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Moon walked out of the daycare, going to steal more merch from the store next to daycare. suddenly, he heard clashing behind him and he turned around, on guard. but what he saw surprised him, it shocked him.

"ehehheheheheheheh?" Sans Undertale asked, holding a bottle of ketchup. "ehehehehehheheh.." He said, his shivers timbering.

"what the actual f###." Moon said, genuinely confused.

“eheheheheheheheh!” Sans Undertale exclaims while pouring ketchup on the floor. “What the F$&@ are you doing?” Moon questions, extremely confused.

“Eheheehehehehehehe.” Sans Undertale explains. “You do know that I have no idea what you’re saying.” Moon says to Sans Undertale.

"EHEHEHEHHEHE" Sans Undertale replies, dropping his bottle on the floor, then stepping back onto it, ignoring the huge ketchup explosion it made.

"dude. stop." Moon mumbled, now annoyed with Sans Undertale.

Sans Undertale glares at Moon, a new emotion in his eyes. "ehh..ehhehe..." He says, grabbing another ketchup bottle, throwing it onto the floor.

"stop doing that you average twitter user!!" Moon yelled, about to jump Sans Undertale.

Moon had a growing anger in his body, it growing more and more for every bottle Sans Undertale throws to the ground, which is 38.

"I'll give you a 2 second head start." Moon says, grabbing his gun.

Sans Undertale doesn't move. "ehehehheehh" He growls, daring moon to try. Moon cocks his gun, aiming towards Sans Undertale.

"eheheheheh" Sans Undertale snarls, calling Moons bluff.

It's a shocking moment when Moon shoots Him with no hesitation.

He tumbles backwards quickly, 265 bottles of ketchup rolling out of his pocket..

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Sun got up in the middle of the night, his head pounding because of eclipse.

He gets up to go find moon, who can help his headaches.
Sun walks into Moons room, and unsurprisingly doesn't find him there. Sun groans and rolls his eyes, turning to leave Moons room. "Hey Sunnyboy. We have a visitor." Eclipse in a sing-song tone.

"Shut up. Just.. Shut up." Sun mumbles, walking onto the balcony.

He looks down, scanning the daycare for his brother, but instead sees a.. Skeleton.

The weird skeleton looks at him and grabs the closest ketchup bottle. “EHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHE” Sans Undertale exclaims, opening the ketchup bottle and drinks it?! Sun looks at him in shock, he doesn’t know what to do with this weird skeleton.
Sun jumps from the balcony, landing in the ballpit. Sun quickly crawls out and suddenly the skeleton is no where to be found.

"ehehehhhehehehe." Sans Undertale chuckles, appearing behind Sun.
"ehehhehhe." He smirks.

"What, are you?" Sun asks, oddly frustrated with the skeleton already. "Can you kill him, please?" Eclipse says, both a question and demand.

"what? no. he hasn't done anything." Sun mumbles, not wanting to alarm the skeleton.

“Ehehehehehehehe” Sans Undertale says, wanting the attention back to him. “Hey, little guy,” sun says, trying to keep the skeleton calm.
“EHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE” Sans Undertale cries. “Oh my god just kill him you stupid little cracker boy.” Eclipse says annoyed that it’s been going on this long.

“Oh my goodness! Can you stop Eclipse! The skeletons done nothing wrong!” Sun exclaims, overwhelmed at everything going on.

“I’m sorry little guy.” Sun says, trying to calm down the mess of the skeleton.

Sans Undertale glares at Sun, grabbing his half empty bottle of ketchup and squeezing it on the ground.

Sun freezes, staring at the mess on the ground. Sun watches as Sans Undertale brings out two more bottles and squeezes it everywhere. Some of it splashes on Suns shoes.

Eclipse laughs in Sun's head. "C'mon, Sun. You HAVE to want to kill him now!" Eclipse says, in Suns ear.

Sun closes his eyes, "Fine. But i'm doing it, not you. I don't trust you enough." Sun mumbles, grabbing a gun from his newly added gun arm he had installed without Moons knowledge.

Sun points the gun at Sans Undertale, and the skeleton freezes, glaring at Sun. "ehehhehehe." Sans Undertale growls, ready to play this game again.

"I didn't want to do this, but you've left me no choice." Sun closes his eyes, his voice calm despite the anxiety he felt.

With a loud bang, Sun reopened his eyes and sees an impossible amount of ketchup, surrounding the skeleton. Sun felt it was around.. 250? There was too much to tell.

Without disposing the body, and hiding the gun in his arm, Sun walks away, ignoring the dead body and the mess of ketchup.

Moon runs into the daycare, having heard the loud bang. "Sun! Are you o-" Moon cuts himself off, seeing Sans Undertale in a puddle of his own ketchup.