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1. But I’m a Tea Drinker! by chaoticgaywitch

   Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), But I'm a Cheerleader (1999)  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/F, M/M
   • Complete Work

   07 Aug 2024

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Martin Blackwood/Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist
   • Georgie Barker/Melanie King
   • Elias Bouchard | Jonah Magnus/Peter Lukas
   • Basira Hussain/Alice "Daisy" Tonner
   • Georgie Barker & Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist
   • Martin Blackwood & Melanie King
   • Gerard Keay & Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist
   • Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist
   • Martin Blackwood
   • Gerard Keay
   • Georgie Barker
   • Melanie King
   • Elias Bouchard | Jonah Magnus
   • Original Elias Bouchard
   • Peter Lukas
   • Alice "Daisy" Tonner
   • Basira Hussain
   • Tim Stoker (The Magnus Archives)
   • Alternate Universe - But I'm a Cheerleader (1999) Fusion
   • Inspired by But I'm a Cheerleader (1999)
   • But I'm a Cheerleader (1999) References
   • conversion camp
   • Romantic Comedy
   • Alternate Universe - Romantic Comedy
   • Martin Blackwood Makes Tea
   • Asexual Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist
   • simulated sex scene but nothing ever actually happens in writing it’s just mentioned
   • f slur used but censored
   • Unrequited Crush
   • with gerry. gerry’s crushing unrequitedly on jon kind of
   • daisy and basira used to be in the army
   • Homophobia
   • Period-Typical Homophobia
   • Internalized Homophobia
   • How Do I Tag
   • femboy elias bouchard kind of

   Summary

   Everyone who knows Martin Blackwood thinks he’s gay. He doesn’t like to kiss his girlfriend, he watches the swimming team practice, and he keeps pictures of shirtless men in his locker. His conservative grandparents send him to conversion camp, which backfires because he gets a boyfriend and leaves the camp gayer than ever before. Props to him
   or!
   Martin really likes tea.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   12,126

   Chapters:

   7/7

   Comments:

   19

   Kudos:

   52

   Bookmarks:

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