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Hi my name is Ebenum Tene’bra Dementia Corvus Ve and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Agrippina the Elder (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Grumio but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school in Caecilius's house where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Res Notum and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black sash with matching lace around it and a black leather tunic, and black sandals. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside the villa. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of plebs stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

“Hey Ebenum!” shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Clemens!

“What’s up Clemens?” I asked.

“Nothing.” he said shyly.

But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.

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The next day I woke up in my cubiculum. It was snowing and raining again. I opened the door of my sarcophagus and drank some blood from a bottle I had. My sarcophagus was black ebony and inside it was hot pink velvet with black lace on the ends. I got out of my sarcophagus and took of my giant MCA tunic which I used for pajamas. Instead, I put on a black leather stola, a pentagram necklace, combat sandals and black armbands on. I put on four pairs of earrings in my pierced ears, and put my hair in a kind of messy bun.

My friend, Salix (AN: Raven dis is u!) woke up then and grinned at me. She flipped her long waist-length raven black hair with pink streaks and opened her forest-green eyes. She put on her black Marcus Manlius tunic, armbands, and pointy high-heeled sandals. We put on our makeup (black lipstick white foundation and black eyeliner.)

“OMFG, I saw you talking to Clemens yesterday!” she said excitedly.

“Yeah? So?” I said, blushing.

“Do you like Clemens?” she asked as we went out of the cubiculum and into the triclinium.

“No I so fucking don’t!” I shouted.

“Yeah right!” she exclaimed. Just then, Clemens walked up to me.

“Hi.” he said.

“Hi.” I replied flirtily.

“Guess what.” he said.

“What?” I asked.

“Well, Bona Charlotte are having a concert in the forum.” he told me.

“Oh. My. Fucking. God!” I screamed. I love BC. They are my favorite band, besides MCA.

“Well…. do you want to go with me?” he asked.

I gasped.

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On the night of the concert I put on my black lace-up sandals with high heels. Underneath them were ripped red leggings. Then I put on a black leather stola with all this belt stuff on the back and front. I put on matching armband on my arms. I straightened my hair and made it look all spiky. I felt a little depressed then, so I slit one of my wrists. I read a depressing book while I waited for it to stop bleeding and I listened to some BC. I painted my nails black and put on TONS of black eyeliner. Then I put on some black lipstick. I didn’t put on foundation because I was pale anyway. I drank some human blood so I was ready to go to the concert.

I went outside. Clemens was waiting there in front of his flying chariot. He was wearing a Simplex Consilium toga (they would play at the show too), black nail polish and a little eyeliner (AN: A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!).

“Hi Clemens!” I said in a depressed voice.

“Hi Ebenum.” he said back. We walked into his flying black chariot (the license plate said 666) and flew to the place with the concert. On the way we listened excitedly to Bona Charlotte and Marcus Manilius. When we got there, we both hopped out of the chariot. We went to the mosh pit at the front of the stage and jumped up and down as we listened to Bona Charlotte.

“You come in cold, you're covered in blood
They're all so happy you've arrived
The doctor cuts your cord, hands you to your mom
She sets you free into this life.” sang Jurgutha (I don’t own da lyrics 2 dat song).

“Jurgutha is so fucking hot.” I said to Clemens, pointing to him as he sung, filling the club with his amazing voice.

Suddenly Clemens looked sad.

“What’s wrong?” I asked as we moshed to the music. Then I caught on.

“Hey, it’s ok I don’t like him better than YOU!” I said.

“Really?” asked Clemens sensitively and he put his arm around me all protective.

“Really.” I said. “Besides I don’t even know Jurgutha and he’s going out with Julia fucking Drusilla. I fucking hate that little bitch.” I said disgustedly, thinking of her ugly blonde face.

The night went on really well, and I had a great time. So did Clemens. After the concert, we drank some vinum and asked Bavius and Jurgutha for their autographs and photos with them. We got BC concert tunics. Clemens and I crawled back into the chariot, but Clemens didn’t go back into the villa, instead he drove the chariot into……………………… the Forbidden Silva!

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“CLEMENS!” I shouted. “What the fuck do you think you are doing?”

Clemens didn’t answer but he stopped the flying chariot and he walked out of it. I walked out of it too, curiously.

“What the fucking hell?” I asked angrily.

“Ebenum?” he asked.

“What?” I snapped.

Clemens leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts) which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn’t feel mad anymore.

And then…………… suddenly just as I Clemens kissed me passionately. Clemens climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my fascia. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.

“Oh! Oh! Oh! ” I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then….

“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”

It was…………………………………………………….Caecilius!

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Caecilius made and Clemens and I follow him. He kept shouting at us angrily.

“You ludacris fools!” he shouted.

I started to cry tears of blood down my pallid face. Clemens comforted me. When we went back to the castle Caecilius took us to Professor Felix and Professor Metella who were both looking very angry.

“They were having sexual intercourse in the Forbidden Silva!” he yelled in a furious voice.

“Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?” asked Professor Metella.

“How dare you?” demanded Professor Syphax.

And then Clemens shrieked. “BECAUSE I LOVE HER!”

Everyone was quiet. Caecilius and Professor Metella still looked mad but Professor Syphax said. “Fine. Very well. You may go up to your rooms.”

Clemens and I went upstairs while the teachers glared at us.

“Are you okay, Ebenum?” Clemens asked me gently.

“Yeah I guess.” I lied. I went to the girl’s cubiculum and brushed my teeth and my hair and changed into a low-cut black floor-length stola with red lace all around it and black high sandals. When I came out….

Clemens was standing in front of the latrina, and he started to sing ‘I just wanna live’ by Bona Charlotte. I was so flattered, even though he wasn’t supposed to be there. We hugged and kissed. After that, we said goodnight and he reluctantly went back into his room.

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The next day I woke up in my sarcophagus. I put on a black tunic that was all ripped around the end and a matching palla with red skulls all over it and high heeled sandals that were black. I put on two pairs of skull earrings, and two crosses in my ears. I painted my hair with purple.

In the triclinium, I ate some breakfast with blood instead of garum, and a glass of red blood. Suddenly someone bumped into me. All the blood spilled over my top.

“Bastard!” I shouted angrily. I regretted saying it when I looked up cause I was looking into the pale white face of a gothic boy with spiky black hair with red streaks in it. He was wearing so much eyeliner that I was going down his face and he was wearing black lipstick. He didn’t have glasses anymore and now he was wearing red contact lenses just like Clemens's and there was no scar on his forhead anymore. He had a manly stubble on his chin. He had a sexy Brittanian accent. He looked exactly like Jurgutha. He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kind of like an erection only I’m a girl so I didn’t get one.

