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Another fifty things Koyama has said to Shige :
- Did you know that cats say ‘I love you’ by blinking slowly?
- I don’t need to read it to know it’s a masterpiece.
- As you wish, sensei.
- I’m lucky my partner has such a big brain.
- Coffee’s ready.
- Have you seen my sweater?
- Ah, yes, the one you’re wearing.
- Are you winning?
- Good luck kiss, kill those goblins!
- Don’t stay up too late, though, we have rehearsals tomorrow.
- Don’t scare my kouhai.
- To be fair, Jesse’s not supposed to know you sleep in my bed.
- Well, we’re both awake, now...
- I’ll take care of you then.
- Ew I’ll never do that in your sleep, that’s gross!
- Would you like that, sensei?
- Sensei is so lewd, giving me that look...
- You’re shaking.
- Hush now, you tsundere.
- So good...
- You were just too shy to ask, but that’s what you wanted all along, am I wrong?
- Come for me, sensei...
- Damn, I love your face when you come.
- You raise your eyebrows, it’s elegant.
- I swear, you look like a monarch or something when you have an orgasm.
- I love you so much.
- You never say ‘I love you’.
- ‘Me too’ isn't quite the same, is it?
- Since when are you a person of actions rather than a person of words?
- I’m hungry.
- Feed me.
- Ah you’re such a good wife~
- I’m so lucky.
- Thanks for the meal!
- I can’t find my wallet.
- You’re too adorable, I can't...
- My, my, hello there!
- But I love Little Shige!
- To be clear, I'm not talking about Hokuto.
- No, no, don’t remove your earrings, you look stunning.
- I should buy you more earrings.
- I called your mom, they’re free on Friday.
- It’s okay to be sad.
- Maybe one day we can adopt.
- And you were that close to being romantic.
- We dodged a bullet.
- Yes, love?
- Did you just say ‘I love you’ with your eyes like a cat?
- I’m not crying.
- Hold me tight.
Another fifty things Shige has said to Koyama :
- Is that why your eyes are so small?
- Because they say ‘I love you’ all the time?
- You know I was joking when I told you to buy twenty copies?
- You haven’t read it yet?!
- Don’t give it to everyone before reading it!
- You’re a bit… hold on, I know there's a kind word for that.
- Would you call me ‘sensei’ again?
- How do you manage to insult so many cultures everytime you cook?
- I guess you’d make a decent husband.
- Sleep well.
- Kei, your phone...
- If it’s Jesse again, tell him I’ll fucking kill him.
- Don’t give me that look.
- I’m too tired to fuck you.
- Do whatever you want with my body, just don’t wake me up.
- Hmm, c’mere.
- Stop teasing me...
- I’m not made of glass, put it inside already.
- I’m not a tsund-hmm okay, call me what you want but keep doing that...
- Stop talking... ah!
- Yes...!
- I’m coming!
- What’s with my face when I come?
- ... Right, that was surprisingly cute.
- You know my feelings, there’s no need to say it out loud.
- Actions matter more when it comes to relationships, anyway.
- Can I borrow a sweater?
- What am I supposed to do with that knowledge?
- Next time, just say you want me to cook.
- That's not a bouquet, Koyama, that's a tree.
- I... forget it, it’s nothing.
- You always say that you’re lucky to have me, but I’m the lucky one, you know?
- I have your wallet, you forgot it at my place.
- Stop snickering like a teenager everytime you see me naked.
- Oh my god, don’t give it a nickname.
- Koyama, I... nevermind.
- Pink really suits you.
- Nah, I’m only here to see Milk.
- Shit, you’re right, I am a tsundere.
- You’re the reason why I wanna have children and the reason why I can’t.
- It’s so fucking unfair.
- I’m not sad, I’m angry, but I’m not angry at you, okay?
- I’m supposed to be good with words but nothing goes as planned, when it comes to you.
- I’m not saying it’s a bad thing.
- It’s kinda relaxing.
- We should go to the sea together, so I can fish and you can look ridiculous in a wetsuit.
- You’re the perfect pillow.
- Keiichiro?
- Don’t cry, you know I’ll cry too!
- It’s alright, I’m here.