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    'Tom was bored. It was the start of his Third Year and he was desperate for something, anything to happen.'

    Tom may come to regret ever thinking that when the arrival of an adorable yet sociopathic first year Hufflepuff threatens to derail all his future plans before he even makes them. This is the story of how Harry Potter exasperated the Dark Lord into not committing genocide.

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