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1. Life Lessons from The Doctor by motherofgnevnys

   Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Gen, M/M
   • Work in Progress

   20 Feb 2026

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Il Dottore & Sucrose (Genshin Impact)
   • Il Dottore & Pantalone (Genshin Impact)
   • Il Dottore/Pantalone (Genshin Impact)
   • Minor or Background Relationship(s)
   • Sucrose (Genshin Impact)
   • Il Dottore (Genshin Impact)
   • Pantalone (Genshin Impact)
   • Amber (Genshin Impact)
   • Collei (Genshin Impact)
   • Baizhu (Genshin Impact)
   • Kaeya (Genshin Impact)
   • Sangonomiya Kokomi
   • Zhongli (Genshin Impact)
   • Albedo (Genshin Impact)
   • Kaveh (Genshin Impact)
   • Diluc (Genshin Impact)
   • Columbina (Genshin Impact)
   • Klee (Genshin Impact)
   • Sandrone (Genshin Impact)
   • Alhaitham (Genshin Impact)
   • Jean (Genshin Impact)
   • Mad Science
   • Found Family
   • Tags to be added
   • No beta we die like Signora
   • Partially Canon Compliant
   • Sucrose has Anxiety
   • Swearing
   • Il Dottore is Sucrose's Parent (Genshin Impact)
   • i cant believe that tag exists
   • Pantalone is Bad at Feelings (Genshin Impact)
   • Il Dottore is Bad at Feelings (Genshin Impact)
   • everyone is mentally ill
   • Minor Character(s)
   • a hint of crack
   • Eventual Smut

   Summary

   "Hah. You really got yourself into quite the predicament this time. What are you gonna do? Strut into Mondstadt and kidnap the girl? Dispose of everyone who might connect the dots? Pay child support?"

   Dottore sneers at the amusement in his voice.

    

   The great Il Dottore faces a problem when he finds out that he has a child in Mondstadt. Luckily, his favorite coworker Pantalone is here to help.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   71,245

   Chapters:

   49/?

   Comments:

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