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yougetnoclosure has created "Rhodes Island Company Group chat!" - 10:19, 1099 August 20th 

yougetnoclosure has added Amiya1083 and Kaltsit.

yougetnoclosure: testing testing 1234

yougetnoclosure: yeah it works, can y'all see this?

Amiya1083: If we couldn't see it, would we even be able to tell you?

yougetnoclosure: shhh don't worry about it. at least the servers are up and running

Kaltsit: Closure, please remember to monitor and moderate this channel sufficiently, as it is now your responsibility.

yougetnoclosure: relax doc, i got this all handled just fine

- 10:26, 1099 August 20th -

Kaltsit: That's good. You may begin to add other Rhodes Island operators as time goes on. Please remember that this is an informal group chat and is not made for official company contact. Company documents should not be posted, however company members are not allowed to invite people outside the company itself. For now we shall only invite Rhodes Islands company operators as we still need to even out the contracts with places such as Rhine Labs and the Abyssal Hunters.

yougetnoclosure: i ain't readin allat but I get the jist of it. hold on I'll pin it so others can read in the future.

yougetnoclosure pinned a message by Kaltsit. - 10:27, 1099 August 20th 

Kaltsit: I still don't get why you didn't allow apostrophes in the username selection, I will not be the only one dissapointed by this.

yougetnoclosure: you can just change your nickname lol, it's just weird to add, long story.

Kal'tsit: There won't be other chats on this app, you really didn't need to add a nickname function altogether.

yougetnoclosure: rhodes employees can private message eachother and make their own group chats, so like, there will be other stuff just nothing important.

Kal'tsit: Okay.

yougetnoclosure added: Rosmontis, BullshitBlazing, PhantomOfTheOpera, thornbush, RhodesSexiest, AnotherDayAnotherW, aMuddedRock, and weeds. - 10:35, 1099 August 20th

yougetnoclosure: have fun kids

Kal'tsit: Blaze, reminder that while this is informal, we as your managers can still see your Username and such. If profane language such as so is spread on official Rhodes Island Documents, you will be punished appropriately.

RhodesSexiest: sup chat 

BullshitBlazing: relax doc, I don't swear that much as is, so it's fine.

PhantomOfTheOpera: Are you all little people living in my phone?

weeds: No Lucian, we're your co-workers, we're just communicating through the phone

AnotherDayAnotherW: help me Phantom I'm trapped inside this screen [DELETED]

AnotherDayAnotherW was muted by Amiya1083 for 15 minutes. Reason: Please don't screw with mentally volatile operators like that. - 10:37. 1099 August 20th

Kal'tsit: Blaze, you have the second most recorded infractions for swearing in the company might I remind you.

Rosmontis: howdoipressspace

BullshitBlazing: second most isn't high enough if you ask me who is number one

BullshitBlazing: nevermind it's probably W

(AnotherDayAnotherW reacted with :peacesign:)

Amiya1083: Rosmontis, you press space by pressing the giant bar on your keyboard!

Rosmontis: okay

- 11:47, 1099 August 20th -

yougetnoclosure: oh yeah I forgot some people

yougetnoclosure added: NearltheRadiant, Firewatching, C20H23N7O7, and surtur - 10:43, 10 99 August 20th

Rosmontis: I'm hungry

(NearltheRadiant reacted with :gasp:)

surtur: Why is my name surtur

NearltheRadiant: Didn't you choose your own name?

surtur: I thought i typed surtur

surtur: Surtur

surtur: Surtr****

C20H23N7O7: Try asking Closure, as she's likely able to change it.

yougetnoclosure: I'll change it later just use nicknames

Surtr: Whatever. This technology stuff is weird anyway.

- 13:44 1099 August 20th -

thornbush: me and Elysium are about to play pool in the 4th level commons does anybody want to come watch.

yougetnoclosure: otw.

Rosmontis: will there be snacks?

thornbush: you can feast on whatever remains of his dignity after he loses.

thornbush: also there will be chips

Rosmontis: I'm heading down.

