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Little Bitch Luci

M 8:04 am

8/19

Heeeeeeey buddy

Luci what the fuck

do you want?

I can't shove you in another

locker without risk of being benched.

Why is that always your first assumption?

Because you're a little

bitch who likes being

shoved in lockers. I dunno.

This is why no one likes you. 

The fuck you mean? I'm

the fucking best. Star

quarterback. 

And you have that

cheerleader GF. Oh wait!

Fuck you.

She was a bitch anyway

I thought Eve was rather nice. 

Wait what

Oh, you didn't know. My bad.

I'll leave you be.

No cheating off of me in math again or I'll send myself to the nurse's office again.

NO GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE BITCH.

Little Bitch Luci

M 10:45 am

8/19

Luci where the fuck are you?

I just talked to Eve

I'm going to break every bone in that body

Wow rude

Where are you?

With Lilith.

You can't hide behind her

forever. I'll tell her what

you did.

You think she's unaware? 

It was her idea

How the fuck do you

keep stealing my girlfriends?

You're just a twink!

I offered to show her my rubber duck collection. 

You wanna see? 

No I don't wanna see it 

Is that some kind of

lame code for your balls or something?

No

It's an actual rubber

duck collection

What is wrong with you,

I'm great! I don't know

what you're talking about. 

I don't need either of

those bitches.

Danger Tits

Tu 3:12 pm

8/20

Hey bitch

What are you up to?

I bored

Just finished practice

Fuck yeah

Wanna do something

?

What about Eve?

She broke up with

me for that loser

morningstar 

Mm, what about Lilith 

Idk, I blocked him after

talking to him yesterday

I'll unblock him later so

I can torture him more.

What are you doing now?

Oh Lucifer asked me if

I wanted to see

his duck collection.

I'm rather curious. 

It's a big topic

among the girls at school.

No Lute! 

It's a trap 

I'm sure it's code for his balls. 

…

It's not

It's an actual collection

oh my God

Little Bitch Luci 

Tu 3:56 pm

8/20

What did you do to Lute????

Oh you again. 

I thought you blocked me.

I showed her my ducks

Why isn't she answering?

I have a lot of ducks

to look through.

Is this a sex thing? 

I don't understand.

I didn't introduce

her to my tongue

Jeez

You're more than

welcome to see my ducks

It's definitely not a sex thing.

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Little Bitch Luci

Th 11:14 am

8/22

Luci what's the answer

 to question 8

Adam, you know

we aren't friends

Also, stop texting me

during class

bro, you are dating 

both of my exes

girlfriends

we might as well

be dating

Now what is the 

answer to question 8

Before I come over there

and kiss it out of you

I would never 

date a man

Who hasn't 

seen my ducks

Whatever

Duxks later

Answers now

42

Luci we are in English

Wtf

Eve 💞💞

F 4:09 pm

8/23

Bby

I'll

Please come back

Tell me what he has

that I dont

Tell me

I'll do anything

You can't leave me

on read forever 

Pls

Bby I love you 

What did I ever see in you?

You just don't have

his natural talent

What talent

That boy is half your size

He's short

You like short kings?

He's tall enough

to get where he needs

What does that 

even mean?

It's over Adam

Lilith and I are

on a date.

Stop interrupting

Before I block you

Little Bitch Luci 

F 4:11 pm

8/23

YOUR GFS ARE DATJN

BEHIND YOUW BACK

What

Your gfs are dating

Behind your back

Mr. I need perfect 

English 

Oh, yeah.

They did have a date

planned for today

You don't care?

You aren't going to 

Interrupt them???

?????

No? 

Why would I?

If I had been invited

I would be with then

This is their time.

Wtf

You're an idiot

This is why I took both

Of your girlfriends

Also because ducks

I still don't understand 

that

Perv (Tall)

F 6:52 pm

8/23

Do girls like ducks?

??? 

Yes, hello to you 

too Adam

Val you have an army 

Of sluts 

Do they like ducks?

I assume you

are trying to figure 

out why Eve left

for little Morningstar 

Yeah, he says

Girls like his 

duck collection

That's part of it.

The other part is 

he's very good at 

tossing the salad

He's a good cook?!?!?!?!

I had no idea

Eve 💞💞

Sun 7:06 am

8/25

Okay Ive Learned 

to cook

Pls come back

I don't want to 

Hook up with one 

Of Val’s hoes

What does cooking 

have to do with anything?

Isn't that why morningstar 

is popular? He knows how

 to toss salad which is 

not as cool as cooking

Hahaha

Ask him to teach 

you how he 

rearranges vegetables

 and you'll understand 

Little Bitch Luci 

Sun 7:43 am

8/25

Wake up bitch and 

teach me how you toss 

salad. I wanna steal 

my girl back and she 

told me to have you 

teach me

Don't leave me on read

 bitch I know you're awake

W-what?

This is one of those rare

times I wish you

still actually beat me

up rather than texting

me. Why did I ever give

you my number?

Please delete me

you pervert 

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Adam with 0 Bitches

W 03:26 am

9/4

Wake up

I can't sleep

The fuxk

It's like 3 am

Wow

Auto correct doesn't 

like you at 3:27 in 

the morning 

Nothing likes 

me at 3 in the

 morning what

 do you want

I think 3:27 in the 

morning might be 

the only time I actually

like you

I feel so honored 

Luci go back to fucking

 sleep we have 

school tomorrow 

You know I wasn't 

sure you cared about 

school. Or were smart 

enough to enjoy

 learning in the slightest 

Bro go down some

 sleeping pills or drink 

some tea whatever your

 gay ass likes to do so 

you can leave me the 

fuck alone. I'll see you

 at school tomorrow 

You are literally no fun

Ex-husband 

W 3:32 am

9/4

Alastor 

Alastor wakie wakie

Wake up

This fuckin guy

What do you want

Someone to cuddle

 me and love 

me and all my ducks 

for the rest of our 

lives. Someone who

 understands insomnia

 and would rather talk

 than sleep any given 

night. My one and 

only ♥️ ❤️ 💓 

Why did you use 3 

different kinds of hearts?

That's all you have 

What would you

 like me to say? 

This is why you 

have no bitches.

None, not a soul. 

Oh my dear. I don't 

need anyone. I'm 

perfectly happy 

just doing the 

school announcements 

without having to

 worry about someone

 constantly being in my 

business anymore.

Man I really hate 

you. I'm going to go

 talk to my duck. Fuck you,

 fuck this. 

Sleep well.

Adam with 0 Bitches

W 9:10 am

9/4

I'm so fucking tired. 

It's all your fault. 

Where the fuck are you

 I'm going to shove you in a

 locker I don't care if 

I get benched 

Luci?

Helllooooo

You aren't even

 reading these

You didn't od on 

sleeping pills because

 I told you to right?

 I can't be involved 

in a murder again

W 12:56 pm

I'm awak 

Were you sleeping

 this whole time???

No

You know we have 

school today. I was 

going to cheat off of 

you in science. But 

I guess you can borrow

 my notes or some shit

Yeah, no. 

I'll ask Lilith, but 

thanks anyway

👑 Lilith ✨️

W 1:15 pm

9/4

Heeeeey Hon

How you guys doing

 today? Totally didn't 

mean to skip I fell 

asleep on the ducks 

and thought I would 

never escape again.

Ha

We've all been there. 

Can Eve and I come

 over after school? 

Adam has been

bothering everyone 

all day

It's like without 

you here to bully, 

or whatever it is 

you two do, he

 has nothing better to do

 than try to flirt with

 everything that moves.

Ofc

You guys can come 

over whenever. You know

 that. But Em is home

 today to, so nothing

 too noisy.

We can be silent 

as a mouse, promise.

Love you

Love you too! 

And Eve, I know 

you're with her. Tell her too

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Sera ( No x87) 

F 8:52 am

9/6

Sup

Oh heavens above. 

What do you want, Adam?

Chill out

I wanted to chat

No I will not date you

And neither will Em

Stop asking.

Bitch wtf

Sorry

No I meant about Luci 

Adam, I've told you 

this before. If you keep 

beating up my little 

brother I'm going to 

have to tell my 

dad. And before you 

say ‘oh he's not a 

blood relative’ I swear I will 

tell the coach about you.

Chill

What got your panties 

in a twist today? I 

was just going to 

ask where's he's been

 the past 2 days

Oh my God

You do not actually

 care about him.

How did you even

 come to that conclusion?

 Oh god you do! 

Nope, never mind,

 fuk this fuck you.

I'm seeing myself 

out of this conversation. 

I hope he Pen blew

him up or something 

or Alastor finally did him 

in fuck you

Bye

Wait, hun come back.

What?

Did he show you

 his ducks? I wanna 

know if you are

 joining the family.

I hate you 

No I haven't see 

the fuckinf ducks 

what is so special 

about them??? 

Danger Tits

 F 10:43 am

9/6

Lute are you alive 

What do you need

 Adam? Now is 

not exactly

opportune for me.

Why is everyone having

 this same reaction 

to me today. Fuck. 

What did I do. It's

 just fucking Friday

Anyway now that

 I know you're alive 

because you never texted back totally thought the 

ducks swallowed you 

whole or some shit, 

what's so special about them?

I was unaware I was 

on a recon mission for

 you. And there is nothing

 special about them 

per say but the

 amount. This man 

definitely has something

 going on

But it wouldn't be

 entirely incorrect to say

 I that I was swallowed

 whole by them. 

I see why everyone 

is so obsessed 

So they aren't 

some weird euphemism

 for sex???

No sir.

Huh

Maybe it is his 

cooking skills that 

is why everyone 

loves him

His cooking skills?

Yeah he's apparently 

great at making salads.

Oh.

You're an idiot

Gotta go now.

I never actually managed

 to fully escape

 from the quackining

The what?

Lute?

Hello?

Danger tits?

Oh she's dead then.

Sera (No x88)

F 2:12 pm

9/6

You never answered

my question.

Sera

Heeeeellloooo

What the fuck 

Do I actually have to text

Alastor to get an answer?

I don't even have

his number and

I don't feel like

dealing with Vox's

hate bones to get it.

Sera?

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Little Bitch Luci 

Sat. 2:22 am

9/14

Heeeeey bitch.

Heard you been

 looking for me. 

