Chapter 1: the unreadable messy handwriting and tales of the pookies
Chapter Text
Tuesday 12/9/23 6.23pm
Dream team
Bread: hey :D
Everdeen: peeta the smiley face istg
bread : what's wrong with being happy :D
No: everything cuz we all depressed rn
everdeen : yes
No: no
Everdeen : yes
No: no
everdeen : no
Fish boy : guys leave my pookie peeta alone :D
No : pookie?
Fish boy : my dudes are my pookies
No : i'm not even gonna ask
Bread : anyway pookies :D
bread : what chapter do we have to research for the science homework??? i'm confused
Scary girl: its chapter 8 lol
bread : ohh okay :D
Jock: wait i thought it was chapter 3 clover
Scary girl: don't call me clover.
Scary girl: its chapter 8 soo idk what your doing lol
Fox : ngl i thought it was chapter 82
Scary girl: are you even okay??
Fox : i don't even think so
Fish boy: I researched chapter 6 thoo??
Shell : same
Everdeen : its chapter 9
Everdeen : mr.abernathy wrote it on the board
No: who cares lol nobody can read his messy handwriting since he's drunk like all the time
Blondie : omg true
Bread : so we all learned different chapter lol??
marvelous : i didnt even learn a chapter pookie
Scary girl : istg guys no more pookie
No : i honestly hate the word pookie with my entire being
Fish boy: sorry pookie
Bread : sorry pookie :D
marvelous : sorry pookie
The dudes
Mermaid pookie: cmon cato and thresh
Lover boy pookie: yeah cmon guys :D
Silly billy pookie : yeah c'mon
Sporty pookie: no.
Rock collector pookie: no.
Sporty pookie: when did you change our names
Mermaid pookie : ummm idk
Mermaid pookie : cmon please say it
Sporty player pookie: if you give me and thresh $10 each then we will say it
Mermaid pookie: deal
Dream team
Jock : sorry pookie
Scary girl: cato istg i will find you
Jock : oh please try clover
Rock dude : sorry pookies
No : istg i'm gonna leave
“No” has left the dream team chat
“Fish boy” has added johanna mason to the dream team chat
“Johanna mason” has changed their name to “no”
No : I hate you all.
Chapter 2: cato, clove, coming and coffee after school
Chapter Text
Thursday 14/9/23 03.24 am
bestfriends
Clover: catoooo
Clover : catooooooo
Clover : catooooooooooooooooooo
Cato man: clover istg its 3am
Clover: i can't sleep
Cato man: why??????
Clover : idk im just tired
Cato man: Are you sure you're okay???
Clover: im fine dw
clover : alsoo do you wanna get to coffee after school today
Cato man : sure clover ;)
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Modern feminism
Glim : omg clove
Jo: umm clove
Finchy : clove !!
Annie: clove :)
Katnip : clove cmon
Clover: what??
Glim : you and cato hanging out
Glim : your instagram post omg clove
Clover : we are like friends
Clover : of course we hang out
Finchy : just friends?
Clover : yes obviously like what else lol
jo : oh god your oblivious
Glim: believe whatever you wanna believe girly
Clover : you've been watching to many romcoms glim
Glim : maybe
Glim : but you two are like andie and ben variants istg
Annie : i love how to lose i girl in ten days
Annie: romcoms<3
Jo : horror movies<3
Dream team
Fish boy: soo dudes
Fish boy: i'm having a party friday night 8 o'clock at mine
Fish boy : whos coming lol
No :you make it way too easy to mess with you ;)
Fish boy: fuck off pookie
No : no way to talk to your guest now is it??
Fish boy: anyway dudes who coming
Shell : oh yay i'll be there!!
Everdeen : i might come idk cause i need to take prim home from girl scouts like at 7 and i have to walk back home lol
Bread : I can drive katniss!! I don't mind
Everdeen : really??
Bread : yeah :D it's really no trouble
Everdeen : okay
Everdeen : thanks peeta
Blondie : I will be at the party:)
Scary girl : yeah i can go i think
Jock : i will be definitely be there
Marvelous : same
Thresh : i might go
Fox : yayaya i can go!!
