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1. Quantum Entangled by 50_Shades_of_Octarine

   Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M, M/M, Other
   • Work in Progress

   22 Jul 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale & Anathema Device
   • Crowley & Newton Pulsifer
   • Aziraphale & Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Anathema Device/Newton Pulsifer
   • Beelzebub & Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Beelzebub/Gabriel (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale & Gabriel (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Anathema Device
   • Newton Pulsifer
   • Beelzebub (Good Omens)
   • Gabriel (Good Omens)
   • Muriel (Good Omens)
   • Shax (Good Omens)
   • Sandalphon (Good Omens)
   • Warlock Dowling
   • Slow Burn
   • Alternate Universe - Human
   • Pining
   • Mutual Pining
   • academic!au
   • sloooooooow buuuuurn
   • the inherent homoeroticism of co-authoring a paper
   • Schrodinger - Freeform
   • Quantum Mechanics
   • Matchmaking
   • matchmaking the matchmakers
   • most of the characters are from GO
   • but there is one friendly Ukrainian grandma OC
   • Fluff
   • Miscommunication
   • Light Angst
   • Banter
   • Humor
   • Crowley is Bad at Feelings (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale is somehow Worse at Feelings (Good Omens)
   • Requited Unrequited Love
   • they're so stupid
   • They're literally scientists but they're so STUPID
   • The Bentley Ships It (Good Omens)
   • Fake/Pretend Relationship
   • Jealous Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Jealous Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • There Was Only One Bed
   • Podfic Available
   • Podfic & Podficced Works

   Summary

   Crowley was unexpectedly reminded of a Higgs boson (or maybe a graviton, as hypothetical as such a particle was). The quantum excitation responsible for all mass, and subsequently, all gravity. And—even more subsequently—all attraction. Because that was the word for it, wasn’t it? Attraction. Crowley was attracted to Aziraphale.

   In other words, he was fucked. Oh, he was so utterly fucked.

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   AKA, the inherent homoeroticism of co-authoring a paper.

   Series

   • Part 1 of Ineffable Fanfics

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