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touya's guide to teenage rebellion, getting a boyfriend, and winning at bedwars

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kamuifan2 HOLY SHIT CROSSOVER MOMENT

 

“What the actual hell are you talking about?”

He looks back at the users list, and then matches the username of the high-level guy – DustedTS – to the Dusty chat had been talking about.

“Huh. Never heard of them.”

or: Teenage Minecraft streamers Shigadabi.

Notes:

PEW PEW x5
this fic kind of fought me im ngl SHKDFJS but it happened! and i think its funny as hell!
this is for blanc's prompt "youtuber - twitch streamer whirlwind romance turned domestic"! idk if i actually got it domestic. but it sure is whirlwind. in the fact that it is chaotic as hell. 14 year olds, man.

fire twins and one additional disclaimer! shouto and touya are twins in this fic, tomura is also their age (14-15), everyone else is their canon age

content warnings: canon typical references to endeavor

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Touya has a bit of a history of acting without really thinking about it, according to the people around him. According to himself, he has a history of acting based around one thought: Would Dad see it as an attempt at teenage rebellion?

 

If the answer is yes, he does it. A pretty simple one-step decision-making process. (A “no” leads to a few more steps, but that’s not the point.)

 

And that is how he ended up with a Minecraft account he was told he couldn’t buy and a Twinge platform he didn’t ask permission for. (And also how he ended up as a UA Hero Course student a year or so later, but that’s, again, not the point.)

 

“Bitch!” he hisses through clenched teeth as the screen tells him his bed was broken before immediately cutting to telling him he died, his attempt at voiding before the other player broke his bed running just a moment too late. 

 

The chat rolls at the corner of his screen, and he takes a second to look through the messages before he moves onto the next game. 

 

axolotlsnow01 YO DUSTY’S PLAYING RN TOO

 

kamuifan2 CROSSOVER MOMENT?

 

axolotlsnever05 teamup moment!!

 

“Who?” Touya asks, clicking through into a new lobby. 

 

The chat immediately blows up, but he ignores it in favor of checking the levels of the other people in the lobby. All average, except for one, ridiculously high level.

 

“Jesus, does this guy not do anything else?” (He ignores that he isn’t far behind.)

 

kamuifan2 HOLY SHIT CROSSOVER MOMENT

 

“What the actual hell are you talking about?” 

 

He looks back at the users list, and then matches the username of the high-level guy – DustedTS – to the Dusty chat had been talking about.

“Huh. Never heard of them.”

 

If his chat was already running wild, now it’s even worse, but he ignores it as the round starts. 

 

The start of the round is the same as always: generator, blocks, bed, rush and eliminate the team next to him before going for diamonds, then go for mid once he gets Miner Fatigue and Protection. 

 

He gets halfway back to his base before he notices Aqua team at his base.

 

“Shit.” He checks the sidebar to see a checkmark listing their bed as intact, and three people still in the game, including himself, Aqua, and Green.

 

A quick press of the tab button tells him it’s DustedTS, because of course it is, just as thunder marks the destruction of his bed. With a groan, he turns from his own island and redirects back to the Aqua base, just to give himself a chance at avenging himself.

 

axolotlsnever05 damn so no teamup moment? (breaks phone)

 

Obviously no teamup moment.”

 

He’s not intercepted as he crosses mid, and there’s nothing saying that Dusty is voiding. It’s a clear shot – especially as the Green team is eliminated. 

 

Then Dusty does void, just as Touya starts bridging his way to their island.

 

“No the fuck you don’t ,” Touya says, clicking faster and managing to make it to their base before they respawn, immediately breaking into their bed defense. There’s a layer of wood underneath the wool, which is a pain in the ass, but–

 

Touya gets hit, and immediately switches back over to his sword, tapping at his keyboard to get away from the edge as he counters, watching the number above Dusty’s head drops.

 

“Come on!” he says, hitting his keyboard harder. 

 

It’s not enough, and Dusty knocks him off the edge with a well-timed hit as Touya yells at his screen.

 

kamuifan2 Yeah this is why I just said crossover lol

 

“Shut up.”

 

He clicks to join a new lobby, just as a private message comes through the in-game chat.

 

> DustedTS rematch

 

“What the fuck? They won.

 

> DustedTS unless ur a coward

 

Touya stares at the message for a long, long minute.

 

> touflame fine.

 

 

Touya wakes up the morning after that stream – which lasted way too long, after Dusty asked for a million rematches – to absolute chaos in his Discord server.