Chapter 3: Johanna is to obsessed with Renee rap to function
Notes:
Sooo 3rd chapter yay
Chapter Text
Friday 15/9/23 07:24
Mermaids
Fish boy: hi shell :)
Shell : hello finnick :)
Shell : What's up !!
Fish boy: just checking up on you :) How are you today ??
Shell : oh i'm good !! I've been feeling better lately :)
Fish boy: that's amazing shell !! do u think your up to my party tonight
Fish boy: don't worry if your think you won't be able to handle everything
Fish boy: trust me i don't mind :)
Shell: aww don't worry !! i'll be fine
Shell : besides I couldn't miss out on seeing The Finnick Odair charm in action :)
Fish boy: oh please you flatter me
Fish boy: see you at school :)
Shell : see you at school:)
Dream team
No : hey guys
No : i'm bored
Scary girl : we are in fucking class jo maybe try learning
No: I don't wanna :)
No : i'm just gonna watch Renee rap edits
Fox : oh i love her
Scary girl : honestly same
Blondie : she's soo mother
Everdeen : oh
Everdeen : Who is she??
No : look up renee rap on tiktok rn
Everdeen : okay
Everdeen : oh.my.god.
Everdeen : i love her
Everdeen : anyone wanna go see mean girls on saturday??
Scary girl : i'll buy the tickets
No : finally some renee rap appreciation
No : mother is mothering
No : oh shit
No : I just made eye contact with ms. Trinket
No : bye fuckers
The dudes
Mermaid pookie : hey dudes
Mermaid pookie : when are you coming to mine??
Lover boy pookie : idk cuz i'm picking up katniss :D
Mermaid pookie: lover boy is finally getting his first kiss tonight ;)
Lover boy pookie : oh stop it
Lover boy pookie : she doesn't like me like that yk
Sporty pookie : yeah clover told me she's like really close with dude named Gale
Mermaid pookie : oh ik him
Mermaid pookie : he honestly looks like katniss cousin tho
Lover boy pookie : really??
Mermaid pookie : yeah
Mermaid pookie : so when are you all going to get to mine omg ??
Silly billy pookie: around 8 or smth im going with cato, clove and glim cuz he can drive lol
Sporty pookie: i’ll pick you up at 8 okay?
Silly billy pookie : alr
Rock collector pookie : i will be there at like half eight
Mermaid pookie : alright thanks dudes
Mermaid pookie : goodluck with katniss my pookie peeta ;)
Peeta and Everdeen
Peeta : hey katniss :D
Everdeen : hey
Peeta : what time do you want me to pick you up??
Everdeen : oh
Everdeen : about half seven
Peeta : okie !! See you then :D
everdeen : istg not the smiley face
Everdeen : see you then
Modern feminism
Glim : do yall like me dress for the party tonight
“Glim” sent a image of a sparkly pink dress to the chat
Shell : Oh cute!! You will look amazing
Clover : i think it's a nice dress glim
Finchy : it's adorable
jo : oh gosh that a lot of pink glimmer
jo : you already look like barbie but with that dress omg
Glim : idk if i should take that as a compliment or an insult
Clover l: oh you should take that as a compliment glim
Clover : jos celeb crush is margot robbie
Glim : oh well thanks jo:)
Jo : fuck off
Glim : anyway show me your outfits guys
Shell : this is the dress that i'm wearing !!
“Shell” has sent a image of a flowy seafoam green dress to the chat
Glim : omg annie :) your gonna look gorgeous
Clover : that's so beautiful
Jo : yeah your gonna look adorable annie
Finchy : oh that dress is so pretty !!
Katnip: that's such a cute dress annie
Shell : aww thanks girls !! you all are so sweet <3
Clover : i guess i send a picture of my dress lol
“Clover” has sent a image of a simple silky black dress to the chat
Glim : omg i love it !! it's so beautiful
Jo : clove your gonna look gorgeous
Shell : oh that's such a pretty dress :)
Katnip : it's so elegant clove
Finchy : oh you're gonna look amazing :)
Finchy : I'll send mine !!
