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    Summary

    Jacob has said goodbye to Haven Point, the only home he’s ever known, to figure out how to live like a normal, human member of the general public.

    That was before he got caught up with the most abnormal pair of human brothers possible.

    Or: what if vampires were real, and Jacob Hackerman was one of them?

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    Chapter 1: end of the chapter features blood drinking
    Chapter 2: end of the chapter features blood drinking, describes canon-typical xenophobic attitudes toward immigrants, and contains the use of Hispanic/Latino slurs

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