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Dan the MAN changed the group chat name to Dumbasses 2

Andrew: Fuck you, man

Dan the MAN: rude

tater tot: ?

tater tot: Dumbasses 2 ???

tater tot: bitch

Andrew: why the 2?

tater tot: fucking answer Daniel

Dan the MAN: I'm sorry

Andrew: Answer my question. Why the 2?

Dan the MAN: because I'm in a group chat with my football buddies called Dumbasses

Andrew: oh

tater tot: fuck you

Andrew: :( me?

tater tot: no, you adorable little cutie. its aimed at Daniel

Dan the MAN: :(

tater tot: your the only dumbass here

Andrew: true

Dan the MAN: *you're

tater tot: fucking asshole. you can't come over tonight you ass

Dan the MAN: no wait im sorry please

tater tot: no

Dan the MAN: i love you 

tater tot: i love you too

Andrew: leave. right. fucking. now

Dan the MAN: no thanks

tater tot: guys...

Andrew: yes?

Dan the MAN: ?

tater tot: I just walked past the cutest dog ever and I'm so happy

tater tot sent a picture

Andrew: so cute omg!! ! are you taking a walk?

tater tot: yeah

Dan the MAN: pick it up and bring it back with you

Andrew: NO

tater tot: its already gone. I would've tho

Andrew: *it's and *though

tater tot: im leavig and deleting your guys numbers

Andrew: *I'm

Dan the MAN: *leaving

tater tot: actually Daniel, I think you should come over ;)

Dan the MAN: really ?

tater tot: yeah >;)

Andrew: bitch, don't trust her, it's a trap

Dan the MAN: no >:/

Dan the MAN: I'll be there

Dan the MAN: baby girl

Andrew: Daniel, you are going to die and it will not be pretty

Dan the MAN: everything I do is pretty, asshole

tater tot: yeah, asshole

Andrew: please stop, im crying

Dan the MAN: no you're not

tater tot: hpw wpuld you know?

Dan the MAN: excuse me?

tater tot: *how

tater tot: *would

tater tot: you know?

Dan the MAN: because I can see him

Dan the MAN: no tears

Andrew: fuvk off

Andrew goodbye

Dan the MAN: *fuck

Dan the MAN: byee :>

tater tot: cringe

Dan the MAN: what?

tater tot: :> cring lmao

Dan the MAN: *cringe

tater tot: im leaving

Dan the MAN: bye :/

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tater tot: hey I need help

Dan the MAN: with what?

Andrew: ?

tater tot sent a picture

tater tot: which shirt should i get?

Andrew: neither

Dan the MAN: both

tater tot: so helpful

Dan the MAN: why neither Andrew??

Andrew: they wouldn't look good on her

tater tot: :( bitch

Dan the MAN: asshole, she looks good in everything, bitch

Andrew: im sorry no need to be so aggressive

Dan the MAN: *I'm

Dan the MAN: THERE IS NEED TO BE AGRESSUVE

Andrew: *AGGRESSIVR

tater tot: *AGGRESSIVE

tater tot: lmao

Andrew: :/ fuck you guys

Dan the MAN: rude asshole

Andrew: oh yeah im the rude one

tater tot: *I'm

Dan the MAN: you are

Dan the MAN: Taylor, please, im tryinh to argue with Andrew for your sake

tater tot: *I'm *trying

Dan the MAN: whatever

Andrew: I'm sorry, but I dpn't think you'd look very good in green or blue

Dan the MAN: *don't

Andrew: leave me alone

Dan the MAN changed Andrew's name to Doesn't know how to spell shit

Doesn't know how to spell shit: shit

Dan the MAN: lmao

Dan the MAN: dammit

Dan the MAN changed Doesn't know how to spell shit's name to Ass

Ass changed Dan the MAN's name to rudest MAN

Ass: so mean

rudest MAN: look whos talking, ass

tater tot changed rudest MAN's name to dumbass

tater tot changed Ass's name to smart dumbass

tater tot: stop fighting

smart dumbass: :/

dumbass: no

dumbass changed tater tot's name to hot dumbass

hot dumbass: asshole

dumbass: you're hot

dumbass: baby girl

smart dumbass removed dumbass from the group chat

hot dumbass: omg

smart dumbass changed hot dumbass's name to tater tot

tater tot: thank you <3

smart dumbass removed tater tot from the group chat

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Andrew created a new group chat

Andrew renamed group chat to these guys

Andrew sent a picture

Andrew: is the glass half empty or half full

tater tot: half empty

Dan the MAN: half full

Dan the MAN changed Andrew’s name to the guy who asks dumb questions

the guy who asks dumb questions: lol

the guy who asks dumb questions: anywho, which one of you is right?

tater tot changed the guy who asks dumb questions’s name to Andy <3

tater tot: I am

Dan the MAN: I am

Andy <3: Daniel, you fucking dumbass, its half empty

Dan the MAN: why? :/

tater tot: it’s just a fact

Andy <3: yeah man

Dan the MAN: no, it’s half empty

tater tot: why?

Andy <3: yeah why?

Dan the MAN: well, if you drank half of the water then you got rid of half of the water, which means it is half empty

Andy <3: good point but i diagree

tater tot: I DISAGREE EVEN IF ITS A GOOD POINT

Dan the MAN: hey Andrew

Andy <3: yeah

Dan the MAN: *disagree

Andy <3: I swear to god, Daniel

tater tot: NI MATTER HOW  MUCH WATER IS IN THE DAMN CUP I WILL SAY ITS HALF FULL BECAUSE IF YOU FILL IT UP HALF WAY THAT WOULD MAKE IT HALF FULL AND IF YOU DRINK SOME OF IT

tater tot: IT WPULD STILL BE HALF FULL BECAUSE ITS FULL OF WATER WHICH MEANS IF ITS HALF FULL IT FULL OF HALF OF SOME WATEE

tater tot: BITCY

Andy <3: fuck man

Andy <3: your girl is mad

Dan the MAN: *NO

Dan the MAN: *IT’S

Dan the MAN: *WOULD

Dan the MAN: *WATER

Dan the MAN: *BITCH

Andy <3: that isn’t going to make her less mad

Dan the MAN: yeah, I know

tater tot: AGREE WITH ME AND STOP CORRECTING ME EVERY TIME I TYPE

tater tot: MY TYPING ID JUST FINE DANIEL

tater tot: AT LEAST IM BETTER THAN YOU

Dan the MAN: *IS
Dan the MAN: *I’M

Dan the MAN: are you sure?

Andy <3: she’s going to ficking kill you, man

Dan the MAN: *fucking

Andy <3: I’m going to kill you to

Dan the MAN: *too

Dan the MAN: you know, it’s really funny that I’m the so called dumbass of the group, but I’m doing better than both of you with SPELLING. THE ONE THING I SUCK AT THE FUCKING MOST. So, fuck off and go back to kindergarden.

Dan the MAN: bitches

tater tot changed Dan the MAN’s name to so called smartass

Andy <3 changed so called smartass’s name to Asshole

tater tot changed Asshole’s name to smartest fucking guy around

Andy <3 changed smartest fucking guy around’s name to Daniel doesn’t deserve a fun name

Daniel doesn’t deserve a fun name changed Andy <3’s name to Bully 1

Daniel doesn’t deserve a fun name changes tater tot’s name to Bully 2

Daniel doesn’t deserve a fun name: : (

Daniel doesn’t deserve a fun name: I’m sorry

Bully 2: I won’t forgive you

Bully 1: sme here

Bully 1: don’t you dare fucking correct me

Bully 1: asshole

Bully 1 changed Daniel doesn’t deserve a fun name’s name to some guy

some guy: im really sorry pleqse forgove me

Bully 1: *I’m

Bully 2: *please

Bully 1: *forgive

some guy: I deserved that

some guy: please forgive me : (

Bully 1: fine

Bully 2: fine

Bully 2 changed some guy’s name to baby girl

baby girl changed Bully 2’s name to Andrew?

