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Craig liked his job as a cabbie. But lately he really hated the people he was driving. Mean ladies, Angry rednecks, Gigant fucking robots with kids, and the devil robot that jumpscared him. He took a small break this weekend to visit his old friend ness. Ness was a bit of a basket case but he was friends with him anyways. Ness told him he recently got a boyfriend, and asked if he minded him and his tagging along. It wasn’t a problem at all, so here he was, pulling up to their house.
“Craig!!!” Ness hugged him when he opened the door. “Oh it’s been so long! How have you been!!”
“Alright for the most part, had some weird customers these last few days.”
“Oh you’ll have to tell me about them then. Come in!”
Craig came into the familiar house. He saw a figure on the couch, the man stood up to greet him.
“Hi, my name’s mike.” He shook his hand.
“Craig, nice to meetcha.” Craig smiled “I assume you’re the boyfriend i’ve been hearing so much about.”
“Hehe. That’s me.” Mike laughed.
“Thank you for taking care of Ness.” Craig said. “Did he ever tell you about the time he broke into the pizzeria to steal the pizza ovens”
“I WASN’T GOING TO STEAL THEM!!!” Ness screeched, embarrassed.
Craig explained that he broke into freddys to see if he could find the missing children's bodies, and got told off by security, who accused him of trying to steal the pizza ovens. Mike laughed at the story so hard he face planted onto Ness’ lap.
“Oh how funny would it have been if i was the guard, Ness.” Mike laughed. “I just see you running across the stage with a pizza oven in hand!”
“No fun mike!” Ness pouted, mike kissed it right off his face.
“You worked at freddys?”
“Still do. The company is looking to rebuild, so i guard the warehouse.”
“Fun.” Craig grimaced.
“MIIIIIKE!! CAN YOU GET ME MY BAG I'M DONE WITH MR’S LEAH’S ASSIGNMENT!!!!”
“Is that his daughter?!” Craig whisper-yelled to Ness.
“No! Thats his sister!” Ness laughed.
“Oh. And here I thought you were into dilfs!” Craig laughed.
Ness hit his arm really hard for that. Mike came back into the room with someone behind his leg. Craig saw the girl and a chill ran down his spine. That’s the girl from that word night. She was staring at him intensely.
“Cmon abby say hi to Craig.”
Abby waved, then mike took her to the kitchen to get her a snack.
Aw hell no.
He kept quiet for the rest of the visit. When he was saying his goodbyes Abby handed him a drawing of her, him, and that creepy ass bear. Ness closed the door and walked him to his car. Craig couldn't take it, he told ness all about the creepy bear and Abby. Ness laughed.
“I cant believe you were part of that night. I was wondering how abby got from her house all the way to the pizzeria.”
“What?!”
“It’s a crazy story that I don't have the time to tell you!” Ness laughed. “Serves as an incentive for you to visit more!”
“And the bear?”
“Her friend, They are all her friends.” Ness smiled. “Now come on! I have a boyfriend to get back to!”
Craig had never been more confused.
He had to get a better job.