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Julia, the most famous influencer and five star dessert baker, was currently very sad because of her second, and much more humiliating defeat, a total drama.
And I thought how close she was to winning by crushing all those losers... except her best friend of course, and it had all been ruined by that idiot Wayne.
'In hindsight, it was obvious that the universe would find a way for her not to win.' I think of Julia as she sat apart from everyone, staring at the water below her. And while she didn't cry for the law (after all, she wouldn't show weakness to anyone, especially Bowie or Priya), she felt as if all her determination was almost entirely submerged in humiliation.
And as she reflected on all the island's harsh and absurd challenges (some clearly stolen or inspired by the game Squid), Julia couldn't help but smile sweetly.
It had been weeks since she returned to compete in this reality run by that sadistic and egocentric host who loves to torture his contestants and kill his interns. And while Julia and MK's relationship was initially one of distrust and resentment, they decided to leave the past behind and form a formidable alliance that would crush all who opposed them.
Intelligence and Strength.
Cunning and Ruthlessness.
Deception and Manipulation.
There were some things possessed by both girls that allowed them to dominate the entire season, such as the disguise of an intern made by MK (where the thief met randomly and chatted with the host's daughter), manipulation of Zee and Caleb made by both of them, stealing the immunity idol, which she stole from Damien, with the subsequent cancellation of Priya. And it leads Julia to arrive among the three finalists. Her chances are completely secure, in addition to the support of the little thief who has remained by her side the whole time.
Julia thought she would be able to win.
Unfortunately, between the grudges of her victims who were many (as well as armed with rifles), a vengeful velociraptor who ruined her magnificent hair (thanking MK again for comforting her) and Wayne's extreme luck, led to an unfortunate result.
On top of that, no other contestant had come forward to comfort her.
And Julia was still upset about losing a million dollars and the fact that she now had a mullet. No one seemed to care, too busy celebrating the fact that Wayne had won the million. Well... it almost didn't matter.
After all, there was still her master thief (and the best girlfriend she's ever met) approaching her on the floor.
And without even any sarcastic comment, MK hugged her from behind.
Julia was surprised,... but the only thing she did was rest her head on the short girl's shoulder.
And they remained for a good 3 minutes, completely silent (except for the party going on in the background) and at peace with each other.
After all, they have formed a unique bond with each other.
Then MK pulls away from the hug (with Julia frowning slightly, as she wanted it to last longer). And then he sits down next to the blonde girl.
And as MK was reaching into his pockets to get something, Julia couldn't help but look at her partner,... and how cute she was in a unique way that she hadn't felt in a while.
Mk looks away and notices Julia staring at her.
"Um?" MK asked the girl next to him. "Do I have something on my face?"
Julia froze at being caught, blushing slightly, and quickly answered, "NO! You imagined it."
MK gave a twisted smile. "Damn, don't be like that. I remember you doing the same thing when I stole and drove Chef's car."
Still blushing, Julia looks away, while MK (probably putting 2+2 together) figures out Julia's thoughts. And a light blush fills her face. A hum and a "Wow" could be heard from MK.
Luckily, this awkwardness between the two girls was short-lived.
“Anyway. Do you want a drink?” MK smiles at Julia as he pulls out and holds up two cans of soda, one white and one red.
“Did you steal them from Zee?” Julia asked with a sad smile.
"I know that well." MK chuckled before giving her a serious look, "though I suspect that for some reason Zee can magically grow all the drinks in the world. Hell, Zee gave all of us drinks of every flavor out of thin air."
Julia shook her head. "Don't overdo it. Everyone knows magic doesn't exist."
MK was ready to refute his friend's claim by reminding her that this island made the laws of physics not work. Like sharks swimming in fresh water, prehistoric animals that were still alive and even dolphins that drove a bus full of food and replenished it in the kitchens (when MK saw this he thought they were dreaming).
But MK remained silent and preferred to cheer up the girl he had fallen in love with this season.
And so the thief asked, "Are you okay?"
"What do you think? I lost my chance at a million dollars because of a hockey player. Plus half my hair was eaten by a dinosaur that was supposed to be wiped out by those asteroids." Julia said in an angry and sad tone, while cursing that overgrown dinosaur.