Bully 1 changed Andrew?’s name to tater tot

tater tot changed Bully 1’s name to andy

baby girl: we good?

tater tot: yeah <3

baby girl: <3

andy: <3

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baby girl: hey :)

andy: >:/

baby girl: ?

andy: don't "?" me

tater tot: woah drama
tater tot: tell me what happened

andy: DANIEL ATE MY ICE CEAM

tater tot: ice ceam

baby girl: ice ceam

andy: ICE CREAM
andy: AND I AM UPSET
andy i will kill you dnaiel

tater tot: who the fuck is dnaiel

baby girl: i don't know man

andy: DANIEL
andy: I
andy: WILL
andy: KILL
andy: YOU

baby girl: dude its just some ice cream
baby girl: i can buy you more
baby girl: because i'm rich

tater tot changed baby girl's name to dnaiel

dnaiel: :/

tater tot: hehe

andy: Daniel where are you?

dnaiel: why would you expect me to tell you that?
dnaiel: you said you are going to kill me

tater tot: where are you Daniel?

dnaiel: not telling

tater tot: sus
tater tot: ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME?

dnaiel: no
dnaiel: i would never do that
dnaiel: why would you i would do that??

tater tot: idk :(
tater tot: but are you?

dnaiel: no

tater tot: good <3

dnaiel: <3

andy: WHERE ARE YOU
andy: I JUST WANT TO TALK

dnaiel: NO

tater tot: HE JUST WANTS TO TALK

dnaiel: NO

andy: >:|

dnaiel: IM GOING TO THE STORE TO BUY YOU SOME MORE ICE CREAM
dnaiel: PLEASE DON'T HURT ME
dnaiel: :"(

andy: which store?

tater tot: which store?

andy: tell me

tater tot: tell us

andy: i just want to talk

tater tot: he just wants to talk

andy: DANIEL

tater tot: DANIEL ANSWER NOW

andy: ARE YOU AT WALMART!??

dnaiel: no

andy: I see your truck
andy sent a picture

dnaiel: fuck

tater tot: I'm comming to walmart
tater tot: wait for me

dnaiel: NO
dnaiel: LEAVE ME ALONE

andy: I'm in the store

tater tot: I'M HERE

dnaiel: I'm already leaving
dnaiel: bitches
dnaiel sent a picture

tater tot: fuck you

andy: why would you flip us off
andy: after all we've done for you
andy: :(

tater tot: yeah :(

dnaiel: I'm driving stop textibg me >:(

tater tot: come over

dnaiel: fine
dnaiel: bye

tater tot: bye

andy: see you later daniel
andy: >:)

dnaiel: LEAVE ME ALONE

tater tot: daniel stop texting
tater tot: keep your eyes on the goddamn road
tater tot: goodbye

andy: bye >:1

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dnaiel: change my name to whatever you want
dnaiel: make it funny

tater tot: okay
tater tot changed dnaiel's name to Daniel Mary Johnson

Daniel Mary Johnson: NOT MY FULL NAME
Daniel Mary Johnson: HOW FUCKING DARE YOU
Daniel Mary Johnson: BITCH
Daniel Mary Johnson: >:(

tater tot: you made a BIG mistake thinking you could tell me your full name without being made fun of

Daniel Mary Johnson: you're making fun of me?
Daniel Mary Johnson: :(

tater tot: yeah

andy changed Daniel Mary Johnson's name to Fucking Idiot
tater tot changed Fucking Idiot's name to Mr. Johnson

Mr. Johnson: not funny

andy: you asked for this
andy changed tater tot's name to Mrs. Johnson

Mr. Johnson: change my name back
Mr. Johnson: NOW

Mrs. Johnson: Taylor Johnson
Mrs. Johnson: Has a good ring to it

Mr. Johnson: correct

Mr. Johnson changed andy's name to our child

Mrs. Johnson: IS ANDREW OUR CHILD ????

Mr. Johnson changed our child's name to baby

baby: what the fuck

Mr. Johnson: LANGUAGE YOUNG MAN

Mrs. Johnson: HIS FIRST WORDS
Mrs. Johnson: !!!

baby changed Mr. Johnson's name to daddy

daddy: maybe don't change my name to that

Mrs. Johnson: lmao

baby changed daddy's name to danny
baby changed Mrs. Johnson's name to tay
danny changed baby's name to and

and: you cnaged my name to and???
and: really daniel ??

danny: it's better than baby
danny: also how the hell did you spell changed so wrog???

and: says the guy who spelled wrong like wrog

tay changed and's name to drew

drew: omg fuck you

danny: I hate my name
danny: please change it

drew: danny's a cute nickname though

tay: yeah

danny: i don't like nicknames

tay: qhat

drew: *what

tay: bitch this is serious

drew: im sorry

tay: Daniel WHY??

drew: YEAH WHY???

danny: do i look like a danny to you??

tay: no

drew: no

danny changed drew's name to Andrew

Andrew: what about dan ?

tay: dan is cute

tay changed danny's name to dan

dan: no
dan: I don't think i look like a dan

tay: neil

dan: NO

Andrew: D

dan: only Taylor can call me that

tay: dan the man

dan: almost the same as dan
dan: which i don't like

Andrew: nie

dan: wtf no

tay: fuck yiu man

Andrew changed dan's name to Daniel

Daniel: *you

Andrew: do you have any nicknames for me?

Daniel: drew
Daniel: andy
Daniel: and
Daniel: ew
Daniel: rew
Daniel: andre
Daniel: dre

tay: damn

Daniel: that's all i've got

tay changed Andrew's name to ew

ew: :(

tay: what about me ?

Daniel: T
Daniel: tater tot
Daniel: tay
Daniel: baby girl
Daniel: babe
Daniel: honey
Daniel: little T
Daniel: tay tay
Daniel: Cutie
Daniel: Sweetheart

tay: All those for me ??

Daniel changed tay's name to baby girl

baby girl: HJVBNVJGCVHBNVHCMKVJBHM
baby girl: I LOVE YOU

Daniel: I LOVE YOU TOO

baby girl: come over

Daniel: hehe okay

ew: what about me :(

Daniel: oh right
Daniel changed ew's name to Andrew <3

Andrew: bye

baby girl: byee

Daniel: bye uwu

Andrew: cringe

Daniel: what?

Andrew: uwu

Daniel: im sorry

Andrew: goodbye

Daniel: bye uwu

Andrew: I SWAER TO GOD DANOEL

Daniel: UWU

Andrew: >:(

Andrew removed Daniel from the group chat

baby girl: bye ?

Andrew: goodbye :)

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Andrew added Daniel to the group chat
Andrew added Angela to the group chat

Angela: ?

Andrew changed baby girl's name to tater tot

tater tot: BITCH WHY HER???

Angela: excuse me?

Andrew: i didn't mean to
Andrew: :(
Andrew: but don't remove her
Andrew she'll keep this place pure for a bit

tater tot: this place won't be pure if I'M here
tater tot: asshole

tater tot changed Angela's name to four eyes

four eyes: What the fuck is wrong with you young lady?

tater tot: wtf id wring with you okd lady?

