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    Summary

    Three facts were suddenly made clear to you.

    1. The figure in the blue sweatshirt was not Scott puking from jello shots.
    2. Said figure had green skin and the cheesiest smile to boot.
    3. The mysterious floor liquid looked like a shit ton of blood.

    “Heeey,” slurred Blue, who clutched a soaked spot under his arm. “Is it autumn? Because I’m falling for you.”

    Or,

    You epoxy some dumbass’s shell fracture once and he repays you with endless amounts of bad pickup lines and painfully corny jokes. It takes two semesters for them to work.

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