“Finchy” has sent a image of a straight dark green dress to the chat
Shell : aww that's soo cute!!
katnip : your gonna look really pretty foxface
Clover: that's a gorgeous dress finch
Glim : oh that's just so beautiful
Jo : that's a nice dress
Jo : i love the green
Jo: i'll show you guys my outfit ig
“Jo” has sent a image of a short black dress with a leather jacket to the chat
katnip : i love it jo
Clover : it's so gorgeous
Shell : aww it's so beautiful :)
Glim : oh i love that leather jacket !
Finchy : your gonna look so pretty jo
Jo : well c'mon Everdeen
Katnip: fine
“Katnip” has sent a image of a long maroon dress to the chat
Jo : omg that's absolutely gorgeous
Clover : omg your gonna look so beautiful katniss
Shell : That's such a pretty dress :)
Glim : you will look so stunning in that dress
Finch: it's really nice katniss
Katnip : thanks guys
Jo : well
Jo : What are we waiting for??
Jo : Let's party bitches :)
Chapter 4: Finnicks living life and johanna is doing shots
Chapter Text
Friday 15/9/23 9:06 pm
Mermaids
Fish boy: heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ssshellllllll
Shell : how are you already drunk :)
Shell : where are you??? I haven't seen you like all night
Shell : Are you okay??
Fish boy : yk shell yourrr realllllly prettyyyyy
Shell : thanks finnick :) but are you okay??
Fish boy: oh i'm fineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Fish boy : your soooooo bautifulllll shellllll
Shell : oh
Shell : thanks finnick :) but please just tell me where you are
Fish boy: ohh i'm with cahmereeee
Shell : cashmere? The senior girl on the cheer squad?
Fish boy: yeeeeeeeeeee
Fish boy : she raellllllyyyy likessss meeeeeeeeeee
Fish boy : but she's not as prewty as youuuuuuuuuu shelllllllll
Shell : thanks finnick but again are you okay ??
Fish boy : i gtg shelllll
Fish boy: casmere and meeeeeeee are busy rlight nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Shell : oh
Dream team
No : hey fuckers
No: does anyone know where finny boy is???
Shell : he’s with cashmere
No : why????
Shell : idk jo
Shell : he just said ‘she really likes me and were busy’
No : oh fuck alright
No: anyway
No: anyone wanna do shots with me??
Shell : i will
No : you sure ??
Shell : yeah i'm sure
No : alr
No : meet me in the kitchen in 5 minutes ;)
Fuck you
Everdeen: Annie's drinking???
Clover : yeah its really fucking weird
Jo: idk like she never bloody drinks or even goes to parties
Jo: maybe it has smth to do with finnick
Everdeen: wdym jo
Jo : like hes fucking the whole school all the time and now shes drinking
Clover : it's probably nothing
Clover : she's just stressed or something
Jo : yeah probably
Everdeen : you don't think
Jo : no everdeen
Jo: Annies been better for a year
Jo : shes actually fucking happy now
Clover : anyway
Clover : i’ll do some shots with you as well jo
Jo : fuck yes baby girl
Katniss and gale
Gale : hey katnip
Katniss: hey
Gale : Are you still at the party???
Katniss : yeah
Katniss : why?
Gale : oh
Gale : i just don't like your friends alr
Katniss : oh alright
Katniss : i'll be home soon anyway
Gale : no
Gale : i'm coming to get you
Katniss : cmon gale
Katniss : just leave me alone
Katniss : im fine
Gale : i'll be there in five
Everdeen and mason
Everdeen : Gales coming to the party.
Mason : fuck no
Mason : i fucking hate him
Mason : like why are you even still fucking friends with him istg
Everdeen : he's not that bad
Everdeen : we grew up together
Everdeen : i can't just leave him
Mason : you fucking should
Mason : Why is he even coming here anyway??
Everdeen : i honestly don't even know
Mason : alright just be fucking careful
Mason: Are you with anyone ???
Everdeen : yeah peeta
Mason : stay with him okay??