AnotherDayAnotherW: I'll come down under the condition that the loser has a Mohawk 

RhodesSexiest: bet

AnotherDayAnotherW: Lmao thorns is gonna look great in a mohawk

thornbush: the lack of confidence you have in me of all people to play pool is shocking.

PhantomOfTheOpera: I am already there, I believe Thorns will win.

aMuddedRock: I have faith in Elysium, but not enough faith to the point that he could surpass Thorns in a game like pool

Firewatching: Elysium will win because otherwise his pride will be damaged so far that we won’t see him until his hair is back to normal.

RhodesSexiest: firewatch you are my one true supporter it’s me and you against the world.

BullshitBlazing: it’s gonna stay that way. I’m betting thorns.

NearltheRadiant: I can’t go I’m in a LcDonalds but tell me who wins.

RhodesSexiest: no need because you KNOW it will be me

thornbush: i feel like you can easily assume it’s not elysium

C20H23N7O7: I’ll be sure to report back on who wins, I’ll be there but probably not paying attention since I have some documents to look over.

(AnotherDayAnotherW, BullshitBlazing, and RhodesSexiest reacted with :nerd:)

C20H23N7O7: Rude.

- 14:02 1099 August 20th -

Kal’tsit: Seeing you take something even close to a break is a rare sight, I encourage you to do this more often, Operator Folinic.

BullshitBlazing: wait doc how the hell did you figure out that was folinic that looks like keysmashing.

C20H23N7O7: It’s the chemical formula for Folinic Acid.

BullshitBlazing: oh i forgot you were a nerd like that

C20H23N7O7: Whatever, I’ll probably be there before you given how unpunctual you can be.

BullshitBlazing: okay all of my doubts are quelled that’s such a folinic insult

C20H23N7O7: What’s that supposed to mean? I think that was a pretty good insult.

thornbush: by the time you two are down here we’re already gonna be done the game.

C20H23N7O7: You make a valid point, Apologies.

BullshitBlazing: i’m still gonna be there before Folinic, time me.

- 22:41, 1099 August 20th -

NearltheRadiant: Wait so who won?

thornbush: not elysium.

MowhawkMan: WHO CHANGED MY NICKNAME

yougetnoclosure: some secrets will forever remain a secret.

NearltheRadiant: I can’t say I didn’t expect this. Glad to hear it was all in good spirits though!

AnotherDayAnotherW: so like, is everyone gonna get tossed in here at some point?

yougetnoclosure: that’s the plan but there’s gonna be some weird things we need to iron out about employment as this is technically considered a pure company chatroom, blame the good doctor kal’tsit if you have anyone you can’t invite or if there’s anyone you want to see about inviting.

AnotherDayAnotherW: eh it’s too late in the night for that i’ll ask about it late. gn y’all

yougetnoclosure: what the hell you of all people have a bedtime?

AnotherDayAnotherW: yep, it takes a lot of beauty sleep to be so slay.

yougetnoclosure: i am living proof that is not true

AnotherDayAnotherW: you’re slay, but not so slay it hurts, also you’re nocturnal and i’m pretty sure most of your blood is 300 minute energy anyways, so.

yougetnoclosure: it hurts but that’s right. gn fellow slaykaz.

AnotherDayAnotherW: goodnight slaykaz.

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- 07:34 1099 August 21st -

yougetnoclosure: okay two things

yougetnoclosure: number 1: managed to get the paperwork sorted out on adding more people

yougetnoclosure: number 2: the pinus sylvestris or however you spell it and some other kazimirez operators are gonna join the crew

yougetnoclosure: bonus 2 things

yougetnoclosure: number 1: i managed to get invites working so i don’t need to add people individually.

yougetnoclosure: im adding my amazing henchmen but they won’t be active because this chat would definitely decrease their opinion of you if not moderated.

yougetnoclosure: good day, i’m eepy

Castle-3 has hopped in, say Hi! - 07:36 1099 August 21st

Lancet-2 just joined the chat! - 07:36 1099 August 21st

THRM-EX has joined the party! Hope you brought Pizza! - 07:37 1099 August 21st

THRM-EX: I DID NOT BRING PIZZA, I HOPE THAT IS ALRIGHT.

