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    SpongeBob SquarePants and Patrick Star have always been friends; best friends. Through thick and thin, they have always been there for each other. But what happens when Patrick starts thinking of SpongeBob as more than a friend? When SpongeBob rebels against his cheerful personality and turns... dark? When Squidward, who Patrick thought despised his spongey love, competes with him for SpongeBob's affection?

    "It's you, it's you, it's all for you. Everything I do. I tell you all the time -- heaven is a place on Earth with you, tell me all the things you want to do. I heard that you like the bad girls, honey, is that true? It's better than I ever even knew. They say that the world was built for two; only worth living if somebody is loving you. Baby, now you do."

    (i am sorry to the creators of spongebob, consumers of spongebob, whoever is going to read this, my parents, and god.)

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