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    The fact is, their meet-cute’s right out of a fucking storybook. Tale as old as time, or some shit.

    Except Dean doesn’t get a hard-on for libraries or randomly burst into song. And Cas? Cas is way too nerdy and harmless for anyone to call him a beast.

    Even if he does drink human blood.

    (In which Castiel is a hereditary vampire, Dean just wants to introduce him to movies and rock music, and their friends-with-benefits situation is either the worst idea they’ve ever had… or the best.)

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