

"What?" Turbo Thunder asked, suddenly snapping out of his trance, causing the probe to crash back down on the ground as Mo used her vines to snatch Cherry out of the way before getting crushed.

"Thanks." Cherry said to the tomboy.

Mo smirked and nodded in response.

"You don't have special powers?!" Turbo Thunder cried out to Timmy. "How are you gonna stop The Darkness?"

"That's what you're supposed to teach him." Patch reminded.

"You can't teach special powers! You are the worst Chosen One ever," Turbo Thunder scoffed at Timmy at first. "Probably worse than Henry Hart in Swellview."

"Well, that's a bit too harsh." Atticus said as even he couldn't stand that kid.

"Yeah, I've heard that." Timmy rolled his eyes in response.

"Well, you're no prize either, buddy!" Amber glared at Turbo Thunder, defending her cousin.

"Yeah!" Lionel added. "What kind of Chosen One sleeps through his destiny?"

"Now unless you're gonna help us, we can take our business elsewhere," Darla suggested sternly. "You think YOU had a rough past? I had it a lot harder than you possibly could!"

"You're just a cutesy little girl," Turbo Thunder retorted. "What could you know about a hard life?"

"Try being adopted into a new family only to be put to work right away." Darla scoffed and rolled her eyes.

"Darla, your family wouldn't hurt you like that." Annabelle reminded, misunderstanding at first.

"No, not the Fudos, before them..." Darla replied. "It's a long story. I'll tell you later."

"Oh. Okay," Annabelle said before looking over. "Anyway, Mr. Turbo Thunder, surely you can still help out Timmy in his time of need as the rest of us can hold our own because of different powers and abilities."

"You're right..." Turbo Thunder sighed in defeat before he soon looked down at Timmy. "Oh, I really was hoping I wouldn't have to do this... Close your eyes." he then said as he grabbed Timmy's hands and looked right at him.

"Dude, I'm a little uncomfortable with this." Timmy commented.

Suddenly, a glowing power surge built in Turbo Thunder's feet then spread up his body into his hands. "Suns and storms and flight for hours, I transfer to you my turbo powers!" he soon proclaimed.

Energy surged within their bodies, engulfing Timmy in the glow; his body swelled up and the two of them spun together in a tornado. Eventually, the tornado dissipated, and they both fell to the ground again. Timmy was back to his normal size, and Turbo Thunder looked exhausted.

"Did it work?" Patch asked.

"I think so." Atticus replied.

"I'm really going to miss my thunder pits." Turbo Thunder said wearily.

"You'll probably get them back later." Mo guessed.

Timmy soon snapped out of a trance.

"Timmy, are you okay?" Wanda asked softly.

"I feel kinda weird." Timmy said.

"I hear ya. I think I ate too many ice cream sandwiches." Cosmo replied, looking a bit greener than usual.

"I can't believe it. You transferred your powers to me?" Timmy asked Turbo Thunder in surprise.

"Now you have the powers of The Chosen One and can defeat The Darkness." Turbo Thunder nodded at the boy.

"Huh... I guess you aren't so bad after all." Darla replied.

"Timmy Turbo Thunder Pits: activate!" exclaimed Timmy, as he raised his arms; two thunder balls formed in his pits and zapped into his hands. The Thunderballs shot away and crushed the big rocky tower. BOOM!

"Awesome!" Timmy exclaimed. "Now let's do this."

"Just a few more things." said Turbo Thunder.

"Like wishing Turbo Timmy up some turbo deodorant?" asked Cosmo.

"No!" Turbo Thunder retorted. "We need to light the wind wand!"

"All right, let's see what we can do about that then." Atticus suggested.

Timmy soon held up his arms and clapped above his head. KABOOM! Thunder balls hit the wand but nothing happened.

"Oh, no, it didn't work!" Wanda cried out.

"Are we missing a step?" Patch guessed.

"Ah, right. Actually, you have to thunder clap twice." Turbo Thunder then suddenly memorized.

CLAP! CLAP! KABOOM! Suddenly the wand glowed and spun like a magic pinwheel, causing the wind to get huge.

"All right, that's probably better than the tornadoes down in Kansas!" Cherry called out.

"Now to Earth?" Timmy asked Turbo Thunder.

"No. We need to make one little stop and get you an army." Turbo Thunder replied.

"Uh, what do you call this then?" Cherry asked, gesturing to herself and the others.

"Just trust me," Turbo Thunder retorted to her. "A small group," he added. "An army is more than just five or six people."

"Now, ON TO FAIRY WORLD!" Lionel declared as he poofed everyone off to Fairy World.

"I was just asking!" Cherry piped up as her voice echoed.

"Stop questioning people trying to help you!" Turbo Thunder retorted as his voice also echoed.

Back in Fairy World, it was still very dark and depressing as the fairies still sang the depressing song while they marched. The two recurring Eliminators were even watching from their lounge chairs, sipping drinks.

"Man, that song is depressing." The first noted.

"Yeah, but the weather here is great." The second nodded.

PLINK! Something suddenly fell from the sky.

"Oh, no. Is it raining?" The first asked in concern.

PLINK! Another thing fell from the sky. And another.

"No. Much worse." The second Eliminator warned as he picked up what looked like a magic wand.

The two Eliminators soon looked up to see that they had some company in the sky.

Turbo Thunder was flying the MERF space probe while the rest of the group had sacks of golden wands to give right back to the rightful owners.

"Hey, you guys haven't seen a world full of imprisoned fairies who could use some magic, have you?" Murray soon asked his, Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof's fellow fairies.

"Because they sure look like they could use some help." Annabelle added.

"Look! Up in the sky. It's the Chosen One!" exclaimed Cupid, as Timmy and his friends dumped wands down on Fairy World.

"And it's raining wands..." said Juandissimo as he gazed back at his reflection in the golden star. "...which I admit is the only thing prettier than me!"

"Remember, you can't use magic directly on an Eliminator, or they will use it against us!" Timmy explained as he leapt from the probe and landed on the ground.

"It's RAININ' wands!~" Cherry soon attempted to sing. "Hallelujah, it's rainin' wands~"

"Uh... Yeah." Timmy blinked at what Cherry said, not understanding that reference.

"Then we'll just use the magic indirectly." Cupid soon told Timmy before he turned and blasted a hole beneath the two Eliminators, causing them to scream and fall in.

However, suddenly, a band of Eliminators charged into the scene with their arms turned to blasters.

"Oh, I see where you are going with this," Juandissimo noted before he then poofed up 10 pink elephants next to him. "Get 'em boys!"

