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[yoon]
hey, can you please send notes from today?
the prof said he won't be posting this lecture online cuz he didn't record it or something
i literally created this account so i can text you (i know your bitchass blocked my number)
please seok please
[seok]
???
what class i didn't attend any lectures today
also who are you
[yoon]
YOU DIDN'T EITHER FUCKKKKKKK
don't act like you don't know me.
[seok]
i literally don't know you
what class did you miss?
[yoon]
i need you to quit bitching around we literally talked yesterday
if you're still mad about me spilling a bucket of paint on tae i already said i am sorry
MUS233 (musical theory) 8AM
[seok]
who the fuck takes an 8AM class
and how did you spill an entire bucket of paint on someone
[yoon]
you take the same class tho
[seok]
i literally do not
how did you spill paint on someone
[yoon]
didn't tae already tell you?
[seok]
i need a refresher
[yoon]
i was in the middle of my assignment…
you know how they are about plagiarism and shit
it was really kicking my ass to do research
so i sit there staring at the screen
and suddenly my room started to look a little bland
and i got the brilliant idea to paint it yellow
[seok]
why yellow
[yoon]
shh i am getting to the important part
and why not yellow
[seok]
it's an ugly color
[yoon]
you're an ugly person
[seok]
ok die
but continue with the story
[yoon]
right so i ran to home depot to buy me some paint
[seok]
your story-telling is lame
[yoon]
your face is lame
[seok]
rude
not my fault you're atrocious at texting
[yoon]
it wouldn't be so bad if you actually let me speak you gnarly bitch
[seok]
whatever
what happened with the paint?
[yoon]
i found the perfect shade of yellow right?
but FUCK that stuff was expensive
so i stole it and ran
[seok]
YOU STOLE IT??
[yoon]
why wouldn't i?
we should never succumb to capitalism
[seok]
your best idea to beat capitalism was to steal?
[yoon]
it's a pretty solid method
[seok]
it literally isn't
[yoon]
sure it isn't
[seok]
you're annoying
get back to the story now
[yoon]
i would have finished this faster if you didn't keep interrupting me
so what happened next was me fleeing the store but then,
suddenly tae decided to turn up because he was gonna buy some lamp for his dorm
and then BOOM
we clash and he ends up getting paint on him
[seok]
literally HOW do you not see him coming??
did you get caught bc of that?
[yoon]
yeah
we were caught yellow-handed
[seok]
i didn't like that joke
[yoon]
you never like anything
[seok]
yeah like how you invaded my dms
anyways here are the notes
*3 files attached*
[yoon]
omg you came through
love you
how did you get notes for a class you didn't attend tho?
[seok]
namjoon miraculously takes the same class as you so i asked him for notes
[yoon]
who's namjoon
[seok]
you supposedly know me yet you don't know namjoon.
that's wild to me
[yoon]
why am i supposed to know namjoon?
is he a friend you made that you didn't tell me about
tae didn't tell me about a namjoon either
[seok]
first, i do not attend musical theory?? (ngl i didn't know we had that as a course)
second, who is "tae"
[yoon]
tae is literally your boyfriend did you hit your head??
and quit saying you don't know me
can i have namjoon's number tho i like his notes
[seok]
i am not dating anyone the fuck
and no you can't
[yoon]
bitch
[seok]
is that the only swear word you know?
[yoon]
i know a few more
you wanna hear them?
[seok]
i'll pass
[yoon]
anyways is this a prank?
did you and tae break up and this is your sick way of telling me??? it's been five years you guys can't just break up like that
[seok]
i can assure you it's not a prank
you just have the wrong person
[yoon]
you and your annoying lies…
[seok]
i am literally not your seok
[yoon]
sure sure
ok hold up
tae is calling me
i will be back seok
[seok]
don't come back
[yoon]
so i am back
[seok]
oh great
[yoon]
just got off the phone with tae
[seok]
yeah? what'd he say?
[yoon]
TURNS OUT YOU'RE NOT HOSEOK
[seok]
yeah no shit
[yoon]
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME
[seok]
i did
[yoon]
THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING
WHY ARE YOU NOT HIM
[seok]
STOP YELLING
[yoon]
I CAN'T
[seok]
how did you even find my account
this is my private one
[yoon]
what's a private account
[seok]
excuse me
[yoon]
i don't know how this app works
[seok]
private accounts are where you have to request to follow them and they need to accept the request
why did you follow me without confirming i was your friend
[yoon]
why did YOU respond to my messages and accept my request?
[seok]
you seemed distressed in your text
that and the fact that no one knows this account so i thought you might be someone i know
[yoon]
do you know anyone who goes by the name yoon
[seok]
no
[yoon]
then why did you keep responding to me dumbfuck
[seok]
woahh you used a different swear word
[yoon]
…
you're really starting to piss me off
[seok]
you come into MY messages and bother me for hours but you're the one who's pissed off
that's kinda funny isn't it?
[yoon]
oh
i'm really sorry
this is just really embarrassing
i am so sorry for wasting your time
[seok]
wait wait sorry that came off too harshly
i was only joking
and it's okay i guess
i'm the one responding in the first place
[yoon]
still
i bothered you
[seok]
did the notes help at least?
[yoon]
yes they did very much
thank you
and again i am soooo sorry
[seok]
why did you think i was your friend in the first place?
and it's fine
[yoon]
same name
i searched for his real name and nothing popped up
i mean a lot popped up but nothing that looked like him
i don't know how to use this app at all so i tried his nicknames and you were the first suggestion
[seok]
i shouldn't have been
[yoon]
idk
you also have our uni's name on your um page??
and the picture looks like something seok would have
[seok]
my bio and profile picture?
[yoon]
yeah those things
fuck
i have been bothering you about this instagram stuff too
this is actually so lame of me
[seok]
it's whatever
you're welcome btw
[yoon]
yeah thank you again
have a good rest of your life
i am so sorry for bothering you
bye
[seok]
yeah bye
on one end of the screen, yoongi slams his phone down and runs his hand down his face. he stares hard at his phone screen, hoping it is all a hallucination but comes to the realization that all that did happen and has to stop himself from banging his head on the wall.
yoongi can tell by now his ears are probably burning red by now. he continues to stare at the phone and silently curses hoseok for ever being born, swearing he will kill him.
on the other end, seokjin smiles at his screen. unsure as to why he feels endeared by the panicked texts and he goes through the conversation a few more times. in the background, he can hear namjoon asking him why he needs his notes so urgently but he drowns the voice out.
staring at the name on his screen, seokjin begins to wonder: who was this person?