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1. These Fucking Clowns by SaturnCalypso

   Fandoms: Once Upon a Broken Heart Series - Stephanie Garber, Caraval Series - Stephanie Garber  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   21 Jun 2024

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Evangeline Fox/Jacks | Prince of Hearts
   • Chaos | Castor Valor/Ariel “LaLa” Lagrimas
   • Donatella Dragna/Legend | Dante Santos
   • Scarlett Dragna/Julian Santos
   • Evangeline Fox & Ariel "Lala" Lagrimas
   • Chaos | Castor Valor & Jacks | Prince of Hearts
   • Donatella Dragna & Scarlett Dragna
   • Evangeline Fox
   • Jacks | Prince of Hearts (Caraval Series)
   • Ariel "Lala" Lagrimas
   • Chaos | Castor Valor
   • Legend | Dante Santos
   • Donatella Dragna
   • Scarlett Dragna
   • Julian Santos
   • Post-Canon
   • haven't read caraval or ouabh in a little bit so...
   • Awkward Conversations
   • POV Multiple
   • jacks pov
   • scarlet pov
   • castor pov
   • Dante POV
   • I will be calling him dante so kys
   • Royalty
   • I wrote this in pink <3
   • all fates are drama queens
   • OUABH and Caraval meeting up (forcfully)
   • none of them are very excited ab it...
   • Jealous Dante
   • Jealous Jacks
   • everyone is just being a little silly and awkward!
   • Julian and Tella are Besties
   • Dances/Balls
   • I lowk don't actually remember how either book ended so
   • Dane Valor is a Bitch
   • am I the only one who pictured them w british accents??
   • or like the north does
   • caraval has slight spanish accents

   Summary

   When Wolfric and Honora feel the need to have a ball to celebrate their "new crowning" Evangeline and Jacks find themselves being dragged into it-by Lala, obviously. Between avoiding angry palace staff and curious citizens of the North, they are able to get themselves into the worst situation of all; stuck in a conversation with the Emperess and Princess of Valenda (and their fiancés).

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