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Sasha Blouse plunked down at her desk with her Pumpkin Spice Latte and a large box of donuts, getting ready for her day. Fall is really the best season; she thinks to herself. So many delicious seasonal foods are back, especially desserts and other baked goods. Fall is also a romantic season, Sasha thought, so many cozy activities to do with your significant other, especially if the activities involve food.
As her coworkers started to arrive at the office, Sasha began to indulge in one of her favorite activities: imagining her coworkers in relationships. It's only in her head, what they don't know won't hurt them, she reasoned.
Today's victims are Levi Ackerman, the boss himself, and Eren Jaeger, his personal assistant, she decided. An opportunity presented itself when she saw Levi going into to his office with an annoyed expression on his face. A moment later Eren went after him with a perfectly brewed pot of tea.
[Sasha fantasy start]
"For you Mr. Ackerman" Eren chirped, while pouring the boss a cup. The boss took the cup gratefully while Eren started to straighten up the paperwork strewn about the office.
"Aren't you forgetting something?" Levi asked.
"Of course, sir" Eren went to the back of Levi's chair and started to massage his shoulders. "Wow, sir, you're so tense." After a few minutes, Levi interrupted the massage.
"There are a few other ways to relief tension beside a massage that I would like to try."
"What do you have in mind?"
"Come here." Levi dragged Eren onto his lap and they started to make out passionately while trying to undress each other.
Things escalated from there, culminating in Levi bending Eren over his desk and fucking his brains out.
[Sasha fantasy end]
Sasha hastily wiped the drool off her face and started on her work for the day.
Right on cue, Eren came out of the office with an empty teapot and a stack on paperwork. Sasha glanced into the office and saw Levi looking much happier than when he first came into work.
They are perfect for each other, Sasha concluded, if only they would be able to notice it.
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Later that night, at Levi's house, cuddled up in his couch with a movie, Eren wondered out loud. "Don't you think Sasha was acting a little weird today? Do you think she knows about us?"
"You are being paranoid," Levi said, "Sasha is too obsessed with food to notice anything."
"I guess you're right" Eren said and snuggled up into his boyfriend's arms.