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Kazuma had come to understand a lot about his teammates over the past few misadventures he’d been forced into with them… Aqua was the picture-perfect image of a useless goddess who somehow managed to piss all over her ability to contribute just by being herself outside of missions. Megumin was an impulsive brat that he had to literally carry on his back more often than not due to her obsession with using all her power in one massive explosion every single mission. And then there was Darkness… Darkness could actually get a pass for being a useful meat-shield that didn’t complain, but her overbearing horniness and tendency to monologue about all the atrocities she wanted to happen to her every single time a threat popped up had gotten on his last nerve.

And so, on this day in the manor they’d gotten thanks to one of Aqua’s screw-ups, Kazuma finally decided something: He’d stop caring.

“Get naked,” the adventurer ordered bluntly as he stood before Darkness, looking down on her calmy as she sat on their couch in her nightgown, a book in her lap.

The crusader just blinked, eyes flicking up to stare at him incredulously. “What?”

“Get naked,” Kazuma repeated, his tone even and casual. “Take your clothes off.”

Darkness blinked again, her cheeks heating up as her lips began to quiver. “K-Kazuma what are you saying?”

Kazuma just rolled his eyes. “Alright fine,” he said to no one in particular before stepping up and slapping her with a resounding crack.

Darkness flinched at the unexpected strike, her book tumbling to the floor, her hand instinctively rising her clutch her stinging cheek as her blush flared even deeper and a tingling warmth lit up inside her. “Huh?” Kazuma gave her no time to process as he gave her a backhand to the other cheek.

Kazuma crossed his arms again, looking down at Darkness once more as she held both her cheeks, lips quivering with a bead of drool already trickling out the corner of her mouth. “Take your clothes off, strip, become nude, does that make it any clearer?”

“T-t-this isn’t funny Kazuma,” the crusader stammered even as her thighs squished together.

“I’m not joking,” he replied casually. “You keep spouting all this crap about being violated and getting turned into a sex slave, so I figured actually doing it might finally shut you up,” he explained, making her heart flutter and her brain blank out for a moment. “So, get naked,” he repeated once more.

Darkness took a quivering breath, her hands clutching around the gown at her chest. “Y-you’d actually do that?” she asked, beginning to pant. “Y-you’d debase me and use me for pleasure like some sick deviant-” Kazuma cut her off with another slap that sent a shudder through her body as the crotch of her gown began to soak.

“Yeah, so get your clothes off so I can start already, chop-chop,” he commanded with accentuating claps. “I don’t feel like ripping them off and I’m actually scared if I try stealing them I’ll pull a toy out of you or something.”

Darkness let out a squeal as Kazuma casually suggested she’d do something so perverse where others could possibly catch her. “H-How dare you…” she whimpered covering her breasts with one arm while burying her hand between her damp thighs to cover her mound as Kazuma rolled his eyes again. “A crusader would never use such degenerate items in public-”

“Steal,” he spoke, his hand glowing before a gown popped into being within his grasp. “Well, what do you know, you really weren’t,” he said before unceremoniously dropping them to the floor.

Darkness shivered as she felt her bare arm press into her chest while her fingers brushed against her exposed entrance, the curly blonde hair above it tickling her palm as her brain shorted out trying to come to terms with the fact that she was now nude. “Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha-” she stammered incessantly.

Kazuma just sighed and stepped up to her, effortlessly pealing her limp and shivering arm off her chest. “Seriously for someone that gets so turned on at the thought of being raped you take an eternity to let it happen,” he said, glancing over her exposed tits before reaching up to flick one of her nipples.

Darkness’ eyes focused, snapping as wide as they could as she snapped her hands up to cover each breast. “Kazuma!” she wailed, looking at him with a mix of horror and excitement while her exposed pussy dripped onto a growing wet stain on couch beneath her.

“That’s me,” he mumbled as he knelt before slipping his hands against her wet thighs earning a shiver as she began overloading and stammering once more. “Don’t suppose I even need to ask if you’re a virgin, do I?” he asked as he spread her legs apart exposing her hot and bothered entrance without a care. “That personality of yours scares away monsters after all,” he pointed out as he slid his hands further along her thighs until he could press his thumbs on her damp lips and spread them open.

Darkness blinked her way out of her freshly stunned stupor, her hands darting down to push against Kazuma’s head with pathetic weakness. “W-what are you doing?!” she blurted out even as she tingled from head to toe.

“Sampling the pussy that I now own?” Kazuma asked back sarcastically before easily pushing his head between her thighs, his tongue poking out to lap its way along the length of her entrance up to her clit.

Darkness’ hips bucked, her head flying back as she was blinded by stars, a broken squeal ripping through her mouth as her fingers knotted their way through Kazuma’s hair to hold him in place, the newly experienced pleasure she felt rapidly igniting every nerve of her wound up body in a single massive explosion of bliss. Kazuma on the other hand could only grunt and glare with annoyance as he was pulled in and held firmly against the crusader’s now wildly climaxing pussy, his tongue and mouth getting drenched in her sudden flow of juices forcing him to taste and swallow all of it. All in all it surprisingly wasn’t awful, she had a slight tangy sweetness to her that managed to not revolt him as much as her deviant personality… plus the fact that he’d made her cum with a single lick managed to stoke his ego a bit so maybe he could make this work.

After a few more trembling bucks of the crusader’s hips Kazuma finally felt her grip on his head loosen and he backed up to stand while Darkness’ hands fell between her legs to replace him, her head lolling a bit as she blinked away stars trying to look at him with a dopey satisfied smile. “You need to eat more fruit,” he told her bluntly, her smile going crooked a bit as she focused enough to look at him swiping her arousal from his lips with a thumb. “You don’t taste all that great,” he went on, noticing her shudder again before snapping her hands back over her breasts and pussy with a freshly blazing blush on her cheeks.

Darkness trembled on the couch trying and failing to keep her eyes locked with his long enough to make her teary-eyed glare matter. “T-that’s not how you’re supposed to talk to a lady you just -”

“Then it’s a good thing you’re not a lady, isn’t it?” Kazuma cut her off before reaching to undo his green pajama suit. “You’re a ‘sex slave’ that I’m supposed to ‘defile and relieve myself with’ as much as I want, right?” he asked, mockingly quoting words from her past lewd tirades as he removed his top.

Darkness squeezed her hand between her thighs tightly as she watched him toss the cloth onto her stolen gown before moving onto his pants. “W-W-Why are you taking your clothes off?” she squeaked out stupidly.

“Don’t really feel like defiling you through the zipper of my pants obviously,” he replied before dropping them to his ankles and then kicking them onto the growing pile of clothes. “Speaking of defiling: How do you want it?” he asked, resting his hands on his hips, his striped boxers sporting a tent that seemed to twitch just to accentuate the question.

Darkness tried to keep her eyes on something else but kept failing as her gaze returned to Kazuma’s hidden crotch, her blush deepening each time. “H-how do I want what?” she asked dumbly.

Kazuma raised an eyebrow. “Really?” he asked before pointing to his tented boxers. “How do you want me to fuck you?” he asked before he began lazily rolling his hips back and forth, thrusting his crotch in her direction to punctuate specific words. “Want me to go missionary, want me to do you like a dog, or let you ride me…” he listed off positions so casually even while Darkness began hyperventilating once more. “Figured I might as well let you choose something before I make you property.”

Darkness’ lips flapped for a moment as she just stared at his swaying crotch. “What about protection?” she asked knowing they had no potions on hand.

“What about it?” he replied without a care in the world.

“I-I could get pregnant!” she blurted, her insides clenching as an image of a mirror showing off her own nude body with a swollen belly and milk dripping breasts filled her mind.

“You could,” Kazuma nodded with a shrug.

“M-My adventuring career would be ruined!” She shivered, imagining her fellow adventurers looking at her with disappointment and disgust as she passed them.

“We can always keep using you as a meat shield until your armor stops fitting,” Kazuma replied. “I’m sure you’d save up enough to hold out for a few more months by then,” he added as if it were an obvious plan.

Another spasm twisted within her body at the vile idea. “Monster…” she whispered even as fresh drool leaked out both sets of lips. “Y-You’d do such a sick and twisted thing to me, t-to my body! And all you’d give in return is the right to choose of how you’ll ruin my life?!”

Kazuma resisted the urge to roll his eyes yet again as she went off on another roleplaying monologue. “Yup,” was all he replied.

Darkness squirmed on the couch. “A-and just where would you ruin me?”

“Here,” he replied casually while pointing at the couch.

And all that ended up doing was igniting a fresh spark of devious excitement within the perverted crusader. “W-where Aqua and Megumin could see us the moment they return?!” she exclaimed with an ecstatic smile.

“Mhm,” Kazuma hummed, not caring in the least if they saw him at this point.

“Animal!” She spat out, panting like a dog herself as her body burned with need. “I-If you truly intend to act like a beast…” she trailed off as she shifted on the couch, resting her tits on the headboard and pointing her ass out, looking over her shoulder with a fresh quivering smile. “T-Then try to break me as one,” she challenged even while dripping onto the floor. “I-I won’t yield so easily!”

“Sure,” Kazuma said simply as he dropped his boxers and kicked them into the pile, his modest 6 inches pointing out proud and ready, bouncing as he casually walked up behind Darkness.

Darkness shivered once more, insides clenching as she watched the bobbing shaft. “S-so this is your vile weapon…” the excited virgin said, thinking it the most dangerous think she’d ever seen. “Do your worst then you evil scum-mmph?!” Kazuma cut her off with a new slap on the ass, leaving a bright red handprint on one of her round cheeks that made her tense up blissfully as a fresh constellation of stars erupted in her eyes.

Kazuma clapped both hands against her butt right after, squishing into the soft meat and making sure to squeeze the one he’d slapped a bit harder. “It really is a shame you’re so gross, your body really isn’t that bad,” he told her before taking hold of his cock. “I’m sure lots of guys would have loved to do this if you weren’t such a freak,” he went on making her shudder and whine as he began to tease her entrance, dragging his tip up and down her dewy lips.

“S-So what does that make you?” She stammered out defiantly even as she gripped the top of the couch tight enough she expected the fabric to rip, unable to keep herself from twitching against the feel of him prodding her virgin hole.

Kazuma thought about it for a bit as he pressed against her, tearing a fresh whimper from her mouth as he poked his tip inside before reclaiming her bruised ass-cheek with a rough grip. “A guy that stopped caring I guess,” he replied before sheathing himself without another word.

Darkness locked up as her world when white at the sudden penetration, her inner walls squeezing tightly around Kazuma’s length and rippling as she violently came around him upon having her bloodless virginity claimed. Kazuma meanwhile just grit his teeth and grunted, digging his nails into Darkness’ cheeks as he struggled not to cum the moment her wet hot tunnel enveloped his length and began constricting with another wildly unexpected orgasm. He couldn’t keep himself from bucking against her a few times however, unable to ignore how good it felt each time she squished around him with a shuddering gasp until her spasms finally began to taper off.

Kazuma took a deep steadying breath before rearing back, hissing as Darkness let out a hoarse moan, her cunt sucking at his shaft the whole way as if it desperately wanted to trap him back inside before he clapped back against her ass with a testing thrust. Darkness responded with a muffled squeak, biting her lip as her eyes rolled up for a moment, her sensitive tunnel tingling all over as Kazuma’s shaft returned to its new sheath. The two fell into a simple rhythm afterwards as Kazuma began rocking his hips more actively, drawing out fresh whimpers and soft gasps as he slowly thrust in and out of Darkness’ clingy cunt.

“Kazuma~” the crusader groaned, fingers clenching around the couch each time he thrust into her.

“That’s me,” he replied, eyes shut as he tried to focus on enjoying the fact that he was fucking a bombshell of a woman and not what a freak that woman was, his pace picking up a bit as he became more accustomed to the new sensations.

“Vile pig…” she whimpered. “Stealing my purity, making me-EEP!” she yelped and clamped down tight when he suddenly gave another rough slap to her unbruised cheek.

“No more roleplaying,” Kazuma ordered, cracking an eye open in an unamused stare. “I wasn’t kidding about making you property Darkness,” he told her earning a shiver in response. “So… here’s some ground rules for my new relief toy to follow,” he began while the Crusader’s lips curled up with uncontrollable joy. “No more being a freak in public!” he accentuated the order with another slap on the ass that made her squeak. “You want to be a sicko you do it in private!” And another. “And if you want to be a freak you ask for it properly!” And another that made her bite her lip and moan. “No more monologues explaining every detail, you just tell me exactly what you want done, and we’ll see-what-happens!” Kazuma stared down at her ass rippling and reddening further with each new slap as she let out surprisingly hot noises. “Do you get me? Or do I have to give some examples of commoner questions to the prim and proper noble slut?” he asked her mockingly.

Darkness shivered again, her drenched hole gripping Kazuma tightly at the verbal and physical abuse. “P-please…” she squeaked out embarrassed.

“Kazuma, please slap me in the face,” he replied immediately earning a moan as the crusader imagined it going just that easy. “Kazuma, please fuck me on the living room floor,” another shudder and moan at the thought. “Kazuma please knock me up with a kid you’ll never care about,” he said before gritting his teeth as she clenched especially hard around him. “Just keep it simple,” he growled.

Darkness’ lips flapped wordlessly for a bit as she pondered it. “K-Kazuma…” she croaked out, looking back at him with an excited trembling smile, her eyes sparkling.

“What?” he replied impatiently.

“P-please put a baby in me?” she asked hopefully.

Kazuma just looked at her for a moment. “Nope,” he replied before tugging his cock out of her.

Darkness blinked with a dumbstruck gasp, watching him the whole time as he went and plopped down on the couch beside her, his cock bouncing as he relaxed. “W-what?” she asked utterly confused and aching with need.

“Do it yourself, I’m tired,” he responded and flicked the side of her bruised ass.

Darkness trembled, blushing deeply before crawling over with her numb arms and legs until she was straddling his lap. “I-I can really do it?” she asked him, feeling a fresh jolt of pleasure as she lightly brushed her sopping wet entrance against his shaft.

“I said I don’t care, didn’t I?” Kazuma replied reaching his hands up and squish and play with her chest. “Just don’t expect me to raise it or spend anything on it,” he told her with brutal honesty that made her heart skip a beat.

Darkness’ eyes sparkled, practically glowing with hearts at that point. “You’re perfect~” she moaned, happily raising her hips and grinding against him until his tip pressed back into her. “P-please be my husband?” she asked hopefully again.

Kazuma just looked up from her tits without a care. “Fine, you’re buying the ring though,” he told her. “And don’t expect me to wear it or anything unless it’s got a stat bonus either.”

Darkness let out another wild squeal as she dropped her hips, sheathing Kazuma’s length back into her folds before throwing her head back and howling as another orgasm tore through her overstimulated body. The sudden envelopment and wet squeezing proved too much for Kazuma to hold on anymore either as his cock began twitching and firing off with a strained grunt, the feeling of his hot semen sputtering into her hole sending a fresh spark of maddened excitement through Darkness’ body. Her mind raced as new stars exploded in her rolling eyes, thoughts of being carelessly beaten and manhandled by Kazuma every day as she spent every piece of her hard-earned money on raising his child, being used and abused by a deadbeat husband that didn’t give the slightest shit about her in the least flashed through her head one by one.

It drove her insane with excitement and need, her hips mindlessly beginning to rise and fall as she began slamming herself against Kazuma’s twitching cock as roughly as she could, screaming like a beast with each mind-breaking jolt of pleasure that exploded within her as she tried desperately to make him cum even more and ensure she carried his bastards by the end of the day. She was so caught up in her own bliss that she didn’t even notice the door of the living room suddenly crash open or the two voices calling out her name with concern. She was too busy fucking herself stupid leaving only Kazuma to notice the stunned and horrified looks that found their way onto Aqua and Megumin’s faces as they took in the scene, their staffs clattering on the floor as their stunned faces began reddening while Darkness’ sperm filled pussy slapped messily up and down in Kazuma’s lap.

“Hey, what’s up?” he asked, greeting them with a casual wave as if nothing was out of place. “We need to talk about some new ground rules…”

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Kazuma let out a content sigh as he looked down on the blonde head bobbing between his knees, his fingers lightly slipping through her hair petting Darkness’ head as she dutifully sucked his cock while staring up lovingly from the foot of the couch. Life had been going smoothly over the past month, so smoothly that he almost dared to think he could call it good. Darkness had learned to shut up in public and focus on being a good and proper meat-shield, Aqua and Megumin couldn’t look him in the eye without blushing and did their best to avoid having to face him which made them much easier to deal with, and he got to get his dick wet whenever he felt like whenever they returned home from missions.

Darkness meanwhile had truly become a dutiful wife addicted to servicing her loveless “husband” however she could and wherever she could in the manor, much to Aqua and Megumin’s growing horror. Kazuma had honestly lost track of the number of times the girls had stumbled upon him going to town on the Crusader all over the building: in the halls up against a wall, against a table or desk, on the floor of a random room, he got to do her anywhere at any time he felt like or whenever she begged for it. Darkness’ libido had grown to such a degree that she didn’t even bother to wear clothes in the manor anymore so she could more easily ready herself for sex which only added to the discomfort of the other girls.

Not that Kazuma cared that is, he was more than happy to enjoy emptying his balls like he was now, grunting with a grin as he bucked against Darkness’ moaning face while her eyes rolled up in ecstasy. “You’ve gotten really good at this,” he mumbled earning a deeper moan as she happily swallowed his load.

He watched then as she slowly released his shaft, sucking along the way until only his tip remained for popping it out as well and swallowing the rest of the cum she’d collected. “Do you want more?” she asked eagerly before kissing his tip. “O-or would you like to rape me again?” she asked excitedly, her eyes sparkling as he rolled his. “Pin me down in front of the others, v-violate me-” she cut herself off, biting her lip to silence the rest of her monologue before it continued, though it didn’t stop her from whining needily.

Still the fact that she’d stopped herself was enough to satisfy Kazuma. “Good girl, you shut up before you got annoying,” he rudely praised her while petting her like a dog. “But you still started in the first place,” he added making her shiver. “No sex for an hour,” he suddenly said making her tense and pale.

Darkness’ wide eyes snapped between his face and his cock a couple times. “B-but Kazuma-”

“Two hours,” he said cutting her off. “Do I need to make it three you horny slut?” he asked poking against her forehead.

Needy tears pricked Darkness’ as she trembled in place, her pussy aching for the feel of him carelessly using her. “No sir…” she pouted and stood up, her knees red and sore from kneeling for so long.

“Good girl, now go get me some water, I’m thirsty,” he ordered with an absent wave of his hand.

Darkness shuddered, a fresh drop of arousal dripping its way down one of her soft thighs. “Yes…” she nodded, walking towards the door without a second thought before halting the moment she opened it to find someone waiting for her. “Megumin?” she asked as the petite mage’s eyes dropped to the crusader’s bare chest before she spun on her heel with a deep blush clinging to her staff tightly.

“Again?!” the girl exclaimed, struggling not to turn around and embarrass herself further.

Darkness just shivered and nodded. “H-he came down my throat and treated me like a dog~” she replied breathlessly.

Megumin just cringed while her blush flared all the way down to her neck. “I don’t want to hear that!” She cried. “Just go already!”

“Yeah, I want my water, hurry up! “Kazuma called from the room.

Darkness bit her lip and shivered with more pleasure at the sound of the girl’s discomfort and Kazuma’s impatience. “Yes~” she moaned happily, dripping all the way along as she moved towards the kitchen.

Megumin shook her head and turned around, stepping into the room only to lock up with a fresh grimace as every square inch of her body burned with embarrassment upon seeing Kazuma relaxing naked on the couch, her eyes flicking briefly to his slick half-erect shaft. “Really?!” she cried, spinning in place again to look away.

Kazuma shrugged to himself. “What? You knew me and Darkness were in here,” he replied casually.

“The least you could do is be decent when you’re done!” Megumin snapped back, keeping her eyes glued to the floor as she trembled in place.

“Oh look, the mage that needs to cause property damage daily is talking about decency,” Kazuma replied dryly. “What do you want Megumin?” he asked impatiently.

She bit her lip to keep from snapping at him again before mumbling out. “I need your help.”

“What was that?” he asked, cupping an ear sarcastically.

“I need your help,” she said more clearly.

“With?” Kazuma asked with an annoyed tone.

“Aqua is busy today, and you made Darkness weird, so I need you to carry me home after I do my explosion today!” she snapped out.

“Mhm…” Kazuma nodded to himself absently. “And why should I do that exactly?” he asked with genuine curiosity.

Megumin swallowed and gathered up her courage. “Y-you owe me for being such a disgusting pervert with Darkness all the time,” she replied bluntly. “You’re making me and Aqua uncomfortable so the least you can do is help out.”

“Is that right?” Kazuma asked as he stood up. “I seem to recall the two of you saying it was ok when me and Darkness brought it up a month ago.”

“What did you expect?!” she snapped back, glancing back with a glare before blinking and looking away with a fresh blush. “Y-you two blindsided us, we couldn’t think-”

“Sounds like a big load of not my problem,” Kazuma replied, reaching down to fish his boxers out of the pile of his clothes. “If you didn’t like it you should have said something, but you didn’t,” he told her as he slipped them on and began putting on his gear. “Not my problem you’re regretting it now.”

“That’s not fair…” Megumin grumbled, peaking back at him tensely and visibly slumping with relief when she saw his clothes were going back on.

“And I don’t care,” Kazuma replied as the mage finally turned around to face him. “I had to put up with you three being the biggest headaches in my life for long enough, not my fault you can’t handle me putting my foot down,” he said as he buttoned up the last of his gear. “And speaking of, I’ll be happy to help carry you back,” he said making her visibly brighten up. “But…”

“But what?” she asked glowering immediately.

“If I do I’m going to do whatever I want with you until you can move again,” he said, crossing his arms.

Megumin blinked. “What?” she asked dumbfounded.

Kazuma rolled his eyes. “From now on if you want me to carry you back from your daily explosions, I’m going to do whatever I feel like with your body until you can move again,” he explained calmy as she turned bright red with flapping lips. “Or we could just do it beforehand, I don’t mind giving you a pass if you do it yourself,” he suggested.

“What’s wrong with you?!” she squeaked, clutching her staff even tighter than before. “How can you just ask that?!”

“What’s the problem?” Kazuma asked back. “You’re the one demanding I carry you home on my back, the least you can do is make it worth my time.”