"Oh, how I feel. I totally agree with you about hating an animal that beats you up on international television." says MK. "After all, it's not nice to be mauled by a bear. Hmm, now I understand Cody's fear of bears in season one."
Julia laughed lightly. "True. But it's also your fault for rubbing a narcissistic host's hair dryer. What did you expect him to do?"
"...Okay, maybe I deserved the karma. But I don't regret anything at all." MK said proudly, then turned to the blonde with a smile. "And then I owe you Julia a thank you for two reasons: for saving me from being eliminated and for kicking Bowie off the island."
Julia, hearing all this, could not help but roll her eyes, while blushing at the compliments that her wonderful lady was telling her.
"... Quite true," said Julia with vanity and joy. "I must thank you for the way you cheer me up."
“Yeah, well, you didn’t need it.” MK surprises himself by laughing before handing the white drink to Julia, “This is going to sound cheesy Jules, but I’ll always be there for you if you need me.”
"Really?"
"Always! After all, I stole your heart,... I mean to say metaphorically."
And without warning MK closes his eyes as Julia's head moves closer to his.
It didn't take a genius to figure out that their lips were touching, warming their hearts like never before.
And Julia, promptly taken by surprise, stood there with her eyes wide open (like those in cartoons). But seeing that she had to act quickly, in addition to finally accepting that the strongest and most influential blonde in Canada had found her soulmate (and Julia admits that she is lucky to have met her on this crappy island, ... even if she is jealous of MK's stuffed unicorn, Theodore).
So, without even thinking, Julia returns the kiss.
And although he hadn't won any money, he had gotten something else.
His new girlfriend, smarter and more intelligent than the other girls, MK.
And so a new couple is born on this island.
In a distant corner of her mind, Julia says that they will now be the first lesbian couple on Total Drama, and knowing the cast members Chris McLean and Bowie first congratulate them and then find a way to get drama out of them.
After a couple of minutes, which seemed to last an eternity when the moment was romantic, they separated to get some air.
MK and Julia both looked at each other with a desire to continue.
MK catches himself blushing all over his face "I knew you would fall in love with me."
Julia crossed her arms blushing as MK moved closer to her, she said excitedly, "Shut up. And let's keep kissing until we have to go home. Of course we'll do our amazing postcast together,... right?"
"Yes, partner. And rest assured, I'll steal everything I need, run from the cops (especially Chris's weirdly friendly cop), and we'll start the best podcast the world didn't deserve, but didn't need."
"After all, our bond is too unique and eternal," the two girls said lovingly.
And they went back to make a long pass between them, at full speed.
MK and Julia are certain that their two will dominate their future together. Among the first posts where they ignore and insult each other's guests; having ice cream together; acting as a teacher to someone else to teach them how to dominate and manipulate in a reality show (spoiler: It turns out that the two of them, are brave in teaching all the lessons of manipulation and how to sleep a competition with a super-smart little girl, named Fiore).
And many other things they will do. In addition to surely participating in another (but very likely, seeing Chris' smile full of joy and cruelty) season of Total Drama.
In short, in summary, the Mkulia, my evil duo just born and that would become the hottest couple (the hottest of Alejandro and Heather). And they will be with the mind and the Force to humiliate all their opponents (especially Priya, Bowie and especially Wayne).
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Unbeknownst to both teenage girls, who were too focused on their love, there was someone watching them with their mouths wide open in surprise.
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There was no one else but Zee.
"WOW!!! I didn't know there was a couple between them." Zee muttered softly, not wanting the two girls' anger. "But I'm glad they both finally confessed their love."
And as he drank his drink (which he doesn't know nor how it appeared in his hand. One of life's mysteries that would never be answered), he decided to keep their relationship a secret, as a good friend would do on MK's behalf.
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Unfortunately, it didn't last long. Zee had unknowingly revealed it by mistake during a game of "Truth or Dare" with Damien, Priya, Bowie and Emma.
And the story of Total Drama had been repeated.
With Zee playing the role of Tyler.
And the four teenagers were shocked. For the unprecedented news.
Of course, everyone had a similar thought.
'Ah?... WHAT THE FUCK!!!'