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I walked over to the chair. The chair was gold, with a white cushion. On the other side of the chair was a mangled looking cat. It looked like a asymmetrical painting, but it was pink, had two cat eyes, that were a shade of light green and seemed to be a scottish fold cat. I sat inside the chair.
“Welcome to Flosier (to reader, its pronounced flow-see-air). What brought you here?”
It inquired.
“Can I just go back? I have a train to maintain after this..”
I told him.
“Sorry.. Going to Flosier is a one-way thing! You come here, you stay here for eternity. Now, what brought you here?”
He responded.
“Well…”
I took a breath and hesitated, but eventually i told it how i came here.
PomPom got onto the announcements and told us what planet we were headed to;
“Looks like we are headed to Planet… 8008135, out of about.. A lotta planets, before we go to our final stop. I don’t think you guys have been here before..”
They told us.
I got onto my device and identified the planet with its common name, Wasp-B12. It seems to be an egg shaped planet, but it looks like it evolved in the last millennium from when the train last visited, and now had a bustling society of sentient, (usually, on other planets with life forms) inanimate objects the size of some of us boarding the train, and usually religious cats that could walk on four legs, could talk like a normal person could, and lived in multiple groups called ‘Clans’. Also, it is slowly became closer to its sun or star by the day and is slowly burning, so the locals there are evolving by the day! I waited for the jump, and I saw March do her usual thing of trying to stand while the jump happens and I just… stood there. Like a normal person should not while boarding the train, but however we did get to our destination safely. Our usual routine happened, except Dan Heng was a bit sick and couldn’t come. So I tried to send Mr.Yang, but PomPom told me that they wanted to stay with Mr.Yang this time. I told them it was alright and went with the others. Upon arrival, I noticed many signs that said something along the lines of “No Rune Bearers/Runis Allowed.”, “No Nunis.”, or “Non-Runis Only.” I don’t know what Runis did, but I continued on with my day and continued walking on the street. It was very hot being on this planet, but then we were stopped by some.. Objects and a small two legged cat approximately the size of PomPom. Pretty sure you know them, right? Anyways, i told them to fuck off or else but they told us that we had an offer, if we could do something for them, then we could get millions of… meth.. In return. Seems to be the currency there, I guess. But after we accepted, they told us they needed to talk to March. Like the person I am, I left her with them, then walked in front of a road that didn’t have any cars on it. Then, a Ford F-150 came as fast as lightning while the driver repeatedly said “Nunis! Craetur!” to me, probably. Suddenly, everything hurt. I could barely keep my eyes open, but another one of the people i was with, Caelus looked at me. He looked like he was going to cry, but i started to feel more comfortable. It felt like going into a deep sleep, but i could still feel his tears on me. Then I was near some stairs.
“Wooww, a car accident? Maybe you should’ve been more firm with PomPom about staying with hi- i mean them.. Just for that, youre going to the Eternal Darkness.”
It told me, then smirked
“WAIT WHA-”
I fell down. I then was greeted by a strange flower.