Andrew: *is
Andrew: *wrong
Andrew: *old
Andrew: also, Taylor be nice

tater tot: fuck
tater tot: off

Andrew: I'll tell Daniel that you're bulling his grandma

four eyes: I am not his grandma

Andrew: sorry
Andrew: I'll tell Daniel that you're bulling his friend

tater tot: NO
tater tot: he won't beleave you

Andrew: who the fuck spells believe like that
Andrew: gross

tater tot: I'm sorry
tater tot: Daniel hasn't said anytgonh thid whole time
tater tot: where is he??

Andrew changed four eyes's name to Angela

Angela: Isn't he usually at practice around this time?

Andrew: yeah, he got done not that long ago and he's taking a nap
Andrew: sweaty

tater tot: he's sweaty?

Andrew: yes, it is very gross

tater tot: ew

Angela: he was just tired

tater tot: THAT IS NO EXCUSE TO TAKE A NAP ON YOUR WHILE YOU ARE SWEATY AS HELL
tater tot: GROSS

Angela: why are you dating him?

tater tot: god, i don't know
tater tot: I might as well just break up with him for TAKING A NAP ON HIS BED WHILE HE IS SWEATY

Angela: so you are dating him...?

tater tot: FUCK
tater tot: APRIL FOOLS
tater tot: IT'S JUST PRANK
tater tot: DANIEL WOULD NEVER DATE ME BECAUSE IM SO ANGRY AND VIOLENT
tater tot: Andrew help he out

Andrew: THEY ARE NOT DATING!
Andrew: I PROMISE

Angela: first of all, it isn't April
Angela: and second, Daniel talks about you all the time. It's pretty obvious that he loves you and would date you. Even though you seem to be a bit violent and angry.

Daniel: what the fuck is happening

Andrew: I added Angela to the group chat. Taylor bullied her. Then we talked about you. And thenTaylor accidentally told Angela that you two are dating.

Daniel: oh

tater tot: I'M SORRY BABY GIRL

Daniel: it's okay <3

tater tot: DANIEL I HAVE A VERY IMPROTANT QUESTION FOR YOU

Daniel: *IMPORTANT
Daniel: ask away

tater tot: WHY THE HELL DID YOU TAKE A DAMN NAP AFTER PRACTICE WHEN YOU WERE ALL GROSS AND SWEATY

Daniel: I WAS TIRED
Daniel: and how do you know that?

Andrew: I told
Andrew: I'm sorry

Daniel: it's okay <3

Andrew added Professor to the group chat

tater tot: NO WTF ANDREW????

Daniel: :(

Angela: what is happening?

Professor: Why am I here?

Andrew: YAY NOW WE HAVE EVERYBODY HERE!

Daniel: Andrew, this isn't good. John is going to correct us on every little thing we misspell.

Professor: No, I won't.
Professor: Also, shut the fuck up, Daniel.

Daniel: wtf

Andrew: omg lmao

tater tot: now we know who's John's least favorite student

Professor: Yep, he's always been my least favorite.
Professor: Well, not always, but ever since he made that dumb joke in the middle of class.

tater tot: OMG DON'T REMIND HIM

Daniel: HOW DO YOU MAKE HOLY WATER?

Andrew: how?

Daniel: YOU BOIL THE HELL OUT OF IT

tater tot: FUCK
tater tot: SHUT UP DANIEL

Daniel: WAIT I'VE GOT MORE!
Daniel: I made a pencil with two erasers
Daniel: it was pointless

Andrew: you tell that he is cackling on the other side of the screen

Angela: I bet he has more

Daniel: what do you call a werewolf who doesn't know they're a werewolf?

Professor: I don't know, what?

Daniel: An unawarewolf

Andrew: FUCK YOU

tater tot: FGCHBJKGJ I HATE YOU

Angela: God

Professor: That was pretty good, actually.

tater tot: WHAT?

Andrew: WTF?

Daniel: hehe <3

Professor: You're still my least favorite though, Daniel.

Daniel: oh
Daniel: WHY?

Professor: Because you're an asshole.

Daniel: since when?

Professor: Yesterday, I was walking to my car. I saw you in your car, so I waved. You flipped me off and drove away.

Daniel: I don't remember that

Professor: Don't pretend like you don't remember, Daniel.

Daniel: i was drunk

Angela: drinking?
Angela: you are only 20 young man

Daniel: I mean, I thought you were Andrew

Andrew: I don't have a car

Daniel: I MEANT ONE OF MY FOOTBALL BUDDIES

Angela: were you drinking?

Daniel: yes, but not the point

Angela: I'm telling your mom

Daniel: NO
Daniel: PLEASE

tater tot: Damn

Daniel: TAYLOR PLEASE BULLY ANGELA INTO NOT TELLING MY MOM

tater tot: okay
tater tot: Listen here four eyes, I get that Daniel is only 20, BUT let him live and rebel and DO WHATEVER HE WANTS
tater tot: HE'S AN ADULT ISN'T HE?

Angela: yes, but he's only 20 and his mother is very strict about drinking
Angela: obviously

tater tot: yeah, I know
tater tot: he just asked me if i could be on his side
tater tot: even though i agree with you

Daniel: IM LEAVING

tater tot: wait come over

Daniel: okay i'll be there in like 10 minutes ;)

tater tot: ;) can't wait

Andrew: PLEASE STOPP
Andrew: JOHN AND ANGELA ARE HERE AND THEY ARE SEEING THIS

Professor: Goodbye.

Angela: Bye

Andrew: byee

tater tot: bye

Daniel: bye uwu

Professor: uwu ??

tater tot: cringe

Andrew: cringe

Angela: cringe

Daniel: im sorry

tater tot: GOOD BYE

Professor: Goodbye.

Angela: Bye

Andrew: byee

Daniel: bye :/

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Andrew removed Professor from the group chat

Andrew: hey guys

Daniel: hi

tater tot: hello <3

Angela: hi

Andrew: hi

tater tot: hi

Daniel: hi

Angela: hi ?

tater tot: what are we doing

Daniel: Andrew, what do yu wnat

Andrew: *you
Andrew: *want

Angela: Daniel, you forgot the question mark

Daniel: shut up

tater tot: did you just disrespect your elder???????

Andrew: DANIEL TAKE IT BACK

Angela: Daniel...
Angela: can I tell you something?

Daniel: yes...

Angela: your parents told me that you were a mistake

tater tot: LMAO

Andrew: OMG ANGELA WHYY

Angela: he had to know

Andrew: Daniel?

tater tot: Daniel?

Angela: Daniel?

Andrew: DANIEL?

tater tot: old lady made him sad

Angela: old lady?

tater tot: yeah

Andrew added Professor to the group chat
Andrew changed Professor's name to John

John: Hello?

Angela: make Daniel answer us

John: why?

Andrew: Angela told him that his parents said he was a mistake

John: I hate the kid too, but why would you say that?

Angela: he told me to shut up

John: Should I E-Mail him?

Andrew: he NEVER checks his Email

Angela: do you have his number?

John: Why would I have his number?

Andrew: me and Angela both have your number

John: That's because I actually like you two.

Andrew: hold on, I'm coming to your house to give you his number

John: Andrew, you don't know how to drive. How are you going to here?

Andrew: walk

John: Andrew, I'll come to you. Stay where you are.