“I’m so sorry.” he said in a shy voice.

“That’s all right. What’s your name?” I questioned.

“My name’s Quintus Caecilius Iucundus, although most people call me Vampire these days.” he grumbled.

“Why?” I exclaimed.

“Because I love the taste of human blood.” he giggled.

“Well, I am a vampire.” I confessed.

“Really?” he whimpered.

“Yeah.” I roared.

We sat down to talk for a while. Then Clemens came up behind me and told me he had a surprise for me so I went away with him.

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Clemens and I held our pale white hands with black nail polish as we went upstairs. I was wearing red Satanist sings on my nails in red nail polish (AN: c doez dat sound lik a Maru Sue 2 u?). I waved to Vampire. Dark misery was in his depressed eyes. I guess he was jealous of me that I was going out with Clemens. Anyway, I went upstairs excitedly with Clemens. We went into his room and locked the door. Then…………

We started frenching passively and we took off each others clothes enthusiastically. He felt me up before I took of my top. Then I took off my black leather fascia and he took off his leggings. We went on the bed and started making out naked and then he put his boy’s thingy in mine and we HAD SEX. (c is dat stupid?)

“Oh Clemens, Clemens!” I screamed while getting an orgasm when all of a sudden I saw a tattoo I had never seen before on Clemens’s arm. It was a black heart with an arrow through it. On it in bloody gothic writing were the words………… Vampire!

I was so angry.

“You bastard!” I shouted angrily, jumping out of the bed.

“No! No! But you don’t understand!” Clemens pleaded. But I knew too much.

“No, you fucking idiot!” I shouted.

I put on my clothes all huffily and then stomped out. Clemens ran out even though he was naked. He had a really big you-know-what but I was too mad to care. I stomped out and did so until I was in Vampire’s classroom where he was having a lesson with Professor Syphax and some other people.

“VAMPIRE CAECILIUS IUCUNDUS, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!” I yelled.

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Everyone in the class stared at me and then Clemens came into the room even though he was naked and started begging me to take him back.

“Ebenum, it’s not what you think!” Clemens screamed sadly.

My friend C'ruentifera Maria Faber smiled at me understatedly. She flipped her long waste-length gothic black hair and opened her crimson eyes like blood that she was wearing contact lenses on. She had pale white skin that she was wearing white makeup on. Lucia was kidnapped when she was born. Her real parents are vampires and one of them is a witch but Salvius killed her mother and her father committed suicide because he was depressed about it. She still has nightmares about it and she is very haunted and depressed. It also turns out her real last name is Faber and not Iucundus.

“What is it that you desire, you ridiculous dimwit!” Syphax demeaned angrily in his cold voice but I ignored him.

“Vampire, I can’t believe you cheated on me with Clemens!” I shouted at him.

Everyone gasped.

I don’t know why Ebenum was so mad at me. I had went out with Vampire (I’m bi and so is Ebenum) for a while but then he broke my heart. He dumped me because he liked Britannia, a stupid plebby fucker. We were just good friends now. He had gone through horrible problems, and now he was gothic. (Haha, like I would hang out with a pleb.)

“But I’m not going out with Clemens anymore!” said Vampire.

“Yeah fucking right! Fuck off, you bastard!” I screamed. I ran out of the room and into the Forbidden Silva where I had lost my virility to Clemena and then I started to bust into tears

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I was so mad and sad. I couldn’t believe Clemens for cheating on me. I began to cry against the tree where I did it with Clemens.

Then all of a suddenly, an horrible man with red eyes and no nose and everything started flying towards me on a broomstick! He didn’t have a nose (basically like Salvius in the movie) and he was wearing all black but it was obvious he wasn’t gothic. It was…… Salvius!

“No!” I shouted in a scared voice but then Salvius shouted “Imperius!” and I couldn’t run away.

“Crookshanks!” I shouted at him. Salvius fell of his broom and started to scream. I felt bad for him even though I’m a sadist so I stopped.

“Ebenum.” he yelled. “Thou must kill Vampire Iucundus Caecilius!”

I thought about Vampire and his sexah eyes and his gothic black hair and how his face looks just like Jurgutha. I remembered that Clemens had said I didn’t understand, so I thought, what if Clemens went out with Vampire before I went out with him and they broke up?

“No, Salvius!” I shouted back.

Salvius gave me a gun. “No! Please!” I begged.

“Thou must!” he yelled. “If thou does not, then I shall kill thy beloved Clemens!”

“How did you know?” I asked in a surprised way.

Salvius got a dude-ur-so-stupid look on his face. “I hath telekinesis.” he answered cruelly. “And if you doth not kill Vampire, then thou know what will happen to Clemens!” he shouted. Then he flew away angrily on his broomstick.

I was so scared and mad I didn’t know what to do. Suddenly Clemens came into the woods.

“Clemens!” I said. “Hi!”

“Hi.” he said back but his face was all sad. He was wearing white foundation and messy eyeliner kind of like a pentagram (geddit) between Jurgutha and Grumio.

“Are you okay?” I asked.

“No.” he answered.

“I’m sorry I got all mad at you but I thought you cheated on me.” I expelled.

“That’s okay.” he said all depressed and we went back into the villa together making out.

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I was really scared about Slavius all day. I was even upset went to rehearsals with my gothic metal band Cruenta Gothica Rosa 666. I am the lead singer of it and I play pandura. People say that we sound like a cross between BC, Fluusnodus and MCA. The other people in the band are C'ruentifera Maria, Vampire, Clemens, Alexander (although we call him Diabolus now. He has black hair now with blue streaks in it.) and Bergans. Only today Clemens and Vampire were depressed so they weren’t coming and we wrote songs instead. I knew Clemens was probably slitting his wrists (he wouldn’t die because he was a vampire too and the only way you can kill a vampire is with a c-r-o-s-s (there’s no way I’m writing that) or a steak) and Vampire was probably watching a depressing fabula like Cadaverosa Nupta. I put on a tiny black leather tunic that showed off my boobs and said Simplex Consilium on the butt. You might think I’m a slut but I’m really not.

We were singing a cover of ‘Helena’ and at the end of the song I suddenly bust into tears.

“Ebenum! Are you OK?” C'ruentifera Maria asked in a concerted voice.

“What the fuck do you think?” I asked angrily. And then I said. “Well, Salvius came and the fucking bastard told me to fucking kill Quintus! But I don’t want to kill him, because, he’s really nice, even if he did go out with Clemens. But if I don’t kill Quintus, then Salvius, will fucking kill Clemens!” I burst into tears.
Suddenly Clemens jumped out from behind a wall.

“Why didn’t you fucking tell me!” he shouted. “How could you- you- you fucking poser barbarian bitch!” (c is dat out of character?)