Everdeen : yeah alright
Mason : text me if anything happens
Best friends
Cato man : clover
Clover : don't call me clover istg
Cato man : you love it clover
Clover : anyway what do you want now lol
Cato man : i kissed enobaria
Clover : oh cool
Clover : good for you ig
Cato man : yeah
Clover : why did you even text me about this??
Cato man : ig i just wanted to see what you'd think about it
Cato man : I value your opinion the most clover :)
Clover : oh well thanks cato :)
Clover : also i think enobaria is pretty chill
Cato man : thanks clover
Everdeen and mason
Everdeen : peeta just punched gale.
Chapter 5: Everlark is fighting while annie and jo are bonding
Notes:
A little late :)
Chapter Text
Friday 15/9/23 12:28 pm
Everdeen and mason
Mason : OH MY FUCKING GOD REALLY???
Everdeen : yeah
Mason : WELL FUCKING DONE PEETAA
Mason : SOMEONE FUCKING NEEDED TO OMGG
Everdeen: ik you dont like gale but he's my friend
Everdeen: peeta didn't need to do that
Mason : YOUR FUCKING MAD AT PEETA???
Everdeen : yeah ig
Everdeen : he hurt my friend like ofc im mad
Mason : YOUR FUCKING “FRIEND” WHOS OBSESSED WITH YOU AND IS FUCKING CONTROLINGG ISTGG AND THIS GUY WHOS LIKE FUCKING IN LOVE WITH YOU HELPS GET HIM OFF YOUR BACK AND YOUR FUCKING MAD
Mason : LIKE KATNISS WERE FUCKING BESTFRIENDS BUT YOU NEED TO WAKE THE FUCK UP EVERDEEN
“Everdeen” has read “masons” chat messages
Mason : oh shit.
Bestfriends
Clover : hey catoo
Cato man : whats up clover
Clover : Can we bring Katniss home now in your car cuz she's been drinking???
Cato man : I thought peeta was bringing Katniss home thoo???
Clover : oh umm
Clover : I'll explain it to you later alr??
Cato man : alright
Cato man : grab glimmer and marvel and lets goo :)
Jo and annie
Annie : jo
Annie : i don't feel good at all
Annie : i thinks it's starting again
Annie : idk what to do
Annie : finnick usually helps me through these small panic attacks
Annie : please come to the bathroom
Annie : i cant breath jo
Jo : oh annie
Jo: i'm on my way
The marvelous fox
Marvelous : hey foxie :)
Foxface : hi !!
Marvelous : i just wanted to say you look truly gorgeous tonight darling :)
Foxface :Aww marvel thank you :)
Foxface : you look dashingly handsome tonight as well
Marvelous : i have the most wonderful girlfriend yk
Foxface : and i have the most amazing boyfriend
Marvelous : I'm going to leave soon okay?
Marvelous : I just wanted to let you know :)
Foxface : alright
Foxface : i think it would be best if i left as well
Foxface : i heard someone got punched
Marvelous : oh my god
Marvelous : i hope it wasn't any of our friends
Foxface : yeah
Marvelous : I'm going now :)
Marvelous : love you<3
Foxface : love you<3
Jo and annie
Jo: Can I stay at your house tonight??
Jo : i mean its just like across the road from finny boys lol
Annie : sure
Annie : I don't want to be alone right now anyway :(
Jo : yeah ik
Jo : usually finny boy helps when you're like this right?
Jo : i fucking havent even seen him at all istg
Annie : oh
Annie : He's just busy anyway
Annie : finnick doesn't care that much about me
Jo : oh fucking please
Jo : he was worried sick about you last year
Jo : trust me annie :)
annie : thanks jo <3
Annie : Who knew you were so sweet :)
Jo : tell anyone and i will fucking kill you annie <3
Jo : also i kinda need help
Jo : i fucked up.
Annie : how???
Jo : yk that whole fucking thing that went down with peeta, Everdeen and gale
Annie : Wait what happened???
Jo : so gale is soo fucking weird and so peeta punched him then everdeen got mad and i told her to fuck off and realise that peeta is fucking in love with her
Annie : oh gosh
Annie : So why do you need my help??
