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  1. The Dishwasher by for Mrs_Cake_Is_Here

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

    12 Feb 2024

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    A respectable box, an offended Bentley, and a nervous demon. The Ineffable Pair has a lot of work to do!

    Domestic bliss and mild depravity. Occasional physics. Fluff included. Humor optional.

    Introducing: Anthony!

    —Excerpt

    Aziraphale was sitting at his desk, as he often did.

    “Crowley, I'm looking at our credit card statement and there's a $1470 purchase from a store called ‘Respectable Goods’, is this one of yours?”

    “Ngk! Uhm, yeah, probably. Business thing. Don't worry about it, I'll look into it," said Crowley from the back room.

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