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1. Acquaint-A-Dates by The_Official_Linka

   Fandoms: Devil May Cry  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • F/M, Gen
   • Complete Work

   12 Jul 2023

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Dante/Lady (Devil May Cry)
   • Dante (Devil May Cry)
   • Lady (Devil May Cry)
   • Solid Snake
   • Patty Lowell
   • Vergil (Devil May Cry)
   • Original Female Character(s)
   • Original Demon Character(s)
   • Humor
   • Action
   • Action & Romance
   • Canon-Typical Violence
   • Romantic Comedy
   • Bruce Campbell - Freeform
   • El Donte (mentioned)
   • Squirrels
   • Valentine's Day
   • I still hate valentine's day
   • somehow minimal angst
   • Fake/Pretend Relationship
   • they might as well be parents by now
   • Fancy Restaurant
   • I had to look up how wine works for this
   • How Do I Tag
   • Guns
   • Demons
   • Story within a Story
   • Mystery
   • but a very stupid one
   • cyanide - Freeform
   • Idiots in Love
   • Post-DMC5
   • they're besties
   • but could they be more?
   • really need a generator on how to tag
   • alice and sheryl cooper's marriage keeps the world spinning

   Summary

   Acquaint-A-Dates (/uh/kwayn/ta/daets/) NOUN: Friends who sometimes go on dates for work purposes. Not a weird thing demons do and definitely not a made-up term created by Dante as a coping mechanism.

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   Yeah I know it's July sOME STUFF CAME UP ALRIGHT--

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