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@Narwhalboi — Tarutalia:
Am I the asshole for sleeping around with my fellow comrades?
Okay so, I sleep around a lot, especially with my colleagues — only with my colleagues but it's nothing personal or serious. So, I went to Natlan because Capitano my idol was assigned to there, I definitely didn't beg him to fuck me in front of the natives at natlan and he chose to fuck me out of his own volition BUT here's the tricky part... I told totally not the Balladeer that I wouldn't have sex with anyone else but him for a month after losing a bet but I couldn't pass up on the chance to get fucked by totally not Capitano! Another thing is that totally not The Doctor was scheduled to have a threesome including totally not Pantalone too.. They were upset with me not keeping my word and fucking around a lot so they put me in solitary confinement which in my opinion is a bit too extreme SO I fucked totally not Morax, Liyue's Archon so they could suck it!
Am I the asshole?
@fxck_fandango — BallaDEER
• I'm waiting on my compensation, not like you even make me cum anyway -79 experience.
– @Narwhalboi — Tarutalia
• Scara I literally had to spend an hour trying to get your musty ass cum out of me >:<
– @Captain — DILF
• I'm better than him, come to my house Talia.
– @Narwhalboi — Tarutalia
• On my way daddy!
@NotMorax — Geodaddy
• Tartaglia, it seems like we're in dire need of a conversation, please meet me in my quarters as soon as possible, sincerely, Morax.
– @Narwhalboi — Tarutalia
• Ahhh! Sorry Morax but I'm suddenly busy every day, if you want a meeting then arrange it with @Cryo_singlemommy — THE_Milf !
@Diluc_Ragniv — Bartender
• This.. This isn't how I remembered the fatui..
– @Narwhalboi — Tarutalia
• get used to it hun, it's also bc we're NOTFatui!
– @Diluc_Ragniv — Bartender
• Don't reply to me fatui scum.
– @Narwhalboi — Tarutalia
• You replied to me first babe :<
– @Diluc_Ragniv — Bartender
• Simply because I didn't think a Harbinger would be a slut but, with your looks I can see why.. What's your number..?
– @Narwhalboi — Tarutalia
• Pfft—! DM me don't be shy :D
– @fxck_fandango — BallaDEER
• I swear if you actually DM him, you'd find your death inching closer every minute you think about him.
– @ThefirstHarbinger — The_Jester
• Yes, sadly, that's our slutty Harbinger and he belongs to the Fatui, not the likes of anyone else.
– @Angel — Columbina <3
• My wrath would be upon whoever touches our youngest, except the Harbingers.. Too late for that.. He let me finger him, if he asks I would do it again though!
– @Knave — Badbxtch
• Too late Lina, he's been long since corrupted ever since he let me fuck him with a strap on, 10/10 experience though and would definitely do it again.
– @Puppeteer — Sandroney
• He once asked for my puppets to fuck him.. I let it happen and it was porno quality.
– @Traveler — Aether's_Problems
• Okay why is everyone talking about their experience fucking @Narwhalboi — Tarutalia?
– @ fxck_fandango — BallaDEER
• As shameful as it is to say.. He's a great fuck.
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@Alhaitham — Wisdom_is_everything
• Since no one is answering his question, I'd say he isn't the asshole, he's just living his life and taking opportunities. Maybe they should be more persuasive or step up their game.
@KavyKaveh — Alhaitham_is_sofine
• I think he is the asshole, leading on all those poor people, kinda relate to it with @Alhaitham — Wisdom_is_everything so I get where the others are coming from BUT FATUI HARBINGERS AND A GOD!?
@The_Shogunate — Ei
• I would like to try my hand at fucking @Narwhalboi — Tarutalia with @Sakura_Yae — Miiikooo if he's up for it, Yae would definitely be down for a threesome with such a pretty and experienced ginger.
– @Sakura_Yae — Miiikooo
• Oh I'm definitely down, what about you @Narwhalboi — Tarutalia what do you think?
– @Narwhalboi — Tarutalia
• YES ANYTIME PLS JUST TELL ME THE DATE! plus I only bottom :>
– @The_Shogunate — Ei
• We intended to make you bottom anyway, DM us for further information :D
– @Sakura_Yae — Miiikooo
• Just landed ourselves a really good fuck! @Everyone can suck it cause y'all ain't getting that fine ginger ass, never returning him after he comes here lol, try getting into Inazuma.
– @Ayaka — Ayaya
• Good thing I'm already living here!
@Notemogrrr — Xiaolaotao
• Yes the asshole! A million times yes!
@Narwhalboi — Tarutalia
• Hey! You're just jealous and you never liked me anyway! Guys pls defend me I'll fuck with you anytime!
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