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1. Zero Baguette Dilemma by hyper_rabies_enthusiast

   Fandoms: AI: The Somnium Files (Video Games), Zero Escape (Video Games)  

   • Explicit
   • Major Character Death, Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   04 Dec 2022

   Tags

   • Major Character Death
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Date Kaname/Sigma Klim
   • Date Kaname
   • Sigma Klim
   • Date Mizuki
   • Boss | Kuranushi Shizue
   • Phi (Zero Escape)
   • Size Kink
   • Cock Worship
   • Crack
   • Sigma's 18 inches
   • Date is the toaster
   • Not actually porn
   • this story is a joke
   • Religious Imagery & Symbolism
   • there's no weird stuff with Mizuki don't worry
   • Angst

   Summary

   Date and Sigma attempt to fit a "baguette" into a "toaster." This task proves to be more difficult than one might expect.

   Inspired by that one Uchikoshi tweet. You know the one.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   12,449

   Chapters:

   4/4

   Comments:

   34

   Kudos:

   130

   Bookmarks:

   8

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