 

PvP loser / kamuifan2

I cannot believe the crossover moment is becoming a crossover season

 

Axolotls NOW

this is actually better than when they added axolotls

 

Axolotls Never

everything is better than when they added axolotls

but Teamup Moment When

 

electrobolt 

Wait what did I miss

I was busy last night I couldn’t come to the stream what’s happening

 

Axolotls NOW

dusty is happening

 

electro

NO CAP?

 

PvP loser / kamuifan2

Absolutely zero cap

 

electro

  1. MY GOD. 

 

god / touflame

what the fuck is happening

i sleep for four hours

 

PvP loser / kamuifan2

Go back?? To bed????

 

electro

Lol I got 12 hours

 

god / touflame

good for you, i guess

i’m fine tho

what the fuck is happening

 

DustedTS

morning

 

god / touflame

what the fuck

 

He clicks onto their profile to confirm that, yes, it is Dusty – their Twinge is linked – and then immediately sends them a friend request before returning to the chat.

 

god / touflame

you here to brag about the wins or

 

DustedTS

no im here to bitch about the losses, actually

and also my chat won a vote.

and also dm me.

 

Touya takes a breath, very much regretting linking his Discord server in his Twinge profile, and moves to his DMs.

 

touflame

what

 

DustedTS

the chat vote was to do a collab.

doubles stream 

later this week

 

touflame

??? like when???

 

DustedTS

idk whenever you stream again

i have nothing else to do 

 

touflame

damn thats sad lmao

 

DustedTS

are we doing it or not

 

touflame

sure. 

im not streaming today but ill probably be on tomorrow night.

 

DustedTS

okay cool

if we lose ill kill you /j (edited)

 

touflame

jesus, okay

thanks for the clarification

 

DustedTS

yw

 

Conversation over, as far as Touya can tell, he turns his phone off, takes a breath to prepare himself for the inevitable Muscle Cramps From Hell, and sits up. He has mods to deal with the chaos in his server, and he has his own life to handle. Streaming has never been a valid excuse for him to skip on training.

 

 

Touya honestly isn’t sure if Dusty’s mic quality just sucks ass, at least over Discord, or if their voice is just that rough. He’s not going to ask, though, there’s more pressing matters.

 

“Red’s at our base,” he calls out, zooming in on them from across the map for a second before going back to the task at hand: breaking said Red team’s bed.

 

Great, ” Dusty responds, his keyboard loud enough to carry through the call. “ I’ve got ‘em.

 

Touya hums to acknowledge it, distracted by the nametag he notices hidden behind Red’s defenses. He bridges higher than planned, drops the TNT he’d grabbed just in case, and then drops down to finish them off and break through to their bed.

 

Eat shit, bitch! ” Dusty contributes, the other Red player’s death coming through the chat moments before Touya breaks their bed.

 

“Any assistance over here, or am I going 2v1?” 

 

I’m out of pearls. Good luck.

 

“At least upgrade Sharpening while you’re there,” Touya grumbles.

 

Also out of diamonds.

 

“Great.”

 

The defending Red player that Touya had already gotten once is easy to beat again, but the other one manages to take advantage of the damage the first player had done to drop Touya down to zero.

 

F.

 

“Fuck off, I don’t play doubles as much.”

 

Yeah, I can tell. Red’s coming our way again.”

 

“Great.” The respawn counter finally reaches 0, and Touya manages to grab enough iron from their team chest to upgrade his sword again before Red is back at their base. Neither he nor Dusty say anything as they double-team them, effortlessly getting their health to zero and ending the match with yet another win.

 

Again? ” Dusty asks, already rejoining a new lobby before Touya can confirm or deny.

 

“How long are we planning on going for?” he asks as the lobby fills, countdown to the start of the game shifting accordingly. 

 

We’ve only been going for two hours.

 

Touya laughs. “Only.”

 

“Who are you talking to?”

 

He jolts, craning his neck to where Shouto is standing behind him. He doesn’t have to look back at chat to know they’re all probably losing their minds, like they always do when Shouto decides to make an unannounced cameo.

 

Who’s that? ” Dusty asks through his headset. 

 

“Sho. Twin brother,” Touya explains, turning back to his computer before he responds to Shouto. “I’m in VC with another streamer. Kind of in the middle of something.”

 

“Who?” 

 

“You wouldn’t know them, Sho.” Not with his absolute lack of a normal social life, at least.

