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(ths is the first pjsk nation fanafic ever i think)

One day in a field of all fucking places, Shrew-Chan was walking when so random bitch jumped on her for now reason!

Shrew: Ack! G-get off me!

Shrew-chan then kicked the mysterious person off her and stood up, dusting off all the dust that the impact gave her.

Shrew: What is with people these days?

She asked as she continued to walk on...

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**Timeskip bbg**

In some futuristic place, Shrew-Chan was playing Azur Lane (because i like that game now fuck off) and before she finished her fight, Yui broke into her fucking house.

Shrew: What the fuck!
Yui: Oh shit mb bbg
Shrew: I am NOT ur bbg
Yui: Ok bbg
Shrew: I will fucking kll you
Yui: Bet

Shrew then pulled out a fucking gun and tried to shoot Yui but she uhh failed because shes literally based off a bug

Yui: L
Shrew: Grrrrrr
Yui: What's wrong my little omega
Shrew: wtf bro im not a wolf

then dramatically, aseel breaks down the door because ik aseel wants to be in this

aseel: you two should uhh kiss kiss
shrew: wtf idk this bitch
aseel: ugh fine but i'll be your #1 shipper

then aseel becomes team rocket and blasts away cutely

shrew: alright you rando, get out my house!
yui: no
shrew: yes
yui: nono
shrew: yesyes
yui: f-fine i will *blushes*

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Ok so now Yui is playing fucking pjskbecause i can do this and is trying to fc Whats Up? Pop! but kept on failing

Yui: i fucking hate this chart its so complex

yui said to herself but not really because you can see it loser

Yui: whatevr i will fc glory steady go again with emu

she sighed miserablywith her team (brackets emu, tsukasa, saki, mifuyu and kanaade but this isn't yui real team guys)

Yui: i mmiss that super cute bbg i saw earlier owo

Part Two is coming soon guys dw (aseel influenced too)

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shrew pov
sigh.... my wall is broken because of them

but... that person.. i mean they really look beautiful. and their voice~!

hey what am i thinking about! focus shrew your wall is fucking broken!....

... i cant to anything about it but no one cares ill use gacha logic to fix it

yui pov

PLEASE I CANT EVEN FULL COMBO WORLD IS MINE IM A FAILURE yui throws their phone at the wall

sigh i cant even focus because of that person!

maybe i can go talk to them again?..

no
yes
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yes
yes
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whatever time skip or something i guess

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YUI FALLS DOWN FROM SHREWS CELLING

shrew pov:

i was just about to clean up my room that i havent cleaned every since i played gfl until i heard a loud noise .... "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE"
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"hi bbg" yui winked while being injured... they winked at me, and it was... heavenly

"IM CALLING THE POLICE" i yelled in fear, my voice cracking

"lets kiss kiss fall inlove because im running out of ideas" yui said while rolling on the ground to reach me then they stood up

oh god... they were so tall, they were alpha domina- WHAT!? ugh focus shrew whats wrong with you.. but......

"whats taking so long, why are you staring at my face like that" yui said teasingly, they noticed.. god was i that obvious?

obvious of what! i have nothing... ok fine
maybe they just look a lil beautiful but thats it, just a little warm but thats it, just a lit- kill yourself shrew.... you have a crush on yui...

"... fine" i mumbled then looked away in embarrassment

yui pulled my face close to theirs by holding my chin with their hands... and then....

BANG BANG BANG

"wtf"

"DID YOU GUYS UHMM KISS KISS FALL INLOVE YET?"

"....... GET OUT OF MY HOUSE ASEEL"