I started to cry and cry. Clemens started to cry too all sensitive. Then he ran out crying.

We practiced for one more hour. Then suddenly Caecilius walked in angrily! His eyes were all fiery and I knew this time it wasn’t cause he had a headache.

“What have you done!” He started to cry wisely. (c dats basically nut swering and dis time he wuz relly upset n u wil c y) “Ebenum Clemens has been found in his room. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists. "Ebenum Clemens has been found in his room. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists."

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“NO!” I screamed. I was horrorfied! C'ruentifera Maria tried to comfort me but I told her fuck off and I ran to my room crying myself. Caecilius chased after me shouting but he had to stop when I went into my room cause he would look like a perv that way.

Anyway, I started crying tears of blood and then I slit both of my wrists. They got all over my clothes so I took them off and jumped into the bath angrily while I put on a Laevius Campestris song at full volume. I grabbed a steak and almost stuck it into my heart to commit suicide. I was so fucking depressed! I got out of the bathtub and put on a black low-cut stola with lace all over it sandly. I put on black high heel sandals with pink metal stuff on the ends and six pairs of skull earrings. I couldn’t fucking believe it. Then I looked out the window and screamed… Syfax was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Loocrio was masticating to it! They were sitting on their broomsticks.

“EW, YOU FUCKING PERVS, STOP LOOKING AT ME NAKED! ARE YOU PEDOS OR WHAT!” I screamed putting on a black towel with a picture of Marcus Manilius on it. Suddenly Vampire ran in.

“Abra Kedavra!” he yelled at Syphax and Loocrio pointing his womb. I took my gun and shot Syphax and Looceio a gazillion times and they both started screaming and the camera broke. Suddenly, Caecylius ran in. “Ebenum, it has been revealed that someone has - NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” he shouted looking at Syphax and Loocrio and then he waved his wand and suddenly…

Bergans ran outside on his broom and said everyone we need to talk.

“What do you know, Bergens? You’re just a little student!”

“I MAY BE A STUDENT….” Berganans paused angrily. “BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!”

“This cannot be.” Syfax said in a crisp voice as blood dripped from his hand where Caecylius's wand had shot him. “There must be other factors.”

“YOU DON’T HAVE ANY!” I yelled in madly.

Loocrio held up the camera triumelephantly. “The lens may be ruined but the tape is still there!”

I felt faint, more than I normally do like how it feels when you do not drink enough blood.

“Why are you doing this?” Loocrio said angrily while he rubbed his dirty hands on his clook.

And then I heard the words that I had heard before but not from him. I did not know whether to feel shocked and happy or to bite him and drink his blood because I felt faint.

“BECAUSE…BECAUSE….” Begans said and he paused in the air dramitaclly, waving his wand in the air. Then swooped he in singing to the tune of a gothic version of a song by 50 Centesima.

“Because you’re goffic?” Syfax asked in a little afraid voice cause he was afraind it meant he was connected with Satan.

“Because I LOVE HER!”

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I was about to slit my wrists again with the silver knife that Clenens had given me in case anything happened to him. He had told me to use it valiantly against an enemy but I knew that we must both go together.

“NO!” I THOUGHT IT WAS BRAIgans but it was Vampire. He started to scream. “OMFG! NOOOOO! MY SCAR HURTS!” and then….. his eyes rolled up! You could only see his red whites.

I stopped. “How did u know?”

“I saw it! And my scar turned back into the lightning bolt!”

“NO!” I ran up closer. “I thought you didn’t have a scar anymore!” I shouted.

“I do but Diabolo changed it into a pentagram for me and I always cover it up with foundation.” he said back. “Anyway my scar hurt and it turned back into the lightning bolt! Save me! then I had a vision of what was happening to Clemens…………….Salbius has him bondage!”

Anyway I was in the school nurse’s office now recovering from my slit wrists. Syfax and Loocrio and BREHANS were there too. They were going to St. Mango’s after they recovered cause they were pedofiles and you can’t have those fucking pervs teaching in a school with lots of hot gurlz. Caecilius had constipated the cideo camera they took of me naked. I put up my middle finger at them.

Anyway Bergans came into my hospital bed holding a bouquet of pink roses.

“Enebum I need to tell u somethnig.” he said in a v. serious voice, giving me the roses.

“Fuck off.” I told him. “You know I fucking hate the color pink anyway, and I don’t like fucked up plebs like you.” I snapped. Bergans had been mean to me before for being gottik.

“No Enebum.” Bergans says. “Those are not roses.”

“What, are they goffs too you poser pleb?” I asked cause I was angry that he had brought me pink roses.

“I saved your life!” He yelled angrily. “No you didn’t I replied.” “You saved me from getting a Pompeia Plotina p- video made from your shower scene and being vued by Syfax and Loocrio.” Who MASTABATED (c is dat speld rong) to it he added silently.

“Whatever!” I yelled angirly.

He pointed his wand at the pink roses. “These aren’t roses.” He suddenly looked at them with an evil look in his eye and muttered Well If you wanted Honesty that’s all you haD TO SAY! .

“That’s not a spell that’s an MCA song.” I corrected him wisely.

“I know, I was just warming up my vocal cordes.” Then he screamed. “Petulus merengo mi kremicli romacio(4 all u cool goffic mcr fans out, there, that is a tribute! specially for raven I love you girl!)imo noto okayo!”

And then the roses turned into a huge black flame floating in the middle of the air. And it was black. Now I knew he wasn’t a pleb.

“OK I believe you now wtf is Klemens?”

Breadgans rolled his eyes. I looked into the balls of flame but I could c nothing.

“U c, Enebbum,” Caecylius said, watching the two of us watching the flame. “2 c wht iz n da flmes(HAHA U REVIEWRS FLAMES GEDDIT) u mst find urslf 1st, k?”

“I HAVE FOUND MYSELF OK YOU MEAN OLD MAN!” Bergans yelled. cAECilius lookd shockd. I guess he didn’t have a headache or else he would have said something back.

Breadgans stormed off back into his bed. “U r a liar, prof Caeciliiiii!”

Anyway when I got better I went upstairs and put on a black leather ministola that was all ripped on the ends with lace on it. There was some belt stuff on the front. Then I put on black leggings and black high-heeled sandals with pictures of Decimus Magnus Ausonius on them. I put my hair all out around me so I looked like Samara from the Anulus (if u don’t know who she iz ur a pleb so fuk off!) and I put on blood-red lipstick, black eyeliner and black lip gloss.

