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SCP-343: Who even are you guys why am I here who are you
SCP-8004: It's actually a long story
SCP-18909: Indeed it is Romance tragedy and a murder most foul
Dr.Clef: This is gonna be good
scp-3568: Hit it everyone!
Scp-8001: Hey! Give me a listen you Other anomaliesof cheer
At least those of you who still got Something left to you
I'll tell you a story that'll make 682 cry
Of our own jubiliciously lovely corpse man!
All SCPS: Die, die, we all pass away
But don't wear a frown 'cause it's really okay
You might try and hide
And you might try and pray
But we all end up the remains of the day
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yea
Scp-8004: Well, I was a beauty known for miles around
When Dr. Alto Clef came into town
He's plenty good-looking, but down on his cash
And I fell hard and fast
When daddy said no, I just couldn't cope!
So we came up with a plan to elope!
All SCPS: Die, die, we all pass away
But don't wear a frown 'cause it's really okay
You might try and hide
And you might try and pray
But we all end up the remains of the day
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Scp- 40953:Yeah, so they conjured up a plan to meet late at night
They told not a soul kept the whole thing tight
Now her mother's wedding dress fit like a glove
You don't need much when you're really in love
scp-8004: Except for a few things or so I'm told
Like the family jewels and a satchel of gold
Then next to the graveyard by the old oak tree
On a dark foggy night at a quarter to three
I was ready to go, but where was he?
(Other SCPS:And then) SCP-8000: he waited!
(Other SCPS:And then) Scp-3568:There in the shadows, was it a man?
(Other SCPS:And then) SCP-8004: my little heart beat so loud!
(Other SCPS:And then) Scp-8001:And then baby, everything went black
scp-6809:Now when he opened his eyes, he was dead as dust and contained in this place like us!
His jewels were missin' and his heart was bust
So he made a vow lyin' Down in his containment chamber
That he'd wait for his true love to come set him free
scp-8004:Always waitin' for someone to ask for my hand
Then outta the blue comes this groovy young man (Grabs 343 and spins him around happily)
Who vows forever, to be by my side
And that's the story of My.Miserable. LIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!(He forces him into a kiss)
all scps:Die, die we all pass away
But don't wear a frown 'cuz it's really okay
You might try and hide, and you might try and pray
But we all end up the remains of the day
The author finally being done with this:Yeah!