Jo : well your really fucking sweet and everyone bloody likes you soo i was hoping maybe you could like talk to peeta and everdeen
Annie : I can do that :)
Jo : i'm gonna make a group chat to just let everyone else know so they can avoid the subject lol
Annie : i really hope katniss and peeta are alright jo
Jo : i do to annie
Annie : yk you really are caring and kind <3
Jo : fuck off <3
I fucked up.
“Johanna mason” has created a new group chat
“Johanna mason” has named the chat “i fucked up”
“Johanna mason” has named herself “jo”
“Jo” has added “annie cresta”
“Jo” has added “finnick odair”
“Jo” has added “clove kentwell”
“Jo” has added “cato hadley”
“Jo” has added “glimmer belcourt”
“Jo” has added “finch foxley”
“Jo” has added “marvel stranford”
“Jo” has added “thresh ashton”
Jo : i fucked up.
Finch : how jo??
Jo : peeta got into a fight with this creepy dude named gale who is like everdeen's old best friend and is still obsessed with her and everdeen then got mad at peeta for punching him cuz he was being all weird and possessive and then i said why are you mad at him hes fucking in love with you
Finch : oh
Cato : so that's why clover got me to bring katniss home
Clove : yeah cuz i saw what happened lol
Cato: Wait Peeta is in love with Katniss ??
Clove : yeah dumbass istg
Jo : so i need some fucking help fixing this
Jo : Annies gonna do peace talks with everdeen and peeta
Annie : yup :)
Jo : Clove can you check up on Katniss tomorrow since you were there??
Clove : yeah
Jo : i'll ask finnick to just check up on peeta tomorrow aswell
Jo : god knows what he's doing now lol
Jo : everyone else please just avoid the subject of each other when talking to everdeen or peeta
Glimmer : guys
Glimmer : its like 2 in the morning
Glimmer : i need my beauty sleep
Glimmer : fix it tomorrow
Jo : fine.
Chapter 6: Icecream and cookies are the answer to everyones problems
Notes:
Hii lovelies!! Im gonna make a tiktok account with some post about this fanfic soon lol like memes and stuff :)
Chapter Text
Saturday 16/9/23 11: 04
Mermaids
Fish boy: annie
Fish boy: I'm so sorry for texting you while drunk last night :(
Shell : it's fine finnick
Fish boy : no it's not alright
Fish boy: I'm so sorry annie :( i shouldn't have even done anything with cashmere especially after how she treated you last year,i didn't even mean anything i texted you and then jo told me you had a panic attack and i wasn't even there omg, i feel so bad i couldn't help you annie. Please forgive me shell:(
Shell : finnick, i forgive you :) we all make mistakes besides you were drunk, i don't blame you for anything sugarcube :)
Fish boy: thank you so much shell :)
Fish boy : when mags comes home i'm gonna try and convince her to bake me cookies
Fish boy: wanna come over and watch the little mermaid :)
Shell : of course I do !!
Sweetie pies
Annie : hi peeta
Annie : I heard what happened last night :(
Annie : Are you okay??
Peeta : im okay
Peeta : i just honestly feel foolish
Annie : why??
Peeta: i mean when i saw this guy named gale talking to katniss
Peeta : she looked really uneasy so i went over to them to check if everything was alright
Peeta : he was saying smth about how he doesn't trust her and that she should like never go out without him and then i got so angry cuz katniss is her own person and doesnt need to be treated like that
Peeta : and so i punched him
Peeta : i felt bad about it cuz im not violent i don't do that but then katniss got mad at me and i realized that i will never be enough to deserve her
Peeta : she's so strong, independent, amazing, just truly wonderful and im me
Annie : oh peeta
Annie : you are enough
Annie : i promise
Peeta : its okay annie
Annie : I'm sure you will feel much better soon peeta :)
Peeta : I hope so :)
Best friends
Clover : Are you coming to my game today???
Clover : yk the tradition lol
Cato man : i was gonna go out with enobaria today
Cato man: is it okay if i miss this one??