Well here I am,

 big man himself 

here for you.

What the actual hell. 

You've been gone 

for like a week and

 you decide ‘oh hey 

best time to text is at 2 am’

 why are you like this? 

Well you seee….

Actually don't answer 

that. Where the fuck 

have you been? Sera 

and Em won't say anything 

Oh ya know, was 

fixing my sleep schedule. 

They let you take off 

time from school for 

that? And you did 

a shit job because 

you woke me up again 

you fucker. I fr thought

 I was going to

 have to ask Val to ask

 Vox to give me

Alastors's number.

Ew

I divorced him 

for a reason. Don't bother 

with that jerk.

So?

So?

Where were you?

I fell into the quackening

The what?

What does that mean

Lucifer?

Luci

Now is not the fucking 

time for you to sleep 

wake up and answer me

 what is the quackening????? 

Danger Tits

Su 11:58 am

9/15 

Lute did you ever manage

to escape the ducks? 

Lute are you there?

Lute????

Help me

I'm suffocating 

Lil ☠️☠️

M 9:42 am

9/16

Yo

Get the fuck out

 of my dms bitch boy

Yeah yeah, hey nice

 to talk to you too bitch. 

I didn't message you to

 fight, geez why 

does everyone hate 

me right now

We hate you all 

the time Adam. The 

sad part is you're

 just realizing it now. 

Lilith I could not give

 two fucks about what

you think. Just a

 reminder Bitch,

 you cheated on me.

You were an asshole

 and I tried to break

 up with you

And don't pretend

 to be some victim.

 You also cheat in me

Two wrongs don't 

make a right baby

What do you want

 you waste of space?

Oh yeah. 

Where's Luci? 

He said he'd be

 back today 

His dad made him 

stay home. Not 

that you ducking care

Ducking? 

You've been texting

about his ducks too much

Whatever. I know

 you don't care. What 

do you plan to do this

 time? Shove him in

 another locker, steal

 his gym clothes?  

You act like I've done

 all of that in the 

past week. I've chilled

 since I made him

 have that frame out.

It's not a freak out. 

It's called asthma. 

You know what I

 don't expect you to

 know anything. You're 

basically a caveman. 

Don't talk to me or my 

girlfriend or really 

even my boyfriend

 again. 

You're lucky Luci 

is nice or I would 

have out you 12 feet

 under already

Isn't the saying 6 feet?

Not for you. I wanna 

make sure you stay gone.

Little Bitch Luci 

M 10:33 am

9/16

You would have

 had better luck 

bothering literally anyone

 else. Now I'm going 

to have to calm her 

down before she actually

 kills you. What the heck

 did you say to her? 

Literally I don't know

Perv (Tall)

Th. 7:02 am

9/19

Heard you wanted to

 know a little more about

 your number one rival 

and why he was gone

 for a week

How the fuck would 

you know about that

When you're hot 

enough people talk darling

Oh, someone told 

Vox and you overheard 

Fuck you

But yes

Source?

Alastor himself

Ew what were they doing?

Fucking? 

You are very unlikable 

Who my boyfriend 

messes with and 

who he doesn't

 isn't any of your concern

Oh you guys are 

boyfriend's now. 

That's cool. 

I thought Voxy had a 

crush on talk dark

and disturbing but whatevs

 if they are still getting it on.

Okay you don't 

want to know that's fine.

Wait I'm sorry!!!

That's what I thought bitch

Well rumor is

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Little Bitch Luci 

Tu. 9:10 am

9/24

Oh my god. You’re

actually here? I thought

you died after

not coming back

 to school and

not answering you 

phone on monday, again.

Yes I’m actually here.

Where else would I be? 

Do I have a hot date with 

one of your ex-girlfriends

 that I'm

 currently unaware 

of? Should I still be

 at home with my ducks?

 I mean they do miss me

Luci?

Like actually where 

have you been, man? 

You good? 

You're acting weird. 

What’s wrong with you? 

Whatever, doesnt  

matter. Fuck you.

Can’t tell if you're

 glad I’m here or not.

Yeah, I’ve been itching

 to throw someone in a locker

 for a while and you’ve been 

mia for so long that I feel like

 you should get the honors. 

Oh god. Fine. Do 

I get a phone

 call first so i can have

 someone come get me

 after the test next period.

Wait, no. 

I need to cheat off 

your paper.

Luci, babe, let me

 cheat off of you.

I could show this

 to Sera at

 any time 

and you would 

totally be kicked 

off the team.

You wouldn’t do

 that to me.

Reasoning needed.

If I get kicked off the 

team then girls

 stop wanting me

 then you can’t steal 

my girlfriends for your weird

 Quackening thing going on.

Did Lute even survive

 it? I swear

 I haven’t seen 

her since she went to

 see your ducks.

You could always

 come see

 my ducks and find out.

Ha

No

Eve 💞💞

W 02:02 am

9/25

Holy Hell

You still haven’t blocked me

 yet. That’s awesome

What do you want?

 I should have

 wasted the energy it took to 

block you but I literally just

 turned my phone off

 so you wouldn’t bother me

Damn, chill. 

I know that if I try 

to steal you back you’ll 

get queen bitch 

to come kill me.

Then why are you

 messaging me?

Adam?

Fuck, I don’t remember.

But if you decide 

you want to have a 

big dick man again

 let me know babe

Size doesn't matter

 when you know 

how to actually

please a woman.

Something I'm sure 

you'll never know 

I will say though,

 insomnia not his best

 trait for you to try to 

copy. Even he knows

 better than to keep 

me up chatting.

Danger Tits

W 8:01 am

9/25

Lute are you alive? 

Yes. I have managed 

to escape the ducks. 

I shall return tomorrow 

Wait, seriously? 

Bad ass. I've 

missed talking to 

you. You're the 

only one who 

doesn't have me 

for no reason.

Also the ducks 

say hello. They'll 

see you soon

What does that 

mean? Why does 

it sound so ominous? 

Lute what the hell 

does that mean? 

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Adam 💔

Sat. 7:03 pm

10/12

Hey Lute, can I 

come over? Like 

spend the night kind

 of over?

Come over.

Kicking Sera out now. 

Don't even knock 

just come in.

Lute didn't even wait to hear the front door close before she was on her feet. It wasn't very often that Adam asked to come over and spend the night when he knew it was supposed to be girls night. He usually left her alone. Maybe because all of her girlfriends hated him with a passion. 

“What's wrong?” She said before she could look at him, opening her bedroom door.

His bruised eyes, already darkening from his small journey across the street, were signs of what she already knew happened. 

“I beat him up today.” He mumbled, refusing to meet her eyes.

“Your dad?”

She watched him grimace and touched his eye. “No. I beat Luci up.”

She blinked, gingerly taking his arm, guiding him to her bed. “And you feel guilty about it?” 

It wasn't meant to be a question, but six months ago he would be laughing about how he took that punk who stole Lilith from him down a notch. 

“He was talking to that girl in band. The one that I was flirting with who liked the drummer. And I was so angry that I just…” 

“Adam?” She stood, ready to get him some water to help. He looked three seconds from a panic attack.

“I don't know why I feel bad, but he looked so small after I was done. I think I broke his arm. I was so angry and just like my dad.” 

“You aren't like him!” She grabbed his shoulders, shaking him. “Be better than you think and apologize to Luci. He might be upset for a while but-”

“He won't be. He never is. He always forgives me and acts like nothing happens which makes me even worse than my father. I'm basically a monster.”

Lute couldn't help it. She pulled him into a hug. 

“Let's go to bed, Adam. We can talk more later.” 

Unknown Number

Su. 1:01 am

10/13

He's sorry.

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Little Bitch Luci

M 8:59 am

10/14

W

WHERE ARE YOU 

I need shoved 

in a locker or 

something please

come save me!

Adam

Adam

Adam

Adam

Adam

Answer your phone!

Dude what the fuck.

 I over slept and

 I wake up to you 

freaking out 

The the fuxk so 

you want from me?

I forgot that Lilith 

and Eve and I were 

all supposed to go 

out tonight but Al wants

 to hang out. You can't

 make me choose 

between them so

 you must save

 me from this.

Aren't you and 

Alastor divorced? 

Why would you still

 hang out with him?

Cause I love

 him duh

lmao Gay

Where are you right now?

Sera (No x88)

M 9:45 am

10/14

ADAM!

Sup bitch ❤️

Don't sup bitch me. 

Stay the fuck away 

from my brother. 

Pen told me he and

 Angel saw you 

talking to him by the locker

Wasn't breaking his 

arm enough? He literally

 still has a cast. I 

will go to the coach. 

Sooooo

I'm supposed to

 ignore him when 

he asks for help now? 

I mean I can but 

that's kinda a dick move. 

I

Well

Just leave him 

alone. I'll talk with 

him. You guys are 

not friends. You are 

his bully and if you hurt

 him again I'll murder 

you myself 

Bro chill.

He asked me

 to put him in a 

locker today. I didn't

 so don't start yelling 

at me

You'd better not

I'll get Lute on you

Little Bitch Luci 

M 12:47 pm

10/14

Bro can you call

 off your protection

 squad? They are starting

 to get on my

 fucking nerves. 

Huh?

What do you mean?

I've gotten like 5 

people who texted

 me to leave you

 alone today. Tell them

 to to fuck off

before I do. 

Lol

Just ignore them. 

I know they care a 

lot about me but 

I'm okay. We are okay. 

We are?

Lol yeah

Breaking my 

arm got me out of violin

 lessons. I'm fucking

 lucky ass hell

Luci “there is a 

brightside” morningstar 

Adam “got no 

bitches” Kadmon

I have bitches! 

Yeah, I've tongue

 fucked all of them

Please stop fucking

 my girlfriends. I'm on

 my knees

Bro usually I'm 

the one on my knees 

why you on yours?

On your knees?

I'm great at tossing 🥬

How are you good

 at cooking if 

you are on your knees? 

Cooking????

Eve 💞💞

M 1:23 pm

10/14 

Luci doesn't even

 know how to 

cook what the fuck

 were you talking about?

Lol 

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Little Bitch Luci 

F 2:23 pm

10/25

I don't have a date 

to the Halloween party. 

Go with me bitch boy.

Excuse me

Go with me. 

