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"Mischievous Chat"
BluePaladin added Captain, BlackPaladin, RedPaladin, GreenPaladin, YellowPaladin, RebelTechie, BladeLeader, BladeLeader2, Medic, DadSpy, MomSpy, TwinSis, BigBro, MFEHandler, MFE1, MFE2, MFE3, and MFE4 to the chat.
BluePaladin: You were right. Earth tech is so easy to understand. Thank you for the lesson, Pidge!
BladeLeader2: The Green One was giving tech tutorials? Why weren't we informed?
GreenPaladin: It wasn't really a tutorial
MomSpy: Is there a refresher course?
GreenPaladin: It's not...
BigBro: Can I help?
GreenPaladin: Keeeeeith! Your pack isn't understanding me
BlackPaladin: I don't know why you think I can do anything. They don't listen to me either
MomSpy: I listen to you, kit
BlackPaladin: Then why don't you believe that I'm an adult?
Medic: I can explain that. It's because Galra as a race are long lived, so our young are considered kits for longer than shorter lived species like humans
YellowPaladin: Maybe you could just actually offer a tutorial for the Blades? I would be willing to help too
GreenPaladin: Et tu, Hunk?
DadSpy: What language is that?
GreenPaladin: It's latin
GreenPaladin: It's a dead language
BladeLeader: How does a language die?
RedPaladin: Ooo! I know this one!
RedPaladin: It's when a language isn't used anymore
RebelTechie: I thought you were about to start a meme
RedPaladin: I didn't know how long it would run
Captain: The MFEs are strangely silent
MFE3: I was enjoying the conversation
MFE4: Same
MFE2: Same
MFEHandler: I had words with Griffin. I told him if he couldn't be civil, then he should be silent
BlackPaladin: And that explains why he hasn't said anything
RedPaladin: And since there's a bit of a lull in the conversation, this is a good time to change sns
*RedPaladin has changed their name to LanceyLance*
LanceyLance: That's better
*Black Paladin has changed their name to KnifeBoi*
KnifeBoi: How is that better?
LanceyLance: Seeing myself as the Red Paladin is still jarring after so much time as the Blue Paladin
KnifeBoi: But you are an amazing Red Paladin
LanceyLance: Thanks :D
*YellowPaladin has changed their name to CinnRoll*
*GreenPaladin has changed their name to TechGenius*
*TechGenius has changed BigBro's name to TechBuddy*
TechBuddy: I like it
*BluePaladin has changed their name to Princess*
*LanceyLance has changed Princess's name to Queen*
Queen: Thank you, Lance
LanceyLance: I think it's more fitting, but you're welcome
KnifeBoi: Acxa, why haven't you said anything?
KnifeBoi: Acxa?
KnifeBoi: Acxa?
KnifeBoi: @TwinSis?
MomSpy: She's taking a nap. She just forgot to turn off her tablet
KnifeBoi: Is she okay?
MomSpy: She didn't have a restful sleep last night, so she's sleeping right now
KnifeBoi: Does she want some more company?
MomSpy: She wouldn't object
KnifeBoi: I'm on my way
MFE2: If she's asleep, how would she know you're there?
DadSpy: Galran twins have a shared quintessence signature. They can feel how their twin feels when they are nearby, and if they are far away, their presence provides a source of comfort since the twins know they aren't alone in the universe.
TechGenius: That's amazing!
DadSpy: Aren't twins rare on Earth?
TechGenius: Not that rare, but some do have a strong bond, but regular siblings can have a strong bond too
RebelTechie: Yeah. Pidge and I do. As the older brother, I think I am the protective one
TechGenius: As if! I traveled into space to find you and Dad!
RebelTechie: I never did get that story
CinnRoll: You never told your brother?
TechGenius: There was never a good time! Basically, it was Lance's fault
LanceyLance: Hey! If Keith hadn't found the lion carvings, we'd still be on Earth
KnifeBoi: I never told you to touch the carvings!
LanceyLance: They were covered in dirt! I couldn't really make them out!
TechGenius: We learned to see with our eyes and not our hands in Kindergarten, Lance
LanceyLance: Maybe I missed that day
BladeLeader2: Should we stop them?
MomSpy: Why? The kits are having fun teasing each other
DadSpy: Kits?
Medic: All of them?
MomSpy: Yes. I thought you all knew. Except for Matt, Shiro, and Veronica, everyone else is younger than Keith
BladeLeader: What?
BladeLeader2: What?
Medic: What?
DadSpy: What?
TechBuddy: You guys didn't know?
Medic: You did?
TechBuddy: Keith told me about his team and friends. I didn't know about Veronica, but when I learned she was Lance's older sister, I figured she was older than Keith
BladeLeader: I wish to take them under our tutelage
MomSpy: You want to adopt them, admit it
BladerLeader: I admit nothing
MomSpy: Why not? I've already adopted them
LanceyLance: Don't we get a choice in this?
MomSpy: Hush, kit
Fin