 

He can see Shouto considering this in his facecam, standing there silently as the next game starts, Touya’s focus going back to the basic motions of the start of a game.

 

You get bed, ” Dusty tells him.

 

“Got it, you got diamond?”

 

Yeah.

 

He focuses on defenses first, then upgrading his own gear. “Are we rushing anyone yet, or?”

 

We’re rushing fucking White,” Dusty responds, just as their name shows up in a death message in chat. “ Fuck them, we’re destroying them.”

 

“Got it.”

 

“Touya, there’s someone there,” Shouto says, driving Touya to turn just in time to see White destroy their bed.

 

“Shit.” 

 

Shouto hums, still watching as Touya knocks out the White player, Dusty cussing in his headset. 

 

They manage another win in spite of the early bed loss, though White seemed very intent on trying to fuck them over the entire time. Dusty, once again, joins a new lobby without waiting for Touya to confirm.

 

“Can you talk now?” Shouto asks, and Touya sighs.

 

“Dusty. Younger siblings are the most annoying thing in the world.”

 

I thought he was your twin.

 

“I’m older by ten minutes.”

 

“That’s only ten minutes,” Shouto says, like he always does.

 

Touya shrugs. “Still ten minutes.”

 

I wouldn’t know, anyways, I’m an only child.

 

“Huh. Honestly, not shocking.”

 

What does that mean?

 

“Nothing.” He types the command to leave their party into the in-game chat, talking as he does, “I’ve gotta go.”

 

Fine, but we’re playing again next time we’re both on.

 

“Deal. Bye.”

 

He does a quick sign-off for his stream – including letting chat say goodbye to Shouto, like they always ask to – before taking off his headset and putting his computer to sleep.

 

“What do you want?” he asks, spinning his chair to face Shouto, who pulls a paper from – somewhere.

 

“You need Dad’s signature so you can register to apply for UA, right?” he asks, pointing to the signature on his own paper and pulling a blank sheet from behind it – it’s different, but Shouto’s going to the Recommendation exam, so that explains it. “We can forge it.”

 

Touya blinks. He’d honestly forgotten he’d mentioned that to Shouto, but he’s not going to complain.

 

“Hell yeah,” he says, grinning. 

 

 

Touya has spent more streaming time playing with Tomura – who finally gave him their name, for use off-stream only – than on his own in the past two weeks. He’s also spent more time on Discord than ever – his server’s too chaotic for him to put up with it all the time, but Tomura’s only been talking to him through DMs since the day he first joined the server.

 

DustedTS

why did you call me at 5 in the morning

 

touflame

hit the wrong button lmao

 

DustedTS

you woke me up, bitch

 

touflame

damn that sucks

 

DustedTS

if it weren’t for our history in bedwars doubles i would kill you

 

touflame

lmao sure you would

do you not have school or anything

 

DustedTS

homeschooled

so no

 

touflame

wild.

anyways im gonna go before i get my phone taken

 

DustedTS

coward

 

touflame

if you went to my school youd be a coward too

ill msg when im on my way home

 

DustedTS

we’re playing tonight

 

touflame

alright

 

He’s gotten used to the not-really-asking ways Tomura asks him things. For the most part, they don’t assume anything inaccurately – save for occasionally starting a new game when Touya has to stop playing. He’s not streaming tonight, but he is free, and he has been saying that he’s been free all week, so. They’re playing tonight.

 

The day runs slower than usual. By the time he and Shouto are on the train home, he’s already messaging Tomura to bitch about it. 

 

touflame

english classes are honestly the WORST

like??? i learn more from herotube than from my teacher

there is no reason to spend two weeks on adjectives

 

DustedTS

i learned when i was little

i wouldnt know

 

touflame

ur lucky

im like. mostly fluent i think

better than most of the idiots in my class

 

DustedTS

if i had to take classes with low intelligence npcs every day id just snap

 

touflame

sometimes im surprised i havent tbh

 

“Are you talking to Dusted again?” Shouto asks, trying to look over Touya’s shoulder. He turns his phone off before he can read any of the messages. 

 

“Yeah. I’m playing with them again tonight.”

 

“Again?” Shouto pouts.

 

Touya holds back a laugh, giving him a light punch on the shoulder. “Stop being annoying.” 

 

“You’ve been playing with them so much, though.”

 

“You don’t even have Minecraft.”

 

“I can steal your account.”

 

Touya lets himself laugh this time. “And drag my stats down with you?”

