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"Ugh kill me." Levi groaned. For some reason he's been stuck on babysitter duty for his little cousin and her friends. They are at the fair and it's so hot that he feels like he's melting.
What's worse is that the three brats he's stuck with are doing their hardest to give him a heart attack. Especially Eren, who seems to be trying to get lost. How does a six-year-old has so much energy?
"Hey kid, want a lollipop" a new voice interrupted his thoughts. Levi turned around and saw a clown holding out a lollipop. Levi stared at him stupidly "Just call me the Candyman" the clown said.
Belatedly Levi realized the clown had mistaken him as a child. This was the last draw.
Eren, Mikasa, and Armin heard the commotion and came running, only to find Big Brother Levi beating the crap out of a clown.
"Wow that's amazing! Get him" Eren cheered.
"I don't think this is a good idea." Armin said nervously, eyeing the security guards coming toward them.
Mikasa did the responsible thing by calling her parents.