“You look kawai, girl.” C'ruentifera Maria said sadly. “Fangs (geddit) you do too.” I said sadly too, but I was still upset. I slit both of my wrists feeling totally depressed and I sucked all the blood. I cried again in my latrina and put the shades on so Syfax and Loocrio couldn’t spy on me this time. I went to some classes. Vampire was in the Hair of Magical Magic Creatures. He looked all depressed because Clemens had disappeared and he had used to be in love with Clemens. He was sucking some blood from a Hufflepuff.

“Hi.” he said in a depressed way. “Hi back.” I said in an wqually said way.

We both looked at each other for some time. Quintus had beautiful red gothic eyes so much like Clemens. Then……… we jumped on each other and started screwing each other.

“STOP IT NOW YOU HORNY SIMPLETONS!” shouted Professor Nutella who was watching us and so was everyone else.

“Vampire you fucker!” I said slapping him. “Stop trying to screw me. You know I loved Clemens!” I shouted and then I ran away angrily.

Just then he started to scream. “OMFG! NOOOOO! MY SCAR HURTS!” and then….. his eyes rolled up! You could only see his red whites.

“NO!” I ran up closer.

“I thought you didn’t have a scar anymore!” I shouted.

“I do but Diabolus changed it into a pentagram for me and I always cover it up with foundation.” he said back. “Anyway my scar hurt and then I had a vision of what was happening to Clemens…………….Salfius has him bondage!”

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Vampire and I ran up the stairs looking for Caecilius. We were so scared.

“Caecilius! Caecylius!!” we both yelled. Caecilius came there.

“What is it that you want now you despicable snobs?” he asked angrily.

“Salfius has Clemens!” we shouted at the same time.

He laughed in an evil voice.

“No! Don’t! We need to save Clemens!” we begged.

“No.” he said meanly. “I don’t give a darn what Salvius does to Clemens. Not after how much he misbehaved in school especially with YOU Ebenum.” he said while he frowned looking at me. “Besides I never liked him that much anyway.” then he walked away. Vampire started crying. “My Clemens!” he moaned.

“Its okay!” I tried to tell him but that didn’t stop him. He started to cry tears of blood. Then he had a brainstorm. “I had an idea!” he exclaimed.

“What?” I asked him.

“You’ll see.” he said. He took out his wand and did a spell. Then…… suddenly we were in Salvips lair!

We ran in with our wands out just as we heard a croon voice say. “Allah Kedavra!”
It was……………………………….. Salvius!

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We ran to where Salcius was. It turned out that Salvius wasn’t there. Instead the fat guy who killed the Egyptian slave boy was. Clemens was there crying tears of blood. Serpenscauda was torturing him. Vampire and I ran in front of Serpenscauda.

“Rid my sight you despicable plebs!” he shouted as we started shooting him with the gun he Then suddenly he looked at me and he fell down with a lovey-dovey look in his eyes. “EbenumIloveyouwiluhavesexwithme.” he said. (in dis he is sixteen yrs old so hes not a pedofile ok)

“Huh?” I asked.
”Enebum I love you will you have sex with me?” asked Serpenscauda. I started laughing crudely. “What the fuck? You torture my bf and then you expect me to fuck you? God, you are so fucked up you fucking bastard.” I said angrily. Then I stabbed him in the heart. Blood pored out of it like a fountain.

“Nooooooooooooo!” he screamed. He started screaming and running around. Then he fell down and died. I brust into tears sadly.

“Serpenscauda what art thou doing?” called Salvius. Then…… he started coming! We could hear his high heels clacking to us. So we got on our broomsticks and we flew to the villa. We went to my cubiculum. Vampire went away. There I started crying.

“What’s wrong honey?” asked Clemens taking off his clothes so we could screw. He had a sex-pack (geddit cuz hes so sexah) and a really huge you-know-what and everything.

“Its so unfair!” I yielded. “Why can’t I just be ugly or plain like all da other girls and plebs here except for C’ruentifera Maria, because she’s not ugly or anything.”

“Why would you wanna be ugly? I don’t like the plebs anyway. They are such fucking sluts.” answered Clemens.

“Yeah but everyone is in love with me! Like Syphax and Loocrio took a video of me naked. Bergans says he’s in love with me. Vampire likes me and now even Serpenscauda is in love with me! I just wanna be with you ok Clemens! Why couldn’t Satan have made me less beautiful?” I shouted angrily. (an” don’t wory enebum isn’t a snob or anyfing but a lot of ppl hav told her shes pretty) “Im good at too many things! WHY CAN’T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT’S A FUCKING CURSE!” I shouted and then I ran away.

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“Ebenum! Ebenum!” shouted Clemens sadly. “No, please, come back!”

But I was too mad.

“Whatever! Now u can go anh have sex with Vampire!” I shouted. I stormed into my room and closed my black door with my blood-red key. It had a picture of Marcus Manlius on it. He looked so sexy in a way that reminded me of Clemens and Vampire. I started to cry and weep. I took a pugio and started to slit my wrists. I drank the blood all depressed. Then I looked at my black BC watch and noticed it was time to go to Biology class.

I put on a short ripped black gothic stola that said Anarchy on the front in blood red letters and was all ripped and a spiky belt. Under that I put on ripped black leggings and sandals that said Jurgutha all over them with blood red letters. I put my ebony black hair out. Anyway I went downstairs feeling all sad and depressed as usual. I did sum advanced Biology work. I was turning a bloody pentagram into a black guitar. Suddenly the guitar turned to Clemens!

“Enebum I love you!” he shouted sadly. “I dnot care what those fucker plebs and posers fink. Ur da most beautiful girl in the world. Before I met you I used to want to commit suicide all the time. Now I just wanna fucking be with you. I fucking love you!.” Then……………. he started to sing “Da Chronicles of Life and Death” (we considered it our song now cuz we fell in love when Jurgutha was singing it) right in front of the entire class! His singing voice was so amazing and gothic and sexxy like a cross between Grumio, Jurgutha, Castra, Plautius and Marcus Manlius (AN: don’t u fink dos guyz r so hot. if u dnot no who dey r get da fuk out od hr!) .

“OMFG.” I said after he was finished. Some fucking plebs stared at us but I just stuck up my middle fingers (that were covered in black nail polish and were entwined with Clemens’s now) at them. “I love you!” I said and then we started to kiss just like Julia Drusilla (i fukin h8 dat bitch) and CMM in a Cinisella Fabula. Then we went away holding hands. Loocrio shouted at us but he stopped cuz everyone was clapping by how sexy we looked 2gether. Then I saw a poster saying that MCA would have a concert in Hogsmede right then. We looked at each other all shocked and then we went 2gether.

