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One day Shelly was eating lunch with her family.
"I'm gonna go hang out with the guys," said Stan after eating lunch.
"Okay, but be very careful because there's a gas leak near Shakey's Pizza," replied Sharon.
Shelly was pretty happy about this because she always loved when Stan wasn't home. It would be better if nobody was home so she could belt out Hazbin Hotel songs with no shame, but at least she didn't have to hear his stupid voice from her room.
Stan left the house and then Shelly went upstairs to go draw Kanade Yoisaki X Mizuki Akiyama fanart. Then she heard her mom say "SHELLY!!" really loud so she had to go downstaris.
Sharon seemed very upset and said "Shelly... your brother is dead."
"WHAT?"
"He and his little friends got too close to the gas leak. They all died."
Shelly couldn't believe what she was hearing. After all those years... finally, Stan was dead?
"OH MY GOD!" Shelly exclaimed. "EEEEE!"
"I know this is hard for you. It's hard for me, too, and..." Sharon started to cry.
Shelly bursted out the front door and ran around in the hemp fields. "Yes! Yes! Yeeeesssssssss!!!!" she screamed. She was crying because she was so happy! Then the hemp plants all blossomed into beautiful flowers and Shelly picked them and sniffed them and they were the most amazing smelling flowers she ever smelled!
Then it started raining. "Dammit! Not on such a perfect day!" she said. But it was still sunny as it rained and she looked up at the sky and there was a beautiful double rainbow!! She jumped up and down and trampled the hemp. What a good day!!!!
Then she got a notification that Lorde just released a new album! Wow!
Then Randy went up to her and said "HEy shelly your mom says she can't do this anymore now that Stan's dead so we have to move out of the farm."
Shelly hugged her dad really happily and said happily "Thank you thank you thank you thank you!"
So then the remaining Marshes all moved back to their old house and Shelly spent each day with gratitude and bliss
The End