Megumin shifted in place, glaring at the floor. “Pedo-NEET…” she grumbled, remembering what Aqua had called him once.

Kazuma just chuckled though. “Hey, you’re the one who wants us to stop treating you like a little girl,” he said making her grumble harder. “Well, this is what happens, big girls fuck around with guys, especially if they make those guys carry them around on their backs for hours on end,” he told her pointedly as she trembled in place.

“Fine!” Megumin suddenly snapped feeling like she was being looked down on. “You can be a pervert as much as you want with me after I’m done today! Happy?” she asked while trying to psych herself up, trying to convince herself he wouldn’t actually do anything to her.

Her resolve cracked ever so slightly though when he leaned down and looked her in the eye. “Fine,” he agreed casually.

Her resolve crumbled even further then as he walked past her to open the door just as Darkness was returning with a flask of water. “Are you two going somewhere?” she asked with curiosity and disappointment upon seeing Kazuma clothed.

“Yeah, I need to carry Megumin back home after she blows something up again,” he replied, snatching the water and gulping some down impatiently. “Get my bed ready, I’m stripping Megumin down the moment we get home,” he ordered bluntly making the two girls jump in place as he walked out into the hall without another word.

Megumin trembled in the room as Darkness shook herself out of her stunned stupor before letting out an excited squeal and eagerly walking off towards Kazuma’s room, leaving the mage to sit there and contemplate what exactly she had just agreed to. Kazuma was perverted scum… but he wouldn’t actually do anything to her… right?

…

Kazuma was perverted scum and Megumin couldn’t believe she’d given him permission to do anything to her…

The mage’s body wouldn’t do as she wanted, merely twitching on Kazuma’s back as he carried her limp form through the manor halls towards his room. “Y-You were serious?” she squeaked out weakly.

“You thought I wasn’t?” Kazuma replied before shaking his head. “I have literally screwed Darkness in every room here and you and Aqua have caught us over a dozen times each, you really thought I didn’t mean it when I said I was stripping you the moment we got back?” he asked with a chuckle.

“I don’t know… yes?” Megumin said almost hopefully.

“Well, that’s too bad, because I definitely plan to,” he replied crushing her hopes completely.

“W-W-why do you even want to?” she stuttered, panicking a bit now at she saw his door coming up. “Y-you have Darkness-”

“Who is an absolute freak with the shortest fuse I could ever imagine a girl having,” Kazuma cut her off as he came to a stop in front of his door. “I want to see what happens when I give a normal girl a try,” he glanced back at her briefly before shrugging and kicking at it. “Or at least a relatively normal one,” he chuckled as the door swung open to an excitedly smiling naked Darkness.

“Welcome home,” she greeted them brightly.

“Yeah, hi,” Kazuma replied with a brief nod. “Go sit in a corner and keep your mouth shut, I want to enjoy myself,” he ordered the crusader rudely as he walked past her, his careless greeting and command sending a blissful jolt up her spine.

Megumin shivered as the perverted noble did as she was told. “Is that how you’re going to treat me?” she asked, trembling as she was brought to the bed.

“Do you want me to?” Kazuma asked while setting her down on her back. “I said I wanted to try a normal girl, but I don’t exactly mind having another dog,” he went on earning a muffled squeak of pleasure from Darkness’ corner.

Megumin shuddered and managed to shake her head. “N-No please…” she replied weakly, her face burning as Kazuma crawled into place beside her.

“That’s what I thought,” he said as he looked over her clothing. “Oh and just a heads up: I’m not planning on screwing you,” Kazuma said suddenly as he tugged her hat off and carelessly threw it over the side of the bed.

Megumin blinked. “Huh?”

Kazuma reached down and tapped her forehead. “Darkness is just a glorified shield with legs meant to take hits, you’re our heavy firepower,” he replied while reaching down to loosen the strings of her shirt. “I can afford to let that freak get knocked up without a plan, I’m not risking that with you,” he went on before shuddering. “You’re bad enough as is, the last thing I want to imagine is you throwing explosions around during a mood-swing we weren’t ready for.”

Megumin bristled with a new full-body blush. “Kazuma!” she exclaimed horrified.

“That’s me,” he replied casually as he moved her arms up. “And I’m not dealing with that, so don’t go begging me for dick after I have my fun.”

“You think you’re so great,” Megumin grumbled as he lifted her shift off revealing her lacy black bra. “I probably wouldn’t even feel anything if you wanted to… t-to do that,” she stammered, face flushing even deeper unable to get the word out as he balled her shirt up.

“Maybe,” Kazuma shrugged as he threw away the clothing. “It seems good enough for Darkness though,” he pointed out as he reached down to unbutton her short-shorts. “And I’m just planning on using my fingers right now, so do what you want with that info.”

“He’s gotten very good with his fingers,” Darkness called out from her corner.

“Didn’t say you could talk Darkness,” Kazuma called back as he tugged Megumin’s shorts down to show off her matching lace panties.

“She probably doesn’t even know what she’s talking about anyway,” the mage spoke up, trying to keep a brave face even as her trembling grew with each piece of clothing she lost.

Kazuma chuckled as he tossed her shorts away. “Guess we’ll see in a minute, won’t we?” he replied confidently as he tapped the side of her panties on her hip.

“I doubt it,” she grumbled before shivering as she felt him hook his fingers and pull the lacy underwear down before unceremoniously stretching them against his thumb like he would a rubber-band. “Don’t stretch them!” she whined with wide eyes before he let them fling off towards the side of the room. “Jerk…” she mumbled.

“Oh, so you get to be mean but I don’t?” he asked as he took hold of her legs and spread them.

“It’s not the same!” Megumin whined, looking off to the side as Kazuma then kneeled between her unresponsive legs no matter how hard the embarrassed mage wanted to shut them.

“Hmm,” he hummed as he took in the sight of her tight hairless lips. “Cute,” he said watching with amusement as she tensed up and grumbled before squeaking into silence as he pressed a thumb against her opening to spread it lightly to the side. “And what’s this, are you already wet?”

“It’s sweat,” the girl snapped out way too quickly.

“Of course it is,” Kazuma said before moving his hands to her hips. “Well I guess there’s only one way to know for sure,” he went on before lifting the mage’s entrance up to his mouth.

Megumin let out a choked gasp as she felt Kazuma’s tongue poke out to lap its way up her slit, her hips twitching uncontrollably as he followed up with firmer licks until he finally pushed his way inside and made her whimper. She actually tasted pretty good, much better than Darkness did at least, carrying a much more natural sweetness compared to the fruitier taste he’d come to expect from the crusader after she did as he’d told her in their first session. As he enjoyed himself though Megumin was left to struggle against the sudden sensation of him lightly scraping against her folds, her lips pressing firmly together in a weak attempt to muffle her whimpers as she was forced to accept that Kazuma wasn’t doing bad.

And he made it obvious that he knew it as he gave her a parting lick before lowering her back down to the bed. “Pretty sure that wasn’t sweat,” he said with a chuckle as Megumin glared and tried to look anywhere else. “You do taste sweet though,” he went on making her squirm. “And at least you didn’t almost suffocate me like someone did the first time I tried that,” he added pointedly with a glance towards Darkness who shrank timidly even with a hand between her legs.

“Not for a lack of trying,” the mage grumbled wishing she could kick the cocky adventurer if only to knock the smirk off his face.

“Well maybe if you stopped putting everything into a single shot all the time you might be able to next time, huh?” Kazuma asked before making her shiver as he brushed a pair of fingers across her damp entrance and coated themselves with her wetness.

“Never!” Megumin snapped before sucking in a quick breath as Kazuma gave her slit a gentle prod.

“Easier for me to mess with you then,” Kazuma shrugged as he pressed his way in slowly, noting immediately how tightly she was squeezing his finger as the rest of her body twitched. “You’re a lot tighter than Darkness is,” he said out loud making the girls blush. “Though considering what a slut she is that isn’t that surprising,” the crusader let out a needy whine but managed to keep her mouth shut as she reveled in the verbal abuse.

“Don’t tell me that…” Megumin mumbled, face burning up as she felt Kazuma lightly curling and prodding her insides with his finger.

Kazuma didn’t care to listen though. “You’re definitely a lot more normal than her too, if this was Darkness she’d be losing her mind and soaking the bed by now,” he went on as he watched Megumin’s twitching hips closely. “It’s nice having to work for it.”

“S-shut up~” the mage whimpered. “I said not to tell-ngh!” she gasped as her back suddenly arched when Kazuma’s finger pressed something that made her world flash for a moment.

“Ah, there it is,” he said happily as he began gently caressing Megumin’s spot. “Still think I don’t know what I’m doing?” he asked before leaning in and giving her clit a light lick.

Megumin tensed up as a new star exploded in her vision, clenching around Kazuma’s finger tightly the moment he licked her with a shuddering moan that tapered off into a trembling string of whimpers as he kept going, gently massaging her insides while teasing her with occasional kisses and licks. She hated it, hated that she was feeling good from this because it would mean Kazuma would gloat more when he was done, but at the same time she didn’t want it to stop. Kazuma on the other hand was enjoying himself quite thoroughly as he drove Megumin closer towards the edge with each new lick and rub, finding it much more fun to build up towards a climax instead of getting them without effort like with Darkness.

But at the same time… “So,” Kazuma suddenly spoke up while pausing his finger. “I asked a question and still haven’t got an answer,” he pointed out, sitting up and staring down at her panting and shaking with a smug grin on his face.

Megumin glared weakly and took a shuddering breath. “You’re not getting one!” She snapped before gasping as he suddenly tugged his finger out.

“Hmm, that’s too bad then,” Kazuma replied with a shrug. “Darkness get up here.”

“W-what are you doing?” Megumin squirmed, staring at him bewildered as he completely stopped what he’d been doing. “You can’t just stop!”

“Yeah I can?” Kazuma responded with a sarcastically confused look as Darkness quickly made her way onto the bed beside him. “You’re ignoring my questions and being a brat, why should I keep letting you feel good?” he asked while sticking a hand between the crusader’s soaked thighs and curling a pair of fingers inside making her quiver and gasp.

“You can’t just leave me like this!” the mage whined, squirming pathetically on the bed while Darkness began tensing and moaning at the feel of Kazuma finding exactly where to touch in seconds.

“Again, yes I can,” Kazuma corrected as Darkness covered her mouth to muffle her growing sounds of pleasure. “You can talk now Darkness,” he told her while keeping his eyes locked with Megumin’s. “Let the brat know exactly what she’s missing,” he ordered with an evil smirk.

Darkness whined, dropping her hands to claw at the sheets bellow her as Kazuma sped up his fingering. “Y-You should just answer Megumin~” she moaned before her head lolled for a moment. “Just be honest and say you enjoy it~” she suggested breathlessly as the mage shivered. “Once he learns-mmph,” she cut herself off with another gasp as her back arched. “L-let him learn your body and you can have this every day!” she cried out, throwing her head back. “Kazuma!” she squealed, her hips twitching more and more as the adventure dragged her slutty oversensitive body to the edge effortlessly.

Megumin shivered in place, her insides clenching with need as the slutty crusader let out a fresh choked moan and came undone, bucking against Kazuma’s hand and soaking the sheet beneath her without a care in the world. The mage shut her eyes to try and ignore Darkness’ overjoyed face, but she couldn’t ignore the sounds of her moaning and screaming wantonly as Kazuma kept messing her up, prolonging her climax as long as he could before building towards the next one. Megumin hated all of it, hated how she couldn’t do anything to try and get away, hated how she couldn’t ignore it no matter how much she tried, hated how badly she wanted to experience it for herself.

“I liked it~” she mumbled weakly.

Kazuma’s fingers slowed a bit while he reached up and clamped a hand over Darkness’ mouth to muffle her. “What was that?” he asked smugly.

“I liked it,” she said a bit more loudly, embarrassed tears pricking her eyes as her slit ached.

“You liked what?” Kazuma asked, enjoying watching her squirm.

“I liked your fingers!” Megumin exclaimed. “You know what you’re doing, you’re good at it, you made me feel good and I want to finish!” she cried pathetically. “Please let me finish…” she begged, opening her teary eyes and staring submissively.

Kazuma smiled. “See? Was that so hard?” he asked as he tugged his fingers out of the crusader. “You can shut up again Darkness,” he whispered loudly in her ear before carelessly shoving her onto her side where she lay panting and shaking with a dopey grin. “And you can take this as a lesson Megumin,” he told the mage as he approached her. “Being a brat just pisses people off.”

Megumin bit her lip and swallowed the snapping replies in her head. “I’m sorry,” she mumbled.

“Sorry for what?” Kazuma asked as he reached down to absently tap on her clit. “You’re a big girl, right? Use your words,” he went on mockingly while gently pressing against it.

Megumin sucked in a sharp breath as her body tensed. “I-I’m sorry for being a brat.”

“Good, now let’s just hope you stop being one after this,” he replied as he lowered his hand to gently brush his fingertips along her slit. “You’re much cuter that way.”

“I’m not cute!” Megumin snapped with a weak glare.

“Yeah you are,” Kazuma replied before making her gasp as he pushed a pair of fingers in to go after the spot he’d found the first time. “And I really don’t see why it’s such a big deal to you either,” he said as he made her back arch the moment he curled his fingers inside of her.

“I-it makes me sound like a little girl!” she whined and gasped with a buck against his hand.

“You are a little girl though,” Kazuma pointed out. “And I'm only like a couple years older than you, so what’s the big deal with that?” he asked genuinely as he made her back arch against with another curl. “You’re a cute loli that wants to act like an adult,” he said as he pressed into her a bit faster. “And I’m currently finger-fucking your loli pussy without a care in the world,” he went on as she began getting more and more tense. “And the only reason I’d stop is because you keep acting like a brat instead of owning it.”

“N-normal people don’t do that!” she gasped, her eyes jamming shut as more and more stars exploded in her vision the closer to the cliff she got.

“Do you really think I care about normal people anymore?” Kazuma asked as he leaned in to lightly blow on her clit. “At this point all I want to do is relax and screw anything I feel like,” he said before kissing the bundle of nerves and digging his fingers inside of her roughly.

Megumin fell off the cliff instantly and exploded, squealing adorably as she squished around his digits as tight as her petite body could and came, drenching his fingers and the sheets beneath them uncontrollably. For the longest time Megumin had believed that firing off her explosion magic was the height of pleasure she could feel but this didn’t even compare, it was like comparing the sun to a single spark. She wanted to feel it more, she needed to feel it more and her overwhelmed mind raced with how to get it as the tension in her body slowly left and she fell to the bed somehow even more numb than when she’d first got there.

“Kazuma…” she slurred, blinking away the spots in her eyes as he rose from her pussy and tugged his wet fingers out.

“Mhm?” he hummed curiously while licking them clean, enjoying the taste of Darkness and Megumin’s flavors mixing.

“It feels better when you… w-when you put your penis in right?” She asked as her eyes fell to the visible bulge at his crotch.

“That’s how it worked with Darkness at least,” he nodded before reaching down to lightly rap his knuckles on her belly making her sensitive insides twitch. “But I was serious before, I’m not sticking my dick anywhere near your pussy-”

“Until I have a plan,” Megumin finished for him, blushing as she imagined what it would feel like, as she imagined how he’d make her explode with that perverted scum dick that turned Darkness into a wild animal… “C-Can you do it with your fingers again then?” she asked timidly but instead of answering he just gave her an amused grin with a raised eyebrow that made her squirm and want to hide. “P-please finger my-” she bit her lip and took a steadying breath. “Please finger my cute loli pussy again?” she asked with a crooked hopeful smile.

“Sure,” Kazuma shrugged casually and went back down without another word, pulling a startled and excited yelp from the mage as he buried his tongue back inside of her to lap at her wet walls, completely oblivious to the blue eyes watching him through the keyhole of his room…

Chapter Text

Life was good.

Kazuma could finally think that without immediately being proven wrong and he’d been loving every moment it. In the past couple months since he’d awakened the sex demon within Megumin Darkness had not only mastered her masochism to the point where she could keep her roleplaying mouth shut without punishment, but she had also taken it upon herself to teach the mage how to please Kazuma like a wantonly happy whore. It had become a normal routine at this point for him to wake up to the girls in his bed either sucking on his morning wood or Megumin grinding herself against his shaft until she made herself cum before eagerly letting him take over on his own and tease her body to the point of insanity.

It was so great all around that the only downside in life he could think of at this point was Aqua who had become rather annoyingly clingy and mouthy as of late. He hadn’t noticed it at first what with being so occupied with fucking Darkness’ brains out as her pregnant body developed month by month or instead turning Megumin into a squirming mess wherever he felt like until she finally stopped wearing clothes in-doors as well. Nonetheless over time Kazuma had begun noticing a pattern of running into the goddess more and more often as if she’d been waiting for him, with less and less clothing on each time she decided to pester him.

And pester him she did. “Kazuma, aren’t you tired of that little sword? I bet I could find something from Wiz’s shop to make it bigger,” she’d suggest when he’d go to the kitchen for snacks naked. “Kazuma I’m feeling a little cold, can you help warm me up?” she’d ask wearing nothing but a pajama top and panties. And then there were the dozens of times he’d open a door after fucking Darkness or messing around with Megumin and find the goddess sitting there with a damp crotch and puddle beneath her before she’d run away as fast as she could blushing from head to toe.

It was obvious what she wanted, Kazuma wasn’t dumb, but at the same time he just couldn’t bring himself to care that she was feeling lonely and left out especially when that was entirely her own fault. If the useless goddess wanted to have sex she could just come right out and ask for it, he wasn’t going to play her games and give her the satisfaction of him asking for it when he didn’t need to. And he really didn’t need to.

“K-Kazuma…” Megumin squirmed in place, her body tensing tightly as he rhythmically clapped against her butt, the top of his shaft sawing back and forth against her pussy lips as he stood fucking her thighs at the dinner table.

“Me too,” he grunted as he tried to keep from cumming just yet. “You ready Darkness?” he asked the crusader who was bouncing in her seat excitedly.

“Yes!” she replied, picking up the plate of food she’d prepared for herself before setting it down in front of the pair. “Thank you for the sauce~” she said, watching his cock dreamily as the adventurer gave a few more rapid thrusts before the tip began blasting wad after wad of cum onto the crusader’s meal while Megumin bit her lip cutely and came over him.

Still though, Darkness’ plate made her shudder for other reasons. “So gross…” the mage mumbled as she looked over every gooey rope that fired out onto the noble’s food.

Kazuma couldn’t help but agree with a grunt. “Definitely not something I ever thought I’d be doing every day,” he said, his tip twitching a few more times before he finally gave his sore legs a break and sat down. “But then again what were we expecting from Darkness of all sluts?”

The crusader just smiled happily though as she took her cum-glazed food back to her own seat. “It’s not my fault I’m getting weird cravings,” she tried to defend herself before she began eating without complaint.

“It is though, you knocked yourself up with that baby, remember?” Kazuma pointed out as Megumin absently played with his dick between her thighs.

“I bet it’s still your fault,” the mage said, moving his tip side to side with her finger. “This perverted dick will make me a weirdo too when I finally do it with you, guaranteed~”

“You’re already weird though,” Kazuma chuckled as he reached up to pinch her nipples and make her jump. “No normal girl would get so excited being bullied while she can’t move,” he pointed out.

“Jerk,” she grumbled before one of the doors to the dining room suddenly burst open.

“Kashuma~” a visibly drunk and teary-eyed Aqua slurred and stumbled in towards the table with a bottle in hand, wearing nothing but a wine-stained pajama top that left her bare and visibly soaked pussy exposed.

Kazuma glanced between the wet lips and her blue pubes shaped like a water drop hovering above them with a raised brow. “Yes, I’m Kazuma…” he replied as the goddess came up and slapped her hand and bottle down on the table with a half-focused glare.

A glare that immediately crumbled as she sniffled. “Why do you hate me?” she suddenly sobbed in that annoyingly whiny way of hers.

Kazuma and Megumin glanced at each other for a moment before he sighed. “Why do you think I hate you Aqua?” he asked as the mage moved herself off to stand beside him, using his chair to steady her slightly wobbly legs.

“Because you do!” she whined further. “Why else would you ignore me so much?” she asked before trying to point between Darkness and Megumin with an unsteady finger. “You do it with those two all the time,” she said accusingly as if it were their fault. “But you don’t look at me at all!” she broke down and started crying even more. “Why?” she sniffled. “I’m cute, I can be sexy! I’m a goddess!” she listed off. “So why haven’t you tried asking me to do it like those two? It’s because you hate me, isn’t it?”

Kazuma just stared at her for a moment before taking a long calming breath. “Aqua, cast heal on yourself really quick and sober up, I don’t want to explain myself to a drunk.”

“Not drunk…” Aqua pouted and glared again.

“Do it anyway,” Kazuma pressed with an unamused stare.

Aqua kept glaring but eventually she reached up and pat the sides of her head to make sure she was holding it right. “Heal,” she casted and bathed her head in the renewing light for a little while.

Kazuma and the others watched as her eyes focused a bit before a frown found its ways on her face. “You sober now?” the adventurer asked as Aqua’s face began to redden.

The goddess looked down at her bare crotch before her body slumped a bit as her brain processed the situation and subsequently fried itself. “How much did you see?” she asked in a wobbly voice.

“If you mean your pussy or the fact that you were obviously playing with yourself earlier then a lot,” Kazuma replied as the girls nodded with sympathetic stares. “So, if you want to take a seat now, I’d be more than happy to tell you why I haven’t fucked you despite everything you’ve tried.”

Aqua’s entire body flushed as she trembled in place for a bit before she eventually creeped over to the chair across from him. “Please,” she squeaked as she sat down.

“Your body isn’t the problem,” he began making her perk up. “Like you said, you’re cute enough and that stylized pussy hair of yours is actually pretty sexy,” he complemented casually as Aqua blushed while Megumin and Darkness nodded wholeheartedly. “No, the problem with you is the fact that you’re too proud,” Kazuma explained as he stood up, his erect cock bouncing and making Aqua flinch. “You’ve been trying for months to get me to go out of my way and fuck you, but why would I want to do that?” he asked before hugging Megumin from behind making her shiver with a small smile as his cock was sandwiched between him and her back.

