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    Joker replied by thrusting a travel cup of coffee towards Crow. “It’s a little cold. I hope you don’t mind.”

    Crow gave a small wave. “No thank you. I’m picky about my coffee.”

    “I know someone who also says they’re picky about their coffee. They say they don’t like sweets either, but I’ve been sneaking sugar in their coffee for the past week, and they told me that I’ve been making their coffee better than usual lately.” Joker twisted the cap off the cup and took a sip.

    “Glad to know that you openly admit to poisoning people.”

    “Yeah, and what are you gonna do about it? Arrest me?”

    --

    Or:

    What would happen if you found out that the criminal you’ve been investigating is the same guy you’ve been pining after for months?

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