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"Hello, Wanda," Vision said.
"Hello, Vision," Wanda said.
"My dads are coming over for dinner tonight," said Vision.
"I know," said Wanda.
"Please cook something for them," said Vision.
"Okay," said Wanda.
"Alright, I'm going to work now," said Vision. "See you later."
"Bye!" Wanda giggled.
After Vision left, Wanda began panicking.
"Oh, no! I don't know how to cook! What am I gonna do?"
Then, Wanda saw a cookbook.
"Maybe this book will have some easy recipes in it!" she said, putting on a pair of glasses for some reason. "Ooh! Mac and cheese! That shouldn't be too hard!"
Wanda made some mac and cheese, and put it into the oven.
Several minutes later, she opened the door and took a look.
"Looking good!" she said. "It doesn't seem special enough, though. Vision's dads are major superheroes, and I can't just serve them plain mac and cheese! I should add something! But what?"
Wanda frantically searched the kitchen, until she spotted some blueberries.
"Ooh! Fresh blueberries!" Wanda said. "Vision bought these yesterday. I'm sure he won't mind if I use some."
Then, she added the blueberries to the mac and cheese.
When Vision came home, he immediately noticed the awful smell.
"What is that smell?" he asked.
"Tonight's dinner!" Wanda said. "Doesn't it smell wonderful?"
"Uh… not really," said Vision. "What did you make?"
"It's a surprise!" said Wanda. "Not that it should matter to you, because you're not eating it."
"Okay," said Vision. "Why are you wearing glasses?"
"Uhh… umm… well…" said Wanda."I don't know!"
At the very moment, the doorbell rang three times.
It was Thor Odinson, Tony Stark, and Bruce Banner!
"Ooh! That must be your dads!" said Wanda.
"Yes," said Vision. "Now, take off those stupid glasses. I don't want them seeing you like that."
"Hello, son!" the dads said in unison, once Vision had answered the door.
"Father Thor! Father Tony! Father Bruce!" said Vision. "Come on in! Wanda made a delicious dinner for you!"
In the dining room, Wanda unveiled the blueberry mac and cheese.
All three dads screamed in disgust!
"WANDA!" Vision scolded. "What is this?"
"B-b-blueberry mac and cheese?" Wanda said.
"I am calling the police," said Vision.
"No, no, no!" Wanda ran away, crying. Then, she locked herself in her room and cried harder.
Vision awkwardly tried to make small talk with his dads.
"So… how's it going?" he asked. "Anything new?"
"Ugh. My wife is pregnant again for some reason," Tony said, rolling his eyes. "Can you believe that?"
"Speaking of wives, why was your wife wearing glasses?" Bruce asked Vision.
"Maybe she's losing her vision!" Tony said.
All four men laughed. Wanda cried harder.
After a few minutes, Vision gave up and went to check on Wanda.
He knocked on the door.
"No! Please don't arrest me! I'm innocent!" Wanda cried.
"It's just me, Wanda," said Vision. "Please let me in."
"NO!" said Wanda.
"Okay, fine. Be like that," Vision sighed, phasing through the door.
Wanda now had blonde hair for some reason.
She started screaming.
"Wanda! Why are you blonde?" Vision asked.
"I'm not Wanda! I'm Blonda!"
"Oh, really?" Vision asked. "Then where is Wanda?"
"You were mean to her, so now she's gone," said Wanda. "FOREVER!"
The End