Cherry and Atticus blinked at each other as the sight of pink elephants made them think of something before they then looked back at the group behind them.

"And we'll have to be careful about our own abilities," Cherry told her friends. "You know what to do."

"I shall try my best..." Darla said before she brought out her Moon Staff and did the chime she always had to do whenever she was about to kick butt. "Silver Crystal Power Make-Up!" she then called out before she soon transformed into her own version of Sailor Moon, complete with poses and even saluted. "In the name of the Moon and the power of friendship with my new friends and family, I will punish The Darkness!" she then proclaimed while everyone else got ready in their own way.

But suddenly, more Eliminators landed everywhere: 3 more, 4, 8... To put it simply, they had the fairies backed into a corner.

"There's too many of them; they're gonna blast us!" exclaimed Cosmo.

"Timmy, what do we do?" asked Wanda.

As the Eliminators drew their weapons, Timmy grabbed Poof. "Time to enact 'Operation: cootchy-cootchy-coo'!" he started tickling his fairy godbrother with his fingers. "Cootchy-coo! Cootchy-cootchy coo!"

"Timmy, we need to disarm the enemy, not play with the baby!" Turbo Thunder protested.

Timmy turned Poof, and held him up to the Eliminators; as Poof smiled and giggled, the Eliminators dropped their blaster arms and practically melted.

"Awwwwww~" they all gushed. "Who's got the cutest smile in the universe~?"

"Now that they're disarmed..." Timmy said. "I wish there was a giant hole underneath them."

"I gotcha!" Lionel exclaimed as he bobbed his head, creating a large hole beneath the Eliminators, and making them all fall inside.

"Ooh. That works." Timmy noted.

Amber then waved her hands a certain way, shooting ice right out from the palms of her hand to seal the hole in an ice trap so that the Eliminators couldn't get out easily even if they wanted to.

"Yes! We are free!" Juandissimo cheered as he soon ripped his shirt off and grinned at his muscles. "I never get tired of that."

"Well, I do." Cupid retorted.

"I know I do too." Cherry agreed.

"Timmy, light The White Wand of Fire!" Turbo Thunder soon told the boy.

Timmy then double clapped and KABOOM! He was able to light the wand on the statue of himself. The warmth from the flame then spread over Fairy World, making it a happy place again. And of course, because of this, the fairies cheered in victory.

"And now Fairy World is free!" Patch beamed.

RRRRRIP! Juandissim ripped off his shirt again.

"That was completely unnecessary." Patch narrowed his eyes.

Timmy soon landed in front of his new army and adventure allies.

"Timmy, what's the plan?" Juandissimo asked the boy. "Will I need my shirt off, like this?" he then added as his shirt popped off.

Cupid sighed as that ended up being a very annoying running gag.

"And now it's annoying." Atticus complained.

"It's time for 'Operation: We-need-to-find-the-Ice-Wand-but-the-Earth-has-been-turned-metal-by-a-rogue-Eliminator-who-must-be-stopped-first'." Timmy soon proclaimed.

"Good plan," Juandissimo noted. "Long, but good."

"You heard the kid," Mo told the fairies. "Wands up and let's head on down to Earth!"

Like a giant robot's jet thrusters, Timmy's TurboSuit ignited, and he led all the fairies into space, with Wanda and Cosmo following along with Turbo Thunder's Merf Probe, Cupid, Juandissimo, and the other fairies. Once they were all gone, Eliminator #2 and #1 climbed out of the hole.

"This is Eliminator 1," said the first robot. "The Chosen One and Cherry Butler have been spotted..."

Far out in space, the Darkness spun, while the mysterious cloaked figure waited. Suddenly, they received the message.

"They're on their way to Earth..." said Eliminator #2.

"...Eaaarrrtthhhhh..." bellowed The Darkness.

"Gotcha where I want you now, ya little meddler," The mysterious cloaked figure said about Cherry's coordinates. "This is the end for you... The final chapter."

WHOOSH! Suddenly, The Darkness was gone as the story escalated further.

Meanwhile, The Destructonator was holding Jorgen like a rag doll and soon plucked off his wings. "The Fairy flies... The fairy flies not." he said before he soon dropped the unwinged Jorgen and the toughest fairy in the universe soon landed on the metal ground. CLINK!

"What are you going to do to me now?" Jorgen soon asked. "Turn me into a robot?"

Suddenly the metal around Jorgen morphed and formed into a chair that locked him in with brackets.

"No. I'm going to give you a front-row seat as the Earth, Cherry Butler, and The Chosen One are swallowed into the heart of the Darkness and erased and then kabloey! No more Darkness and no more Chosen One." The Destructonator replied.

"And especially no more Cherry's Adventures." The mysterious cloaked figure added.

Soon, the robo-agents drove by in their truck, driving into the Earth hole. It crashed into other trucks piled up out of it. The Earth was then filled with missile trucks.

"Earth is ready for detonation." The second agent reported.

"Here is your detonator, Destructonator." The first agent added, giving the Destructonator the detonator.

"Hey, that rhymes. Cool." The second agent noted.

"Yeah, but your plan has one small problem," Jorgen soon taunted. "The Darkness is not here!

Suddenly, WHOOSH! The Darkness appeared on the horizon.

"Okay, but you are still without The Chosen One and Cherry Butler!" Jorgen soon added.

WHOOSH! Someone else had arrived with glowing green eyes, snow-white hair, and in a black and white suit. "Whoops! Wrong universe." he then said once he arrived.

"Is this the right way, Danny?" Dani asked as she poked her head out.

"Wrong way! Let's turn around." Danny told her before they suddenly exited.

Jorgen looked confused at first before seeing Timmy arrives in his thunder suit.

"Hey, Jorgen." Timmy greeted before Cherry soon joined him.

"Somehow I feel like we came over at a personally bad time." Cherry guessed based on Jorgen's reaction.

"...Hey, whaddyou say we just go with the 'turning-me-into-a-robot' thing?" Jorgen asked.

"Timmy Turner; Cherry Butler...I've been waiting for you!" declared the Destructonator. "And so has the Darkness."

"...Timmy Turner... Cherry Butler..." boomed the Darkness.

"Turner! The Earth is filled with explosives, and he's going to use the planet to destroy the Darkness!" shouted Jorgen. "Which I'm totally on board with, but the part I hate is that I'm strapped to this chair heading toward my own destruction!"

"The only thing getting destroyed today is you, Destructonator!" declared Timmy, pointing a finger at the massive machine.

Suddenly the metal ground around Timmy grew arms and captured him and Cherry, seating them right next to Jorgen.