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We ran happily to Hogsmede. There we saw the stage where BC had played. We ran in happly. MCA were there playing ‘Helena’. I was so fucking happy! Grumio looked even sexier than he did in da pictures. Even Clemens thought so, I could totally see him getting an erection but it didn’t matter cuz I knew know that we were da only true ones for eachother. I was wearing a black leather ministola and black leather platinum sandals with red ripped leggings. Clemens was wearing a black baggy MCA t-toga and black baggy pants. Anyway, we stated moshing to Helena. We frenched. We ran up 2 the front of the band to stage-dive. Suddenly, Grumio pulled off his mask. So did the others. We gasped. It wasn’t them at all. It was.,……………………….. Salfius and da Mors Dealers!

“Wtf Clemens im not going to a concert wid u!” I shouted angrily. “Not after what happened to me last time? Even if its MCA n u no how much I lik them”

“What cause we…you know…” he gadgetted uncomfortbli cause guys don’t like to talk a bout you-know-what.

“Yeah cause we you know!” I yielded in an angry voice.

“We won’t do that again.” Clemens promised. “This time, we’re going with an ESCORT.”

“OMFG wtf/ Are you giving into the mainstream?” I asked. “So I guess ur a pleb or a Christina or what now?”

“NO.” he muttered loudly.

“R u becoming a pleb or what?” I shootd angrily.

“Enebum! I’m not! Pls come with me!” He fell down to his knees and started singing ‘Da world is black’ by BC to me.

I was flattened cause that’s not even a single, he had memorized da lyrks just 4 me!

“OK then I guess I will have to.” I said and then we frenched 4 a while and I went up 2 my room.

C’ruentifera Maria was standing there. “Hajimemashite gurl.” she said happily (she spex Japanese so do i. dat menz ‘how do u do’ in japanese). “BTW Salix that fucking poser got expuld. she failed al her klasses and she skepped math.” (an: RAVEN U FUKIN SUK! FUK U!)

“It serves that fuking bich right.” I laughed angrily.

Well anyway we where felling all deprezzed. We wutsched some goffic movies like Das niteMARE b4 xmas. “Maybe Salix will die too.” I said.

“Kawai.” C’ruentifera Mair shook her head enrgtically lethrigcly. “Oh yeah o have a confession after she got expuld I murdered her and den loocrio did it with her cause he’s a necphilak.”

“Kawai.” I commnted happily . We talked to each other in silence for da rest uv da movie.

“OH HEY BTw, im going to a concert with klemens tonight in Hogsmeade with mca.” I sed. “ I need to wear like da hotset outfit EVA.”

C’ruentifera Mairia Nodded ENREGeticALLlY. “Omfg totally lets go shopping.”

“In Res Notum, right?” I asked, already getting out my spshcial Res Notum Loiyalty carde.

“No.” My head snaped up.

‘WHAT?” my head spuin. I could not believe it. “C’ruentifera Maria are u a PLEB?”

“NOOOO!NOOOO!” She laughed. “I found some cool goffic stores near the villa that’s all.”

“Hu told u abut them” I askd sure it would be klemens or Diabolo or Vampire(don’t even SAY that nam to me!). Or me.

“Caecylius.” She sed. “Let me just call our broms.”

“OMFFG CAECYLIUS?” I asked quietly.

“Yah I saw the map for Hogsmeade on his desk.” She told me. “Come on let’s go.”

We were going in a few punkgoff stores SPECIALLY for the concerts in Hogsmeade. The salesperson was OMG HOTTER THAN GRUMIO EXCEPT NOT CAUSE THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE and he gave me a few stolas. “We only have these for da real goffs.”

“Da real goffs?” Me and C’ruentifera Maria asked.

“Yah u wouldn’t believe how many posers ther are in this town man! Yesterday loocrio and syfax tried to buy a goffic camera pouch.” He shook his head. “I dint even no they had a camera.”

“OMFG NO THEIR GONNA SPY ON ME AGAIN!” I cried, running out of the changing room wearing a long black stola with lots of red tulle coming out and very low-cut with a huge slit.

“Oh my satan you have to buy that outfit” The salesperson said.

“Yeah it looks totlly hot.” said C’ruentifera Maria.

“You know what I am gona give it to you free cause u look really hot in that utfit. Hey are you gonna be at the concert tonight?” he asked.

“Yeah I am actually.” I looked back at him. “Hey BTW my name’s ebendum tene’bra dementia TARA ve what’s yours?”

“Gaius Lib.” He said and ran a hand through his black-dyed hair. “maybe I’ll see you there tonight.”

“Yeah I don’t think so cause I am going there with my bf klemens you sick perv!” I yelled angrily, but before he could beg me to go with him, bergans flew in on his black broom looking worried. “OMFG EBENDY U NEED OT GET BACK INTO THE CASTLE NOW!”

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Gaius Liberalis gave us some clothes n stuff 4 free. He said he wud help us wif makeup if he wunted koz he was relly in2 fashin n stuff. (hes bisezual). bergans kept shooting at us to cum back 2 the villa. “WTF bergans?” I shouted angrily. “Fuck off you fjucking bastard.” Well anyway Salix came. bergens went away angrily.

“Hey bitch you look kawaii.” she said.

“Yah but not as kawaii as you.” I answered sadly cause Salix’s really pretty and everything. She was wearing a short black sash-thingy with blood red lace on it and a blak blood-red ministola, leather leggings and black poiny sandals that showed off how pale she wuz. She had a really nice body wif big bobs and everything. She was thin enouff 2 be anorexic.

“So r u going 2 da concert wif Clemens?” she asked.

“Yah.” I said happily.

“I’m gong with Diabolo.” she anserred happily. Well anyway Clemens and Diabolo came. They were both loking extremely hot and sexy and u could tell they thoufht we were ot 2. Diabolo was wearing a black t-tunic that said ‘666’ on it. He was wearing tons off makeup jus like Marcus Manlius. Clemens was wearing black leather pants, a gothic black BC t-tunic and black Vans he got from da Warped tower. C’ruentifera Mart was going 2 da concert wif Dracola. Dracola used to be called dodorus but it tuned out dat he was kidnapped at birth and his real family were vampires. They dyed in a car crash. Dodorus converted to Satanism and he went goth. He was in Slitherin now. He was wearing a black Wurped t-tunic, black sandals and sandals and black hair wif red streekz in it. We kall him Dracula now. Well anyway we al went 2 Clemens’s black Mercy-Bens (geddit cuz wer gpffik) that his dad Lucian gave him. We did pot, coke and crak. Clemens and I made out. We made fun of dose stupid fuking plebs. We soon got there…….I gapsed.

