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‘beam’ created a groupchat with 4 people!

beam: HIGGUYS

denji: wht is tjs

beam: GROUPCHAT,,,,!,,!!!!!!!!

power: TIS A GROUPCHAT, DENJI!!

aki: what the hell…

denji: AKI

aki: hello denji.

beam: WHERE IS @princi

princi:🙂

beam: HELLO

beam: U GUYS CAN ADD PEOPLEBY THE WAY

power: YOU ARE GAY!

beam: ☹️

denji: IM NOT GAY

power: no one said anything about you

denji: shut up

denji: UR gay

power: yes😋

denji: WJAY

aki: can i add my boyfriend

denji: WHYA RE TOU ALL GAY

beam: DENJI IS IN DDNIAL!!

‘aki’ added 1 person!

angel: hi aki

aki: hello sweetheart

beam: HI ANGLE!!!!!!!

angel: angle.

denji: ANGEL???

power: QUEERS

princi: hello angel👽

angel: hii princi

denji: UR GAY

angel: i am gay dennis

angel: you are too

denji: NO I AM NO

angel: yes you are

power:  LET ME ADD!!!

‘power’ added 1 person!

yoshida: Q

power: YOU ARE GAY TOO YOSHIDA

yoshida: only for denji

angel: dennis

denji: YOU TOO,l

yoshida: yes

angel:  you are surrounded 

denji: FINE IM A BIRTHDAY CAKE 

angel: what the fuck

aki: what do you mean.

denji: I MEANT BISEXUA

angel:  i fucking knew it

angel: asshole you cant hide for long

denji: go make out with aki

angel: ok

yoshida:  denji can ae kiss😍😍😍

beam: WHAT

angel: yours agy, kk not

aki: love, what are you saying

angel: ih typung with one handit hafd

angel: my czt is sugtinc in mu lap

aki: ok

beam: HI ANGIE☺️☺️☺️😋😋😋😋

angel: HI BEAN

denji: BEAN

beam: DENJI!

angel: dennis

denji: my name is denji

angel: your name is dennis

beam: WHYRE U GASLIGHTIJG DENJI

angel: dennis

denji: FUCJINGNSTOP

power: STOP CALLING HIM DENNIS!!!

angel: fuck you

angel: dennis

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beam: GUYS LETS MAKE NAMES FOR PEOPLE

power: I WANNA DO IT ILL BE IN CHARGE!

angel: wait

‘angel’ changed ‘denjis name to ‘dennis’

angel: dennis

power: MF

angel: ill change them anonymously 

stupid bitch: okay

stupid bitch: FUCK YOU!

beamy poo: WHATS MINE

beamy poo: AAWE ANGLE☺️

dennis: LMAOO POWER

yoshi: X

#1 pookie: hello

#1 pookie: :)

beamy poo: WHO ARE YOU

#1 pookie: aki

beamy poo: ANGLE IM SUPPOSED TO BE UR #1 POOKIE :(

aki big fan: sorry bean

prince: its gonna be prince isnt it

prince:😐

beamy poo: LMFAO

dennis: wait

dennis added 1 person!

makima: hello?

stupid bitch: HI MAKIMA!!!!!!!

makima: hello power

stupid bitch: HOW DID TOU KNOW WHO U WAS

dennis: its obvious by ur name

stupid bitch: WHAT???

stupid bitch added one person!

kobeni: what is this.

stupid bitch: HI KO

kobeni: power??

stupid bitch: BRO.

kobeni: what?

dennis: IM TELLING YOU

aki big fan: thats why i named her that

aki big fan: aki is the only sane one here

aki big fan: im changing my name

i love aki: thats better

#1 pookie: :)

stupid bitch: SOMEONE ADD KISHIBE LFMAOOO

dennis: ok

dennis added 1 person! 

kishibe: oh no

stupid bitch: HI

kishibe: youre power arent you.

stupid bitch: WOWWW

i love aki: HAHA

stupid bitch: KILL YOURSELF

#1 pookie: don’t talk to him like that

i love aki: i love you

stupid bitch: ANGEL GIVE KOBENI A NAME

i love aki: who the fuck is that

stupid bitch: GO KYS

#1 pookie: power i swear to god.

stupid bitch: SORRY ANGEL ILL STOP

i love aki: aki😍😍😍

i love aki: power is kobeni the one u added

stupid bitch: YES

i love aki: ok i named her

queer for power: name

queer for power: .

i love aki: i wouldve put something different but idk u so

dennis: angel..

i love aki: 😁

stupid bitch: I LOVE THE NAME!!!!

i love aki: thanks i made it myself

yoshi: dennis

dennis: STOP CALLING ME THAT.

yoshi: ill stop if you will be my bf😍

dennis: …

stupid bitch: LMAO IS HE THINKING ABT IT

dennis: fine.

i love aki: no fucking way

stupid bitch: LMAO U JUST WANTED AN EXCUSE TO DATE HIM DIDNT YOU

yoshi: OH MY GOD FINALLY☺️☺️😁😁😁😍😍😍🥰😘

ladybug: im adding quanxi

ladybug: angel, why is my name ladybug

i love aki: you have red hair

yoshi: mf u do too

i love aki: okay?? my name is i love aki. you fucking queer

yoshi: ☹️

beamy poo: GO ANGIEBEAR!!!!

ladybug added 1 person!

quanxi: what

ladybug: hello :)

quanxi: hello dear

stupid bitch: i hate the gay community 

i love aki: stfu power go eat some bacon

stupid bitch: 😧

beamy poo: LMFAO

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yoshi: im pooping my pants right noe

beamy poo: bbg what happened

yoshi: there is a fuckinf

dog

in my

room

dennis: don't you have a dog

yoshi: it died

like a week ago

beamy poo: fucking what.

peepawpoo: if you guys don't shut the fuck up, i am going to drink myself to death

what the fuck is that name

stupid bitch: LMFAO ANGEL HELLO

i love aki: im good at this

yoshi: oh my god the dog moved

it's coming this way

ladybug: i would crush it if it were me

queerxi: that's hot

you know me too well, angel

i love aki: no i don't i just kniow that you're gay

yoshi: the dog is literally shitting on mh floor'

i love aki: reminds me of someone @beam

beamy poo: cmon angiebookie don't be like that :(

prince: did beam shit on the floor angel

dennis: do you know something we don't

i love aki: @aki 

#1 pookie: hi love

i love aki: hu aki yk whats crazy

#1 pookie: what?

i love aki: how im gonna murder everyone here but you and beam

dennis: picking favorites i see

peepawpoo: i would too if i knew you were involved

dennis: i am shocked

yoshi: leave my lovely bf alone, you alcoholic

beamy poo: let's play football

yoshi: no cont do this please

i love aki: lets play football

#1 pookie: love, what does that mean

i love aki: pochita language

yoshi: im On my way! to the store and i found a dead mouse on the ground 

i love aki: On my way!

yoshi: On my way!

On my way!

On my way!

On my way!

WHAT THE HELL

i love aki: WJATS HAPPENINGGS HELP

yoshi: On my way!

OMW.

that's what i meant to type

i love aki: look look look @dennis your bf did it are you poud

dennis: no

i love aki: fake ass

i love aki: aki treats me better yoshida get someone else

yoshi: but i love dennis

i love aki: i loved my flowy plush but all things burn to the ground eventually

#1 pookie: sweetheart..what does this mean

i love aki: dw ab it!! :D