“I can have all the sex I want with two perfectly willing girls that are just as cute and sexy as you are,” Kazuma went on before giving the mage a nip on the neck that made her mewl happily while Darkness smiled with genuine joy. “So, I really want to know: Why would I ever try and do it with you when all you do is annoy me all the time?”

Aqua shrank in her chair looking timid. “I was trying to play coy…”

Kazuma just raised an eyebrow before letting go of Megumin. “You weren’t though,” he bluntly replied as he began walking around the table towards her. “You just made fun of my dick a bunch of times and called it small,” he reminded her as she watched his approach with growing anxiety. “You bothered me non-stop trying to get me to hold you or be around you,” he went on as he came to a stop beside her, her eyes glued to his cock as it bobbed lightly. “And you constantly spied on me fucking Megumin and Darkness before running away from me to go finger yourself.”

“She did what?” Darkness asked with a fresh blush as Megumin shivered one of her own, feeling oddly proud knowing that someone was getting off after watching her mess around.

Kazuma clearly didn’t feel the same way though. “Shut up,” he cut the crusader off with a point of his finger that had her biting her lip hotly. “Answer the question Aqua, why would I ever want to have sex with an annoyingly bitchy brat that’s done nothing but bother me for months straight?” Tears pricked Aqua’s eyes as she looked down at her knees but remained quiet.

Megumin watched on sympathetically as the silence continued before silently creeping over to Darkness and tugging on her arm to get her attention and make her follow. The crusader seemed a bit disappointed at first, pointing at Kazuma and Aqua questioningly before immediately having to bite back a startled moan when the mage suddenly took hold of one of her tits and squeezed it hard. Kazuma and Aqua meanwhile remained where they were, one waiting for an answer, the other trying to come up with one, both oblivious as the pair of girls quickly left to give them some privacy as they clearly had something to work out here.

And after a moment Aqua finally built up the courage for a weak croak of a response. “I’m sorry…”

Kazuma watched for a bit, searching her remorseful expression closely before finally opening his mouth. “Good,” he nodded and then immediately reached down and flicked her in the forehead making her squeak and stare at him with shock. “Now, try asking nicely sometime and I might actually consider it,” he said as he walked back towards his seat and finally noticed the other girls had scampered off.

Aqua however just rubbed at her forehead with wide eyes. “Seriously?”

“Yeah,” Kazuma replied with a shrug as he sat down and crossed his arms. “I kind of want to see how you’d react taking my dick anyway after making fun of it for so long,” he added making a fresh blush appear on the goddess’ face.

Aqua fiddled in place, glancing between a nearby wall and him a couple times. “T-then could we-”

“No,” Kazuma cut her off without hesitation making her flinch. “I’m still a bit pissed at you for the past couple months, so I don’t really feel like it right now.”

Aqua pouted before an idea suddenly sparked in her mind. “W-what if I made it up to you?” she suggested.

“And how would you do that?” Kazuma wondered aloud.

“You want to have raw sex with Megumin, b-but you need a plan first!” Aqua blurted out remembering from all the times she peeped on them and overheard that tidbit. “If you had enough money you wouldn’t have to worry about jobs anymore-”

“Aqua you don’t have any money to give me,” Kazuma pointed out before blinking as she began fidgeting again. “… Right?” he asked, leaning onto the table with an increasingly miffed look.

“Don’t get mad!” Aqua wildly waved her hands around. “I-I don’t have a bunch right now, but I made a lot with Wiz a bit ago that I spent on some drinks, but I can get more-”

“How?” Kazuma asked, a dangerous smile curling on his lips as he began thinking up possible punishments to deal out.

His mind went blank however when Aqua suddenly jammed her eyes shut and stood up while pointing at her pussy. “I’ve been selling what I squirt while masturbating!” She wailed pathetically.

Kazuma blinked one, two, three times. “Huh?” he finally asked, thinking he obviously had to have misheard.

Aqua shivered in place and took a calming breath. “I-I’ve been… bottling it,” she began, peaking at him and flinching upon seeing his genuinely flabbergasted face. “E-Everything that comes out of me is purified into holy water, basically really-really strong holy water!” she frantically explained before he had a chance to misunderstand. “So I… I-I brought some bottles to Wiz while I was super drunk one time and she said I could get a bit of the money she made if they sold,” she went on, feeling the slightest bit of remorse over never telling the Lich about how she’d been making it. “A-and they sold really well surprisingly so I made a bunch of money,” she glanced at him with a hopeful crooked smile. “S-so I could make a lot more money and all of us could be rich if I-” she fidgeted again looking highly embarrassed. “If I made more product…”

Kazuma just kept staring at her as he tried to process what he’d just heard. “Aqua,” he began, reaching up to rub his temples to recover from the whiplash of the knowledge. “You’re suggesting that we make ourselves rich by making you cum holy water into bottles to sell with Wiz…” Kazuma took a deep breath as Aqua blushed and nodded. “Why not just skip the sex, go to a lake and bottle up a ton of purified holy water there?” he asked curiously making a frown appear on Aqua’s face.

Aqua pouted feeling a bit depressed as she was reminded of a past attempt. “I tried that,” she mumbled making him put his hands down to look at her clearly. “It takes a lot longer to purify it that way, a-and it’s never as strong for some reason,” she explained before grimacing a bit. “Maybe because the water is in me longer before I-”

“Stop,” Kazuma cut her off before dragging a hand down his face as he came to terms with this info. “So… you want to make things up to me by having me fuck you, then bottle up what you squirt out and sell it, is that right?”

“I-It solves a bunch of our problems,” Aqua offered with another quivering smile. “I get to join everyone, we make a bunch of money, you get to have wild unprotected sex with Megumin, and me…” she trailed off before taking hold of her pajama top and pulling it up over her head. “S-So what do you say?” she asked bashfully as she dropped it to the floor and let Kazuma take in the sight of her nude body.

Kazuma took another long breath as he glanced her over. “Fine,” he sighed shaking his head, barely believing he was agreeing to such a plan. “Get over here then.”

Aqua faltered a bit. “You want to do it here?” she asked incredulously.

“Why not?” Kazuma asked, waving his hand over to where Darkness and Megumin had been. “I literally just got done cumming all over Darkness’ food by fucking Megumin’s thighs,” he pointed out.

Aqua pouted a bit. “I was hoping for something a bit more… romantic,” she said hopefully.

“That’s too bad,” Kazuma replied carelessly. “Either we do it here or we don’t do it at all today.”

Aqua stiffened before quickly walking over to him. “H-Here is fine!” she stammered quickly before shifting in place as she stood before him. “You’ll have to lead me a bit…” she began timidly before climbing onto his lap and straddling him, pinning his cock down beneath her pussy with a shiver as she gripped his shoulders. “B-But can we at least start with a kiss?” she asked in another hopeful attempt as the adventurer slid his hands over her ass.

Kazuma rolled his eyes. “You’re really vanilla you know that?” he asked with a shake of his head.

Aqua squeezed him a bit harder. “I’m gonna be paying for your kids, aren’t I?” she asked back with a huff. “The least you can do is let me enjoy myself…” she said before leaning in and pressing her lips to his.

Kazuma sighed but in the end allowed it, taking the time to give her ass cheeks a squeeze and she chastely kissed him, making her gasp a bit and give him an opportunity to slip his tongue in and against her own while her guard was down. He’d had a lot of practice with kissing ever since he’d gotten things settled with Darkness and Megumin: Darkness was like a beast that enjoyed passionate wild kisses that left her lungs burning and her lips aching from bites while Megumin was much softer enjoying to take her time with it. Aqua on the other hand was a pure untouched virgin with no experience outside of her own fantasies, trembling and whimpering as she meekly let Kazuma handle everything, leaking over his cock the entire time as her insides clenched and spasmed excitedly.

Kazuma stifled a chuckle as he decided she’d had enough, parting from her with a thin trail of spit connecting them. “Satisfied?” he asked, licking his lips to break it.

“Uh-huh,” the goddess answered with a slow and dopey voice. “Kazuma…”

“I’m Kazuma,” he replied with a nod.

“D-Do what you want to me,” she shuddered before taking a calming, focusing breath. “M-mess me up like the others~”

Kazuma raised his brow. “Where’s this coming from all of a sudden?” he asked curiously despite his cock twitching beneath her.

Aqua shook her head with a deeper blush. “Not all of a sudden,” she replied bashfully. “E-Ever since I had to see you that first time with Darkness,” she went on making him blink in surprise.

“You want me to mess you up like Darkness?” he asked, genuinely perplexed.

And even more so when the goddess shuddered. “N-No I don’t want to be abused like that I…” she shifted in his lap with an embarrassed grimace. “I just want to be degraded by a mortal!” she cried out jamming her eyes shut and clutching him tightly.

Kazuma tilted his head with bugged out eyes. “Huh?”

“You’re rude, you’re scum, you’re a perverted NEET and I want you to mess me up,” the goddess went on, trembling in his lap before looking at him with a shaky smile. “I-I want to be used up by a mortal!” she went on as he just listened to it wide eyed. “I want to have wild sex like dumb animals, h-have my divine purity spat on and cummed all over,” she shivered again, leaking over his cock more. “Y-You know I’m a goddess, you know it and you believe it and yet you still treat me like you’d treat anyone else!” she looked at him with lustful eyes. “It’s so exciting!”

Kazuma slowly shook his head with a dumb chuckle. “You’re all so weird…” he mumbled as he came to terms with the fact that he’d been living with three perverts this whole time.

“M-make me weirder?” Aqua pleaded hopefully as the adventurer shifted in his seat, lifting the goddess up and sliding her slit up his shaft to his cockhead.

“Fine,” he replied casually as he pressed his tip into her folds. “But first, you gotta tell me some more of these…” he trailed off as he slowly slid her down, grunting as her tight unsullied tunnel practically crushed his cock while she whimpered as her divine virginity was torn. “S-Some of these mortal fantasies you got…” he groaned as he began rocking her in his lap, burying inch after inch into her as slowly as he could.

“I want to watch you fuck our daughters- ngh!” Aqua spasmed as suddenly Kazuma twitched and tugged her down the rest of his shaft involuntarily. “K-Knew you’d like that… pervert~” she moaned in his ear.

“You’re gonna have to explain…” Kazuma asked, wondering briefly what kind of freak he’d just put on his cock.

“Gods live forever~” Aqua explained, leaning back and looking at him with an amused smirk. “So many of us have made so many children, so we just end up forgetting who’s related and end up messing around with each other with no consequences~” she licked her lips a bit while looking him over. “I-It feels a bit more exciting knowing the relations though doesn’t it~”

“No?” the adventurer answered with a slightly worried look.

Aqua’s smile simply grew a bit more mischievous. “But just think about it Kazuma, you could have a bunch of horny demi-god lolis bouncing in your lap~” she suggested, biting her lip as she felt his cock twitch in her again. “Just…” she trailed off as she lifted her hips a bit, easing up his shaft every so slightly. “Like~ I~ am~” she went on, punctuating each word with a clap of her hips as she began riding him. “I-I could get Darkness to help raise them to be mega perverts too~” she went on, wincing pleasantly as he throbbed again before leaning back against him and hugging around his neck as he squished her ass. “M-Maybe try and give immortality to Darkness and Megumin while I’m at it, add theirs to the fun~” she added, getting lost in her own fantasies while Kazuma grit his teeth and grunted each time she clapped and clenched against him.

“You’re a bigger pervert than I am!” he groaned as she grew even more wild on top of him.

“S-Says the one throbbing so much~” she whined happily as he shifted her in his lap so they were facing each other again. “M-Maybe I should see if Wiz has any de-aging stuff lying around huh?” She asked, joyfully needling him even more as she bounced away with abandon as Kazuma’s cock pulsed uncontrollably. “S-shrink me and the girls down~ L-let you mess up our flat young bodies-” Kazuma darted forward and pressed his lips to her if only to shut her up for a moment and give his rattled brain a moment to think.

That proved to be a mistake however as a shot of lightning jolted up Aqua’s spine as her eyes rolled up, her newly deflowered pussy spasming and squirting wildly against Kazuma’s waist as she moaned hoarsely and squeezed him as tightly as her godly folds could allow. The sensation sent him right over the edge right after her, his cock erupting as deeply as it reached inside of the perverted goddess, each rope of seed sending a fresh shudder through her unprotected body as she wet herself against him again and again. It was weird… Aqua was super-super weird… but at the same time as Kazuma’s body loosened and his mind blinked away the afterglow of his climax he began to wonder why should he care exactly? He'd already fucked Megumin so would fucking something younger really matter all that much at this point? It’s not like anyone would find out and be able to judge him for it, and Aqua seemed more than willing to go full deviant and try it out…

Kazuma pulled back again, tugging his tongue out of Aqua’s suckling lips as she twitched and blinked away her own orgasm. “You really are a freak goddess…” he told her as he flexed his legs trying to get feeling back in them.

“I-I’m not hearing a no~” she replied, smiling dumbly. “Or feeling it~” she added, clenching around his still hard dick as she felt his ward semen settling within her. “Disgusting pervert mortal~” she mocked him dopily as she absently imagined her divine eggs being swarmed by his deviant mortal sperm.

“Disgusting pervert immortal~” Kazuma corrected without a care in the world as he stood himself up, clutching Aqua against him by her ass. “If I’m going to be doing things like a messed-up incest freak god then I had better get to live as long as one to enjoy it right?” he asked as he walked them towards the door that’d lead him towards Megumin and Darkness’ rooms. “Besides, now I just have to go and let the others know what a sicko you are~” he added as the goddess shivered against him. “I doubt they’d believe me if I just told them what you said myself.”

“Liar…” Aqua moaned in his ear, more lightning arcing across her body with each step he took with his cock buried inside of her. “Y-You just want to see if they’d be okay doing the same thing as me~”

“And?” Kazuma asked before kicking the door open and stepping through. “You say that like I should care,” he’d stopped caring about the rest already after all, so why should he care about anything other than enjoying himself and whatever his relief toy freaks felt like doing to spice things up for him.

Life was good after all…

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Kazuma was positive that Wiz had experienced quite a few unusual things in her life, especially after becoming a lich, but even he could tell that none of it compared to the absurdity of what she’d just heard come out of Darkness’ mouth. “Come again?” she asked incredulously proving his point.

Darkness however just smiled while rubbing a hand lovingly over her 7-month pregnant belly through her simple white simple dress. “We would like to purchase your most expensive penis enlargement item,” she repeated before glancing back at her three companions giving the stunned shop-owner sympathetic looks. “Specifically so Kazuma here can violently rape and abuse my pregnant pussy like a horrid beast~” she added, shivering while the chest of her dress grew slightly damp as her nipples twitched and leaked milk.

Wiz’s head lolled to the side as she stared on blankly at the growing wet spots on Darkness’ chest. “Huh?” she uttered thoughtlessly, trying to figure out when the girl had gotten pregnant to begin with since they hadn’t seen each other in person for so long.

Kazuma sighed as he watched the Lich proceed to blink before her face ignited with a horrified blush as she reached up and covered her mouth upon realizing what she’d just heard. “Sorry about her,” he said while giving the horny blonde a swat to the back of the head which only served to make her tremble with more pleasure. “She’s jumping the gun and making things awkward like an idiot again,” he scolded before giving Aqua a nod. “Aqua can explain things a bit better while I go and give this slut a talking to,” he said while dragging a visibly excited Darkness over to a corner of the empty shop by her ear.

Wiz was still struggling to come to terms with the shellshock of the sudden exclamation and barely noticed the Goddess walking around her counter to gently pat her on the shoulder. “Sorry about Darkness, she’s been getting a lot more excited and restless the closer she gets to having that baby, she’s usually more behaved,” she explained, before glancing down at her own belly which hadn’t quite started to grow yet despite all the virile seed Kazuma had planted there. “She didn’t even wait and see if you’d be interested before she started acting like a dumb bimbo in front of you,” she added, snapping the lich out of her wobbly state of mind.

“I-Interested in what?” Wiz asked, looking at Aqua for a bit before glancing towards Kazuma quietly scolding Darkness who was just trembling in place with a horny smile.

“Having sex with Kazuma and us,” Megumin spoke up, leaning over the counter with a soft smile. “You’ve been really good to us with all the holy water sales, so we figured we’d ask given what we wanted to buy from you today.”

Wiz’s eyes flicked between the three girls wildly as she was bombarded with another round of sudden info. “Have sex with… a-all of you?” she asked, her blush flaring deeper.

Megumin shrugged. “We’ve sort of become one big couple over time,” she explained before smirking. “And don’t worry about him not satisfying you, he’s learned how to be really good~” she sighed happily, feeling a tingle run up her spine as she thought back to all the practice he’d received recently.

“All of you have been together?” Wiz confirmed, feeling rather stunned given the fact that she’d thought him and Aqua had been the closest out of the group and would end up together.

“And Kazuma has already knocked up two of us~” Aqua added before nodding her head towards Megumin as Wiz’s eyes bugged even wider. “Megumin here has some naughty fantasies though, wants to watch Kazuma stretch her belly out with a big dick before he puts a baby in her~” she explained as Wiz’s lips flapped wordlessly. “So, he’ll have a nice big sword that he knows how to use if you’re interested in trying him out.”

Wiz swallowed a mouthful of spit while clutching her chest. “W-What about the shop?” she asked without thinking, not even realizing the fact that she wasn’t saying no right away.

A fact the goddess and mage noticed joyfully. “Soo, what about it?” Aqua asked with a bright smile. “You and the rest of us have made so much money off of these holy waters, surely you could afford to go on a little vacation for a bit to enjoy yourself.”

“That’s true…” Wiz trailed off, thinking that business had been surprisingly good ever since she’d started selling the various sized bottles of holy water Aqua had been providing. “B-But why would you even want to do that with…” she glanced between the girls again. “With me?” she asked timidly.

Megumin grinned wide. “Kazuma likes you of course~” she said confidently as Wiz blinked again. “We asked him a bit ago who he’d like to go after if he ever got the chance…” she put her hands on her hips and huffed proudly. “I was first as a matter of fact~” she stated with a genuine smile as Aqua rolled her eyes with a playful grin of her own. “But he said you’d be his next best choice if I wasn’t an option.”

“B-But I’m a lich!” Wiz exclaimed, looking at the explosive girl with wide eyes.

“And?” Kazuma called over as he finally turned to walk back to the group. “From what I’ve noticed your body doesn’t seem all that different from a regular lady’s,” he said as he leaned on the counter. “Only things I could see was that your skin is cold, and I’d assume you can’t get knocked up.”

Wiz shifted in place, shrinking under his gaze a bit. “A-and you’d really enjoy that?”

Kazuma shrugged. “Why not? You’re plenty sexy, and unlike these three freaks you’re an actual good person,” he added earning an unamused glare from Aqua and Megumin while Darkness bit her lip hotly.

Wiz blushed at the compliment while glancing between the group meekly, feeling a bit pressured. “I… I-I guess I could give it a try…” she mumbled before looking at the door to the back of her shop. “I-It would certainly make the application of the item you want easier,” she added with a brief smile before her blush deepened.

Kazuma just lifted a bag of coins and dropped it onto her counter with a grin in response. “Then how about we go back and apply it already?” he asked before glancing back at Darkness. “Go lock the door and put out Wiz’s closed sign.”

Wiz swallowed and looked at Kazuma closely as the crusader went off to do as he ordered. “J-Just a fair warning to you!” She exclaimed to get his attention in a last effort so see if he’d change his mind. “The item I have that can do what you want has a couple side-effects.”

“Such as?” Kazuma asked, not surprised in the least given what he knew of the incompetent store-owner’s nonsensical shop.

“T-The Incubus Rub will increase your size, stamina, a-and change your semen quantity and taste…” she trailed off and took a deep breath. “But it will also drastically raise your libido and make it much harder to hide your… excitement,” she added, eyeing the young adventurer’s crotch briefly.

“That’s it?” The other four asked in unison before laughing together.

“That doesn’t sound all that different from how things are in that manor to begin with,” Kazuma replied while Wiz tilted her head confused.

“We all tend to walk around nude at home and have sex whenever we feel like it anyway,” Aqua added while Wiz twitched and eyed her with surprise.

“Yeah, it really does sound like more of the same,” Megumin nodded before lightly nudging Kazuma’s ribs with a smirk. “You’ll just be a bigger and hornier pervert than usual.”

“Ooh I wonder if I can seduce him into raping my pussy for a full day after this~” Darkness said to herself dreamily upon returning as the rest of the group eyed her humorlessly. “He can ruin me non-stop until I’m a perfectly used up cock socket that’s nice and loose for the baby~”

Wiz shivered as they openly admitted to their debaucherous lifestyle at home without a hint of hesitation or shame. “Right…” she trailed off as she stepped towards the door to her storage. “F-Follow me and strip down Kazuma,” she instructed while glancing around her cluttered storage room to find the item she needed. “I’ll be just a second, s-so get him erect please,” she added, leaving them to go search while Kazuma began stripping.

“I don’t think that’ll be a problem,” Aqua stated, grinning as Kazuma dropped his pants and showed off his already tented boxers. “Are you really that excited to get your little sword reforged?” the goddess asked mockingly as he threw his clothes away bit by bit.

“Oh, you’re not?” Kazuma asked with sarcastic surprise while Aqua frowned a bit at the peppy response. “Well, I guess I can just focus on doing everyone else here and leave you all alone if you’re not feeling up to it-”

“I’m sorry!” The goddess instantly exclaimed waving her arms frantically. “I-I’m a mouthy brat and I want to have fun with your big dick too!” she whined while getting on her knees and rubbing her cheek against his thigh while staring at his shaft needily.

“Hey d-don’t do anything yet!” Wiz stammered while speedwalking back with a big potion bottle swishing with a thick black liquid. “He needs to be fully erect and stable for the effects to work properly.”

“So, this is that Incubus Rub stuff?” Kazuma asked, eyeing the liquid curiously as Aqua pulled back and sat at his side patiently.

“Yes, it’s a demonic item that’s commonly produced and sold by succubi to men desperate to increase their size and stamina,” Wiz nodded before pulling the cork out of the bottle. “The effects are most potent on the sexually active so a lot of them usually end up needing to buy a lot…” she added before glancing around the group. “S-So I suppose you’ll only be needing the one application,” she said while tipping the bottle and pouring some out onto her palm before handing it over to Megumin to set it down on a nearby crate. “Stay still and try to stay calm Kazuma, you’re going to feel the effects rather quickly,” she explained as she began lathering the liquid between both hands like it was sunscreen before kneeling before him.