Lancet-2: I think it is just a joke, THRM-EX! I doubt we need to bring Pizza!

Castle-3: Castle-3.

weeds: Closure, i am begging you to reconsider adding them, or at least allow us to mute them.

yougetnoclosure: i haven’t slept in like 2 days i’ll do it when i wake up.

weeds: Clean your office while you’re at it.

- 08:17 1099 August 21st -

AnotherDayAnotherW: good morning chat make today your BITCH

Amiya1083: Language!

AnotherDayAnotherW: amiya you’re 16 you know what a swear word is.

Amiya1083: Yes, but still, this is a company group chat so please try and be decent.

AnotherDayAnotherW: whatever, anyways, we don’t exactly have any rules, do we?

Amiya1083: We don’t, but understand that everything you say here is archived

[Amiya 1083 deleted a message by AnotherDayAnotherW]

Amiya1083: W DON’T SAY THAT.

Amiya1083: Okay, new rules:

Amiya1083: 1: Please limit swearing

Amiya1083: 2: Don’t say vulgar things about other operators

Amiya1083: 3: Avoid racism, homophobia, sexism, or anything of the sort

Amiya1083: 4: Please keep in mind there are some people who are not adults in this chat.

AnotherDayAnotherW: i ain’t readin allat.

Amiya1083: Then I hope you follow through with them via luck.

- 09:22 1099 August 21st -

Grabel has joined! Everyone welcome them! - 09:22 1099 August 21st

StarPlatinum has Slipped in! Hope you enjoy your stay! - 09:23 1099 August 21st

Grabel: good evening everyone~!

BullshitBlazing: wow you’re really going to carry the tone into text?

NearltheRadiant: Why did you invite the Armorless Union

StarPlatinum: What a warm welcoming.

NearltheRadiant: Stay out of trouble, Centurea

Grabel: it’s fine nearl~! plat is trying to cut ties with the armorless, remember?

NearltheRadiant: K.

StarPlatinum: If I wanted to cause any trouble I’m above doing it via text

StarPlatinum: I’m an assassin not a cyberbully.

AnotherDayAnotherW: be better, be both <3

PhantomOfTheOpera: I remember my days as an assassin, I was the crimson troupes starring role for the job.

StarPlatinum: Wish I got that kinda respect

PhantomOfTheOpera: It did not end well for me.

StarPlatinum: It never does.

JustAKnight has rolled on in! How was the journey? - 09:26 1099 August 21st

THRM-EX: JUSTICE KNIGHT IS THAT YOU.

JustAKnight: Beep Beep! Yep, it’s me!

Castle-3: Castle-3.

Lancet-2: We have the full robot team now!

Grabel: It’s so cute to see you guys in your element~

MohawkMan: Let’s hope it doesn’t get annoying-

MohawkMan: WHY CAN’T I CHANGE MY NICKNAME.

Grabel: What happened to you? (and furthermore who are you~?)

thornbush: elysium, he lost a bet

C20H23N7O7: Elysium lost a game of pool, W had the two make a bet that the loser gets a mohawk, Closure changes his nickname.

Grabel: Seems like I missed one hell of a party~

Rosmontis: good morning gus

Rosmontis: guys

Grabel: Who’s gus~?

Grabel: ohhh!

Meteor has joined the chat! - 09:35 1099 August 21st.

Meteor: Hey pals!

C20H23N7O7: Hey Meteor, how’s the hunting?

Meteor: It’s going good! Who’s this?

C20H23N7O7: It’s me, Folinic, Can I join you on your next trip?

Grabel: Sup Meteor~?

Meteor: Someone’s taking time off I see? That’s unusual

Meteor: Oh hey Gravel!

C20H23N7O7: Yep. Dr. Kal’tsit has insisted I take time off for a little bit due to the fact that We’re at a relative low in patients in medical. Plus we have peace day coming up

Grabel: And you’re actually doing it too~ Come by my room sometime, You medical folks can be fun to be around sometimes~!

