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How Many Straw Hats Do You Need To Change The Light Bulb?

Summary:

Do I really need to put this here? Title tells you everything you really need to know.

Originally posted on Fanfiction.net on December 2nd, 2009.

Notes:

2023 Notes: As I'm worried about the impending death of FFnet, I've started to move my stories here, because I was hecking proud of these stories when I wrote them. And I'm still really proud of some of them, but history is history and I'm gonna save it.

I have not done any edits to the language or the formatting of the story. Some formatting may have, however, been lost because fuck italics I guess. I'm also including all of my old notes, because of posterity. Even if I was cringe.

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Title: How many Straw Hats do you need to switch the light bulb?
Warnings: Dialogue only and my first ever One Piece fic.
Summary: Do I really need to put this here? Title tells you everything you really need to know.

A/N: I love chicken and noodles and I get somewhat hyper after eating them, which results in somewhat weird ideas.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Work Text:

"Ne, why's it so dark here?"

"M-m-m-maybe it's a-a-a-a g-g-ghost!"

"AAAGH! Really?! I'm scared!"

"The light's gone out, idiots. Obviously it's dark."

"Stupid marimo, this's got to be your fault."

"My fault?! Like you're one to talk, dart board!"

"WHAT DID YOU SAY, MARIMO HEAD?!"

"SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU!"

"Yes, Nami-swan!"

"Che."

"We should probably change the light bulb."

"Yohohohohoo! I've to agree! I have to strain my eyes to see in this darkness... even though I've got no eyes! Yohohohoo!"

"SUPER! I can try my new Super Franky Light Bulb Switcher, model 13!"

"What happened to the first 12 models?"

"They defected."

"So THAT'S why you've been asking for so much money lately! Your interest just quadrupled!"

"WHAAT?!"

"Nami-swan is so beautiful when she's angry!"

"How can the Curly even see the Witch here?"

"I agree with you, Zoro."

"DON'T INSULT NAMI-SAN, YOU SHITTY MARIMO!"

"...o-on second thoughts, maybe not."

"Hmmm."

"Shishishishishi!"

"Yohohohoo!"

"It's still dark... and scary... and Nami is scary...!"

"Worry not, Chopper! For back in East Blue I, the Great Captain Usopp, have been also known as Usopp the Light Bulb KING!"

"Eeeh! Really?!"

"So cool!"

"Indeed, I gained my title due to my speed and artistic elegance during the switching! My legend was only strengthened when a pack of vicious seaweeds attacked during..."

"Ooh! The light came back on!"

"Ara, you're all still here?"

"Robin-chwan! Did you change the light bulb with your beautifully elegant hands? Allow me to make you a quick drink!"

"Back to acting like an idiot, I see."

"SHUT UP, MARIMO!"

"Shishishishi! It's the Mystery Light Bulb! Sanji! MEAT!"

Notes:

A/N: I hope you can figure out who is who... I wrote this in about fifteen minutes and this is my first time writing any of these characters so it's questionable...
Review, please!
*goes back to study for the chemistry test tomorrow*