Clover : oh
Clover : yeah don't even worry about it cato
Clover : have fun with your new little girlfriend
Cato man : clover cmon
Katniss and annie
Annie : hi katniss
Annie : I heard what happened yesterday :(
Annie : How are you??
katniss : oh please annie
Annie: what??
Katniss : yk i know about that trick jo and peeta pulled just cause you all hate gale sm
Katniss : i mean as if peeta would ever love someone like me
Katniss : i would never be that lucky
Annie : oh katniss
Annie : I think you should talk to peeta soon :)
Katniss : maybe
Jo and clover
Jo : hey clove
Jo : i'm gonna pick you up for the volleyball game in like 5 mins
Clover : alright
Jo : now why the fuck do i have to pick up??
Jo : cato always fucking drives you omg
Clover : catos not coming today
Clover : he's too busy with his little girlfriend
Jo : oh fuck him
Jo : you've been bestfriends since you were like eight
Jo : and now hes fucking ditching you to be with his girlfriend
Clover : im kinda pissed off omgg
Jo : ik
Jo : Do you wanna get ice cream after the game then??
Clover : of course i fucking do :)
Peeta and everdeen
Peeta : hi katniss
Peeta : i just wanted to apologize for what i did last night
Everdeen : oh well thanks peeta
Peeta : You're not mad??
Everdeen : not really
Everdeen : i mean honestly gale deserved it
Everdeen : hes fucking creepy
Peeta: yeah
Everdeen : and annie told me jo was not trying to trick me so it's all forgiven
Peeta : if you don't mind me asking
Peeta : What trick??
Everdeen : well jo said you were in love with me or smth when i told her about what happened lol
Peeta : oh
Everdeen : idk why she would say smth like that
Everdeen : It's so weird right??
Peeta : yeah
Peeta : its probably cause i had a crush on you in like 2nd grade
Peeta : I don't anymore !! so don't worry lol
Everdeen : oh well cool
Pookies
Bread: finnick
Bread : i talked to katniss
Mermaid : what happened??
Bread : oh well i told her that i didn't have any feelings for her anymore
Mermaid : of course you did pookie
Mermaid : did she at least forgive what happened last night ??
Bread : yeah :D
Bread : I think we are honestly kinda good friends now :)
Mermaid: that's good pookie
Everdeen and kentwell
Kentwell : hey katniss
Kentwell : Are you ready for the game today??
Everdeen : honestly yeah
Kentwell : ik me and cato usually pick you up
Kentwell : but he's too busy rn
Everdeen : who's driving then??
Kentwell : jo
Everdeen : fuck no
Everdeen : im still fucking angry at her
Kentwell : alright
Everdeen : sorry clove but i'm just gonna go with finch today
Kentwell : okay
Kentwell : make sure to work things out jo thoo
Mason and everdeen
Mason : hey everdeen
Mason : still pissed off??
Everdeen : yeah
Mason : yk im to fucking proud to apoligise but im fucking sorry everdeen
Mason: i was just frustrated and worried about you
Mason : your like my sister yk
Everdeen : Mason apologizing?? Never thought that fucking happen
Everdeen : yk you are like my older sister jo
Mason : how did we ever get so sappy
Everdeen : i'm not sure
Mason : yk what
Mason : fuck you <3
Everdeen : aww fuck you too<3
The dream team
No : does anyone wanna get ice cream with me and clove rn
Fish boy : yes pookie
Shell : yup :)
Bread : yeah :D
Marvelous : yep
Fox : yea:)
Everdeen : yeah
Rock : yes ig
Blondie : of course
No : lets go
No : i love ice cream
Chapter 7: Walter boys, furrys, sleepovers and not surprisingly ms.trinkets love life
Notes:
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Chapter Text
17/9/23 sunday 11:52pm
Enobaria and cato
Enobaria : hey
Enobaria : i had a great time yesterday
Cato : same
Cato : we should do it again sometime
Enobaria : oh yeah
Enobaria : yk i was surprised you were single
Cato : why??