Kazuma nodded casually and rolled his shoulders as he watched her reach for him until the moment he felt her cold hands grasp his shaft and sack, his teeth instantly gritting with a strangled grunt as he was suddenly overwhelmed by a sensation that felt like his cock lighting on fire inside and out. Kazuma’s head lolled back as he struggled to keep himself steady, squeezing his hands into tightly balled fists as Wiz began stroking and kneading his flesh like dough while it twitched maddeningly in time with the young adventurer’s wildly rising heartbeat. The girls meanwhile just watched in wonder as the black liquid coating Kazuma’s cock and balls steadily seeped into his skin before the whole of it began visibly pulsing in Wiz’s grasp. They each shivered and squeezed their hot and damp thighs together as his shaft and sack began expanding while his tip suddenly fired off rope after rope of thick creamy cum onto the blushing lich’s chest without warning.

Kazuma bucked in her grasp uncontrollably as he came more in that very moment than any other time in his life, practically hosing Wiz’s dress with his spunk and building up an obscene puddle of it as it oozed off her clothes and collected onto the floor. He couldn’t think straight at all, wondering briefly just how long he’d been standing there when he finally noticed the mind melting sensation that had been plaguing him fade a little. After a little while longer he finally took a long calming breath and released it in a long-drawn-out sigh as he let his head fall forward so he could get a look at the changes to his cock as it twitched and bubbled with a few leftover globs of backed up cum that splattered onto the messy floor.

“Wow,” he laughed, feeling like he was dreaming as he looked over the new 10-inches of thick veiny cock-meat and bulging nut-sack that bobbing in front of Wiz’s face.

“C-Congratulations,” she said, trembling on the floor as she felt his got gooey loads soak against her dress and bathe her in his scent.

“Big…” Aqua, Darkness and Megumin said together, barely believing that such a dangerous thing was now connected to Kazuma despite just witnessing its growth.

“T-thanks Wiz,” Kazuma said as his breathing steadily began to get heavier the instant he took in the sight of his cock hovering so close to her beautiful face. “Uhh, w-wow you weren’t kidding about those side-effects,” he panted, reaching down and steadying himself by gripping the lich’s head in both hands. “Hey Wiz, can I-damn- ­c-can I fuck your face please?” he practically begged while poking at her cool lips with his big spongey tip. “I feel like I’m going crazy!”

The lich’s thighs squished together as she was forced to inhale the musk of the adventurer’s unnaturally engorged prick as it smeared a hot stain of pre on her lips. “Mhm…” she mumbled timidly, sliding her palms up his legs onto his thighs to steady herself as her lips parted ever so slightly.

It was all Kazuma needed to ram himself forward causing a lewd wet gluck noise from Wiz’s stuffed mouth. “Fuck!” Kazuma hissed as he felt his cock bend its way down her throat until she was kissing her stretched lips against his waist.

Wiz groaned, feeling just the tiniest bit thankful for not having to breath as her throat was stretched with such brutal force, though that small relief was swiftly forgotten as Kazuma almost instantly reared back before ramming in and settling into a vicious pace that had the lich gagging wetly with every rough impact he laid into her face. Darkness couldn’t take it and instantly began stripping herself as she watched with unrepressed excitement, her pussy drenching her clothes a little more with every smack and lewd noise Wiz released as her mouth was violated like a cheap toy. Aqua had her hand buried beneath her skirt, vigorously fingering her own sopping wet entrance as she remained on the floor spreading an ever-growing puddle of arousal beneath her as she huffed and imagined being commanded to worship Kazuma’s slimy mortal cock after he was done raping the others. Megumin on the other hand had it the worst, watching wide eyed and trembling as she held herself up with her staff, wetting herself as she imagined Kazuma plowing her virgin hole with that much merciless power and need, drowning her bruised and defenseless womb in more cum than she could even think of and marking her as his wife forever as she was forced to have his children.

And Kazuma all the while was in heaven, pounding into Wiz’s face with wanton abandon as she clawed at his thighs while staring up at him with lewd half-lidded eyes. “You’re perfect!” he wheezed, feeling his cock throb painfully as his thrusts against her went even harder. “Thank you Wiz!” he cried as he finally rammed himself back inside, holding Wiz down as his tip began pumping ludicrously thick and warm semen into the cool confines of her battered throat.

She came, she didn’t even realize how wound up she had been feeling while letting Kazuma ruthlessly plow her face, but hearing and feeling the utter relief and bliss in his voice as his creamy cum flooded her insides with its lively warmth sent her right over an edge she had no idea she’d been on. Her hand thoughtlessly dug between her legs to press against her wet mound, teasing her quivering folds through her soaked dress as she swallowed around Kazuma’s length, gulping down his loads without complaint as they settled into a blissfully hot mass in her belly. It took a good long while before Wiz finally let out a muffled moan as she felt the final glob of cum gush from Kazuma’s tip before he slowly tugged himself free from her throat, sliding his tasty cockhead over her tongue and sending a fresh jolt through her tingling pussy as he popped out of her lips. Kazuma watched her as she absently licked the cock flavored drool from her lips and shuddered with a panting gasp, her cool breath blowing against his sensitive tip and sending shivers down his spine.

“Steal, steal, steal~” the adventurer repeated like a mantra, his hand flashing repeatedly until a bunch of cum drenched clothing were balled up in his fist as Wiz knelt totally nude before him, a little tuft of curly brown hair hovering above her wet pussy. “Can I please be rough Wiz?” he asked as he carelessly threw the soiled clothing away as she blushed upon realizing her situation.

“O-okay,” she replied with a hoarse voice before squeaking as Kazuma raised her up to her feet with a grunt of effort and then shoved her towards the nearest wall.

Wiz gasped the moment her back slapped against the stone, wrapping her arms around Kazuma’s back and clawing against his skin with her nails as he practically lunged to bite at her shoulder like an animal desperate to mark his property. It was frightening and thrilling at the same time, the passion, the lust as Kazuma grabbed her waist, lifting her up so she could wrap her legs around him as well and grind her cold wet cunt against his excitedly throbbing cock. Her brain then proceeded to break the moment she felt that thick hot meat savagely impale itself into her quivering hole, a hoarse moan leaving her abused throat as she felt him violently ram himself all the way in and bash against her cervix.

Kazuma snarled and bit his teeth deeper into Wiz’s soft skin, his own mind blanking momentarily as the icy grip of her pussy squeezed and rippled around him maddeningly. “Kazuma~” he grunted upon hearing Darkness’ quivering voice crying behind him.

The adventurer loosened his jaw, releasing Wiz’s bruised shoulder. “Sorry,” he apologized to the trembling lich who just gave him a gentle understanding smile in reply. “What?!” He then snapped, looking over his shoulder at the crusader with annoyance.

“Hurry up~” the slutty blonde whined, fully nude and kneeling on the floor, her pregnant belly and milky tits heaving as she panted like a beast in heat. “She’s getting too excited, she wants to meet her daddy’s new dick so badly~” she said, rubbing her swollen belly with a needy expression.

“Wait your turn,” Kazuma replied, turning back to Wiz and softly kissing her wounded shoulder. “I have to make things up to Wiz first,” he said, slowly kissing and nipping his way up her neck while dragging her a couple inches off his cock.

“I-It’s okay,” she assured him, unintentionally squeezing him with every kiss and bite. “I’m a sturdy lich~” she said before whimpering as he dropped her back down digging his warm cockhead back into her deepest point.

“You’re perfect and deserve better anyway~” Kazuma corrected her as he lifted her up once more. “I wish I could spend all my time with you instead of these three crazy sluts,” he whined, steadily working her up and down his shaft. “You’re such a good person, you’re so nice and kind and you’re everything these horny bitch brats aren’t~”

“Hey…” Aqua and Megumin whined, fingering their needy holes desperately while Darkness just mewled and leaked more juices onto the floor.

“You don’t have to go that far~” Wiz moaned sympathetically. “T-they aren’t bad people~”

Kazuma smiled back sadly. “See, that’s exactly what I mean, you’re too nice,” he told her before giving her a particularly rough thrust that made her yelp happily. “These three are awful, and all it takes to make them admit it is making them cum,” he told Wiz as he settled into a pace that toed the line between hard and soft. “I can at least be honest about being awful because I don’t care anymore, but those three absolutely suck and nothing I do changes it for long!”

“Is that so…” Wiz loosened her grip on his back ever so slightly, rubbing him gently. “I-I’m sure you could just ask them to be better then,” she said, looking over his shoulder at the trio of girls watching her with jealous excitement. “You guys love him, right?” she asked the girls genuinely.

“Yes!” the three whined without hesitation.

“They’ve got a weird way of showing it,” Kazuma grumbled while squishing Wiz’s ass. “How hard is it to stop being such mouthy brats all the time if you love me so much?” He huffed, thinking back to all the teasing and annoyance he still had to deal with despite the training he’d given them already.

“I’m sorry Kazuma~” Aqua whined pathetically. “I’ll be nicer, I promise I will! Please just love me like that!” she begged as she imagined being dominated and yet treated sweetly at the same time like Wiz was getting.

“I’ll be nicer too!” Megumin nodded, gripping her staff tightly. “I’ll be an obedient wife, I-I’ll listen to whatever you say whenever you say it!” she promised, her insides aching with need practically begging to be fertilized as roughly as possibly.

“And I’ll shut up!” Darkness moaned simply, knowing exactly what he hated about the most. “Please just use me as breeding meat, cum all over me and my onahole daughters and I’ll stop talking unless you need me to!”

Wiz smiled as Kazuma’s thrusts slowed to a pause as he glanced back at the girls. “See? Just be a bit patient with them,” she advised before realizing that last bit Darkness added. “Y-you guys do bad things though…” she shivered, struggling to imagine the dirty stuff they get up to when she couldn’t see them.

“It’s not my fault~” Kazuma said quickly, giving her a fresh thrust. “These three are mega perverts that all want me to do the most messed up kind of things.”

“And yet you give it all to them~” Wiz scolded before her lips curved up slightly. “D-dirty boy.”

Kazuma shivered and gave her a rougher thrust. “Like you’re any better,” he countered, fucking into her even faster as his cock throbbed. “You’re stronger than all of us but you went right along with this whole thing knowing we were weird,” he panted as Wiz squeezed around his body tighter.

“H-how can I say no?” Wiz asked, struggling to keep herself from smiling as her excitement at the raunchiness rose. “All you need to do is make Aqua cast her weirdly strong purifying magic on me and I’ll disappear~” she pointed out, scratching into his back again as her insides grew more and more tense.

“As if that dumb brat would even think of that now,” Kazuma countered, gritting his teeth to keep from cumming even as he fucked into her even faster. “Her brain probably leaked right out along with that puddle she made on the floor,” he grunted, looking back at the blushing Goddess in question as she kept playing with herself. “Bet she wouldn’t even blink if you asked her to eat you out at this point.”

Wiz shivered imagining the dangerous archpriest being put in such a submissive position. “S-she’d need something to eat out of me first~” she whispered in his ear before giving his shaft a tight clench.

Kazuma’s head lolled against Wiz’s shoulder with a startled grunt while the lich gasped as the first of many thick wads of hot cum suddenly splattered into her cold womb and sent her over the edge into a brand-new climax all over again. The other girls meanwhile just watched on enviously as the pair twitched and groaned together against the wall, their eyes unconsciously drawing to Kazuma's pulsing nuts as they vigorously pumped the lich full of sperm, sperm that proceeded to back up in Wiz’s overflowing cunt and drip onto the floor in thick splattering globs. The sight made of the growing gooey pile made them each ache and bite back individual whines as if they were all nothing but dogs begging to get a try with their favorite toy while their owner teased them with it.

The girls all kept their mouths shut though, resisting the powerful urge that ate away at them to rush the adventurer and throw their wet and needy bodies at him so they could get their own turns with his brand-new cock, each of them knowing he wouldn’t want to hear it. It really was hard though as they listened to Wiz’s whimpers and gasps and watched her toes curling with bliss as the last few bubbles of cum oozed out of her stretched tunnel to drip onto the floor. So very hard as Kazuma slowly pulled the lich off of his still erect shaft allowing a big gush of cum to splatter out of her tingling entrance, running over the sides of his dick to splash all over the ground.

“Aqua…” the adventurer breathed out making the goddess perk up excitedly. “Get over here,” he ordered as he managed to walk over to another nearby crate without stumbling on his numb legs. “You’re gonna make up with Wiz now,” he told her as the goddess tentatively approached while he set the lich down on the box.

“W-what do you mean?” Aqua asked even as her eyes were drawn to Wiz’s stretched pussy lips oozing more of Kazuma’s cum onto the wood.

“Clean her up and make her feel good,” Kazuma told her as Wiz bristled excitedly while Aqua blinked as he grabbed her shoulder and forced her onto her knees. “And if you’re a good girl and do a good job I’ll make sure to give you a romantic night sometime,” he told her, making her shudder with excitement herself before he turned to face Megumin. “Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go make some babies, but I’ll be back to check on you later, so behave,” he warned her as he then approached the trembling mage as her breath hitched and her pussy clenched sending another splash of arousal down her thighs.

He didn’t even bother looking as he heard Wiz let out a startled yelp the moment Aqua practically dived between her legs to begin lapping at her sensitive pussy lips. “A-Aqua wait a minute!” the lich whined, clutching the goddess by the hair as she eagerly gulped down as much of Kazuma’s unnaturally tasty cum as she could scrape out with her tongue.

Megumin meanwhile just kept panting heavily the closer the adventurer got to her. “K-Kazuma,” she greeted dumbly with a shaky nod.

“That’s me,” he nodded back before grabbing her forehead as his hand flashed purple.

Megumin didn’t have a chance to react before she suddenly lost feeling in all her limbs, crumbling down onto her knees as Kazuma drain-touched her and sapped out all her mana out, softly petting her head the whole time as she gasped and whimpered. He kept it going for a little while longer before finally cutting the ability off leaving Megumin a panting trembling mess unable to move as he reached down to move her onto her back with her legs spread out. Kazuma looked her over and nodded to himself satisfied with her position as she groaned and spasmed with weak fruitless attempts to straighten herself up and show the faintest hint of pride.

“Steal~” Kazuma then spoke, lazily stripping the excitedly terrified mage of her clothes before carelessly throwing them away just like he had with Wiz. “And~” He trailed off as he knelt between her legs and poked his cockhead into her slit before grabbing her hips. “Steal,” he grunted jokingly as he unceremoniously rammed his way in, punching through Megumin’s hymen and robbing her of her virginity.

Megumin croaked, eyes wide as she felt Kazuma’s ridiculous cock suddenly smash its way into her, digging its thick tip against her tiny cervix with uncomfortable force that knocked the wind out of her lungs as her oversensitive deflowered pussy uncontrollably came around him. “Kashuma~” she slurred stupidly, overstimulated tears streaming from her half-lidded eyes as she felt every throb of his dick stretching out her insides.

“What was it you said earlier Megumin?” he asked as he reached down to gently tap the bulge his dick was stretching along her belly. “You’d be a good wife that does whatever I say?” he wondered as he pressed down on it making her squeal and squirt around him again. “Then be a good wife and get pregnant,” he commanded in a whisper as he shifted her position again, pinning her down in a mating-press before violently jackhammering his cock in and out of her tiny hole. “Give! Me! Cute! Cock! Sleeve! Daughters! You! Damn! Brat!” he snarled accentuating each wild thrust as the mage howled and came uncontrollably with every womb bashing eye-rolling smash of his tip.

“Woah…” Wiz shivered, watching the display with wide frightened eyes as Kazuma demolished the young explosive mage like a violent criminal.

“Yeah, he’s a really bad guy isn’t he~” Aqua spoke up from between the lich’s legs, licking her lips clean of leftover cum as she stood herself up. “And speaking of, since you’re an accomplice now~” she trailed off as she slipped a hand between Wiz’s legs to gently caress her sensitive folds. “I should do what he said and be a good girl that helps her new sex sister out right?” the goddess wondered aloud as the lich trembled and panted under her touch. “So, how about we look into selling some more fun merchandise at your shop…” Aqua said before softly pressing their lips together as Megumin’s blissful shrieks rang in their ears.

This definitely was the most unusual thing Wiz had ever had to deal with in her life… but she’d be lying if she said it wasn’t exciting…

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Kazuma was pissed.

He had to jump through so many hoops to handle that giant spider golem when it suddenly appeared threatening the town, his new shop with Wiz, his manor, his girls, and just when he thought it had all worked out in the end after they finally brought it down… he gets thrown in prison for terrorism after the core they’d teleported away blew up some rich prick’s empty mansion! The adventurer tapped his foot repeatedly with ever-mounting annoyance as he sat in his interrogation cell with a knight behind him, waiting for that stuck-up bitch Sena or whatever her name was that threw him in there to show up so he could finally get this over with and go back home for some much-needed relief. He really could not believe how stupid this whole situation was, he helped save the damn day! The least these stupid fantasy cops could do is hear him out before tossing him in prison without so much as a-

Kazuma’s thoughts blinked out as the door to his cell suddenly creaked open. “Finally,” he grumbled, sitting up straight and glaring as the woman walked in with a weird looking device in one of her hands.

“Kazuma Satou, we’re going to begin your interrogation now,” she told him as she sat down and placed the item on the table. “Do you know what this is?” she asked while pointing at the oddly shaped bell.

“No idea,” Kazuma shrugged.

“It’s a magic item that lets us detect lies,” she explained briefly before leaning in and focusing. “Now, first off where are you from and what did you do before becoming an adventurer.”

“Japan and jacking off,” Kazuma snapped, not caring in the least how it sounded.

Sena glanced at the bell with a frown while the seated knight glanced at Kazuma’s back incredulously. “I-I see,” she coughed and regained her composure while trying to remember if she’d ever heard of such a place before. “And why did you decide to become an adventurer?” she followed up, finding she’d never heard of it before.

“At first it sounded like a fun way to make money and get famous, but I figured out really quick that it’s a crap job and all my coworkers are psychos,” Kazuma responded, drumming his fingers on the table impatiently.

Once again Sena glanced at the silent bell. “And did this attitude have anything to do with the lord’s mansion being destroyed?” she asked, eyeing him closely. “Did you have any grudges against him?”

“I couldn’t have cared less about the guy,” Kazuma said before waving his hand around the cell. “Though I definitely got an issue with him now,” he said leaning back in his seat with crossed arms and a scowl. “Could have just cleared all of this up in person but nooo just lock up an innocent guy and accuse him of being a criminal because of dumb luck.”

“You teleported an explosive into his mansion…” Sena pointed out with a frown.

“On accident!” Kazuma snapped, jabbing his finger her way. “What, were we supposed to just sit there and let that core blow us all up instead?”

Sena shifted in her seat a bit. “Random teleports of dangerous items are illegal-”

“And so are giant country destroying golems but look at that you guys didn’t do shit about it, we did!” Kazuma cut her off making her wince. “Look, you guys arrested me thinking I’m some kind of terrorist working for the devil king, right? So, let’s just clear it all up with your fancy lie detector here, shall we?” he asked while leaning in and staring right at it. “We did not send the core to that mansion on purpose, it was complete random chance that it ended up there and we’d all be dead if we didn’t send it away,” he looked up from the silent bell and stared at Sena as she continued to shuffle uncomfortably. “I am not working for the devil king.”

Sena sighed, lowering her head shamefully while the knight behind Kazuma rubbed the back of his head uncomfortably. “I seem to have made a mistake, I took all the rumors I’d heard about you at face value and made an assumption,” she bowed apologetically while waving for the knight to leave. “I am sorry.”

“I’ll uh, I’ll go get started on the paperwork,” the knight said with a quick apologetic bow of his own before rushing out the door.

“That’s more like it,” Kazuma said, glaring at the man’s back. “Honestly, listening to rumors without investigating first, what the hell is that?”

“I’m very sorry,” Sena replied timidly.

“Do you have any idea how much of my time you wasted with this stuff?” Kazuma asked coldly. “I could have been back at home celebrating that win with a bunch of wild sex but no! Instead, I’ve been stuck in a jail cell where I can’t even jack off in peace!”

Sena cheeks flared as she looked away from him. “I-If there’s any way I can make up for my mistake I’ll be happy to do it,” she assured him.

Kazuma just rolled his eyes. “As if,” he growled. “I already know you can’t let me out of here without filling out a bunch of stupid paperwork first, and I doubt you’d let me invite any girls over to pass the time while I’m stuck waiting,” he pointed out making the girl flush even deeper. “So, unless you’d ‘happily’ suck my dick and keep me company until I’m out you can just go and stop wasting my time!”

Sena trembled a bit as she looked back at the door. “A-are you that uncomfortable?” she asked, glancing at him sympathetically.

Kazuma snorted. “Lady I’ve been stuck in a grungy jail cell overnight and haven’t had a chance to empty my balls once this whole time, what do you think?” he asked mockingly.

Sena shivered from head to toe before sighing. “I-I’ll help you with that then,” she said while rising to her feet.

Kazuma blinked. “Pardon?” he asked, watching her as she shifted in place.

“I-I’ll help relieve you to make up for my mistake,” she said as she walked around the desk to stand at his side. “I’ll never marry anyway, so assisting you like this won’t make that much of a difference for me…”

Kazuma just stared for a long time. “Are you dumb?” he finally asked, flabbergasted by the offer.

Sena stumbled in place a bit. “Huh?”

“Wow…” Kazuma took a deep breath and massaged his temples. “Ok first of all: do you really think I can even get it up in a place like this? I’m backed up and pissed off, not desperate,” he said as she began fidgeting again. “Second: I know for a fact that even if I could there’s no way you could handle it fast enough before one of your coworkers showed up,” he pointed out making her jump as she seemed to think about that possibility for the first time. “Sit down,” he said while massaging his head some more.

Sena crept back to her seat and sank in pathetically. “I-I have to make up for this somehow-”

“Then just come to my place after this and do it then, it’s that easy,” Kazuma cut her off. “Though honestly I think I might pass on that given that weird marriage comment you made,” he grimaced trying to imagine what she could have possibly meant by never marrying. “I have enough perverts to deal with at my place already.”

Sena bristled and blushed deeper. “I’m not a pervert!” she hissed before the sound of a bell chiming filled the room.

