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Omoriboy posted

Post >S<
Bed reveiew  starts now.

bed, my one.: 2/10
-this is my bed. i really dont like it. its stiff and smells bad and for some reason has orange joe stains on it despite the fact i despise that drink and would never let it be anywhere near my bed. hate thois. fuck you. fuyck you bed.,i sleep other places that arent bed becuase you suck. i am cheatning on yhou bed i want a dirovorce
+tl;dr: THIS BED SUCKS RRRAAAAAHHHHH(venom + spiderman basketball thing)
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>Spantomg!!1! : Omori why are you like this
>Omoriboy : holy fuckj spanbom
>AngelOfDarkness : Wait what does the >S< thingy mean
>Spantomg!!1! : Multiple people run that account, they use that at the start to say which person is writing the post
>AngelOfDarkness : ohhh cool! Who r they do
>Spantomg!!1! : I dont know, they never said what their names are, other than O which stands for Omori apparently.
>AngelOfDarkness : Hm, wonder what they are. I guess i'll just have to figure out
>Omoriboy : my nvame its Geoffrey with a K

"Why are we doing this again. It seems, pointless."
"Well, He Wants Us To... I Guess?.. Too, Uno"
"...If he wills it."
"Yeah whatever that means alsO UNO OUT I WIN-"
"Red hands."
"OW MOTHERFUCKER MY LEGS! YOU. PUNCHED OFF. MY LEGS!"
"DIDNT YOU JUST SAY YOU WOULD FOLLOW HIS DECREES?!"
"And they have already grown back. You are fine."
"Still, Fuck You"

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Omoriboy posted

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Bed reve. carpets

living room carp(the fish)et: 4/10
-yes yes yes yes yes i love fibers on my skin i want rough scratchy wool everywhere yes please i liove pain and dyiong and bledcing and . ghat was a joke lads.

tl;dr - oof ow ouch it's softand all but im in Pi9n

Bathroom carp(the fish)et: 6/10
-soft nd i lkike it veyr nice. byt also noit great cauyse its in a bathrom anbd if i roll over in my slieip i will get a facefukl of whgats either a piss stain or water stain from ht eshower. not cool

tl;dr - very nice but i dont want ot be pisse d on, im not htat kinky

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>RagingHomosexual : yeah well i AM that kinky move outta the way white boy im boutta get it
>Omoriboy : i m asain
>RagingHomosexual : k,, still gettng it tho
>CalmHomosexual : please do not sleep on the piss carpet.
>RagingHomosexual : Byt what if i wanna :(.
>CalmHomosexual : Fuck you
>RagingHomosexual : Yes please!
>CalmHomosexual : You're the worst, Pretty Boy.
>RagingHomosexual : You love me tho :3
>CalmHomosexual : I do, for some reason.
>Spantomg!!1! : What the fuck happened here???
>Omoriboy : gay peope die d no more june. 11 mongth no.w

"So now what, he's still not here and it's been an hour."
"Well we could... possibly find another game to play"
"Or we could not.
"Is that so? hum, what an optimist"
"Playing games with you is not what i was sent to do. I am here to wait for the dreamer"
"How Uncouth!"