I know you help 

people all the time 

and you and 

Alastor had that

 thing so you 

aren't like homophobic

 or anything so 

go with me.

Help a brother out.

First of all. Sure 

all you had

 to do was ask.

 Lilith doesn't do 

parties and Eve

 already told me 

that if I wanted 

to go she wasn't

 planning to. She has

 plans with her family

 that night. But second

 could we not bring 

up Alastor. He's still 

being pissy.

He gets pissy with 

you? I thought you

 guys were like 

butt buddies or something.

What part of divorced 

went over your head?

 But since you're asking

 a favor of me, now you

 gotta do something

 for me. 

Sure, what do 

you want?

Come see my 

duck collection.

Fucking

Fine!

The quackening 

shall have a new 

victim. Finally your

 time has come. 

Mwahahahah

Oh god

I feel like I just made

 a deal with the devil 

or some shit

Nah. It's not

 that bad. Promise

Danger Tits

F 8:04 pm

10/25

Look I know I don't 

bother you on girls

 night but I have a 

question.

What's up?

So the quackening?

Oh god. 

Leave me alone.

So it is that bad?!?!? 

Oh no, what have 

I agreed to?

You agreed to

 the Quackening? 

I'm starting to 

regret it.

Lol I'm telling Sera.

Wait 

Wait

No!

Sera (No x88)

F 8:06 pm

10/25

YOU THIBK IM

 LETTKNG YOU

 IN MY HIUSE??!?!?!?!

Hi to you too

Also could your 

typing be any worse?

I will not allow it!

Kay.

Give me one second 

Little Bitch Luci 

F 8:11 pm

10/25

So…

So?

Sera said no. I'm

 not allowed over. 

I can't see your ducks.

Hold up.

I'll fix this

Sera (No x89)

F 8:14 pm

10/25

Fine. 

But

But the door stays

 open and you 

aren't allowed to punch

 him or kick him or 

anything violent in 

our house. You are so 

lucky that I never

 mentioned anything 

you do to him

 be nice.

Pppf.

When did you turn

 into a protective 

person? You never

 cared before

Since you 

fucked with him

Bull

This is recent

Fuck you.

I failed him

 before. Not again.

Sure. Whatever.

Chapter Text

Little Bitch Luci 

Su. 2:01 am

10/27

Do you ever just see 

the worst in people? 

Like it's so hard to

 be positive because 

everyone is shitty and 

everything is shitty and 

you want everything

 to end but people 

say no luci it gets better 

don't think like that. But 

your mind is telling you 

something different. 

Like does it ever get 

better? Does it ever 

get easier? Is there

 a point in living? 

But death is a 

terrifying thing. 

Is there something

after? Or is it Just

 darkness. And the 

nights are petrifying

because you want to

sleep but you don't 

know if yo u'll

wake up aga in.

Haha. Jk

Been reading 

some gothic shit

Little Luci

Su. 10:14 am

10/27

Luci you okay?

Hmm?

Don't ‘hmm’ me you

 little shit. For I 

have to come over 

there and beat the 

answer out of you.

Sera would actually

 kill us both if you 

did that. She already

 didn't want you coming

 over after the 

accident at school

Accident?

You mean me 

breaking you in half?

Call it what you want. 

I know what it was. 

Nothing more than 

bad timing and

 an accident

Wait you're distracting

 me again!

Hmm?

You do that. You 

start talking about

 me or something 

else and completely 

distract me from 

what I was going to say!

Tee hee

Little Luci 

Su. 1:57 pm

10/27

Luci where were 

you last month. 

Be serious

So I'm not allowed

 to answer with 

stealing your girl? 

Serious time

If you don't 

want to answer,

 it's whatever. I already 

have an idea. 

But answer 

something else instead.

Sure, what?

Why is Sera so

 protective now when 

she didn't care before?

Bro

Just shove 

my head in a 

toilet and be 

done with this 

This is stupid

I didn't make you….

Were you in 

the hospital?

What? Where did 

you even hear that? 

You know what,

 forget it. I'm moving

 up the date to you 

coming over.

 Tomorrow after school.

Chapter Text

Little Luci

M 3:17 pm

10/28

Hey bitch I'm here.

Quack

I could always just

 leave. That is an option. 

Noooo

You came all

 the way here!!!

I refuse to let you leave.

Just let me get 

Em out of here.

And before you ask,

 she's way to

 young for you 

What is with you

 and Sera? I'm 

not interested in 

a thirteen y/o

Have a little faith in me

Ya kno

Your right

I've even the 

women your into. 

Gotta say you

 like em older.

I could literally

 text both of them 

right now and tell

 them you said that. 

??

Do you not think

 Lil knows I like

 that she's a year

 older, she could

be wrickled

and gray and I would

love her all the

same? You're 

weird. I tell my 

girlfriends everything.

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“Come in!” Luci answered the door out of breath and disheveled. 

Adam wasn't used to seeing him in a way other than perfect and pristine. Even when Adam himself crumpled his clothes and made him bleed.

But here he was. In a pink and white striped tee that was just a little too big, no product in his blonde hair, making it only more prominent that he had that white streak running though that Adam swore for the first year of knowing him that it was fake. 

“Sup?” Adam puffed out his cheeks, trying not to feel awkward. 

This was his first time in the Phim household, but he knew of all of the sisters. Ella and Rena, the twins, had moved out of state to go to college. Luci may have mentioned once or twice that they would be in charge of Serapheil's business assets once they came back home. Phina and Serendipity had already passed away in a car crash that Adam was sure was on the news, but the news anchor, Katie, gave him the creeps so he tried not to watch the news. And Em was in her last year of middle school, so he didn't see her much. She also had a very bazaar name, but he never called her by it. 

Then there was Lucifer. He had been adopted into the family at a young age. So everytime he told Sera they weren't related, he wasn't lying. She just needed to chill her tits. 

“It took forever to get Em to leave me alone.” Adam looked down as Luci scratched his head with his good hand- arm- the one not in a cast. 

He had always been aware that Luci was a short man. But he wasn't aware of how short until now. Lilith was tall, so was Eve. They both had a type. But God this man was puny. 

“Whatever.” Adam shoved his hands in his pockets as he crossed the threshold. He wasn't sure what to do with them.

“Perfect. Okay! Come on. You need to see the ducks!” Luci scrambled away. He looked like a five year old excited to show off his dinosaurs.

Also, what was with the ducks? Why was everyone so obsessed? Regardless, Adam followed the little man as he zoomed up the stairs.

“Holy quack!” His jaw dropped. 

How did this boy live in this room? There were more ducks than room. More ducks than trees in the world. They scaled up the walls. Rubber ducks, soft plush ducks, a giant duck bean bag chair. 

“What the fuck.” Adam breathed. “You actually bring girls home to this?” 

Luci had strided across the room, somehow not tripping over anything or stepping on any of the miscellaneous ducks around the room, to his desk, knocking even more ducks and yellow fabrics away. “Yeah. Everyone understand my hyperfocus and just let's me vibe.

“Is this the quackening? Am I experiencing this correctly?” He looked around only to find Luci right back in front of him. For such a short king he was fast as fuck. 

“Ha. No.” Luci poked the soft spot on his side. The spot that was ticklish that made Adam's knees go weak. 

He yelped, trying to duck- pun intended- away from any more assaults to his side, only to trip backwards into a horde of soft squishy ducks. The more he tried to get out the harder it was to move. Almost as if he was sinking in an endless lake of duck plushies. 

“Help!”

“No.” Luci grinned evilly. How the heck did he get back to his desk and sit down already? “You must experience the quackening.” 

Death by duck. 

Not the way Adam thought he would go. Honestly not a way to heaven's pearly gates that he would ever think of. 

But the moment he stopped flailing, eyes and nose barely above the soft pile, he saw it. 

The true meaning behind the quackening. 

Lucifer’s face was calm, focused on the materials in his hands. Ah, yeah, Adam could understand why girls might fall for him. 

“You made all of these.”

It wasn't a question, it didn't need to be. He already knew. Looking at the pile that encased him he could see. 

There were little ducks that resembled all of his friends. His lovers, his family. All of them recognizable even to Adam

“Yeah. I make everyone into ducks. They all have a place in my heart.”

Adam blinked. He couldn't understand at the moment why he and Lucifer Morningstar didn't get along. He was just a little guy who liked to create. Sure he had stolen Lilith and Eve, but at the moment, he would never admit it to anyone else, not even Luci, he could understand why they left him for this small bean of a man.

Maybe they did get along and Adam didn't understand how friends worked. The only friend he actually had was Lute. Valentino was more of an insect that would come fluttering back when he needed something. Like when his old partner Angel dumped him for that college student Husky, Husko, Husker, whatever and he needed someone who wasn't stalking their crush? Enemy? Whatever the fuck Vox and Alastor were. 

“You could have just told me you wanted to make me into a duck.”

“No way. You totally would have made fun of me for it. Besides, you have to experience being immersed in ducks. Become one with the ducks.”

“Dude.” Adam sighed, getting comfy. It was nice here. It felt safe. If he could stay here for the rest of his days, maybe all that anger that bubbled under the surface would finally simmer and let him be himself for a while. “You're fucking weird.”

“I know.” Lucifer answered immediately. He scowled at himself as he dropped something Adam couldn't really see. 

“Are you supposed to use your hand to make things with that big cast.”

There was a moment of silence, hesitancy thick in the air. “It's fine. Nothing can stop me from adding another to the quack legion.”

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Danger Tits

M 11:29 pm

10/28

Yeah

Okay

I can see why 

women like him.

 It's not just his

 nonexistent cooking 

ability. 

????

Adam?

Hang out with him

 wasn't so bad.

 Well, until Sera 

came stomping

 in and started 

yelling at me to

 go home and that 

she didn't like me

But his dad was

 okay I guess.

Once Sera stops 

hating you so much 

it's a really nice 

place to be.

Chapter Text

Little Luci

W 6:54 am

10/30

Luuuuuuuuciiiiiiii

Please come to

the football game. 

All of the cheerleaders 

hate me because

 of Eve and if you 

come with me, show 

up as like I guess

 the person I sometimes

 bully but don't 

always that would

 be great and 

maybe they wouldn't 

hate me so much

Friends?

Huh?

