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Tony was fixing up his bandana thing in the mirror becuz today is the day he goes out in public for some business promotion or something idk business stuff.

Getting drivin in his limo he looked out of the window and at the clouds. Even tho he was the mascot of a famos cereal brand he was pretty lonley😭. No one at he work really wanted to talk to him and the fans out on the streets were effin hornie ass furries.
(if ur a furry reading this I'm not trying to hate on you or anything sorry☹️)

Tony was so lost in his thoughts that he didn't hear that the car had already stopped. He stepped out of the car and took his place on the podium. He delivered his speech about cereal like a president talking about things presidints talk about. It was all going well untill

"Eat frosted flakes and stuff and like buy our cereal and then eat it with milk or without mik idc just buy our stu-"

"Yo yo yo eat our chips biotch!" Tony heard a voice call out. Everyone turned to see Chester cheeto and him pr team.

"Like eat our Cheetos yo. Or ur a bitch, bitch!" Chester shouted.

"Fock, he's kinda hot like his flaming hot Cheetos!" Tony thought, "but it's not like I have a crush on him or anything b-baka!"

Tony glared at his rival. Chester had been his rival ever since 5th grade when Chester told him the cereal was gross. He hated him ever since that moment.

And he hated him now becuz he was ruining his speech.

Eventually security kicked Chester and his team out of the event and it went on like normal

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After Tony return home he cracked open a cold can of milk and started drinking it. He turned on a movie and started watching it but for some reason he mind kept wandering back to Chester. No matter how much he tried to think about anything else he kept thinking about Chester cheeto.

"Darn I must really hate him to be thinking about him dis much.".thought Tony.

TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!!!

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Chester got home and hung up his favorite pair of sunglasses on his sunglasses rack. He couldn't stop thinking about Tony that day. Him and Tony had been rivals ever since 4rth grade when Tony said Cheetos r mid (Cheetos taste like ass)

Gosh darn that godamn tiger and his awesome bandana!

Chester could seriously kiss Tony rn but in a rival way you know?

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While Tony was out golfing he was having a fun time until....

"Yo what's up Tony!"

Tony's head whipped around like whipped cream and that's when he saw Chestr his rival standing next to him playing golf as well!!!

"Whatr YOU doing here Chester?" Tony asked.

"I'm playing golf. What're you doing here Tonay?" Chester asked back.

"This is my golfing spot!" Tony's growled

"Umm actually this is my golfing spot!" Chester said

"Whatever. Just let me golf in peace!" Toenail replied.

"Whatever." Chster say

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After a long day of golfing Tony and Chester decided to go home. BUT NOT BEFORE....

"So..." Chester started

Tony turned around "yeah?"

"You wanna play golf together next time?"

Tony was shocked to hear CHESTER CHEETO of all people (or cheetas(. say that!

"...sure, why not. See you on Saturday than?"

Chester smiled "it's a date!" He said before walking off.

Tony blushed. Date?...

TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!

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"golf????? With my enimy??? What brooo????" Toenail thought to himself.

Darn it, if chester weren't so gottdarn hot like flaming hot Cheetos ™ tony probably wouldn't have accepted.

Tony started daydreaming now.

*Daydream*

Him and chester were walking in the park holding hands (or paws?)

🐯 ......🐆
👔 🤝 👔
👖 ..... 🩳
👠👠 🥾🥾

Then they got ice cream 🐆🍦🐯

*Emd of daydream*

"Woh no way whyd I imagine that?" Tony thought to himself?

"Like I don't have a crush on chester or anything. On God I'm not even attracted to him in any way, shape, or form. I don't even like him. I hate his guts.
But honest to God I would totes smash him. Like I would go on romantic dinner dates at the most expensive Italian restaurants you could think of and I would buy him anything he asked for. I WOULD GO BANKRUPT FOR THAT MAN! And then we would go walking in the park at night nest to the lake with the moons reflection shining off of the water and then I would hold his hand then bring it to my lips and give his hand the most gentle smooch ever. We would then start making out next to the water, looking into each other's eyes. Then we'd go home and woo hoo in the bed. Then we'd wake up cuddling and telling each other how much we love the other.
But I'm not in love with him or anything I swear!" Tony said to himself in the mirror.

His mirror nodded when he did.

"Finally someone who understands!" Tony said to the mirror.

"Well I'd better get ready for tonight."

Tony then struggled to chooses the sexiest looking outfit for the golf tonight. He decided to choose his best bandana and packed his stuff and left.

TO BE COUNTINUED!!!!!!!.......