Kazuma glanced down at the lie-detector while Sena just gaped and trembled. “Ok…” he rested his chin on his hand with a growing grin of amusement. “So, what are we talking about here? Whips and chains? Walking around town nude at night? Kid-diddling?” He watched her tense up and press her lips into a thin line. “Really?” He blinked with genuine surprise.

“W-wait, I haven’t done anything!” she hurriedly whispered while glancing at the door with terror as if it would burst open any second now.

Kazuma meanwhile just casually glanced at the silent bell. “Huh, well I guess you and I have something in common there then,” he leaned back and relaxed while she eyed him with stunned confusion. “Alright then, here’s how this’ll go: You come to my place after I’m out of here and we have a… discussion with me and my girls about this.”

“About what?” she asked, trembling in place again.

“About you getting to have some fun with some like-minded freak women since you’ll never marry?” Kazuma offered with a shrug before the door swung open.

“Ma’am, we need your signatures for some of the release forms,” another of her coworkers spoke while Sena did her best to straighten herself up and slap on a solid poker-face.

“I’ll be right there,” she nodded back to the man before turning to Kazuma to stare for a moment while the door shut again, practically vibrating in place because of the nerves. “Ok,” she finally replied with a shaky nod before getting up and to exit leaving Kazuma sitting there shaking his head with a chuckle wondering just how many deviant women there were in this town…

…

Sena gulped as she walked up to the manor behind Kazuma. “S-so how will this go exactly?” she asked nervously as he opened the door up.

“Hopefully with you loosening up,” Kazuma replied before snorting to himself as he realized the double entendre. “I’m back!” he called into the home.

Sena heard his name exclaimed by three voices before his companions suddenly appeared and came bolting up to him. “You’re out! We were so worried!” Aqua balled, practically tackling him in a teary hug. “What happened? How did you get out?” she asked as Darkness and Megumin clutched his arms with equal relief.

“I just told the truth,” Kazuma replied before nodding back at Sena. “And I found out we had something in common with the investigator.”

The girls finally took notice of Sena who shrank a bit as the trio glared at her. “Why is she here?” Megumin asked pointedly.

“I-I offered to escort him back home since my shift was ending…” Sena explained, eyeing the ground ruefully.

Kazuma rolled his eyes and peeled Aqua off him. “Oh come on, that’s not the only reason and you know it,” he chuckled as he came up and patted her on the butt making her jump. “There’s no point in keeping it quiet in here of all places, these three are bigger pervs than you could ever be.”

Darkness felt a flare of excitement growing in her as she looked the trembling woman over. “What are you talking about Kazuma?” she asked, mind already racing with scenarios that could have brought the woman of law here.

Sena’s cheeks burned, her lips flapping as she tried and failed to find words until Kazuma finally sighed and took over. “Sena here has an interest in kids and is convinced she’ll never find a husband,” he explained as the woman blanched and stared at him in horror as he just said it so casually. “So I figured I’d invite her over to see if she’d like to be the newest slut-wife I’d spice things up with around here.”

“What?” Sena blinked as the three girls seemed to relax.

“Oh so that’s what happened,” Darkness nodded as if it were only natural as she stepped up and grasped Sena’s hand. “Well then come in!” she exclaimed happily before dragging her towards the living room as the investigator sputtered. “It’s so exciting to meet someone new with taboo fantasies like ours!”

Aqua watched the woman get dragged away then glanced at Kazuma. “Do you really think this’ll be okay?” she asked with a hint of worry. “She is an investigator for the courts.”

Kazuma shrugged. “I don’t see it being a problem,” he replied casually as he walked after Darkness. “If she reports us we can do the exact same thing and she knows that.”

“Plus you have to admit, it does sound fun,” Megumin spoke up with a small grin. “Making some stuck up law enforcer into a criminal~” she hummed as they stepped into the room right while Darkness plopped Sena down on the couch before immediately starting to strip.

“That’s true…” Aqua nodded, enjoying the thought of dragging someone else down from a place of authority just to make them into a good for nothing whore for Kazuma’s pervert cock.

Sena trembled in place, her wide eyes glued to Darkness’ pregnant body as she casually removed her clothes. “W-w-what are you doing?” she stammered thoughtlessly as the crusader’s milky tits and swollen belly were exposed.

“Getting comfortable,” Darkness replied evenly. “I wasn’t sure when Kazuma would be back or if he’d be alone so I wanted to be good and keep those stuffy clothes on just in case,” she glanced at him lovingly as he stood a bit away with Megumin and Aqua. “Did I do good?” she asked hopefully.

Kazuma nodded with a grin. “You did good, you actually seemed normal when you answered the door,” he praised her before looking at Sena. “Darkness here is the worst out of these girls, whatever kinks you think you’ve got I’m positive she’s got it worse.”

Sena gulped a mouthful of drool as she looked at Darkness’ belly. “I-is that…” she pointed between the crusader and Kazuma.

Darkness nodded happily. “This is Kazuma’s child yes~” she nodded before slipping onto the couch beside Sena to whisper in her ear. “He’s going to wreck it and make it into a toy just like me~” she breathed out dreamily as Sena shuddered. “Is that something you’re looking for?”

Sena’s eyes darted around as she looked for an answer, woefully unprepared to be given a chance to actually say what she fantasized about. “I… I-I actually enjoy the idea of boys… being together,” she winced and squeaked out.

Darkness frowned. “Oh really,” she pursed her lips and thought about it for a moment. “That seems…” she trailed off as her thoughts shifted to a scene of Kazuma violating a slutty little blonde boy with her eyes, demolishing his guts and making his little underage dick squirt all over her face and tongue with every future ruining thrust. “Very fun~” she shivered, her pussy rapidly soaking a fresh spot onto the couch.

Sena blinked, surprised by the reaction. “You don’t think it’s weird?”

Darkness smiled while the others let out a laugh. “Everyone has their preferences~” she said as she glanced over to Kazuma. “Though speaking of preference… how do you feel about that Kazuma?”

Kazuma shrugged. “Well I don’t think I’d want anything near my ass,” he admitted while thinking back to some hentai and porn featuring slender feminine guys he’d run across back on earth. “But if I had to fuck a dude I guess it just depends on if you can make them girly enough for me.”

Sena swallowed and squished her thighs together as a heat bloomed in her belly. “S-so if I gave birth to a boy, o-or found one and groomed them to be feminine you’d actually have sex with them?”

Kazuma shrugged again. “Holes are holes.”

Sena’s breathing grew short as her heart pounded with excitement with every inhumane fantasy that began racing through her mind. “Can I see it? Y-your penis?” she asked, already trying to picture what would be demolishing the slender defenseless boys in her dreams.

Kazuma just raised an eyebrow with a chuckle. “Only if you strip first,” he said as he reached down and hooked his thumbs at his waistband.

Sena trembled in place before getting up on unsteady legs, glancing around bashfully at the other girls watching her with excited smiles and nods. “S-steal them from me,” she finally replied while clutching herself tightly. “L-like you could do to any boy on street~”

Kazuma shrugged. “Guess that would be faster,” he agreed with a raised hand.

And like that Sena was stripped bare piece by piece until she stood surrounded by a group of criminal perverts just waiting to add her to their degenerate gang, her knees knocking together as her damp pussy tingled and dripped beneath a tuft of black hair. “Now show it to me please~” she begged, eyeing the twitching tent at Kazuma’s crotch.

Kazuma chuckled before pulling his pants off. “Aqua, Darkness, help her warm up a bit,” he told them as he carelessly kicked the clothes off into a corner. “And you can get me ready,” he told Megumin as he peeled off his boxers and let his half erect cock flop out.

Sena let out a terrified whine as she took in the sight of the thick thing while Aqua and Darkness came to stand beside her, Aqua kneeling to spread open the law-woman’s thighs and stare at her wet lips while the crusader stood behind and held her in place at the shoulders. “Are you a virgin?” Darkness whispered in her ear as Aqua teasingly blew on her folds.

“I-I haven’t had sex yet,” Sena shook her head as her eyes were glued to Megumin kneeling to kiss and stroke Kazuma’s cock to its full length. “But I have a lot of toys I use at home-” Sena squeaked before moaning weakly as Aqua leaned in dragged her tongue along her pussy.

“Were you pent up a lot? Never being able to live your dreams?” the crusader asked the trembling woman as Aqua got to work tonguing her open and sampling the newest flavor she’d be getting used to later.

“Yes~” Sena whimpered, her eyes fluttering from the feeling of Aqua’s tongue as she watched Megumin drag her own all along Kazuma’s shaft before stroking her spit onto every slimy inch of the cock that made her a mother.

“No more~” Darkness promised, her own loose and well-bred cunt dripping onto the floor as Aqua made the woman in her arms shake and gasp. “Kazuma will make all your dirty little dreams come true, so be as awful as you want~” It was like that simple reassurance was all that was needed to flick a switch as Sena locked up and came hard, her already tense and excited body exploding as she flooded Aqua’s mouth with her juices while Darkness squeezed her arms to keep her upright as her legs gave out. “I think she’s ready Kazuma~” she called out while Aqua lapped up and swallowed the last of Sena’s sudden release while the woman shuddered and gasped trying to blink away stars.

“Can I help some more?” the goddess asked as she stood up and licked her lips. “I have something I want to test out.”

Kazuma gave Megumin’s head a pat before focusing on Aqua. “I guess it depends on what it is,” he told her as he approached while the little mage crawled behind him.

“She wants a boy right?” Aqua asked as she reached up to tap a finger over Sena’s belly making her twitch as she tried to get control of her legs back. “So you’d say it’d be pretty lucky to get exactly what she wants right?” she asked as she drew circles along the skin.

“I’d say so,” Kazuma nodded as he knelt beside Aqua before dipping a pair of fingers inside of Sena’s pussy making her tense up and squeal on her tip-toes as her back arched.

“I want to try buffing her luck~” Aqua shrugged, barely reacting as Kazuma began scissoring and finger-fucking his digits inside Sena even while she moaned and bucked wildly, too overwhelmed by the sudden feeling to even get a chance to beg for a break. “I kind of want to see what you’d do to some cute little sons~”

“Of course you would incest-freak,” Kazuma nodded as he tugged his fingers out and left Sena panting with fresh noodle legs.

Aqua just smirked and gave them a quick suck clean before popping them out her lips. “Don’t act like you don’t enjoy it pedo-NEET~”

Kazuma stood up and gave Aqua some pets as well. “Well let’s give it a shot, gotta make the new wife happy after all.”

“Wait…” Sena croaked, still shivering as they completely ignored her and did whatever they wanted to her sensitive body.

Kazuma looked into her unfocused eyes. “Hey,” he tried to get her to focus by lightly tapping her cheek. “The sooner you get my dick in you, the sooner you get to live out your BL fantasies,” he told her, watching happily as she spasmed with those half-lidded eyes. “Still want me to wait?” he asked, reaching down to spread and massage her soaked lips again.

Sena moaned hoarsely, drooling like a bitch in heat from both ends. “Please…” she whined, toes curling. “Please just get it over with already!” she cried, arching her back again as Kazuma flexed his fingers apart and stretched her folds.

Kazuma shrugged before flopping onto the couch. “Alright then, set her down,” he ordered while patting his thighs, his thick cock throbbing in anticipation.

The girls worked together without needing words as they got Sena into position with Darkness holding her up with her back to Kazuma’s chest while Aqua spread the lawwoman’s lips and Megumin held his cock to keep it steadily aimed until the tip was pushing its way inside. Sena groaned, tensing as she felt him enter and stretch her sensitive insides wide with each inch as the girls helped guide her down as gently as they could. She went completely numb when she felt him bottom out inside of her, pressing his spongey head against her deepest point, little shuddering gasps leaving her lips with every throb she felt within as Kazuma wrapped his arms around her to squish her tits.

“So? How is it?” Darkness asked excitedly. “Having your new husband stretch you out?”

Sena clenched around Kazuma tightly at the word husband. “Perfect~” she mewled, tears of pure joy pricking her eyes as her hands absently went to her stomach to rub against the outline his cock had made. “I-I finally get to be married, and I don’t have to lie anymore~” she turned to look at Aqua. “Please do it, I want to make as many boys as I can!” she panted, almost getting as excited as Darkness tended to do. “I want to raise them to be bad boys and watch this filthy deviant criminal abuse and use them!”

“You’ll be a criminal too you know…” Kazuma mumbled in her ear before blinking as she locked up and came around him again so suddenly that even the other girls were startled. “Wow you’re wound up!” he laughed as she trembled against him.

She smiled like a dope. “I’ve had to follow and enforce the law so much~” she said while squirming in his lap. “But now I can do what I want! I can be as bad as I want!” she cried with relief.

Darkness was genuinely teary eyed as she took Sena’s head in her hands. “I understand, it’s so liberating, isn’t it?” she asked, panting excitably herself. “Finally having the freedom to be as sick and demented as you want to be without having to care about the judgement of others is the best!” she kissed Sena’s forehead and pecked her lips before kneeling beside Aqua. “Do it now, I want to watch her get knocked up with twins! I want my daughter to grow up being used by her father and a pair of cute younger brothers! A thick deviant cock in every hole!”

Aqua shivered and pressed a hand to Sena’s belly once more, rubbing around the shape of Kazuma’s dick lovingly. “Mess her up good Kazuma~” she said as she cupped his sack with the other before pumping out a blessing into both, bathing Sena’s belly and Kazuma’s balls with golden tingling light.

Sena shivered at the feeling and whimpered when Kazuma’s grip on her body tightened as Aqua and the girls scooted back, still kneeling with their eyes glued to her quivering cunt. “I’m gonna make you pay for wasting my time in that jail~” Kazuma growled in her ear. “You three, get ready to eat her out a bunch,” he told the others as he lifted the investigator up his length before smashing her back down.

The other girls slipped their hands between their legs unconsciously as they watched Sena go wide eyed and slack jawed, a hoarse moan leaving her lips as her sensitive pussy came easily again. “It’s fun watching him break new people in~” Darkness said even as her insides tingled with jealousy.

“I guess we’ll be having a lot of fun then soon,” Aqua giggled as she reached over to rub the crusader’s belly while Sena began to howl like a wild beast as Kazuma settled into a rough pace, slamming her up and down his cock as if he were trying to beat her with it.

“Think we should go out of our way to bring in some people to ruin,” Megumin said, watching Kazuma ruin Sena while rubbing her own flat belly, wondering when she’d start swelling up with Kazuma’s baby like Darkness. “The more girls he breaks in, the more fun we can all have~”

“Oh that’s a good idea, do you have anyone specific in mind right now?” Aqua asked, her mind flickering to a certain coworker she’d just love to see get turned into a cum addicted mortal baby factory.

Megumin nodded. “There are plenty of girls back in my village who would be fun to wreck~” she replied before shivering as she briefly imagined Kazuma stuffing his cock into her mother and sister as brutally as he was here. “We do have a lot of money now…” she mumbled, thinking of her mother in particular.

Darkness pouted a bit as she found she couldn’t think of anyone herself. “I suppose all I’m good for is making as many toys for him as I can~” she sighed before clutching a fist and resolving herself. “Very well, if it’s all I can do then I’ll be the best teacher I can be and do my part to guide our children into being the best cum dumps for Kazuma they can be!”

Sena seemed to catch that bit of the conversation and shrieked again, spraying the floor for the umpteenth time as she imagined her future sons getting this kind of treatment on a regular basis. “Here it comes!” Kazuma snarled in her ear as he began to buck against her and hose her tightly clenched pussy with the first load of his unnaturally thick cum.

Sena went completely limp, her teary eyes rolling up and her body spasming with each glob of sperm she felt blast into her unprotected womb and work its way towards her defenseless eggs. “Sho~ much~” she slurred out of her drooling mouth as Kazuma’s cum began to almost immediately back up and ooze out of her and around his twitching shaft.

“Well, duty calls,” Aqua said as she happily crawled over and began lapping at the escaping seed, Darkness and Megumin following close behind to service and clean his sweat and pussy soaked nuts.

“Kazuma…” Sena groaned, rubbing her belly as her battered insides ached around the still rock-hard shaft stretching her out.

“I’m Kazuma yes,” he replied with a chuckle.

“You’re a perfect scumbag~” Sena moaned in pure ecstasy, mind already racing with dreams of this worthless human being defiling her and every boy she could get her deviant hands on for him.

“And you’re just another freak that seems to love that for some reason,” Kazuma stated as he stood up before pulling her off his shaft and letting a wave of cum splatter onto the floor. “Seriously I don’t get how all of the women in my life are bigger perverts than me,” he said with a shake of his head as he carelessly tossed her onto the couch on her back.

“It’s because you don’t care dummy~” Darkness replied before sitting up and licking along the side of his cum drenched cock.

“We can be as wrong as we want and you just accept it~” Aqua agreed as she crawled over to Sena before getting to work cleaning her freshly creampied pussy.

“Plus it’s your fault we all got this messed up in the first place~” Megumin sang as she stood up and leaned against him, reaching a hand down to stroke his shaft.

“Lies and slander,” Kazuma replied with fake indignance as he watched Sena shiver and clutch at the goddess’ head, struggling to keep sane as Aqua’s tongue expertly flicked inside until it was practically spotless aside from what had been pumped directly into her womb.

“All done Kazuma,” Aqua reported, wiping her lips with a thumb and sucking the extra cum off of it.

“Good girl Aqua,” Kazuma praised as he approached. “I guess you’ll be the first one to get a turn after I’m done breaking this one in,” he decided out loud as he mounted Sena and shifted her into a mating press.

Darkness and Megumin straightened up instantly with shock and betrayal in their expressions. “How come she gets to go first?!” They whined in unison as Aqua stood tall with a smug smile.

Kazuma just glanced back over his shoulder with a dry look. “Because I feel like it,” he replied childishly before turning back to Sena and kissing her without warning as he rammed his way back inside.

The investigator’s eyes rolled up again as she squealed into his mouth, the sounds of Megumin and Darkness whining and begging to be used first echoing in her ears and yet making no sense to her rapidly frying brain as Kazuma ignored everything and began jackhammering his cock into her freshly impregnated cunt all over again without mercy.

She’d never been happier in her life…

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Kazuma couldn’t shake the odd sense of DeJa’Vu he experienced as he found himself once again running from a group of giant toads, and yet at the same time he found he was equally put off by the almost unnatural sense of confidence he felt while doing so. There were about a half dozen of the humongous things by now all hopping after him hungrily, but there were still a few more on the plain that he was running towards in order to draw them into the “small” horde. Kazuma shuddered a bit as he thought of how strange it felt to be running towards these creatures on purpose, but the thought of what was waiting for him after they finished here swiftly smothered it and kept him running confidently.

“Come on already you big dumb frogs, I know you’re hungry!” he called ahead mockingly to the group of three sitting ahead of him. “Fresh human meat right here!” he said pounding his chest before grinning as they looked his way. “Finally,” he muttered as they began hopping to cut him off. “Lurk~” he cast, disappearing into the shadows and bolting in a new direction while the giant animals gathered up in a huge clump and glanced around in confusion.

Their pause didn’t last long though as a cry of: “Explosion!” echoed across the plain and drew their attention to another bright red human that had appeared for an instant before the toads were engulfed in a cataclysmic firestorm.

Kazuma’s pace slowed as he reappeared near the newly formed crater, steadily catching his breath before waltzing over to Megumin’s collapsed body. “Welp, that’s all of them,” he stated as he reached down to gather her up bridal style. “Good work today,” he praised her as he carried her over toward a suitable flat rock they had already prepared earlier with a soft blanket.

“You too,” Megumin smiled, her cheeks already turning pink as he laid her limp body down. “Have I mentioned how glad I am that Wiz taught you this Drain spell by the way?” she asked as he lifted her skirt up to reveal her pussy hidden behind nothing but what looked like a paper talisman slapped over it.

“You could always thank her yourself later,” Kazuma said as he peeled the pastie off releasing a gush of lukewarm semen from her entrance. “Now let’s get you back up…” he mumbled as he whipped out his rapidly hardening cock and lined himself up.

Megumin groaned blissfully as Kazuma sheathed his length inside of her for the third time on this job alone, feeling already beginning to return to her legs as Kazuma began pumping MP into her body through Drain Touch with each thrust he pounded with increasing force into her thoroughly used and creampied pussy. It had been such a wonderful discovery when they had first found out how effective the ability was when used during sex, and ever since that day Megumin had become an even hungrier and wanton slut for him. Every mission the duo went on together would always go the way they had just done: Kazuma would lure the target monsters together, Megumin would blow them to smithereens and then Kazuma would take his time recharging her while rutting her into the nearest hard surface like a wild animal.

Megumin couldn’t get enough of it, or how excited she felt whenever they returned to the guild hall to report on their successes, her womb full of cum sloshing around and tingling with every step. “I want that receptionist to join so bad!” she cried as Kazuma slammed away. “I want to make her eat me out after every job!” she said, shuddering just thinking of the blonde woman speaking to other adventurers with Kazuma’s cum coating her tongue.

Kazuma grit his teeth while she clenched around him maddeningly. “I’ll see what I can do,” he growled, bucking against her harder.

“Just rape her!” Megumin panted, her half numb arms wrapping around Kazuma, her nails clawing at his back. “Just steal her clothes right off and ruin her in some alley until she can’t think of saying no to you!”

Kazuma shivered even while his cock throbbed in response. “You’re scary lately!”

“Your fault!” Megumin screamed back, toes curling as she got dragged closer to the edge with each rough smack. “You and this dick! This dirty pedo-NEET, scummy monster dick!” she howled, gripping him like a vice as she came explosively.

Kazuma laughed through his grunts as he followed suit spewing a fresh load into the mage. “You love it,” he growled in her ear.

“Uh-huh~” Megumin shuddered with half lidded eyes, riding out the feeling of him filling her up all over again. “Love you~” she cooed, pulling his head down to kiss him.

Kazuma let her, enjoying the feel of her weak attempt at forcing her tongue into his mouth… at least until he noticed a steadily growing vibration thudding through in the ground. “Oh you gotta be kidding,” he grumbled as he sat up to glance around until he noticed another toad hopping their way. “Where did that one even come from?!” he exclaimed with annoyance as he stood and tucked his cock away.

“I don’t know but we’re killing it,” Megumin growled as she reapplied the seal to her pussy and got up on shaky legs.

“You don’t have enough to blast it yet though,” Kazuma pointed out.