 

“I’m not bad at it just because your crush is good–”

 

“They aren’t my crush!” Touya interrupts, faster than he planned to.

 

Shouto meets his eyes with a too-knowing look. “They aren’t?” 

 

“No!” He can feel his face heating up, and does his best to blame it on his Quirk. 

 

But Shouto doesn’t mention it, shrugging and turning away. Touya silently thanks his twin’s absolute obliviousness to most social cues.

 

It doesn’t make the thought go away as he plays on VC with Tomura that night, though. 

 

They aren’t my crush!

 

…Shit.

 

 

DustedTS

we should meet up

like in person

 

touflame

uh

is this a plot to go through on ur threats to murder me or (/j)

 

DustedTS

no

like

you know i was never really trained to level up my charisma

you live near tokyo. right.

 

touflame

yeah?

 

DustedTS

cool

so do i

we should go out.

 

touflame

???

 

DustedTS

like a date

 

touflame

oh

oh shit

 

DustedTS

we don’t have to.

could just meet up

 

touflame

no

 

DustedTS

i don’t care

 

touflame

no you’re fine

youre good

im good

im down

 

DustedTS

really?

 

touflame

yeah

when

 

DustedTS

uh

i didnt think id get this far

 

touflame

i can do it after school

wednesday?

 

DustedTS

sure

yeah

that works

 

touflame

ok

cool

 

DustedTS

ill see u then

 

touflame

yeah

 

Oh, he’s going to lose his mind. 

 

DustedTS

do you want to play tonight

 

He’s going to lose his entire mind .

 

touflame

yeah sure

 

 

“I thought he wasn’t your crush,” Shouto says as Touya holds up another outfit to the mirror.

 

“Shut up, that was two weeks ago, how do you remember that.”

 

“Should I have forgotten?”

 

“It doesn’t matter– which outfit?”

 

Shouto looks between the two in Touya’s hands and the five others scattered around the floor.

 

“Is there a dress code for dates?”

 

“I don’t know! I think so!”

 

“Where are you going?”

 

Touya pauses. 

 

And immediately grabs his phone.

 

touflame

where are we going tomorrow

ik we’re meeting at the train station but where are we going after

 

“You don’t know?”

 

“I don’t know!”

 

DustedTS

there’s an arcade a few blocks away

 

touflame

so arcade

 

DustedTS

do you want to go somewhere else

 

touflame

no thats fine

thats great

ok cool

 

“Arcade,” Touya repeats from the messages. Shouto hums.

 

“Black jeans,” he says, pointing between the three pairs already pulled out. “And the red shirt would look nice, I think.”

 

“Great, thank you, get out of my room now.”

 

“You’re so mean to me.”

 

Touya looks up enough to make eye contact as he sticks his tongue out at Shouto, who does the same as he walks out of his room, remembering to shut the door behind him.

 

Alone again, Touya folds the red button-up and the only non-ripped pair of black jeans together and stuffs them into his school bag.

 

He takes a deep breath, and tries to get his muscles to relax.

 

touflame

  1. i am going to bed

goodnight

ill see you tomorrow

 

He plugs his phone in as soon as the messages are sent, pulling himself into bed and still trying to relax.

 

He checks it one last time before he tries to actually sleep.

 

DustedTS

see you tomorrow

:)

 

 

Touya can say pretty confidently that their first date was not, in fact, a plot to go through with Tomura’s threats to murder him, considering 1: he was not murdered, and 2: he was also not murdered on any of their subsequent dates.

 

It’s pretty nice, actually. They switch between arcade and cafe dates every other week, and whatever Tomura’s family does, they’re loaded, maybe more than Dad, considering how insistent they are on paying for everything, every single time.

 

DustedTS

hey i know we already went to the arcade this week but theyre supposed to be getting a new machine tomorrow

you should go check it out w me saturday 

 

touflame

i cant do anything saturday sorry

entrance exams

 

DustedTS

? where? i thought most exams werent for another few weeks

 

touflame

ua

already registered and everything

 

DustedTS

didnt ur twin already do that?????

 

touflame

recommendation exam

 

DustedTS

damn

ur dad really hates u

 

touflame

nah just my quirk lmao

gonna be real disappointed when i get in

 

DustedTS

what department are u going for

 

touflame

hero

so extra disappointed lmao

 

Tomura doesn’t respond for a while after that, and when they do, it’s just to ask if he can play later.