"Think again, Chosen Ones." sneered the Destructonator.

"Eh, I think you might have walked into a trap." commented Jorgen.

"No, really?" asked Cherry flatly. "However did you figure that out?"

"Now you all have front row seats to your doom, and the end of Cherry's Adventures!" declared the mysterious cloaked figure.

"What do you want from me?!" Cherry complained. "It's not like I asked for this adventure lifestyle!"

"No, but I did." The mysterious cloaked figure replied darkly and ominously.

"...What?" Cherry asked, feeling confused. "What're you talking about?"

"Oh, don't worry," Timmy reassured. "I can stop this."

"Oh, yeah?" The Destructonator retorted. "You and what army?"

Suddenly BLAST! A laser hit the ground and the metal began to peel away! We could soon see the green grass of Dimmsdale again. The Destructonator then looked up and up above, circling the Earth (like a ring of Saturn), the fairies were blasting magic down to Earth and even Annabelle was able to help due to her own special abilities with other fairies like Cupid, Juandissimo, and Binky being among them. Even Swizzle, Stanley, and Irving from the first part of this adventure story.

"Blast it loud and proud, fairies!" Cupid announced before he suddenly glared at Juandissimo. "And don't rip off that shirt."

"You mean like this?!" Juandissimo replied before he did just that.

Back on Earth, more metal went away, and Timmy, Cherry, and Jorgen's chairs go too, freeing them.

"This is just what I was waiting for," The mysterious cloaked figure snarled and pointed at Cherry. "This will be the end of your adventures and nothing YOU can do about it will change that, no matter how many times you've defeated evil and bad people in the past with your so-called stories!"

"Okay, just what the heck is your DEAL with Cherry's Adventures?" Lionel asked. "What exactly would make you go to all this trouble, just to try and wipe out her and everything associated with her?"

"Because of people like you..." The mysterious cloaked figure replied darkly.

"And what is that supposed to mean?" Cherry asked.

"Yeah! Cherry needs us!" Atticus added.

"All of us!" Patch added before growling and lunging out, tackling the mysterious cloaked figure down to the ground. "Who are you anyway and what's your deal?"

"Could it be a recurring villain?" Darla wondered.

"Uncle Sombra?" Atticus soon asked himself.

"Don't be ridiculous! King Sombra is old news by this point." The mysterious cloaked figure scoffed.

"Maybe it's one of Cherry's other friends trying to shoehorn themselves into the story somehow." Annabelle guessed.

"That got old too and it cost a certain someone a certain friendship!" The mysterious cloaked figure then said.

"Then who are you?" Patch glared before biting down on the hood and pulling it off to see the mysterious cloaked figure's face before he gasped at what he saw.

Everyone else also gasped at who they had found.

"It's me..." The person soon revealed herself to them. "PerkyGoth14."

Everyone did a collective gasp upon seeing that.

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"But... I don't understand," said Atticus. "Why would YOU want to get rid of your own story adaptations? It doesn't make any sense."

"Because..." PerkyGoth14 replied. "I said so."

"That's not a very good reason." Atticus said in deadpan.

"Actually, it is," PerkyGoth14 retorted. "Since I'm the author of all of these stories, whatever I say goes. It's because of Cherry's Adventures that I don't have a life anymore and all of these universes and because of all of you..." she then faced the group, approaching them suddenly. "Because of you people I can't focus or do anything my own anymore... No one wants to help, they just wanna be in stories and be famous or whatever. None of you really care about me... The real me..."

"Sure we do!" Atticus defended.

"It sure doesn't feel like that!" PerkyGoth14 snarled. "No one wants to really help, they just wanna be in stories so they can mooch off of MY success and I can't get on with my life because everybody expects crossovers and adventures! And people think they know my characters when they really don't and just bash on me or my characters when they put them in their own hands and I was just too spineless to stop them and when I did, it cost me one of the greatest friendships of my life and it became emotionally exhausting!"

"...So?" asked Lionel.

"What do you mean 'so'?" asked PerkyGoth14.

"So, you spoke up to one of your friends for making changes you didn't like, and as a result, they decided to quit being your friend," Lionel responded. "A true friend would've understood and been considerate of how you felt about it."

"Yeah..." Atticus added. "Besides, I do try to be a good friend. I am a brony after all."

"Yeah... A brony who has a muscle fetish," PerkyGoth14 rolled her eyes. "Not to mention your meddling in the storyline or making it about you a lot or having a burning how or a car breaking down just so you can show off."

"Okay, that's pretty bad..." Atticus admitted.

"Also leaving me to do all the work while you just sit there and do nothing unless you're fighting." PerkyGoth14 continued.

"Sorry." Atticus said.

"Also, it usually feels like you don't really care about my problems and only talk to me if you need something," PerkyGoth14 then said. "Sometimes befriending adventure partners on Facebook just ends up feeling hollow and empty. Plus it seems like it's okay if YOU wanna start a song and when I do it, you just make other people react to it like it's random and weird."

"She does make a good point," Mo admitted. "You do tend to do that a lot."

"Alright, I understand.." Atticus replied. "I'm sorry, and I shouldn't do that."

"Not to mention... The animal adventures." PerkyGoth14 then said, looking down at Patch.

"I thought those were a refreshing change of pace," Patch replied. "You even said you feel pretty neutral with Tom and Jerry adventures as well as other adventures with The Air Buddies."

"The point is that these stories feel unnecessary and pointless and I'm not even sure if any of you are really my friends," PerkyGoth14 retorted. "Everything just feels soulless and people got toxic and don't get me started on those Toonyverse adventures. It would be better off for the internet if I erased everything including this story and start over. Just make original projects... This was just something to keep busy until a professional writing career would take off, but now everyone just either expects stories or to give into demands or just quit and leave the internet forever for meddling with useless self-insert stories," she then sulked a bit. "What's the point of any of this anyway?"

"Well... I think only one of us is qualified to answer that." said Lionel.

At that, everyone turned to Cherry. "...Me? What for?" she asked.

"Who better to try and reason with yourself than yourself?" replied Lionel. "Besides, I don't like the possibility of getting erased any more than you do, so this is our best bet."

"Oh... I don't know..." Cherry said thoughtfully.

"It's useless, no matter what happens, I have a friend who will make sure I'll succeed where you all fail~" PerkyGoth14 retorted coldly to her own creations.

"Cherry, anything we could say would simply make her double down on her nihilistic beliefs," Lionel told Cherry. "Please...don't just do this for us... Do it for you and her, in a way."