“Then you hide us and we follow it until I can!” Megumin replied, bristling with anger over having her fun cut short.

Kazuma sighed and nodded. “Guess we’ll be getting home late today,” he mumbled before wrapping a hand around Megumin’s shoulder, readying his Lurk ability to hide them both.

Or at least he would have if the approaching toad didn’t suddenly pop from a bolt of lightning striking it from the side out of nowhere. “No! My revenge!” Megumin exclaimed with wide-eyed outrage.

Kazuma meanwhile just followed the path the bolt flew from, squinting until he finally noticed a girl in red approaching. “Who is this?” he asked no one in particular.

Megumin glared at the approaching figure until they got close enough for her to recognize them. “Yunyun?” she asked with confusion before wincing, realizing quickly why the busty girl would even be here.

“Good to see you still recognize me Megumin!” the newcomer proclaimed with a smile before pointing at the mage. “Today is the day we finally settle our score by-”

“Pass,” Megumin shook her head and crossed her arms as Yunyun twitched and her stance went crooked. “I used up all my power already to kill the rest of the toads out here, and now I want to spend some time relaxing with my husband,” she said making Kazuma blink as she so suddenly and casually played the wife card in public.

Yunyun seemed just as shocked by it as well. “H-h-husband?” she stammered, glancing between Kazuma and the mage with disbelief.

“Yes, husband,” Megumin repeated proudly. “And I want to go home and have him relieve my stress the way husbands should.”

Yunyun’s face lit up like a tomato as her lips quivered. “T-that… that’s not- you don’t just-” she fumbled through her words weakly. “W-what about our duel?” she squeaked out.

Megumin shrugged. “Well unless you want to duel to see who can handle my husband’s monster dick the best I guess you’ll have to wait.”

“Hang on,” Kazuma spoke up as Yunyun’s head practically began steaming. “Don’t you think you should introduce us before you go around offering my dick to a stranger?”

“Implying you wouldn’t enjoy pinning her to the ground and knocking her up like you did with me?” Megumin asked, patting her belly with a raised brow while Yunyun’s knees began knocking together as her brain was overloaded with each blunt word. “But if you must know, this is Yunyun, daughter of the current Crimson Demon’s chief, and my self-proclaimed rival.”

“Oh, so she’s another one of you guys,” Kazuma nodded to himself. “Well, I mean if she’s a friend of yours I guess I wouldn’t mind if she’s up to it,” he shrugged casually as Yunyun’s attention snapped onto him with wide almost fearful eyes.

But then her quivering lips slowly straightened into a somewhat shaky smile. “T-That’s a dirty trick Megumin, trying to fool me with such an obvious lie!” she exclaimed as if trying to psych herself up as she looked at Kazuma. “It’s good that she’s found a friend willing to go along with her tall tales, but lying like this won’t-”

“Oh, she’s not lying, I fuck the life out of her daily,” Kazuma cut the girl off with a casual wave of his hand that made her trip in place all over again. “And my kid is definitely in there,” he assured her as he gently tapped his knuckles against Megumin’s midriff. “In fact, if you and that toad hadn’t come along she’d probably be on her hands and knees getting back-shots over on that rock right now,” he admitted, pointing at the rock they’d just been fucking on.

Yunyun swallowed with a quivering smile even as the steam rising from her flustered face increased. “More empty words! But you’re not going to trick me Megumin!”

Megumin just rolled her eyes. “I mean if you want proof we can just do it in front of you,” she shrugged before clutching Kazuma’s shoulder and giving him a couple taps. “Though if we do it’ll have to be back home,” she told the girl as Kazuma picked her up like a bride again. “Follow if you want, but I’m not fighting you today,” she said while Kazuma turned and began carrying her back towards town to submit their quest and then head home.

Yunyun bit her lip as she watched them go but then jogged into place beside them. “Your bluffs have gotten better, but I know you Megumin and once you fold on this one you’ll have no excuse but to duel me like you’re supposed to!”

“Yeah sure,” Megumin sighed with annoyance before her eyes lit up with a sudden realization. “Although, if you really want to bet on it…” she glanced at the girl with a smirk that sent a fresh shiver of unease down Yunyun’s spine. “How about you be my slave for a month if I do prove you wrong?”

Yunyun shook off the feeling of paranoia and tried to stand tall. “Deal, I look forward to our battle,” she proclaimed with as much confidence as she could muster.

“And I look forward to seeing you get a baby put in you~” Megumin replied ominously making Yunyun shudder before pouting and looking away.

Kazuma meanwhile just shook his head. “You really are scary,” he mumbled under his breath.

…

Yunyun trembled in place on the couch, flinching with every wet smack and muffled moan that assaulted her ears as Megumin’s throat got violated in front of her with every thrust Kazuma roughly pounded into her face while the petite mage knelt and fingered herself dripping onto the floor. Yunyun hadn’t been ready for any of this at all! From the moment she stepped into this manor to the sight of a naked blue haired girl eating out a blonde pregnant woman she’d been overwhelmed into a shellshocked state, unable to do or say anything as Megumin briefly explained the situation before smugly dragging her towards the living room. All she could do after getting tossed onto the couch was watch as her rival stripped herself naked before kneeling in front of Kazuma and freeing a cock from his pants that made Yunyun’s eyes bulge and her mouth gape in shock.

She couldn’t remember how long she sat there after that just watching the debaucherous display, glued to the spot while Megumin just moaned and cooed into the dick she was allowing to brutalize her as if it was the greatest thing ever. “She did tell you,” Kazuma pointed out with a shrug after glancing at Yunyun’s flustered face.

“Mmph!” Megumin moaned, lightly tapping Kazuma’s thigh a bit until he caught on and tugged himself free of her throat, her eyes rolling up a bit and her pussy dripping onto the floor as she felt his thick tip scrape its way out before it popped from her lips. “And I’d say I won our little bet too,” she pointed out with a grin before clearing her abused throat. “Wouldn’t you agree slave?”

Yunyun stiffened at the offensive title, her trembling picking up. “I… I don’t…” how was she supposed to respond to that? Especially when she’d been proven wrong so quickly and so blatantly!

Kazuma watched her struggle for a bit and then sighed. “Look, you don’t have to do this if you don’t want,” he spoke up again, chopping his hand down on Megumin’s forehead the moment she bristled to rebuke him.

“Hey!” Megumin snapped, rubbing her stinging head as Yunyun looked at Kazuma with surprise. “She agreed to the deal and lost!”

“And knowing you I can understand why she believed you were bluffing,” Kazuma replied, pressing a finger onto Megumin’s sore head. “So do you really need to go and make me practically rape your friend just for being wrong?”

“She’d just end up loving it like the rest of us…” Megumin pouted.

Yunyun swallowed a lump in her throat upon hearing that claim and finally gathered herself enough to speak. “M-Mr. Kazuma?”

“I’m Kazuma,” he nodded.

“Megumin… Megumin is right,” the busty mage said, gripping the hem of her skirt tightly. “W-W-We had an agreement and I lost, so she has every right to claim her reward.”

Kazuma looked her over for a bit while Megumin’s face softened with a huff. “Even if that reward means I end up ruining you every day for a month and knocking you up?”

Yunyun’s eyes drifted down to Kazuma’s spit dripping cock, her body tingling a bit as she blushed deeper. “If that’s what happens because of my choices then so be it.”

Megumin smirked again as she slinked over and straddled her friend. “Big talk, but do you actually mean it?” she asked, pinching Yunyun’s chin and looking her in the eye. “I don’t want to hear you crying about changing your mind later,” she said as she slipped her other hand over Yunyun’s chest and gave one of her breasts a squeeze that made the girl suck in a gasp. “My husband just gave you an out, so unless you want to become a loose cock-addicted slut for Kazuma’s monster dick I suggest you go run away now~”

Yunyun tried to put on another brave face even while she shook so much it jostled Megumin on top of her. “D-Do your worst.”

Megumin shrugged. “You asked for it~” she cooed before pressing their lips together.

Yunyun yelped into her rival’s mouth, her nails digging into the couch beneath her as the taste of Kazuma’s cock and cum assaulted her, the heat and tingling in her body growing stronger as Megumin spread the mix of drool and cock juice over the other girl’s tongue with her own. When they finally parted with a trail of spit between their lips Yunyun was a complete mess, twitching and panting with half lidded eyes as her unprepared virgin pussy soaked through her panties and onto the cushion below. Another pathetic whine left her then as her body was slapped with a cold gust of air when her clothes suddenly began disappearing and popping into Kazuma’s hands one by one until she was fully naked.

Megumin sat back and stared down at Yunyun’s busty chest before letting out a displeased huff. “I was always so jealous of these fat cow tits of yours~” she stated as she reached down and cupped them. “But just you wait, a few more months and mine will finally start getting big too,” she said as she pinched her rival’s nipples and made her tense up with a mewl.

Yunyun shivered but gave a quivering smile as she reached back and squished Megumin’s ass. “B-But if Kazuma makes me pregnant, mine will just end up bigger again,” she replied defiantly with a squeeze.

Megumin gave her a rough pinch with narrowed eyes in response. “Then I’ll just give birth to more kids, that’s the whole point of getting knocked up in the first place,” she growled.

Yunyun swallowed and blushed deeper. “N-not if I have twins every time!”

“Triplets!” Megumin snapped, pressing their foreheads together for a moment until they locked lips again, practically fighting each other for dominance through the kiss as Kazuma just watched with a raised brow.

“Uh, not that this isn’t hot and all, but I’m kind of getting a little impatient,” the adventurer spoke up, tapping his cock.

Megumin pulled back again and stood. “So am I,” she agreed before pulling Yunyun up and then roughly shoving her to the floor. “Lay down and get ready, it’s time for my husband to claim you like property,” the petite mage commanded.

Yunyun looked up at Kazuma’s shaft and shivered before doing as she was told, getting down onto her back and spreading her legs, showing off her bare pussy that she spread open with trembling fingers. “Please enjoy me,” she squeaked out.

Megumin let out another huff then walked over and proceeded to straddle Yunyun’s face. “Forget enjoying this virgin, just hurry up and ruin her Kazuma, I need this idiot pregnant ASAP so I can put her in her place!” she growled, grinding her wet cum soaked pussy against Yunyun’s face while squeezing her tits again.

“Don’t have to tell me twice,” Kazuma chuckled, kneeling and getting into a comfortable position. “Though I have to admit, having a shy submissive girl like this is pretty fun already,” he pointed out, slapping his cockhead against Yunyun’s entrance, enjoying how she twitched and moaned into Megumin. “Maybe she will end up being my favorite~”

Megumin just smirked. “Oh please, that’s the one thing I know these small boobs of mine have over these udders,” she said, giving Yunyun’s chest a hard smack. “A dirty pervert like you will be way more addicted to me and all the horny little washboard loli daughters I’ll give you compared to this fat cow slut and any of her big tit brats that are too scared to do anything.”

Kazuma shrugged even while the two mental images made him throb. “Only one way to find out for sure I guess,” he said, lining himself up and taking hold of Yunyun’s hips. “Sorry in advance if you end up regretting this,” he told the busty mage before pushing his way inside as gently as he could.

Yunyun winced, whining into Megumin’s folds as she felt herself being slowly penetrated and stretched wide, her insides clamping around Kazuma’s length tightly with every thick inch he fed into her until he finally bottomed out against her deepest point, a bolt of electric pleasure jolting through her the moment he pressed against it. “It doesn’t make sense, does it?” Yunyun shuddered and tried to focus on Megumin’s sudden question as Kazuma’s heat soaked its way through her newly deflowered hole. “It should hurt having something that big poking into you that deep right?” She didn’t get a chance to think of a reply as a burst of stars filled her vision out of nowhere the moment Kazuma throbbed inside of her. “We had our friend Wiz get some really fun items to make Kazuma’s dick even better, we wanted to make sure all our kids enjoy getting their little cunnies destroyed by their awful pervert papa after all~”

Megumin grinned and reached down to rub her hand against the slight bulge running along Yunyun’s belly, patting Kazuma’s tip through the stretched skin. “His cock turns all that pain into pleasure instead automatically now, he can literally rape you until you thank him for it and beg for more if he wants to~” she explained, shivering as she let her fantasies of him wrecking and claiming other women and girls run wild.

Yunyun moaned, the taste of Megumin’s thoroughly cum-stained pussy dripping onto her tongue fogging up her brain, mixing with the unnatural pleasure assaulting her insides up to the point where she found she didn’t even care about the immoral and perverse implications of her rival’s words. She somehow cared even less when Kazuma actually started moving, a fresh shriek of unexpected bliss echoing into Megumin’s cunt as Kazuma reared back to give her a rough cervix punching thrust. Her eyes rolled up and her tongue twitched against Megumin as Kazuma settled himself into a merciless rhythm, plowing away at her with rapidly increasing brutality until she was swiftly forced into a spasming and screaming climax that came out of nowhere amidst the wild animalistic fucking.

Megumin shivered and rolled her hips, enjoying the gasps and croaks vibrating into her through Yunyun’s drooling mouth. “See Kazuma? Is this really that bad?” She asked, giving a flick to the tip of the bulge in Yunyun’s belly, the poor girl’s hips bucking as she squealed and squirted against Kazuma’s waist again almost instantly. “You could be doing this to girls all over the place, pinning them down and making them yours just like this~”

“What is it with you wanting me to rape everything lately?!” Kazuma panted, his fingers digging into Yunyun’s soft hips as he continued to violate her.

“It’s the way the world should be,” Megumin replied as if the answer were only natural, absentmindedly tapping the tip of Kazuma’s dick bulge every time he bottomed out in Yunyun. “I’m the greatest magician in the world, so it’s only fair my husband gets to turn all the rest of these good for nothing holes into baby making slaves~”

Kazuma shook his head, once again finding himself unable to believe what freaks he was stuck with. “So, anyone in particular, besides the guild manager?” He asked, focusing on ramming into a spot at an angle that seemed to make Yunyun scream and clench around him even harder, almost seeming to cum her brains out and soak herself against him with each slam against it.

“I want you to meet my mom and turn her into a cumdump~” Megumin admitted, grinding herself against Yunyun’s panting mouth as the girl continued to buck and thrash all over while her insides were beaten into mush. “I want to watch you put as many siblings into her as you can and then I want to watch my little sister call you daddy and lick your dick clean!”

“Would they be okay with that?” Kazuma grunted, digging himself in deep before succumbing to the pleasure and spraying the first wads of cum into Yunyun’s defenseless womb as the girl shrieked from the overwhelming sensation of his thick seed flooding her overstimulated body.

“You have more than enough money, so that money obsessed bitch will sell herself to you and be as messed up as you want without a second thought~” Megumin panted, focusing on the bulge pulsing with every fresh blast of perverted spunk defiling her trembling rival and no doubt impregnating her as she spoke. “And my little sister wouldn’t say no to you offering to give her a nice full belly, especially if it’s full of your tasty cum~” she went on, pushing herself up off Yunyun’s soaked face revealing the girl’s nearly braindead droopy-eyed expression and quivering lips. “And once she gets a taste of that evil cum of yours she won’t be able to resist letting her little untouched pussy get stretched and filled full of babies until she looks like this cow~” she said, tapping Yunyun’s cheek with her toe.

Kazuma swallowed hard as he glanced down at Yunyun’s fucked-stupid expression. “That does sound pretty hot…” he admitted as he reared back, drawing a hoarse groan out of Yunyun’s throat, her back arching and pussy dribbling as he dragged himself out of her with a sloppy wet pop.

“It will be,” Megumin agreed before kneeling beside her rival and grabbing hold of her hair. “But until then, this stupid fat chested slut will have to do,” she said as she tugged Yunyun’s head up. “Hey, slave, wake up,” she ordered, lightly slapping Yunyun’s cheek as the girl blinked herself back to some semblance of consciousness with a questioning whimper. “You need to suck Kazuma’s cock clean so we can go again,” she said as she carelessly helped Yunyun into a kneeling position, her freshly deflowered pussy twitching and oozing cum onto the floor the whole time. “I’ve got a month to make sure Kazuma fucks you so hard you forget all about this deal and have as many big-tit cow kids for him to use as you can with a smile on your face,” she explained as she pulled Yunyun over and pressed her cheek against the cum-coated dick that had just ruined her.

Yunyun shook, her jaw feeling numb and causing her to slur her words a bit. “He’sh… h-he’s still hard?” she whimpered, staring at the violently throbbing cock while her aching insides tingled and splattered a fresh glob of cum onto the floor.

“And he’ll stay hard,” Megumin warned her. “We’re going to bruise your throat next while you’re cleaning him and we’ll make sure he rapes your face so hard you pass out and wake up tasting his cum next week,” she hissed in her ear causing her rival’s labored breaths to come and go quicker.

Kazuma meanwhile just sighed and reached down to gently pet Yunyun’s head making her shudder. “Yeah, I’m not doing that,” he stated, ignoring Megumin’s immediate scowl and glare while he watched as Yunyun slowly glanced up at him with eyes he could have swore had hearts in them for a moment. “… Unless you want me to?” He asked with a hint of curiosity as the girl slowly reached up to grasp his dripping shaft with shaking fingers.

Yunyun took a weak breath, inhaling the overpowering scent of Kazuma’s cock and cum that made her eyes gloss over while Megumin raised an interested eye beside her. “I’m a slave for a month,” she spoke in a quiet tone even while her pussy tingled with need. “I-I’m supposed be beaten, a-a-and used for your pleasure whenever you want~” she stammered, sticking her tongue out and gently lapping at the side of Kazuma’s cock before letting out a muffled groan as she suddenly locked up and came again as the unnaturally addictive flavor assaulted her senses.

Kazuma swallowed a fresh lump in his throat as his cock throbbed in her near powerless grip, a dangerous glint filling his eyes while he took a deep breath. “It’s really not safe to say things like that around here,” he warned her, his hand on her head shifting to roughly grip her hair. “If it’s not me, then one of these messed up freaks might screw you up until your parents don’t recognize you.”

Yunyun trembled at the thought but her hands barely fumbled at all as she guided Kazuma’s pre-dripping tip to her lips. “You own me for a month, so whatever happens to me is your choice, right?” She whispered against his cockhead before wrapping her mouth around it and sucking down a mouthful of cum and pussy juice that made her eyes roll up with bliss.

Kazuma glanced over at Megumin who was staring at her childhood rival with wide eyes, blushing and panting with a hand between her thighs fingering herself desperately. “Alright Megumin you win,” he told her, earning an excited stare from his explosive loli wife as he slowly pulled on Yunyun’s hair until she was sputtering pathetically around the length of his cock, her nose buried in his pubes inhaling his musk as she tried and failed to swallow his shaft. “Let’s talk about breaking some new girls while Yunyun gets used to her new life…”

Chapter Text

Kazuma awoke to the familiar sensation of his cock getting serviced by moaning lips that eagerly sucked on his tip while soft hands massaged his shaft. “Morning Aqua,” he greeted, blinking away the last of his sleep while the blue haired goddess hummed and released him with a pop.

“Morning Kazuma,” she said with a smile before sitting upright and giving him a good look at her body that had at last begun showing clear signs of her own pregnancy. “So, it should be happening any day now, right?” she cooed, gently stroking him and her baby-bump while glancing at the door behind her. “Darkness must be losing her mind~”

“When is she not?” Kazuma chuckled as he got up off the bed. “Though I get your meaning, I’m excited too,” he admitted while his cock throbbed.

“Everyone is in the kitchen eating with her and keeping watch, we should probably go join them,” Aqua suggested as she hopped off after him before licking her lips as she watched his prick twitch. “She’s probably starving for another round.”

Kazuma nodded with a lighthearted sigh. “Yeah, she’s definitely gotten extra needy this past month,” he agreed, thinking back on the sheer number of times recently she’d practically jumped him demanding he plow her pussy into a cum drooling mess.

“I can’t really blame her that much, I’m sure I’ll end up being just as bad in a little while,” Aqua admitted, rubbing her belly affectionately as they made their way out of the room. “Megumin too when her last month hits.”

“Wouldn’t surprise me that much, all you freaks are rubbing off on each other too much,” Kazuma pointed out earning a childish raspberry from Aqua. “You even managed to corrupt Wiz and Yunyun,” he said with mock heartbreak.

Aqua just rolled her eyes. “Oh please, they might act all shy and innocent but they fit right in here,” she let out a chuckle thinking of Wiz specifically. “Especially that ‘pure, angelic’ Wiz of yours, she’s done the most to help screw us all up with all those pervy magic items she’s gathered.”

“The ones you told her to get,” Kazuma pointed out with a little grin of his own.

“The ones that she wasted no time picking up and using,” Aqua countered as they stepped into the kitchen.

“Kazuma!” Five voices cheerfully greeted him as he came in and took a seat at a table of five women all naked save for what looked like pasties on their nipples.

“I’m Kazuma,” he nodded with a lazy wave as they all went back to eating their breakfast. “How you feeling Darkness?” he asked the Crusader who was already turning pink with quick breathing as she stuffed another bite of thick cum-glazed food into her mouth.

“As excited as usual!” Darkness replied before pushing a mug of milk towards him. “I just got done making this and Wiz chilled it so it’s perfect, please hurry up and get ready, I want to get started!” she babbled, practically vibrating in place as she clearly struggled to keep herself from jumping him again right there.

“Appreciated,” he nodded, grabbing up the mug of cold breast milk and downing it with a groan of satisfaction.

It shouldn’t have tasted as good as it did, Kazuma knew that, but as Darkness stood up and walked over to him showing off her heavily pregnant body it made sense why the crusader’s milk tasted so unnaturally delicious. A large pink rune glowed on her swollen belly, an intricately designed womb tattoo that was clearly magical in nature, while the pair of flexible talisman patches stuck to the crusader’s visibly hardened nipples glowed with similar runes. Products from Wiz, more sexual items that provided effects such as increased sensitivity, a masochism effect that converted pain into unnaturally enhanced pleasure and an effect that enhanced the flavor of cum and milk while also causing lactation to always be available.

“Please hurry~” Darkness whined, bouncing in place as Kazuma savored his drink slowly.

Kazuma set his drink down for a moment to smile at her. “I’ll get to you when I’m finished you horny bitch,” he said in a cheerful tone that didn’t match the harsh words.

Darkness though just tensed up with a happy gasp, the rune on her belly flaring a moment as her eyes rolled up and a gush of arousal splashed on the floor beneath her. “I’m sorry, I can’t help it!” She mewled pathetically.

