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"Chat Antics"
VentTech has added TShirogane, KKogane, LMcClain, KHolt, HGarrett, PAllura, MHolt, BladeLeader, LieutenantGeneral, Lieutenant, Medic, Major, AKogane, VMcClain, JGriffin, ILeifsdottir, RKinkade to the chat.
VentTech: Hello, everyone
KKogane: Pidge?
KHolt: Yes?
KKogane: Do you have two accounts?
KHolt: No
KKogane: Then, who?
Major: Kit, who else do you know that would fit this name?
KKogane: ...
KKogane: Regris!
VentTech: Hi, Keith
VentTech: Hi, Pidge
KHolt: Hi, Regris!
LMcClain: Oh mierda. There's two of them
VMcClain: Hemano, watch your language
LMcClain: I'm not apologizing
Lieutenant: Kits, be nice
AKogane: I haven't done anything
KKogane: I haven't either
Lieutenant: I was referring to the other kits
TShirogane: Other kits?
Medic: Basically everyone aside from Kolivan, Antok, Thace, Krolia, and myself are kits
BladeLeader: I was unaware of the amount of kits involved in the war until recently
LieutenantGeneral: I was also unaware
Major: I knew most of them were kits
Lieutenant: How?
KKogane: Mom and I saw my team in the Quantum Abyss, and I filled her in regarding anything she didn't understand
NRizavi: It's hard to believe that Krolia is Keith's mom
ILeifsdottir: It does answer a lot of questions
JGriffin: It actually makes sense that he is Galra. He's vicious
LMcClain: Not all Galra are vicious
HGarrett: James (and Iverson) know how much his punches hurt though
KKogane: And I am not apologizing
BladeLeader: You are not required to, kit
TShirogane: Keith and James never got along
MHolt: Can confirm
RKinkade: How do you know?
MHolt: Shiro introduced me and Keith.
NRizavi: Shiro did?
MHolt: Yeah. Shiro knew Keith longer than me
Medic: How long have you known Keith, Shiro?
TShirogane: I met him when he was thirteen. I was at his school, and he and James were in the same class. The first time we met ended with Keith stealing my car
KKogane: Ah, good times
LMcClain: What?
KHolt: What?
HGarrett: What?
PAllura: What?
BladeLeader: What?
LieutenantGeneral: What?
Lieutenant: What?
Medic: What?
AKogane: What?
VentTech: What?
VMcClain: What?
NRizavi: What?
ILeifsdottir: What?
RKinkade: What?
KKogane: I'm not apologizing...again
*KKogane changed BladeLeader's name to Van*
*KKogane changed LieutenantGeneral's name to Tok*
*KKogane changed Lieutenant's name to DadSpy*
*KKogane changed Medic's name to Laz*
*KKogane changed Major's name to MomSpy*
Van: Kit
KKogane: :D
*LMcClain changed their name to Sharpshooter*
*Sharpshooter changed KKogane's name to KeithyCat*
*Sharpshooter changed HGarrett's name to SpaceGordonRamsey*
*SpaceGordonRamsey changed their name to CinnRoll*
Sharpshooter: Oh, c'mon, Hunk! That was a good one!
CinnRoll: Just because I helped out Sal at the Space Mall
Sharpshooter: Dude, you did more than "help out." You basically took over his café and made the most awesome food while yelling at him, all of which was after you had gotten taken prisoner
Van: What?
Tok: What?
Laz: What?
DadSpy: What?
MomSpy: What?
AKogane: What?
VentTech: What?
VMcClain: What?
JGriffin: What?
NRizavi: What?
ILeifsdotir: What?
RKinkade: What?
TShirogane: I wasn't with them and didn't approve of their antics
PAllura: They weren't allowed to go back to the Space Mall unsupervised
*Sharpshooter changed TShirogane's name to SpaceDad*
*Sharpshooter changed PAllura's name to SpaceMom*
SpaceDad: Why?
KeithyCat: Where's the lie?
Fin