Grumio was da sexiest guy eva! He locked even sexier den he did in pix. He had long raven blak hair n piercing blue eyes. He wuz really skinny and he had n amazing ethnic voice. We moshed 2 Helena and sum odder songz. Sudenly Grumio polled of his mask. So did the other membez. I gasped. It wasn’t Grumio at all! It was an ugly plebby man wif no nose and red eyes... Every1 ran away but me and Clemens. Clemens and I came. It was…….Slavius and da Mors Deelers!

“U moronic idiots!” he shooted angstily. “Enebum, I told u to kill Vampire. Thou have failed. And now……….I shall kill thou and Clemens!”

“No no please!” We begged sadly but he took out his gladius.

Sudenly a gothic old man flu in on his broomstick. He had lung black hair and a looong black bread. He wus werring a blak robe dat sed ‘aurelia cotta’ on da back. He shotted a spel and Slavinus ran away. It was…………………………………CAECYLIUS!

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I woke up the next day in my sarcophagus. I walked out of it and put on some black eyeliner, black eyesharrow, blood-bed lipstick and a black really low-cut leather stola that was all ripped and in stripes so you could see my belly. I was wearing a skull belly ring with black and red diamonds inside it.

(Da night before Clemens and I rent back to the skull (geddit skull koz im goffik n I like deth). Caecilius chased Slavius away. We flew there on our brooms. Mine was black and the broom-stuff was blood-red. There was lace all over it. Clemens had a black MCA boom. We went back to our rooms and we had you-know-what to a Laevius Campestris song.)

Well anyway I went down to the Triclinium. There all da walls were painted black and da tables were black too. But you fould see that there was pink pant underneath the black pant. And there were pastors of poser bands everywhere, like Antonia Gordiana and the Tergovia Pueri.

“WTF!” I shouted going to sit next to C’ruentifera Maria and Salix. C’ruentifera Maria was wearing a black leather mini with a Bona Chraloote t-tunic, black armbands and black pointy sandals. Salix was wearing a long gothic blak stola with blood red writing that was all lacy and came up to your thighs and black sandals and leggings. Vampire, Dracula and Clemens came. We started to talk about who was sexier, Maevius or Grumio or Decimus Magnus Ausonius. The boys joined in cause they were bi.

“Those guys are so fucking hot.” dodorus was saying as suddenly a gothic old man with a black beard and everything came. He was the same one who had chassed away Slavius yesterday. He had normal tan skin but he was wearing white foundation and he had died his hare black.

“……………….CAECILIUS?1!” we all gasped.

“WTF?” I shouted angrily. “I thought he was just wearing that to scare Salfius!”

“Hello everyone.” he said happily. “As u can see I gave the room a makeover. Whjat do u fink about it?”

Everyone from the poser table in Gryiffindoor started to cheer. Well we goths just looked at each other all disfusted and shook our heads. We couldn’t believe what a poser he was!1.

“BTW you can call me Albertus.” HE CALLED AS WE LEFT to our classes.

“What a fucking poser!” Clemens shouted angrily as we we to Transfomation. We were holding hands. Vampire looked really jealous. I could see him crying blood in a gothic way (geddit, way lik Grumio) but I didn’t say anything. “I bet he’s havin a mid-life crisis!” Salix shouted.

I was so fucking angry.

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All day we sat angerly finking about Caecillius. We were so fucking pissed off. Well, I had one thing to look forward too- da MCA concert. It had been postphoned, so we could all go.

Anyway, I went to the common room sadly to cut classes. Clemens was being all secretive.

I asked what it was and he got all mad me and started crying all hot and angsty

“No one fucking understands me!1” he shouted angrily as his black hare went in his big blue eyes like Decimus Magnus in Via of Borken Dreamz. He was wearing black baggy paints, a black MCA t-tunic and a black die. (geddit insted of tie koz im goffik) I was wearing a blak leather low cut top with chains all over it all over it a blak leather mini, black high held sandals and a cross belly fing. My hair was al up in a messy relly high bun like Agrippina the Elder in Gong Under. (email me if u wana see da pik)

“Accuse me? What about me!” I growled.

“Buy-but-but-” he grunted.

“You fucking bastard!” I moaned.

“No! Wait! It’s not what it fucking looks like!” he shouted.

But it was to late. I knew what I herd. I ran to the bathroom angrily, cring. Clemens banged on the door. I whipped and whepped as my blody eyeliner streammed down my cheeks and made cool tears down my feces like Bavius in the video for Girls and Bois (raven that is soo our video!). I TOOOK OUT A CIGARETE END STARTED TO smoke pot.

Suddenly Bergans came. He had appearated.

“You gave me a fucking shock!” I shouted angrily dropping my pot. “Wtf do you fink you’re doing in da gurl’s room?”

Only it wasn’t just Bergans. Someone else was with him too! For a second I wanted it 2 b Gaius Lib or maybe Clemens but it was Caecylius.

“Hey I need to ask you a question.” he said, pulling out his black wanabe-goffik purse. “What are u wearing to the concert?”

“U no who MCA r!” I gasped.

“No I just saw there was a concert dat a lot of gothz and punx were going 2.” He said. “Anyway Clemens has a surprise for u.”

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All day I wondered what the surprise was. Meanwhile, I pot on a blak ledder mini, a blak sash with urple lace stuff all over it, an black gothic compact sandals. MCA were gong 2 do the concert again, since Salxius had taken over the last one. I slit my wrists while I moshed 2 MCA in my cubiculum all night, feeling excited. Suddenly someone knocked on the door while I was trying on sum black clothes and moshing to Fang u 4 da Venom. I gut all mad and turned it of, but sacredly I hopped inside dat it was Clemens so we could do it again.

“Wut de fucking hell r u doing!” I shouted angrily. It was Loocrio! “R u gonna cum rape me or what.” I yelled. I was allowed to say dat because Caecylius had told us all 2 be careful around hem and Syfax since he was a pedo.

“No, actshelly (geddit, hell) kan I plz burrow sum condemns.” he growld angrily.

“Yah, so u can fuk ur six-yr-old gurlfriend, huh?” I shouted sarkastikally.

“Fuker.” He said, gong away.

Well anyway, I put on some black eyesharow, black eyeliner, and some black lipstick and white foundation. Then I went. Den I gasped…………………………………………………………….Suffix and Loocrio were in da middle of da empty hall, doin it, and Volubilis was watching!1

“Oh my god you ludacris idiot!” they both shooted angrily when they saw me. Volubilis ran away crying. Dey got up, though. Normally I wood have ben turned on (I luv cing guyz do it) but both of them were fuking plebs. (btw suffix is movd 2 griffindoor now)

“WTF is that why u wanted condoms?” I asked sadistically. (c I speld dat)

“Only you wouldn’t give them to me!” Lumpio shouted angrily.