Andrew: okay

Angela: Daniel is so dramatic

Andrew: yeah

tater tot: so true

Andrew: Taylor where have you been?

tater tot: hanging out with Daniel

Andrew: oh okay

Angela: you're with Daniel?

Andrew: WAIT

Andrew: YOU'RE WITH DANIEL?

tater tot: yeah
tater tot: I have been this whole time

Andrew: Wait
Andrew: LIAR
Andrew: ?

tater tot: how am i a liar?

Andrew: I don't know, I just think you're lying

tater tot: because i am
tater tot: lamp

Andrew: lamp?

tater tot: *lamo
tater tot: *lmap
tater tot: *lmao

Andrew: lmao

tater tot: are tou laughing at me or just trying to tell me how to speell it

Andrew: *you
Andrew: *spell
Andrew: both

tater tot: rude

Andrew: hold on brb

Angela: I hate you all

tater tot: i know

Andrew: JOHN HAS DANIEL'S NUMBER NOW HE CAN TEXT HIM
Andrew: AND EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE

tater tot: what will he text him?

Angela: will he tell him that he wasn't a mistake?

Andrew: i don't know

Daniel: hi

John: Hi.

tater tot: DANIEL !!!

Angela: I'm sorry, Daniel

Andrew: DANIELELLELELEELLELLELE

Daniel: spell my name right please

Andrew: *DANIEL !!!!!

Daniel: bye

tater tot: no wait
tater tot: Angela's sorry

Angela: i am

Andrew: professor, what did you tell him?

John: I told him that although I do hate him, he is not a mistake in my heart.

Andrew: that's nice

tater tot: did he beeleave you

Andrew: PLEASE FOR OUR SAKE TAYLOR LEARN HOW TO SPELL BELIEVE

tater tot: listen man it's really hard word to spell

John: He didn't believe me, but it was still enough to make him come back.

Daniel: I forgive you, Angela
Daniel: kinda

tater tot: FINALLY

Andrew: Daniel, your dramatic

John: *you're

Andrew: >:(

Daniel: I hate you all
Daniel: especially you, John

John: I hate you too, Daniel.

Angela: I'm going to block all of you

tater tot: bitch

John: Go ahead.

Daniel: I thought you liked me?

Angela: not really but i like you enough

Daniel: okay

John: Goodbye.

Daniel: bye :(

Andrew: bye :(

tater tot: bye :(

Angela: bye
Angela: losers

Andrew removed Angela from the group chat

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Andrew removed John from the group chat

Andrew removed Angela from the group chat

Andrew: Hey gays

Andrew: *guys

Daniel: dude how the fuck did you mess that up

Daniel: the u and a are so far away from each other

tater tot: why do we not have fun names anymore?

Daniel: idk

Andrew: please someone say hi back

Daniel: hi back

tater tot: fuck you

Andrew: fuck

Daniel: :)

tater tot changed Daniel's name to man

man: why !??!

tater tot: lmaooo

man: no

Andrew changed tater tot's name to woman

woman: man and woman

Andrew: annnnnd.....

man changed Andrew's name to babe

babe: babe really?

man: did you just call me babe???

woman: trying to steeel my man?????

babe: yes

woman: bitch

man changed woman's name to T

T changed man's name to D

D changed babe's name to A

A: I HATE UOI

D: wtf

T: uoi

D: *you ???

A: yes

D: fuck you

D: also why do you hate ne?

T: ne

A: *me

A: because

A: this morning you tried to make a soothie and got shit everywhere

A: and you bribed me into cleaning it for you

T: soothie

D: no

D: i didn't make a soothie 

D: i made a SMOOTHIE

A: fuck off

D: did you clean it?

A: yes

A: asshole

D: im sorry

D: also our blender sucks

D: i hate it

A: i'm surprised you actually spelt our instead of are

A: good job Daniel

D: shit the fick up

A: daniel please learn to spell

D: *shur

D: *dhut

D: *shut

D: *fucj

D: *fucj

D: *duck

D: *fuvl

T: just stop

A: it's too late now

D: *duck

D: FUCK

D: *fick

T: dude you just spelt it right

D: what

D: oh

A: dimbasa

D: ?

A: *dumbass

D: oh

D: BITCH

T: what are we doing

D: idk :(

A: uwu

A: we are talking

D: uwu

T: NO

A: UwU

D: OwO

T: FUCK YOU GUYS uwu

D: lamo

D: *lnao

D: *lsmo

D: *lmso

D: *lmao

A: Daniel wtf

T: Daniel are you forgetting things???

D: mo

D: *NO

D: maybe i am

A: take a nap

D: no

A: YES

D: NO

A: YES

D: NEVEE

T: don't correct yourself

D: *NEVET

D: *NEVRE

D: *NEVER

A: SLEEP

D: NO

D: im fine

A: Taylor

A: tell him to sleep

T: Daniel

T: if I come over

T: will you sleep?

A: NO THAT'S NOT WHAT I WANT

A: I STILL NEED SOMEWHERE TO SLEEP

A: PLEASE TAYLOR

A: PLEASE

T changed A's name to AA battery

D: lmao

AA battery: PLEASE TAYLOR

T changed AA battery's name to A

T: fine

T: daniel

T: come over 

T: ;>

D: hehe

D: pkay

D: *oaky

D: *poay

D: *ojay

D: *ikat

D: *olay

D: *ojsy

D: *okat

D: *someone help me

D: *lkqy

A: *okay

D: thsnk yoi

A: don't

D: t

D: b

D: fuck

D: t

D: h

D: a

D: n

D: k

T: stop

D: y

D: o

D: u

A: he spelled it right

A: kind of

D: am i dumb

A: not dumb

A: dumb sounds mean

A: you're just the opposite of smart

T: stupid

A: yeah

D: :(

A: also John would be SO disappointed in you

D: he already is

D: lamo

D: *lnao

D: goodnight

T: bye

T: you still coming over?

D: *snore*

T: never mind

T: don't want to wake him up

A: dumbasses

T: SHH

T: you might wake him

D: *snore loud*

T: goodbye

D: *smore*

D: **snote*

D: **snore*

A: trying to correct himself even in his sleep

A: wow

T: I guess i'll just come over to your dorm

A: NO

D: IM TRYING TO SLEEP

A: sorry

D: *snore*

T: bye

A: bye

D: *snore*

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D: i have a very important question for you guys

T: go ahead and ask

A: please no don’t

D: why?

A: because it’s going tp be dumb as hell

D: your mean

T: just ask

D: would you guys still love me if I was a worm?

T: of course baby girl <3

D: ty <333 i love you

T: I love you too <3

D: andrew?

A: no

A: fuck you

T: Andrew wtf???

A: im sorry but first of all worms are gross

A: second I hate you <3

T: fuck man

D: so mean

A: im sorry, im just mad

T: why

A: idk

A: i just feel like punching someone

T: Daniel’s free

D: what NO

T: lmao

A: im not going to punch a worm

D: Andrew im not a worm

A: *man

A: i meant man

T changed D’s name to Worm

Worm: so mean

T: lmao

A: teehee

T: <3

Worm: someone aske me a question

A: spell ask right first

Worm: *ask

A: what is your favorite food?

Worm: ur mom

T: wtf

T: daniel don’t talk about his mom

Worm: why?

T: he has trawma

Worm: trauma

T: shh

T: yes

A: ur mean

Worm: im sorry

T: you cant just say sorry

T: andrew’s proabbaky having flashbacks right now

T: Bitch

Worm: im really really really really really realllyyyy sorry <3

A: i forgive

Worm: ty

T: hey daniel guest what i did last night

Worm: what?

