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I refuse to believe that MK is not somewhat sassy he works in customer service for fucks sake. Also why is that not a tag
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When Tripitaka freed Wukong, the first thing he did was stretch and the crack of his bones made Tripitaka increasingly concerned that Wukong would dislocate a shoulder or hip. He also tried brushing his hair after an hour of freeing him, resulting with a whole chunk of hair falling out and the brush being stuck.
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Imagine if Wukong still has the circlet. And the only reason he trapped DBK under a mountain, destroyed Camel Ridge and 'killed' Macaque was bc the Jade Emperor or Tripitaka (Tripitaka not knowing his connections with them) forced him to using the circlet. And every time the Jade Emperor meets him, he subconsciously protect his head where the circlet (under layers of glamours) still resides. Nobody knows that the circlet is still there, not even MK. He still flinches when someone touches the top of his head.
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Tripataka is a dead tired parent figure towards the group. He also has accidentally traumatized Sun Wukong. He's kinda an asshole, but he tries his best. Also I love brutally honest Tripitaka. If I'm not wrong, he once mistaken a human for a demon because of how ugly they were, and the person knew that monks can't lie. Poor guy.
Chapter 5: What If .... (Writing Prompts)
Summary:
Read the chapter title
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1) DBK cheated on PIF like in JTTW and PIF decided to divorce him(not sure if she did divorce him in JTTW) and this affects the plot way more than you would think.
2) The golden dragon duo fuck with a time traveling artifact (it in fact wasn't and just sent them to another universe w very little differences) and they also got age regressed so father Wukong and cool uncle Ao Lie to the rescue (cue Wukong becoming mama bear(monkey?)).
3)LMK season 5 came out
4)MK and Mei were supposed to be the Hero(Harbinger) and the Warrior(Soldier) done right but someone made some misunderstandings between them and history repeats.
5)MK gets the circlet put on him by some bitchass celestial (make said celestial a pretty influential person in the imperial court) and Wukong straight up justs go : Rampaging Through Heaven: Part 3! With happy ending please.
Chapter 6: I decided to draw Mei
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I don't know how to put pictures on AO3 but I have posted it on my TikTok
My acc is:
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Chapter 7: Random headcanon for MK
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MK would kinda space out for a brief moment after someone says something mean to him bc he was thinking about his response and the first 5 are literally him roasting them, but he's too kind for that.
Also, I've said it before and I'll say it again,
MK is sassy bc he works in customer service. He also definitely supplies Mei with tea because for some reason, people have less shame in front of retail or customer service workers. I had an uncle who was dating 2 women at the same time. My uncle requested the same delivery person to deliver food to both of the women's house because said delivery person was very fast. The delivery person saw my uncle clearly calling both the women "babe" and tipped both of the women off that my uncle was dating both of us them.
Chapter 8: MK and Mei BFF Dynamics
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MK is the friend who is blind to red flags
Mei is the friend who wants to smack their friend so their friend can't get themselves in to another toxic relationship
MK is the younger but taller friend ( I hc their birthdays are 7 months apart)
Mei is the older but shorter friend
They are both the chaotic duo
MK is chaotic good
Mei is chaotic neutral
Best friends with completely different types(literally)
(I hc MK as bisexual with a male preference and Mei is a demi aroace lesbian)
Chapter 9: The Main Cast's Pronouns and Sexuality
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MK:
Female-to-male (still transitioning)
Bisexual with male preference
He/him
Mei:
Cis female
Demi asexual and aromantic lesbian
She/they
Redson:
Gender fluid
Demi asexual pansexual
Any pronouns
Tang:
Cis male
Asexual homosexual
He/they
Pigsy:
Cis male
Pansexual
He/him
Sandy:
Asexual bisexual
He/they/her
Wukong:
Cis male
Omnisexual
Doesn't mind any but prefers he/they
Macaque:
Cis male
Demisexual and demiromantic
Doesn't mind any but prefers he/him
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MK would be the kind of person to know a specific part of a branch of knowledge like- he'd know theoretically the farthest galaxy from us could move faster than light, but he wouldn't know that the sun is a star.
Chapter 11: Silktea is Criminally Underrated
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LIKE- WHY??? THEIR DYNAMIC IS SO GOOD!! LIKE - THEIR DYNAMIC HAS SO MUCH FLUFF AND ANGST POTENTIAL!!!!
Chapter 12: Macaque Headcanon
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Macaque can hear very far away, right? So he can hear and learn other languages. So.....
Macaque cursing people out in different languages!!
Also does monkeys have like a universal indication of cursing one out like how the middle finger means fuck to us?
Chapter 13: Mei is pretty
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Mei would be the pretty lesbian that all the other lesbians, bisexuals, pansexuals etc etc would be to intimidated to ask out because she's so gorgeous
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Notes:
I'm alive bitches
Also sorry for not updating for a while
No the AO3 author's curse didn't get me I just forgot this thing existed
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
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Characters that I'm pretty sure are somewhere on the autism spectrum:
1) Tang
2) MK (definitely has combined ADHD as well)
3) Wukong (likely has ADHD as well but I hc that the meditation acts as what is essentially a spiritual version of ADHD meds)
Characters that I'm pretty sure have ADHD(whether they take medicine for it is up to you):
Mei (hyperactive)
Redson (combined but leaning more towards inattentive)
Macaque (inattentive)
Notes:
I haven't been diagnosed as autistic or having ADHD, but I merely get those vibes from them.
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I headcanon Goliath as FTM. Why, you may ask?
Because in real life, female spiders are bigger and stronger than male ones. It isn't canon if this sexual dismorphic trait applies to the spider demons as well, but I think it is implied since the Spider Queen is bigger and stronger than the others (maybe her adopted children?).
Chapter 16: I have seen the light + Shipping HC
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I have accepted Chimerashipping now. I am it, it is me. All jokes aside, I decided to change the tags to Long Xiaojiao | Mei/Qi Xiaotian | MK/Red Son. For some reason I find it funny how every other character in the series has a Chinese name, but not Red Son.
Shipping HC:
1) I like to think Mei and MK sync up on their periods, and Red Son becomes the designated Demon Heating Pad™. Not like they mind.
2) They do eachothers hair. This goes with my HC that Red Son's hair behaves like fire, and is very hot to the touch but turns room temperature and black when wet. This doesn't affect Mei, but anytime MK wants to braid Red Son's hair, he either has to do it when her hair is wet or with fireproof gloves.
3) Mei and Red Son absolutely spoil MK. However, Mei has known MK long enough that he won't accept cash or valuable items like gold or gemstones just being given to him. Red Son did not have this knowledge for the first few months of him being redeemed, and most of their gifts were rejected. She learned eventually with Mei's help.
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Hello, I will be locking this work so it'd only show up to those with AO3 accounts due to the scraping of the fanfics on this platform. If you don't know what that is, go to here https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSrKDV2aA/ and Dean will explain it.

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