“Well you shoulda told me.” I replayed.

“You dimwit!.” Suffix began 2 shoot angrily. And then………I took out my black camera and took a pic of them. U could see that they were naked and everything.

“Well xcuse me!” they both shouted angrily. “What was dat al about?”

“It wuz to blackmail u.” I snarked. “So now next time you see me doing it with my boyfriend you cant fuking rat me out or I’ll show dis to Caeciliork. So fuck off, u bastards!” I started to run. They chased me but I threw my wound at them and dey tripped over it. Well anyway, I went outside and there was Vampire, looking extremely fucking hot.

“WTF where’d Clemens?” I asked him.

“Oh he’s bein a fucking bastard. He told me he wouldn’t cum.” Vampire said shaking his hed. “U wanna cum with me? 2 the concert?”

Then….. he showed me his flying chariot. I gasped. It was a black chariot. He said his dogfather Sulla Blak had given it 2 him. The license plate on the front sed MCA666 on it. The one on da back said ‘ENEBUM on it.

……….I gasped.

We flew to the amphitheatre. MCA were there, playing.

Vampire and I began 2 make out, moshing to the muzik. I gapsed, looking at da band.

I almost had an orgasim. Grumio was so fucking hot! He begin 2 sing ‘Helena’ and his sexah beautiful voice began 2 fill the hall. ……….And den, I heard some crrying. I turned and saw Clemens, cryin in a corner.

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Later we all went in the skull. Clemens was crying in da common room. “Clemens are u okay?” I asked in a gothic voice.

“No I’m not u fuking bitch!” he shouted angrily. He stated to run out of the place in a suicidal way. I stated to cry cuz I was afraid he would commit suicide.

“Its ok Enebum.” said Vampire comfortly. “Ill make him feel better.”

“U mean you’ll go fuck him wont you!” I shouted angrily. Then I ran 2 get Clemens. Vampire came too.

“Clemens please come!” he began to cry. Tears of blood came down his pail face. I wuz so turned on cuz I love sensitive bi guyz. (if ur a homophone den fuk of!) [oh the irony….]

And then………………………….. we herd sum footsteps! Vampire got out his blak invincibility coke. We both gut under it. We saw the janitor Mr. Cerberus there, shouting angrily with a flashlight in his hand.

“WHOSE THERE!” he shouted angrily. We saw feliks come. He went unda da invisibility cloke and started to meow loudly.

“IS ANY1 THERE!” yelled Mr. Cerberus.

“No fuck u you plebby little poser sun of a fukcing bich!” Vampire said under his breast in a disgusted way.

“EXCUS ME! EXCUS ME WHO SED DAT!” yelled Mr. Cerberus. Den he heard Felix meow. “Feliks is der any1 unda da cloak!” he asked. Feliks nodded. And then……………………….Vampir frenched me! He did it jus as…………………….. Mr. Cerberus was taking of da cloak!1

“WHAT DA-” he yelled but it was 2 late cuz now we were ruining away frum him. And den we saw Clemens crying n bustin in2 tearz and slitting his rists outside of da school.

“Clemens!” I cried. “R u okay?”

“I guess though.” Clemens weeped. We went back to our sarcophagus frenching each other. Clemens and I decided to watch Lake Placid (c isnt da deprezzin) on the gothic red bed together. As I wuz about 2 put in the video, my eyes rolled up and suddenly I had a vision of something that was happening now. There was a knok on the door and holconi and da Mystery of Magic walked into the school!1

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All day everyone talked about the Misery of Magic. Well anyway, I woke up the next day. I was in my sarcophagus so I opened the door. I was wearing blak lacey leather sleeping tunic. Then I gasped.

Standing in front of me where………………. C;ruentifera Maria, Vampire, Diabolo, Clemens, Dracula and Salix!

I opened my crimson eyes. Salix was wearing a tight black leather tunic with pictures of bloody roses all over it. Under that she wart a black poofy stola wit lace on it and black gothic sandals that was attached to the top. Vampire was wearing a baggy Simplex Consilium t-tunic and baggy black leggings and Vans. Clemens was wearing a black MCA t-shirt and blak leggings and a leather robe. He looked just likee Grumio, and almost as fucking sexy. Vampire looked like Jurgutha. C’ruentifera Maria was wearing a tight black poofy gothic stola that she had ripped so it showed of all her clearage with a white apron that said ‘bich’ and other swear words and MCA lyrics on it kind of like one dress I had seen Agrippina the Elder wear once. Tenebra (who is Jenny) was there too. She was weaving a ripped gothic black stola with ripped stuff all over it and a lace-up top thing and black pointy sandals. So were Loquax and Anti-Loquax. It turns out that Darkness, Diabolo, Loquax and Anti-Loquax dad was a vampire. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists with a razor. He had raped them and stuff before too. They all got so depressed that they became goffik and converted to Stanism.

“OMFG” I yielded as I jumped up. “Why the fuck are u all here?”

“Enebum something is really fucked up.” Clemens said.

“OK but I need to put my fucking clothes on first.” I shouted angrily.

“It’s all right. We have to go now and you look kawaii anyway. Your so fucking beautiful.” Clemens said in a sexy voice.

“Oh all right.” I said smiling. “But you have to tell me why your being all erective.”

“I will I will.” he said.

So I just put on some black eyeliner, black lipstick and red eyeshadow and white foundation. Then I came. We all went outside the Tricliniun and looked in from a widow. A fucking pleb called Britannia from Griffindoor was standing next to us. She was wearing a pink mini and a Julia Drusilla t-tunic so we put up our middle fingers at her. Inside the Triclinium we could see Caeciliork. Holconia was there shouting at Caecilius. Rufila was there too.

“THIS CANNOT BE!” she shouted angrily. “THE SCHOOL MUST BE CLOSED!”

“THE BARK LORD IS PLANNING TO KILL THE STUDENTS!” yelled Holconia.

“YOU ARE NOT FIT TO BE THE PRINCIPAL ANY LONGER!” yelled Rumfila. “YOU ARE TOO OLD AND YOUR ALZHEIMERS IS DANGEROUS! YOU MUST RETRY OR SALVIUS WILL KILL YOUR STUDENTS!”

“Very well.” Caecilius said angrily. “Butt we cannot do this. We can’t close the school. There is only one person who is capable of killing Salvius and she is in the school. And her name is…………………………………………………………………..Enenum Tene’bra Dementia Corvus Ve.”