"I guess it's up to me this time." Cherry said with a sigh.

"You can do it." Atticus assured with a smile.

"Just don't blow this for me." Cherry warned him firmly.

Atticus winced slightly, stepping back. Suddenly, a bright aura cast over Cherry and PerkyGoth14 together, and they disappeared, putting the story on pause so that they wouldn't miss a whole lot in their absence.

"I wonder where they went?" Atticus wondered.

"We'll worry about Cherry later," Mo replied before looking around. "Is it me or does it look like everybody's freezing in place?"

"Okay, this must be like a mental conversation," noted Lionel. "So the story's on pause. In the meantime, we should figure out a way to help Timmy, that way we're being proactive."

"Right." The rest of the group agreed while Cherry and PerkyGoth14 disappeared together.

There was a blank void of darkness before two figures were shown and appeared to be beamed in in a Star Trek fashion, showing the two as they glowed together.

"I knew you'd come down to this... I knew you didn't miss me..." PerkyGoth14 spoke in a dark voice as she faced her Author Avatar. "I'm disappointed in you. I'd have thought this would have been obvious. After all this time running around and trying to undo my work. I made all of this after all. I guess it IS true that no one really cares about me. They only ever visit to see YOU..." she then told Cherry firmly. "PerkyGoth14 is an autistic loser after all."

Cherry flinched and stared down at her feet.

"After all... You're my negative traits personified," PerkyGoth14 scowled. "Your selfishness, your cowardice, your pointless stories and adventures clearly inspired by the most reviled thing on YouTube next to the comments or YouTube disabling dislikes on a video: Pooh's Adventures. You've claimed to have made real friends from your story experience, but do they care? Do they even really care about you? They just either wanna bash your material and complain about inserting yourself into adventures and people wanna mooch off of that success. I bet it hurts... It really hurts, doesn't it? No one cares about your other stories unless they're controversial self-inserts and you've never done anything original in your life."

"I... I..." Cherry stammered before she frowned. "Oh, gosh... You're probably right..."

PerkyGoth14 flashed a manic grin on her face. "And now if I end this story while it's still ahead, no one will ever have to see it and the other adventures will disappear too... After all, those people aren't even your friends," she then taunted her own creation. "You're just a coward... That's how certain people see you anyway and not caring about anybody else, just like these so-called friends like Atticus and Lionel don't care about you. There's no one who can defend you."

The others waited on the other side, feeling concerned.

"We do care!" Patch cried out. "Cherry, listen to me, we do care!"

"I don't think she's gonna listen to us anymore." Atticus frowned.

"Isn't there someone who can help Cherry?" Mo wondered before a glittering red and black ball was flying in, sort of like Glinda from The Wizard of Oz.

"Well, what's THAT?" Lionel asked as he looked at the flying red-and-black ball.

Patch began to sniff the bubble instinctively, wondering what it could be. The bubble soon evaporated and out came someone who was a bit short for her age and had short black hair, red glasses, and sapphire eyes, wearing a black and red dress with a matching crown and magic wand.

"Who's that?" Atticus asked.

"No clue, but she smells nice." Patch remarked.

"Glinda the Good from a parallel universe?" Mo guessed.

"A good guess, but no," The stranger replied. "My name is Katie."

"Oh, I remember you!" Lionel beamed. "You're Cherry's friend from across-the-pond!"

"That would be me," Katie nodded. "Lovely to meet you."

Atticus, Mo, and Patch muttered amongst themselves then.

"And I know you," Katie said to Atticus. "You're the git who gives my Nee-Bear extra work or hogs the stories most of the time."

Atticus shrugged in response until Katie just hit the back of his head as a warning.

"Don't be a pain to Cherry," Katie tutted before looking over. "Anyway, I'm here to help you all help my dear friend."

"Oh, thank you!" Lionel gushed. "Lord knows she could really use it now..."

"And who better than to help her?" Katie smiled.

"Me?" Atticus replied.

This caused Katie to give him a bit of a look.

"...I'm her best friend?" Atticus defended.

"You may be her best friend in the fanfic universe, but I'm a little more important than you are," Katie said with narrowed eyes. "Now, I think you all should listen to me to figure out what to do next so that this story can keep going otherwise we'll all be erased forever out of her life."

"Besides, I think she needs someone who's a MITE more proactive than you," Lionel advised. "And let's face it, even if I love her, Katie's way more suited for giving Cherry the confidence she requires."

"Thank you, Lionel... I appreciate your input." Katie smiled softly and proudly, looking as radiant and harmless as Snow White.

"So, what do we do?" Atticus asked.

"You have to show and tell Cherry that you care about her as I do," Katie advised. "Perhaps I should lead and then the rest of you can follow."

"Good thinking," Mo nodded. "Let's go for it."

"How do we get to Cherry though?" Patch asked.

"I'll go on ahead and you guys follow," Katie instructed. "It's going to take a lot of love and help."

The others nodded as that sounded best while they got ready to go and help out their friend in need.

"I know what you're saying is not true!" Cherry told her creator aggressively. "You wouldn't leave Atticus and the others if you actually cared about them!"

"That's not what this is about!" PerkyGoth14 retorted.

"Then what is it about?" Cherry asked.

"It's about the real reason we're doing this," PerkyGoth14 replied. "It's for the watchers! It's because w want to make them happy! It's because they expect it of us!" she then continued, flashing a demented grin. "And I'm sick and tired of keeping up this façade."

"I have to change her mind, but she's not listening." Cherry said to herself as PerkyGoth14 brought out a laptop and was about to delete all of the existence of Cherry's Adventures in Perkyverse Prime, The Mangaverse, Toonyverse, and anything else that had her name on it.

"You have no idea what it's like trying to act the same way day in and day out, especially with collab partners tarnishing your name when you base your main OCs on yourself," PerkyGoth14 continued. "Need I remind you of that Cindy situation in Cartoon Network City where she's pretty much shat on no matter what she does whether the others pressuring her to stand up for herself and then scolding her for doing that to the wrong person and reviewers want her to suffer more cuz she's whiny and irritating? Basically like you, but as a punching bag 10-year-old! Without anyone recognizing the real person behind it all. It's tiring! If it weren't fun for me to post stories until I get an actual career as a best-selling author, I would've quit long ago. But now? It's starting to lose its luster just like that one friend that helped create that Toonyverse. Also, people never let you enjoy doing other things unless you pay attention to what they want whenever you decide to work on something else. They never wanna talk to you about how life is going, they just wanna make sure you're alive to entertain their habits."

Cherry began to look weary and powerless under PerkyGoth14's words.