Lol, Adam. The word

 you're looking 

for is friends. You want

 me to come to the 

game as your friend. I

 had already planned 

on coming with Lilith

 so we could support 

Eve but I don't mind

Is that what

 we are now?

Mmmm

Does it matter?

I guess not

Also, I now realize

 that you might 

actually be a really 

good boyfriend

Why's that?

Well, I mean. 

I am a dick to you 

and you would still 

go out of your 

way to support 

one of your girlfriends 

even having to face 

someone who 

bullies you. Kinda

 fucking awesome. 

Mad respect. 

Lol you're bullying

 isn't even that bad. 

You are nowhere

 near as bad as my

 other bully.

Your what

Luci 

Luci?

Lucifer Morningstar!

You have another bully!!! 

Who? Only I get to

beat you up. Who the fuck is messing with you???

Lil ☠️☠️

W 7:13 am

10/30

Bitch I hate you

You hate me let's 

get that out of 

the fucking way

What the fuck do

you want? It's too

early in the fuxking

morning to be dealing

with you.

Fuckin 

Skip. Skip this bullshit

Who is bullying Luci

Uh? You?

No not just me

Who else

What?

Bitch you don't

even know either? 

I thought he told 

you guys everything. 

Fuck it I'll ask Val

Wait

Adam

What the fuxk do 

you mean

Best V

W 8:20 am

10/30

Heeeeey girl

Adam?

Whose account you

 need hack fuck face.

Velvette

My love

Gross. I wanna die,

 don't call me that

Anyway

I texted Val and

 he told me to

 text Vox who 

told me to text you 

for the favor I need

Oh I see. You wanna

 make a devil with

 a devil and those

 two useless asses

 couldn't even help.

 Okay hun tell me 

what you want. I won't

 do it if it's

 boring though.

I want you to find 

out who else is 

bullying Lucifer 

Morningstar. I don't

 enjoy sharing my 

belongings. 

Oh that? And Vox 

wouldn't tell you? 

Well shit. You might

want to suck it up 

and text Alastor 

yourself. I'm not 

getting involved 

with this.

Prick (Luci's Ex)

W 10:55 am

10/30

God I hate you

Then why are 

you texting me?

 I can and will

 fight back again.

Had a question?

Oh? 

Do leave me 

in suspension.

So like, fuck

Does luci have any 

other bullies?

Hmmm

I'm assuming you 

found out that 

someone else 

torments him but 

nobody will tell you 

who because it's a

 closely guarded 

secret and people are 

more afraid of me 

than they are you

Dude I really

 fucking hate you 

I want you to beg

 for it. Get down 

on your knees and

 beg me for the name 

of the man who is 

bullying my best 

friend so you can 

go stake your claim

Why are you such 

a sadistic dick? 

Don't you want the

 only one to be

 bullying Luci to 

be someone he 

thinks of as a friend? I can

 at least protect him a little

Well, first, who

 says Luci doesn't 

think of this other 

person as a friend?

 And second, why do 

you assume I 

can't and don't protect

 him? Hmm?

Give me a name

 Alastor or I'll come

 down to that crappy 

room you use for 

broadcasting those 

crappy school 

announcements 

and break you in

 half like I did last time

 I was mad. I'll send 

you back home to 

your lesbians in pieces. 

Mammon.

Chapter Text

Little Luci

F 10:34 am

11/1

Dude what are

 you doing. It feels

like your skull 

fucking me with

 your eyes. 

Adam

Dude

 what the fuck

Stop it

Stop what?

Stop staring

Hm?

Why are you staring? 

No wait. Don't answer

 that. Play attention

 to the class. Leave

 me alone

You got a bruise

 on the back 

of your neck 

It's from you trying 

to stare a hole into the

 back of my head. 

Oh? So it's 

not a hickey?

Shut up!!!!

Who was it? Eve

 isn't known to

 leave marks. Was

 Lilith claiming you?

Stop!

My dad will kill 

me if I don't pass

 this class

You're a straight 

A student

Lalala can't

 hear you!

Danger Tits

F 11:09 am

11/1

You busy today? 

I mean other than girls night

No what's up?

I need to fucking

exterminate an insect.

You in?

?

Yes or no

Sir yes sir.

That's why I love the 

bad ass bitch

 that is you

Little Luci

Sat. 4:02 am

11/2

Adam

Why am I hearing

 from Eve that you 

got suspended? Why 

do Lilith and Eve know 

why you got suspended 

Do you ever sleep?

Why were you 

suspended?

Damn, the reflecting

 doesn't work on you

Deflecting? 

It's because I do

 it too much so I 

know what 

it looks like. Alastor

 knows too. He said

 Vox told him. Angel

 said he was there

 when it happened. 

What happened?

I beat the fuck 

out of a theater puss.

 He had it coming.

And you were caught?

I mean caught is a 

very strong were 

that might not be correct 

Adam what did you do?

I told the teacher

 to call an ambulance

 after I beat in within 

an inch of his life.

Adam

Did you beat up Mam?

I sent a message.

The kind that

 reads fuck you I do 

what I want to most

 but to those who 

know it says

 nobody is allowed 

to touch something

 that is mine

? 

Go to sleep Luci.

I'll see you

 in a week.

You're a fucking idiot

Chapter Text

(Don't call him) Whiskers

 F 3:34 pm

11/1

Husk, babe. That 

dude that I told you

 about that keeps 

beating up my 

friend's cousin is here. 

Adam?

Yeah.

He's absolutely

 destroying Mam right

 now.

Not to be an ass hun, 

but it's about damn

 time someone 

took that jester 

wanna be down a notch.

Even if it is the

worst possible person

alive who's doing it

I can't wait to tell 

Charlie. She's going 

to flip. I know she 

dislikes Adam but 

she hates how 

Mam treats 

everyone here. 

She was here 

when Mam called 

Fizz fat and I

 thought she 

was going to break 

him in half. 

Was it as bad as the

 time that Val gave you

 that black eye. Or 

was she more mad

I don't think I've

 ever seen her as 

mad as the Val incident. 

She and Lucifer don't 

really get mad very often

Maybe it runs in the family

Those two are 

actually related 

aren't they?

Vagina says so

Gonna believe 

her on that. Hate 

questioning her. 

You taking 

video of this?

Oh hell yeah.

Good. I kinda wanna

 watching it when I 

come to get 

you tonight

I'm coming over?

 I thought you were 

coming here. 

Got the house to myself

 tonight. Wanna enjoy 

it without your siblings

 hovering. I love Molly

 and and I love Niss 

but I want to hang out 

with you not them

You could always

 tell Arackniss to

 fuck off. But you're

 right about Molly, 

she's an angel you 

can't really ask her 

to leave

I'm not telling Niss

 or anyone to fuck off. 

Your family treats me 

like family and that 

more than I deserve.

 I couldn't ask for more. 

So they get nothing

 but respect from me, 

Anthony

Do not!

Angel

Better.

Okay I'm going to

 text Charlie. And 

maybe Eve too. 

And?

You got me. 

And Vaggie.

You know me too

well Whiskers 

Now who's being a brat?

Chapter Text

Little Luci

M 1:19 am

11/4

I get my cast off this

 ducking Saturday. We 

should do something

 to celebrate.

Luci you literally 

have school in 

5 hour wtf 

Also I'm kinda the 

one who put you in 

that cast. Why would

 you want to celebrate 

with me?

Don't question the

 quack master!

I think you might

 have actually gone 

insane from staying 

up too long. It's

 time for bed

 little Luci

I'm just in a good mood.

 I'll be able to do

all of my crafty 

stuff again.

I knew it! You weren't

 supposed to be 

sewing ducks with 

a broken arm

It's whatever.

But that does mean

 I have to go back

 to my music lessons 

Wanna break another

 bone for me

 please???

Bitch you can't just

 ask someone to

 break your bones. 

Well I'm asking.

On my knees even

Well your short 

enough that you don't

 have to be

Haha just end me now.

 I'd rather die than 

people keep making 

fun of me for being a

 short king

With you constantly

 doing dumb shit

 and literally asking

 to be beaten 

how have you not 

kicked the bucket yet?

I'm surprised you're

even alive 

Haha me too

Luc don't haha that. 

I have actual 

concern for you 

sometimes. 

You don't have

 to be concerned.

 There's nothing to

 be concerned about.

I think you just

 disproved your 

point. Getting 

defensive isn't going

 to help your case 

Whatever. There's 

nothing to worry about.

I literally texted 

you to tell you we 

ARE doing something

 on Saturday. Now 

go to ducking sleep

Luci? 

Perv (Control Freak) 

Tu 10:17 am

11/5

Dude, come back. 

Val is driving me 

up a wall. I didn't

 think you guys were 

that close that 

he's go crazy 

without you. 

Oh? He see

 Angel with his

 new boyfriend again? 

I don't understand

 how yall can do 

the multiple relationships.

That would wear me out.

Huh?

Are you telling me 

that you and

 Lucifer “all the bitches”

 Morningstar aren't

 actually dating? 

What the hell would 

give you that idea? 

I'm just saying what

 everyone was thinking

You've really

 chilled out about 

shoving him around 

and beating him bloody. 

I mean, there is

 more to me than

 just being a bully 

and hurting people.

Sure. Okay. 

What's that 

supposed to mean?

I'm pretty sure 

that's all anyone 

knows about you.

 You're a bully 

who's bad with the

 ladies and has every

 girlfriend stolen

 by Lucifer 

I'm not 

going to lie.

 I thought

 beating him 

up was like

 90% of your 

personality 

and the other 

10% was being

 bitchless. 

That's fucking rude.

 You don't even 

know me

I'm just saying what 

everyone is thinking.

 Don't blame me for

 your poor image

Lute 👑 (Best Girl) 

Tu. 10:58 pm

11/5

Am I a bad person? 

Is that why I 

continue to hurt

 people I care about? 

Adam? 

Are you okay?

I chatted with Vox 

today. I always 

knew I was a 

monster but I was

 hoping I'd get better. 

That I was getting better.

Adam, you aren't 

a monster. I'll tell 

you that every day

for the rest of our lives. 

You aren't. You've done 

bad things. It doesn't

 make you irredeemable. 

You're trying. That's 

what matters. 

I dunno

Lute 👑 (Best Girl) 

W 12:12 am

11/6

You know. 

I think Luci would 

agree with me. 