T: ur mom

Worm: DON’T TALK ABOUT MY MOM LIKE THAT

Worm: i did deserve that tho

T: yeah bitch

A: lmao

Worm: would you still love me if i serial killer?

A: uhh

T: W H Y

A: please answer me

T: us

T: answer us

Worm: just a question

T: it’s hard to answer

T: who would you be killing?

A: NOBODY

A: YOU ARENT KILLIG ANYBODUY

T: answer me babe

Worm: idk

Worm: john maybe

Worm: or i could be one of those crazy boyfriends who loves their girlfriend so much that they just absolutely kill her

T: im locking my doors

A: am i going to die

T: he never said he was kill YOU

A: yeah but if he does kill you

A: which he won’t

A: I’ll know because of this conversation

A: and i have no way of being safe because we share a dorm

T: it’s okay, just come to my dorm

T: quickly

A: okay

T: are you walking?

A: no im running

Worm: it was just a question

Worm: i would never kill you guys

Worm: i would never kill anyone!

T: you sure?

Worm: yes

Worm: i pinky promise

T: pinky

Worm: pinky 

A: I’m here let me in I can see daniel’s truck please Taylor

T: hold on

A: PLEASE HE’S WALKING TOWARDS ME

A: THANK YOU

Worm: please let me in

T: do you have any weapons?

Worm: no

T: …

T: fine

T: i’m only letting you in because your hot

T: and cute <3

Worm: teehee ty <3

T: bye

A: im scared

A: bye

Worm: :) byeee <3

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T: hey freaks

A: hi

T: what you doing?

A: nothing

T: cool

T: Daniel?

T: Daniel?

T: Daniel?

T: Dnaiel?

T: Danny?

T: Dan?

T: Babe?

T: baby girl?
T: Daniel?

T: Dan the Man?

T changed Worm’s name to Dan the MAN

T: Daniel come on

T: Andrew where is he?

A: idk

A: at our dorm prob

T: prob

A: ably

T: ?

A: probably

T: oh

T: are you at your dorm?

A: yes

A: he’s sleeping

A: he’s been sleeping all day

T: is he okay

A: he should be

A: idk

A: hopefully

T: DANIEL

T: DANEIL ANSWER ME

T: please

A: he’s sleepibg

A: he isn’t going to wake up

T: ugh

A: did you know that Daniel sleep talks

T: lmao what does he say

A: earlier he said “i fucking hate you”

A: i cried about it because i thought he was awake

T: lmao anything else

A: we had a conversation

T: really

T: how tf

A: idk

A: he could’ve been awake

A: but probably not because why would Daniel tell me about Ariana Grande

T: wtf

T: what did he say about her?

A: do you really want me to tell you?

T: andrew what the fuck did he say?

A: if you insist

A: he said she’s so hot and pretty. He also told me that he has a little cruch on her. And he told me that his dad met her once?

A: im not sure that last one is true but whatever.

A: and he told me all these weird facts about her

A: he said she has like 9 dogs

A: Daniel’s a real talker when he sleeps

T: did he say she was prettier than me

A: he

A: never

A: even

A: mentioned

A: you

A: 🙁

T: BITCH

T: WTF

T: WAKE HIM UP RIGHT NOW

A: o k

Dan the MAN: heyyy <3

A: Taylor calm down

A: he was sleeping

T: DANIEL

T: ASSHOLE

T: YOU THINK ARIANA GRANDE IS HOTTER AND PRETTIER THAN ME

T: WTF

Dan the MAN: i never said that

A: it’s okay daniel

A: you were skeep talking

Dan the MAN: oh

Dan the MAN: Taylor, I was asleep. I didn’t know what I was saying. You are hotter and much prettier than Ariana Grande. I promise. You are the prettiest and hottest woman I’ve ever seen. You are hotter than Ariana Grande. I love you <3

T: <333333

T: im crying

T: i love you too

T: thank you <33

Dan the MAN: <3

A: is it true that your dad met Ariana Grande?

Dan the Man: lmao who told you that?

A: you did

Dan the MAN: when

A: while you were sleeping

Dan the MAN: sorry man but i lied to you

A: why

Dan the MAN: i didn’t mean to

T removed Dan the MAN from the group chat

T: liars don’t deserve to be in this group chat

A: so true

T: we are so slayy

A: SO TRUE QUEEN

T: YASS

A: i gotta go 🙁

T: damn rude

A: bye

T: byee :)

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T changed A's name to BOTCH

T changed BOTCH's name to Andrew

Andrew: ummm

Andrew: why did you name me BOTCH?

T: I meant to day bitch

T: but i spelled it wrong

T: btw have you ever seen a dog piss on daniel??

Andrew: ummm

Andrew: what

Andrew: omg did a dog piss on daniel

T sent a video

T: pee

Andrew: LMAO

T: lol good thing he isn't in this group chat

Andrew: why does he have a dof?

Andrew: dog

Andrew: why does he have a dog

T: his parents got a new dog and it peed on him

T: his mom sent me the video lol

Andrew: why do you have daniels moms number?

T: because she likes me more than she likes him

T: so when I met her she was like "heres my number, cuz you're funny"

Andrew: crazy story man

Andrew: does Daniel know?

T: uhhh

T: idk

T: prob not

T: he doesn't know a lot of stuff

T: he stupis

Andrew: stupis

T: STUPiD

Andrew added Daniel to the group chat

Andrew: daniel

Daniel: ? what the Fuck do you want

T: why is the F capitalized

Daniel: idk

Andrew: dog peed on you

Andrew: lol

Daniel: how do you knwo 

Andrew: taylor told

T: no

Andrew: yeah

T: no

Andrew: ummm yes?

T: NO

Andrew: YES

T: NO

Andrew: YES

T: NO

Andrew: YES

T: NO

Andrew: YES

T: NO

Andrew: YES

Daniel: Taylor how do you knwo?

Andrew: dude you misspelled know twice

Andrew: are you okay??????????????????

Daniel: no

Andrew: why

Daniel: dog piss

T: LMAO

T: ur mom sent it to me

Daniel: no taylor seriously how do you knwo??

Andrew: and that is a third time

Daniel: I swear to god

Andrew: I don't think your CHRISTIAN mother would like that

Andrew: if you swear to god

Daniel: my moms christian??

Andrew: um yeah she said so

Andrew: many times

Daniel: oh

T: Daniel it wasn't a ur mom joke

T: i was being serious

T: your mom did send it to me

T send a video

T: pee

Daniel: fuck

Andrew: haha

Daniel: fuck off

Daniel: asshole

Andrew: that's homophobic

Daniel: what???

Andrew: im gay

Daniel: I'm sorry

Andrew: hmmm

T: lmao

Andrew: forgiven

Daniel: I hate

Daniel: um

Daniel: you?

Andrew: is that a question

Daniel: uh yeah

Andrew: answer is ni

Daniel: ni

T: ni

Andrew: NO

Andrew changed Daniel's name to dog pee

dog pee: ):

T: ew your frown is backwards

dog pee: wdym??

T: it goes liek this

T: :(

T: not ):

T: gross

dog pee: /:

T: SToP

Andrew: criminal

Andrew: STop you have violated the law

T: You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people

dog pee: stfu

dog pee: take me to jail

T: ok

T: where are you?

dog pee: my parents house

T: hmmm

T: ok

T: tell your parents I'm coming over

Andrew: ME TOO

T: HELL YEAH

dog pee: okay but Andrew can you get me a shirt to change into???

