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“Quite a fright for sun-enjoyers at Cloudbreak near Fiji yesterday. One of the surfers spotted an incredibly large shark and alerted the lifeguards, who immediately pulled all surfers from the water and called the coastguard.
After a short investigation, it was concluded that the shark, a Great White named Ghost, was going to be around for a while. Though not seen as a threat since Ghost has never attacked humans, the lifeguards have not opened the beach for surfers or swimmers.
At this moment, sunbathing is allowed, but surfing is only allowed with explicit clearance from the coastguard, who placed a tracker on Ghost to locate him at all times. The coastguard is ecstatic to have a tracker on the shark since Ghost is a very elusive animal and typically doesn’t show himself in crowded places.
Ghost is 24 feet long and thought to be around 30 years of age.”
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Soap is a surfer, Ghost is a shark. What could possibly go wrong?