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The door opened and Proffesor Rumfila and Holconia stomped out angrily. Then Caecilca and Rumfila sawed us. “MR. VE WHAT THE BEEP ARE YOU DOING!” Rumfila shouted angrily. Caecilius blared at her.
“Oops she made a mistake!” he corrupted her. “She means hi everybody cum in!” Well we all came in angrily. So did all the other students. I sat between Tenera and Clemens and opposite C’runtifera Maria . Loquacs and Anti-Loquax started 2 make some morbid jokes. They both looked exactly like Ville Vollo. I eight some Garum and drank som blood from a cup. Then I herd someone shooting angrily. I looked behind me it was………Vampire! He and Clemens were shooting at eachother. “Vampire, Clemens WTF?” I asked. “You fucking bustard!” yelled Clemens at Vampire. “I want to shit next to her!1” “No I do!” shouted. “No she doesn’t fucking like u, you son of a bitch!” yelled Clemens. “No fuck you motherfucker she laves me not you!” shouted Vampire. And then……………… he jumped on Clemens! (no not in dat way u perv) They started to fight and beat up each other. Caeclius yelled at them but they didn’t stop. All of a sudden…… a terrible man with red eyes and no nose flew in on his broomstick. He had no nose and was wearing a gray robe. All the glass in the window he flew thru fell apart. Britania that fucking prep started to cry. Vampire and Clemens stopped fighting….I shopped eating….Everyone gasped. Da room fell silent………………….Salzius! “Enebum..Ebenum…….” Darth Valer sed evilly in his raspy voice. “Thou havfe failed ur mission. Now I shall kill thou and I shall kill Vampire as well. If thou does not kill him before then I shall kill Clemens too!” “Plz don’t make me kill him plz!” I begged. “No!” he laughed crudely. “Kill him, or I shall kill him anyway!” Then he flew away cackling. I bust into tears. Clemens and Vampire came to contort me. Suddenly my eyes rolled up so they looked all cool and gothic. I had a vision were I saw some lighting flash and then Savlius coming to kill Clemens while Clemens slit his wrists in a depressed way. “No!” I screamed sexily. Suddenly I locked up and stopped having the vision. “Ebenum Ebenum aure you alright?” asked Clemens in a worried voice. “Yeah yeah.” I said sadly as I got up. “Everyfing’s all right Enoby.” said Vampire all sensetive. “No its not!” I shouted angrily. Tearz of blood went down my face. “OMFG what if I’m getting possessed like in Analuz 2!” “Its ok gurl.” said C’runtifera Maria. “Maybe u should ask Proffesor Sinistra about what the visions mean though.”
“Ok bich.” I said sadly and den we went.

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“What is it Ebenum?” she asked. “Hey I love ur nail polish where’d u get it, Res Notun?” “Yeah.” I answered. All the preps who didn’t know what RN was gave me weird looks. I gave them the middle finger. “Well I have to talk to you about some fings. When do you want to due it?” “Ho about now?” she asked. “OK.” I said. “OK class fucking dismissed every1.” Proffesor Malissa said and she let every1 go. “Except for you Britania.” she pointed at Britania and sum other preps. “Please do exorcize (geddit) 1 on page 3.” “OK I’m having lotz of visions.” I said in a worried voice. I’m so worried is Clemens gong 2 die. Well she gave me a black cryptal ball to lock in. I looked at it. “What do you c?” she asked. “I said I see a black gothic skull and a pentagram.” Suddenly there was a knock at the door. I looked at it. It was Clemens. He was looking really sexy wearing a black leather facet, a black gothic Laevius Campestris tunic and blak Senatum sandals. “Okay you can go now, see ya cunt.” said Proffesor Sinistra. “Bye bitch.” I said waving. I went to Clemens and Vampire was sitting next to him. We both followed Clemens together and I was so exhibited.

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XXXXXXXXXXXX666XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX I was so excited. I fellowed Clemens wandering if we where going 2 do it again. We went outside and then we went into Clemens’s black chariot. “Ebenum what the fuck did Profesor Malissa say.” whispered Clemens potting his gothic whit hand with bvlak nail polish on mine. “She said she would tell me what the visions meant torromow.” I grumbled in a sexy voice. He took out a heroin cabaret and spiked it, and gave it to me to spork. He started to fly the car into a tree. We went to the top of it. Clemens put on some MCA. “And all the things that you never ever told me
And all the smiles that are ever gonna haunt me.” sang Grumio’s sexy voice. We started tiling of each other’s cloves fevently. He took of my blak thong and my black leather bar. I took of his black boxers. Then……………………… he put his trobbing you-know-what in my tool sexily. “OMFG Clemens Clemens!” I screamed having an orgism. We stated frenching passively. Suddenly………… I fell asleep. I started having a dream. In it a black guy was shooting two goffik men with long black hair. “No! Please don’t fucking kill us!1” they pleaded but he just kept shooting them. He ran away in a red chariot. “No! Oh my fucking god!11” I shouted in a scared voice. “Ebenum what’s wrong?” Clemens asked me as I woke up opening my icy blue eyes. I started to cry and tears of blood went down my face. I told Clemens to call Vampire. He did it with his blak Laevus Campestris mobile. Butt the worst thing was who the ppl who were shot in the dream where……………………… Lucria and Calf!111

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XXXXXXXXXXXXXX666XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX A few mutates later Vampire came 2 da tree. He was wearing a blak leather jackson, black leather leggings and a Bona Chralotte t-shirt. “Hi Vampire.” I said flirtily as I started to sob. Clemens hugged me sexily tryont to comfrot me. I started to cry tears of blood and then told them what happened. “Oh fuck it!” Vampire shouted angrily. He4 started to cry sadly. “What fucking dick did that!” “I don’t know.” I said. “Now come on we have 2 tell Caeciliu.” We ran out of the tree and in2 da villa. Caecylius was sitting in his office. “Sire are dads have been shot!” Clemens said while we wipped sum tears from his white face. “Enebum had
a vision in a dreem.” Caceluise started to cockle. “Hahahaha! And How due u aspect me to know Ebenum’s not divisional?” I glared at Caecilius. “Look motherfucker.” he said angrily as Caecilus gasped (c is da toot of crakter). “U know very well that I’m not decisional. Now get some fucking ppl out there to look for Sala and Lucian- pornto!” “Okay.” he said in a intimated voice. “Were are they?” I fought about it. Then all of a sudden….. “Longdonium.” I said. I told him which street. He went and called some people and did some stuff. After a few mistunes he came back and said people were going out looking for them. After a while someone called him again. He said that they had been found. Clemens, Vampire and I all left to our rooms together. I went with Clemens to wait in the nurses office while Vampire went to slit his wrists in his room. We looked at each other’s gothic, derperessed eyes. Then, we kissed. Suddenly Caldf and Lucian came in on stretchers……………………….and Proffesor Sinistra was behind them!1