"Messaging over and over if you're ready to continue or asking if you can talk just so you can keep going and forcing you to keep going whenever you feel like taking a break," PerkyGoth14 continued coldly. "I don't need anyone's help... No one on the internet actually cares because at the end of the day we're all just behind a screen and we plague the internet worse with our self-insert adventures when there are other options out there... Pooh's Adventures, Thomas & Twilight's Adventures, Simba, Timon, & Pumbaa's Adventures... What's the point of it all when people just use your disability you can't help against you. Not to mention when people ruin your jokes or steal the attention away for their own gain and only want to do projects they want while projects you want to do have to get pushed back or not done at all or they end up ruining your plans and visions for how you want the story to go."

Cherry soon began to look disheveled and defeated, falling to her knees.

"It's over..." PerkyGoth14 said, turning her back on Cherry with her laptop.

Eventually, the black and red bubble returned, going into the darkness to help her friend in need. "I'm sorry if I made you feel that way," she then spoke very softly and sweetly like a Disney Princess or Fluttershy the Pegasus (or at least how PerkyGoth14 imagined she sounded). "But for me, even if it's only half a day or not being in the mood for a project together, it's still time in the day I can spend with a true and great friend to make me feel glad you're there. You keep me company, and you're the best part of my day, even if we have a struggling time difference. It's not your fault you were forced to lose someone who claimed to be your friend, but you will never lose me, and you know that. You're my friend and sister from another Mister and not a day goes by where I'm not glad that we've met each other. Thank you, Nee-Bear. Please... Just thank you."

And suddenly... Cherry didn't feel very weak in the knees anymore! At least, she felt a bit stronger than she had before. It was a good start, but it would still take a bit of work. The nicer comments soon fueled Cherry somehow as she began to glow and soon looked around as random DeviantART comments and FanFiction reviews began flooding in.

"It's not just her, it's all of us. Not just cuz you're freakin' talented because, well, it's real for us."

"I have millions of friends to talk to whenever I'm down or when I'm super excited about anything. You give me the energy and the inspiration to keep doing what I love which is creating. So, thank you."

"I'm so proud of who you are and what you're doing. Thank you for giving me the courage to follow my dreams."

"You know I'm always happy to see a new story that comes out no matter what it is and I'll always be there to give you a sympathetic ear... I might not always agree with the subject matter, but your work is always the highlight of my day," A very special commenter known as RustyPete12 soon added as he was a regular visitor to PerkyGoth14's story pages. "I'm not just a fan of your work, I like to think of you as a friend."

There was a big glow as well while PerkyGoth14 looked around, seeing positive comments that could outweigh the negative, feeling astonished at the discovery. She then put her hands to her face emotionally as this was a very big change of events for her.

Cherry soon approached her creator calmly and carefully with a small smile. "See? They do care... Even if it doesn't feel like it," she then said. "I know that's easy to forget, but that's why I'm here. That's why you need me. Because you can't do it alone and nobody should expect you to either. Burdens are lighter when carried by two. Or more... Like... Over 100,000 more if DeviantART is anything to go by."

PerkyGoth14 then stood up and faced her author avatar for her main Adventures' series. "I'm sorry, Cherry." she then said somberly.

"Don't be. I might not be able to feel despair or burn-out or anything truly negative really unless you're in a certain mood or if Atticus/thunder pony does something to grind our gears that we feel the need to tell AnnaleaseTurner or Sonic Thunder Saiyan Turtle about and we don't need CartoonNetwork90sFan in our lives anymore just to be happy, she decided her own fate for our friendship, not us," Cherry replied. "But I think that helps me see things in a better way. It helps me see the way everyone else does like Jacksepticeye vs Sean on his YouTube channel. It's so easy to forget that everyone else sees us differently than we see ourselves, like when you feel like a garbage human being when no one else does and you have a great life. So let me continue to be the one to remind you of that and you're a lot better than you think... Especially compared to people like Butch Hartman who tarnished precious childhood memories of a series that was beloved by you and even your family which was rare at the time."

"Thanks." PerkyGoth14 said with a small smile.

"Now come on. I think we've been separated for far too long." Cherry then told her creator.

The two soon walked right into each other and glowed, doing a bit of a Steven Universe style Fusion Dance and becoming one together.

"Well, that feels better." Cherry soon said before she stepped away and disappeared into a bright light to go and join her friends back into the Wishology story.

"So... How do you feel?" Lionel asked as Cherry rejoined them. "Are you okay?"

"I feel different... Like I can carry on and move on with the story... But first..." Cherry said before looking over Atticus and suddenly hitting his arm.

"You know that won't hurt him, right?" Patch asked.

"It will if I want it to right now." Cherry decided, giving Atticus temporary and normal pain.

"Hey! What was that for?" Atticus asked as that managed to hurt him for this time only.

"For being a pain in the butt," Cherry glared. "If I tell you something, I expect you to listen or pay attention and show me that you care about me and my life when I want a break!"

"Okay. Okay. I will," Atticus replied. "I'll try to get better on Facebook."

"See that you do," Katie spoke up as she held her magic wand. "And now that things are good to go again, I think that that's my cue to go."

"Thank you, Katie!" Lionel waved to her. "We couldn't have done this without you, and maybe we'll meet again someday!"

"Maybe we can," Katie nodded. "I'll talk to you later, Nee-Bear. Sweet dreams when you go to sleep~"

Cherry soon hugged Katie before letting her go. "Later, Katie Kat." she then told her good friend. Katie then crossed her arms and bobbed her head in a Jeannie fashion before she then turned into a bubble again and continued to fly away as everything and everyone began to move in the story again.

Timmy, Jorgen and the others blinked in confusion as Cherry, Mo, Atticus, Lionel, and Patch seemed to reappear within the main story.

"...What just happened?" asked Timmy.

"Just some reconciliation, among other things," Lionel responded. "We'll tell you about it later."

"What'd we miss?" Patch asked.

"The final goodbye to The Darkness," Timmy explained. "I can tell that this definitely feels like the end for sure. For all of us."

"Sounds good, even though everybody will probably have their memories erased in the very end it'll feel like this was kinda all for nothing." Cherry replied.

"Uh... Right... Back to work, everybody!" Timmy soon proclaimed.

"Right!" Cherry and the others said as they got ready to spring into action to help out when needed as they still had The Deconstructonator to worry about.

"You are forgetting, Chosen One, that I have the power of magic too!" bellowed the Destructonator, as he raised his wand hands and created 10 more destructonators.