C20H23N7O7: Nobody has ever said that to me before. What’s your game here? 

Grabel: What? Sometimes making connections with cute people has its pros~

C20H23N7O7: I won’t deny that you’re cute, But I’m not exactly good at your kind of conversation

Grabel: It’s possible to hang out with people doing things besides talking~ you know that, right?

C20H23N7O7: I’m not sure how to feel about the implications of that.

Grabel: It’s alright, we’ll only do what you are comfortable with~

Kal’tsit: A reminder that this is a company group chat. Please don’t say things that would be incriminating to yourself or others, also, there are some people too young to see the implications this holds.

C20H23N7O7: Wait

C20H23N7O7: No wait mom

C20H23N7O7: Kal’tsit*

C20H23N7O7: It’s not what it seems like

Grabel: did you just call dr. Kal’tsit mom

AnotherDayAnotherW: omg did you just

C20H23N7O7: Don’t hold that against me please I have some issues

Kal’tsit: Barring this, my point still stands.

Grabel: don’t worry! I wasn’t talking about what you’re thinking about

Grabel: not to say I wouldn’t be down to try

C20H23N7O7: I feel like I have some things to go over mentally before you making that joke with me,

AnotherDayAnotherW: awww it’s babys first gay panic

C20H23N7O7: shut up it’s not like that i just have some confliction emotions right now

AnotherDayAnotherW: it’s fine it happens to all of us at some point, and I doubt that’s gravels first time causing one

Grabel: You’re not wrong, it’s certainly not

BullshitBlazing: if any of us was going to be the one to push folinic over the edge I didn’t expect it to be gravel, but i’m also not surprised it was her

C20H23N7O7: IT’S NOT LIKE THAT GUYS PLEASE

(thornbush, Grabel, AnotherDayAnotherW, and BullshitBlazing reacted with :rainbow_flag:)

thornbush: I’m with the others, even your emotionless texting style is beginning to break.

C20H23N7O7: I’m logging off.

Grabel: remember to come by my dorm later though~!

C20H23N7O7:.

C20H23N7O7: When I get off work. Bye.

Grabel: yay!

AnotherDayAnotherW: someone’s gonna have a nice evening.

Grabel: i’m looking forward to it.

weeds: Gravel I think everyone is cute to you. I still remember before Elysium came out you were pushing onto him so aggressively sometimes.

Flamingtail has dashed into chat, hope you brought snacks! - 10:11 1099 August 21st

Grabel: hey, gotta keep your options open, you never know when you’ll be lonely and want to hangout with someone.

LockedAsh has dug into chat! Say your greetings! - 10:11 1099 August 21st

weeds: Yes, but there’s a difference between having friends and sleeping with Asbestos.

Flamingtail: YOU DID WHAT?

LockedAsh: huh

Grabel: I have no regrets about it, she was very nice to be around

Rosmontis: you and asbestos had a sleepover? She seems very mean sometimes

AnotherDayAnotherW: rosmontis now isn’t a good time maybe go get a snack and come back later

Kal’tsit has muted Grabel and weeds, reason being: Please do not bring up things like this in a company group chat. Duration: 1 hour.

Kal’tsit: A friendly reminder to all Rhodes Island Employees that things you say here are logged for people to look back at.

Kal’tsit: Also, Elite Operator Rosmontis, while I understand where you are coming from, please refrain from such comments in public areas where said operator may see them. Please apologize to Asbestos when you find possible.

Rosmontis: okay, sorry kal’tsit

Kal’tsit: It’s alright Rosmontis, if needed I may tell Asbestos to please check her attitude. 

JustynaFartooh has broken in! Someone call the police! - 10:14 1099 August 21st .

WildingMane has joined the chat! We’re growing quite the party! - 10:14 1099 August 21st

Flamingtail: Iwona, Justyna, look up in chat you just missed one hell of a show

LockedAsh: the gangs all here now

JustynaFartooth: I am not surprised of the revelation of Gravel sleeping with others. Good for her.