If that matters.

Chapter Text

Adam shivered. It was cold. Too cold to be without his letterman jacket. But he had to leave without it. He didn't have the time nor energy to attempt to go back for it. 

He was just thankful to the holy heavens above that it wasn't snowing yet. 

He cursed, reaching for his phone. He had haphazardly shoved it in his pocket in his rush out the door. It was probably already dead. He had barely had a charge when he and his dad started their screaming match in the living room and that had been well over three hours ago.

And he was right. His frozen fingers were met with a dark screen that refuses to light. 

Life sucked. 

Lute was gone. At her aunt's mansion or whatever in Paris for the week of Thanksgiving, so he had nowhere to go. 

“Man, life sucks.” He whispered, watching as his breath puffed out in front of him. 

He didn't want to be outside, watching the pitch black sky. He didn't want to watch the light rain, that had been forecasted to turn to snow overnight, trickle down. 

He closed his eyes and leaned against the streetlight. It was so small compared to his back. It was strange to think about. Right now he felt the same way he did when he was five and his mom left. He watched her leave, the stairs railing in their house digging high into his back as she scooted past him, a cigarette between her red lips.

Back then his back was smaller. So how could his shoulder have broadened but he still felt the same? How could he still feel like he did back then, even though he was older and supposedly more mature? 

Why was he like this?

A flicker in his mind overtook him. The thought of somewhere safe and warm. 

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He prayed that someone would answer his soft taps on the overly large white door. He didn't want to knock too loud, he wasn't sure what time it was. It had to be well past midnight. The fight with his father had lasted quite a while since he'd learned to fight back.

“Adam?” 

Lucifer’s voice carried through the thick wood of the door before it opened. 

If his eyes hadn't been used to the darkness from wandering around outside for so long, trying to remember from his rather poor memory, he would have had to squint to see him. There were no hall lights on, but there Lucifer stood, yet again with no product in his probably freshly cleaned hair. 

“Oh goodness. Are you okay?” 

Adam winced at the worry in his voice. “Yeah, I got into a little fight.” 

"A little fight?” Lucifer echoed lightly before pulling on his arm to get him in. “Get in here. My dad will kill me if he knows I'm up this late.”

“So you're not allowed to stay up all hours of the night?” Adam chuckled even if it hurt.

“Stop laughing.” Lucifer stood on his tippy toes, without his heeled shoes he was even shorter, to reach up and touch his cheek. “Who did you fight that could do all this to you? I've seen you with black eyes after fighting but a split lip and that bruise on your cheek.”

“A real mother fucker.” He said, allowing Luci to grab on to him and lead him to the bathroom. 

“Sit on the toilet.” He commanded, running his hand through his blond hair looking around. “Stay here for a moment let me grab some stuff”

“Kay.” He sat, letting his eyes roam to the bottles on the counter. There were so many. Over the counter painkillers, prescription stuff with big words that Adam could barely pronounce.

“Okay found the first aide. Sera always keeps it organized, but usually out of reach.” He flipped open the lid to the white box. But Adam's eyes weren't on that. 

“Fluoxetine? What's that?” Adam reached for the bottle only to fall short, knocking over a few other orange pill containers, having them roll into the sink. He winced. Good thing all the lids were sealing them tightly.

“Prozac.” Luci said before cringing. Adam wanted to ask more but before he could even open his mouth Lucifer quickly added. “Nothing important.” 

“It's empty.”

“Yeah, and?”

His sharp eyes were on the floor. This was one of those times Adam knew he should probably shut up, but he'd never been good at that. 

“Is it for your arm?”

“No.”

“What's it for?”

“Nothing.” 

“It's prescribed to you.”

“It's nothing.” 

Adam wanted to touch him, force him to look him in the eyes and say that to his face instead of fiddling with the disinfectant. 

“Luci-”

“Do you want to stay the night?” Lucifer interrupted him again, patting his eyebrow with a cotton pad. It stung. He had to actively try not to flinch back. Luci wasn't hurting him on purpose, he had to remind himself. He was actively trying to help him.

“What?” 

“I'm not stupid Adam. I'm offering you a warm bed so you don't have to go back out there. You-” He paused, his deep crimson eyes meeting Adam's finally. Adam wasn't sure if he had ever noticed how red his eyes were before. “It's cold out there. And you live kinda far. Might as well stay.” 

“Your dad won't care?”

“Sera might. Lil and Eve definitely will, but they are both in the guest room at the moment. And my dad, well if you stay in my room he won't know.” 

“Yeah.” He said, barely above a whisper. “If you don't mind, I'll stay.”

Lucifer nodded, but didn't say anything while he finished patching him up.

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“Like I said you'll have to stay in my room. Sorry for that. It might be kinda annoying. I was working there while the girls slept, so you might have to deal with me making noise.” 

“That's fine.” Adam shrugged, following closely behind. Luci's door was the next one over from the bathroom. It was apparently his bathroom, filled with his stuff, and his many little orange bottles. 

“You don't have to worry about me trying to steal you from yourself." Luci wiggled his thin eyebrows- how the hell was he doing that????  "I'll go sleep with the girls when I get tired.”

“You actually get tired?” He joked. “Breaking news Lucifer “texting everyone but Eve at 2 am” Morningstar actually sleeps.”

“Well yeah. I'm human too.” 

“Suuuure. All those little pill bottles say human alright.” Adam cringed immediately after saying it, but that was a lot of meds for one human, if he took even half if them he would have to be like a demon or something. Sometimes his foot was so stuck in his mouth, he wasn't sure he would ever be able to remove it.

“Ha, not like I take them. My dad makes me go to the doctor and they prescribe shit that doesn't work then I end up back in the hospital so I just slowly flush em.” 

“Wait, Luc. I don't think that's healthy.” 

“Who cares.” Lucifer said darkly, before turning back to his bright and chipper self. “If I needed them I would take them.”

“But don't you.” Adam asked, stopping just shy of Lucifer’s door. “I mean, I don't know a lot about medicine but would September have happened if you took your meds?”

“Pppffft. Yeah.” He turned on his toes, facing the door and throwing it open. It hit a pile of ducks with a light quacked thud. “It’s a month it would have happened.”

That wasn't what he meant. They both knew it wasn't what he meant. He held himself in until he stepped in the door and heard the soft click of the door.

“Luci stop!” He tried to stay calm, quiet. There were people sleeping, even if Lucifer had closed the door. He was so tired of dancing around the subject. He'd tried to ask multiple times and nothing he did ever got him an answer. But now here in person, Lucifer could run away. He couldn't just not answer. “I just want one straight answer from you.”

“Ha. Straight and me in the same sentence.”

“Lucifer, I know you were in the hospital back in September. Was it because of me? Did I make you try to kill yourself? 

His eyes narrowed, smile- as fake as it was- dropped. “Does your dad beat you because you look like your mom? Huh? We all have shit we don't want to talk about Adam. Let it go.”

Adam took a step back, almost falling on the bed. He had pushed too hard after not having real answers for so long. This was just a glimpse of what lay underneath the calm surface Luci showed to people. He wanted to see more. He knew he had a boiling rage underneath everything too, he wanted to see that side of Lucifer. But he didn't want to hurt him again. Hadn't he already? Being a monster and hurt people seemed to be all he was good at.

“I'm sorry.” 

His voice was weak. It was weird to say that he hadn't felt this weak in a long time. Life was so weird to think about. If Lucifer hadn't given him his number at the end of August so they could "plan the bully sessions because he had shit to do" would Adam have even cared that he found out from Valentino of all people that the little blonde tried to- 

Luci sighed, sitting down at his desk, grabbing the fabric to make another duck, dragging him back out of his head. Making noise to bring him back from the what ifs in life. Right here, right now, Lucifer was alive and Adam was here with him, safe. 

“But for what it's worth. It wasn't you. I promise that, Adam. It wasn't you.”

“Okay.” He mumbled, not entirely sure if he believed the short man in front of him. But he let it go. At least he had one answer. He wouldn't hurt either of them anymore tonight. 

He flopped on Lucifer’s bed. It was as soft as he thought, and less covered in ducks. He only counted about twenty before falling asleep. 

And when he woke, Luci was nowhere to be found. Just a small duck sitting on his desk, with a tuft of hair that matched his in color tears down one side of its face and a fiery rage burning in the eye on the other side. 

Eve 

Sat. 8:08 am

11/23

I feel like I fucked

 everything up like

 always. I'm sorry

 that you were one 

of the people I hurt.

 For what it's worth, 

I'm glad you were stolen. 

Chapter Text

Prick (Luci's Ex)

W 9:07 am

12/4

So I hear you 

and Luci went on a

 date over the 

weekend. How exciting 

that must 

be for you.

What you jealous 

Alastor? Think 

no bitches Adam 

is gonna steal 

your man?

Ha

If I wanted to be

a part of his harem,

I would be.

Then why are 

you texting me? 

Well isn't it nice

 to exchange 

pleasantries between

 friends?

Alastor we aren't

 friends. What the

 hell are you on about? 

Oh come now, any 

friend of Luci's is a 

friend of mine

You know, just for

 this shit I'm going 

to go beat the daylights 

out of him.

Little Luci

W 9:27 am

12/4 

What are you doing 

after school today?

 I'm going to have

 to beat you up 

sometime this week 

to get Alastor off 

my back. 

I've got my 

ballroom dancing 

lessons tonight

 Can't make it 

Ballroom Dancing….

Sometimes

 I forget how rich

 Your family is.

Well, I was very 

lucky to be taken 

in so any time

 Dad asks me to

 do something or 

take a class I

 feel obligated to

Rich ass mother

 fucker

Give me your 

lunch money

Ah how I've missed

 this. Never change 

Adam. 

Also I like a dollar 

and a piece of gum

 and and old paperclip

Note to self. Your 

family is rich. Not you.  

I COULD MAKE 

YOU A NEW DUCK. 

GET QUACKED?

No, no. I'm good.

I put the last one

 you gave me in

 the back of my car. 

I had a mom pull

 in next to me at 

the store and tell 

me how her son

 thought my duck 

was cute.

Aaaaaaa!

Really!?

That's great!

Little Luci 

W 1:11 pm

12/4

When you getting 

a new girlfriend?

Who says I want a

 new girlfriend? 