Andrew: ugh

Andrew: i guess

dog pee: thanks <3

Andrew: see ya

T: BYYEE

dog pee: bey

dog pee: *bye

T: pee

Andrew: goodbye

dog pee: bye

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T: PEE

Andrew: wtf man

dog pee: LMAO

dog pee: pee

T: sorry :7

T: wanna like go and

dog pee: pee

T: FUCK I ACCIDENTALLY SENT IT

T: fuck you i wasnt fished

Andrew: *finished

T: yes

T: wanna go and get some like food?

T: and can daniel pay?

dog pee: HELL NO

dog pee: you have money

T: yes but you have MORE money bitch

Andrew changed dog pee's name to Dan

Dan: I might have more money but that doesn't mean i want to spend it on you

Andrew: im poor

T: im poor

T: :(

Andrew: :(

T: :(

Dan: let me think holf on

T: holf

Andrew: holf

T: LAMO

Andrew: LAMO

T: LMAO TEEHER

Andrew: new pronouns?

T: tee/her

Andrew: LMASO

T: LMASO = laugh my ass so off

Andrew: LMASO

Dan: fine ill by you guys some food

Andrew: teehee thaks dnaile

Dan: h

T: YOU MEAN DANIEL?

Andrew: yes lmaso

Dan: where?

T: I changed my mind

Dan: wat

T: im not hungary

Andrew: yeah cuz thats a fucking country

Dan: Lma

T: Lma = laugh my ass

Andrew: LMASO

Dan: teehee

Andrew: kiss me

Dan: haha no

Andrew: rejection

T: lmaso

Dan: lma

T changed Andrew's name to AAAA

AAAA: what was the point?

Dan: no point

T: it was supposed to be AAA

T: as in triple A battery

Dan: im levaing

AAAA: were?

Dan: food

T: without me???? :(

Dan: you saud you arn't hungry

AAAA: no she said she wasn't hungary

AAAA: hungary is a coutry in europe

T: yeah

T: please get me food

Dan: fin

T: yeayhyyyaay

AAAA: calm down

T: dine

AAAA: can you get me some food too?? :^)

Dan: okay

T: teehe eyahy

AAAA: tanks

Dan: lmaso

T: see you later <3

Dan: byee

AAAA: tanks

Dan: tanks

T: literal tanks

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Dan changed T's name to tea bag

tea bag changed Dan's name to daniel >:(

daniel >:(: wtd

tea bag: lolololoo

AAAA: :/

AAAA: I have something to tell you guys......

daniel >:(: ????

tea bag changed daniel >:('s name to danny

tea bag: what?

AAAA: I WAS BULLIED AT STARBUCKS TODAY

danny: WTF WHY

tea bag: WHO????????? >:(

AAA: THE CASHIER BARISTA LADY :'[

danny: WHHYY

AAAA: SHE MADE FUN OF MY SHIRT AND MY HAIR AND SHE SAID MY HEAD LOOKED TOO BIG FOR THE STARBUCKS HATS

tea bag: did you buy a starbucks hat?

AAAA: NOO BECAUSE SHE SAID MY HEAD WAS PROBABLY TO BIG FOR IT

danny: we're going over there RIGHT NOW

danny: I am going to give that lady a STERN talking to

danny: just like my mother did when I would get in trouble

AAAA: you would reallu do that for me???

danny: of course

AAAA: <33333333

danny: <33

tea bag: what do I do?

danny: you can either come eith or wait

tea bag: lol eith

AAAA: *either

tea bag: i'll wait...

20 minutes later...

AAAA: :/

danny: I gavr her a good talking to

tea bag: you are so sweet

tea bag: how'd it go????

danny: she was rude

AAAA: SHE LITERALLY SAID "WELL HE DOES HAVE A BIG HEAD"

AAAA: I AM FUCKING CRYING :(

danny: its ok

danny: I think she was afraid of me anyway

danny: you have nithing to cry about

danny: she was just being an asshole

AAAA: thanks so much 

AAAA: you're my hero <3

tea bag changed danny's name to our hero

tea bag: WHOO HERO DAN

our hero: lol

our hero: also don't call me dan >:/

tea bag: sorry

tea bag: BUT STILL

tea bag: HERO DAN!!!!

AAAA: WHOOO HERO DANNY BOY!!!

our hero: i know i know

our hero: i'm so hot and cool and great and nice

tea bag: that's why I love you <33

AAAA: that's why WE love you <33

our hero: awwww <33

our hero: stop it

AAAA: ok

tea bag: so the weather's nice

our hero: nevermind don't stop :(

tea bag: BABE LITERALLY SO AMAZING

AAAA: HERO DAN

AAAA: DAN THE MAN!!

tea bag: WHOOO

tea bag: btw m at starbicks rn

our hero: *I'm

our hero: *Starbucks

tea bag changed our hero's name to daniel

daniel: lol sorry

tea bag: ass bitch shit fucking ass

AAAA: LMAO

AAAA: WHY DI

tea bag: LMAO what andrew ????

AAAA: sorry i accidentallu sent it beofre i finishede

AAAA: WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BE SO AGRESSIVE LAMO

tea bag: lololllloll

daniel: bye hoe

tea bag: bye

AAAA: wait which of us is the hoe?

tea bag: wait yeah?

AAAA: daniel?

tea bag: daniel?

AAAA: DANIEL?

tea bag: DANNY?

AAAA: DAN

tea bag: DANNY BABY

AAAA: DANIEL

tea bag: DADDY

daniel: TAYLOR NO

tea bag: maybe answer my question next time

tea bag: ass

daniel: I meant to say hoes

daniel: so it meant both of you

tea bag: ok bye <3

AAAA: Byyeyeee

daniel: buy

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tea bag: guys im literally cryinh jelp

daniel: bitch LMAO whyre you even crying????

AAAA: baby are you ok?

tea bag: NO

tea bag: I FOUND A PICTURE OF ME IN MIDDLE SCHOOL

daniel: shit that was like

daniel: 50 years ago

tea bag: BITCH STOP

tea bag: IT WAS DURING ME FUCKDING ENO FASE

AAAA: um emo phase??

tea bag: YEAH

tea bag:  😭😭😭

tea bag sent 2 photos

tea bag: HELP  😭😭😭😭

daniel: LMAO WTF

tea bag: RUDE OMG FUCK OFF

AAAA: damn

AAAA: you actually had an emo phase?

tea bag: LMAO YEAH  😭😭😭😭

daniel: did you have one andrew?

AAAA: nah

AAAA: my mom would've NEVER gone through with that

AAAA: also i had no reason to 

daniel: ok

AAAA: did you?

daniel: LMAO

AAAA: that doesn't answer my question

tea bag: did you danny boy???

daniel: ...

daniel: yeah

daniel: mostly consisted of hating my parents and staying in my room listening to fuking rock music

tea bag: not like heavy metal??

daniel: I listened to like fucking AC/DC, Queen, Nirvana, Guns N' Roses, idk Nickelback???

daniel: you could call it more of a "I fucking hate my parents" phase

daniel: if you catch my drift

tea bag: if i catch your drift???? bithc tthe fuck

tea bag: um also

tea bag: your parents are so nice why the living hell would you hate then

daniel: i was just mad at them

AAAA: why

daniel: because they wouldn't let me have a girlfrend

AAAA: how old

daniel: 12 to 15 ???

