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John was listening to his favorite theme song. He came up with an idea to remake it.
ectoBiologist [EB] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG]
EB: dave you think you can rap better than me
TG: yeah bro obviously
TG: nobody raps better than me
TG: they would need a key
TG: to my sea
TG: of ill beats
EB: yeah ok... but how about john egbert ghost busters edition
TG: now what kind of idea is that... that game would be so cool
EB: really?
TG: ironically of course get my gist
EB: yeah kinda
"John Egbert!" To the tune of ghostbusters. God damn he loves that game, ghostbusters mmorpg 2 is the best thing humanity came up with. Who cares if hes stuck on a ship, he still has gbmmorpg2.
He remembered that time Jade made her avatar a furry in that game, she wasn't intimidating at all.
John got back to focus, even as a lone wolf in this game he was going to beat those salamanders, and crocodiles. Jade was counting on h- oh she just joined. John turned on VC
JOHN: sup jade
JADE: hi john!!! its so cool to play this again with you :) also im keeping my head this fox head out of spite lol!! :D
JOHN: of course you are haha
JADE: so how many ghosts should we be friends with?
JOHN: we fight the ghosts not friend them remember
JADE: well im going to be friends with them! :D
JOHN: alright i guess but dont complain when i capture more ghosts than you and you end up losing
JADE: i wont lose! i got this! woof!!
JOHN: and you just barked
JADE: woof
John moved his character away from Jade slightly and started fighting some ghosts, 1 ghost, 5 ghosts, soon 50, but then Slimer came out. Jade was running towards the green monster.
JADE: i can definitely be friends with this little fell-
Jade was cut off when John defeated slimer.
JOHN: haha slimer! i win again! im the best at this game lol
JADE: i was gonna be friends with him ):
JOHN: thats not how you play...
John quickly snatched up the points... wait this looks just like grist, oh well probally Sburb messing with other video games. John didn't even know that Sburb could so that. Well anyways he collected the grist like substance that also was covered in bits of green, slipperly, sticky Slimer goo.
He went to the avatar shop and bought a brown, leathery cowboy hat. He changed his eyes to a brighter blue, but that didn't require points. He made his hair longer. He equipped a long beard.
For his shirt he made it blue, with a really long hood on it that looked uncannily like his god tier pajamas. The hoodie however had a png of slimer on it instead of the wind symbol. The air blew John's hood.
John on the outside of his screen was brimming with laughter and a huge smile. It ranged from the middle of his mouth, to his ears almost. The screen lit up his face and he didn't notice it was getting a little dark.
His pants were long. They were also baggy. They were a darker blue than the hoodie, but they had green on the bottom. They seemed to match the hoodie he was wearing. The pants were fluffy for some reason and John could imagine his avatar was comfortable in them, but he changed them to look more intimidating.
He changed them to a black pair of jeans with a belt strapped with the proton pack clearly strapped on to it. John thought it was really cool how the pack changed with some outfits.
He put on big cowboy boots, they made a loud stomp for every step. This would definitely scare away ghosts. He made his avatar walk around and it made the ghosts dodge the vacume less. He captured 500 ghosts, and got an achievement. This was the last achievement he needed. He had now won the game.
However Jade was still on the ghost friending mission.