You'd just steal 

her anyway like

always 

I'm good at what

 I do, thank

 you. 

Lilith asked me, so 

I thought I would ask so

 I know if I'm going 

to add more people 

to my harem

I'm not interested

 in anyone at the

moment

What about Lute?

? 

She's the closest

 thing I have to 

a best friend. I would 

never ruin us by 

asking something like that.

Wow.

Romantic much?

I could swoon for 

an answer like that. Also

 what does that

make me? Chopped liver?

Short king, drama queen

I'm literally going

 to block you

Chapter Text

Little Luci 

F 8:09 am

12/6

Idk why it just 

now hit me but 

the last time I was 

over did I see a

 Pentious duck?

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Yes! He agreed

 to be a model for 

my latest batch 

of ducks

You ask people to 

model for you

well yeah it would 

be weird to just

 make a ducks 

of them and for 

them and not ask them

 first. Unless

 it's a present

Do you name all 

of them after who

 modeled for them?

If they have a

 model yes.

Some of them don't 

have models but 

they still have names 

How many of them 

have names?

All of them!

They are all important 

to me. I can't just name

 some and not the 

others. I would be a 

horrible father if I did that!

What about 

the duck chair?

Sir Qauckers will be 

very upset with you 

when he hears about it.

 I doubt you'll be 

allowed to sit on him

 tonight.

He can be a

 bit prissy

Sir… Qauckers??

Sir Quackers!

Little Luci 

F 12:32 pm

12/6

I never thought to ask

 but why don't you

 call him Sir Pentious?

Because his name 

is Pentious 

But he likes Sir

Dear God Luci just 

because he's our 

teacher doesn't

 mean we have to 

call him Sir.

*GASP!*

How could you. 

Sir Pentious and 

I go beyond student

 and teacher!

Gross

We are friends!

HES A TEACHER'S AIDE

and 

Ew, you're gross

Bitchless 

What class are you 

in? I'm going to come

 break your arm again

YAY!

LUCI NO!

You can't tease 

me with a good

 time then go back

 on your word. Come 

down here and break 

my arm again damn it! 

Do you hate the violin

 that much?

And piano.

The harp isn't bad 

but it can be boring. 

And when I have broken

 bones my dad asks 

me to do less because

 the doctors don't 

exactly tell him what 

light exercise is 

so he leave me alone

Can't you just tell him 

you're tired or 

something? 

No

That's not how 

this works

Bitch just man up 

and say no

I'm man enough

 to ask you to 

break my face 

Then you won't

 be able to make 

any ducks tonight

….

Maybe 

Raincheck?

That's what I thought.

Chapter Text

Eve

Tu. 10:22 am

12/10

Sooooo if you 

were me what  

would you get your 

boyfriend

 for Christmas?

You have a boyfriend

 now? Good for you

No!

Luci. What would 

you get Luci for 

Christmas if you 

were me

Lol you're so gay

That's fucking adorable 

Let me show this

 to Lilith 

No!

Lil ☠️☠️

Tu 10:24 am

12/10

You got some 

explaining to do.

Fuck you

 bitches are fast 

Why you trying to act

 nice all of a sudden?

 I'm on to you. Guys 

like you don't just change.

 What do you want

 from him

Chill

I will not. You're an

 asshole Adam. 

I don't trust you

 not to hurt him.

Oh yeah I did a real

 good job of hurting

 him by taking 

out his other bully 

You think sending

 Mam to the hospital 

would stop him. Luci 

is nice to everyone. If you 

ended up in the 

hospital he would feel 

bad and visit you.

That man has no 

sense of danger

You want a present

 for him. Either leave him

 alone or actually 

change. You're nice guy 

act so you don't get 

in trouble for breaking 

his arm can only 

fool so many people.

Little Luci 

Tu 10:56 am

12/10

Man, I really hate 

your girlfriends. You 

certainly have a fucking

 type.

Yea? 

But also they already

 told me. Lol don't 

worry about Lilith. She's 

still mad from all 

of the ‘stupid 

fucking shit that worthless

 turd’ put me through. 

And she wasn't 

happy to find out 

about Mam from you. 

Really I just gotta stop 

my trauma 

dumping on you 

Oh yes, cause 

you let soooooo 

much slide. Oh 

I'm Lucifer Morningstar 

and I have great

 secrets But I'll never

 tell you want 

they are no matter

 how much you 

care about me

You care about me?

Wait no Adam

 you can't leave 

me on read!

I will turn this in to 

my own personal diary!

Oh maybe then 

I'll actually get some 

answers to some 

questions I have. 

The main one 

being HOW DO 

YOU FUNCTION 

ON TWO HOURS 

OF SLEEP EVERY DAY

Aw. You do care.

Also

Spite

Lots and lots of spite

Chapter Text

Little Luci 

F 5:15 pm

12/20

You sure you don't

 want anything for

 Christmas?

I'm good. 

I feel bad. I know 

you got me shit Luci. 

I could get you 

something small.

 How about some

 sleeping pills. 

Nah, those fuck

 with my anxiety meds

🫣 

You gave me a

 real answer 

Also, anxiety huh?

It's nothing big

Was that empty 

bottle?

No!

Stop. Or I'll go to the 

store with Sera while

 she finishes her 

shopping.

Wow would you 

look at the time. 

My hand suddenly 

has a meeting with

 my penis. 

Fuxk

AT 5:17?!?!

Yup, I messed

 that one up a 

little bit. Oops

Sera (No x93)

Th. 11:54 am

12/26

Oh I am well aware 

Adam that you 

are standing side the 

front door. I just don't

want to let you in.

Cmon Sera, why

 are you always

 like this? I've

 already said I'm 

sorry. You know I am.

I never meant for 

him to find out.

You know who 

has to deal with 

your mistakes when

 you make them. 

Those around you.

 And that one cost

 me a lot. I don't trust

 you. I would love for 

Lucifer to see that

 you guys aren't 

actually friends and

 move on so I can

 be rid of you.

But I can't take away 

his freedom.

Go on your stupid

 little date and know

 I will murder you if 

he doesn't get 

home safe. 

I'll wake him up.

 But you can wait outside.

Little Luci 

Th. 12:09 pm

12/26

Sorry

I'm up now

I fell asleep and

 Sera just came 

storming in.

You don't have to

 listen to her, you 

can come in

I'm good. It's pretty

 warm out actually

Besides, pissing 

off one woman 

around you sets off the whole squad. I don't 

want to deal 

with all of them. Lute tries to defend me but 

Sera is a little 

too commanding. 

I sometimes wonder 

if Lute has a 

crush on her.

Wh

Ooooh

We'll let me finish

 getting dressed.

Little Luci 

Th. 2:03 pm

12/26

Brooo 

This movie sucks

You literally picked

 this movie 

I mean, yeah

But like I heard it 

was good or some 

shit. Alastor told he

 liked it

Lol and you listened 

to him. 

He's got the worst 

taste in movies. He hates 

watching TV in general

But you wanna 

bounce? I don't usually

 watch many movies 

or TV in general either

You two must have 

been the most boring 

couple.

The fuck did you

 two do for fun? Fuck 

each other 

or crochet or 

some shit 

Well as fun as 

out Crochet classes 

were…

Ew

Little Luci

Th. 3:03 pm

12/26

Eyes straight ahead. 

Did you notice

we were being

 followed?

Real question is 

did you just notice?

 Angel and his man

 have been following

 us since the movie.

 Sera's been here 

for like ten minutes

 and your girlfriends

 were here the 

entire time

And I think I see 

your cousin peeking out from behind a bush

Yeah she's not very

 good at being stealthy

Idk why they were 

all so worried. Except

 Angel, I think he 

expects us to raw dog

 in the street and

 he'll be able to put it 

on his only fans or some

 shit. He's mentioned 

us fucking before

Yeah yeah I

 could see why he

 would think that

 though. You screaming

 you were going

 to fuck me at the 

end of that 1 v 1 

dodgeball game 

really did it.

I literally didn't 

know the saying 

was fuck you up

Might I just add.

 As your bully, I do

 not blame them 

one bit for following 

you. You have no 

sense of 

self-preservation

 nor have you 

actually given anyone

 a reason not to 

worry about you 

Lol I'm fine

Little Luci 

Th. 6:32 pm

12/26

I feel bad for not 

getting you anything

This shit again?

You drove me around. 

Consider that a

 present. Usually I have

 to wait for one of 

my family members

 to take me places.

Yeah.

I'm actually surprised 

you don't drive. I 

always see you with 

Lilith in the morning. 

I'm sure if you asked 

your dad he would 

send you to driving 

school and get you 

a nice new car.

It would be a waste

 of money right now.

 I'll learn when I'm

 allowed to.

Allowed?

Oh that reminds me.

 I need to make Eve 

a new duck

 for Christmas. 

You and your ducks 

Dude. 

Ladies love ducks

Trust me

That or I'm really

 talented at linguistics 

I mean you are

 really well-spoken 

How are you this 

hombo. I can't deal 

with you.

Chapter Text

Eve

M 7:45 am

12/30

So we were making 

a list. And be honest are

 you going to 

double hell?

The fuck is that?

It's where the gays go 

according to Katie

That creepy ass 

news lady

Yeah her.

It was a meme before 

but it's even more of a 

meme now

Well who all is going?

Pretty much everyone. 

We just couldn't figure 

out how straight you 

were. 

Skip

Ha. Pussy

I'm actually surprised

 you even texted me

I mean, I wouldn't 

date you

WHY DID YOU 

PREFACE WITH THAT

But you seem less 

intense these days. 

Like you're an asshole 

still, but

not as bad I guess.

Thank you?

Val

M 8:59 am

12/30

Sup bitch.

I missed a call

 from you

Oh baby.

I need some help

What happened? 

I had this little run 

in with a guy. And I'd

 like if you could send

 a message for me.

Sure.

Thank you lovely

Message me

 when it's done please. 

I'll send Vox over with the info.

Little Luci

W 4:16 am

1/1

Adam I really

 don't mind you

 stopping in. But please

 don't do what you 

did last night again. It does

 kinda worry me when you

 show up at my house

 all bloody. I'm not a 

doctor. I'm a ducktor.

I don't mind helping

 you when you

 and your dad get 

into the shuffles 

either but just a 

small heads up please. 

