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Unlike many other high school health teachers who still followed the same tired, outdated curriculum from the 90s, Dan Johnson continually updated his curriculum to match current health trends, both nationwide and in the surrounding area. Looking up into the flushed, increasingly panicked face of his former student, a statistic flashed into his head: In the past two years, more than 35% of sexually mature male centaurs have developed a largely benign but emotionally distressing new condition called spontaneous involuntary ejaculation disorder (SIED for short).