"Yeah, but do you have Thunder Pits?" Timmy asked, putting his hands up; two energy balls formed from his pits and flew at the Destructonator Clones and blasted them away.

"Don't take this the wrong way, Turner, but I love you," said Jorgen.

Timmy looked up at the Destructonator. "Y'know, for a guy who was supposed to eliminate me, you stink!" he remarked.

"I will eliminate you, Chosen One!" The Destructonator snarled.

"You'll have to catch me first!" Timmy smirked as jet-thrusters shot out of his turbo-suit, and he rocketed into the sky, with the Destructonator in hot pursuit as they headed off into space.

Meanwhile, Turbo Thunder was floating with the fairies. In the distance, they could see the fiery streaks of Timmy and the Destructonator.

"Watch this, Annabelle!" Timmy soon called out.

"Oh, Timmy. Do be careful." Annabelle said in concern.

"That sounded familiar." Atticus remarked to himself.

"The plan is working," Turbo Thunder told the fairies. "Timmy has led The Destructonator off the planet."

"Now to find the final wand in the ice!" Swizzle proclaimed.

"Fairies! Dive!" Murray added.

Next, we get a montage of the fairies and the group putting on a search for ice. A hockey game was soon shown as The Mighty Ducks were playing against their opponents. Atticus soon appeared with Mo and Wanda and Wanda waved her wand and POOF! The ice disappeared.

"Awwwwwwww." The fans and players groaned at that.

"Sorry!" Atticus told them.

"It's not at the ice hockey game!" Wanda soon reported.

In Iceland, Juandissimo poofed away the ice, the country was now green, stunning the natives instantly. "It's not in Iceland!" he then reported before facing the natives before he ripped off his shirt. "And I don't know if you want to call it Iceland anymore."

In the ice cream sandwich factory, Murray and Cosmo were shown to be there as Murray built an ice cream sandwich pyramid.

"It's not at the Ice Crem Sammich factory, but we'll keep looking." Murray soon reported before stuffing his face.

Soon, Wanda was on a city street with Patch.

"Vanilla Ice doesn't have it," Wanda reported before she looked at a certain celebrity who wore coveralls holding an industrial carpet cleaner along with a van that read "N'Ice N'Ice Carpets" written on the side. "Sooo, you run your own carpet cleaning business now. Cool." she then conversed with said celebrity.

Cherry and Lionel even checked in a certain place from one of their adventures. "Not even Queen Elsa and Jack Frost have seen it." she then said, standing next to The Snow Queen who carried her little Snow Prince in their new home after Anna became The new Queen of Arendelle.

"Jack Frost keeps in touch once in a while though," Elsa remarked. "He's like a brother to me."

"Thank goodness." Cherry sighed in relief.

"So say we all." Lionel nodded.

"I hope Timmy's all right." Annabelle frowned.

"Don't worry, he'll be fine." Darla reassured.

"He had Vicky for a babysitter, he should be just fine." Amber added.

Annabelle looked soft before she smiled at their support.

Back in outer space, The Destructonator was still chasing Timmy.

"Flying is fun," Timmy said to himself before taunting the enemy robot. "And you can't catch me!"

Suddenly the Destructonator held out his wand hands and POOF! He was gone. However and unfortunately, he was suddenly in front of Timmy which looked bad for the average boy.

"Heh, whadya know? You can catch me. Thunder Pits Activate!" Timmy replied awkwardly and soon he blasted the Thunder Pits and WHOOSH! The Destructonator opened his mouth and swallowed the thunder balls.

"And whaddya know? Now I have thunder pits!" The Destructonator retorted coldly before shooting at the boy with his new ability.

"Oh, I shouldn't have done that." Timmy said anxiously.

KAPOW! Timmy was then nailed and sent back hurtling toward Earth.

"TIMMY!" Annabelle soon cried out in pure fear and terror.

"Oh, no, dude!" Lionel exclaimed as he and the others ran over to their fallen friend.

Timmy had landed HARD on the ice, and wasn't feeling so good as the Destructonator arrived.

"I cannot be stopped, Chosen One," The Destructonator declared. "Thanks to you, I have magic, I have Thunder Pits, and I have ALL the power in the universe!"

"Not all the power," said Timmy. "What about all the weapons you've stuffed in the Earth? You don't have those!"

The Destructonator poofed a hole in the ground and sucked up all the missiles. As he did, he grew even larger, with missiles forming all over his body. And soon, he was now 100 ft tall! "And now I do!" he rumbled, pointing his missile fingers at Timmy. "And now at last you will be eliminated. Any last words?"

"Yeah..." Timmy smiled as he held out the detonator. "You forgot to suck up the Detonator."

"Oh, gee. What a shame that ended up being, right?" Cherry added, sounding a bit sly and cocky.

The Destructonator's eyes went wide. Timmy then pressed the button as The Destructonator soon looked doomed.

KABOOM! A big explosion was seen at the top of Earth as the fairies watched from outer space.

"Timmy!" Both Turbo Thunder and Annabelle cried out with the latter being the most upset and fearful.

Back at The North Pole, all of the ice was gone except for a small chunk sticking out of the water as a couple of reindeer, one with a glowing red nose and another one with a red bow on her head ran away together, where Timmy laid, lifeless, as flaming pieces of the Destructonator landed and float in the water.

Timmy then finally rolled over (very Bruce Willis). "One down, one to go." he then said before looking up at The Darkness still hovering in space until he was given some company that blocked his sight.

"You must be The Chosen One. I've been waiting for you." The stranger greeted, being shown as a polar bear.

"Talking Polar Bear? You must be the Guardian," Timmy replied. "Where's the ice wand?"

"You're on it," The polar bear said. "From outer moons to distant suns the wand of ice belongs to The Chosen One."

Timmy soon saw that he was on an iceberg. Then the water rippled and the iceberg raised up. The iceberg was just the tiny tip of a huge ice wand. POOF! Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Jorgen, Cupid, Juandissimo, Murray, Turbo Thunder, and everyone else soon arrived with all the fairies.

"Timmy, you're okay!" Wanda said in relief.

"And you found the final wand!" Cosmo added.

"Now all of this can end and we can all live happily ever after!" Murray smiled.

"Quick, Turner! Light the Ice Wand and destroy The Darkness!" Jorgen alerted the boy.

"Timmy, repeat after me," Turbo Thunder began to instruct. "Unite the wands with the power of three, and destroy the Darkness for eternity." he then demonstrated.

"Yes, that would be very good," Patch nodded in agreement before he looked up at the polar bear. "Your name's not Norm, right?"

"God, no." The polar bear replied.