Little Luci 

W 8:03 am

1/1

Didn't mean to

 scare you. Next time 

I'll text first

Next time he says

Fine.

Chapter Text

Sera (No x98)

F 3:13 pm

1/3

ADAM WHAT HAPPENED

YOU'D BETTER

ANSWER YOUR PHONE

BEFORE I COME AND

BREAK EVERY BONE

IN YOUR BODY

Answer your phone!

I swear to God above

I will find out where

you live and I will put

you 6 feet under

by myself

Lute 👑 (Best Girl)

F 3:24 pm

1/3

Adam what's going on

Everyone is pissed

at you what happened?

Adam?

Are you home?

I can come over.

I don't see your Dad's car. 

Answer the door.

Please

Val

F 3:33 pm

1/3

Hey baby

I saw little Morningstar's

face. Was that you?

I thought you were

friends. Yeeesh remind

me never to get on

your bad side baby.

Lil ☠️ ☠️ 

F 3:34 pm

1/3

Adam what the fuck.

Literally this is why

No one trusts you. 

I'll ask Luci what happen,

I'll get it out of him then

I'll be over to finish

you off. How dare you

Eve

F 3:45 pm

1/3 

Lilith told me to

text and yell at you.

Luci told me not to.

What happened? 

Little Luci

S 2:01 am

1/4 

Adam.

Answer your phone.

What?

Open the door.

 It's cold out here.

Go home Lucifer.

I'll stay here until you 

open the door

Chapter Text

Adam had no intention  of looking at his phone. He already knew that all of Luci's friends were probably threatening to have his head. 

Honestly he should be used to it. With him, he felt like he took one step forward and twelve steps back. Trying to be a better person was hard. Probably too hard for him. 

He curled in on himself even more underneath his old worn blanket. His mattress was stiff, box springs poking through. It was really time he manned up and asked his dad for a new bed or took on more hours at his part time job. 

His phone jingled again. It was from Luci again. He had a special little ringtone for him and Lute. Just so he knew he should answer those two right away. 

Little Luci

Sat 2:01 am

1/4 

I'll stay here until you 

open the door

Adam groaned. He had no intention of leaving his bed, but with his luck- as horrible as it was Lucifer would freeze to death on his porch. How the heck would he explain that to Sera? He already couldn't explain what happened last night to her. How Luci had hidden it so long from her was a wonder. 

He had to have gone to school for Val to see it. 

Adam shivered, remembering the feeling of warm blood dripping down his knuckle, down his face from where it had splattered. 

He shoved himself up. He literally just beat the poor boy to hell and back he might as well let him in his house. 

What he should do is just block his number and ignore him. The Luci protection squad would keep him far away if they got even the slightest idea that Adam was still as horrible as they all thought he was. 

He would never be anything more than a bully, with no personality, that continued to hurt their friend.

He opened the door to see Lucifer, definitely not dressed to be, sitting on his front porch with his back to the door and hands in front of his mouth as he tried to warm them,  out in the cold with only a white sweat jacket on, blending in perfectly with the snow, highlighting his already pale complexion, with a duffle bag. 

“Luci what the fuck are you doing here? Adam crossed his arms over his chest, leaning against the door frame. “And why does it look like you're trying to run away.”

“I'm not!” He jumped up, hands dropping to his side. “It's a surprise!” 

“Luci.”

His own golden eyes met the crimson red rimmed with deep purple bags, the left one splotted with blue and black that seemed to spread even further to high on his cheek bone. His jacket's collar was pulled high to hide the marks Adam knew were there. Because his neck had been so easy to crush. He could feel the fast beat of his heart picking up the moment he panicked, not getting enough air into his already raspy lungs. Every muscle, every movement he felt beneath his hands and it was so easy to just lose control and break every bone. 

He looked like shit.

“Come on.”

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The moment Adam got Lucifer in his room the blonde went to work. He pulled out a blanket with ducks stitched onto it. Pulled out a pillow with a duck pillow case then started to pour his ducks on the floor.

Of course. Why should Adam expect anything different from the “Quack Master” than a duffle bag full of ducks. 

“Lay down.” Lucifer commanded,  which in all honesty, Adam had no intention of listening to, but with a rough push to his chest from Luci's bruised hand, he was sitting on the hard mattress. 

“How did you-?” Adam stopped himself, stunned. This tiny little puny man kept pushing him around. “Shouldn't you like, sit or something?”

“Nope. Can't. Have to quack you to make you feel better.” Luci moved with purpose- didn't he always though?- to start dropping ducks on his lap. “Become one with the ducks.”

“Luci.” He tried to fight him only to be met with a duck in the face. 

“Stop.” 

It was weird how a hand could be delicate and firm. Either way, Luci's hand, the one not battered a bruised, pushed him down before dropping- it felt like millions of- ducks on his face. How did he fit so many in one bag?

“Luci knock it off. I don't need to be comforted by your ducks and your weird Quackening thing.”  Honestly this felt more like horror, he could barely see through all the ducks and somehow, Lucifer managed to get his feet up on the bed and tuck him under that warm blanket he had brought. 

“More ducks.” The blonde mumbled.

“So I dont deserv-”

“Adam, stop. It's okay.” Lucifer stopped working for only a mkment to touch the bruising on his neck. “Just a small little trip. One step back, am I right?”

“It's more than a small step!” Adam heaved. “I could have killed you. I wanted to.”

“Hey.” Luci forced him to look him in the eyes, lifting his head so the ducks couldn't obscure his view. “Thank you for constantly protecting everyone. I know I stole Eve-”

“This shit again.” Adam mumbled. 

“But thank you for defending her. I knew how Roo felt about her. And all I did was get in the way. I took that first punch for her, defending someone who wants my girlfriend dead.”

“You shouldn't apologize For stopping me from doing something horrible. If you would have let me punch her I'd be in way more trouble.”

“I know.” Lucifer moved some of the ducks aside, fighting his way through so he could snuggle into Adam's side. He barely felt the bed shift. Adam's house wasn't as fancy and warm and the boy was probably used too. A part of him wanted to apologize for it.

“Hey-”

“Man I love being submerged in ducks.” Lucifer wouldn't let him get whatever he was about to say out. “Somehow the ducks make me feel better than anything anyone could prescribe.”

“Are you talking about your anti-depressants that you've been throwing away?”

He could feel Lucifer still against him. Nail on the head finally. He was glad he remembered to look up the name on that bottle. But somehow that felt like a lifetime ago. “Ye-yeah. Something like that.”

“I was waiting for you to tell me. You reacted so badly about me even hinting about knowing about your suicide attempt that I wanted to wait.” 

“It's not like it's a big secret. Everyone treats me like I'm made of glass. So it's just kinda annoying.”

“Is that why you provoked me? Because I'm one of the only people who doesn't treat you like glass?” 

“Maybe. It's definitely why I go to see Mam. We get in fights. Sometimes I win. Just to prove a point. Being a good boy is kinda ducking lame.” 

“You're not lame, Luci.” Adam sighed. This was the first time he had felt this warm and safe I'm his own house.

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Adam woke up warm, which itself was unusual, until he remembered that he was covered from head to toe in ducks. But he also woke up to his phone chiming and not sad little blonde to be found.

Dad

Sat. 11:36 am

1/4 

I made your gay

 ass friend leave. 

Not a bad suckered

 punch on that one.

Adam laughed. Lucifer, the one who double cucked him and teases him about it every chance he got, the one who cleaned him up at three in the morning after fights with his dad and that asshole Striker. Lucifer, the one who was obsessed with ducks, who seemed like he didn't have a mean bone in his forgiving body, had punched his dad in the face. 

He laughed again, moving some of the ducks aside. He kinda wanted to stay in them. It was still cozy. But he had to get up to see the damage done.

Man, he really wished he could have been awake to see it. All he could imagine was Luci having to get a step stood just to reach all the way up there. 

Chapter Text

Bombastic 

W 9:54 am

1/8

Yooo 

Adam

It's been so long

Me and Angie 

are planning to go 

out and have some

 fun tonight. You in? 

Cherri I am in the

 middle of class.

 Your boyfriend's class.

Fiancée 

And he's a teacher’s

 aide he doesn't actually

 care if you brats pay 

attention

Hello, yes policeman

 She's offering to

 take two minors

 out drinking.

I never said that!

It was implied but

 I didn't say that!

Oh really? Hey cherri

 what are you and

 angel doing tonight?

Well….

Well?

You know the Vees 

are having a party

I thought angel 

and Val were over

I mean ya

But it's a party. 

We only live once. 

Sure

Fuck yeah!

Little Luci 

W 10:17 am 

1/8

Hey Luc

What are you 

doing tonight?

Hmm? 

Why?

The Vees are 

throwing a party. 

Yeah. Alastor wants

 me to go with him. 

You know for 

someone so uninterested

 in sex he sure enjoys

 teasing Vox. I wonder

if he's just a sadist.

I coulda told you that. 

Cherri invited me to

 go with her and

 Angel. Should we

 meet up and dip?

Like two minutes in, 

yes please.

Lil ☠️ ☠️ 

W 10:57 am

1/8

I'm crashing your

 dumb date. We either 

act civilized for Luci

 or we can have all out war

Your choice asshole

Woooow so

 thoughtful of you

You know he is my 

boyfriend. Eve and 

I should be allowed

 time with him too.

Bitch I'm not 

stealing your man

 Not my thing 

remember. Besides 

you guys are always

 with him. I know

 you have more 

sleepovers than 

not because your 

parents are normal 

and cool.

I'm offering to be 

civil Adam. If I were you

 I'd take the offer.

PornStar!

W 1:14 pm

1/8

Why you keep 

staring, daddy? Like 

what you see?

Don't you 

have a boyfriend?

Hey

You're the one

 looking. What do 

you want? 

Oh a lot of things 

Luci to stop stealing 

my girlfriends 

A million bucks

The complete 

annihilation of all 

evil doers. 

Does that include you?

Haha.

Just asking toots

I was fr just thinking 

too hard 

I didn't know

 himbos could think

What's a himbo?

Oh sweet God. 

You have not mercy

Chapter Text

First Lady

W 11:17 am

1/8

Eve

Baby

Honey

Light of my life

Hi Lil

What's up?

