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1. TGFI (an Italian meet/ugly) by thissmallmoon

   Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   18 Nov 2022

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Joe | Yusuf Al-Kaysani/Nicky | Nicolò di Genova
   • Joe | Yusuf Al-Kaysani
   • Nicky | Nicolò di Genova
   • Booker | Sebastien le Livre
   • meet ugly
   • but it's actually pretty cute
   • I wanted to write a romcom so here we go
   • Oh No He's Hot trope
   • Luca Marinelli's questionable pec tattoo
   • I know nothing about football whose brilliant idea was it to make it a plot point
   • not one but TWO 'draw me like one of your French girls' scenes

   Summary

   This guy fucks Italians!
   (big time)
   any gender
   anywhere
   XXXX-XXXX-2052
   (Italian flag emoji)
   call today!

   Joe loses a bet and he has to express his love for Italians in no uncertain terms on his delivery truck. The callers he gets in response are mostly dreadful and he regrets everything. Then, he gets a call from a guy called Nicky.

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