 

Touya doesn’t question it. 

 

 

touflame

TOMURA

TOMURA GUESS WHAT

 

DustedTS

? what

 

touflame

[image attached]

I GOT IN.

 

DustedTS

holy shit.

you got in.

 

touflame

MY DADS SO FUCKING MAD LMAO

 

DustedTS

isnt that a bad thing

 

touflame

oh definitely.

if i die you get my setup

 

DustedTS

give it to ur twin so hell stop complaining

my setups better than urs anyways i dont need a downgrade

 

touflame

bold of you to assume my dad would Let him get my setup

 

DustedTS

well

L i guess

your setup will be remembered

 

touflame

what about me :(

 

DustedTS

no comment

 

touflame

rude, smh

 

DustedTS

you love me

 

touflame

yeah whatever

 

 

The in-person dates start to stutter more as the start of UA approaches for Touya, and whatever Tomura’s doing takes up more of his free time. The Bedwars games stay as consistent as always, with some extra calls outside of them.

 

“Sho’s costume design is honestly so bad, you have no idea.”

 

You didn’t try to help him with it?

 

“Wouldn’t take my advice. Letting him pick out my outfit for our first date gave him way too big of an ego.”

 

That was a good outfit.”

 

“Thanks, I’ll take that compliment for myself.”

 

Do you know what class you’re in yet?

 

“Nope, just hero course.”

 

Would they put both of you in the same class, or?

 

“Maybe.”

 

Would they just… call both of you Todoroki?

 

“Shouto would probably jump at the chance to be called something else.”

 

Tomura laughs. “ And you?

 

Touya shrugs, before remembering it’s a voice chat. “I don’t know.”

 

Do you have a code name or anything?

 

“A hero name? No idea. I’ll figure it out, though.”

 

The Blue Parade.

 

Touya laughs. “Absolutely not, fuck you.”

 

 

touflame

they put sho and i in the same class

 

DustedTS

youre kidding

 

touflame

nope

1-a

 

DustedTS

fun

 

touflame

you know where to look for me in the sports festival now lol

 

DustedTS

yeah

 

Class starts a few minutes later. Touya tucks his phone away and keeps it there – they’ve already planned to play Bedwars and catch up on what it’s like when he gets home.

 

 

“A field trip already?” Touya mumbles in the back of the bus, looking over to Shouto, holding back another laugh at the left half of his costume. Maybe he should’ve sat on Shouto’s right, like he usually does.

 

Shouto hums, shrugging, not really saying much – he doesn’t usually, around the class. The bus starts moving a few moments later, and Touya resorts to leaning his head back, closing his eyes as tight as he can, and resting his arms over his stomach in what he hopes looks casual. God, he hates motion sickness.

 

The explanation of the USJ is actually really interesting – Touya’s almost excited, even as someone without a lot of interest in rescue work. 

 

Of course, that means it has to go wrong. Touya’s almost ready to rename Murphy’s Law after himself, if he didn’t have good things coming up, too.

 

Shouto pokes his shoulder a few times to pull him out of his thoughts, before pointing down to the center of the USJ.

 

“Isn’t that your boyfriend?” he whispers.

 

Touya blinks. 

 

“Do I get bonus disappointing-Dad points for this?” he asks.

 

Probably, but he doesn’t get an answer before they’re split up.

 

 

“You’re sure you’re not hurt?” Recovery Girl asks again, everyone else already taken care of as Touya clutches the shock blanket around his shoulders.

 

“Yeah,” he says, voice shaking. “I’m good.”

 

Everyone else had been physically injured. He doesn’t think getting the most terrifying shovel-talk in existence from Tomura’s – Dad? guardian? whatever he was – is something Recovery Girl can fix.

 

 

DustedTS

are u ok

and is shouto ok

and is anyone else you give a shit about ok

 

touflame

bold of you to assume ive bonded with anyone in my class yet

shouto’s fine

i think kurogiri gave me a heart attack

but im fine

 

DustedTS

i told him not to

 

touflame

thank you for your brave attempt to save me

 

DustedTS

are we still going for boba next week

 

touflame

given that my dad lets me out of the house?

yeah

 

DustedTS

okay

 

touflame

wait can you still stream

 

DustedTS

oh

no i dont think so

but i can still play if you can

 

touflame

ill be on in a few

Notes:

i hope u enjoyed kudos and comments are very appreciated there are uh. three more days of fic fight and then i will be immediately dropping dead. thank you

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