WildingMane: Is Rhodes Island always this lively at 10 in the morning? I never see anyone at this time

AnotherDayAnotherW: it’s far enough between when training session 1 starts and training session 2 ends that usually people who aren’t early risers are savoring that little bit of sleep.

LockedAsh: that’s fair enough, welp, anyone wanna grab lunch?

Flamingtail: Sure, why not?

- 12:57 1099 August 21st -

Ring Ring! Better call Deszcz! - 12:57 1099 August 21st

Deszcz: Good afternoon everyone.

Flamingtail: Is this Proviso?

Deszcz: Yes, I was invited as a Kazimireiz operator, though I likely won’t be active too much.

AnotherDayAnotherW: you’re a lawyer right?

Deszcz: That’s not a good opening but go on.

AnotherDayAnotherW: if I accidentally blew up a water tower in a victorian village would i be legally responsible if it were crossfire

Deszcz: How do you accidentally blow up an entire water tower?

Deszcz: Furthermore, Yes you would likely be held responsible if caught even if it were an accident, you break it you buy it kind of policy.

AnotherDayAnotherW: I’ll keep that in mind thanks

(Deszcz reacted with :thumbs_up:)

- 18:23 1099 August 21st -

C20H23N7O7: @Grabel Okay I’m off work now, what’s your  room number? I’ll head over there after I shower.

AnotherDayAnotherW: hope you enjoy your first date folinic

C20H23N7O7: It’s not dating. It’s just making friends.

AnotherDayAnotherW: 4 Months

thornbush: 2 weeks

MohawkMan: 7 months

weeds: 3 Months

LockedAsh: 6 Weeks

BullshitBlazing: 3 days

AnotherDayAnotherW: wow you do not have faith in her

C20H23N7O7: What are you all even talking about

BullshitBlazing: W, I could probably push Folinic against a wall and threaten her and she’d probably blush.

C20H23N7O7: I would not, shut up.

Grabel: Sorry! Just got done setting up

Grabel: Room 173

Grabel: You can just bring your soap here and just shower here, I won’t mind~

C20H23N7O7: At that rate we might as well just have a sleepover.

Grabel: omg yas! it’ll be so fun

C20H23N7O7: I was joking

Grabel: awww :( I can’t believe you’d play with me like that~

C20H23N7O7: Actually, I have nothing to do the next few days, cya there

Grabel: ooh yay! we can paint our nails and try on clothes!

AnotherDayAnotherW: look at you two out making plans already

Grabel: we’ll see, but I’ll only do things that she’s comfortable with, not going to push myself onto any boys or girls, not my style.

AnotherDayAnotherW: based, at least you’re responsible.

Grabel: Indeed!

Grabel: nevertheless, i’ll be off for the night. good evening~!

AnotherDayAnotherW: cya

- 20:43 1099 August 21st -

yougetnoclosure: okay so introduction of the kazimirez operators went well so far, that’s pretty good.

yougetnoclosure: also wow weedy got muted?

weeds: Didn’t think before I typed.

yougetnoclosure: that’s out of character for you

weeds: I had to speak or else I would think about it at night.

yougetnoclosure: that’s fair, I think we can get more people tomorrow, arranging paperwork with legal about it, but getting alternative companies to be rhodes official operators instead of transfer operator is weird.

weeds: It seems like so, hopefully next up is some more chill people, maybe one day we’ll be able to change the color of our nicknames

yougetnoclosure: maybe, but for now I’ll probably be booking the servers for some maintenance, good night

weeds: Good night Closure.

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TheLastKnight has joined the chat, say ! - 88:88 8888 October 88th

TheLastKnight: The Waves…

TheLastKnight: They call.

TheLastKnight: Even through this light brick..

TheLastKnight: I must… Conquer.

TheLastKnight has Left, say ! - 88:88 8888 October 88thTheLastKnight.

- 00:01 1099 August 22nd -

yougetnoclosure: what

yougetnoclosure: okay