"Good," Patch nodded. "I wonder why it couldn't have been Elsa or Jack Frost?"

"Let it go, Spot." The polar bear then narrowed his eyes.

Timmy looked at the Darkness, simply spinning aimlessly.

"...Timmy Turner..." it whispered.

"...No." Timmy declared, suddenly having an epiphany.

"What do you mean, no?" asked Jorgen. "You heard Turbo Thunder! Unite the wands, and KABLOOEY! It will be fun!"

"You must blast it before it attacks!" said Turbo Thunder.

But the Darkness just spun in place.

"But it's NOT attacking," replied Timmy. "And when I think of the most fun I've had recently, it was while I was in there."

"Oh yeah, fun," Jorgen said sarcastically. "That big blob has eaten your friends, and family, and half the galaxy, and it sent robots of doom to eliminate you!"

"Hey, Timmy's the Chosen One and he knows what he's doing." Wanda protested, before turning to Timmy. "Timmy, what are you doing?"

"In ancient times, did the Darkness attack Fairy World, or did Fairy World attack the Darkness?" asked Timmy.

"Uh, um, well the Darkness attacked first!" Jorgen declared. "...I think."

"Or, were you so scared by it, you panicked and attacked first?" Timmy inquired.

"Uh... Could be..." Jorgen replied, sounding much less committed to his first answer.

Timmy looked at Turbo Thunder. "Turbo Thunder, when the Darkness arrived at WonderWorld, what did it do?" he asked.

"Well, it was uh, really scary. And big. Yeah! It was big and scary!" Turbo Thunder responded.

"And...?" Timmy urged.

"...And we were afraid and blasted it with wonder rockets." Turbo Thunder said.

Timmy picked up a piece of the Destructonator's debris; on it, the letters "Wonder-roc" could be made out. "Like this?" he asked.

"So the Eliminators were made up of everything people shot at the Darkness..." Lionel commented. "Honestly, who among us even saw that coming?"

"I never would've thought of that." Cherry remarked.

Atticus, Mo, and Patch soon nodded at that.

"But what about the prophecy?" Patch soon asked.

"Yeah. It says you're supposed to unite the wands and destroy it." Atticus added.

"The prophecy can change," Timmy replied. "We saw it."

"No, you must destroy it. I command you! There is no other choice and--" Jorgen suggested sharply before he got distracted by the fairy baby in the room. "Oh, look, Poof is smiling again. Man, that makes me forget all my troubles. Uh, where was I?

Atticus, Cherry, Lionel, Mo, and Patch suddenly face-palmed.

"You said there was no other choice, but I think there is." Timmy said before he held up his baby godbrother to look at his sweet smile.

"Poof." Poof smiled at Timmy.

"Just as irresistibly adorable as that cute little chick in the Barnyard movie." Cherry commented.

"You liked that?" Atticus asked, surprised at her finding that movie watchable for some reason.

"Yeah..." Cherry said before shrugging. "I just didn't really care for the TV Show. It probably wasn't for me anyway."

Timmy then looked up at the large black hole spinning above Earth. "What to do at a time like this?" he then wondered.

"I think you know what you have to do, Timmy, but if not, lemme help remind you," Cherry soon said to the average kid. "You should do what you were destined and blessed to do once you first met Cosmo and Wanda."

"Hey... You're right... I know exactly what to do now!" Timmy replied with a small smile.

Cherry cracked a half-smile back as she winked at him.

Timmy nodded at Cherry and he soon did what he could do that no one else could do. "I wish there were ice wands on all the planets in the solar system!" he soon called out.

Cosmo and Wanda lifted their wands, and suddenly, there was a white wand on every planet from Mercury to Neptune!

"Done!" Wanda declared.

"Turner, whatever stupid Chosen One plan this is..." said Jorgen. "If it doesn't work and we all perish, I'm going to destroy you."

"Oh, it'll work. Time to get rid of the Darkness!" Timmy declared, before he thunder-clapped, and sent a ball of energy outward, and lit up the Ice Wand.

In Fairy World, the Fire Wand stopped burning and suddenly glowed bright yellow. On the Blue Moon, KAPOW! The Wind Wand stopped spinning and simply glowed bright yellow.

"Thank goodness... Everything is going to end up like it's supposed to be." Murray said in relief.

"Like when I helped out Flappy Bob last summer before summer vacation was ruined for everybody." Timmy agreed.

"I'm really proud of you, Timmy." Annabelle said softly and quietly, sounding a bit bashful as she watched Timmy with Darla and Amber beside her.

Darla and Amber soon hid smiles at each other as they had a special feeling.

"Uh... Is that supposed to happen?" Atticus spoke up as he noticed something going on.

As he said that, the others looked to see that The Ice Wand was glowing brighter and brighter and louder...

"It's gonna blow!" Jorgen soon warned the others.

"I wish we were in Dimmsdale!" Timmy cried out.

POOF! They were all gone. Then KAPOW! The Ice Wand shot a giant yellow laser in both directions. It even hit The Red Planet of Mars' wand, shooting another laser to the Venus wand and it soon sent a blast to Mercury. More wands connected in space basically made a huge smile on the face of The Darkness. It was a magical smile formation of wands WHOOSH! Then the power of the "smile" light shot into the Darkness (like a rock and roll laser light show)!

Back in Dimmsdale, Timmy and everyone else looked up and WHOOSH! They shielded their eyes from a burst of light until it was gone. They then looked up and saw the smile was now on the face of the Darkness! Only it was not dark anymore, it was yellow, and it now had a happy face.

"Is it me, or does the Darkness not seem so scary now?" asked Cosmo.

"Timmy Turner..." rumbled the vortex.

At this, a portal opened up in front of the gang.

"Okay, now I'm scared again!" Cosmo exclaimed.

Suddenly, Timmy's old army was ejected from the portal.

"Turner! You saved us!" exclaimed Mark Chang. "You rock! Wicked suit, brah!"

Then Chester, AJ, Crocker, Dark Laser, and Vicky and Jackson exited.

"MAN, was it dark in there!" Dark Laser exclaimed.

"I am officially giving up chasing fairies and taking up needlepoint." stated Crocker.

Vicky walked over to Timmy. "Where's my 20 bucks?!" she bellowed.

Lionel snapped his fingers, and suddenly 20 deer ran out of the woods and comedically flattened her. "How's THAT for 20 bucks?" he laughed.

Cherry snorted and rolled her eyes a bit, having a bit of an amused smirk on her face. Jackson soon helped Vicky up, snarling and flashing a glare at Cherry and her friends. Cherry just stuck her tongue out at him, but Jackson kept his distance as he helped out his new girlfriend.

