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Dear Diary,
Homework sucks. Don’t wanna learn about stupid giraffes and whales and flamingos. I wanna play at the playground, swing on the monkey bars! Those things are so fun. Always feels like I’m flying, like I’m the queen of the world!
Mommy told me that if I get all this homework done, I can walk over to Will’s house and ask his mommy if he can come to the park with me. Yay!
Should I tell Will I like him? Yeah? I don’t know, Diary… I’m scared. What if he doesn’t want to be friends with me anymore? I like Will. He’s super duper fun and nice and sweet and handsome. Not like the other boys in my class. They’re yucky!
Maybe I should just kiss him. Mommy told me once that if someone don’t like me for who I am, they ain’t worth it. I’ll see if Will is worth it. All the Disney movies have cute kisses, I could try that! Can’t be too hard, right?
Oh! I could even put on a dress! If I look pretty then Will will love me! That’s what I think. The princesses always look pretty and the boys always love them. I’ll wear the one with the cute flowers on them. My favourite.
Another idea! I should take Mommy’s wallet and buy some bubble gum so my breath smells good! And because it tastes good. I promise I’ll give the wallet back, Diary. Okay? Don’t tell Santa, promise?
Well, I guess I should finish this homework so that I can go to the park, or else I’ll never be able to kiss Will. I wanna kiss him.
Bye-bye, Diary. Wish me luck!