“You can, you just don’t want to,” Kazuma chastised her before pushing his mug over towards Megumin. “Can you fill that back up for me?” he asked the petite mage who grinned at Yunyun smugly as she took it.

“See this you dumb cow?” she asked Yunyun pointedly as she tugged the patches off her petite chest. “Even with those fat udders of yours he prefers my milk,” she taunted her rival as she worked to fill the mug up.

“Be nice Megumin,” Kazuma scolded her while Yunyun sank in her seat with embarrassment. “You know as well as I do that she tastes better than you do,” he reminded the explosive loli who regularly pinned her rival down to abuse her tits and guzzle her milk whenever the two girls got physical. “Yours just makes me extra horny which I need today for this greedy slut right here,” he said, pointing at Darkness with his thumb while Megumin slid the freshly filed mug towards Wiz who already had a ball of chilled air forming in her hand.

Yunyun’s lips curved into a soft smile towards Kazuma before she glanced at her rival. “M-Maybe when you actually start getting bigger you’ll start tasting better,” she suggested in an attempt to taunt back.

Megumin just scowled and roughly gripped Yunyun’s chest in response. “And maybe we can put you out in a pasture like the bimbo animal you are so I don’t have to hear nonsense like that?” she suggested while roughly pinching Yunyun’s nipples through her own patches making her squeal.

“I don’t think the locals would appreciate someone roaming around naked like that,” Sena spoke up through the latest bout of bullying. “Or at least the ones trying to act like they care about the law wouldn’t,” she said before sipping her own drink.

“Well if any of them are ladies you could always just lock them up on some bogus charge and interrogate them with your bell thing,” Kazuma said to Sena as the mug made its way back to him. “I’m sure if any of them are half as freaky as you turned out Megumin might get to finally watch me break in some strangers and I won’t have to feel bad about it,” he said before taking a sip that made his cock flex and gush with pre.

Wiz rubbed her thighs together a bit while Sena blushed and hid her face in her mug as the musky scent filled the room more with each gulp Kazuma took. “If you’d like to take less of a chance with random people I could always try to snatch up some of my naughtier customers for you~” the lich suggested, thinking back to some of the various adventurers that had come to her recently after hearing about the raunchier items that had made their way into her shop. “I’m sure they’d be easy to trick so you could break them to your heart’s content.”

Aqua smirked and gave Kazuma a side-eye but he ignored her and continued sipping. “Wow what a pure person,” the goddess said mockingly.

“I learned from the best,” Wiz replied with a gentle smile that made Aqua’s grin go a bit crooked. “Besides, bringing some perverted girls to Kazuma seems much more innocent compared to what you want me to do here,” she said while glancing at Darkness’ glowing belly, a mortified yet excited shiver making its way up her spine.

“Implying this brat won’t already be as horny as their mom the moment they pop out,” Aqua countered with a dismissive chuckle. “I doubt it’s possible for Darkness to even make a kid that won’t be a masochist slut ready to bend over for the first cock it sees.”

“God I hope so…” Darkness whined quietly, rubbing her thighs together as she dripped down her legs into a growing puddle. “Boy or girl, I don’t care which, I just want them to be as ready to serve Kazuma with their bodies as I am~”

“Speaking of boys…” Aqua trailed off and glanced at Sena. “Any luck finding some promising ones yet?” she asked the perverse lawwoman curiously.

Sena shook her head with a sigh. “None yet, though I do have an idea of somewhere I can look that I hope will turn out well ~” she answered vaguely while looking at Wiz. “Which I might need you for actually if you’re available later.”

Wiz tilted her head curiously but nodded. “I should be available after this since I’m sure the rest of them will be busy once it’s done.”

“Perfect, I’ll give you the details later then,” Sena said with a smile, a tingle of pleasure spreading through her as she let her imagination run wild while thinking of a certain Axis Cult town and its potential.

She was briefly pulled from her thoughts though when Kazuma finally finished the rest of his Megumin-mug with a happy sigh. “Alright, let’s get this over with!” he said with a clap as he stood and approached Darkness. “Aqua, come with me, the rest of you can keep on relaxing or come watch if you feel like it,” he said before unceremoniously yanking a handful of the crusader’s hair and dragging her along behind him, a blissful maddened giggle leaving her panting lips as her rune flared up again.

Aqua quickly fell into line beside the moaning blonde. “Come on lucky-lucky-luck~” the goddess sang, tilting forward to place a hand on Darkness’ belly and repeatedly pump blessings into it as they walked. “Let today be the day already you greedy baby, Kazuma’s been giving you constant cum baths for weeks now,” she stated with a pout as she rubbed the taught round skin. “And you need to stop being so greedy too Darkness,” she chastised the crusader with a pinch to the side of her tits that made her bite her lip happily. “We all want our turns with Kazuma too, but you keep hogging and draining him every day.”

“I’m sorry,” Darkness replied weakly, struggling to keep up with Kazuma’s pace as her legs threatened to give out from under her with every pulse of pleasure she felt spreading from her stinging hair and aching tit flesh. “I just want to make sure they’re addicted to his cum before they’re even born~” she breathed out huskily, trembling with joy as she was abused on all sides physically and verbally.

“And you think I don’t want that for mine?” Aqua asked with a raised brow as Kazuma swung open the door to a bedroom with a larger bed than the rest in the manor. “I’m the one that put this whole divine incest plan into motion after all,” she growled as she moved ahead to crawl onto the bed. “And I’m still pissed that some good for nothing Eris worshipper like you gets to watch her kid take Kazuma’s dick first.”

Kazuma chuckled a bit while he carelessly threw Darkness at the bed, sending her stumbling into it. “To be fair that is mainly your fault,” he told Aqua as he watched Darkness struggle to push herself up onto the bed and get into position. “All you had to do was beg me to ruin you like a good slutty goddess and I would have probably jumped you in those stables we used to sleep in.”

Aqua sighed mournfully as she watched Darkness settle onto her back and spread her legs for Kazuma. “Don’t remind me,” she grumbled as she crawled over to the crusader’s side while the adventurer got up after them. “If I had known what an evil blasphemous degenerate you really were I would have made sure you knocked me up before we even met the others,” she said, resting her hand on Darkness’ belly again to dump more blessings into it. “This slut would have been eating out my darling little demigods long before you ever graced her with kids of her own.”

“I’m sorry for being such a loose easy whore and taking that from you,” Darkness apologized, practically hyperventilating with excitement as Kazuma settled into place between her legs, his cock poking her swollen belly a couple times sending more sparks shooting through her.

“What’s done is done,” Aqua huffed before reaching up to peel off the pads covering the crusader’s milky nipples while Kazuma lined himself up with her sopping wet pussy. “I’ll just have to settle for making you and your brats pay for it until I’m satisfied,” she said with a smirk that made Darkness tremble.

“And hopefully we can get this first brat out today,” Kazuma spoke up as he slipped his tip inside. “I’m starting to get a bit bored of only fucking you,” he said, thrusting on the last word and knocking the air out of the crusader as he sheathed most of his shaft in one rough motion. “Dumb greedy sow,” he said using one of her favored insults as he slammed the rest right into her cervix making her eyes rolled up with a thoughtless groan. “Expecting me to care about this loose dirty pussy when I could be out looking for fresh ones,” he growled, rearing back and giving her another hard thrust. “Some righteous crusader you are, you’re really just a braindead perverted bitch!”

“Only for you~” Darkness moaned, tightening around him as she fisted the sheets.

“Bullshit!” Kazuma hissed giving her a rougher thrust. “You moaned all the time about the idea of me whoring you out to other men,” he said, eyeing the rune on Darkness’ belly flaring with every cervix pummeling smash. “What happened to that you dumb slut?”

“I was stupid back then!” Darkness whined, staring at Kazuma with eyes full of love and adoration while drool dripped out the corner of her mouth. “I was a stupid needy bitch that thought any man could relieve me!” she cried out before gritting her teeth when Aqua suddenly pinched her nipple making it squirt. “B-but not now, now I know you’re the only one for me?!” She screamed in surprise, her pussy clenching like a vice as Kazuma suddenly rubbed a freezing cold thumb against her clit.

“And what’s so great about me that changed your mind?” Kazuma asked, continually casting Freeze as he roughly ground the digit against Darkness.

“You’re a monster!” The crusader squealed ecstatically, her hips bucking. “You beat me, demean me, treat me like a toy more than a human being!” She babbled lifting her hands from the torn sheets to rub her belly. “You filled me with a child you won’t even care about, told me your plans to defile it when it’s born with this evil cock!” she moaned, tightening herself again around his shaft as he continued to plow her. “You gave me everything I could ever want! I love you, I love you, I love you!” she threw her head back and howled, her nails scratching against her own skin as she came around him.

“Yeah well the only thing about you I love is how easy you bend over,” Kazuma said, reaching up to rub the nipple Aqua had been abusing making Darkness gasp happily as she continuously twitched around him. “So, I’m going to make use of that and put this slutty body of yours to work after all,” he told her as he pinched her with his freezing fingers making her squeak.

“What do you want me to do?” Darkness asked immediately.

“You’re going to work with Sena, and you’re going to whore yourself out to whatever kid she finds,” he told her with a flick to her chilled nipple. “You’re going to be that little brat’s personal training doll, you’ll be the hole he’s inside whenever you bitches need to make sure the items Wiz uses work on his body,” he continued as he slapped his hand into her hip and roughly squeezed the skin to get a better grip to fuck her with.

“Uh-huh?” Darkness nodded, hanging on every word, letting her deviant fantasies take over as Kazuma began railing her in earnest.

“Then you’re going to train him every day to be my personal butt-slut, you hear me?” Kazuma asked her, slamming into her so hard even Aqua was glancing at him and shaking even while she fingered herself intently. “I want that kid so screwed up he’s ready to give his baby to me with a smile on his face before I ruin his ass so hard you end up choking on the cum I fuck out of him into your dumbass mouth!”

“I’ll do it!” Darkness cried, struggling to stay conscious as her vision swam with stars every time she got bashed into. “Any child I groom will worship you before they even meet you!”

“Worship? Wouldn’t that be a problem for Eris?” Aqua asked dumbly even while her blush grew, knowing there was an ever so slim chance Eris could be watching over this having her name spoken so much.

“Fuck Eris!” Darkness screamed without hesitation, her eyes manic with pleasure. “Eris can’t make me feel this good, Eris won’t let me be this honest!” she said as she began tearing up the sheets as she clawed at them. “Kazuma is worth worshipping, Kazuma is a much better god, I’d hold Eris down and let you bless her holy body with your deviant cum if I could!”

“That’s what I want to hear,” Kazuma grunted, actually getting turned on a bit extra by the thought of that other goddess he met being put in that situation. “From now on I’m your fucked-up god,” he stated, digging his fingers into her skin hard enough to make her bleed. “Any time you pray you pray to me, any kids or people down on their luck you find that you think you can get away with fucking up you make them perverts that want my dick!”

“Yes-yes-yes!” she Darkness cried, happily spitting on her own god as a mortal scumbag like Kazuma rutted her like a filthy mutt in heat so hard she came again.

Kazuma followed soon after, giving the crusader a final brutal thrust that pressed him against the entrance to her womb before his throbbing cock began to pump thick hot cum inside her, bathing their unborn child in the latest rush of incestuous sperm. He watched her closely as she came, enjoying every tremble that passed through her as she moaned looking like a half braindead animal with every new rope of cum he forced into her. But then a more violent shudder suddenly went through her tense body, a surprised gasping yelp leaving her lips as her half-lidded eyes shot wide while a rush of fluid pushed against and around Kazuma’s cock to soak the bed.

“K-Kazuma…” Darkness whispered, her shocked mouth swiftly curving into an ecstatic smile.

Kazuma blinked for a moment and glanced at an equally stunned and horny Aqua before he tugged himself free of her still spasming cunt unleashing a torrent of cum as Darkness groaned from the relief in pressure. “Hey everyone-” he didn’t even get to finish because the moment he turned around he found the door already open with each of the other girls standing there panting and trembling, puddles of arousal soaking into the floor beneath them.

“We came to watch halfway through…” Megumin explained, rubbing her thighs together as she and Yunyun used each other for support.

“I-It’s finally happening then,” Wiz said, walking up on wobbly drenched legs to set a briefcase down on the bed.

“Yep,” Aqua nodded, shaking herself out of her stupor and taking Kazuma’s place as he hopped and made his way to the other side of the bed.

“It’s happening, it’s finally happening, I’m about to be a mother,” Darkness babbled under her breath, barely flinching as her body occasionally convulsed. “Please be a girl, please be a girl, please-” she was cut off when Kazuma grabbed her by the hair.

“Stop talking,” Kazuma ordered as he pulled her over until her head hung off the edge of the bed with Aqua crawling after her with her eyes clued to the crusader’s pussy. “Start sucking,” he told Darkness as he slapped her cheek with his cum-soaked shaft. “If you freaks really want me to fuck a damn baby, then I’m gonna do it right while I’m as hard as I can be.”

Darkness wasted no time opening her mouth and engulfing his cockhead, an animalistic moan vibrating through her and into his shaft as the taste of cock and cunt juice mixed and coated her tongue, her moans spiking and her pussy squirting with pleasure as he easily slipped the remainder of dick meat into her throat, his sweaty nuts resting on her nose and filling her lungs with musk. It seemed like she was more interested in dutifully sucking his dick at that moment than giving birth to her first child, she barely even heard Aqua’s encouraging words or comprehended them as she focused so much of her attention on massaging Kazuma with her tongue and gulping around his length. Aqua meanwhile just focused on the task at hand, keeping her palm on Darkness’ belly pumping heals into her to make sure she and the baby remained safe the whole way as she watched the crusader’s bruised and battered pussy convulse and stretch a little bit at a time.

Then it finally came, with a fresh howl of bliss echoing into Kazuma’s cock Darkness came all over again as the head of her baby slipped out quickly followed by the rest, the newborn easing its way out of its mother’s abused and loosened cunt far easier than a child should while accompanied by a final torrent of backed up cum and arousal. Aqua gulped as she picked the child up while Kazuma eased his spit-shined cock out of Darkness’s throat, everyone present watching in silence as the collected filthy juices on its tiny body shifted into pure clean water that slid right off its pale skin until at last a perfectly healthy female infant lay breathing peacefully in the goddess’ trembling hands. Aqua made a quick swipe of her finger over the newborn’s belly, removing the umbilical and healing over the baby’s bellybutton before she crawled up to Darkness to put the baby on the crusader’s chest.

“She looks perfect~” Darkness mewled as the baby blinked and squinted with a pair of eyes as green as Kazuma’s before instinctively latching onto the crusader’s tit to begin greedily sucking. “Wiz, please get to work now~” she asked as she shifted the infant so her belly was exposed.

“You’re not going to name her?” Kazuma asked curiously as the lich got onto the bed and made her way over with her case full of magic tools.

“Do I need to? She’s nothing but a cocksleeve made for her father’s degenerate dick,” Darkness answered without hesitation, shivering with curled toes as Aqua went to work healing her belly, the deflated and stretched skin shrinking and tightening back to its original shape with each flash of magic.

“Well with how many brats you’ll no doubt be popping out I’d prefer if I could single them out,” Kazuma said, flicking Darkness’ head while Wiz carefully dipped a delicate brush into a shimmering inkwell and began painting a pink symbol on the child’s belly. “If we did it your way whenever I ask for a cocksleeve I’d get buried in a pile of nameless brats.”

“Would that really be such a bad thing?” Darkness asked already imagining the scene happily.

“Eventually yeah, so give your daughter a name you worthless cunt crusader,” Kazuma ordered her before a brief sound of sizzling could be heard while the infant let out a happy coo as a fresh magical womb tattoo branded itself onto her skin.

“Called it,” Aqua laughed weakly as the newborn masochist enjoyed the sensation that every girl here knew from experience was a bit painful until it turned on.

Darkness shifted her baby and gently stroked a thumb over the new tattoo with a smile even as it slowly faded from sight. “Let’s keep it simple and call her Tina,” she decided, using part of her own name.

“Pretty lazy, but whatever,” Kazuma shrugged before switching places with Wiz, sitting down on the bed with his cock pointing up. “Now, we doing this or what?”

“Definitely,” Darkness moaned, pushing herself up and kneeling with her baby in her arms still sucking her milk. “It’s time to get some of daddy’s milk now Tina~” the crusader sang as she tugged the infant off and held her towards Kazuma.

The baby grumbled a little as her meal was taken away but then the moment she was handed over to Kazuma a sudden drastic change came over her: The rune that had just disappeared flared back brightly, a blush engulfed her tiny face, her breathing became erratic and her tiny pussy became visibly wet with arousal as she cooed and trembled with a dopey smile. “Whoa…” Kazuma blinked, surprised by the sudden change in demeanor and by the fact that a newborn was getting horny and wet out of seemingly nowhere. “That rune really works…”

“Oh she’s just perfect!” Darkness squealed proudly. “She recognizes her papa instantly and gets ready to be used the second you touch her! Such a good girl Tina~” She cooed, leaning to kiss her baby’s forehead. “Give her a reward Kazuma, your baby needs her little cunny destroyed by that evil cock-” she tapered off into a pleasured whimper as Aqua flicked the side of her head.

“Actually, it would probably be safer to do it gently this early,” Aqua spoke up, reaching down and pressing the infants wet slit open with a thumb.

Wiz nodded, eyeing the pink untouched flesh as her hands shook. “The rune makes us a bit more durable to help with how… rough sex can get at times, but I don’t think she’d be able to handle the whole thing just yet,” she said as her eyes dropped down to the ridiculous prick the baby was hovering over. “J-Just the tip for now probably…”

Darkness pouted as her child’s ability to act as a relief toy was questioned. “She could probably handle it…” she said before shivering a bit as she licked her lips. “Though I guess I wouldn’t exactly mind pleasuring you until you came inside of her~” she mumbled already leaning down.

Kazuma thought about it for a bit until he glanced at Yunyun and Sena still standing by the door trembling and panting. “No,” he finally said making Darkness stop as he grabbed his kid and positioned her tiny untouched hole over his thick tip. “Sena, Yunyun, come here,” he ordered them as he lowered Tina down, a guttural moan leaving her tiny lips as her pussy was pressed against him.

The lawwoman and mage tensed as they were called on but did as they were told and approached, crawling up onto the bed and kneeling in front of Kazuma, their eyes glued to his cockhead practically kissing his own child’s pussy. “Y-Yes master?” Yunyun stuttered.

“It’s been a month now Yunyun, you’ve been free to go for a couple days now,” Kazuma pointed out to the tense busty mage before looking at an equally wound-up Sena. “And you might be a freak with some wild fantasies, but this is the real deal,” he told them as he pushed Tina down, her groan rising an octave as her tiny pussy lips stretched around his tip. “I’m about to stick my dick in this baby, just like I plan to do with the kids of every other woman in here,” he said as he glanced around seeing the other girls trembling and panting excitedly. “If you’re really okay with that, if you really want to be a part of it like the rest of these sick, evil bitches and Wiz…” he trailed off as he gave Tina another shove and her eyes rolled up, her lips pursing in a slutty drooling O as Kazuma’s tip punched its way into her virgin cunt. “Then you need to make me cum.”

Yunyun wasted no time, dropping down to kiss Kazuma’s nuts. “I belong to you, I decided that myself~” she admitted, glancing up at the stretched hole while Kazuma’s cock throbbed and made the baby moan. “Just tell me what you want me to do and I’ll do it, I don’t want to think or try to make friends anymore I just want to be surrounded by friends and be able to compete with Megumin all the time!” she whined before she got to work practically polishing his balls as gently as she could.

Sena took a deep breath and got face to face with Kazuma. “You’re my husband, you let me be as honest about my fantasies as I want without judgement and even gave me everything I needed to pursue those deviant dreams,” she said before giving him a peck to the lips. “So, I’m going to go lick your cock so you can creampie your infant daughter now while imagining what my son will look like in this position~”

She didn’t have to do so for long, Kazuma had been so riled up from the constant barrage of perverse acceptance from the collection of women around him that the moment Sena licked her way up a vein along his shaft he came undone and unleashed a load. Tina moaned hoarsely, her tiny body locking up as she experienced her first climax minutes after her own birth as her father caused her underaged pussy to overflow with incestuous cum. The other girls present just remained still and watched, soaking the floor and sheets beneath them as they got to see her infant juices and Kazuma’s excess semen gush out of her thoroughly stretched cunt, dripping down onto Sena’s eagerly swiping tongue and making her tense up and gasp at the unnaturally addictive flavor that assaulted her senses and made her womb throb beneath a flaring pink rune.

Kazuma took several calming breaths as he felt Tina go limp against him, her head resting numbly on his chest while her body twitched with dumb giggles. “Alright…” he spoke up, glancing around the room at the assembled perverted women that seemed to care less about what they were doing now than he did. “Who wants to clean her up and make room for the next load first?”

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Megumin panted as she sat on the manor’s communal bed, feverishly toying with Yunyun’s pussy while the busty mage did the same to her, their eyes glued to Kazuma as he held his two-week-old child Tina and practically used her like a toy, dragging her up and down his length as she cooed and spasmed, her arms and legs hanging limp as her grinning head lolled thoughtlessly. Megumin flinched and clenched around Yunyun’s fingers as she watched Tina cum repeatedly, her tiny stretched pussy squirting with pleasure every single time Kazuma tugged her small form as far down his length as he could. The infant had gotten quite good at taking him over the past few days culminating in the current cervix beating sex, though with how much Kazuma had laid into her every single day none of the girls felt that surprised by the progress. It no doubt helped a significant amount as well that the little slut he was abusing with such wanton abandon was Darkness’ daughter, but even with that fact it scared them a little bit due to just how much Tina could take happily.

The girls and Kazuma had collectively agreed the day of Tina’s birth that the plan moving forward was to be gentle with the newborns for at least a month or two before they started training their bodies to take more of Kazuma’s dick, to allow them to grow used to it bit by bit… but then the horny little bitch had started teasing Kazuma. As soon as her eyes had cleared up after the first week she’d began playing with her pussy, or patting her womb-tattoo whenever Kazuma was around, cooing for him and whining whenever he gave her to one of the other girls and left her sight. Anytime he picked her up intending to play with her gently the little slut did her best to hug his cock and slurp on his tip, grinding her tiny body against his length and moaning with lustful eyes until he just couldn’t stop himself from ramming his dick into her inviting cunt, consequences be damned.