"Hey, Timmy." Trixie said as she came out next.

"Trixie." Timmy replied, nodding his head at his former crush since Kindergarten.

"I hope you don't mind, but I'm gonna hang around Charlie for a while now," Trixie said. "We did quite a bit of talking after you went away."

"Oh. Okay then." Timmy nodded.

"Charlie?" Lionel soon asked Cherry.

"Annabelle's older brother." Cherry replied.

"Ohh. Okay then." Lionel then said.

"That's fine, Trixie," Timmy said to the older girl. "I hope you two will be just fine together."

"I think we might be actually," Trixie replied. "You probably wouldn't guess it looking at me, but being a popular kid in school is actually very exhausting, especially being a girly girl like hanging out with Veronica at The Mall and I... Well... I'm a girl who likes Kissy Kissy Goo Goo AND Skull Squisher." she then proclaimed.

Timmy hid a small smile.

"So, we're gonna hang out and play video games together... But you and me can be friends too and even Annabelle if she wants." Trixie then said as she decided to go steady with Charlie.

"Sure! I'll tell her about that." Timmy nodded.

"Thanks, Timmy." Trixie smiled as Charlie walked over and she soon took hands with him as things appeared to be going so well between the both of them so far.

"Timmy!" Annabelle called out as she soon rushed over as Darla and Amber stood aside.

"Annabelle!" Timmy called back, then ran up to the girl, puckering up instantly.

Mr. Turner then suddenly popped in and intercepted the smooch! "We're saved! Another good man smooch, son." he then commented.

"Hey, how about a mom smooch?!" Mrs. Turner then asked her son as she came to hug him.

Timmy then hugged and kissed his mother.

"It looks like it's a happy ending for everyone so far." Cherry then remarked.

The MERF agents came out of the portal next. "And how about a..." they started.

"Forget it!" Timmy quickly told them.

Next, Mark's parents emerged from the portal.

"Mark!" exclaimed King Grippulon and Queen Jipjorulac.

"Mother! Father!" Mark exclaimed, as he hugged his parents.

"Oh, Mark, we love you!" they beamed.

"...Okay, son, you can let go now." King Grippulon told Mark.

Cherry rolled her eyes slightly before she smirked just a tad. Soon, there were two other visitors who were lost and a bit older than the last time a certain someone had seen them.

"Mother? Father?" Turbo Thunder asked softly.

"Gimme a man smooch, son." Turbo Dad replied.

Turbo Thunder smiled and then hugged them as the portal suddenly closed.

"The Darkness was never looking for trouble in the universe--" Atticus began to say in realization.

"It was just looking for friends." Patch concluded in the same way.

"Friends." The Darkness spoke before flowers rained down out of it and onto Earth.

Suddenly, we heard a big CRASH! Two giant feet then landed.

"Oh, what now?" Cherry groaned before looking over and gasping at what she had just seen.

All of the Wand Guardians were together along with The Huge Vegon Rock Beast, the talking polar bear, KISS, and the elders.

"We should, like, party." The elders suggested.

Soon, the flowers stopped raining and Timmy looked up as Annabelle did the same as they held hands together.

"Before you go, can you please give all the stars back?" Timmy soon asked.

"We miss them." Annabelle added.

"Shpingoooo..." The Darkness replied before doing what Timmy and Annabelle requested.

Then the smile reappeared in the sky. The Darkness then expanded for a moment, but then exploded with a starburst releasing all the stars back into the sky.

"Hey! I thought this was a party!" Cherry soon called out, making an 80's movie reference. "Let's daaaance!"

"Co-wa-BUNGA!" Lionel exclaimed, as he teleported them all to Fairy World.

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Soon, a huge concert celebration was in full swing on The Turbo Thunder stage with KISS playing and fairies were dancing as Timmy watched from The Chosen One box, being with Jorgen, his parents, and The Elders.

"Turner, thank you again for saving Fairy World and showing us the way to light the Darkness was with a smile, not with weapons." Jorgen said to the boy.

"And for saving Yugopotamia, bra." Mark added as he waved KISS pennants.

"Once again you have proven yourself the greatest warrior in the universe." King Grippulon admitted.

"And thank you for showing me that understanding and compassion are far better than revenge," Turbo Thunder said softly. "You are truly The Chosen One.

"No problem, dude." Timmy nodded.

"Now. Can I have my thunder pits back?" Turbo Thunder asked.

"Sorry. I need them for one last killer light show! "Timmy retorted before raising his arms and VOOOOM! He shot thunder pits up into the sky and fireworks filled the sky.

"What a lovely and happy ending for everybody." Amber smiled.

"No doubt," Darla replied. "I just hope we can have even more adventures with Timmy in the future."

"Hopefully, but I feel like this might be the final ending for everybody for a while." Amber nodded to her best friend.

"It was the best adventure ever." Annabelle nodded.

"And now for the best smooch ever." Timmy smiled at Annabelle before he soon finally took her in his arms, swung her about, then leaned in to kiss her right on the lips, making his own leg pop in the air.

Annabelle looked wide-eyed and blushed before she happily kissed Timmy right back.

"Yessir, that wraps it up real nicely!" Lionel grinned.

Burned in the wall of the cave was The Final Prophecy: it flamed, then settled into black writing. There was a picture of the Chosen One, Timmy Turner, with his arms out and the smiling Darkness above him. Then as the music got ominous, as it showed a new drawing. It's the Destructonator; he's coming back... Not to mention, A FOURTH RED WAND!

Of course, Cosmo was standing nearby, holding a piece of red chalk. "Gee, I wonder how that got there?~" he chuckled.

"Very funny, Cosmo." Murray said to his fellow fairy.

"Aw, I was just kidding!" Cosmo smirked. "I can have fun once in a while too, you know."

"Yeah... I getcha." Murray replied.

Soon, everybody left and they went to get ready to head back home so that they could all live happily ever after together.

"Well, guys, I guess we better head back home and rest until our next adventure together." Atticus suggested.

"Goodness knows we could use it after this kind of adventure." Cherry replied.

"So say we all," Lionel nodded. "But at least it was a good one, to be honest!"

"We helped Timmy?" Darla spoke up.

"We helped Timmy," Atticus smiled proudly. "That means you too."

Darla smiled back, feeling very good about herself right now.

"All right, if there's nothing else... The End!" Cherry soon said before looking over as Danny and Dani flew by again before she looked confused, then shrugged it off as the story finally came to an end.

(G'night, Folks!)