Enobaria : i mean your always with that weird girl clove or smth
Enobaria : like shes so obsessed with all of that poetry shit its so cringey
Cato : clove is my best friend
Cato : don't talk about her like that enobaria
Cato : she is smart, beautiful, funny, and way more interesting than you will ever be
Enobaria : whatever cato
Enobaria : yk i don't even like you that much
Modern feminism
Glim : hey girls
Glim : i started watching my life with the walter boys
Glim : i'm obsessed
Finchy : oh i watched that show too lol
Finchy : im team alex
Glim : honestly same
Jo : why are you guys up so early
Jo : school doesn't start until like half nine
Glim : all of my beauty takes time johanna
Clover : sephora kid core
Jo: real clove
Glim : anyway i'm actually obsessed with this show
Glim : y'all should watch it :)
Clover : idk it looks pretty shit lol
Glim : i promise it's good
Glim : I have a feeling you will like it honestly :)
Clover : oh why glim??
Glim : the love interest cole kinda looks like a certain someone's best friend
Clover : oh fuck off glim
Everdeen : you alright clove??
Clover : perfectly fine
Jo : alright then
Jo : see you little fuckers at school
The dream team
Fish boy : does anyone understand what ms.trinket is even saying
No : idk is it about mahogany or smth
Shell : I think so :)
Everdeen : she's going on about her marriage now
No : oh fuck
No : this just keeps getting better and better omg
Finchy : ik i'm obsessed with her life now omg
Blondie : its like keeping up with the kardashians rn
Scary girl: class ends in like 5 minutes
Scary girl: we haven't even written down todays date
Scary girl : let alone do any fucking words
No : keep it fucking pg thirteen clove
No : finnick's ear are to pure for those words
Fish boy : i'm just a smol bean
Everdeen : oh my fucking god
No : Finnick is a furry uwu girl??
Beard : yes pookie
Everdeen : i'm leaving this group chat istg
No : same i hate yall
Fish boy : rawr !! don't leave alpha johanna and everdeen
Shell : oh gosh
Everdeen : i hate my life rn
No : i hate the world rn
Bestfriends
Cato man : hey clover
Cato man : ik your mad at me
Clover : you think?
Cato man : fine
Cato man : yk what your still the same stubborn little girl who i met
Clover : well then you're still the same arrogant little boy who i met
Cato man : your still my best friend clover
Cato men : i am sorry
Cato man : i shouldn't have ditched you anyway
Clover : thanks for your apology
Clover : i'm still kinda pissed tho
Cato man : that's my clover
Clover : stop with the nickname.
Cato man : never my dear clover
Clover : fuck off
Cato man : wanna get coffee after school??
Clover : of course cato :)
Modern feminism
Finchy : hey :)
Finchy : do yall wanna come to my house for a girls' night soon !!
Glim : when would we do it??
Finchy : we have no school on thursday cuz theres a teacher training day or smth
Finchy : soo girls night sleepover on wednesday :)
Glim : yes!!
Shell : okay :)
Jo : yeah
Clover : ok yeah
Everdeen : yeah ig
Glim : more enthusiastic girls!!
Clover : glim that quite a big word
Clover : Are you feeling alright ??
Glim : istg clove
Finchy : see y'all there :)
The marvelous fox
Marvelous : hellooo foxie
Marvelous : Can you go out Wednesday night with me??
Marvelous : I promise you a delightful time :)
Foxface : oh i would but im having a girls night on wednesday
Marvelous : coooool !
Foxface : maybe another time lol :)
Marvelous : yeah
Marvelous : yk i might have a boys night then as well !!
Foxface : ooh fun :)
Marvelous : love you <3
Foxface : love you <3
The dudes
Silly billy pookie : do you guys wanna do a boys night on wednesday ??
Mermaid pookie : yeah :)
Lover boy pookie : yes :D
Rock collector pookie: alright
Sporty pookie : okay yeah
Silly billy pookie : let's do this pookies !!
Chapter 8: Pancakes, Legally blonde and Gay romeo and juliet
Notes:
I made a playlist spotify inspired by this fanfic lol !!