AAAA: they didn't let you date until you were 15????? LAMO

tea bag: I had a boyfriend when I was 8

AAAA: really???

daniel: 8 YEARS OLD??????????

daniel: WTF

tea bag: i was just so cool

tea bag: rizz

daniel: ew

tea bag: ?

daniel: "rizz"

daniel: 🤮🤮🤮

AAAA: why do you hate words sm daniel???

daniel: seom words juts make me feel bad

daniel: like ew gross

daniel: if you catch my drift

tea bag: i don't "catch your drift" bitch

tea bag: ANYWHO

tea bag: i also had a girlfriend when I was 13

daniel: resonable age

AAAA: SLAY

daniel: not fair

tea bag: dude calm down

tea bag: that was like 9 years ogo

tea bag: DAMN IM OLD

AAAA: it was at least 5 years ago for me

daniel: 7?

AAAA: HUH

daniel: for me. 7?

AAAA: do the fucking math

AAAA: little shit

daniel: don't call me little :(

AAAA: yes it was 7 years ago

daniel: ty

tea bag: OMG I'M FUCKING OLD

daniel: thats ok

AAAA: yeah!! youre only

AAAA: 4 years older than me...

tea bag: FOUR

tea bag: SOBBING

daniel: it's fine

AAAA added Angela and Professor to the group chat

daniel: at least you aren't as old as angela

Angela: excuse me?

daniel: FUCK

daniel: i said nothing

tea bag: LMAO SO TRUE THO

tea bag: i am NOT an old hag

Angela: ...

tea bag: bitch what dp yoi want me to day

Professor: *Bitch, what do you want me to say?

tea bag: john PLEASE NOT NOW

daniel: john do you still hate me :(

daniel: ??

Professor: LMAO

Professor: Yes.

tea bag: he broke character

tea bag: WTF

daniel: WTF

daniel:  😭😭😭

Professor changed daniel's name to bitch boy

tea bag: omg

tea bag: he's becoming too powerful

Professor changed tea bag's name to bitch

Professor changed AAAA's name to Andrew

bitch boy: 😭😭😭😭😭😭

bitch: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

bitch changed Professor's name to chunk

chunk: Well, that's rude.

bitch boy: CUT THE ACT

bitch boy: WE ALL KNOW YOU ONLY TYPE LIKE THAT BECAUSE YOU WANT TO SEEM

bitch boy: "PROFESSIONAL"

chunk: fine

chunk: bitch

chunk: you know this is why I've always hated you. 1. you can't spell to save your fucking life. 2. you play football. 3. you make bad jokes. 4. you disrespect me. 5. you are a whiney little BITCH BOY. 6. LMAO YOU TAKE YOURSELF WAY TOO SERIOUSLY.

bitch boy: wtf

bitch: LMAO AND I THOUGHT HE WOULD STOP AT 3

Andrew: LMAO that was harsh professor

Angela: john

chunk: Yes?

Angela: Do NOT talk about Daniel like that. He is just trying to have fun. He is the most respectful young man I've ever met. No matter what, he will help you with ANYTHING. He is also VERY nice and sweet. Although he isn't the nicest to YOU, he is nice to EVERYONE ELSE. Probably because you're an asshole. DO NOT call him a whiney little bitch boy. Sometimes he may be whiney, but the only bitch boy here is YOU. He is actually strong and brave, unlike YOU.

Angela: Btw, HE doesn't take himself way too seriously, YOU DO.

bitch boy: 😭 THANK YOU ANGELA😭😭😭😭

bitch: damn

bitch: john how do you feel about that.

chunk: She's wrong.

Angela: Whatever. Our date is off.

chunk: What? But we've been planning for a week! Angela, please.

Angela: don't talk about daniel like that next time

Angela changed bitch boy's name to Daniel

Angela changed bitch's name to Taylor

Taylor: wow

Taylor: WAIT A DATE

Angela: yes

Daniel: why do you act like my mom?

Angela: Because she told me to watch you while you in college

Angela: since we got to the same college...

Daniel: ty

Andrew removed chunk from the group chat

Andrew: Angela could i remove yo too??

Angela: sure

Andrew removed Angela from the group chat

Taylor: didn't know angela coulf do that

Daniel: same

Andrew: I'm leacing

Andrew: *leaving

Andrew: i have a headache

Daniel: bye

Taylor: bye

Andrew: bye :)

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Andrew: GUYS

Andrew: GUYS HELP

Daniel: what happened???????

Taylor: 🖐️

Taylor: hold please

Taylor changed Andrew's name to andy

Taylor changed Daniel's name to danny

Taylor changed their name to tay

tay: that old hag changed our names and made them BORING

danny: yeah lol

tay: anywho

tay: andrew whats up???

andy: I IDK I I

andy: I

andy: I left our window open and a bird flew in

andy: it is refusing to leave

andy: amd is walkinh closet to me

andy HELPPP

andy: DANIEL PLEADE

danny: listen man idk how to get rid if birds

danny: EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF

tay: what about women, DANIEL?

danny: EVERY PERSON FOR THEMSELVES

danny: better?

tay: yeah ig

andy: PLEASE GUSY

danny: LMAO

danny: GUSY

tay: *GUYS

andy: DANIEL STOP THIS IS SERIOS

andy: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

andy: HELP

5 minutes later

andy: GUYS

danny: WHAT?? I THOUGHT YOU WERE OVER THIS ALREDY

andy sent a picture

andy: IT'S ON MY MOTHER FUCKING HEAD

danny: LMAOO

tay: OMG GOOD LUCK

andy: WDYM GOOD LUCK

tay: 🍀

andy: TAYLOR PLEASDEEEE

tay: it might poop on your MOTHER FUCKING HEAD

danny: LMAO

danny: dude why does your head fuck mothers?

andy: DANIEL NO

danny: HEHE

andy: HELP PLEASE

andy: PLEASE

andy: PLEASE

danny: FINE bitch

andy: i feel like 'bitch' was meant to be whispered so i wouldn't hear

andy: but we are MESSAGING so it serves NO PERPOSE

danny: ill be there in a few

andy: A FEW WHAT????

andy: SECONDS?

andy: MINUTES?

andy: HOURS?

andy: DAYSS????????

danny: minutes

tay: im coming too

andy: WAIT DON'T

tay: why?

danny: why?

andy: it was a prank

andy: my fear

andy: fake

andy: that picture

andy: edited

andy: I totally got you guys

danny: LMAO

tay: FUCK

tay: DAMN IT WOULD BE SO COOL IF THERE WAS A BIRD IN YOUR DORM

danny: i don't like birds

danny: so um no

danny: it wouldn't be cool

danny: ALSO FUCK YOU MAN

tay removed andy from the group chat

tay: he doesn't deserve to explain

tay: also come over❤️

danny: ok ❤️

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tay added andy to the group chat

tay: sup

*15 minutes later*

tay: guys come on pleese talk to me :(

danny: Taylor

tay: yes

danny: it is 3:47 AM

danny: WHY TF ARE YOU AWWKWE RN

andy: *Awake

andy: ALSO TAYLOR IM TRYING TO GET SOME SLEEP

tay: I can’t sleep :(

andy: well you have a perfectly good and completely awake boyfriend who has been up since 11:32

tay: DANIEL GO TO BED

danny: but taytay :(

tay: NUH UH DONT “but taytay :(“ ME

danny: I just don’t feel tired

andy: he had 2 Red Bulls today

tay: DANIEL

danny: fuck you andrew

danny: fuck

danny: you

tay: SLEEP NOW

andy: SLEEP NOW

tay: DANIEL SLEEP

danny: but I’m not tired :)

tay: THAT DOESNT MATTER

tay: ILL MAKE YOU TIRED

danny: LMAO

danny: do it then

tay: never mind I wont

danny: 😭😭😭

andy: TAYLOR TAYLOR HES GETTING UP TO GWT A DRINK

tay: THAT BETTEE NIT BE A GODDDAMN REDBULL MISTER

danny: it’s water

danny: wait mister???????