We're you able to 

make it to that 

party tonight?

Not tonight. My 

parents are flying 

me out to see that 

new Broadway play

Uh!

Jealous

My parents are

 still in Hawaii 

Why didn't they 

take you again 

Something something

 last year of high

 school I need to 

enjoy it. For graduation

 they plan to take me 

to Italy for a month.

Wait I wanna go :(

I think my parents 

were going to take 

me to Beijing. 

I doubt much has 

changed there

 in the last year.

For some reason

 I thought they took

 you to Greece last year.

Lol no babe

 that was for 

Thanksgiving break. 

They let me take an 

extra week off so 

we could bum

 around Greece. 

That's right. Hun 

you do so much traveling 

Hello Pot

Just imagine all the

 fun we'll have after

 graduation. We 

might even be able

 to talk Luci into 

coming with us.

Don't get too 

excited. He still has

 another year. And I

 think he plans on

 going straight into 

college. His dad wants 

him to be a doctor. 

Our baby is an artist 

not a doctor 

He won't say

 no to his dad

No, no he won't. 

Besides. My parents

 already gave a

 sizeable donation 

to the college 

of my choice. So 

college before travel ig

Mine too. But I'm 

going to slay those 

entrance exams anyways. 

Same. We don't 

need daddy's money 

when we are brilliant

 bitches!

Right!

Anyway I'm going 

to go babysit the 

danger dumbass duo

 tonight. Have fun at 

your play 💜

I'll bring you guys

 home souvenirs 

from New York.

Won't be at 

school tomorrow

 though 💜💜 

Love you.

Love you too!

💜 Luci 💜

W 1:56 pm

1/8

No Eve tonight 

Lol

She just texted

I thought parties 

weren't your style sweetie.

 We can stay home 

if you'd like

I'll let you have 

boy time with that

 jerk. I just want it 

supervised. 

Angel and Cherri 

will be there. 

And Alastor. 

The pornstar and

 the sadist. Nope.

 I don't know cherri

 that well either so 

absolutely not. I can

 babysit. 

Just tell me when 

you want to

 leave baby. I appreciate

 you and I don't 

want you to be 

uncomfortable.   

Chapter Text

Little Luci 

Sat. 8:08 am

1/11

Luci so you

 know Carmilla 

Like Carmine? 

I know of her. I'm 

not in any of her

 classes. 

So. Apparently 

she had two daughters

Yup. They are both

 freshman. 

And they were 

both at that party.

Mmhm

 I mean I saw Clara,

 but usually where

 she goes Odette

 follows 

And remember

 how I told you to 

stay put so I could go 

punch someone.

Not really. 

Well the girl that

 I “saved” was 

one of Carmilla's 

daughters.

Why do you put saved 

in air quotes like 

that's not exactly 

what happened

Bro

You know me

I don't save people

I beat the shit out 

of people. My 

friends call me 

to beat people up or 

defend them or

 shit I don't actually 

like help anyone

Mmm. I'm sure the

 Carmine family 

disagrees with that

 right now

Bitch you don't get

 to be on their side. 

But I am

No. Your on my side

 or else 

Or else you'll break

 my arm again ✨️

No you sound way

 to happy about it

You could break 

my non-dominant 

arm this time please.

 That would help

I'm not breaking

 your arm. I'll set your 

contact info back to bitch

You changed it 

Aw

Are you embarrassed?

I can feel you

 blushing I know 

it in my soul.

 You not answering 

doesn't help

What did you change it to?

Little Luci

I'm going to end

 you then myself

Noooooo 

Little Luci you

 have so much left 

to live for.

Noooo

Where did a 

put the Zodiac Quacker?

 I'm coming for you

This is my Villain

 origin story 

Luci no

Luci YES!

Prick (Luci's Ex) 

Sun. 11:45 pm

1/12

Sup prick 

You tried to call

How is it you

 respond to every 

single one of Lucifer’s 

texts but you can 

never answer your 

phone? Hm?

Dunno.

Whatcha want though

I need a favor. 

I've heard from Vox 

that you are pretty 

good at being muscle. 

I need you to stand 

behind me and look

 pretty and strong. 

For what?

Why?

It's for Luci. 

When you need help?

Atta boy.

Thursday should suffice. 

Bring a brace face 

my boy What I'm

 asking is rather daunting 

Lilith and Eve will be there too.

It's not his birthday

 yet, what the fuck 

are you guys doing? 

In this family we 

appreciate what is 

alive by paying our

 respects to the dead.

Welcome to the family Adam

Chapter Text

Little Luci 

F 7:31 am

1/17

Luci please 

You can't still be

 mad at me

I was tricked. 

They told me nothing 

You're an ass

Im sorry

I know

You need to make

 it up to me.

We have to do something

you hate doing.

Oh

Well

We could go visit

 my mom

I thought you 

said she left

She did.

But she moved

 back into the state

 a few months ago.

 She said I could

 visit but I didn't want to.

If she's here why 

don't you go live with her?

It's complicated 

I'm fine where I am

But to make it up to 

you we could go visit her

Idk, I don't want to 

make you do

something that extreme 

I think it's the

 perfect extreme.

 I thought they were 

planning a party or

 an intervention. 

Not forcing you to

 go to your sisters’ grave. 

They pull this shit

 every year. Something

 about healing.

So…

Let me make it

 up to you. 

Alright

You could have 

just asked me to 

come with you if you 

were nervous 

Nah. I would have

 just continued to avoid it

Little Luci 

Sat. 8:52 pm

1/18

Your mom seemed nice. 

Meh

You're step dad 

seemed nice too

They're okay.

I just wish that she 

would have taken 

me too ya know. 

I will never understand 

why 

she hated my dad 

more than she loved me. 

Well, I'm not going

 to tell you to look 

on the bright side. 

Because that's bullshit. 

Life Sucks. 

But hey

I've got some ducks 

at my place that 

could use a human. 

Why are you so weird?

It's a coping mechanism 

Oh my god

A real answer? 

Luci

Haha jk jk

….unless?

Oh, you were just 

memeing I see. 

I'll be over soon.

I shall get the ducks 

together. One day

 you'll have to 

experience the 

Great Quackening. 

There's a great

 Quackening now?

Yes. It's 100

 times better.

Weirdo. BRB

Chapter Text

Little Luci 

M 2:17 pm

1/27

ADAM

Little Luci 

M 2:20 pm

1/27

Why are you with

 the basketball team

 I know next to

 nothing about sports

 but I know you 

can't do football

 and basketball in the

 same season

Little Luci 

M 2:38 pm

1/27

Adam why am I hearing 

 from Eve you quit

 the football team

Little Luci 

M 2:43 pm

1/27

Why am I hearing from

 Lilith you were benched

 the last game of 

the season???

Little Luci 

M 2:48 pm

1/27

Adam 

Adam Answer 

your phone!

Answer your fuxkjng 

phone

Little Luci 

M 2:54 pm

1/27

Adam

I'll let you ask any 

one question without 

avoiding the answer

/srs or /j 

There you are. 

Why did you quit 

the football team?

/srs or /j 

My answer is 

dependant on yours 

Fuck me

Serious. Not kidding

I got into a

 fight with Striker

 again and 

decided it wasn't

 worth It to stay on

 a team where

 nobody actually

 cared about me. 

Velvette told me

 to try the basketball

 team. Said Angel's

 older brother was

 on the team and

 he would make

 me feel welcomed

 until he graduates. 

Good. 

They didn't deserve you.

I know that now.

Now for my question...

Please have mercy

Mmmm I will have mercy.

I'll save it for a rainy day.

That's not mercy

that's even worse!

Lute 👑 (Best Girl)

M 5:14 pm

1/27

Busy tonight?

Nah what’s up

Movie night at my place?

How unusual

 of you. You're always 

all work no play. 

I kinda miss 

our bi-weekly hangouts

I know. Me too

I'm glad you 

finally have more 

friends though.

Lol Lute 

C’mon they 

don't see me like 

that. I'm Val’s lackie 

at best

I was talking

about the Duck Squadron 

Is that what

everyone calls them? 

That's hilarious 

Even Sera is mostly

 calm when we talk

 about you 

That's mostly Luci's doing.

Are you two dating yet?

Excuse me? 

I just always

thought you two 

looked amazing

 together. And she makes

 you happy right.

Ha.

It really is no wonder

 to anyone at all why 

you have absolutely

 no girls flocking to you

Luci keeps stealing 

them!!! I can't help 

that everyone loves 

that little twink

Chapter Text

Little Luci 

Tu 10:07 pm

1/28

Oh my gosh. What's

 this I spy? You and Lilith

 having an actual

 conversation? 

Do my eyes

 deceive me?

I thought this way 

would never come. 

I'm holding back tears 

of joy and I'm so proud

 of you both

Dude

Wtf

Chill

This is what we

 in the duck 

community call

 improvement 

Some might dare 

to say healing

 We are actually

 talking

 about your ducks

What about them?

Would you like

Fuck man this is

 embarrassing 

Would you like

 teach me how 

you make them? I

 don't actually 

want to make them

 but everytime 

I come over you 

cover me in them

 and I can't see what 

you're doing. 

You're actually

 interested? 

I mean yes and no.

Also, if any of them 

that you left at my 

house get ripped I

 would like to be 

able to fix them. 

Lol not gonna lie

 i thought your dad

would have gone in 

your room and thrown

them out.

He's not that 

eager to fight me

Oh man, my

 room is starting to

 look like yours.

Lilith has a duck

 room in her house so

 I don't leave them in 

her bedroom anymore. 

It's decently sized 

because her parents 

wanted the ducks to

 live in comfort. No

closet for my babies.

Wait

Why did she just confirm 

that as true

Why did she say 

Eve has one too

What the fuck

God to have a 

good relationship with 

your parents.

Lol right, a dream truly

And money

Wait

Luci?

I thought you had a 

good relationship with 

your dad. Do you not?

You gonna your 

one question on that?

No

You can't make

me use it that easily.

I'm saving it

Then it's complicated

but we are fine

I KNOW WHAT THAT

MEANS NOW.

Chapter Text

F 12:02 am

1/31

[Adam has entered 

Luci Protection Squad]

[Adam] 

What the fuck is this

[Lilith 😈] 

I didn't think he would

accept

[Eve 🍎]