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Tuesday 19/9/23 07: 21 am
The dream team
No : i fucking love pancakes
No : they give me life
Fox : honestly same
No : like i'm in love with pancakes istg
Bread : is anyone else nervous about the test today??
Shell : yeah :(
No : Idc about anything other than pancakes
Everdeen : we get it jo
Everdeen : You want me to buy pancakes??
No : fuck yes babygirl
Bread : I'm just sorta nervous about it cause I wanna pass :(
Everdeen : i'm sure you will do good peeta :) your very smart
Bread : oh
Bread : aww thanks katniss :D
Everdeen : your welcome peeta
The dudes
Mermaid pookie : i hear wedding bells
Loverboy pookie : relax
Loverboy pookie : we are just friends
Loverboy pookie : she doesn't like me that much anyway
Mermaid pookie : well if everdeen doesn't want you
Mermaid pookie : i'll be your wifey peeta <3
The marvelous fox
Marvelous : my dear fox
Marvelous : May I have the honor of escorting you to school today ??
Foxface : you may marvel :)
Foxface : anyway
Foxface : Are you excited for boys night tomorrow ?
Marvelous : of course
Marvelous : i'm gonna try and talk to those stupid about their awful love lifes
Marvelous : well peeta
Foxface : oh yeah
Foxface : I honestly feel bad for him :(
Marvelous : same
Marvelous : im scared that if he doesnt get over katniss
Marvelous : he will pull a Elle Woods and start taking archery classes :)
Foxface : that shouldn't be that funny as it is omg :)
Foxface : Love you<3
Marvelous : Love you <3
Fuck you
Mason : hey clove
Mason : You and Cato are friends again??
Clover : yeah honestly i was just kinda pissed lol
Mason : oh cool
Mason : i knew you two couldn't stay mad at each other for too long
Clover : yeah ig
Clover : why does every act so weird around me and cato anyway
Clover : like we are just friends omg
Clover : honestly i don't get it
Clover : this is isn't a classic rom com lol
Everdeen : yeah
Everdeen : don't worry about it clove
Everdeen : everyone just has their own ideals about single best friends
Clover : and cato isn't even single
Clover : he's very close with enobaria now
Clover : i think so anyway
Clover : Cato hasnt told me much about it
Mason : enobaria golding?
Mason : like the senior whos on the volleyball team with us
Clover : yeah obviously
Mason: oh
Mason : well i will see you little fuckers at school
Enobaria and johanna
Jo : So you're close with Cato now??
Eno : oh johanna
Eno : im sorry
Eno : yk how it is with my parents
Eno : i mean imagine if they found out that their perfect daughter is a lesbian
Jo : i get that
Jo : but why did you kiss him and hang out with him
Eno : are you talking from a girl whos in love with me point of view or a concerned friend
Jo : honestly both
Eno : alright
Eno : well yk cashmere
Eno : she is always talking to me about how i should get more out there
Eno : and so with the combination of finnick's strong drinks and her comments
Eno : i impulsively kissed cato to prove her wrong or smth
Eno : then she was to busy with odair to even notice tho
Eno : so when i woke up the morning i wanted to call you to talk about everything and beg for forgiveness even though ik we aren't even together
Eno : and then cato sorta asked me on a date
Eno : but i thought it was like yk i dont like you but im letting you down easy
Eno : but he spent the whole time like really aggravated and stressed about your friend called clover i think
Eno : so i thought that clover was his ex girlfriend and was trying to make her jealous
Eno : but then cato said she was his best friend so i thought like i don't wanna be here obviously and honestly im sure hes like in love with her or smth
Eno : so i started shit talking clover to kinda make a break up of sorts between me and him
Eno : and cato hasn't talked to me since
Jo : oh
Eno : im sorry johanna
Eno : you know i love you
Eno : we just cant be together
Jo : its alright enobaria
Jo : i think we should just stop talking to each other
Jo : i mean i just can't do it anymore
Jo : and i know you can't either
Jo : I love you.
Eno : I love you.
Notes:
Enobaria is just misunderstood :( in my mind johanna and enonaria are the gay version of romeo and juliet

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