danny: bitch

tay: DONT CALL ME A BITCH :(

danny: I’m sorry

tay: I’m coming over you damn asshole

danny: no im going to you

andy: thank GOD

danny: I wont be thanking anybody bitch

andy: 😭😭😭

tay: ill ve waiting

andy: goodnight guys

tay: gn

danny: goodnight

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danny: do you guys think cowboys are sexy

andy: yes.

tay: YES.

danny changed their name to cowboy

cowboy: yeehaw 😉

tay: GET A COWBOY COSTUME

tay: OMG WE SHIULD ALL BE COWBOYS FOR HALLIWEEM OWMSJSJKXJDJSKSK

cowboy: OMG YES

andy: I dont want to

cowboy: BORING

andy: yk what’s actually boring

cowboy: what

andy: your mom

cowboy: don’t talj about my fuckidnf mom you mothetfuckwr

andy: sorry man

tay: why don’t you wnat to tho?

andy: becase I wanna be a wizard :/

cowboy: NERD LMAOO

tay: cowboys are SO much cooler tho

andy: what if I’m a wizerd cowboy

tay: wizerd 💀💀

cowboy: wizerd 💀💀💀

andy: bitch

andy: but fr i could

tay: fr you would

cowboy: fr you should

andy: im gonna do it then

cowboy: taylor you can ve my little cowgirl 😘

tay changed their name to cowgirl

cowgirl: and you can be my big ol cowboy 😘😘😘

andy: :( and wat about me

cowgirl changed andy's name to cowboy wiz

cowboy wiz: n o.

cowgirl changed cowboy wiz's name to wizboy

wizboy: no

cowboy changed wizboy's name to boy

boy: im just a boy to you??

cowboy: yes

cowgirl: yes

boy: I hate uou gays

boy: *guys

boy: haha sorry autocorrect

cowgirl: not even true

cowgirl: the a and u are SO far apart hoe

cowboy: yeah

boy: gay people real

cowboy: gay peple real

cowgirl: gay peopl real

boy: gay 🫵

cowgirl: damn calling us out

cowboy: bisexul

cowgirl: yea

cowgirl: we are indeed bisexul

cowgirl: we have bisexul flags on our walls

cowgirl: we wear bisexul outfits

cowboy: bizexual

cowgirl: we are indeed bizexual

cowgirl: we have bizexual flags on oue walls

cowgirl: we whear bizexual outfits

cowboy: Bisexual

cowgirl: yes

boy: I’m homosexwial

cowgirl: I’m so proud of you for coming out at homosexwial. We love you no matter what Andrew

cowboy: yeah man. We support homosexwials

boy: yes

boy: I am

boy: …

boy: homosexwial

cowboy: LMAOO

cowgirl: LMFAOOO

boy: LOL

cowboy: we are so fucking hilarious

cowgirl: FR

boy: sure

cowboy: fuck you

boy: WAHHH

cowboy changed boy’s name to todler

todler: you spelled toddler wrong wtf

todler: fucking dumbass

cowboy: SHUT the fuck UP

cowboy: STUPIS ASS

todler: stupis

cowgirl: stupis

todler: But fr who’s the real toddler here?

cowboy: stfu im hot so it doenst matter asshoel

todler: FIX YOUR FUKCING SPELLING JESUS CHRIST

cowboy: *fucking

todler: the audacity

cowgirl: fr

todler: I will personally kill you

cowgirl: BITCH NO TAHTS MY BOY

cowgirl: my man :’(

todler: whagever

cowboy: buhbye

cowgirl: hey where tf are you even going?

todler: yeah where tf are you going???

cowboy: nowhere. I’m done talking to you

todler: damn

cowgirl: bye bbg

cowboy: byeee

todler: bye

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taylor: yo wsg

Andy: ehy are you talkinng to me like that?

taylor: for fu

taylor: n

taylor: *fun

taylor: where is daniel?

Andy: alseep

taylor: UGHH HES ALWAYS SKEEPPKNG

Andy: yup he just loves to SKEEPP

taylor: 😭😭😭

Andy: but to be fair it is one innteh FUCKING morning Taylor

taylor: AND???

Andy: WHY AR EYOU EVEN AWAKE???

taylor: WHY ARE YOU AWAKE ?????

Andy: i asked first.

taylor: fine. i couldnt sleep LO

Andy: haha same

taylor: TWINNNINGGG!!!!

Andy: TWINNING!!!!

daniel: what

taylor: BABE OMG

taylor changed daniel's name to danny baby

danny baby: im truing to sleep

Andy: well

Andy: i dont think she cares

danny baby: :(

danny baby: taylor taht is so mean

taylor: ILY

danny baby: IM TIRREEDDD

Andy: how are you just as whiney through text as you are in person

danny baby: okay thats so mean

taylor: LMAO 😭

taylor: no bulling

Andy: IM SORRY i just couldnt help myself

danny baby: at least i dont got a weird ass face

Andy: ‼️

Andy: at least I'm smart

danny baby: 😔

danny baby: at leadt im not a huge nerd

Andy: *least

Andy: literally provibg my pojnt

danny baby: you say as you literally fukc up your own words LMAO

Andy: at least I can actually spell fucj correctly

danny baby: can you? stupid bitch

Andy: you have taken it too far.

danny baby: LMAO

taylor: oh shit.

danny baby: have you just been watching?

taylor: yes

Andy: I'm not making you breakfastt ttomottow

danny baby: WHAT

danny baby: no andrew please

danny baby: i didnt really mean it. i was joking man

taylor: LOL HAHA

Andy: either no brekfast or i tell your mom that youve been a little bitch to me

danny baby: you dont even have my moms numbet LOL

Andy: yeah i do. When i met her she gave it to me in case of an emergency

danny baby: why would she do that?

Andy: she liked me ig? idk but i am threatening to call her and snitch

danny baby: i will throw a pillow at you

taylor: DANIEL

danny baby: hm?

taylor: NO BIOLENCE HELLO??????

danny baby: LOL biolence

taylor: SHUSH

taylor removed danny baby from the groupchat

taylor: its okay

taylor: he cant hurt you anymore

Andy: tank you Taylor

taylor added daniel to the groupchat

taylor changed daniel's name to dan the man

dan the man: YAY IM BACK

taylor: apologize

dan the man: im sorry andrew

Andy: oh its fine i was just kididing anyway

dan the man: man fuck you

taylor: stop and go to bed

Andy: you go to bed too then

taylor: hmm

taylor: maybe maybe not

dan the man: gn

taylor: good night besties

dan the man: am i just a bestie to you?

taylor: no baby dont be stupid

taylor: yore my bf ofc

dan the man: and youre my gf

taylor: ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

dan the man: ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Andy: go to bed god

dan the man: dont trll god what to do

Andy: apologies

Andy: go to bed guys

dan the man: fine. goof night

taylor: GOOF NIGHT  LMAO HELLPPPP

Andy: LOL

dan the man: LMFAO

taylor: serious now

taylor: good nigh

Andy: sweet dreams

dan the man: gn