Though to be fair the consequences weren’t that bad, merely some easily healed bruises from gripping her too tightly here and spanking her too hard there, plus whatever puddles he ended up making her squirt onto the floor until he finally pumped her developing young womb full of hot spunk. Tina herself certainly didn’t complain about it, Megumin and the others had never once seen or heard the little nympho cry except for when Kazuma didn’t spend at least an hour demolishing her until she happily passed out. The little cock-addict didn’t even shed a single tear when Darkness left with Sena and Wiz a few days ago to help the lawwoman with the perverted project she was working on in an Axis Cult town that they had briefly explained, she was too busy squealing with joy as she got railed and filled.

“Mine’s going to be better~” Megumin vowed under her breath, rubbing her belly with her free hand as she curled her fingers inside Yunyun roughly. “I’m not going to let that freak and her daughters beat me!”

“M-Maybe we can work with Wiz and get some more magic items that could help?” Yunyun suggested, shivering as she watched Kazuma reach into a porcelain bowl beside him. “We’d have to wait for her to get back first though…” she trailed off, gulping as she watched him pull out a tiny pink tablet that he poked into Tina’s mouth, her lips eagerly wrapping around his finger and sucking.

“Or we can just do stuff on our own!” Megumin snapped impatiently as she watched the infant obediently swallow the fertility drug, failing to remember just how many of them she’d seen Tina take today, let alone how many the baby had taken total since her birth. “I’m tired of waiting so long to bring in someone new!”

“Then go find someone new already,” Kazuma grunted as he slipped his fingers down to rub Tina’s glowing tattoo, the digits shining as he cast a blessing into her little womb. “I’m tired of hearing you whine about that so much, I’m trying to focus on getting this needy brat pregnant damn it!” he growled as Tina giggled stupidly at the tingling sensation settling inside of her. “Go grab that damn receptionist or something, you never shut up about wanting me to rape her after all!”

Megumin blinked. “R-Really? You’d actually do that to her?”

“I just said I would, didn’t I?” Kazuma asked impatiently as he gave Tina another rough slam before shuddering, his tense throbbing cock swelling and flooding into her already cum stained pussy as she let out a half-conscious gurgle with thoughtless heart eyes. “Who knows, maybe she’ll help me find a way to finally keep this little animal satisfied,” he hoped aloud as he fished out another fertility pill and slipped it into her drooling mouth.

“Should you really be feeding her that many?” Yunyun asked with a faint bit of genuine concern as she tugged her fingers free of Megumin’s folds before flinching as her rival did the same.

“What better way to keep this little bitch occupied than to put a baby or two in her, right?” Kazuma asked, tugging the small child off his cock before turning her to face him as the two mages got off the bed. “I know we were trying to play it safe and not break these kids but let’s be real this freak would just get off on it like her damn mom!” he complained, reaching up to peel a pair of tiny talismans off her nipples. “So screw it, I don’t care if she breaks, if this dumb bimbo wants me to fuck her life up before she’s even lived a month then I’ll do it!” he stated before leaning in and sucking on one of the tiny swollen buds, a gush of ridiculously sweet milk wetting his tongue and making his shaft flex angrily before he paused to look at them. “And tell Aqua to get in here, someone needs to clean up all this damn cum if you two aren’t here to eat this bitch out,” he ordered, glancing around at all the small stains of cum splattered over the sheets and the floor beside the bed that the two mages didn’t weren’t able to keep from spilling.

Megumin and Yunyun both looked at each other a bit uncomfortably, shifting in place until the petite mage finally took a steadying breath. “Aqua actually went into town on an errand, she didn’t know when she’d be back either…” she winced, knowing it’s not what he wanted to hear.

“Of course she did,” Kazuma grumbled with a roll of his eyes. “Great, just great, so the whole manor will end up stinking like jizz until she’s back then,” he whined before carelessly dropping Tina down on the bed, a gush of cum spurting out of her gaping pussy the moment her belly hit the sheets. “Whatever, just hurry up and get going already, I’m gonna be stuck here satisfying her all day!” he snarled, raising a hand and spanking Tina’s tiny butt earning a happy yelp from the smiling infant slut.

Megumin gulped as she watched Kazuma begin laying down a torrent of slaps into his daughter, a joyous squeal leaving her lips with each clap of his palm against her rapidly reddening ass. “W-We’ll try our best to get a new girl ready for you,” she promised, earning a grunt in response as Kazuma focused more on beating the baby’s backside than listening. “Let’s go get ready,” Megumin told Yunyun as they made for the door.

“I hope Ms. Luna will be easy to convince,” Yunyun said as they went to their shared room.

“I doubt it’ll matter, I already told Kazuma once he could rape people until they ended up thanking him and I meant it,” Megumin reminded her rival with an evil grin. “And that’ll only be easier after we stuff her full of all these pervy drugs and potions Wiz bought for us,” she said, her smile growing as she glanced at a briefcase by her bed looking much like the one Wiz had with her the day Tina was born. “By the time we’re all finished with her she won’t be able to remember a life without Kazuma’s cock~”

…

Despite Megumin’s preparations and the willingness of the two Crimson Demons to do anything to succeed at their mission, when they actually went about singling Luna out and getting her to come with them it ended up being surprisingly easy. All they had to do was ask if the overworked and stressed-out guild receptionist wanted to come with them for some drinks and within minutes of entering the bar she’d drunk herself stupid, whining and venting about work and being single and how she’d give anything for a decent man. From there it had been no trouble carrying her over to Wiz’s shop for a quick pit-stop, getting inside with one of the spare keys the lich had given to the perverted group and then laying Luna down on a comfortable bed Wiz had installed in the back.

“It’s just not fair,” Luna whined for the umpteenth time, rolling around on the bed limply as Megumin got to work sorting out the various items in her case onto a nearby table while Yunyun sat with the receptionist. “I’m still young, I’m beautiful, just look at me!” she exclaimed, gripping her chest and playing with her sizable breasts. “I get harassed all the time because of these damn things so why can’t a decent guy show up and appreciate me already?”

“Life can be pretty unfair,” Yunyun comforted her, gently petting her hair.

“It’s even worse because Sena had to go and find herself a man,” she practically spat the lawwoman’s name.

Megumin and Yunyun blinked at the mention of Sena’s name, not knowing the two were acquainted. “You know her?” Megumin asked as she went back to sorting and preparing items.

“Know her? We’ve fucked more times than I can count just to try and relieve this stress!” Luna admitted carelessly thinking to all the times they’d eaten each other out or gotten off while making out.

“Really?” Yunyun stopped petting Luna for a moment, dragging her finger down to softly trace the drunk woman’s lips. “Do you need some help since she’s apparently not around anymore?”

“Would you help?” Luna asked, her foggy eyes visibly pleading. “I can’t take it anymore, being alone sucks so much!”

“Of course we’ll help, you’re always so good to us at the guild hall,” Yunyun assured her, tracing a finger down to Luna’s chest. “It’s only fair we help relieve you after all of that,” she said as she began carefully stripping the older woman.

Luna shivered as her skin was slowly exposed with each piece of clothing removed, grumbling to herself the whole time as she went along with it without resistance. “Seriously, how is it fair that a pent up shotacon like her can land a man that makes her happy, but I can’t?”

“Sena’s a shotacon?” Megumin asked with mock surprise, having heard the woman openly go over her plans involving young innocent little boys plenty of times and not being surprised one bit if she let it slip while drunk.

“Of course she is, men are so damn worthless after all!” Luna groaned staring up at the ceiling, barely thinking at all about what she was saying. “Who wouldn’t be tempted to snatch some cute kid and just telling him what to do?”

“You’ve thought about doing that?” Yunyun asked, peeling off Luna’s visibly damp panties, exposing her pussy and the small tuft shaved into a tiny blonde arrow pointing down at her dripping folds.

“Do you know how many kidnappings we deal with monthly?” Luna replied, rubbing her thighs together. “I’ve had to deal with so many scared teary-eyed little boys waiting for their guardians after they’re rescued, it’s hard not to imagine some of them squirming in my hands and calling me mommy~” she breathed out huskily, dipping a finger between her legs and curling it inside of herself.

“What would you do if I said we knew a man who could make you happy and wouldn’t care if you kept some cute boys on the side?” Megumin asked, readying an inkwell and quill as Yunyun carefully moved Luna flat on her back and spread her legs.

Luna snorted sadly. “I’d call you a liar and ask why you’re teasing me,” she replied before sucking in a gasp as Yunyun went to work gently exploring her folds with her fingers and tongue.

“And if I told you I wasn’t lying?” Megumin asked as she approached with a shimmering inkwell and brush while Luna trembled and bucked in place, whimpering from Yunyun’s skilled touch. “If I told you I knew the man Sena bagged, and that he would welcome you with open arms and give you anything you wanted no matter how messed up it is?” she asked, sitting down and gently tracing a circle on Luna’s exposed belly with the dry brush.

“I-I’d ask how you can be so sure~” Luna panted, toes curling and nails digging into the sheets.

“Because I watched him put babies in two other women before he even met Sena,” Megumin replied before watching Luna arch up on the bed, hips spasming as she came with a choked whine. “So, if you’re really that desperate I’d be happy to introduce you to him,” she continued as Luna fell back on the bed, shuddering and gasping weakly while Yunyun gave her some parting licks before backing up and swallowing her juices. “Though you’d need some preparation first, since it’s sort of an all-or-nothing kind of relationship.”

Luna rubbed stars out of her eyes with a numb hand, trying to gather her thoughts and regain feeling in her legs. “W-what would I need to do?” she asked, her desperation, drunkenness and pent-up stress making her want to jump at the opportunity without thinking.

“You’d need to be prepared to get a baby put in you tonight,” Megumin replied, tickling Luna’s skin some more with the brush as she tensed up with another whimper. “And you’d have to be prepared to see your new man wrecking someone a bit on the younger side when you meet him~”

Luna glanced at Megumin, sizing up her petite form. “H-how young?” she asked, failing to keep a quick flash of imagination from picturing the small mage getting ruined by a cock far too big for her slim body.

“Let’s say on the illegal side~” Megumin replied vaguely. “Worse than us at least~”

“And Sena is okay with that?” Luna asked, her fear at what she was hearing sobering her up quite quickly even while her pussy clenched and tingled as she became more and more aware of the situation she was in.

Megumin smirked and leaned down to whisper in her ear. “The only reason Sena joined was to watch her infant sons get wrecked the same day they’re born~”

Luna gulped, struggling to keep her voice from shaking. “I… I-I suppose I could see what the fuss is all about…” she’d just report them after seeing what they were doing right?

…

The moment Luna stepped through the manor doors she was brought to her knees with a broken cry, the remnants of her alcoholic buzz getting whipped right out of her brain by the overwhelming stench of cum within the home practically slapping her in the face, her belly glowing pink beneath her clothes while her crotch soaked itself in seconds. “T-T-That’s because of Kazuma?” she asked incredulously, struggling to believe such an unnaturally potent and alluring smell could be produced by a human, no matter how perverted they might be like the lewd and problematic adventurer.

“He’s been busy today fucking someone nonstop, and the one that usually keeps the manor clean wasn’t around,” Megumin explained as she and Yunyun helped the receptionist up. “It’s not bad in my opinion…” she breathed in happily, growing wet just as rapidly as Luna. “Though it’s definitely not something we want uninvited guests getting hit with, right?”

“Would you like help stripping?” Yunyun asked, already beginning to remove her clothes. “We don’t really care about staying dressed here, but if you’d rather have Kazuma steal them all off your body…” she shrugged with a smile. “He does enjoy doing that.”

“Personally I’ve gotten used to him fucking me with my clothes on,” Megumin added with a pleasant shudder as Luna tentatively began stripping. “Ah, the amount of times you’ve talked to me with a womb and stomach full of cum, completely oblivious~”

“I-I thought I smelled something weird sometimes when you got close,” Luna stammered and blushed, stumbling a bit while folding her clothes as she realized that the scent she’d caught on those occasions matched the one currently setting her nerves on fire.

“Oh you’re going to just love it Luna!” Yunyun promised, bouncing in place in the nude causing her breasts to bounce, her nipples sealed beneath talismans just like the fresh pair they’d given the receptionist. “Kazuma will be able to make you happy, we can all help you out with your work whenever you need us, and you and Sena can be friends again and bond over being mothers!”

“I’m sure she’ll be surprised when she gets back from her trip…” Luna nodded as she put the last of her clothing on a nearby shelf, her heart skipping a beat for a moment at the mention of help with work. “Though I’m almost afraid to ask but… w-what is she really doing?” she shook the thought from her head and tried to get back on track, she had a duty as a guild member…

“She’s going to an Axis Cult town to look for children to kidnap and groom into wild whores that’ll worship Kazuma’s dick before they ever see it,” Megumin casually explained as she took hold of Luna’s shaking hand and led her into the halls. “Sena specifically is looking for promising young boys she can bully and prepare into sissies she can watch Kazuma break while she waits for her baby.”

“Wow,” Luna squeaked, eyes wide and fearful even as her pussy visibly dripped a bit extra as the obscenely monstrous admission hit her.

“And now that we have you, we might be able to get away with some fun stuff in town here as well,” Megumin went on with a smirk. “I’m sure you’re plenty popular with the kids you took care of waiting for their guardians, right?”

Luna nodded slowly. “There are a few that come by every now and then,” she whispered, thinking of a few innocent boys and girls that were far cuter than the others who had crushes on her.

“Keep your fantasies on hold until you see Kazuma~” Megumin whispered in her ear sending a fresh shiver down her spine. “It’ll be much more fun imagining those kids squirming with his fat cock stretching them out~”

Luna bit her lip. “H-How can you be so okay with that?” She asked dumbly, unable to stop herself. “It’s so wrong.”

“That’s the best part,” Megumin shrugged without an ounce of discomfort. “Everyone else thinks it’s so wrong, but none of us have to care what they think since we can get away with it so easily.”

“That’s it? That’s your reasoning?” Luna asked coming to a halt, stupefied by the statement.

“What other reasoning is there?” Megumin asked with genuine curiosity. “Everyone’s got messed up fantasies, we just accept them and do things in a way that everyone can enjoy.”

“Even children who don’t know better?” Luna asked, her voice sounding almost desperate as she did so.

“Especially children who don’t know ‘better,’” Megumin replied with wide horny grin as she gave air quotes to the final word. “Think about it, kids do every little thing they want until we educate them on what’s right and wrong,” she said, waving her hand dismissively. “But what’s the point of that? Scumbags abuse the law all the time, so if some kid wants to suck a cock or eat pussy after we show it to them, let them do it and show them how to do it better,” she grasped Luna’s chin and gently tilted her head to face Yunyun. “Need I remind you that you just let a couple minors eat your needy cunt and tattoo your naked body a little bit ago?” She eyed Luna expectantly as her lips tried and failed to find words to refute her. “See? What’s the point in thinking about it? It felt good and everyone is fine.”

“It’s really that simple?” Luna asked, staring at the ground numbly before Megumin began pulling her again.

“Trust me, you’ll wonder why it was ever complicated to begin with after meeting Tina,” Megumin promised as a familiar muffled sound began reaching her ears.

“Who’s Tina?” Luna asked right before the noise hit her as well and grew clearer with each step that brought them closer to a certain door, a rhythmic high-pitched giggling that accompanied the sound of wet smacking and a bed creaking.

She got her answer the instant the door opened allowing a far stronger wave of sexual musk to suddenly assault her and force her to cling to Megumin’s arm as she was shocked into a world-shattering climax out of nowhere, drenching the floor beneath her with her arousal. Then the sounds hit her, the manic grunting of a man, the childish giggles of an infant, and the lustful panting and whispered words of encouragement from a perverted woman filled her ears as she stood there blinking away stars. Then the sight finally hit her: Aqua leaning on the edge of a bed, watching with a horny smile as Kazuma wildly fucked an infant like a dog on top of it, slamming into the small girl from behind with such wanton force and disregard for her wellbeing that it just had to be hurting her…

But no, no the little girl just kept releasing ecstatic sounds of bliss from her semen-stained mouth. “That’s a good girl Tina, your mama would be so proud if she was here~” Aqua cooed, gently petting the baby’s head. “You’ll be a mother too in no time at this rate,” she stated happily before finally noticing the group in the doorway. “Luna?” she asked, blinking in surprise while Kazuma just kept on pounding without a care in the world.

The receptionist blinked right back, watching the debaucherous scene unfold while stunned in place. “You see Luna?” Megumin asked, helping her rise back up on trembling legs. “How can that be wrong?” she asked, gesturing to Tina’s dopey O-face moaning like an animal with every powerful thrust clapping into her. “She’s having the time of her life and was just born two weeks ago.”

“You do this every day?” Luna asked, dumbstruck and unable to resist as she was walked over to the bed.

“This, that, and every awful thing you could ever want to do instead,” Megumin explained sounding proud as Luna thoughtlessly climbed onto the bed and crawled over, her eyes glued to Kazuma’s ridiculous cock ramming in and out of the little girl.

“Hi Luna,” Kazuma hissed between grunts. “Glad you could make! It!” He welcomed her with two extra powerful thrusts before locking up and dumping a fresh load of cum into Tina’s hole, a higher pitched squeal leaving her lips as she clenched and squirted around her daddy’s shaft perfectly.

“You’re all monsters…” Luna whimpered, her pussy soaking the sheets instantly as she sat down numbly and watched every twitch pass through the two bodies, completely dumbstruck.

“Yeah,” Kazuma nodded, not caring in the least. “Want to eat her out?” he asked casually as he tugged Tina off his cock, a flood of thick cum gushing from her abused slit and drenching the sheets beneath her as she sputtered.

Luna’s hands reached up without her even thinking, gently taking hold of the baby and setting her down on her back allowing the receptionist to take in the full view of her defiled body: the bruises and bite marks littering her skin, the womb-tattoo glowing and pulsing on her belly, the milk occasionally squirting from her tiny nipples… Everywhere Luna looked was wrong, her mind screamed knowing that everything was supposed to be revolting and should have been sending her reeling back to run and try and report the assortment of monsters around her... And yet she couldn’t bring herself to do so, instead finding herself easily drawn to the cum drenched pussy of a two-week old child, her tongue poking out to lightly scrape against the oozing slit as she got down on her hands and knees.

The taste that attacked her tongue the moment she licked her way up made her spray the sheets between her legs like an animal, her eyes rolling up and the rune over her womb glowing so bright it painted the sheets beneath her belly in an intense pink light. It was heavenly, it was pure, all she wanted to do was sit here and clean her, sucking up this demonic sperm that had mixed with the infant’s ambrosia-like arousal, making room for Kazuma to abuse her again and dump a fresh gooey load back inside of her. She was so focused on this self-appointed task that she didn’t even notice Kazuma getting behind her, nor did she care when he gave a rough slap to her outstretched ass, all that mattered to her in that instant was cleaning up Tina’s pussy and allowing her own stressed-out body to feel as much pleasure and relief as it possibly could.

Kazuma gently rubbed the fresh handprint that he’d slapped into Luna’s ass, his other one reaching down to spread her pussy folds open with a thumb. “Hey Luna, I’m going to put a baby in you now, is that okay?” he asked the receptionist, who just grunted dismissively in response. “Megumin?” he spoke up, glancing back over his shoulder at the girl watching happily as he grasped his cock and lined up with Luna’s dripping cunt.

“Yes~?” the petite mage sang proudly,

“Good work, love you,” he told her before he pressed his tip inside.

That got Luna’s attention, an ecstatic whimper passing through her and momentarily pausing her cunt-cleaning as the feeling of a real man’s thick cock spread her needy body open. “Kazuma~” She whined, glancing back and softly rolling her hips, easing another inch of his dick inside of her all on her own as she simply accepted that this was her life now. “I want to celebrate finally getting a husband~” she told him, squeezing herself around the small bit of his cock she’d taken, loving how warm he felt with each throb. “I want everyone to know I got fucked out of my mind when I go into work tomorrow with a ring on my finger~”

“That can be arranged,” Kazuma nodded, gently grasping her hips and rocking his own, gently thrusting another inch into her. “But first…” he glanced at Aqua. “Wash her mouth out, I want to fuck my newest wife nice and romantic~”

Luna pushed herself up a bit as Aqua bent low, the two looking at each other for a moment before the goddess locked lips with her, a sudden rush of pure cold water flooding Luna’s mouth and surprising her as she felt all the gunk that had been there cleanse itself before escaping back to Aqua’s lips the second they parted. “Ahh, I’ll go get your wedding ring~” she exhaled after swallowing, smiling softly at Luna as the woman panted. “Enjoy your first time with your new husband, he always had a crush on you so you’re going to enjoy it extra~” she advised her knowingly, having experienced soft and cuddly sex with Kazuma before that still made her heart flutter every now and then.

“Now come here,” Kazuma ordered, tugging out the few inches he’d given Luna before flopping back on his butt. “I want to kiss you, and then you’re going to help me put a baby in you~”

Luna glanced back down at the unconscious Tina, still happily spasming on the bed before the receptionist scrambled over to Kazuma and sheathed his length inside of her in one rough slam, a perfectly fulfilled moan escaping her as she took in the sensation of him throbbing within her, his bulging shaft smothering every nerve inside of her in just the right way. “Do it,” she gasped. “Put a baby in me, make me a monster that doesn’t have to care just like you and these freaks do~” she begged, pecking the corner of his mouth. “Fuck the stress right out of me, make me feel appreciated like that good for nothing guild can’t, give me what I want!”

Kazuma didn’t say a word, he just leaned in and kissed her, a relieved groan vibrating into his tongue as she forced hers into his mouth, desperately swirling around like she was making up for every moment she spent alone in that guild office right then and there. Then the sex began, gentle and slow, completely different to the animalistic rutting he’d just gotten through with laying out, each soft thrust grinding Luna up and down in his lap making her cry and whimper into his mouth until they finally had to part their spit-locked lips to breath. Then came the talks of the future, the promises of help with working at the guild that sent dozens of years of stress melting right out of Luna’s souls… and then came the promises of children no one would miss being set aside and brought right to Kazuma’s manor, igniting a fire of immoral lust-obsessed passion in the field of relief and free-time that had suddenly appeared in Luna’s life…